If you didn't know, Masuda was fired upwards from Gamefreak and put in money laundering duty a theme park assignment as part of "creativity office". When he wasn't defending Gamefreak's creative ideas through patent warfare, he was building this theme park.So, the park is finished. And it is utter garbage. Even the shill who pays bills with TPC money can't defend it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEUl_hGf-x4>park built in bumfuck nowhere JP to spare costs>tiny>no shade, so you may have a heatstroke if you visit in a sunny day>you are bombarded with gacha machines everywhere>all the toys are low supply and paper thin, so Masuda saves money and encourages scalping>some russian girls crying because they went all the way to bumfuck nowhere and discover they can only buy entrance tickets online, so they are locked out of the park after arriving because FUCK YOU, THAT IS WHY. POOL IS CLOSED>cheap ass KANTOOO statuettes spread around the barely maintainted grass>only attractions are shops and taking pictures for social media>influencer baitingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>59675117That sounds like the average theme park, never understood the appeal
>>59675117But what does Mista Merrikkuu think about it?
>>59675117Shannon
>>59675323Watch the video. There are three rides in the entire park, and you need to pay separate for them. All the other "rides" are just advertisement or straight up shops. The entire thing is a big scam.Masuda is probably laundering a massive amount of money through this scheme.I refuse to believe all these consoomers are really mindless enough to give money to him.
>>59675643Kanon
I'm not baiting, I'm legitimately curiousThe fact is that Gamefreak has been struggling ever since 3D was expected of them. They just don't have the capacity to make the quality of games that people wantMaybe some would call it "AI Slop", but modern pokemon games are slop on a whole new level. Maybe AI could actually make Gamefreak's games not constant embarrassments
>>59670384would unironically write a better plot line
I would say just hire more people since they're gonna make money regardless due to the army of basedboys who glaze game freak no matter how low quality theur content is, but those basedboys constantly glaze even the most slop pokemon games as good that actually making something good won't do anything to save the franchise. All good things must come to an end ig.
Also pokemon using (((ai))) would be extremely blackpilling, it would lowk be worse than hypergamy.
>>59670391fpbp
>>59670464Looks like shit
Because I like bugs.
>>59636299Underrated post.
I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORDI'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD
SEÑOR CENTRO GET DOWN
>>59675107At this point, basially all the tera leak gaterkeepers are that.
we don't say that word here
Poor person
>>59675107Basketball Americans.
I have insider info on Gen 11, so let me share some info. >The version names will be Sky (Heaven in Japan) and Earth>The cover legendaries will be a crane (Sky) and a turtle (Earth)>The starter trio will consist of a beetle, axolotl, and a bull>The region will be based on Chugoku
>>59675093Interesting post!Let’s circle back to it in due course, but in the meantime I’m running g a /vp/ poll and would appreciate your engagement, thank you! >>59675015 #Best,Meghan
>>59675093>>The region will be based on ChugokuBut Fiore...
OP here, please believe me and give me lots of attention and validation, because my parents only paid attention to me when they were throwing beer bottles at my head and now I have to make that everyone else's problem.
>>59675566Then why not set it in Izumo?
this is what bros do to each other
>>59672692zekrom is a foid
xurkitree wouldn't do this
fuck what images can i post to bump this now i just wanted to make a fag thread
>>59672692rude
>>59673931Xurkitree getting his hands ran over
FUCK DIGLETT
>>59675336>op wants to use diglett as a dildo
>>59675360They are literally living onaholes
>>59675444For once, no, they are exactly living dildos.
>>59675444>>59675489Trips win.
>>59675638ur mom won my BBAD
2D pokemon if it was good
>>59675440
>>59675448Beccause.They.Are.NOT.Allowed.To.Capische???
>>59675433Because the real time implementation is shit. The trainer should always be behind his pokemon and the pokemon's sole duty is to defend his trainer even if he has to eat a direct attack.
>>59675433what point does running around serve?
>>59675460And yet Pokemon in PLA and ZA don't give a fuck about these rules.
How did>"too much water">"SFMA" / "Hoenn special"and>"first dexcut"lose so hard?
>>59673861how big of a retard must you be to care about youtube polls?
>>59673861LETS GO ALOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Galar will always be the best region.
>>59673861Hoenn superiority is what provoked those contrarian responses in the first place. People shitting on Hoenn are a clear vocal minority. Gamefreak loves pandering to the gen 1 crowd because most normalfags recognize it, but among people who actually play the games it's gens 3 and 4 that have the post prominent nostalgia value.
>>59675148seems indisputable to me
Imagine it debuts in 2006 with the release of DPDoes it get the same critical acclaim as lucario?
>>59674454it honestly does kinda look like a gen 4 mon now that i think about it, and i dont mean that in a good way
>>59675455because all are lucario rip off
>>59675455Gen 4 had a strong trends for cool and edgy designs (at least when they weren’t leaning on goon bait)
>>59675316>"people" talk about "Zeraora being consistently popular in polls" in western media before nor have I ever seen said polls myselfYou gotta get out of your bubble, man. It's not even just in Japan, either. China and Korea rank Zeraora really high too. Western popularity for mons is usually Milennial/Gen Z nostalgia for what they caught as a kid, so early game mons from the first four gens tend to rank highly. Eastern popularity is whatever is excessively and purely the coolest or cutest, regardless of availability, so mythicals like Zeraora and Jirachi get a lot more play there.
>>59675474Well sure, but how? Lurk on eastern imageboards? Most of those polls aren't that visible.I wouldn't call Zeraora a failure of a design, even if it did fail relatively in the west. Kind of like how Inteleon seems to be extremely popular in the east but kind of flopped in the west.Western polls do have legendary-tier mons that consistently rank highly though, Zeraora just isn't one of them.
>>59675045nobody cares about your discord groomer screenshots
>>59674112You have a different opinion than I have, therefore I must kill you.No different opinions from me personally allowed.
>>59674176>sloweryes its slower marginally but not by any meaningful degree, platinum barely fixed it other than the surf speed, its still equally annoying>less contentits just missing the battle frontier, spin trades, wifi plaza, and villa, which the frontier is the only feature of actual worth here>worse storyyes dps plot is terrible but every pokemon games plot is, including platinums>way easiertrue but again, only marginally to the point it barely matters or makes a differencealso platinum redesigns a bunch of locations and idk if im the minority but it often feels like a net negative imo, some areas look better but they made everything way too washed out overall
>>59674112>The abyss of mainlineWhat spinoffs are worse than mainline?
>>59675468the spinoffs developed by ambrella are more often than not shovelware, also ive heard the detective pikachu games suck dick but i havent played them so dont take my word for it
do you liek mudkips?
I HAET mudkips
i like water/ground types in generalmy favorite of them is tied between swampert and gastrodon
mud
>>59674919kill it with grass.
>Charizard use Razor Leaf!!!!!
Absol thread I love Absol
Up
>>59675394A /vp/ anon drew this about 3 years ago.I was there.Later I found a version of this with minor corrections like the white zone between hair and back filled with purple on Newgrounds. Can't post because I don't have my PC rn.
News drops over the remaining two weeks of October.- Pokopia DLC part 2 release date announced for November- Pokemon Colosseum announced for November- Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire Ports announced for final week of October- Legends ZA Mystery Gift announced- New Japanese Arcade Pokemon game announced for November- I'm in the circle of people who have access to the Teraleak build, more information will drop over the next two weeks as it has recently. More information and images on gym leaders.See you all for the news drops :)
>>59672973yes
>>59674055Yeah, I'm not you, was too old to be the target market when it launched and as a result too old to give a shit about the shilling of the yellow rat in-series. Up until they actually made an OC that meshed with my interests. Continue projecting the waste of a life you had on other people being sexually attracted to the rat prior is the hallmark of casual normalfags or did you miss how fucking popular the cunt was in smash or pass?
>>59674093>was too old to be the target market when it launchedI started with gen 1 during pokemania>Continue projecting the waste of a life you had on other people being sexually attracted to the ratWhatever works for you bro, more rodent pussy for me>or did you miss how fucking popular the cunt was in smash or pass?And for damn good reason
>>59672871>Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire Ports announced for final week of OctoberPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>59674846>child continues to re-affirm the difference between me and itI started in Gen 1 too lad. But I was 15 and as I said didn't give a shit for the marketing aimed at children, thus wanted to fuck Ninetales, Rapidash and Dragonair. That's what I meant by "life you wasted" the entirety of the national pokédex to choose from and you picked the mascot they shoved in your face specifically to get you to buy their shit.
