Stop buying miniatures.
Nah, I'll do what I want
>>97194567>dire hyena doesn't have a big ball sackUnrealistic
Hello my fellow cheapskates. It's annoying because outside of the US flats/standees aren't widely available, even online. I got some decent temu ones and printed quite a lot too. But i'd kill for some cheap alternatives to 3D. I've settled for sub 15mm scales and granny grating at the moment.I'd probably be more inclined if there were better retardproof tools for batch printing. I know how to use GIMP I just cannot be arsed. There's one nice tool but it's deprecated.>>97194625Where can I buy these?>>97201208These aren't great, they'll squash your dudes and also you have to choose between having them float off the ground or having their legs eaten by the base.>>97205864How tedious is the cardboard cutting?
>>97220527Easy to acquire. I think the Steve Jackson ones are pretty tight. Don't go spending money on printable heroes or anything. That's daft.
>>97191751
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>>97233550Pretty cool, where are the lads' heads from?
>>97233478Nigga there's a beastmaster with a giant rat and the two separate rats posted shut yo goofy ass mouth nigga you embarrassing
>>97233417>>97233450>>97233465Thank you anons.>>97233557I ordered some custom ones so I wasn't totally sure.
>>97232655That kitbash looks weird. Not bad, just like a deformed Egg-Plane.>>97232671Does the ships belong to a special Imperial Order?>>97232676I still have some unpainted too. Hapoens.
>>97222190Eldar were ok. They are like glass cannons. I always lost with them. You have to do alot of good planning where your ships end at your turn.Necrons are kinda fluff correct but for a game overpowered. But later armies are very under developed. The big problem is that most games end in who destroyed how many ships.
>dwarf speaks>scottish accent
>>97233351The difference between a Norwegian accent and a Swedish accent is that a Norwegian accent is more high pitched and "sing-song". So a gay Swedish Chef accent.
>>97233365More accurate than you think.
>>97233279>speaks>accentGames?
>>97233640Are you retarded?
>>97234725No, because I know that any time spent making shitty fake voices at each other or listening to narration is time not spent playing the game.
We've reached the point where GMs are now producing AI slop responses both in and out of character.
>>97228120>People who learn to use the tools meant to substitute for natural creativity and intelligence must lack creativity and intelligencewell... duh
>>97229881It's Edna. He's not lying, just extremely autistic.
>>97223532voice games are beer and pretzels dog shit
>>97231977autistic cope
>>97224326Puckeefag is the worst. He posts art the guy commissioned and IMMEDIATELY starts samefagging and screeching, literally fighting his own shadow. 4chan needs a (samefag) indicator and it has needed it for a LONG time.
OH SHIT A GOBLIN
Gobsmas is almost here.
>>97227050
>>97212742This got a hearty chuckle from me.
>>97201629>gimme ur munee
>>97230010No, you gimme YOUR money.
What is it about? Why is it interesting? Should I care about it?
>>97179249Do we really need anything more than that? Most people are going to use either the Gold Box, From the Ashes, or The Adventure Begins Gazeteers for Greyhawk anyway, completely throwing out the 5.5e blurb.Greyhawk isn't like other settings. It's canon outside of official sources like the gazetteers, modules, or novels is meant to be purely homebrewed. If you want any further canon, check places like canonfire as other Anons said, the lore is mainly community made.Or you could just make shit up as you go along at your table.It's meant to be a worldbuilding framework. Worldbuilding on training wheels if you will, Gary didn't even want to publish it as a setting, he wanted people to make up their own. Which is kind of what every GM that plays in Greyhawk does.I had a friend ask me today if Greyhawk was a grimdark setting. Now, at my table it's not, I prefer the nobledark approach, but there's no doubt someone who plays a grimdark Greyhawk in the From The Ashes era.
>>97134425you type like a retard so you've no place to judge
>>97184016Atleast it tackles that better than Dragonlances retarded gods did. Mordenkainen´still a fucking moron though.
>>97133885personally I'm a fan of the Sundered Empire/Godwar portion of the setting that was created for the short lived WOTC version of Chainmail;https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Sundered_Empire
>>97134425you triggered the resident far leftist transfolx
Alright, if NOT 5e, what should be babby's first tabletop in 2025+1?
>>97221384>FUCK YEAH HASBRO DADDY LET ME SMELL YOUR GIANT GIRTHY MARKETING BUDGET WHILE I DO IT FOR FREE I'M YOUR LITTLE SHILL PUSSY FUCK ME HASBRO FUCK ME HARDER I DO IT FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>97205876>what should be babby's first tabletopWhatever gets you excited, unless what gets you excited is 5e. In that case, kill yourself.
>>97205876modern clone of B/X
>>97205876Mutant Chronicles 2nd edition
I would sooner recommend Shadowdark or Mork Borg before I would have a completely new players introduced to the hobby with 5e, and I think both of those games suck shit straight from the poop hole.
Previous: >>97216730Mill is okay, Hombre edition>Most recent bracket system updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-october-21-2025>Outline article introducing the bracket systemhttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta>Current banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.netComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97235181I would love a grassroots universes within highlander format over some WotC sanctioned shit. I am so tired of the intrusive ads.
>>97234998Near slave labor, insane working hours, low wages, and no Hollywood unions taking protection racket fees and driving up costs. Wages in Japan are very low in general.
>>97235354>>97235405>>97235405>>97235405
>>97234001The problem is they let the gay theater kids in to mtg and DnD and now the gay theater kids took over. Everything has to be agenda pushing propaganda now, unlike the Japanese they aren't capable of just making a cool and entertaining story for the sake of being fun and entertaining.
>>97232666you posted it, zada is cracked and fun if you enjoy counting to 120
Previous Thread: >>97096644For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/>What's a Solo RPG?1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>970620423: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos">Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97227033Finally got it. Time for me to crack open the MS Paint. I was just about to bitch about all the attempts with no 20. For all the anons who got close but didn't quite seal the deal, here's this ending again.
>>97224884Thanks.>>97224886Cannot help but be suspicious of such positivity but thank you too.
>>97227474Ignore >>97224886 he's one of those guys who gets butthurt because Anons suggest the two most played systems who they don't like
>>97225781Thanks!
>>97225122lolpaladins and clerics can only do missionarykung fu monks have to be showoffs about it and do crazy tantric stuffwizards cant get laid for their life because they are socially retarded incellsalchemists are shy but can have ultimate intimate snuggling with that one special someonedruids do as comes naturally and its gross
What game, in your opinion, has the greatest potential for ruining friendships? What game turns your friends into a bunch of Mr. Hyde assholes that start swinging?
>>97222834Good heavens, whatever for? What would the neighbors think?
>>97221035This game is friendship STRENGTHENING, you dumb fuck. If you are playing with your mate(s), takes to be a fucking retard to go against each other and not against the outsiders. It also takes to be retarded to not have a dedicated "ally" that you can trust with, knowing he won't betray you. Either of you wins, and the other of you will be 2nd, and if neither of you is winning, you can drag down whoever is.This is like TI 101, the bare basics of fucking strategyAnd like many games like this, the backstabber only gets to backstab people once. After that, they are forever fucked, because everyone remembers they aren't trustworthy
Junta.Where you and your friends have to argue over the distribution of stolen foreign aid money, with long interruptions to resolve coup attempts. Great game. Will destroy friendships.
>>97232577My wife, brother in law, and a third accomplice absolutely broke junta. B-i-l and wife hoarded assassin cards, the, the remaining four of us could not gather enough resources to plot a solid coup, they dodged the handful of assassination attempts we were able to draw, and despite their own last minute infighting, they held together long enough (and broke our backs so well) that they couldnt recruit us as end game allies with any real use.Great game though, found it hilarious to open up the rulebook and see the sample names in how assassinations work all match players in my east asian game group (who are all fantastic snakes).They got a kick out of that in the group chat.
>>97222472I know that someone somewhere has made a mario party traditional game
obviously, clan skryre is the most advanced society in the setting. do you think they had access to warm, running water? you could use warpstone to heat the bath houses for example, and they had plenty of access to metal for plumbing.
>>97227795the character's name is snivil claw, she's the daughter of ikit
>>97231698But Global Rule 3 only bans furry pornography, not furry artwork or content. You seem confused.
>>97226103Link it
>>97223075Fem skaven have to be the shittiest kind of anthro smut because it's entirely concocted by people who see Skaven as nothing but anthro rats.At least gay shit has the gall to occasionally make stuff where they're actually smelly murder rapists.
>>97226103I found your commissions. You have awesome taste.
ITT overrated cards in MTG
>>97228049>throne>crownyeah, this is definitely giving advisor vibes, not confidant
>>97228128I see it as a trusted advisor, a confidant of the king. But one who has darker ambitions, as he helps he also takes away and potentially even dethrones you. Which is why you draw cards but lose life.
>>97228128A confidant is anyone that is confided in. Neither appearance nor occupation is part of the definition.
>>97229523yeah demons are notorious for needing to confide in morals wtf are you smoking?
>>97231376Maybe she's confiding in the demon. She's right next to his ear. But he doesn't look like much of a human wizard to me.
Why is it that so many fantasy writers make their evil cults unjoinable by anyone with a functioning brain cell? Like why would you worship Orcus, whose goal is omnicide? Why would you worship Tzeentch if he’s probably gonna screw YOU over as part of his grand plan?What makes it so bizarre to me is that, firstly, it’s not like they need to be so off-putting to be evil. Orcus is a demon of undeath, his followers want to turn their enemies into the undead. Tzeentch wants the world to be in a constant cycle of chaos, his followers are gonna be masterminding world wars.Secondly, it’s not like we don’t have plenty of examples of real-world evil cults. A lot of cults in the West don’t follow Super-Duper-Mega-Murder Satan, but are fucked-up offshoots of Christianity. Historically, goetia was practiced by people who would’ve still called themselves Christians, while committing rituals to summon and get boons from demons. Plenty of human cultures used to sacrifice humans to their gods, not to summon them to kill everyone or some shit, but to honor and/or appease them.Like to use another example from Warhammer, I think Nurgle and Khorne present more “approachable” evil cults. Nurgle is toxic positivity, and his love will take all the pain away. Khorne is wrapped up in enough language about honor to lure people in.Like to rework an evil deity, let’s pick Lamashtu. Instead of “We love ugliness and miscarriages and also you get to die in childbirth”, the cult targets vulnerable young women and lures them in with divine feminine language (“You have the power to bear and raise great beasts”), while promising the young men of monstrous races frustrated living among humans that what they’re scorned for is what makes them powerful (and also they get to have sex with pretty girls).
>>97207451>Reasonable Cultists>worship Chaos Undivided as the heart of mankind's virtue>worship Khorne as a god of honor and justice>worship Slaanesh as a god of love and beauty>worship Nurgle as a god of life and empathy>worship Tzeentch as a god of hope and creativity>manage to summon daemons aligned with those aspects of the gods>Imperium comes to purge their homeworld, is confronted with Bloodthirsters laying their lives down to protect the helpless, Daemonettes inspiring men to fight for their families, Plaguebearers delivering emergency medical aid, and Horrors keeping everyone's morale up>Exterminatus is called>this is worse than a normal demon incursion by far
>>97229119>reasonable>wh40kPick one
>>97229119>LLM trained on plebbit data made this poast
>>97229134Hey! There are some reasonable people in 40k! It's like less than 10 in the entire galaxy...
>>97231584To be fair, reasonability is genuinely a dangerous thing in 40k, given the sheer number of existential threats in the setting. Unfortunately, being unreasonable also feeds into some of those threats. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Teclis you fucking prick- edition>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>97215908 #>Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, Sharty on the 'log and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97233619Naisu. Look forward to it anon
>>97233142>Painted the eyes of the tactical rat on the svMadman
>>97233142Wow that green woven cloth is stellar. If you can persist in doing the pattern across a horde the effect will be sick
>>97233495Did you find this yet
Early in case some fag forgets to make it festive>>97233998 >>97233998 >>97233998
Games where Intelligence is the best stat? Hard mode: not because of magic.
>>97217507Edge of the Empire.
>>97222974>If Charisma mattered then actors would be ruling the world.
>>97222974Plus>you're just born into itOnly if you come from third world shitholes and/or countries run by juntas (those usually overlap anyway)If your country doesn't allow you to start in a working class family and get your ass to upper middle class at the very least via the sheer "get educated, get well-paid work" in a span of a single generation, you are living in a shithole, period.
>>97230206The kings never left, they just tricked you into thinking it's okay.
>>97217507What are some games where you can emulate the Emperor of Mankind and singlehandedly uplift civilizations?
