Made an offensive card game called Life Sucks, based on the dark humor of early 2000s adult swim shows.Picrel is a draft of the first 100 cards.How To play:1 shared deck of 100 and 1 shared discard pile for 2 or more players. Each player has 10 Life points and draws 5 cards. Each turn you draw 1, play 1 character card and/or 1 misc card (weapon, item, disease, etc).You can use the effect of each card once per turn. Cards searched out of the deck and played by another card effect do not count towards the once per turn rule.Item/weapon cards have uses and stay on the field for how many uses remain. They can be used once per any turn.You can attack once per each card and subtract its Attack from the target's Health. If the target survives, it can counterattack your card.Cards destroyed or have 0 uses go to the discard pile.Direct Attacks are allowed when the target player has no character cards to defend them, and your Attack is deducted from their Life.A player loses when their Life falls to 0.If deck runs out, reshuffle the discard pile as the new deck.
>>98930040>two white bitches>picture is one white bitch
>>98930114Are you referring to the woman or her poodle?
OP: look at me gargle black penises
>things black people are known to do or being aren't labeled "black"
>>98930209>>98930322Mutts Law
>""""classless"""" system>contains backgrounds that have stat bonuses
>>98934388kek, cooked that retard
>>98934370I'm sorry your RPG sessions just boil down to playing Diablo on paper.
>>98913736it's like the race system in skyrim. no one forces your ork to play as light armor mage but you totally can despite smithing and heavy armor getting stat boosts from the get go. if you actually play the game (regardless which kind of race/background boost there are) you will quickly arrive at the point where the initial boost is trivial
>>98934907That's the best part though. Are you telling me that playing a more varied and reactive version of diablo with four of your friends doesn't sound like fun to you?
>>98912893>"""roleplaying""" system>no roles to playbakana
The genre is almost perfectly structured for a ttrpg (arguably better than western fantasy) and yet there are basically no games that use a Xianxia setting. What gives?
>>98930722nah looks and sounds gay
Ideas I've had for cultivation settings:>Xianxia + horror>Xianxia + cyberpunk>Alchemical cowboysOr do people just want a rock standard one?
>>98933692You're must be confusing Xianxia and Wuxia, courting death in the process, to think those combos could work.
>>98933718Junior you have eyes to see yet don't recognize Mt Tpose.
>>98877477Well I read about 400 chapters, but with the 20th regression I had to drop itStarted out great, great worldbuilding actually properly delving into cultivation concepts and shit, Eun-hyun's enlightenment scenes were always fantastic
How would you run game for a story in the style of a martial arts manga? Or a story like that of fighting game? With both 1v1 or team battles.
>>98934742
...was Kengan Ashura always this ugly? Or does the studio think they should follow Baki's success?
>"umm anon I'm feeling pretty wiped out idk if I can do next session">entire group is deciding to cancel over thisWhat the fuck? I used to sleep 5 hours a night on average, getting up ass crack of dawn, working a long shift, and then I would still come and RUN the game for you. It's too much mental effort to play? Fucking how? You sit on your phone half the time anyway. And it's not my fault you're not as able to get into the campaign, I offered you ways to bring your character in heavily involved with the PCs current adventure, but you wanted to play some fucking literal isekai freakshit race instead. Your significant other is the one driving you there anyway, so you don't even have to put in any effort, mental or otherwise. Holy fuck why are modern players such titanic pussies?Post ITT your annoyances with your current set of playoids.
>>98926252I'll never understand the appeal of joke characters
>>98903725I suppose he needed a break from roleplaying all day and night
>>98903364vax status?
>>98928735honestly i would drop both. it feels bad but having to tiptoe around and baby someone who isn't enthusiastic about showing up is just such such an emotional and energy drag that it isn't worth it imho. ive been the depressed flake so i want to sympathize bit at the same time its not acceptable to put that onus on everyone else instead of being able to bow out/admit you can't really manage it/whatever's going on.
>>98934657They are all vaxxed and double-boosted (3 shots total).
Discuss fantasy female dwarfs Also feel free to post female dwarf artworks. I am disappointed that female fantasy dwarfs don't have the following and appreciation I think they deserve.
>>98929175/tg/ has been like this since 2007.
Pregnant Dwarf
>>98930902>hand on shoulder The credit card company and advertisers you're shilling for aren't going to fuck you bro.
>>98930902>COOMERS REEEEEEIt'd be real sad for anyone to actually be getting off on depictions of fat/muscular midgets clothed well enough to walk down the street and doing barely anything suggestive.A sad day indeed.
Gimme some plots set on a generation ship
>>98934897The lore is that literally every species that came across the technology immediately understood the risks and opted not to pursue it. Aliens lived in a super ethical utopia-federation before humans fucked it up snd their overarching plot is that of descent into madness and vengenace.
>>98935066>every species that came across the technology immediately understood the risks and opted not to pursue itExcept humans, apparently. Because we're special. And reality can be undone by this one trick.
>>98935086The gag is that we're retarded and every other species was living in an idealized utopia without a single flaw
>>98923983The generation ship is manned by humanoid robots looking after the embryos in stasis to let them fully develop when a suitable planet was found.The ship was damaged and crashed, the embryos were all destroyed and the robots begin a cargo cult of emulating humanity as a way of coping with the loss.It's actually discovered all the "robots" are the uploaded minds of humans that have been reloaded so many times they forgot. The embryos were never viable and those that did know/remember tried to keep this secret.
>>98935155Was.
Yu-Gi-Oh! General #618"Orlando Magic" EditionPrevious thread: >>98871506Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online PlayAutomated Sims:●EDOPro: https://projectignis.github.io/●YGO Omega: https://omega.duelistsunite.org/●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/Manual Sims:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
the absolute state of Darling's hair
Watching the Orlando Genesys Day 1 stream. This Zombie player is based and looks like Peter Griffin.
>>98934927>TQThey're shit, and konami should kill the dumb nigger(s) that came up with the idea.The ban list should have been a eternal prison for cards that warp entire formats around them, serving as reminders of what they SHOULDN'T do if they want to keep the game in a healthy state.Giving them new, worse effects is completely pointless, why not just print an entirely new card with that same effect, as a nod to the original, also known as a retrain? Erratas feel like castrating a life sentence inmate, who is now irreparably crippled if they do revise his sentence.
Faraway edition.This thread is dedicated to all kinds of solo games, systems, tools, and campaigns.TQ: What sort of wish-fulfillment do you include in your games? I ain't gonna judge.> Last Thread: https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/98662217/#98662217Resources:https://rentry.org/srpgghttps://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitMore threads:https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/%2Fsrpgg%2F/orComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98933142no
>>98888848Imagine no dick in pussy, just doing it with your hand. Lol, Lmao even.
>>98933181Damn...
>>98886161What are you guys' recommended OSR adventures (with a plot) for a fantasy setting? I'm using SH/WWN.
To anyone doing solo at the moment. If you like paranormal shit, may I recommend Ashers Ridge?It's breddy gud, I'm 3 episodes into my series and kind of impressed with it. The base mechanics need some tweaks, but once you finagle them out, honestly, I'm enjoying it.
Moon & Wolves Princess Part 3 EditionDiscussion of the Towergirls CYOA, RPG, Setting, or Video Games welcome here!Everyone is welcome.FAQhttps://pastebin.com/vv4xQuwDCharts:Main Gens: https://e-hentai.org/g/2556775/f1669e072b/Imgchest backups(not sorted): https://imgchest.com/p/na7ko9dky8dhttps://imgchest.com/p/pg73rmbv7rnLegacy Charts: https://imgur.com/a/IRtoHXhSide Quests: https://imgur.com/a/7euVXRTComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98934108That's why I made this as well.
>>98934165That is much better, thank you.
>>98934165Is February a real name?
>>98934093Huh, so Phaxsi is upside down then? I suppose that's my pick, always been fond of the Moon
>>98935116Pretty sure he's makin' a joke.Get stickbugged or something I dunno.Nonetheless, Phaxsi but with some Royal Jelly from the Towergirls universe would be a great combo.
If you were some random dude in a Medieval Fantasy setting and there was a reward for ogres, would you and the boys grab your pitchforks and go after one?
I think people here are underestimating the average ogre.
>>98931615I think ogre simps are underestimating the power of a dozen guys with pointy sticks and larger brains
>>98931615>>98932047The comparisons to bears and gorillas fall flat when you remember that ogres can speak. They're intelligent enough for language and at least some degree of critical thinking. If you want to compare them to anything, the africans >>98928552 mentioned aren't a bad fit. But that just means an ogre is smart enough to make spears and throw spears. On top of those spears and any clubs being built for a 10 foot tall goliath, so unless you and the boys roll up with some shields along with those pointy sticks, somebody is probably dying. Even with shields there's a good chance of just having an arm broken.If you have a dozen guys you can still probably win, it's just not going to be nearly as trivial as a wild animal would be.
>>98926519OK, but enough about your wife. How do we deal with the ogre?
>>98931615>>98933043Some number of them can cast, too.
Infinity is a 28mm tabletop skirmish game produced by Corvus Belli, and includes the related games Aristeia, Defiance, TAG Raid, REM Racers, and Acheron's Fall. Corvus Belli also produces the fantasy games Warcrow and Warcrow Adventures.>Latest official update (x):New spec-ops and shidenbutai action pack preorders up>Rules and missions:https://infinitythewiki.com/index.phphttps://infinitytheuniverse.com/resourceshttps://infinitytheuniverse.com/games/infinity/its>Beginner FAQs and guides:https://pastebin.com/x06JG55U https://pastebin.com/xtQzRcq5 https://pastebin.com/xUBR7QFU >Model identifiers (what each faction can take, somewhat outdated new sectorials and old ones coming back):Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98934890I get your concern but the setting is currently in a dustbowl and ruby monday is like right there.
>>98934820M-MOMMY
>>98935069Dustbowl?
Writing General: 'forests' editionWelcome to /wg/, the thread for all /tg/ related writing. Whether you're plotting your campaign, trying to come up with a character backstory, or just trying to write some setting fluff, this is the place to post it. You don't even have a campaign, just an idea you want to develop? You're welcome here. While the rest of /tg/ is arguing over monstergirl mating and which way rivers are supposed to flow, we're here to help you turn your thoughts into an actual finished product.As the successor to the Storythreads, we're also open to /tg/ related fanfiction (D&D, Warhammer, Battletech, whatever). In fact, if you've written any vaguely /tg/-related short stories, you can try them out here. We also have flash-fiction challenges from time to time.There's a discord for writers herehttps://discord.gg/6AwKHGFThe previous thread can still be found in the archive here>>98309497And finally an archive of /tg/ fiction can be found here:http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Storythread (dead link, but may be resurrected one day)https://2d4chan.org/wiki/Storythread (page missing, wiki still up)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98930006>we're just having a cosy time hereUntil someone actually post something they wrote.Then it's nothing but passive aggressive hostility.Because this thread isn't actually about writing. It's a bucket for crabs who never write but daydream about being writers.Yourself very much included.
>>98934539Can't speak for others, but as an ESL I don't give as much feedback, doesn't seem right. Especially for prose. But I will talk about ideas and plotlines.
>>98934539Would you like some cheese to go with your whine?
>>98934986>can't even write his own insultsThe irony
>>98935020Heh, okay that was pretty good. I'm going to stop feeding the troll now though.
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I'm not SkyrimAnon obviously, but my jumps being what they are, I just felt this thread deserved to know that I'm not planning any updates to the Infernals 3e jump based on what's known about the Liminals kickstarter starting in 9 days 11 hours 47 minutes 2 seconds at the time of writing. As far as I know, nothing has changed about the stated goal of them being Terrestrial-level Exalts, nor is there any particular overlap between them and Infernals despite this being the edition where (as discussed on the bunker) Infernals are somehow better at being undead and ruling over the undead than Abyssals.
>>98921984Me too man.Me too.
>>98934615We're struggling to hit even 3 posts a day and that is with DD and Shard doing whatever they can to necro the thread.
>>98934992Truth be told I'm not actually around here that much, now that my 20 jumps are done and the questions are all over, I'm just having fun with my chain over on the bunker. I do intend to post it here at some point, if only as a reference, it's just that because I've become used to bunker-length posts I'm not even halfway done with the first jump's writeup and it's already upwards of like 30 bunker-length posts....the bunker inexplicably eating some of them is annoying, though. Note to self: More than 1 pic and a wall of text seems to crash the system.
>>98935033I just read it from the bunker. It's so much more convenient there from a reader format and at this point I think the audience here amounts to maybe three people, and only one person who isn't on the bunker. I guess it's just DD on suicide watch now.
What's the point of having Bard in your party when you can have Dancer instead?
>>98932993You’re just hilarious. First of all I made both of these posts >>98932140 >>98932244I never said Aragorn wasn’t a ranger, I just argued that he was also a paladin. I’m not even the guy who first suggested it (which really triggered you and made you super defensive about a crappy fictional class system) I was just defending it because it makes sense.There is documentation about Tolkien specifically giving “a healer’s hands” to his idealized king because he believed that a good king should be able to use his hands to heal and not just to kill. The point I’ve been trying to make is that Aragorn is the chosen king, chosen by Eru Iluvatar (aka GOD) to be the king of the most powerful human civilization of its time. His gifts are not flashy, but they are there. And they are only there because he was destined to use them for the greater good. So when a deity decides to bestow powers such as using useless weeds to mitigate supernatural poisonings on a noble warrior with a strong devotion to justice and order, and an unbreakable will that allows him to resist the most powerful of temptations, what does that sound like?
Karlach but shes a Dancer!!
>>98908682Have you tried not playing D&D?
>>98931789
>>98932993>I don’t have a problem You kinda do though. You seem to be taking this way too seriously, you’re super triggered by someone else’s head cannon not being the same as yours. The anons who you keep arguing with are clearly having fun and laughing at you. You should really just chill out before you have an aneurysm or something.
