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>>97070697
Thats outfit reminds me of the Mario Odyssey Hariet character.

>>97103178
Chadleech... Peak monster design has been achieved... I kneel

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>>97105426
I have a MIGHTY NEED for Caterclops

>>97100813
Was there ever a "template" for monster pages released? Because if not that's a really good replica.

>>97106165
Same but for Trashwalker

I'll have you know
Solid chance i'm going to shamelessly rip off some of these designs for a look outside fic

>>97103777
lol
>777
checked

>>97103984
>>scry-n-fry?
You cast scrying on some guy until he nat1s his save.
Then you cast teleport with your entire party.
From the Pathfinder version of teleport: >“Viewed once” is a place that you have seen once, possibly using magic such as scrying.
Yes, you have a 25% chance of being off-target. Cool. Cast it again. No one cares if you take 1d10 damage. Yeah you might chain a bunch of mishaps together and die. It's not likely. What's more likely, vastly so, is that you teleport right to your enemy after a couple tries, and unless he constantly has a retinue of powerful guards 24/7, he's screwed.

Everyone would be acting through proxy.

Mage: the Ascension is that in a nutshell.

>If magic is overly effective, deadly, and can ritualistically assassinate or control people anonymously from afar
You're only considering the most boring offensive options.

In the real world defenses, stealth, and subterfuge can be more important than that shit in many contexts. Defensive magics that exist to stop large scale attacks from afar, nullification zones that prevent magical bombs from going off, personal magic shields to prevent assassinations in the field, invisibility or even just magics to prevent magical detection or targeting, and good old poisoning a motherfucker you want dead assuming magicians still need to eat.

Can't really fireball away polonium in your blood.

Are raveners or plague marines fun to play?

>>97110731
Shotguns. 2+ to hit is great, as long as you have at least balanced on it, and you can use an APL boost + weapons training to meatshot someone in the face twice.
Knives are nice but any target they're good against, shotguns handle just as well, and against marine teams you're much better off taking the shot at them for decent damage (about half of a marine's wounds) than sacrificing your guy by going into melee (which most likely gets your guy killed in exchange for a few wounds of extra damage). There are teams against which knives are better, like phobos strike team, but in general shotguns are more useful.
Bolters are just worse than shotguns in almost all cases. The damage reduction means that you're likely to whiff completely instead, and once you're on engage you'll be just as dead as if you had ran up to shoot them in the face anyways.

>>97109477
blood ravens or sons of the phoenix

>>97110794
Raveners for me, yes. Many think differently though.
Plague marines, no clue sry.

>>97109477
Scythes of the Emperor

So Druids is having a day right now, something from back when he was alive and kicking. Dude woke us all up at barely sunset already hammered and singing along to trap, crustpunk, and irish folk songs. Theyve just been getting sadder as the night goes on so were assuming hes gonna be too busy to say anything tonight

As such weve decided to give you the comedic rundown of our night so far. I was the first of us to wake up to the walls shaking from how loud the music was and druid screaming "1738" at the top of his lungs. Now I like fetty wap as much as the next girl, but im fucking beat after "potence" training or whatever its called from last night so i came out grumbling ready to yell at him. Instead i saw him head thrown back on the couch ugly crying and singing with a bottle of jack he had tried and failed to mix with blood. Shit was all over the kitchen floor.

I tried to get an answer out of him but all i got was his brother OD'd today like a decade or so ago. That was when Jay woke up. Those two started bonding over lost friends while i fucked off to deal with my headache.

Little Light slept through the first few hours of the shit, id say the little shit sleeps like the dead but im morally opposed to puns. Anyways, she woke up during the MCR binge and came out half asleep and swinging.

>>97109900
I know Druid can fight, at least with his blood magic, and he's told us stories of getting into fights all the time "back in the day" like it wasn't maybe ten years ago, if even that. But hearing it and seeing the guy who could barely stand upright immediately lock the fuck in like that was unexpected.

So as you might imagine, there was a fight, LL kept on pushing at Druid and got her ass thrown through a window. That calmed her down enough for me to explain what was going on. Druid gave us leave to have the night to ourselves "If y'aint drinking and grieving, go fuck off somewhere else" was the gist of it, but hes fucked hard to understand when hes this drunk. The accent comes out in force and its *thick*.

Jay ended up staying while I dragged LiteBrite out of the house so she wouldnt cause any more problems and Im pretty sure Jay's cleaning up the broken glass. Luckily none of us sleep in the living room anymore because itll probably be a few days til we can get around to replacing it.

So thats all for now, if any more ridiculous bullshit happens I'll be sure to air it here. I'm dragging her off to one of the Kindred club, such a lame fucking name by the way, I still don't know why we don't just call ourselves vampires, because some of my friends are gonna be there and I'm going to need help on babysitting duty.

>>97109593
Not a malk or tourie but after the embrace I lost the ability to jerk off
For the first year that honestly fucking sucked

Hornyness then started manifesting itself in weird ways over weird things like blood gore or even violence
I try to stay in touch with it without being overcome by it, it’s weird smell sets it off way more than images on a screen yet somehow despite being more sensitive to smell

Now that I've lived under the same roof for a while, I thought I'd share some thoughts about my girlfriend's family of Toreadors.

Venus in Furs
Seen from the back, the combined oversized furs and not too long platinum blonde hair make you think she's in her 60s. From the front, she's definitely late 20s and lives up to her nickname: face and limbs of a supermodel, tits and ass of a porn star, voice and stage presence of your favorite fictional evil queen. Smart woman too, but rather than the usual meaning of book-smart or computer-smart, more like prepared, shrewd, discerning, so more Medea or Odysseus than Aristotle or Euclid.

Assoluta
The tallest. Dark brown hair, grey eyes worthy of Minerva, mid 30s. Very humble for a Toreador, I think only Boy Toy and those self-hating Toreadors that are never pleased with their art are more humble than her. Her control over her vocal cords and facial muscles defies what I thought was anatomically possible. I can't tell when she's genuine and when she's acting. Most of her fans don't know she's moody, very knowledgeable about Camarilla politics and us Blue Bloods, and about as sadistic as her sire.

Mercury Lamp
The quirkiest. Blonde curls, blue eyes. I don't know how to describe it, she moves like a doll and she looks like she's about 12 but she is neither. An intelligent, skilled and fun person to be around, I'll need her during the inevitable AI and robot uprising. I thought Victorian-style clothes were easy to wear and difficult to move in, for me it was the other way around.

>>97111407
The Devil Wears Me
Silver fox, dark eyes, mid forties, clean shaved, glasses, walks with a cane due to an impaired gait. Why doesn't he want to have it treated? Good with money and paperwork, better with a pencil and a sewing machine. Was he asexual before the embrace? Does he have actual Jewish roots or is it an interest like Ancient Greece is for me? Very reserved person. That Ginger Rogers inspired coord he got me was spectacular, I desperately need him to take control of my wardrobe.

Boy Toy
At first I couldn't see what Venus saw in him. Brown hair and eyes, stubble. 20s or 30s? When I think of a 'specimen', I think of a Toreador that turns lesbians bi, or men gay, not this guy. At long last I met somebody who understands the difference of doing philosophy and reciting a history of philosophy. At the party he greeted me by laying down on his face, stretching out and crossing his wrists and ankles. It took me a while, I'm not even that sadistic let alone into men, but when I rode his back together with my girl, I got it.

Blue Fairy
The love of my unlife. French-Korean, unique looks, earliest 20s, smooth raven hair, with matching dark eyes which become ruby red in every photo you take of her, not even the actual 'red-eye effect' because the pupils stay black, I don't know why that happens. Brains, beauty, brawn, my girlfriend has it all. Irresistible. I can't keep my hands and lips off of her. If loving her is bad, I don't want to be good. I could spend an eternity with her, and I intend to do just that.

>>97108543
>>97108868
It's so fucking cool that the community basically got the devs into a headlock and twisted their arm until they stopped nerfing the guns and turned it back into a power fantasy. They really, really wanted it to be ironic but they just kept getting shouted at and review bombed until they dialed everything back up.
They're reduced to doing shit like quietly, secretly increasing the enemy armor values until the reddit explodes at them again and forces them to stop being gay. They have to hide from their own community.

>>97108892
No, the sad thing is the "muh scary fascism" bluehairs really are that stupid, they aren't pretending.

>>97108855
Not quite. Casuals want the game to be easier because you're not supposed to play on difficulties above 7 but fights being "unfair" bruises their egos.

The other half of that is arrowhead are retards who dont even playtest above 7, balance by spreadsheet and regularly make the game mono-meta or outright unwinnable by actually fighting, as well as gaslighting the retards who make up the fanbase
>terminids are too easy? Haha guess we didnt fix the headshot immunity "bug" yet ;)
>you cant kill four hulks with two EATs? Dont worry we'll halve armour (doubles the spawns)
>devastator ragdoll is bad and unfun? We'll nerf it (adds knockback-grenade-vomiting megatank with no weakpoints that snapfire instakills mechs from render range)
>dont worry we wont nerf the coyote (buffs every enemy in the game)

>>97111323
Unfortunately, the reward system functionally forces you to play at difficulty 7 or higher in order to get the materials necessary to get like 2/3rds of the ship upgrades (since pink mats only appear at 7+), so difficulty 7 is required to be accessible so as to not gatekeep most of the player base from basic ship progression.

>>97111323
I actually think it's a good thing that arrowhead failed into success and were rewarded with the one community that can somehow organize enough that they repeatedly humiliate them into apologizing and reversing pretty much everything they've done repeatedly.
They had to roll back like six straight months of updates because the community threatened to review bomb them. Again.

>>97095410
>Can you summarize the story?
Sure, broad strokes.
1 - 3. Intro to Skogsrå and Andris, gifts and friends.
4. Elf leaders get twitchy about fae things like people going missing, house arrest librarian unaware imprisonment is the highest sin for fae. Skogsrå almost declares war. Things go to truce.
5. Skogsrå is fed up she can't see inside buildings (unseelie weakness) and creates the peaceful brays by wild shaping goats into humanoids. Sends spies and a specially made bray ambassador named Röst to interact and that does not go well.
6-8. Skogsrå appeals to Andris for help while Röst makes friends with a local guard. Andris’ brother Sunblaze introduced. Faffing about happens. Refugees, tea party, etc.
9. Skogsrå making so many Bray's has caused her to run low on energy and she greatly increases her consumption. Andris discovers Skogsrå consumes souls of men who wander the forest. Makes a deal she won't eat local people to forest, starts consuming refugees. Röst fails to act as an intermediary, so Skogsrå exiles her. Röst lives on streets in city.
10a. Andris gets kidnapped by bandits who are trying to procure exotic slaves, Skogsrå sends the Bray's to save her who kill for the first time becoming breyherds lead by Ilska and Skivare saving Andris. Skogsrå becomes a proper ally and starts proper cultural exchange. Stops killing refugees.
10b. Due to failure of Röst, Skivare attempts to assassinate her, guard saves her, Röst now has a house and "roommate".
11. Current section - Cultural exchange creates Forn; wild elves. Up north Skivare has been killing peasants for minor offenses like foraging at the forest borders. Ilska has been fighting real combatants and taking captives for Skogsrå to eat. Kingdom up north sends a knightly order to find out why peasants are dying, while bandit leader sends men to conquer elves from south. Elves can't beat either without causing all out war, decide to hide Skog, Brays, and Forn.

>>97095410
https://pastebin.com/zgUbTLw0
Not much changes in the first section here. I'll finish the first draft before doing that, but this second section should give a better indication of how the story will go. Paragraph 50 is where the new stuff starts.

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Holy fucking shit, I don't think I ever destroyed someone so fucking hard before. all permanents removed, 69 life, opp at -96, 6 extra turns in the bag(could be more but I got bored), nearly every single land in play and that was one turn after opponent got mad and started emoting. Too bad I didn't run Narset so I could cut his hand down to 1 card for that extra salt.

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How do I go about amassing wildcards without giving jotc money
I want to play degenerate formats like timeless and historic but there are so fucking many cards I want to try and build around

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>>97111086
That's the trap, you can't. There is no way to simply "amass wildcards". You play and you play and your rare pool will never grow any larger, and you can't rapidly accumulate rares outside of packs, and packs are often only for current content, which is on a treadmill.
You want a cool Timeless deck? Pay $100. This is the way WotC reels the line in. Free games are traps, always.

>>97110391
I guess if you have brain damage sure. Mtgo looks like an outdated microsoft office program.

>>97110517
I never see either. Just allies shit that somehow shits out even more counters.

>>97108199
Spoken like a guy who got his nads caved in.

>>97059745
I want to give this one a pass because she’s not wearing pants, but I just don’t like the design that much.

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have my griffon knight

>>97111131
Cute.

>>97108199
>>97109114
Let's be real here. Only a fool doesn't fight dirty.

>>97107925
i wish to pet these creatures

>>96886163
Basado.

>>97103485
I always love a kobold thread. They're always pretty cozy, and they aren't spammed.

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>>97107925
and coloured

>>97111218
very cute

is there any race besides gnome that has ALL of these traits?

>small or tiny
>associated with both technology and either nature or art/music
>kind of a joke race

i'm not interested in just one or two, it needs to be ALL OF THEM

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>>97110619
Well a lot of races have the option to be small now, though I don't know if you'd count something like Hadozee for that. There's also the obligatory Autognome mention, but that lacks the nature/art aspects.

Goblins sometimes have those connections, though that's usually an either/or thing where you've either got scrapper goblins with explosives or feral goblins with bone spears, but rarely both at the same time.
Lorwyn's Kithkin from that new supplement technically apply, being pastoral halflings with a knack for a few gadgets. Pic related for reference, but that's a pretty specific crossover setting so probably not easily applied elsewhere.

Kobolds are the only other exclusively small race that'd I'd even say has any tech associations, from how they mine a lot and enjoy elaborate traps, but unless you consider dragons as particularly nature-related, they're missing that second half.

>>97110619
autognome

Are there any good posts/material about interesting fictional drugs to include in a game?

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>>97110262
Thanks, I was just thinking about those spells. Also, I wanted my character to have the Guide background, which gives them two cantrips and a level 1 druid spell. I was thinking of starting with Message and Guidance as the cantrips, and Goodberry as the level 1 spell I can cast for free once per day.
for stats, I didn’t really think much about them, but I’d like to go with Str 8, Dex 17, Con 14, Int 8, Wis 16, Cha 10

>>97108492
Nice try retard, everyone is against you

he's still going LOL

>>97105527
Same, small devs and those that aren't fucking queer marxists I will buy their systems. However, if they have pronouns and pride flag on the bio. Or just admit on being a marxist. Don't even waste my time with their system. Then again those fags just make shit to push their gay theater larping over a good game system. So not missing anything. Hell even the big ones know their game is shit when they make it. (CR dropping Daggerheart for D&D means they have no trust over their system.)

>>97108604
Exactly this, Shitical Bore rugpulling their own system is the go-to example of dogshit systems which are made without any playtesting at all by fruits who think they can do better by doodling in a notebook during their $200,000/year art school classes.

>>97100060
I never buy anything I could get for free.
Never bought anything game-related, except dice, in over 2 decades of playing and GMing.
Never bought any software, being a proud pirate for the last 35 years, since the first time I used a PC back in 1990 as a kid in USSR.
I was also bribed with TTRPG related products once.

>>97084823
No thinking allowed
Post Slop
See Slop
Read Slop
Consume Slop
Be Slop
Think Not

>>97101483
You know, I had a much more prosaic idea in mind but, fuck, yours is much cooler.

>find cristals that provide massive amounts of energy in an easily accesible form
>proceed use them to make fucking melee weapons
Jedis were assholes

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>>97105526
Glad you like the (definitely gonna happen) future of warfare.

>>97099379
Yes, a cultural explanation, not a tactical explanation.

The explanation for why swords are viable in 40k is: because it's cool

>>97109275
Fuck that. I'll take a jetpack over a retarded robot any day of the week.

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>>97109291
Didn't say it was good progress, but its not stagnant.

>>97109303
Again, between robot dms and something that actually sounds worthwhile, I'll take the jetpack.

>>97109303
And I'm just saying that progress is a dead end that will ultimately only ever deliver an inferior experience.

>>97106529
Already there, I only play pirates.