How do you feel about Dwarves that are literally made of stone, some kind of earth spirit or generally elemental-y?
>>98333614Hard to say, really. Written sources use a couple of different words that are often translated as "dark elf" and/or "dwarf" that might mean the same thing or completely different things. Doesn't help that by the time Sturluson and others got around to actually writing any of this down, Scandinavia was mostly christianized, hardly anybody actually believed in this stuff anymore and there's no telling how much may have been forgotten or reinterpreted since the height of the old pagan culture(s). Heck, different tribes and kingdoms probably had their own ideas of what dwarves were supposed to be, since it's not like they had a pope or anything to enforce a particular interpretation.
>>98302116Nah, for me Dwarves should just be badgersShort, angry, dig holes and even have a resistance to snake venom so you can spin that into the dwarven poison resistance in DnD
How do you feel about Dwarves that are literally made of basketballs?
>>98328937i'm not the kind of gy who consumes this kind of content or play games with fantasy characters, i'm a regular guy who enjoy LOTR, for me, this is not a dwarf, is an abomination, i would not like to play with a monster like this, for me, a Dwarf should totally look like a human but more chunky and short, thats it, i dont like this design at all, that doesn´t mean its a bad design, its great for a monster, the colors, the body proportions, all that is fucking awesome
>>98302116s'fine
>be me>thin>rotate between roughly 12 people for different campaigns>all of them are fat to varying degrees, including the DMHow do you combat the dnd smell? Last night it was almost unbearable, certainly the worst it has been in a long time. Tell me your fat guy stories
>>98334583The tiny table is the cherry on top.
>>98334583>How do you combat the dnd smell?Don't use D&D.
>>98334588Just shower twice a day, change your clothes everyday, change your sheets once a week, vacuum your carpets if you have them at least twice a week. If you don’t keep a clean house, the stink of the house seeps into your clothes.Clean your undercarriage when you shower. Don’t ignore the underside of your gut, or other places the sun don’t shine; scrub your entire body, every inch, right down to the ankles.Use deodorant most days, antiperspirant on game days.
>>98334588Stop being fat, people can smell your low testosterone pheromonesUnironically the spots of fat accumulate sweat and overtime kinda smellsSo yeah, grqb some dumbelss and get some cardio u fat fuck
>>98335418>spots of fat accumulate sweat and overtime kinda smellsRight, because the fat is on the outside of the skin. Retard.The reason fat people smell is because they’re too lazy to clean themselves. Get fit to be healthy, have better stamina, get healthy because the excess weight of being fat grinds down the cartilage in your joints and spine and will cripple you. Getting fit won’t your armpits and unwashed asscrack stop smelling.
Big Personality EditionDiscuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, games, stories, and anything else elfy is all appreciated.When you make a new OP, don't make up retarded rules nobody gives a fuck about.Previous thread >>98314353
>>98335002>This is like saying Christianity is misogynist because it only allows for men to become priestsPeople usually call it that because of it defining general gender roles outside of priesthood and it's patriarchical with saying men should be heads of the household and women should be obedient to their husbands.Not saying that's a bad thing of course, I don't find it as such because it's in line with biological realism on that front.Just pointing out male priesthood is not usually the reason people call Christianity sexist.
>>98335036That letter from Paul to the Ephesians calls for wives to show voluntary yielding (actual translation of the original Greek ὑποτάσσω) based on love and respect, rather than the pagan Mediterranean's utter disdain for women. People also miss that Paul also called for husbands to love their wives like Christ loved the Church - in other words willing to suffer and die for their wives. Revolutionary stuff for the time and place!
>>98335002>>98335036>christianity only allows men to become priestswrong, that's Catholicism which also gets criticism for its stance regarding divorced couples and also abortionevangelical churches have female priests>>98335086people also forget that there's a big discussion about which letters were actually written by paul and which were written by his disciples/followersI might also remind people that it could be a case of appealing to the patriarchal structure of the Romans/Greeks
>>98335086Sure, but still not in line with modern femminism so that's where the disagreement (Which I personally don't have ) comes from.
>>98335086Obviously it's a product of its time and you always have to remember that with scripture same as with everything else.Perhaps that was forthcoming back then, but obviously we should aim to be better than folks that were non-trivially closer to primitives in time and knowledge than we are.>calls for wives to show voluntary yielding (actual translation of the original Greek ὑποτάσσω) based on love and respectWe should not use that as today's standard, way too easily twisted IMHO ("hey you are not my fucking slave because I'm an asshole, it's because you have to love me"), kinda resembles the "but the slaves were happy to be servants of the noble trad southern family, was totally a harmonious spiritual thing the way we treated them like livestock"Our age should be sane enough to phrase "don't be assholes to each other" in clearer way. Of course, I don't mean to trash Paul, I'm willing to assume he meant it well.
autists will spend countless hours describing the subtle differences between their 5 different monarchy states and then the animals in their world are just>cow, dog, cat, horse, pig, sheep.and to significantly less depth (IRL there are 3 different species of camel and anteater).
>>98334693I put a tapir in a game and this one guy started yelling about cuckoldry, it was weird.
>>98335361Does that mean every person who posts a gay frog is the same person?
>>98334693
I like how the anon who got mad didn't address the actual point that debunked what OP was crying about.
>>98334693>he doesn't have giant domesticated pangolins serving as beasts of burden for the dwarven kingdoms
A thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.Pellaeon-class Edition>Adepticon roadmaps:https://www.atomicmassgames.com/transmission/adepticon-2026-roadmap-star-wars-legion/https://www.atomicmassgames.com/transmission/adepticon-2026-roadmap-star-wars-shatterpoint/Previous: >>98208679Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
The Ewoks should've been the Wookies as originally planned.Jar Jar should've been a double agent, if not at first then later after Palpatine saw the possibilities in himAnyone who uses the 'Movies about Space Wizards for Children' argument should be boiled alive in their own effluence as a warning to others.Simple as.
>>98334628Nobody likes Greyjedifags and nobody ever will. Seethe eternally but the reality is everything who's ever met you thinks you're a fag.
>>98335214>Noooo, you can't critique my wholesomechungus goodboi Jedis, only->Uh, well, the films, I guess...>Can do that!Shaak Ti is never going to sleep with you bro, just give it up.
>>98334985Yoda and Obi-Wan tell him not to go because it's a trap, and that while he might (key word: might) be able to help them, the future is always in motion.Well shit, they were right. It was a trap, Luke didn't help them at all. In fact, Luke's friends had to rescue him after he fucked around and found out with Vader, and got his hand chopped off. They'd even already escaped at that point, and Luke was left hanging from a weather vane crying out for Leia to come get his dumb ass. Then he was so emotionally traumatized from finding out Vader was his father he never returned to Dagobah to keep training like he was supposed to be doing, leading him to be drastically less prepared when the time came for him to confront the Emperor and Vader.Did he succeed? Yes. But it takes nothing away from Luke's choice in ESB being wrong. Yoda was right, he should not have gone. He was not ready for that burden of knowledge in ESB.
>>98335226>Shaak Ti is never going to sleep with youreee
World Championship Edition Here is a thread to discuss trading card games other than the big three.>Build Divide>Force of Will>Final Fantasy TCG>DBZ CCG>Wixoss>Keyforge>Gundam>Legend of the 5 Rings (L5R)>Digimon>Flesh and Blood>Gate Ruler>Battle SpiritsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Uh oh... Melty...
>>98335230There has been a bit of powercreep but it's just that the shield mechanics, or therelackof, 120% benefitted the aggro weenies. The biggest sin of the aggro weenies is just a lack of interaction, really.
>>98335230huuuuh wasn't white dominant and too good compared to other colors?
>>98335284GD03 and GD04 has given more than enough weapons for all the colours to more than hold their own.>Red Neo Zeong>Purple/white Destiny/Impulse system>White/Blue Unicorn Awakened>Green Zeong/OYW>Blue Green OYW>Red Blue Ping>purple vulture with DX top end>Blue Victory engineetc etc. Okay variation in meta if you take out the aggro stuff.
>>98335319k thx>>98335268when I first learned zbout gundam and its rules I thought you were supposed to destroy all the enemy's unit before being able to break a shield. but I was wrong and it is so easy to win lmao busted game
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!WarShips are Kino EditionPrevious: >>>>>>>>>98321642>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://battletech.com/qsr/>Rookie Guideshttps://tinyurl com/ydtr589ehttps://pastebin.com/HZvGKuGxhttps://files.catbox.moe/l1gjfi.jpg>Sarna.net – BattleTech WikiComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Happy weekend /btg/
Next game, I'll be trying out some rules for concealed information I'm calling Half Blind>Play on a map heavy with LOS blocking, ideally either a city or jungle>Players play with record sheets concealed from each other>On first setting up, rather than placing miniatures, you place markers that indicate the unit type. Probably just labeled paper hexes or printed unit indicators.>When you first get line of sight on an enemy unit, replace it with its proper miniature. Getting line of sight allows you to vaguely ID that mech as a Warhammer, or that tank as a Bulldog, etc. >Exact variants are still not revealed, only the general chassis, so you can't tell the difference between, say, an Archer 2R and and an Archer 5S at this point.>In order to positively ID the target unit's exact model, you have to Scan it using the Scanning rules (in the new Core book). Once you have a positive ID, the record sheet is revealed for the rest of the game.Should be neat, will post results.
butte helddragon honored/btg/ live.
Old Guns Never Die Edition>Cyberpunk 2020 vs. Cyberpunk RED?Cyberpunk 2020 is the second edition of the Cyberpunk TTRPG by R. Talsorian Games, set in a (then) future inspired by film noir and the dark science fiction films and books of the late 20th century. It focuses on simulationist gameplay and lethal near-future combat.Cyberpunk RED is the latest edition of the Cyberpunk TTRPG, set after the devastating Fourth Corporate War. It focuses on more balanced, streamlined gameplay and is currently supported by R. Talsorian Games.>Resources for RED:https://datapool2045.net/>RED has free DLC and extra content, including character sheets:https://rtalsoriangames.com/downloadable-content/>RED Easy Mode is available for FREE:https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/409912/cyberpunk-red-easy-modeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98333496Maximum metal has provided rules for use of anti-tank weapons against character sized enemies where a player can roll LUCK+15 over a successful attack roll to reduce the damage to 5D6AP.As for the HLAW being prohibited, I'm referring to the recoil rules from Solo of Fortune 2. HLAW does 11D10 damage so 110/5 = 22 BOD required to wield the weapon effectively. Even assuming your pc has a cyberarm (effective body of 12) thats still -20 to hit with an additional base -2. HLAW is likely intended to be a mounted weapon, otherwise wielded by APCA's and maybe Borgs which is fair because otherwise its obviously broken as shit.
>>98333613>next yearOptimistic are we?
>>98334269That makes sense, but the LAW and HLAW are specifically stated to be recoilless weapons.>These weapons use compressed air or some other recoil-less non-backblast system for initial rocket launch, and are safe to use indoors
>>98334778if RTal had any fucking business sense they would put production into overdrive to release the 2077 book with Edgerunners S2 after it reignites the hype for the settingbut they won't do this because Rtal is a bunch of impotent dumbasses who let every sensible business opportunity slip out of their grasp
Player has come to me with an interesting request and I'm not sure how to handle it. The players have acquired enough cash to buy an alpha class and the one who wants to be borg'd has asked if he could get the speeding bullet cyberlegs installed during the operation instead of regular ones.On the surface I don't see why not, but this seems to be a grey area in the rules because I'm not really sure how to handle the differing limb and humanity costs, and how that would factor into the cost of the borg body.
It's been a good long time since we had an epic thread>what's the deal with epic?wargaming in 30k/40k with smaller minis, so you can do much larger battles than is practical at 28mm. allows for including formations of aircraft, titans, and even spacecraft - stuff that is technically possible in 40k but breaks the scale and game length. small units like infantry and bikes are multi-based, while armor comes in formations instead of singly.>RULESthere's three recent limited epic games from GW, plus the older Epic Armageddon that is community maintained and remains the most popular version. There is also a smaller fan maintained version of Epic 2nd ed.>Modern GW EpicLegions Imperialis: A rough reboot of 2nd ed, with heavily simplified titan rules. focused entirely on Horus Heresy, so no xenos and no 40k units.Adeptus Titanicus: Spiritual successor to the original epic, Adeptus Titanicus (1988). focused almost entirely on piloting (imperial) titans, with some support for knight armies.Aeronautica Imperialis: reboot of the same named 00s forgeworld game, much simplified. oncerned entirely with aircraft combat and has almost no ground units.> warhammer.com/egions-imperialis-lp>start-warhammer.com/adeptus-titanicus/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98327990the best version of that is the one maintained by Net Epic Gold / Epicenter. it's in the OP.
>>98328457Ok. So what do I need to play Titan Legions? I don't want to play Net Epic.
>>98329754it's the same thing. that titan legions game in the piccy is the second half of Space Marine & Titan Legions, which together make up Epic's 2nd edition. each one was originally a box set fully playable on its own but compatible with the other.>wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Titan_Legions_(game)NetEpic IS 2nd edition, it's the same game. from the OP>Rules: netepic.org/core-rules/>Lists: netepic.org/army-books/that's the game. if you just want to play it with titan cards only, then you're playing "titan legions". the xenos titan cards are in their respective army book pdfs.
>>98329754>>98327990did they ever add other xenos to titans after the fact?like it had titans for orks and eldar. but didint get full titans for tau, necrons or squats or nids
>>98333781>titans for tauGay.
>wincons? editionPrevious: >>98219940News & Reminders:No more multi-queue for Arena Directs - https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/arena-directSpoilers for next sets:https://www.magicspoiler.com/mtg-set/marvel-super-heroes/https://scryfall.comUseful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaAComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Ahead-of-curve body>Flame rifts you on ETB.Can ANYONE explain why this has the first two lines of text also stapled to it?
>>98334764It's hard to justify a 4 drop in monored, so it needs to be as pushed as humanly possible.Probably wouldn't wanna try it in multicolor since etb hits you too.Also EDH bait, preventing lifegain shuts some combos down.
>>98334764>first two linesMore like the first one, the only time I've seen prevented damage being a relevant mechanic within the last 5 years (outside of EDH) is Fog Wall
>>98334808>forgetting One Ring
>>98335250I have no fucking clue what it does to be desu
Thread #017 Malkavian EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>98232196>Previous Thread>>98142918Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoileredTHREAD QUESTIONComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98334885You think that if they ran into one of the new Winnipeg Gangrels they'd be able to tell if they were even kindred?I'm actually asking the word about some of those Protean antics makes me feel weird.I could have gotten lucky and been a cool freak. Instead my OCD just got worse.>>98334553Okay then go do it and take pictures.
>>98334553Yeah no shit asshole.What? Our whole society is based around lying to people, and you thought the buck stopped at you?EVERYONE YOU MEET EVERY NIGHT IS FULL OF SHIT!
>>98334553>Like, how the FUCK would you even tell this shit apart?Yea. Uh. Bro that weird wolf starts walking on two legs, balloons to ten feet tall, starts running at you out of the brush.Shit is wild man.
>>98335271>Yeah man it's not a gangrel. It's just doing shit that gangrels do. TOTALLY not a gangrel.
>>98335281You talk a big game for someone hiding from some "gangrels" man. We got Starlinks and shit go out and stream it for us. You'll either learn or you won't be talking shit.
>Everyone• PLEASE BUMP THE THREAD IF IT REACHES PAGE 10!>Requesters:• Provide good, detailed references (pictures are better than verbal descriptions), so the artists know what you're looking for.• If you have a WIP quote the Anchor Post, and attach the WIP so your Drawfag can find you.• Do not reply to other deliveries with a request that the artist fill your request next. This is called 'piggybacking'.• Do not make multiple requests in the same thread and do not serially request multiple characters after a delivery. Suggesting several concepts for artists to choose from counts as making multiple requests.• If you're unsatisfied with your completed request, please wait at least one week before you re-request. If someone follows this rule, don't waste posts by complaining about it.• Stay on topic, and be professional.>Drawfags and Drawfags-to-be:• Drop your tumblrs/websites/commission/etc information, but if you're dropping your commission info, please consider filling a request beforehand instead of just advertising.• Please keep AI deliveries to the /slop/ threads. This is a thread for human-made art.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98251949 Postin WIP before bed
>>98333989The hip windows on that are really nice :D
>>98315300Fishman do you do commissions? And if so what would the estimated price range be for something like this - a piece with 2 characters, doesn't need to have a background or full shadingMight drop a comm request in a month or two when I get a job again
>>98334899I do! https://x.com/fishmandrawsmy prices listed on my twitter, for 2 characters no bg I could do a bundled deal. You can dm me whenever, and thank you so much for your consideration. >>98327530Adorbs.>>98333888Doesn't look that bad anon, I think you did a nice job.
>>98335087>my prices listed on my twitter, for 2 characters no bg I could do a bundled deal.Nice, thanks. I don't have Xitter, I'll make a thoraway tumblr acc and contact you there when the time comes.
but what if i hate both?i dont want low gritty human only slop and i dont want high fantasy kitchen sink slopi want a grounded setting with the good of both worlds but not extreme maybe middle fantasy?
>>98317795Imagine missing the point of the image and then making a thread about it, as if your point was different from the actual point made by the guy drawing itTell us, OP - are you autistic or just below the age of 25?
>>98322835thisx1000
>>98332449the word valid made the world invalid?
>>98329335what a faggot you are lol
>>98318002>IT'S LOW FANTASY BECAUSE I HAVE TO DO MORE BUSYWORKHoly shit 1e players are genuinely delusional.
>To make cards, download MSE for free from here:http://magicseteditor.boards.net/>OR>Mobile users might have an easier time signing up here:https://mtg.design/https://mtgcardsmith.com/>Stitch cards together withhttp://old.photojoiner.net/>Hi-Res MSE Templateshttps://pastebin.com/2AFqrY68>Mechanics doc (For the making of color pie appropriate cards)https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AgaKCOzyqM48dFdKRXpxTDRJelRGWVZabFhUU0RMcEEComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98335146Turn number tracking is empty design space currently, rightly avoided I think. Similar realm of busy work to Day/Night, though I could see it working in limited as the set's main mechanical gimmick.Great idea with the only attacking on extra turns thing, very thematic.
>>98335193yeah, keeping track of the number of turns is something that only appears in Arena, and rightly sobut, if you had to give this creature static P/T, what would that be?
>>98335209>but, if you had to give this creature static P/T, what would that be?Extra turns are a huge ask, but you have to hedge for "loses all abilities" type effects which it would almost certainly be used more alongside extra turns, if it was egregiously large. U for a 4/4 or 1U for a 5/5 or 6/6 is probably fine.
>>98335216>6/6exactly what I thought
>>98335209>>98335216Thinking of it, if I had that idea proposed to me I would probably template it as a normal-sized body with something like>"~ gets +N/+N during extra turns."To both keep in-theme and dodge the issue of ability manipulation cheese.
The weaknesses in Millennial design and concept art are quite obvious.It is a generation whose inspiration stems from *Warcraft*/*StarCraft*, *Overwatch*, and *League of Legends*, rather than from real-world elements.Pieces of hyper-detailed plastic that are not only tedious to paint to a decent standard but also result in units that are indistinguishable from one another on the tabletop.How do we fix this? Do Zoomers plan to change this, or will good taste die out with the Perry brothers—now relegated to the ostracized realm of historical wargaming?And no, it's not only a GW problem, most companies and 3d designs look like shit.
>>98321579Your first mistake is assuming that different types of people produce the same sort of work, and to the same quality.Your second is assuming that it's not the lack of quality they are reacting to.Star Wars: The Old Republic for instance, bombed because it was shite.If it had been written by and starring a white man, it still would have been shite.The only face-saving maneuver the idiots at the studio could think to pull was declaring that "The audience is wrong".And that is an arch-sin for anybody who would call themself an entertainer.But they don't realize they are entertainers.They think they are here to "educate" us.The fools.You poor fools.
>>98334355Not Swotor pardon, I mean the whole High Republic era shit, and that crazy skinny black woman who spends most of her time clinging to Ariana Grande as they have synchronized panic attacks.
>>98331884Crows hunt by attacking eyes, they will peck each others eyes, peoples eyes in the breeding season and weakened prey like newborns and animals trapped in deep snow. Its also how they break open a lot of carrion as it is a weak point they can start ripping strips of flesh from. If you are injured on the battle feild and to slow to to get away crows are going to eat your eyes
>>98334355NTA, but there is a loud minority of people who will hate or defend a work because of its perceived "wokeness" (or lack thereof) regardless of its actual quality. Like I'm sure if Alien was released today you'd have certain people bashing the film on the internet because the main protagonist Ripley is female and is the only member of the Nostromo's crew that survives the film while all the male characters die. And there definitely are people who like to act as if no work of fiction written before 2000s had non-white or female characters in a major role, as well as people who claim the only reason people hate the Star Wars sequels or the Ghostbusters reboot is because they have female and non-white protagonists (and not because those films are just terribly written).
>>98334362I mean, saying SWTOR bombed because it was shit isn't wrong.