just completed pokemon league with my mono-fire sinnoh team
>>58266790>CEO of comedy Oh that gave me a hearty chuckle
>>58266480>>58266523>>58266674But that's Infernape
>>58266472Stop stealing pictures from twitter for the OP to pretend you're original. You're not. It's the modern age and most people on here still use Twitter to some extent, we come here to get AWAY from it.
>>58267699It also just screams creative bankruptcy. Can't even come up with your own thread.
>>58267699>>58267702why so mad
curious because i'd expect there to be a bias, yet my favorite type is normal and my favorite trainer is a fairy specialist.what about you, /vp/?
My favorite types are ice & ground. Can't say that I have a favorite trainer that uses either of them. Hapu and Melony are certainly something though.
Mina's my favorite tooBut my favorite types are all ones that are diametrically opposed to fairy: dark, poison and fightingFunny how that works
>>58262465This is such a bizarre post.
>>58266377>fellow minabro is another mold breakervery cool :)
idk what my favorite type would be. poison probably, my favorite trainer is either nemona or gardenia. so i guess not
post your ideas for a dragon type gym, but it has to be the first gym in a region
>>58264207Its an entrance is in the side of a castle, that leads down to a rookery filled with eggs you battle a dude with a dratini or some shit.
>>58266507Love this take, but why wouldn't this gym get audited for no adult supervision?
>>58267287the gyms ARE the government
>>58264312>>58264412This, but it knows Agility and is holding a yache berry. Shed skin ability.
>>58264207Gym leader has 2 Pokemon: Frigibax and Gible. Both really low level. Maybe 10.If you chose the Fire starter, he leads with Frigibax. Choose Grass or Water, he leads with Gible.Neither of them have any Ice or Ground moves, only Dragon moves to hit neutrally (Dragon Rage is too excessive this early).The reason for this is so that the one that gets hit neutrally by the starter always comes out first, and the one that resists the starter comes out second.I think that if GF is going to treat competitive like the postgame, then the main game should have invisible tutorials. Not handholding, but putting players in situations they'll probably encounter in competitive.In this case, it teaches the value of neutral coverage, which is often times more important than super-effective coverage, despite being not as flashy.
Would you still appreciate gardevoir if it’s male?
>>58267076No
>>58267076>bro for life>will never betray you no matter what>always there when you need a hand with anything>god-tier wingman with the ladies>god-tier wingman with pokemon too if you swing that way>can fuck him in the ass if that's your thingmale garde is the GOAT, desu.
>>58267101Objectively true. He has a butt shaped like an egg.
BUENO...
I only use male Gardevoir because I think Gardevoir coomery is a meme, and it's a completely normal design when you look past that.
Why does the only female director in Pokestar Studios make movies like this?
>>58266451>you will never be the tiny vizier whispering secrets into the ear of a random NPC and leading her on the path to the Championship>you will never be used as her personal plaything the entire time despite all your helpHonestly that sounds like a fun idea for a Pokemon size game.
>>58266634>Min-Maxer,Meta-Playing, Ev-farmer champion becomes the plaything/shrunken teacher of a pokemon trainer school girl that barely knows even the type-chart.>Gets some spoonfuls of humbleness by her playing and humiliating him constantly.>Slowly starts to rediscover his love for an actual fair combat, the relationship with a trainer and their pokes, and the thrill of fighting a stronger opponents without clutches or exploits.Sounds cute desu.
>>58266451>I don't know, but the idea of an absolute noob suddenly getting all this precious loot from you sounds extremely hotBest part you'll be forced to watch her waste your collection by throwing a master ball at rout 1 trash or spam max revives while standing 2 steps from the pokemon centre>>58266634>you will never be the tiny vizier whispering secrets into the ear of a random NPC and leading her on the path to the ChampionshipThat's actually every pokemon game if you think about it. Imperceptable you leading some 12 year old into becoming the champion
>>58256415Picture related but with Emma where a tiny Pokemon battle is taking place inside her suit as she wonders what's going on in there.
>>58266634Quick fix to Eevee's eyes
Leaked stats and (placeholder) abilities allegedly from the TeraleakHere’s the shit, archived from the now expired pastebinhttps://pokepast.es/d81ca7b3dab0549cTake em or leave emalso Shauntal is so hot
>>58267343>dude it’s based because it’s completely fucking uselesssure, campaignshitter
>>58267330Ash Greninja got that, sadly Gamefreak will not go out of their ways to give absurdly stupid buffs to any Pokemon that isn't the shillmon of all shillmons, not even CHARIZARD FROM KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO got that treatment, which is insane to me.>>58267469Megas are a gigantic opportunity cost and you only get to use one of them, as much as I wished to use Megas for the Pokemon I like, there's no fucking denying that if your Mega insanely minmaxed it won't see play or be good, seeing over half the new Megas just be worse than ones we already had and very few coming even close to amazing ones like Mega Salamence, Mega Gengar, Mega Mawile, Mega Alakazam and Mega Lopunny is just incredibly stupid.Mega Delphox needed to hit pretty hard for it to be good, 124 special attack these days is not cutting it for a Mega and Ghost and Dark types are EVERYWHERE, so just being a Psychic type is typically a massive disadvantage unless it has some insane stuff going for it, and Mega Delphox isn't even one of the worst cases of this as has been said, Mega Hawlucha, Mega Froslass, Mega Falinks, Mega Dragalge and very likely Mega Malamar assuming it doesn't get a special move it can abuse with Contrary, will be painfully mediocre to outright terrible because of wasted opportunity cost.
>>58267698Why are acting so sure that the "leaked" stats are real? Calm your tits.
>>58267549Worse mega Gengar
>>58267705Nigger I was around the gen 7 leaks, very few fags believed those stats were real when they dropped here, everyone kept saying "there's no way Gamefreak will make over half the dex this slow!" and look at what happened.So excuse me for assuming the worst.
>T enderhearted>Y outhful>P assionate>H eroic>L oving>O utstanding>S ensible>I maginative>Open-minded>N obleI realize today that there is no need to panic. This mega could have saved Typhlosion's image after the smearing campaign, but considering how terrible all megas have looked so far, it is better for Typhlosion to skip it.Name one single good mega so far. You can't. They have all been crap.
>>58266690Cope embort
>>58266095Muttgaynium seething
too many FreakLeak secondaries and starterwarring ittjust post typhlosion
>>58265015>Mega Dragonite Bait used to be believable
>Do you REALLY think you've got enough badges to control me?How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>58264283Uh, yes? >I break out my full badge case and autistically explain each one
*sigh* I'll see you guys in an hour
>>58266096What does laughing in Caribbean sound like?
>>58264283That's cropped futa I bet.
>>58266241it is, she'll gape your bootyhole if you don't have enough badges
I don't think we quite figured it out last time, what makes her so memorable?
>>58245181Her being fun sized just makes it hotter.
>>58266909didn't Roxanne use a Steelix in Emerald rematches?
from the drawthead >>58263805
You can claim one girl as your eternal Pokemon waifu. If she is claimed by someone else, you have to choose someone else.
>no one took lanaLife is pretty cool sometimes.
Does she have to be human? Kirlia.
>>58265935Your wife is hot!
Drasna is the most beautiful woman to ever be included in any Pokemon game.
I fell for her when I first played sm and she's still my favorite even now.
Peak released 15 years ago.
>>58267387*12 years ago
>>58265980They just happen to be the best lines in the shitheap that is the Unovadex.
>>58267396Gen 6 was the overcorrection.
>>58267534Correcting from what?People losing interest from the monotony of the games?
>>58267554“Players didn’t like that Svachi’s Dex featured only new Pokémon. Alright, we’ll make Kujira heavily feature returning Pokémon, and our upcoming Holoholo only contain Kanto Pokémon. In the meantime, Swan can open up Issyu to older Pokémon.” – paraphrase of staff quote from Teraleak.
Do you ever think about how some Pokémon, if they could talk and think like humans, could just join society as if they used to be one?Lucario and Zoroark are easy examples, but other mons like a Machamp or a Decidueye, for example could probably pull it off too.
>>58264421Didn't see it that way, but I get it.It would make more sense to start small though. Like running down a field flapping and jumping. Or maybe leaping off something much lower like a step stool.
>Mentally outlining a scene where Prof. tries to learn about the basics of aerodynamics>Realize this is just that scene from RioHuh. Keep thinking I guess
Signs of life. This part has been kinda kicking my ass but I'm still working at it.>>58263919Thanks for reading! It's funny that you've only read mine since it's the only one so far that isn't green.Loved the bit with the drunk dude, that was funny.
>>58267435I considered writing it normal, especially since I'm already uploading to rentry. I just think the greentext fits better. I imagine him as the kind of guy who does nothing but doom and gloom in threads about how shit everything is these days My favorite stories tend to be pretty light-hearted though, contrary to my writing. Also just like cats
>>58245998Did the Zoroak pretend to be a girl? Or is it a girl that got turned into a Zoroak?
Two Turn Toss EditionPrevious Thread: >>58253489FAQ: https://pastebin.com/MypNBzca
>>58267700Stop crying, cardlet
>>58267708Sorry, but I already used patronizing language towards you. Using it back in the other direction doesn't work so you'll have to think of some other insult. Nice try, sport!
>Nice try, sport!
Oh he's MAD mad.
>>58267708>>58267709>>58267715>>58267716>still posting
Let's have a good ole fashioned audino thread to celebrate her return in ZA
>>58264598Cute!
>>58248259>shrunk under an inch by whatever out on route whichever>have to push your way through a forest of tall grass for hours to the nearest pokemon center, previously only a few minutes away>make your way back behind the front desk because there's no way anyone is going to see you otherwise>knocked on your ass after almost being stepped on by a passing nurse, now the size of a skyscraper>catch your breath (and definitely don't look up her skirt) before being engulfed by an even larger shadow>turn around>look up>see thiswhat do
>>58267506Spin tornado her ass, I am dead either way so might as well go in style
Audino was my first shiny back and Black version. I wound up giving it to someone here. I wonder if it still exists somewhere?
>>58263146at first i didn't really like the way it was shaped either, but then i actually used one and started to find it quite charming. it's a little jarring next to the more organic shapes of audino, but i like the way it resembles the fluff of a maid's petticoats. the slim upper body also makes the plushie very easy to hold onto at night, very comforting.if they were brave enough to give a mega to a mon with obvious gender differences i'd hope to see them do something like they did with audino's labcoat for indeedee's butler/maid outfits in ZA, but i'm not holding my breath about them getting that, let alone an actual evolution down the line.
This is a Poison-type thread. It's a place to post about Poison-type Pokemon. >What's your favorite Poison-type? >Is Poison your favorite type? >Ever do a mono-poison run?>Who's your favorite Poison-type specialist? >Do you prefer natural poison types like plants and bugs? Or do you prefer pollution based ones?
>>58263832bully
If you love Poison types then you were probably one of those weird kids who wanted a Team Rocket game and shit.
>>58266864>any Pokémon can learn ToxicGen 9 fixed this
>>58267302Don't even think about it
>>58266985Team Rocket all the way, through being a roughneck with a souped up bike shaped Revavroom is very tempting
