I didn't think Game Freak would surpass Sword/Shield in terms of fanservice this soon, but Z-A now holds the record for the most god-tier girl designs in a single game.Taunie, Lida, Emma, Mable, Hex Maniac 2, Canari, Gwynn, Griselle, Jacinthe, Lebanne, the new Pokemon Center Nurses all in ONE game. TWO Yuri-bait couples, 1 Korean-esque handsome man straight from a Manwha (Corbeau). Emma's "body" actually being what Hildafags have been role-playing about since 2010. All of this canonically. In a POKEMON game. People were so busy crying about the JPEG windows they didnt realize the coomers finally took over Game Freak.This 1 game practically doubled the amount of Pokegirl "fan art". The lackluster games are hard carried by the best looking girls in all of fiction. We need to stop clowning Game Freak, these horny Japanese men are low key /OUR/ heroes
>>58610368Nemona is fucking ugly
>>58609581It's a good thing for all their looks, because none of them have personalities.
>>58610569They don't call him looker for nothing, he paxks a whole bakery back their...
>>58612233now post the other version
>>58612268Shit taste
Do you think there's a team that you and only you has ever used to beat a game?
yes because it wasn't a legit team, it was made with a bunch of egg trades to a Ultra Moon file>camerupt>seismitoad>hippowdon >torterra>nidoking>mamoswine you can imagine what it was like
>>58612575I was going to mock you until I remembered seismitoad’s hidden ability
>>58612445For me personally, no, definitely not. I usually make my team out of stuff actually available in the game I'm currently playing (that is, not going out of my way to trade mons from elsewhere), and while my mon preference isn't super basic it's also not particularly weird either.But I can bet there's someone out there going out of their way to do a weird challenge run or something, ex. all the weakest unevolved mons or whatever, that most people wouldn't normally think to use by the endgame, and they have at least a chance of being unique.
>>58612445The odds are significantly low but I'd argue that everyone has used every possible combination of Pokémon atleast once.
>>58614008No way that's true, there's 745,516,421,408,219 pokemon team combinations
Her faggot detector is pinging. Which one of you is it?
>it doesn't knowOP is always a faggot, so sounds like it's you.
>>58614712FPBP
Based writers making flawed and interesting allies with some edge to them instead of just boring nice goody-goody people>manipulative loan shark>bougie narcissistic rich bitch>unashamed nazi scientist who took plea deal>hitler youth grown up>self-absorbed asshole
>>58609944People only have issues with Urbain/Taunie because of their bullshit.
>>58611362>NiggerHow could you anon, you made Jacinthe cry, apologize to her now
>>58613407>aislopKill yourself
>>58609944>flawed and interestingNot when they're annoying. Audiences hate being annoyed more than they hate the villains. In an unrelated note, Naveen.
>>58611175I have to admit that the naive fool that I am, I thought for a second that the XY rival was going to join with Team Flare to get a megastoneFelt like they were taking their inevitable losses harder than most rivals, and after the 3rd gym nothing had happened in forever, it would be the perfect time to spice up the plot and also give someone else a megastone, because the player having it an no one else (until the final battles) was crazy, right?what a fool I was
You did give her a life saving tranfusion? Right anon? You didn't let her die of blood loss?
Oh, that was... supposed to be transfused into her body? And here I was trying to feed her my blood like an idiot. No wonder she died!
>>58614364She sucked me dry
Yo is she a crip? I don't fuck with gangs
>>58614374You sound like a nigger when you speak of such things.
>>58614364this NPC scared the shit out of me as a kid, I always avoided her lolThis Channeler's text was changed after this game, so Nintendo didn't like it either
Should it get a Mega or Gigantamax?
>>58614646Z-Move that sets rain so it can follow up with Electro Shot spam
So in the end, exploiting a homeless teenage orphan girl and controlling her body while she sleeps was a good thing?
The end result is plainly visible, isn't it?
>>58614297Yeah, and if Xerosic decided to stop his operations after Lysandre's presumed death, Looker wouldn't have come to Kalos looking for him, and thus wouldn't have met Emma.She literally owes her entire life to this man, all the good and all the bad.
>>58614342Kino storytelling
The Scatlet and Violet localisation team of NoA.
SV > DPPtHGSS > BW/2Sorry it's just the truth
>>58614516Oddly no, this one seems like she wants more. Like she demands an offspring or some shit. Like she'd love nothing more than baby trap the first idiotic man to slip a cock in her.
>>58614516I thought the balding jewfro was funny. I dont think I could keep a straight face irl.
>>58614168A nip nong to you too
>>58614168Wow she sounds based as fuck.
Genuine thoughts on the rose
>>58604822Meowscarada is a court jester and shares nothing in common with Roserade outside of being a grass type.Tsareena is more in line with what Roseraid is supposed to be
>>58614529>Roserade>Rose+Masquerade>Meowscarda>Meow+Mascarada>Mascarada is literally just Spanish for Masquerade>Both are clearly designed to be evoke wearing masksYes Meowscarda has the Harlequin themeing as well but saying they have absolutely nothing in common except for grass type is retarded.
>>58610223I wish Roselia had better stats so it would be good with Eviolite
>>58603574Male-coded.You'll stop hating him if you name him Romeo next time you catch a budew.
>>58603574ugly grandma haircut
I've made a rough draft of what Kitakami would look like as a full-on region. The red dots represent the towns/cities. So, what do you think?
>>58613304Okay.
>>58613971hilarious thread op!
>>58613971
I'll see you in two weeks with my joke response.
>>58613971Forget about the queen, why the fuck did they just cancel the Nintendo direct in the UK??? I want new of BotW2 already why removing the direct and only here???
Hitmonchan is gay
He just wants to suck your slim jim
We agree this thing is going to keep levitate?
>>58611232Best case scenario it gets a new ability that combines Levitate with something else.
>>58611256huh, I wonder if it would be good then. I think they want to add more weather manipulation in the next gen so that might be in-line with their plans.
>>58611256>Eeleftrik>eelrightrik
>>58611232Those speed points are suspicious, I think about the ability of Alolan Raichu
>>58611232I think the Pure Electric Levitate Mega is going to be one of the Raichus. This guy is going to get something else, which is good, because it lets him exploit Levitate on switch in and then go for the throat.>>58611256This would go crazy.
Give dragon dance
>>58611324Shitposting aside it's really funny that Arcanine didn't get Dragon Dance considering what a Dragon Dance actually is and that the thing Arcanine is themed after is used as a puppet for them. Doubly funny is Entei doesn't either, only the Paradox version does
>>58612435underage award
>>58611330Remove yourself from life
>>58611345Corviknight SUCKS Gaylar SUCKS
>>58611324"No"
So if Drampa really is old and Mega Evolution just makes it young again, what would happen if someone Mega Evolved a Drampa that's already young?
>>58609849This could work also as an Ancient Power evolution, the ancestors or at the very ancient relatives of frogs were more salamander-like in ancient times and gigantic in nature, mainly the Temnospondyls, although there's some odd ones that could work more with the tadpole idea like Aistopodas, which evolved to essentially become amphibian snakes, before snakes or caecilians were even a thing.Also speaking of Aistopodas, those were part of the Lepospondyl family, which has the Diplocaulus, which is what inspired Dragapult.
it dies
>>58605774Baby Pokémon were supposed to fix this, but they kinda ruined the premise with the incense items (thankfully it seems like they're getting rid of them and you can't hatch a Snorlax from an egg anymore).
>>58605730Don't worry about it.
>>58605730>>58605774They say in the pokedex young vulpix only have one white tail, from gen 1 actually, just looked up, from the start, and in gen 2 too when eggs were introducedWe just don't know
