Rolled 4, 7, 3, 8 = 22 (4d10)

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>>97225528
22,000 kilometers

roll 1d100 for axial tilt

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>97227540
At least it wasn't much of a loss.

>>97227658
Moderate (16-25°) ± 20°C/68°F

1d100 for length of day

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>97228735

>>97225388
Cosmere

>>97225178
Elder Scrolls is kabbalistic and buddhist with a dash of generic paganism mixed up in a Tolkien (ripoff) framework.

Elden Ring is gnostic, that's what might be confusing you.

>>97225388

Dogs in the Vineyard, obviously.

>>97226239
Elden Ring is Hermetic/Alchemical much more than it's Gnostic, although there are traces of that in there as well.
Elder Scrolls is absolutely Gnostic with some Buddism mixed in, the hell you're talking about. It doesn't even change the name of some Gnostic concepts it uses

>>97227388
Cool. Name them.

BAN ALL COOMERS
DELETE ALL COOMER THREADS
TOTAL COOMER DEATH
CUUMERO DELENDA EST
there is more to life than cooming
coomers have never had sex so they obsess over pornography
coomers are degenerate societal reject losers
coomers have perverted fetishes from overcooming
i hate coomers
coomers can only talk about cooming
coomers turn every thread into coomer threads
you will never have sex with a woman loser
coomers actually jerk off their overjerked deathgripped weenies to cartoon goblins
imagine telling a real girl that
pathetic coomers

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>>97222410
It's so zased...
So so zased

>>97222410
Zoom zoom fags don't know about bitches for Thulsa Doom.

>>97222396
That's when they slip outside using their secret tunnels while you inform everyone that they are all dead. Allowing for them to grow in power, breeding more basilisks. Then you show up to the next town and everyone has been turned to stone.
This is your fault.

>>97222410
>you will never have sex with a woman loser
I know, why do you think I'm reduced to jacking it to cartoon goblins?

>>97180974
You put all of that into a zip file and I don't know, use meganz, or maybe something else.?

>>97227885
while she simultaneously reminds you of life's simple joys.

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I know this is just some off-topic shitposting thread, but some people really struggle with the concept of a name applying to different things.

>>97227600
Traditional games?

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>Everyone knows Elves make presents
>Everyone forgets Dwarves mine coal
Santa has to get it from somewhere

>>97228924
Maybe this christmas santa will bring you some work for your art.

>>97217575
the only one who clearly defined elf culture was tolkien. everyhting else is just creating some nth level derivative of it without any understanding

Are we gonna get a christmas elf thread next?

>>97229302
Yes it does, there's lots of ways to make nonverbal communication relevant in tense situations.

>>97228554
So that why you keep trying to get into his head.

HEAD WEST
>>97230236
>>97230236
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>>97221542
For what it's worth, I don't personally believe that every mentioned faction needs to be a full book faction. Some, like Olms, Neo-Mughals, and Ethiopia, can just be microfactions with only a handful of units.

>>97221653
I agree, though I imagine the neo-mughal are too relevant for the lore to not have a book. Even then, I imagine a lot of their units could be re-skins or derivates from the lemurian book.

Not been able to post much due to Holiday craziness, next week should be a bit lighter. I have an idea for a Mu Revenant conversion by painting watered-down liquid greenstuff onto a Roman's face and then smudging in any features needed but it might not come out right. Only one way to find out really.

>>97222366
Why do the blocks in her hand look like the woman is pegging the futa, who's pegging the man?

>>97224025
Dungeons and Dragons 5e, certain Elves are gender-fluid (in honor of their gender-fluid god) and possessive of substantial magical power because of this.

>>97228419
The artist fucked up. He made the male block pink. Probably thought it would be funny when the man gets pegged but the blocks form dont fit the idea.

>>97222366
Why are you posting made up stories about games you didn't play?

>>97228297
I'm vaguely familiar with the books. But has this ever actually been implemented in a TRPG?

>>97222828
>I don't want to benefit from someone else being in thralldom. Only reason I can tolerate this is a bond is somehow better than the default Malk mental package and I refuse to treat her like a thrall.
Oh, I don't mean it like that, babes! Not into that sort of slavery myself, comes with the Tremere turf to not like it overmuch.
I meant more, she got a good reading for questions relating to how well her bondage would go. She'd benefit from it, in some way - and she's liking it. That means that the bondage will perhaps continue for a decent while, to good results; and that means that you, yourself, are probably not going to suddenly die tomorrow. Can't be bound to a pile of ash, now can she.
Inferring good things for yourself out of readings for other people is a fine art, where you've got to balance an urge to see yourself not die horribly with realism and a bit of skepticism. This, I think, definitely leans towards a justifiable good reading for you, all in all. So you benefit.

>>97224898
>I was making fun of my sire nagging me, British accent and all that...
Oh, I can tell, I just wanted to scold you a little. I don't get to call people bat-babies very often.
And your resistance thing is fun! Not sure if it's actually real or you all are just insane and are knee-deep in interwoven blood bonds, but I have heard about blood bond resistance, even if mostly through third- and fourth-hand studies and that relative I mentioned who is all about the fucking vitae ranting on and on about the bonds.
>Which do you think is freakier, guys, this resistance, or being intentionally blood bond to your childe?
Oh, easily the latter. The former is just a quirk of the curse, the latter is most probably some sort of fetish, or a bit of masochistic penance. Definitely freaky.

>>97224573
>I will quit when your puppetmasters are dead and our kind isn't made to hide in the shaodws for their benefit.

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A little conversation with Assoluta:
Me: "Did Blue Fairy want my smoking selfies to hook me up with some fetishist, not just for personal use?"
Assoluta: "Clever girl."
M: "So what happens in your dates?"
A: "Ever heard of host clubs, enjo kousai, Sasha Grey's Girlfriend Experience?"
M: "Paid companionship."
A: "Do you like my new ring?"
M: "That’s insane! Be real with me, are you a prostitute?"
A: "No. This pussy costs more than this ring. I'm a professional dominatrix at most."
M: "Am I being pimped?"
A: "If you want to live under this roof, put food on the table. You can't be a freeloader forever, fledgling. Play a game, collect the reward, smile. Most women can't do this simple task. Are you most women? Would you rather go back to your Sabbat abusers?"
M: "Won't Boy Toy get jealous?"
A: "Philosophers are resilient, operators want results. Which Toreador is worse: jealous or bored? Did you think your Corvette or those Amur leopard pelts for Mother's coat were free? Her Speedtail's price was as much as our mansion's."
M: "Is he fucking like a Russian oligarch's cousin's daughter?"
A: "Right now? Chinese. Sex-ed classes."

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>>97225074
>wanna try?
NOPE
>>97226963
>How the fuck does a dead man smoke cigarettes.
I think my habit ain't got to do with nicotine. Giving, receiving, lighting cigs, a quick excuse to start or stop a conversation.

Is it true that Nossies love Christmas because of all the extra trash they can scavenge?

>>97228643
That's anyone who does dumpster diving.

>skaven
>bathing

>use the hot water-steam to clean-bathe, then sneak-stab rivals when they clean-bathe!
>Skyre technology dispenses warp lightning into water, killing every skaven present.
>Somewhere, Thanquol squirts the musk of fear.

>>97223075
>Look up picture
>Spend way too long searching because every search engine is AI fucked
>Finally get the full image
>Solo bathing time
All this work and she's not even getting rimmed by Snivel Claw. What a let down.

>>97226687
I mean, if we're assuming a full gender-swap of the Skaven race, the rat-girls would be 'normal' whilst the rat-men would be bloated, unsightly and almost immobile 'Broood-Fathers' sporting a multitude of cocks of many different shapes, styles and mutations.

There was some Skaven POV novels that go into their level of technology. One of the details that I liked was that the average "street" (tunnel) in a Skaven settlement is completely unlit - Skaven scamper through the tunnels entirely directed by their sense of smell, and shops have rags dipped into their product hanging in front of the door, to be smelled, instead of a painted sign. Skaven enjoy having lights, but it's apparently a luxury only enjoyed by very few. That's the level of tech you should be imagining. Other fun details include the "black corn", Skavens' only crop which is grown only in Skavenblight. It's absurdly expensive and disgusting to taste, but the wealthiest compete to eat a handful as a status symbol. Or cultural civil wars where some Skaven settlements just want to live underground peacefully and steal food from humans forever, a religious heresy when the Horned Rat preaches that they must rise and control the surface world eventually. The ongoing tensions with Pestilens, a pretty obvious Nurglite faction that very nearly overthrew the council of thirteen in a civil war generations ago. The ritualized body language that they use to silently communicate, or their ability to spray musks as a way of communicating.
I don't hate furrys on principle but putting a Skaven in a shower is badly missing the point of Skaven, which is both to show crushing filth and perdition and to show the total novelty of a society that's nothing like human civilization. It's similar to how gay artists draw Queek gay porn using human body language when the novels give LAVISH examples of Skaven body language that's totally inhuman. Why didn't you draw that? Lack of respect for the source material. Like if you're already gay I can understand why you wanna see Queek buttfuck Ska, sure, but don't make them all cute and smiley. They don't do that. But the straight artists are much, much worse because they're doing a rat with tits and putting her in the shower. Ugh!

>>97217293
Finals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg10zLSB6-Q

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How screwed am I? Playing against an acquaintance from the gym and he said he was pretty good. I'm white by the way.

>>97228322
Its over

>Na6
ausGOD black opening

>>97228401
I thought as much. Was fun while it lasted.

Is it worth magnetising the cannons on a Forgefiend?

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>>97228449
>it was not watered down enough?
Depends on how you were blending, a mistake I used to do all the time was rushing it and glazing/layering over paint that was not completely dry.. Your scheme is lovely though!
>>97227971
I like the muted palette you used, this is how I'd imagine Kroot would actually look irl
>>97227710
Lovely models and you paintjobs are very nice too!
>>97227677
I really like how you did the armor, can't shake the feeling that their legs look a bit stiff though
>>97227595
Turned out great, I love how different they all are.
>>97227570
Wish we could get a closeup, it looks really good
>>97227431
Might be simple but it looks fantastic because of the vibrant colors

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I apologize for not posting about this sooner, but thanks Michigan anon for my gift! You really did go above and beyond and I really appreciate it. My kids loved the matcha almonds and I’ve been really enjoying the corn nuts.

Thanks for all of the models as well, you hit all of my interests and then included a bunch more as the cherry on top!

My favorite part of the package is the Ironskull Boyz from Underworlds. I had a set of these guys when they released but sold them years ago. I’ve never been able to find these models again, so I’m thrilled to have another crack at them. Thanks for everything man!

Hey Anon(s),
SantaAnon here.
Tomorrow is the 24th, so i've been busy to follow up with everyone I have unaccounted for in my list. I think i've been in contact with everyone who is late to ship their parcel, and also everyone who did not receive anything info from my side. I should have sent you either a tracking number, or some info about a delay.

If you feel forgotten, message me!

I will be with the family tomorrow and 25th, but should be back on 26th, so dont expect an immediate reply, but i will of course follow up with every one of you.

If all things are correct, there are only 2 parcels due to be shipped, but sadly a handful are stuck in delivery service limbo. Which is, all things considered, quite successful.

I wish you all a great Christmas!

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>>97230924
Merry Christmas, SantaAnon; thanks for making this happen for us again this year!

>>97205591
Well?

>>97205591
Well?

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>>97207499
>Do they know you expect them to do mapping?
Better yet, or worse.
OP expected his players to 'map the area', and clearly hasn't given them a dungeon map.

If he had given them a map, or even just drawn out the shapes on a notepad, this entire thing wouldn't be an issue.

OP is not only a shit GM, but expecting his players to correctly visualize a complex 3d space by verbal description alone, and is getting mad that they fail to intuitively recognize that they've been in a space between two points.

>>97206676
Yes the riddle is easy even without making the connection from nitz to knights which is retarded to begin with because you indicate a short sound i. Make it Nitez or shit. Why would that entire retarded setup even exist? If you don't want your players lockpicking a door don't add a door or add a lethal trap as if someone actually protected that room. A set of reinforced bars with no obvious way in would make the existence of a hidden door near the statues even clearer.

You are reinforcing a behavior on your players that will make them less likely to engage with the riddle anyway. If they wanna use an ability that they chose to learn, in a way that makes sense, don't "gotcha" them with retarded roadblocks. Instead change the challenge. They wanna bash the door in? Now they have to find a way to banish the guardian ghost. They wanna lockpick it? Now they have to deal with a lethal roomtrap. Did they overcome either of them? Now they "earned" their entry by going ahead with the method they chose and have a sense of accomplishment for 'outsmarting' the dm or feel like their character was useful because the way they built it added to the progress of the story.

Once inside you can have them accidentally notice the hidden mechanism and everyone will have a good time about how obvious it was and how they managed to miss it.

Stop being a "no" dm and start being a "yes but..." dm

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>>97206676
Gonna be real with you, OP, I would be your kryptonite, because puzzles that have to follow a specific logic you have to understand by somehow presuming the mindset of the DM is the bane of my existence due to how many DMs are not as clever as they think they are, and I suspect your players felt the same way

>>97225715
https://paeantosmac.wordpress.com/2016/03/25/secret-project-the-voice-of-planet/

An excerpt.

“Now just take a moment to imagine what it must be like to be in his position. Here he stands at the end of time. He’s an immortal cyborg superhuman. He possesses all the secrets of the universe. He’s created at least one universe to help bend this one to his own ends. He may as well be a god himself. And after everything he has accomplished, after learning every last secret Reynolds has hidden on the technology tree, he still has to humble himself before an alien god and beg to be spared.”

“We’ve already seen how he values the acquisition of knowledge above all else. It’s literally baked into the game as his favorite Social Engineering choice. It is thus perfectly fitting that when he is finally forced to make his prostrations, his offering is the sum total of the datalinks themselves. This is a beautiful image; it works on every literary level.”

>>97228179
Last time I used the setting with GURPS, it was spring '19 and we played a campaign set in late early game, basically making bunch of recon missions and light skirmishes (Morganites and Miriam). We played as Gaians, we rolled a copter as the content of the very first pod we were tasked to examine and retreive, so a fuckload of Captain Planet jokes followed now that we had a flying recon vehicle. GM meanwhile simply generated random world and used that for our campaign map.
We moved to using Ubiquity for SMAC right before covid, the crunch fits much better and allows to acknowledge equipment and its quality/advancement, while being far more aimed toward auto-resolution rather than high probability of success (plus no need to re-calculate 3e source book to 4e mechanics)

>>97222501
Asking "What game" is a traditional game at this point. By asking, Autist anon makes every thread a game. No need for anyone to answer him anymore.

>>97225715
>and aren't that good.
That doesn't even scratch the surface of how bad they are. I honestly have no idea what the guy was trying to achieve with those.

>>97225715
>the Spartans get swarmed by Deirdre sending mindworms to mindrape them
Guess that explains the rule34

Where is the magic of life to cure and heal?

>>97220597
Mother’s Touch, that’s, like, the first gift every theurge worth their salt should learn when they pass their Rite of Passage

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>>97224527
Looks like someone saw a Wereworm crawl out of one. Fuck I miss Billy and Mandy

>>97224749
Me too