>be me>finally went to the local Warhammer store for the first time>heard about the free intercessor mini>excited as fuck and immediately asked the owner for it>he said they don't do that here>Oh ok>Seethes as hard as I can internally>still whatever, just do my thing, collect the monthly minis and eventually buy minis and paints there regularly>a whole year later, revisits the Warhammer site>turns out like every fucking store is required to give away the free mini and would even teach you how to paint it>the owner just fucking hates me I guessI wanna go back and call out on his bullshit, but aside from that 1(one) intercessor he's been chill, have good prices, gives out free minis normally and the store is the only Warhammer store in a 200 mile radiusWhat should I do?Should I just swallow it and forget about the intercessor that made me seethe?
>>94164535>1 year agoRetard
>>94165016Regard
>>94164535>t. seething scalper& ex-GW store manager NO ONE WOULD BUY THIS ITS THE SECONDARIES FAULT THEY CAME TO THE STORE AND GOT THEM ALL! No one scalps promos like this and they become rare because scalpers and managment got their hands on 90% of them!!>ITS JUST A SINGLE MODEL YOU LYING FUCK who cares if its in a special limited edition one of a kind promo R@RE that retards buy up as investments because it'll totally be worth hundreds in the future just like all the other promo and single models handed out in white dwarf ,events, stores and etc. NOWAITIDIDNTMEANTHAT NO ONE IS BUYING THIS NO ONE IS INVESTING IN THIS ITS GARBAGE EVERYONE HATES IT!!!! ITS THE SECONDARIES FUALT THEY TOTALLY GO ON GW'S TWITTER OR GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO A FUCKING GW STORE FOR A SINGLE MODEL think of buying something and then see the pricetag on 50 cents worth of plastic cardboard shipping and logistics(while the artist was paid a lumpsum of 50-1.5k$ to sculpt the model) being sold at 70$ plus tax tip eco fee paint glue accessories bases etc and forget even getting the model 360 moonwalk outta the place telling themselves to never read into anything WH40k unless its the games ever again.
>>94164535Scary
>>94163305It's an introductory experience, maybe he knows you're not new to the hobby?
This has got to be one of the worst situations that I have ever seen in d&d, but I'm interested if /tg/ has seen some worse shit> Usual D&D Group decides to do Advance 2e and plays Ravenloft with the module "The Created"> Get to the part where characters transform into puppets and we start looting the place> Druid who knows siege weaponry finds a toy catapult and marbles which could be used as "self-defense"> Go up the stairs with another member and see a cat looking at us>eventually lure it down the stairs were it takes 2 damage from the marble catapult and starts frantically running around> Proceed to start going upstairs until the dwarf warrior uses the catapult to shoot more marbles at the cat> Cat gets super pissed and starts ripping apart the dwarf puppet> Ally puppet lands on cat from above and while riding it, pulls its ears extra hard> Druid seeing the situation fires another volley of marbles at the cat, and due to damage KILLS THE CAT> Druid and Dwarf then start using carpenter tools to start skinning the cat> Druid is wearing the collar like a sash, using the cat claws as weapons, and putting blood on his face> Dwarf starts full on skinning the cat and using its pelt as a "flowing cape">Once out of the toy shop the kids who have no parents due to story, come in and see what happensComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>94164865No it wouldn't. Have you ever played
>>94164947Yes, but never with alignment rules because they don't work.
>>94152954lol You posted part of this in another thread, and it was gay then too. Your party deserves better.
>>94164963Never had a problem with them but they're nebulous at best
>>94164859The version is a lot closer to the original, and actually sort of makes sense, compared to now. Chaotic Good has absolutely no affiliation with Chaotic Evil. But most people are too unpredictable and inconsistent to have a consistent alignment that’s purely in one of nine quadrants.
Does anyone play this game? Is it any good?
>>94164215I've played about a dozen games of OPR across it's 40k, fantasy, and skirmish variants. It's more or less 40k with all the bloat stripped out and an alternating activation style of action economy. As a result it's definitely a better game than 40K or AoS, but honestly its skirmish variants were worse than Kill Team or Warcry and compared to the wider swath of miniature games, I don't think it's particularly good - 40k's rules have more problems than just IGOUGO, and OPR doesn't really address much of the underlying mechanical issues present in the system it's clearly based on.It's a good stepping-stone for 40kfags looking to branch out, but otherwise it's not really noteworthy. There are dozens of better wargames and skirmish games out there.
>>94164215I love OPR. Has anyone tried the ship combat system?
>>94166044What better wagames for grim dark/ sci fi?
>>94166034>>94166263Xenos Rampant.
>>94164888The fact that it was successful doesn't mean it was good. See: 50 Shades of Grey, Magic the Gathering, Oasis.
Are Wyvern/Griffin/Eagle Knights strategically sound?They seem very useful as scouts but as a fighting force they either need to get near the enemy to attack with long spears or make it do with bows or crossbows, and given the likely high cost to maintain such flying mounts, they can't be massed like foot archers.Development of guns could help them but it would also make it easier to counter them.
>>94162209Only if they look like Astolfo.
>>94160100Yes, we know you are projecting.
>>94166012Imagine being this assblasted over the HOUNOUUUR of fictional femoids
>>94166981Imagine making a retarded reply to posts. Oh wait I don't as all you need to do is look at your posts.
What are your guys thoughts on the idea that humans just like fucking monsters?Like I personally really like the idea that humans are well known for just willing to get down and dirty with pretty much anything. No matter what they are.What's that you got Fur and claws? Don't care. You're a giant lizard that's twice the size of A house well, either you're drinking the shrinking potion, or I'm drinking the growing potion. Either way, we can make this work. you're a ball of writhing tentacles and mouths it looks nothing like a human or even anything of this world i'm willing to make it work.It's one of the things I tend to add into my games if it ever comes up. Who's, if ever somebody ends up fucking a monster. You can almost guarantee they're going to be human.
>>94156148I too get my opinions from 1d4chan! Wanna screech together about how sexist Natt Ward is next?!
>>94156733It's amazing how sterile and sanitized these all read for a setting all about sex.
>>94160191Same difference, innit
>>94154985Bump.You deserve what you tolerate. This thread slaps.Enjoy the faggotry you faggots
>>94154985Stick to your containment general gooner
>Deadzone:|>Deadzone, with a Halo coat of paint and slightly streamlined rules:O TAKE MY MONEY!!!
>>94161965https://haloflashpoint.manticgames.com/what-is-halo-flashpoint/scroll down and you'll see the elite minis
>>94163993Im just 3D printing halo 3 Spartans for this infact the halo 3 elites look better too
>>94163728I have never played warhammer 40k in my life. I just think it's funny that nobody in my area cares about deadzone but now that deadzone has HALO written on the box everyone is lining up to host events for it once it comes out.
>>94160891Are there any good fan systems for Halo Wargames/RPG?
>>94160891No Elites on launch is a mistake. Split lips will sell as well as Spartans even if they want to do the weird multiplayer adaption.
Will it be good?Please?
>>94166338Kek
>>94166171It's by Modipheus, so it will be poorly edited and poorly laid out, and the core book will be feature incomplete, forcing you to buy some extra 30-40 dollar kit that has some missing tables or something required to run the game.Fuck Modipheus.
>2d20No. I will stick to the REAL Discworld RPG
>>94166486It's Modipheus but I don't think it's 2d20, it's it own thing.
>>94166328There actually was a Discworld boardgame a decade back that was genuinely decent, set in Ankh-Morpork, players had asymmetric goals.>>94166348No reason to kek, he still travels on the clacks.
How do I go through all the points avoiding the red ones in a single line that is only vertical or horizontal, that is, without passing diagonally?
>>94153719ez if you're not a flatlander.
>>94160389genius
>>94144971Nothing stops you from passing the same square twice
>>94160389The pencil is clearly passing through the paper diagonally
>>94160389>>94160405>>94162453it's also kind of dumb because why would you go through the effort of going below and punching holes when you could just go above like a normal person
>"Welcome to the Elven Lands, adventurer. Now kindly fuck off before we remind you of your pitiful mortality."
>>94160854that on the left is no drow, and I am insulted that you'd even consider itbarely qualifies as a dark elf
>>94158620>>94160854Doesn't matter either way I love dark elves of many flavours.>animu dark elf Chloe and Olga are built for unconditional wholesome love
tyrande's reign of chaos cover art will always be the best thing ever
>>94166173Very cool traditional games bump.
Is he trying to normiefy 40k? The primaris look like generic sci-fi soldiers the stories are getting less dark and "inclusive" bullshit is getting forcefully pushed left and right
>>94118557>Is he trying to normiefy 40k?Buddy 40k has been the top selling wargame for years now, it's already the normiest thing on the market.
>>94158073>I do think they'd probably put men and women in separate units (if the setting were more focused on believability).Which used to be the case at least according to the Cain novels where it was considered odd that his unit was mixed.
>>94118557OP I can't believe you made a 20 year old post
Geedubs has absolutely been trying to reframe the Imperium as "the good guys" no matter how hard they swear they aren't (Remember that muh built on hate text wall?)Look no further than the design language between Manlets and Primaris. Especially the helmet. Notice something?
>>94164334If anything they might present the custodes as the protagonists of 40k or something like that.
For discussion of D&D 3.0 and 3.5e> Toolshttps://srd.dndtools.orghttps://dndtools.one/https://d20srd.orghttps://www.realmshelps.net/> Indices> 3.5https://archive.burne99.com/archive/4/http://web.archive.org/web/20080617022745/http://www.crystalkeep.com/d20/index.php> 3.0http://web.archive.org/web/20060330114049/http://www.crystalkeep.com:80/d20/rules3.0.php> Dragon Magazine IndexComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
If I enlarge a dragon from medium to large with magic, it gets access to its tail slap and all of its other natural weapons damage die increase in accordance to the table in>https://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/dragonTrue.htmcorrect?if so, what are some effects that can enlarge a dragon for hours at a time? Say, at least 8 continuous hours a day?If necessary, assume caster level 11 for spells and psionic powers.>>94163310Stronghold Builder's Guidebook IIRC.
>>94163328>Stronghold Builder's GuidebookYou're spot on. Cheers, anon.
>>94163833Just a word of warning about SBG: It's 3E, so it might need some monitoring for 3.5, but from what I've been looking at (my current group took over the Twilight Tomb dungeon/demiplane after some play and diplomacy and are slowly restoring it) it's mostly 3/3.5-agnostic.
>>94163328I thought they got those abilities with age rather than it being purely a function of size, but I can't find any documentation to support that.
>>94165840That's what I thought too. Then I reread the table and it doesn't seem to be the case, so I thought I'd ask you folks.
>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and Splatshttps://www.mediafire.com/folder/b54o6teut3fx6/Exalted_3eComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>94164021The way they handled crafting is just moronic. If you want to limit what artefacts they are able to craft cap their dot rating by their Essence and add conditions where they may raise that cap or lower experience costs.I don't see the benefits of the current style.
>>94162303It was just a summer capeshit mega event, down to the variable strength minions
>>94164021It exists to address the non-combat paradox, WW gives to opportunity of being a great grafter/scholars but doesn't want the players to be great crafters/scholars
>>94160272they are really more proof of concept, and are outlined mostly for essencehere's the forum linkhttps://forum.theonyxpath.com/forum/main-category/exalted/1527201-silly-legendary-pokemon-exalts
>>94115552>>94120224I go the complete opposite direction - I think demesnes are useful as a pocket dimension where you can shove in environmental hazards that will be capable of challenging exalted, as an ersatz dungeon without it being a 1st Age tomb. 1 dots being about as big as a big mansion and 5 dots being a city
Bit of a random thread but I see warmachine models with tonnes of personality and character so why have I always heard it was low effort and soulless?
>>94158844well you're definitely the exception to the rule. that was, what? superiority? you quit before most anons had even heard of the game, and long before its peak popularity.
>>94157689Where's the writing for all of this, HermitAnon? Furthermore, they murdered all of the Nyss warlocks besides Lylyth? The last Goddess isn't unknown, she was entrapped by the Nonokrian Order if I recall.Side tangent, the Shadowflame and Dudk look too gribbly even though I like their lore
>>94157702I've only read the core book, could you point me to which ones?
>>94160902For what? Most of the Goreshade stuff is across the books, all the way from Mk1 to the Hengehold Scrolls twitter. The first half should still be on the PP website, the second half, I think, exists around, but at the moment I'm not sure where to find it easily.The post-Claiming/Rivening stuff is in the 5e RPG books and in the app lore bits.>>94160914I'm not sure what you mean with this statement. Which ones what? If it's about Goreshade/Iosans, then yea, it's scattered across more than a dozen books.One of the problems with the Iron Kingdoms lore is that PP has spread it across a shitload of books, which makes it incredibly difficult to get into the setting.
>>94161611Yeah, that's one thing that bugs me. Having to read every no quarter to catch someone these things can be a bit annoying, and the love's probably mt favorite part of the game. I remember the early stuff, but I wanted something more in-depth on Goreshade after his restoration
>best boy in the series is undatable and unbreedableWhy
>>94166951>and that'd be canon because there's zero quality control over what they writeThat's really not what happens with the 40k lore and BL novels. Sometimes, writers can slip in some bullshit, and there are inconsistencies because this franchise exists for decades. But GW absolutely does checks what happens in the lore and they have clear guidelines for writers. That's what the writers themselves say.So I don't really get spending entire threads talking about this and that and then pretending that 100% of all the lore is absolute garbage and shit and not worth your time. Either be consistent or bullshit everything like this one >>94166944
>>94166989What about Bara writers?
>luna wolves>space wolvesidgi
>>94167155Where are the kitty cat chapters/legions?
Sunday, way too late at night, The boys got together to do a hybrid mix of a narrative character driven campaign and a Warhammer 40k i guess itd be a bastardised crusade game? (didnt learn bout that game type till post session somehow) and ontop of that we have some comedy podcast moments that i personally think fit the grimdark atmosphere (our translator being lazy and claiming the local rice farmer was cursing us instead of actually rolling to see how well he could translate it) and in general its a decent enough way to spend a hour or so. Any tips or criticism or anything before episode 2? Anything your doing yourselves you want to plug or get advice and criticism on? Share fellas lets see whats good in the greater creative tabletop world https://youtu.be/QbxKks0AEHc?si=2xqiSZToyqfeLrnV
