Give me ̶s̶h̶o̶r̶t̶ ̶g̶r̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶e̶l̶v̶e̶s̶ goblins or give me death
goblins should stand roughly nipple height to an average woman. they should have thick pouty lips and large noses. they should have proportionally large hands and feet
>>98370720There's two real kinds of shortstacks in the modern day.There's the 'this is Imp Midna with massive tits' and 'this is just breast and ass expansion on a short woman'I personally prefer the former, as the proportions are at least somewhat more coherent and it lets you actually see the woman who's supposedly being fetishized in the art.It really can't be overstated how much of an impact Midna had on shortstacks as a genre, though.
>>98371073More for me.
>>98371172No this one is fine. The problem is thats clearly not a shortstack.Ultimately the problem with a lot of shortstack art is a symptom of gooner art in general: artists who wanna draw huge tits and ass but dont actually have their anatomy fundamentals down. All a shortstack is is a chibi of a venus statuette-esque gooner art character.
>>98370805Why do you jerk off to green beach balls?
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>>98371203>Bliss Stagegof1le /d/uxkrl1
>>98369000>svillandOnly the setting:gf /d/dmZruzw
>>98371948Old link? Showing offline
>>98371247There's also that dipshit on reddit handing out the docs. If you ever see somebody talking about the keys to the library don't help them get access to anything.
>>98372000>>98371948The d after the slash should not be there. you want d/mZruzw.
How sensitive do you think tieflings' tails and horns are? I like to think their horns aren't sensitive at all, and their tail mostly isn't, but the base of the tail is surprisingly sensitive. What do you think?
>>98370039
if a tiefling and an aasimar have a baby do their heritages cancel each other out?
>>98370550This happens
>>98370610Lightforged, and all draenai exist to be loved in charished in a faithful marriage
>>98370610Start the breeding programs
Should Catfolk be cat people like Miqote or be beast people like Khajits?
>>98288546That's the neat part: you only select a few as possible player races.>Muh player agencyFuck your player agency, player agency has been the blight upon TTRPG since 3.5 and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.I say this as a man who's never been a DM/GM/ST or what-have-you and been having to suffer Edgy Angsty Drow Rogue #34254561234 and "Jester Clone #546568890" or "Dhampir Bloodhunter #12367809045634234"I'm fucking tired of this 'Player Agency' bullshit because when players are given agency, they let someone else do the thinking for them and they ape what's been done before, what's trite and tired to death and copy popular things without having even surface level understanding of the original concept to begin with.>I just saw this on the internet, people said it was cool so I thought it was coolFuck you if you have the intellectual might of kelp, your cessation of life would be a be a net benefit to life overall and the oxygen you waste breathing would serve better on anything else.
>>98338404well Anon, babies are small at first. also, I think its pretty much all khajit babies look the same at birth and they developp rapidly into their Phasic form during early development.
Someone post that gyarusatan picture of spike Spiegel and his 8' tall tiger wife and their cubs.
>>98366531Me on the right.
Edgerunner edition.This thread is dedicated to all kinds of solo games, systems, tools, and campaigns.TQ: What's your solo setup look like? Post pictures if ya want.> Last Thread: >>98138737Resources:https://rentry.org/srpgghttps://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitMore threads:https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/%2Fsrpgg%2F/orComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Rolled 5 (1d6)rerolling because I realized I don't have Traveller lmao4 will be uh idk, some random 2d6 system
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>98370875(I meant 3 not 4)Rerolling one last time
Any Ironsworn players?I have been looking at the game, and it looks pretty cool with an interesting dice mechanic. It looks like it would be easy to use for a Conan-like swords & sorcery style game.But when I checked out the dice mechanic more closely it seemed like it would be hard to get "Strong Hits" with any regularity. So I ran the statistics on it. If you are rolling D6+1 (your lowest stat with no bonuses) you have only a 15% chance of a strong hit, 40% for weak hit, and 45% failure. I guess this is supposed to be your weakest points as a character, but ouch. Even at D6+3 (your best stat, or lower stat with some bonus) the chances are 38% strong hit, 39% weak hit, 23% failure. Which isn't great. And at D6+5 (which is about as good as you'll ever roll), you have a 59% strong hit, 32% weak hit, 9% failure.Because the "weak hit" is sort of the "Yes, but" result, where your success comes with some kind of negative impact (loss of health, stress, or resources, some kind of narrative penalty, etc). It seems like getting clean successes is unnecessarily difficult.People who've played the game, give me your opinions and impressions?
fuck me i'll just run GURPS
>>98368786>leaner>works with only d6>Triple-O but with d66 tables.Sounds neat, I support this.Too bad we'll never get an official translation lel.
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>>98367270Gotta move those units somehow, especially since they could go to bandito arms and get a Wild Weasal, which is like a Samas but it comes with a warm half empty bottle of tequila in the seat storage.
>>98368113The green woman with the blue shield is the Staphra Warrior Woman from Atlantis.The similar one with the blue pauldrons is a Staphra Mystic Man from the same book.They're one of the like 5 "Women are bigger and stronger" races in Palladium.
>>98368113Yellow dude with spikes on his back is a vanguard brawler.
Do you guys think the CS has their own version of GI Joe to show to their kids?
>>98370931That would be fun. I mean, the ShipWreck would be obviously be a CS Navy OCC. Junkyard would be a dogboy. Flint would probably be a an Officer OCC. Scarlet would obviously be on of the psychic OCCs everyone hates.What would snake eyes be? Closest thing to them I know of would be the CS Juciers.
Post art for setting/character/model inspiration, no AI please.
>>98367991I’m the same as you. If you just stick to 80s and some 90s OVAs, you can’t go wrong
>>98368526>>9836799180s 90s anime was largely just copying western trends and styles with a Japanese aesthetic. It made the best of both worlds.
>>98347930>But how does it affect *you* personally!?!
>Gary Morley's Nagash sculpt is sh----Fuck off dweeb look at this
>>98371143Looks like that skeleton nigga from the stick figure comic.
>>98371143you can't just post a giant stupid looking model next to contemporary models it was intended to be seen with and make it look better with that context you asshole the narrative discourse has decided that this was deliberately bad
>>98371154Everything in the OP image looks fucking terrible and only the fact that you still see this through the rosy tint you did when you were 10 years old has convinced you otherwise.All of those models look bad. Nagash is the worst only insofar as he has more room to disappoint. The flying hair guy and the ball and chain guy are actually worse as single models. The best model, woman with broken neck, still looks really bad. They all suck. They're all bad. The old stuff is not cool, it looks shit.
>>98371161...NTA, but it actually fits well into the same "space" as my appreciation for Warcraft 3's assets. Easy to tell there's harsh technical limitations, but worked with to have a passable result in spite of them.
>>98371143Ha, GAAAAAY!
Why do they keep their forms looking fresh and young? It’s totally missing the point. They aren’t rot maxing or cultivating the scent of carrion. It’s like they don’t even like undeath or something. They powder their faces with the souls of unborn children to stay looking “good”. They actually panic when their jaw falls off. I don’t understand it.
>>98255226Women don't even understand anything, anon. To them it's all just playing dressup so they can gossip with a themed color palette. It's why they can't be wizards, and it's why they're so rarely able to ascend to lichdom: because a man would have to elevate them. Difficult to do in practice, and the results speak for themselves.I mean, they're natural villains! They're just awful at being liches. Their evil is just the fact of their femaleness expressed. They're annoying because of their whiny voices and obsession with how they look (even when they're WAY too old to do so), because of their malignant narcissism and manipulative abuse. They're awful at other kinds of evil because anything beyond applying makeup or cooking potions takes too much ... well... everything. Thought, effort, skill, education, theory of fucking mind, even.
>>98255226Don't date lichesses, guys, unless you want to suffer the dead bedroom.
>>98356739>So they trade their power to remain beautiful and in an ironic twist of fate, by being unable to let go of their earthly form they will never come anywhere near the power of a male Lich or even ascend.I like this interpretation if I'm being honest.>Eternal life for men is literally living forever, no matter the cost. >Eternal life for women is being beautiful for forever.>Because liches are willing to give up so much they are usually bonked off by heroes asap as soon as one is found>Because lichesses define their immortality in a more physical way than the pure ideal they hit a wall in how powerful they can become and just spend the rest of their lives hitting against that glass ceiling and redoing spells to continue to elongate their life or w/e lichesses do when they aren't applying magical makeup to themselves.
>>98356739You don't need to commit fully and sacirfice your beauty, you can go half way and just become a demilich, and keep either beautiful face that you can catfish heroes with, or your charisma 20 body and cover your butterface.
>>98369587The Japanese interpretation of female liches and necromancers is that they stay young and beautiful forever but give up the ability to reproduce so they instead raise the dead and treat them like they are their children, which as you can imagine, goes to some very dark places.
Have you ever ran a small part of a larger battle? Where the party is just one part of a greater offensive. How did you do it? I am thinking about starting a DnD session in the middle of a battle with the party being mercs, but I am not sure how I should go about it. Maybe make however well they do effect the DC of the roll to decide which side won the battle in total? Was also going to use it as a good opportunity to do some fun environmental dangers like long range magic artillery strikes peppering the area, or a cavalry charge acting as a moving wall of hurt that tramples whoever so happens to be in between them and whatever goal somewhere off the battle field.
>>98365852Yes, this can be done. Read Heroes of Battle (the 3.5 book) for a lot of good ideas. Basically, the heroes are special forces
>>98365852>Maybe make however well they do effect the DC of the roll to decide which side won the battle in total?maybe make it more than one roll and do it openly for some more tension. Like 1 roll is about if reinforcements arive, one roll is about if the front lines hold, 1 roll is if the right flanking force won, and 1 for the left. that way you have building tension and you can narrate between and you have eventualities for success failure or a draw.
>>98365852I havn't yet, but I do know about this thing.https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/493265/mass-combat-victory-tracker-hex-flower?affiliate_id=774882Seems like it might help you.
Remember, folks. The more precise, the more usable in a game. Magic is a subsystem defined by rules. Objective and consistent.
>>98358507Ok.
>>98351860Every time it’s pointed out that magic is a subsystem defined by rules there’s some idiot on this board who has a massive meltie.
>>98353012Yes it is.
>>98339573Based brapperoni poster
Bump
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>>98287531Can I request some token art of my character for a blasters + intrigue game? Doing a riff on the disposable clone soldier (female). Prefer purple for the eyes but other than that anything would be appreciated
>>98363269Brutal
requesting an actual drawing of this gyaru i made with AI. I imagine she was isekai'd and tries to combine fantasy armor with her gyaru like tastes.
To celebrate Master Duel adding the Fairy Tail support, I kindly request Rella in the Dragonmaid outfit.
>>98369711>Fantasy gyaruFor a second I thought someone had delivered late on a request I made from like february. A little disappointed but here's hoping you get your draw, fellow gyaru appreciator.
Does your group have any players who just kind of annoy the shit out of you.My group who has two:>Guy who always, always supports the status quo and never opposes authority. He never fucks around with guards or bargains for higher rewards or considers other deals.>Girl who seems to enjoy fucking the absolute worst people possible, including a literal slave-trader, so we can't kill them. I'm talking an actual "This is my pleasure slave tee hee I mean concubine" oily mother fucker.I feel both of them do it specifically to fuck with me, I just want the group to be - you know - heroes.
>>98363405>He never fucks around with guards or bargains for higher rewards or considers other deals.How is this a problem? He doesn't try to derail things by going I ATTAK DA GARDS LOOLOL and he doesn't trust faustian bargains. That seems incredibly normal, in fact it sounds like you're just kinda mad you can't dangle consequences for risky behavior over his head because he plays cautious.
>>98363405Didn't you already post this kinda thread >>98319363
>>98363405I made a similar thread about a player I hated. Would over optimise and try to somewhat cheat, show up late, make shit jokes and never lock in, get distracted, try to detail shit by being lesorandum.So I took /tg/ anon advice and kicked him. Life's too short for shit games
>>98366878What's her fetish?
>>98363405The only complaint I can make about my fellow players is that they often take too long to take their damn turnI mean I do get that we're doing PBP but cmon man it doesn't take five days to look at the fucking map and move somewhere or attack something
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>>98367930Let alone if the support will be even playable, look at Skyruler side by side with Estacion and especially Deeplands in set 12.
>>98351716I think it depends on the set. I got three Shana boxes recently and pulled one SP.
got more.
>Palworld card prices for the promos are spiking on eBay.Fuck.
Do we really need like 6 different generals for MTG?
Only arena and edh need to exist because those are the two formats people actually play. The main mtg thread is a bunch of nogames larpers pretending they still play standard or modern face to face when in actuality they're just playing on arena like everyone else, and the anti-UB thread is a total bitchfest created by some salty edh reject to go cry about having to see ninja turtles in mtg which is something that can and is still done by posters in edh and arena threads.
>>98368058What could save this site at this point?I don’t think sharty allows for /tg/ subjects.Read that supposedly 40k is banned so I have a feeling discussing minis could mean getting banned for being too adjacent.
>>98369742>What could save this site at this point?
>>98367771>2010 - Horse cartoon overruns the board>2014 - GamerGate and the 4x2chan exodus>2015 - moot sells 4chan to a scammer backed by shady money from GoodSmile of all companies>2016 - Election tourism, feds, paid shills, foreign agents>followed by shooter manifestos, Coof lockdowns, Crypto boom bringing the entire country of India to the site, AI giving retards access to easy to train and deploy bots, more elections, more warsThere was never any hope for this place to get better. Even if you wanted to replace the entire mod team, there's no one alive with the intelligence or the immunity from Feds and foreign interests gutting the site who could do anything about 90% of the users being glowies, schizos, and sub 80 IQ faggots.
Creating 'stuff' is good but the "Do elves lick toes in your setting" threads kind of aren't really creating anything and are sort of antithetical to creation since you're spending time dicking around a subject that everybody in the thread knows does not pertain to any actual campaign when all of you could be discussing campaign materials. They also don't spawn any persistent kind of "board culture" in the way that for-fun threads used to since most everyone here today is an uncreative fuck and also nobody really cares enough about board culture to perpetuate or expand on anything that comes out of this board.>>98362788>trolling and ragebaiting is a personality and thrive off making others miserabletrolling and ragebaiting can be genuinely fucking hilarious but it requires there to be some kind of reasonable baseline to work off of and someone creative enough to actually bait jokes into existence. modern trolling is just digital streetshiting >>98369742Once a week, post on another imageboard and tell somebody else to do the same.That's it. Either somewhere else gets good or the mods fear this place will implode and then make here good. There is nothing else you can do. You are not creative or smart or productive enough to change the whole board and none of us ever will be either collectively or individually. >>98370239pastel equine circlejerk is unironically still the most creative and high-effort group on this site. they put out more quality OC in a month than teeg has in years and they are constantly egging each other on to do more
