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this movie is fucking retarded
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The film feels unique and is quite enjoyable, you may be experience estrogen withdrawal
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I fucking love the first half of this movie, but yeah the ending and basically the entire idea is fucking retarded
but the atmosphere and music are so good
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>>217104444
Why? Because greed is good?
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>>217105639
you're brown
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>>217104444
>Quads of death
Grim

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>>217105865
People crack that "joke" all the damn time, you'd know it if you were sociable and/or not underage
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>>217106017
>you grew up
>You grew from being an adult... into an adult
Nah its just shit slop writing
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>>217105859
>*sucks teeth*
>is deez white people for real?
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>>217106129
I mean because it's on television lmao
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>Here's your college student, bro

It was alright, but they need to stop making the same fucking movie over and over again. Cameron needs to shit or get off the pot. Actually start going somewhere with this five movie epic you're trying to make.
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>>217106138
>regular world spy thriller is endlessly malleable and has infinite material
>fantasy sci-fi series set in the future is just made-up bullshit

I swear Avatar haters never make any sense. It's like talking to black people.
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>>217106171
But I did eat breakfast this morning
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>>217106138
Even when it does change there's still lots of recycling like Moonraker is The Spy Who Loved Me in space
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>>217105397
2 is the 1st but with water and retarded character and their childrens.
Basically a direct-to-video disney sequel.
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What are you talking about? That's like the biggest whining when it comes to the MCU?

ITT: female villains of television & film
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>>217106205
Plus can you blame her that she didn't want to fuck a literal retard?
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>>217106223
But he charmed the pants off Nixon and he won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. He was a goddamn war hero. You know any retarded war heroes?
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>>217105166
And what, be gay instead?
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>>217102884
>>217102933
Thinly veiled Varang thread

watching numerous CC presents, not every special is gold but enough of them are great (particularly impressed by black comedians back then) that really proves to me that comedy used to be better, I could watch the same amount of stand up specials today and it would be half as entertaining at best, people were just better back then, they were edgy in a good way and they weren't sensitive about race and they certainly didn't ignore it
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i dont understand how the bumping works on this board after all these years, the latest post ITT was much sooner than the last in that walmart cuties thread yet its closer to the top
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>>217105631
is it freddy soto? i thought he was funny in a kinda bad way
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>>217105631
Pablo Francisco that guy was hilarious when I was like 13 and first saw his act Lol
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I forgot about Maria Bamford, she was probably in the top 5 females on CCP
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>>217105422
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>>217105105
Some comedians don't write their own material. Writers probably dropped out of the industry after the 2007 Writer's Strike. On top of that they probably signed some gay contract with CC.

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>*Quietly supersedes popcorn as the greatest cinema snack*
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I usually just mixed (Canadian) Smarties with popcorn here.
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>>217105938
whoppers are fuckin nasty
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>>217106291
its not actual hazelnut, just some shitty filling, like nutella
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>>217106360
fuck you, asshole
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>>217106160
Combining sweet and savory in general is a patrician choice.

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>"There is no problem and there shall be no problem as long as I live, for I am the legendary thief Dunhier!!!"
>dies instantly
Wtf was this about? Was it a comic reference or something?
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>>217105870
Which one
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I’M MCKENNA WITH DRAUL HERE!
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>>217105530
is there album ?
what album was he talking about and why did he shoot dunnhier
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>>217105530
>there
Phu Q wee todd
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>No no no, I kill the Bussy River

How the hell do you you kill a body of water? Was this an abandoned plot point for the sequel?

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You may call it a blatant rippoff but at the end of the day it's still literally a better movie. Seriously
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>>217105413
Die Hard and its clones all typically feature a guy trapped in a location surrounded by multiple hostile attackers which he battles through using combat skills and cunning

Speed is about a guy telling Sandra Bullock how to drive
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>>217104496
I thought it was tom cruise
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Die Hard is not nearly as good as most people make it out to be.
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>>217101797
it was literally called "Die Hard On A Boat" by people of the time. in the mid 90s it kind of kicked off a series of "Die Hard On A _____" movies, most of which were straight to video.
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>>217100653
No.

Dat soundtrack tho

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>>217106151
No it probably got eaten by jungle predators
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>>217103698
Have you heard of Bigger Luke?
>>217106229
it got eaten by a t rex
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>>217102931
The show is about how globalization erases local cultures
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>>217103698
Zosia just has the perfect pirate height
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>>217102931
>Koumer asks to add her to his harem
>Mano purchases a SAM system from the plurbs with legal tender to shoot down air force one

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Why did it flop?
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>>217104632
She's a very popular actress and it's a very popular franchise - it's a sound plan. The problem is that it came too late in the series and her career. If it had come out around the time of JW 2, which is around the same time that Blade Runner 2049 came out it would have made a lot more than that.
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>>217106265
The problem is:
>it's called Ballerina
>it's a spinoff featuring a character that's not even in the main series
>you hire a sexy actress who has no problem going topless and you don't have her go topless
>it's called Ballerina
>it's a female-led spinoff from a male-led series
>it's called Ballerina
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>>217103369
I liked the flamethrower
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>>217103470

Superior Ballerina is superior.
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>>217106353
>you hire a sexy actress who has no problem going topless and you don't have her go topless
This is perhaps the only point you're pushing that I agree with, to an extent. There are loads of female assassin movies and most of them don't have nudity. The name is not relevant if the marketing is done well enough

>>217093791
I've seen things you skxawng wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Polyphemus. I watched Dragonfire glitter in the dark near Hell's Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like steam in fire. Time to die.
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>>217102245
Yeah she was abusing her Jesus hax that entire scene. Remember that infusing the mycellium was entirely her doing, Eywa was absent that entire time
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>>217106154
>Reminder that the sequels made the Na'vi smaller

did they?
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>>217105100

I have a clear memory of the exact moment when I fell in love with the original film. It's when Neytiri enters and kills/scatters the viperwolves, and tosses Jake's fire into the pond. But that's not the exact moment.

The exact moment is the quiet, just after, when we look at the cool colors of Pandora's forest, and just wonder about it with Jake for a bit. That's when it happened, "Oh my god, this is cool." That beat of quiet.

WoW has some of this wonder and quiet, especially as Lo'ak and Payakan meet. The sequel is careful to give us some real wonder around this point, and as I reflect on the sequel, the Lo'ak stuff off alone with Payakan is the best. The third film has to move things along, and be very action-y plot-ty. There's a beat of quiet in there somewhere, but it's not the same.
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What will happen to a Navi if their braintail thing gets cut off?
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>>217106289
Yeah by about a foot.

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>it's a fucking Lisa episode
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>>217105363
Jess from Soiler Opposites is okay.
https://youtu.be/CG2ag5M2qRc?si=Ucu3WX1lTDr2xlx6
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>it's a <IMG onmouseover="alert('210')">
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>>217105406
Summer's ok in the first 3 seasons
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they have the plant but we have the power is bars
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Sneed

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>i'm putting together a team
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>>217094652
too soon
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>>217105955
cute
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>>217106059
thanks for the name. lovely
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>>217093687
Top left
Lorraine benes

Bottom left
Lorraine Baines

Was this a coincidence or was Seinfeld inspired by Back to the Future?

Also who the fuck is right half?
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>Budget: $400 - $500 million
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
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>>217105814
Let me put it like this, in comparison to Stranger Slop its the best series ever.
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>>217105232
If you haven't seen the show why make a statement you wouldn't know?
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>reddit will defend this
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>>217106126
Its not a statement? Its a question lol
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>>217103066
It wasn't even looking in their direction. Am I missing something or couldn't they have run without her doing anything at all?

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I miss when this was just a good movie
It didn't need a sequel
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>>217105913
Jackie, aren't you going to buy me a drink first?
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>>217105956
you answered your own question. there was nothing but surface level self insertion but no one actually liked this character or cared about him. they just projected their own selves onto him and his epic joker persona. it did not matter that they weren't actually similar to him in any way.
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>>217105358
it still is a great movie. Dont let the people who intentionally made a meta self aware sequel that was designed to ruin the first movie win. Its no different than Caddyshack 2 to Caddyshack 1 or Alien 3 to Aliens. You simply ignore the follow up inferior sequels and only count the good ones as canon.
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I need to cum inside Lady Gaga.
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>>217106342
>it still is a great movie
No, it was always SHIT and was never a movie
>sequel that was designed to ruin the first movie win.
What the fuck are you talking about? They are exactly the same.


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