What are your favourite fantasy maps?
>>98214768Something tells me that there is... dont know what exactly
>>98214768There's some guy on reddit who's definitely also an anon who posts about it, international4uuuu. I originally got that image from a thread on /v/ way back.
https://x.com/ItalyaTrue/status/2067260024049561934Sorry, but this is just too funnyEspecially after >>98195492
>"Everyone gang up on anon, he always wins.">"Anon, play with Ben. He's the worst so it's fair.">"Please use the deck I counter anon, it's the only way I can beat you.">"Hey everyone! I beat anon! I finally beat him!">"Anon, don't use that card, it's broken.">"Anon, you have to be cheating.">"Of course you get every card you need and I get screwed!">"This deck can never win! Switch with me anon, that's only fair.">"Can I shuffle my lands and creatures alternating? I can't ever get a good hand otherwise."Why are my friends like this?
>>98201051if you were to read the thread some more you'd know OP was playing with unupgraded preconstructed decks, and swapping the decks did nothing to get rid of the target on his back. It's not a card power problem, it is a people problem.
>>98198960This.
>>98201383kek, also accurate
>>98198949>>"Can I shuffle my lands and creatures alternating? I can't ever get a good hand otherwise."I do it with lands, seems workingofc oponent can shuffle/cut deck
Reminds me of a guy I knew who had extremely expensive magic decks and then got into warhammer, believing his pay-to-win strategy would carry over.He had a bona fide meltdown when deepstriking metla troops (Tau/guard/Eldar) annihilated all his forgeworld Chaos baneblade tanks and was ranting about how much money they cost.This was 15 years ago, we still laugh about it to this day.
What really is difference between Wizards and Sorcerers? Not talking about DnD classes
>>98220004Fortune Teller and Scholar are not effectively the same thing, man.
>>98211104Connotation. For example in Polish, the word for a wizard (czarodziej) could be translated literally as someone doing spells, which depending on your stance on how people percieved magic and shit in ye olde timeth might be seem as neutral connotation. Meanwhile a sorcerer (czarnoksiężnik) is someone casting black (spells), so he's seen as an evil fellow for sure
>>98217988>puckee aka redditor pucke℮21 spamming his commission againhttps://www.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryCharacters/comments/1ije3o4/celira_darkflame_evil_sorceress_by_kartstudio/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/GDZmUhxqu54xZ2D05FkNRQ/>61 times since November 2023>>98217991>puckee aka redditor pucke℮21 spamming his commission againhttps://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1dqgwj1/art_comm_amalia_fenn_wizardess_by_dennis_fr%C3%B6hlich/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/KEjif-wGDBPKQYY8Q0-LSg/>46 times since June 2024
>>98211104age and experience
>>98220012The etymology of a word isn't the same as its present day meaning. Two words can have different etymology and mean the same thing.Wizard and sorcerer have the same dictionary definition, they just have slightly different connotations.Also worth noting because a lot of people miss this: wizard was originally used in a negative sense. It wasn't being used to mean a literal "wise man". The original usage was "often disparaging with implications of falseness or pretence."
I'm running a detective story set in 1960s Osaka using Disco Elysium's system, just for tabletop.My problem is that I don't really know what a FYS + MOT build would be like. I've played it once in-game, and the game itself pulls it off rather decently but I'm struggling to translate that into a real-world setting.If one of my players went with a FYS + MOT build what kind of things would they catch that other builds wouldn't? How do I make the build interesting to them when it's probably the build with the least talkative skills?i.e. how do I let my players know this build is just as valid as any other one despite it being the "hardcore dumbass" build
>>98223512>It pretends that there is a murder case you can solve (you can't)You can>some form of survival mechanicWhat? You trashed a hotel room and you have to pay the guy back. Are you autistic?>Sure it is but its window dressing. It doesn't affect the story at all.Yea you genuinely are, I guessI bet you're one of those people that thinks watching a playthrough is the same as actually playing the game
>>98224193>You canNo you actually can't. Not until the VN literally serves you the answer on a platter when it decides it's the appropriate time to do so. This isn't how you solve mysteries anon. > You trashed a hotel room and you have to pay the guy back. There is a nightly fee after that, for two days and then it's dropped. That is what I was talking about. Maybe you should try to read the VN first?>ad hominem, no counter argument, no reasoning, hasn't even read through the VN.Just another brainlet I guess.
>>98224241>Not until the VN literally serves you the answer on a platter when it decides it's the appropriate time to do so.So you genuinely are dumb. There's a fuck ton of clues and foreshadowing that you're looking in the wrong places and that NONE of your initial suspects are the actual killer. You genuinely haven't played the game>There is a nightly fee after that, for two days and then it's dropped.Yea and? You have to pay to sleep in a hotel? That's not a survival mechanic that's just life nigga. Why does this make you salty in any way. And it's not like money is particularly hard to come by in DE>Just another brainlet I guessYou know this isn't twitter right? You don't get money by engagement farming. You just seem pathetic and literally everyone here except for you sees it
>>98224315Disco Elysium brings out the biggest midwits that think they're smartI remember back in its heyday some facebook tough guy posture was mad that you couldn't join the mercenaries
>>98224315>There's a fuck ton of clues and foreshadowing that you're looking in the wrong places and that NONE of your initial suspects are the actual killer.Yes. But you can't look for the actual suspect or investigate for actual clues until the game lets you to and at that point it just basically holds your hand and points to the solution. You don't solve the mystery. The VN just tells you the solution when it thinks its appropriate for the narrative. This is bad even for mystery novel standards. >You genuinely haven't played the gameNo u. Unironically.>You have to pay to sleep in a hotel? You don't have to, follow the reply chain. Learn to read brainlet.
So, JP Morgan just fucked over Paizo. They own over 600k Hasbro shares and are denying Paizo 10 million dollars worth of printed books they paid for. How is this even legal? The conflict of interest alone is fucking disgusting.
>>98201667>they don't know that Ethiopia is a Christian nationO-o-o-o-obviously the Ethiopians made it before they forcefully converted to Chudistianity by white chuds!
>>98223316It happened on BlueSky a handful of years ago, so yeah. It did. Or was it Mastodon? Either way it was a twitter clone full of performative retards.
>>98182275The 3e fanbase hates Paizo after Paizo "betrayed" them by making PF2e.
>>98223370Do they? I'd imagine they feel relief considering how bad 2e raped the setting and how 1e is bloated as fuck as is.
>>98180527>The conflict of interest>capitalismbig dog fucks small dog
June Edition>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt'll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and SplatsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98226553Forgot to add>3eExceptional armor and weapons provide no bonuses, butare exquisitely made, often elaborately decorated orsufficiently durable they require only minimal care.
>>98226552>1eMaking a weapon exceptional adds • to theweapon’s cost. These weapons have three bonuspoints that can be distributed among the weapons characteristics — the bonus points can add tothe weapon’s speed, accuracy, damage or defenseor subtract a dot from a minimum due to excellent balance. However, no two bonus points maybe added to the same characteristic.Exceptional bows may divide two pointsbetween the weapon’s accuracy, rate and range— adding a point to range increases the weapon’srange characteristic by 50. Exceptional thrownweapons add 3 points, but improving theweapon’s hand-to-hand characteristics do notComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>982265523e's.>>98226553>>98226561Thanks, 3e rule made those sovereign charms really weird.
If Lunars had done their jobs, the Solars of the first age would never have gone crazy. Orgasms always solve facism
>>98226675Unfortunately somebody was spiking everybody's drink.
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>>98225845>$5500 asking pricelmao
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>>98223156>tqMy big 11th ed project is working on a second clan for my iron hands successors. My first clan is heavy mechanized so the goal with the second is more options for units with the theme of these being members of the chapter sent to Armageddon. It’s gonna be lots of land speeders, and scouts
>>98225915The weekend.
>>98224718paint a base with no miniature on it and when your opponent asks why one of the bikes in your squad is gone tell him that one is painted purple.
I'd really like to play a character that's basically Conan the barbarian but also a drone pilot in what kind of setting do you find techno-barbarians? with what kind of system?where do they live? what do they do? what do they eat? what's their tax policy?
>>98216372>Conan the barbarian but also a drone pilot Piloting a drone is an inherently cowardly and umanly way to do combat. Conan would never do that. >in what kind of setting do you find techno-barbarians? The middle east.>where do they live? Mostly in isolated villages and caves.>what do they do? Wage war. Duh.>what do they eat? Mostly goat meat and milk.>what's their tax policy?primarily zakat.
>>98216372>in what kind of setting do you find techno-barbarians?Age of Strife Terra obviously but you can just shoehorn techno-barbarians anywhere if that's your thing.>with what kind of system?See above, but for the drone pilot part you can try these:-Traveller (specifically The Robot Handbook)-Lancer (specifically if you play the Hydra)-Eclipse Phase (you can upload your brain in a drone)The Sprawl (PbtA)ShadowrunSinless (Shadowrun lite)Fragged Empire>where do they live?The Wasteland™ in between various Arcologies, ruins and random settlements.>what do they do?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98216372Traditional games?
>>98216372We have entire galleries of great Blanche art and you slop it up instead. Fuck you and I hope you stub your toe and drop something fragile on the ground.
>>98216372This is actually something I've been thinking about a lot too.I've heard people recommend Barbarians of Lemuria but I've never read it, and I don't think there's any drones.Mutants and Masterminds (at least the original) can do high-power sword & sorcery, it even had a supplement dedicated entirely for that, which was basically a He-Man RPG.And of course there's GURPS, but that isn't very cinematic.
Has /tg/ used it?I have been using it for a week and it's pretty cool. It can even undersand common anime settings like GATE and Tate no Yuusha. You can have sex in it but not rape (lame).
God, who cares? Solo TTRPGS already don't require AI DMing, and masturbating is more enjoyable than either option anyway
>>98222791Buy an ad, faggot.
>>98222791>but not rapeWhats the point then?
Was the second Lemurian Chronicles book Ludospherik did worth the dosh, or even the time spent reading it?
>>98214147Oh, Barbarians of Lemuria should be available in the share thread, but there's lots of reviews and let's-plays if you google it. Some free adventures, too, at places like the Strange Stones blog. It's a 2d6 v 9 system by default aimed at one shot or short pulp adventures, and I recommend going up to 2d10 v 12 or 13 if you want a longer game.It's fairly rules-light, with spinoffs like Everywhen or Honor+Intrigue adding more depth to combat. The latest edition is Mythic, specifically the Ludospherik version (they bought the rights to the system from its creator, and are responsible for making 3 splats, 2 of which are in English and one still only in French).The actual setting depicted in the core rulebook is pretty bare bones and boilerplate, but leaves you room to fill in the blanks in an unobtrusive way. You have you basic variety of city-states full of murder and Intrigue thriving in a post-apocalypse of a post-apocalypse caused by, who else, evil sorcerers. Races include humans, winged men, blue giants, ape-men called grooth, and the artificially grown one-eyed kalukhan (who got a specific adventure for them in Lemurian Chronicles 1).
>>98214187Seems cool, I'm gonna go find it in the share threads and give it a read. Been in the mood for something light. Thanks anon.
>>98216702Have fun.Cover from the Ludospherik core book related. Emmanuel Roudier is great.
I don't have an answer for OP, but since this is a perfectly serviceable thread, any fellow GMs got tips for keeping Mythic's combat interesting? I don't want to rely on players mother-may-Iing it to make it more varied and want to introduce some stuff in encounters myself without layering too much on them.
>>98219032Simple one is to give boss tier enemies a second turn every round. I also like things like auras which cause Disadvantage, or successful attacks provoking an immediate (disadvantaged) counter. Leads to more creative thinking rather than just charge in with a sword. Nothing crazy complex in that, obviously.
>hero returns to homeland after a long adventure to find it ransacked and a hollow shell of its former self Should he 1) stay and try to help (It's hopeless) 2) leave and try to find a place to call home 3) commit sudoku
>>98215218What game?
Ransack another land for resources to rebuild the homeland.
>>98215218I'm only interested in how the characters would react to being raped
>>98217901>He's a ChristianNo, we're talking about the hero, not the monsters who ransacked the village
>>98217901Insults to your person are to be forgiven. Insults to God must be punished. The penalty for murder is death. You are religiously required to bring the perpetrators to justice, which is death.
https://hj-trpg.com/news/detail.html?id=2372Famously naughty gamebook / media franchise Queen's Blade is getting a relaunch. Based off the Lost Worlds series of one-on-one gamebooks (basically you fought your opponents, and there was an FPS-style picture book illustrating actions), this has the rules for all 19 heroines...Also, this includes their Fifth Edition-compatible stat blocks as essentially a bonus feature, allowing those same characters to be imported into regular fantasy RPG campaigns.
Queen's Blade is relatively tame compared to some other stuff that gets published lately.
>>98217213Bump for interest.
>>98217213rolling for anal circumference at disadvantage is BULLSHIT
>>98217213If they're not gonna reprint the combat books, why bother? Those are the only interesting thing in the whole franchise.
>>98223256But wouldn't you want disadvantage so you have a tighter asshole?
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>>98226040why are you like this
>>98223823>Should have let the problem become even worse bro!Lol no.>>98225399>>98226021>centaur>not a retarded drunken rapist who smells like shit and pissNot Warhammer.
>>98223743An older White Dwarf magazine. That dude had gone to Morocco, and occasionally used the magazine to swat flies.
TOWsisters... We lost one of our own
>>98226749I want to make his shitter a sheathe for my cock. Then he’ll finally be a fully initiated tomb kings player.
>Player or GM>Preferred System(s)>Schedule/Times Available (include timezone)>Voice or Text>Method(s) of Play (Skype, Discord, IRC, roll20, etc)>Tone/Theme Preferred>Contact Info>Other Notes>Thread QuestionWhat got you into tabletops in the first place?
>>98216992Yeah. Let's meet up in the abandoned alley behind Macca's. I'll bring my lads who are not spiders, trust.
>>98211336> they're gamesFix'd.
I love gfg because it keeps all the shitfag players contained.
bump for gamefinder thread!
>>98217127Which one, the CBD one or the one in G-west? Or are you counting the north one as having an abandoned alley when it's an abandoned building next door?
How big of a threat are a rabble of orcs usually considered to be to civilized lands?
>>98222114Don't orc males have harems?
>>98217947>puckee aka redditor pucke℮21 spamming his commission againhttps://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1f7fyl0/artcomm_orc_by_pedro_silva/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/tsy_l8sbr_q-AwGFvIghuw/>52 times since September 2024
>>98217947Traditional games?
>>98217947Kill yourself.
>>98217947This looks god awful.