Why dont people complain about Stormcast any more?
>>97350703Everything Games Workshop has put out for years has been "Wow, a couple of those minis are kind of neat...I'm never playing with those rules though"
>>97351082That's how it's always been
>>97350702I still think they look bad. When compared to every other AoS line, they're very lackluster and uninspired.
>>97302988The new slimmed down models actually look like decent fantasy paladins and are entirely serviceable, with some even possessing hints of SOVL, so there's not much to write home about. Thankfully the era of those embarrassing sigmarine monstrosities is long over.
>>97349770>t.nogames
"Crusader, crusader, please take me with you" Edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
What's up with the big crossbow in the State Missile Trooper box? I thought maybe it was a crank or something to load the crossbow, but looking at it more it looks like a multishoot crossbow of something.
>>97352760Doesn’t Uber mean like superior or upper/above in German? It’s in the mountain pass right? It probably means something like “above the river reik”
>>97352785Sounds miserable, but it looks great and surely the effort makes it that much sweeter in the end. I don't have the patience for that so I just hand draw a reference pic in crayon and give it to my wife, then she creates a digital version on her computer and prints it for me.
>>97352873Thanks! Very cool looking trio as well, I quite like the metal/mud contrast. I usually also do something like this, but in this case specifically I ended up having to work with this dark elf plastic banner. It's a fun challenge if nothing else.
>>97352873Those remind me of the models I saw as a kid at a local convention. My grandpa bought them for me and that is when my fascination with Warhammer began. Nicely done, anon
>Medieval fantasy setting>Magic is nanomachine tech>Ancient ruin is a crashed spaceship>"The Oracle" is an AI>Gods are original humansPLEASE stop doing this.
>>97352571I can think of only 2 settings that are like this and neither are tabletop games
>>97352571>um, cheesed to meet you?
>>97352571Name 5
What can you do to make bandit encounters more immersive and interesting than the old ambush-fight shtick?
>>97349486The bandits aren't as vicious as rumoured and have their own goals and problems. The bandits are arguing amongst themselves about an internal matter (breach of their code, missing gold, etc) and draft PCs in as neutral arbiters/jury (in return for letting them go unharmed)Bandits are already dealing with a third partyBandits are hunting a monster (even though they're bad guys they don't want a chaos spawn roaming the woods)Bandits are awkwardly babysitting a missing child: they don't hurt kids usually and don't know how to get this one home without endangering themselvesBandits are actually religious adherents demanding tithe with force: they've been misled by a devil masquerading as a saintBandits are scavengers who lure a large monster towards travellers and then gather dropped treasure from those who flee (or the dead)Bandit has a personal link to a PC (works well with veterans)Bandits aren't ambushers: they've taken over a mountain pass keep or fortified bridge. It'd be a siege to drive them out.
>>97349638>>97350461Either that or an over the top villain that mocks them Dr. Evil style
>>97349486Hire hungry samurai.
>>97349486I'm assuming Generic Medieval Setting (TM) here. >The party come across the ransacked caravan. Throats cut, boxes broken open, and a hasty trail leading off in the forest nearby. You listen closely to hear laughter and lots of noise which means lots of men.>The GM hands the party's scout a note. 'You see them well before they can spot you. Six men you count. Spears and crossbows. Poorly hidden behind the birch trees up ahead.' And let the party ambush the ambushers>You round the bend to see a large log blocking the trail/road. Near the log are three men dressed in haphazard armor. They are in the process of hanging the third of three men from a nearby tree. (The men doing the hanging are the Reeve and his company. The hanging men are bandits)> A beggar on the road with a sickly boy. He'll ask for more than the party are willing to give. He'll hold the party up with a shaky hand and crossbow after the party refuse to give more.>The bandits are the government. You've reached a toll bridge. The footmen demand silver. If you give it too earnestly, they'll also demand to search the goods for "contraband". One of the footmen says he'll wave the fee if the pretty woman gives him a good kiss (something slimy will get everyone prickly). They'll ask for a donation to "ignore" the "contraband" they found among you. (optional twist: you notice that the waffenrock they are wearing are a little too dirty and a little too bloody. They aren't the baron's men after all.. just pretending to be!)>>97352593Solid ideas here.
>>97349486It's not an ambush. These bandits are confident. This is their highway, or their bridge, or something else of that nature. They're here to collect their toll, and they're not above beating it out of you.
Thread title.Did anyone actually use them? I picked them up for like, $5 at a church sale recently. I'm curious if they're
>>97335217>I remember being 13-14 and having a massive horny crush on AmazonI feel ya, brother
This existed?
>>97342708no OP is making it up to fool you. Specifially you.
>>97342714This, whole thread is just AI and bots. Sorry man, I was just joking, didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings.
>>97316123The affix system is actually pretty good and a lot of fun to use in tabletop. I couldn't care less about the rest, but finding a Serpent's Sword of the Stars is a lot cooler than getting a +2 Sword.
Dead Good Edition>Previously, in the Mortal Realms>>97335819 >Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I got play Cursed Kernel in PtG the other day and it's fucking fun.It's just footie. The fucking English bastards made me play soccer. My Ogors kicked that goddamn seed 18" and that ultimately put me into position to win the fight.It was sum faking goal to be sure.
>>97349064>>97350044fuckkk an OBR ogor alliance where they team to take down a fyreslayer stronghold would be kino as shit imo
>>97352786I bought because I liked the models but I found them pretty easy to play in spearhead
>>97351434I get why people dislike it but the "once per turn (army)" stuff is there to discourage people from taking multiple of a unit and not have constant spam lists. They can definitely get away with not having that for weaker effects but I'm not sure how else they can write the rules to minimize that kind of thing from happening, since they clearly aren't interested in hotfixing with active regular updates to rules. The other option would be 40k's "rule of 3" which I don't love either because while spam lists suck, 3 unit max is too limiting and you can have more than 3 low points units and not have it be a spam list.
>>97351916>wow, people really love gotrek and felix we've gotta do more with this slayer concept.>lets make a whole faction that' just slayers, people will eat that shit upGW found out the hard way that there are concepts that work well and are cool for characters, that dont' work for entire factions. A unit of slayers can be cool, there's nothing cool about an army that's only naked dwarves. Berserkers are cool when you contrast them to dudes wearing heavy armor. When it's all just berserkers with no armor, they all look weak and lame.
First Order of the Stick of the new year is up.
>>97347329https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1331.htmlDoes this count?Otherwise:https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1307.htmlWhere they talk about the differences between baleful polymorph and the normal polymorph spell.The battle with Calder hasn't been that long ago, only a year.
>>97349158we are entering the punished Belkar arc
>>97350564*for another month
>>97351983Thread's been up for about four days now? Odds are good the next page will appear sometime between 2-5 weeks after the last one, so it's probably way too soon still even if we wait around another week.
>>97350564>implying
Pathfinder Card Game 3rd WHEN Edition>>IF YOU ARE ASKING A QUESTION, PLEASE SPECIFY WHICH GAME YOU'RE PLAYING<<Previous Thread: >>97177684/pfg/ (pathfinder 1e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/RSt0rF0T/p2g/ (pathfinder 2e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/1zySxwm3/sfg/ (starfinder) link repository: https://pastebin.com/5yp9s2U3/pacg/ (Pathfinder Adventure Card Game) link repository: https://pastebin.com/wsNmzCMR>>CHECK THE SHARE THREAD FOR MISSING MATERIALS<<>tq: How do you read about updates for the game? Do you read the source material or just let some e-celeb yawn on about whatever garbage they want to spin?
>>97347858... isn't that just the character sheet? fill empty boxes and so on
>>97348048Not really. Most character sheets don't remind you about nicher options like race customisation, archetypes or mythic paths.
>gm wants to port an old 1e game to either 2e or savage worlds pfI have the feeling, because years ago I tried, this is going to suck. It's been years since I checked 2e but I don't think a lightning fist, metal skinned, super fast (120ft/move), super jump high and far, trip monster with 8 AoO human monk with almost no magic items (because GM doesn't use them) can be replicated in any of those games. I dunno why he doesn't just make a new game with a new plot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQse-bQ4_-s
>>97275622Just mod the game so until it's not shit huh? What a familiar defense that for some reason isn't okay when it's applied to DnD 5e but gets belted out all the time by Paizodrones.
I need a new GOOD fantasy race to base a campaign region around.
>>97335906Mythical beings, neat.
>>97335858Ents/Dryads
>>97335858The Isle of Dogs.
>>97352608I love dogs too
>>97335858nothing says fantasy setting like robotsjust ask chrono trigger!
>30 years>bestselling book series of all time>world's most famous fantasy setting>still no (official) tabletop RPGlolwut
>>97349218The KKK also hated catholics which most German immigrants were.
>>97351637Idk the impression I got from Malfoy (until book 5 at least) was more that his family just said a bunch of things and the kid picked it up more than he actually meant anything. The little perspective you do get on him usually isn't making him out to be quite so racist all the time but perhaps maybe Rowling was just surprisingly subtle over it.
>strikethroughHello tourist Welcome to where the magic happens
>>97348918>>for hundreds and hundreds of years until muggles invented modern plumbing in the 1800s, wizards simply shat themselves in public and apparated it away, paying no mind to the smells and sounds made as they shart themselves until all the fecal matter was expelled>What? Is this real? Lmaoyes, it's unironically canon that that wizards shat themselves in public https://x.com/wizardingworld/status/1081242428105998336It's exactly as canon as Dumbledore being gay, both were revealed by Rowling via lore exposition tweets for some godforsaken reason
>>97344959>Rowling is a really fucking solid worldbuilder. Hogwarts is consistent with its locales and characters. and magic has actual RULES, which is something people always complain about when it comes to magic.Are you from the fucking bizarro world?
Thread dedicated to Sci-Fi based discussion. 40k need not apply. [\spoiler]How goes your sci-fi setting, anon? I am currently running a Traveller game in a homebrew setting, and am getting lost in the sauce of stellar physics.
>>97352132Yeah, my understanding is that they are pretty easy to finagle.
How does Cepheus Universal compare as a sci-fi setting kit against Stars Without Number?
>>97350282I've never been able to find a system with space combat I like, so I'm thinking about a sci-fi setting where "space is boring" i.e. all the adventures happen on planets/at human scale. Aside from "space war is all computers, you either have the capability to punch through enemy pickets or instantly die when you try" is there anything else I could do to help establish this sort of convention?
On the subject of Traveller, how do (you) feel about ansibles? Do you prefer your settings having inconvenient (ie. "slow") communication? Or instant transfer of information regardless of distance?
I've had an idea for a more space oriented cyberpunk game brewing for a while, though I'm reminded now that 2300 exists and while I'm not super familiar with traveller that also seems like an option. So what is trav like?
What are some fantasy and sci-fi movies you should watch to inspire your games and players?
>>97349847>there was an attempt to make it pozzed as fuck. There was a very strong push-back and that stopped the process. Then the cunts responsible simply left.>Right now, 1d6 is pretty much 1d4 sans two or three pagesSo, why can't the supposedly non-pozzed mods and admin restore those pages now...?> compared with 2d4, which is abandonware AND the cunt that owns it turned out to be twice as pozzed as the cunts behind 1d6, with no end of censorship until he got bored and site is now spammed to hell by random advertising botswelp
>>97336974>>97338237anon who posted the list here, like 1/5 of the movies on it are probably in the realm of wuxiabut being old movies they aren't as trope dense as modern wuxia content
>>97350230>restore itBecause those were some obscure memes and nobody has a copy. They simply didn't migrate it from 1d4 when they had a copyA bunch of other shit that got cut got restored, because people simply had copies on their own.
>>97350230>>97350589Consider this:They cut the entire original approved movies list, just because. Took monumental edit war and eventually a DDoS to make them reconsider.So considerting the level of damage anticipated and how it ended, I say it's workable.2d4 meanwhile started out as 1:1 repository, but then the dumb fuck who set it up went with a machete across the pages, slashing whatever he felt like it, and openly saying that fuck keeping old shit, time to update.Which is why 2d4 is now run by Korean spam bots, I guess
Here's a thing. Or two.https://files.catbox.moe/s0ua8g.jpg
Goblins have existed in folklore for centuries in various forms, but where and when was it decided that Goblins are green? in 1st edition d&d, thwey're described as having various skin shades, green not being specified or standing out among the.a lot of people assume warhammer, but spiderman had a green goblin before warhammer, so what the fuck
>>97352066OP totally can, and probably is.
>>97352075Motherfucker that's no Brownie that's a Redcap, watch your ankles.
>>97352119hes got a broom tf he gonna do
>>97352169sweep you off your feet
>>97352057Good point. The Hobgoblin is not called the Yellow Hobgoblin, he's just Hobgoblin.
This game had such a kino setting. What is a good system to play a kung-fu RPG that involves a lot of punching?
>>97351124>/tg/ isn't one personcool, I never implied otherwise. i even said there may be multiple people shitting out threads. but you dont care, gotta defend these shit tier threads for some completely unrelated reason, right?
>>97349657It seems your sex is dumbass.
>>97344859>i am a heNa, you talk like a faggot so I'm going to use the faggot pronouns
>>97351199>gotta defend these threads for a completely unrelated reasonFor fuck's sake. DUDE. I AM BEING DEAD SERIOUS. You need mental assistance. This isn't some conspiracy. I'm defending the thread because it's on-topic. I have no ulterior motive other than to unravel why idiots like you are such spergs when you see an Xbox logo
>>97351222>It seems your sex is dumbass.
The PCs must restore the power of the four crystals to defeat the Dark Lord. What should I base the four crystals upon, instead of the four elements?doubles decide
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>>97326915FriendsMadeAlongWay
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