Why were so few threads archived on sup/tg/ this year? Compared to 2019 and even last year, there are so few.
>>97155577lol no. Forgive me. I'm drunk.
>>97134091The culture war is killing the internet in general. 2016 was just the start, but it never stopped. Every single thread just becomes a battlefield for whatever /pol/ or anti-/pol/ issue any 1 or 2 dedicated schizos wants to make a fuss about.Part of it is 40k being a moth lamp for those types, but a lot of it is that arguing about lore is free and thus there are A LOT of unemployed people here whose lives suck and they take it out on everyone else.
>>97148521Retarded seasonal anime fanfiction is not OC. If you take off the rose colored glasses you'd know that 90% of quests were just that
>>97155545Good on you for telling like it is, but there's no use reasoning with these people. They didn't get to where they are with reason. It's useless to attach ourselves to public IPs that are inherently built on a foundation of sand: any paycheck, any promise of a loan, any amount of public pressure, causes them to collapse and fold immediately. The best thing to do is make OC that suits you, in whatever medium that is, and stop engaging with these faggots on their own terms. Creating things for the sake of creation is rewarding, and I've found some success doing it, and no hedge fund backed me on my way getting there. If I can do it, you can, too.
So are quests good or bad
Merfolk Edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97155904you might as well open packs if you want to leave your purchases up to chance
>Favorite creature type?Sexies elves
>>97155969Random fact... in Brazil a Magic pack costs R$60 lmao
Thread Question
>>97155764>tqMeme answer goblinsMore serious answer, cant decide between wurms, elementals, elves, trolls, giants
What went wrong?
Nothing? It's awesome
Everything, yet it's awesome.
Festive gaming editionPrevious thread:>>97027864Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team, Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim, Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds, Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster......and any other GW system and board game are welcome.Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V>TQHave you ever played any holiday-themed scenarios in your specialist game of choice?
>>97155321The interaction is correct, it is probably one of the few instances where you can get Broken and Rally every turn. Though it isn't without risk since you only need to roll the 1-2 for the Insane roll whilst already Broken and they will flee the battlefield. So if he was just lucky enough to farm a bit of XP out of his Insanity then fair enough. But you do get the 1XP per each successful Rally test.
Dorfs!Shame they got hit so hard with the nerf bat in the new edition. Would have loved to see a points decrease for the death roller.
Anyone played cursed city? Is it any good. It certainly has nice models. Same with dark water.
>>97152657God you're stupid, Hans.So what recent advancement in the 5000+ year old field of lost-wax casting has allowed GW to start making their molds that way? Are they pouring molten steel in your retard fagfic, or do you think their moulds are now made of bronze?
>>97155843The general consensus for both is that they got boring really fast. Cursed City is the worst version of the reboot edition of Warhammer Quest Trilogy (Silver Tower, Blackstone, Cursed City), trying to fix what was broken in Blackstone Fortress but also introduced its own problem, and a severe lack of extra contents, as well as a really shitty "story" (seriously the story fucking suck)Dark Water revamped the game into an entirely new system, ditching the old cardboard tiles for the arena flip book, it's certainly less dungeon crawling and more arena fighting, basement crawling now. The rules are still too simplistic to provide any variety like character builds, and you don't have any extra characters to play as (yet), but don't expect GW to give lots of characters because both Blackstone and Cursed City got a stingy amount of extra characters, while Silver Tower bombarded you with tons of characters (because Silver Tower has different designer)Oh and Dark Water is overpriced.
Final boss of mtga editionPrevious: >>97074134>News & RemindersWorld Championship 31 currently going on, watch on Twitch or YTArena Direct Avatar: The Last Airbender December 12-14; win up to two TLA Play boxesFrom November 18, 2025–January 19, 2026 Golden Packs will temporary contain cards differently than before due to "various pieces of internal nonsense"https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-december-1-2025>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQHow are you liking Avatar draft?
>>97154857Silly anon, if I was a cockguzzling fag, I would already by playing otters
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>>97153608this sister >>97147805, biggest fucking pig slopper you'll ever find
>>97154917World's only based RDW player
Grinding mythic is so fucking aids, get to top 200-300 and face some gimmick ass deck that can 2-x 1 in maybe 20 matches and watch your rank just fucking tank to 900
What would you do to upgrade the Apparatus of Kwalish? I am giving it a horseshoe crab shell on top. Standard claws, with option to extend blades for cutting off squild limbs. Also has a magic missle turret and torpedos.
>>97155701>Do you mean strapping a wand to a periscope?Automated wands are underrated weapons. Shove them onto a construct and have said construct engage targets based on the builder's discretion.
>>97155760>And this little number is the "Pyrogasmic Phlogistonator" - a module consisting of twenty "Wands of Fireball", banded together with an adamantine strip, and mounted on a magically animated walking tripod with self-aiming capabilities, and the proximal intelligence of a Halfling.>Also available as a fixed point-defense unit>See also our fabulous range of other products, like Electric Galoshes, The Self-Chewing Pencil, and the ever popular field guide "Sexing Elvenkind" by Elminster.
>>97155831I was rather disappointed with "Sexing Elfkind" It just helped me tell the difference between Elves and Elvettes. I still don't have a date to the Crystal Ball.
>>97155652Does it have different coloured eyebeams for communicating with sea creatures, filtering puzzles or flicking at that angler fish who left the godamn high beams on? A little airlock for gift exchange with the sea ladies would be nice as well.
>>97155880All purchases are final.Caveat Emptor.May I recommend our Otyugh Balm?It's the all-natural way to put some zip in your step, and is sustainably sourced from free-range Otyughs.
Yu-Gi-Oh! General #589"Kewl Bopz" EditionPrevious thread: >>97075332Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online PlayAutomated Sims:●EDOPro website: https://projectignis.github.io/download.html●EDOPro: https://discord.gg/ygopro-percy●YGO Omega: https://discord.gg/duelistsunite●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>97153398>be meanI doubt it most people going to public events are pretty good but there's always the chance assholes show up just like anything else in life.>what to expectExpect a fairly diverse pool of decks this format as well as it being locals level. There's always gonna be someone who's on something meta so expect to job to them if you get paired but take it in stride and just get through the game. Dont make a big deal out of it and just know you'll clear that bar some day.Pro tipDo not give every takeback if they ask to more than once or twice in a match and especially mid chain resolution or a previous play. You give those people an inch and they'll take a mile. You don't need to be an asshole about it, but have a bit of spine. Like if they discarded a "wrong card" and it's past the point of adding the card to the chain, they've commited to that cost. IE they pitch TTT for something, you Ash in response, and they now want that TTT back. Stand firm and don't let them. This will go for you too, do not expect them to let you take back every play. Go in with the expectation that the answer is no by default.
>>97154938Get the cum out of your C key bro.
>the seller includes some extra janky shit with your orderLove this tbqh bros
>>97155932When I ordered 3 Traptrix Rafflesias they shipped me a 4th one.
Would your character spare a bandit's life if he had a good explanation for why he turned to crime?
>>97106681This looks like AI..
He was a space pirate, the son of another pirate we'd killed at the beginning of the game. At first, we thought he was seeking revenge, but then we discovered he was his adopted son and had come to retrieve the coordinates of a "farm" planet where an evil galactic medical corporation was creating children in test tubes to traffic their organs.He was one of those children who had escaped from the farm long ago... his adoptive father also used him as an organ sackfull, so he wasn't very fond of him.So we helped him raid the farm and rescue the test-tube babies. We absorbed his crew, and he joined our band of space mercenaries.
>>97106681Banditry is a capitol offense, lad. I'll be collecting a fine reward, begging your pardon
>>97106681Yes. They will be made to serve as hirelings and eventually will form the basis of my own kingdom
>>97106681Nah.Everybody has an excuse.It's not on me to hear them out.They can take it up with their god of choice.>Quarter is for honourable combatants>Everybody else gets a summary execution, and their corpse robbed and left unburiedAnd the jackdaws did theek their nest with boy Jock' golden locks.
"God of Variation" editionPrevious >>97123767>Basics Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/GWjTU9Uv>Anon's Locals Survival Guidehttps://pastebin.com/xXp5jShL>Fanmade PC simhttps://pastebin.com/u6aKrBSg>Official Mobile sim (Release Date TBA)https://www.digimon-alysion.com/en/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97155229Does this let a Digimon that digivolved from a digimon that just came into play attack?
>>97155294No, you still need Rush for that. Same as the last Owen and every other card that says "Then, you may attack."
>>97155281I fucking love playing as Galaticmon. Big stacks = big dopamine but as for playing against? Violet's aggressive field presence is always fun to try deal with. I judge my decks entirely based on whether or not I could beat the Violet system without using Floodgates.
>>97155254But he has a cute lizard wife(ignore the buff dinosaur man evo)
Shoto's level 7 would be a european green dragon wind god with feathers, kind of like galemon but bigger, he will fight the jogress form of metatromon and dolphmon, which will be called merkavahmon and will be a giant war chariot with animal faces.
as a DM, what the fuck am I even supposed to do with these assholes> They're master tinkers and craftsmensYou mean dwarves?> They're brilliant wizards and scholarsYou mean elves?> They're small fey-like spiritsYou mean halflings, which are just hobbits with the serial numbers filed off, which were based on brownies?where the fuck does this shithead go?
>>97155339My stance on this is that the major non-human races should have their own thing so, in my mind, the typical small races would tie back to Dwarves instead of just keeping them as the stereotypical scottish vikings they've existed as forever.
>>97155459having their own thing but tying back to dwarves just because they're short? Doesn't make sense. Halflings are carefree and about having a good time, gnomes are about being autistic and antisocial to a fault. They have their own thing besides being short.
>>97155469Being short doesn't have to be the end-all be all. Why wouldn't their environment play as much a factor for them as it does for Elves?Dwarves who were captured by dragons and forced into servitude and brainwashed to be absolutely loyal? Short dragonborn.Dwarves who decided to fuck around in the Feywild? Gnomes.Dwarves who split from their stagnant culture and find being around Humans dynamic and exciting? Halflings.Also, it seems to me Giants do a better job of >>97155339 minus the Dragon aspect.
Believe me, it can get worse, because it turns out that gnomes, along with salamanders, sylphs, and undines, are elemental spirits.> Gnomes (Earth)> Salamanders (Fire)> Sylphs (Air)> Undines (Water)
>>97152931>Clockwork, fine garments, precious jewelry covered in fine details, all of these are the purview of gnomes, not dwarves, at least within D&D.The current edition says>Dwarven kingdoms stretch deep beneath the mountains where the dwarves mine gems and precious metals and forge items of wonder. They love the beauty and artistry of precious metals and fine jewelryIf that wasn't enough because liking the artistry of fine jewellery isn't the same as making it despite it clearly meaning that they mine the gems and metal and then make it into fine jewellery themselves>Dwarves in other lands are typically artisans, especially weaponsmiths, armorers, and jewelers.A couple of editions ago D&D said>Dwarves in human lands are typically mercenaries, weapon smiths, armor smiths, jewelers, and artisans.
Thread #01 Winter Wonderland.Welcome to /un0/, an RP thread for playing a World of Darkness/Chronicles of Darkness Hunter. For any OOC questions about WoD/CofD, check the official general. >>97089644Rules:>We are acephale. There is no storyteller, we are not a quest. >This thread is based primarily but not exclusively in the nWoD/CofD game Hunter: the Vigil. However, Vigil is defined by being highly setting agnostic, with a system for creating entirely custom monsters that do not exist in other WoD/CofD games. Thus, you have significant freedom in what you want to play and what you want to hunt. Feel free to play a member of the Society of Leopold, or a member of the Lucifuge hot on the tail of a Lasombra. >Namefagging is encouraged but by no means mandatory. >Keep in mind that even highly experienced Hunters typically only have fractured pieces of the puzzle, and every table has their own canon. The night is dark and full of misinformation.>/un0/ is conceived of as an experimental end to end encrypted program that is very hard to compromise, retains very little data and purges that data regularly. Please play an actual Hunter. >Spoiler any OOC discussion.Happy hunting.
>>97155147No way, I'm starting to think the swamps have it out for me with the dread I'm feeling during night time exercise.
>>97140824Please, at least torture the monsters and not their victims.
>>97155286Stay away from creeping roots they will pull you into the water if you're not carful
>>97155147Already planning on it.>>97150459Buddy, I hope the cops/alien frogs didn't kill you
>>97092042Yep, but the mods don’t care. That why we have endless “quest X wat do” threads.
Old School EditionDiscuss and post elves. Elf lore, gameplay, and art are all appreciated.QOTT: What would you change about elves if you had the influence to do so?
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This was a successful elf thread. Good job.
>>97089187Did you know that Mariabelle founded the Adeptus Mechanicus? It's true!
Elves according to Isaac Asimov
>>97155835This is why Issac Asmov doesn't get film adaptations.
Men who make/roleplay female characters, why do you? Why do you think it bothers /tg/ so much?>inb4 I don't because I'm not a faggut, hurr durr
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>>97139776>Men who make/roleplay female characters, why do you?I just think it's fun, and women characters get a lot of cool art. >Why do you think it bothers /tg/ so much?Obviously it doesn't piss of all /tg/ posters, just a loud and spergy section of them. I think they're just the type who have an idea of what an ideal D&D game looks like in their head, but it's impossible since it only exists in their head. This is why /OSRG/ loves systems that support freedom, but immediately take all the freedom away when you play with them.
>>97139834Behold, the mentality that has destroyed western civilization
>>97139776Because boobs. What are you gay?You only play big strong muscular human fighters OP?
>>97151518No need to get your panties in a bunch
What is so interesting about an ancient alien civilization that died off at some point but left its traces around? Every fucking space setting has this shit and I'm sick of it.
>>97142775They're like the Elves and dragons often being in fantasy. Just something you expect in the setting. Hell even many fantasy have that old empire that fell and powerful artifacts are still being found and improving the tech and all
>>97144215>RNA on random-ass asteroids in Sol sphere (confirmed)>probable bacteria on Mars (under investigation)>probable life on Titan (speculated)>life on Earth (confirmed)Life is beginning to seem incredibly fucking common even in just a single star system. Potentially (potentially) even independently emerging multiple times in different conditions. "No aliens" indeed, harrumph.
>>97153484>>97142797>WAAAH WAAAH STOP DISCUSSING ROLE-PLAYING CONCEPTS IN ABSTRACT MY WITTLE BRAIN CAN'T HANDLE ITChoke on a razor you failed abortion
>>97142775They don't, you just aren't familiar with more than a handful of mostly mainstream space settings. Besides, our star wouldn't exist with several cycles of other stars exploding before it. In all that time it's hard to imagine any crowded universe full of aliens only recently got them.Still there are plenty of settings without ancient aliens. It just means the universe is more empty. Which is seen as a tragedy.
>>97155151>Formatting complaint sans substanceYawn.Here's your (you), faggot.
I'm curious to know what people thought about this. I've played in one really fun (but short) campaign that descended into pure schlock at the end, which was mostly saved by the inclusion of a sexy robot and the GM playing hard and fast with the (occasionally vague) rules.But it feels like the novelty will swiftly wear off, everyone sort of knows what they'll be getting into early on, even if the threat isn't a capital-A alien.It feels like an RPG with very little replay value, if that makes sense.
>>97155844As someone who mourns the death of the franchise, tell me more about this sexy robot.