bannaner monkey
>>58351464Hear me out.
>>58351464I wanna draw this version. Any ideas?
>>58360708i dont need to hear you ive heard it all before and ive learned all i can>>58360792hm since she is a combo with medicham shes got like some belly dancer to her so what about like a desert oasis princess type thing
>>58349379remove the disgusting aberration on the left and this pic will be perfect
>>58360830Like some cutelewd bellydancer pose? I see it
Previous Thread: >>58245998Continuing the 'I Woke up as a Pokemon, So What?' AUCurrent Stories so far:Copanon(Various), Tinkanon, ProffD(Decidueye), Lucarianon, Phoxanon(Delphox), Herding Cats, SuperMachoMon(Machamp), Abra Digi-girl, Cacturn.If I missed any/butchered this? My bad.
>>58360702 >>58360798We have a Zeraora writer? How the fuck did I miss that?
>>58360806She's a character in Lucario-anon's story.
>>58360807I guess technically Zeraora is a normal Pokemon, not one of a kind, just insanely rare, but man. If I had known that'd be okay and thought of the idea first, I'd have a Zeraora in mine.I like the rail gun kitty.
>You know that story about how in K9 squads, the dog is always one rank higher than the handler so it’s instructions are “direct orders from a superior” or so that abusing them is “assaulting a superior officer”?>Yeah that’s a crock of shit>Sometimes it might be done ceremonially, but it really doesn’t make sense when you think about it>At your department, they’re logged as equipment and must be handled with the same care as anything else>Working as a K9 handler is a pretty sweet gig, even more so as the captain overseeing the department>You’ve got everything from trackers to cadavers to bomb and drug to pursuit to even emotional therapy>The city must have gotten a grant from some animal lover donor or something to have a program this big>Suck it drone squad>It was a long week like any other and you had thoroughly enjoyed your weekend off>Monday morning came like a ton of bricks on your head>Maybe went a bit too hard on Sunday Night Football after day drinking too?>You weren’t usually this much of a lightweight>Maybe you needed the hair of the dog that bit you>Ha! That one never gets old! >But seriously, what was with this headache?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>58360979>Red and white fur with bloodshot red eyes, a canine large muzzle, and cartoonishly large claws on your hands, feet, around your waist, and above your head somehow>The department had been putting out warnings from the CDC>Some kids video game was leaking into the real world like a goddamn portal from hell and turning real living people into animals designed to sell plush toys>There were a couple cases around the city but you hadn’t even come into contact with anyone>You of all people, not only had to get caught by this thing, but end up as a werewolf looking beast?>You had lost some height too>FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK this was going to suck>You had been in situations where things went sideways before>Hostage situations, organized robbery, standoffs>The fear wasn’t what got to you, it was always how mundane the surroundings were when it went bad>Here you are in your bedroom, but that familiarity means nothing and gives you no protection from how irrevocably everything had now changed and you had no control of it>With nothing left to do, in a fit of frustration, you slam your head against the wall>The hole in the drywall didn’t make you feel any better
It's the best day of the week!Post all of your Serenas and Y-chans here!Previous thread: >>58310712
>>58360813She would not try to do that.
>>58360535Pure sex
>>58360168It is because of those qualities that I want to lewd and sex her.
Mega Evolution is bad actually
*dynamaxfag talking*
>>58360967explain why
>>58360967>"___ is bad, actually!!!!1!"Twitter is down the hall and to the left
Come here for talk about all things Pokémon Mystery Dungeon.Previous thread: https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/thread/58284943/ >>58284943(DOWN) PMD Catalog (read Branches.txt for MEGA navigation): https://mega.nz/folder/gi5k2DBL#wVscYMtiXMuAeWDvKYyfmw(DOWN) Pokemon Mystery Dungeon ROMs and Emulators Catalog: https://mega.nz/folder/ciVjBRoD#5vICIpkn16o-i1co11yFFg(DOWN) PMD Fangames Catalog: https://mega.nz/folder/Yyk3gQaI#NNSyFhuoa2Cg5HuL2oEyTgRomhacks Overview/Reviews: https://rentry.org/pmdglphPMD Fan Fiction Archive: https://rentry.org/pmdg-ffarchivePMD Guides: https://pastebin.com/Dbq61R5uComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>58358683I-IS THAT A TENTACRUEL?SAVE ME MEOWTH MAN! Is good. Is that Lovecraft in the corner, lmao.
>>58321595Something ULTRAKILL-themed. Y'know, like >>58358034
The Clover Guild's Linoone and Ikarus form a delivery team as they adventure to a frigid, faraway island where they learn what it means to be a badgermon. I hope you enjoy the short story: Badgering Around!>https://rentry.org/CG-Badgering
>>58354694What would it feel like to turn into a Pokémon
Share your busty pokegirl babes. Which one's your favorite? Skyla always does it for me...
Love the sexy pilot.
I would impregnate that latina pussy over and over again.
>>58360847You get it
That gym of hers has to be violating some sort of health code
>>58360959She's hot, she can get away with it.
Name 3 of your favorite Pokémon from Gen 5 to Gen 9
>>58355876ReuniclusKommo-oCetitan
>>58355876SerperiorIndeedeeHisuian Zorua
>>58355876Hydreigon GrimmsnarlSkeledirge
>>58355876AegislashFerrothornMimikyu
EelektrossAlomomolaAegislash
YOU’RE NOT GETTING ANY DATAMINES ANYMORE EARLY THAN 4 DAYS BEFORE LAUNCH, CAUSE FUCK YOU FOR DUMPING/EUMLATING TOTK A WEEK OR SO IN ADVANCE!!!THIS IS ALSO WHY WE MADE THE SWITCH 2 AS UNHACKABKLE AS POSSIBLE, CAUSE AGAIN FUCK YOU!!!~ Nintendo
>>58358476Aussie here, my local EB Games has the game but they're keeping it locked up tighter than ribby's asshole.
>>58360000Kaphotics is funny.>make tool knowing it's primary purpose will be to gen Pokémon>get angry when people gen Pokémon
>>58360920so I assume only the store manager has access to it right? at least you get to play a day before anyone else.
>>58360924Possibly two. We hold lots of early release events here. I technically got my Switch 2 on June 4th at 10pm AEST
Right now the people with access to the game are highly controlled and wouldn't take a $100 bill slipped into their pocket to adjust the unit count by one.
first ever OC posted in /pog/ editiona thread dedicated to posting Pokemon OCsdiscuss them, draw them, write about them, and anything if it's creative and it involves Pokemon OCs, yours or otherwise, discussing OCs you found on the internet is good as wellNOTE: this is specifically for OCs that ARE pokemon, not trainers/human OCs, if you want to discuss those go to the trainer OCs general please>links/pog/ OC list: https://rentry.co/pokemonocgeneraloclist/pog/ stories: https://rentry.co/pokemonocgeneralstoriesprevious threads: https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/search/subject/Pokemon%20OCs%20Generalthread question: what's your OC's movepool? is there any specific significance or use they have for it?
>>58356383how did she get that scar?
>>58357745it's a secret for now
>>58358681I'll wait.
another bump
https://rentry.org/WinterheartTheSneaselBumping with a WIP to try and stimulate discussion. Any questions or suggestions would be appreciated. I'm gonna sleep on it but right now I don't have a lot of great ideas for those empty slots.
I saw my son drawing Delcatty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular Pokemon, like Meowscarada or Quaxwell. He said he could not think of a more twisted humiliation ritual than being forced to play Pokemon Scat and Vomit for more than 10 minutes! I told him that I literally got up and cheered during my playthrough of Violet 4 times, because of how good the writing was. He called me a deranged queer who probably thinks the onlyfan whores I pay actually love me! I told him sex workers do an honest job, and I hate it when he tries to drag their noble names through the mud whenever he gets the opportunity to do so! He then just kept calling me gay over and over again, so I ground-typed him. What would you have done?
>>58359877>Ayatollah Joker Marries Muslim DelcattyIs this some sort of of side joke because zoomer humor is beyond me?
>>58360246He said Catholic, not C*lticFor what it's worth, Orthodox Delcatty would be more accurate anyways
He drew this
>>58359877Cringe
>>58360960nah unc you buggin!
Battle -Trade - Raid
>>58360899do you want to team up so I can get a shiny kyogre? Doing it with bots is a fucking massive headache.
>>58360928Trust me, it's better to just deal with the bots. I'd be will to do some den swapping sometime though, I have sword. Still need Kyogre, Yveltal, and Lunala routes.
>>58360939>its better to deal with bots>they consistently make the wrong decisions and swap away grass types to pokemon that get oneshot and make the raid impossible nearly every time I'm not booting up
>>58360939>>58360928I need to get through some that have room hitting attacks for shiny hunting, I can't rely on the AI to pick Wide Guard Pokemon worth a damn. If you do some tomorrow I'll keep an eye out.
>>58360956I'll boot up if someone wants to join but I'm done making attempts. Kyogre is basically a guaranteed loss unless you have pokemon that resist, AND EVEN THEN it still 2HKOs most of the options you get. You don't even get a fucking chance to capture it. If one of the bots pokemon dies before you get to it, it's already game fucking over. It's bullshit.
>>58359829>it was only good in kantoooooooooo
>>58352191fog is basedthey should do more of these terrain debuffs during solo adventure
>>58360712no they just assumed you aren’t retarded and know that pokemon have more than one offensive stat
>>58352425I’m pretty sure the phys/spec split was done for hardware limitation reasons.
>>58360769How does it make any sense that a physical attack hits you so hard it reduces your special defense?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY
the plasma sets are so nostalgic for meIt was the era I was playing the game the most and the blue borders are so clean
>>58358540Either BW Plasma Freeze, BW Dragons Exalted or the 2002 Legendary Collection.
>>58359502Fellow PlasmaGOD.
For something vintage, Neo GenesisFor something more recent, Twilight Masquerade For something somewhere in between, Legendary Treasures
>>58358557e-Reader era was kino.
I'm so happy that the Kalos starters finally got their mega evolutions, especially Chesnaught, he's my favorite! Share your favorite starters too!
>>58360692>She toots when you boop it
