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Poke a mon.
feeling on my female's fine figure on friday...
Currently 46.8% WR, definitely the worst season I've had in a long time. Only 60~ matches though, but still. Last match just had two teammates throw, the usual pinging each other thanks the whole match and following each other around the map. 45% and private profile.
>Legend in 50 games pure soloQThankfully there aren't any comfeybots in the Asia/SEA/Aussie servers. Also my winrate with Tinkaton skyrocketed when I finally remembered that smackdown can be used from range instead of going yolo shotgun everytime.
>>59524543I wish I had the wherewithal to sit down and grind to Legend but it's so fucking annoying when you get screwed over by a shitty teammate that I just decide to stop playing for the day after 2-3 games most of the time. I usually make it to 500-600 per season before I decide to just tap out for the rest of it and only play for dailies.
WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE
what an ugly creature
>>59521423>She
>>59521868But enough about your mom
>>59521423I have one in gen 6not shiny tho
>>59521868Turn your monitor on
post your honest opinion on Lusamine
>>59516451Used goods, Lillie came from her vagina.
>>59522595You are not the only one, a lot of people hate cucks>>59522759It's unfortunate but this tends to happen when foidslop threads go on long enough
>>59519857>>59522803Lusamine will never be a villain again. People generally aren't allowed to be bad in Pokémon games and women even less so. Only Ghetsis is allowed to be legitimately evil. He somehow got loose of Gamefreak's leash.
Her genetics are good.
>rock type trainer>uses Geodude
>>59523447>besides fairy
>Johto trainer>Only uses kantomons
>>59523428I really wish they do away with type specialists. Make Gym Leaders and E4 theme based so that there's some matchup diversity.
>>59523438>Fishermen with full team of Magikarps..
>>59523244>First gym>Rock type
Life is hierarchal
>>59524351Gen 9 is truly a product of its time. >I'm conventionally attractive, so I'm going to make myself as ugly as I can be.Being a Japanese game is the only thing that held back the doodletats and bullrings.
>>59524394Its actually a shame that her hair wasn't naturally white. When I first saw her I thought "holy shit is she related to AZ?" But no, shes just a big girl.
>>59524394>I'm conventionally attractive, so I'm going to make myself as ugly as I can be.Damn, How does it feel to be a retard who knows nothing about Japanese culture? Lmfao
>>59524416>the Spanish wrestler girl is actually a gyaruPeople like you belong in a landfill. No grave, just buried with trash and forgotten forever.
>>59524345There's so many problems with this lineup though.
WiWabros... what went so terribly wrong?...
>>59521727nothing yet
>>59521778That's never gonna happen. SV was truly the worst of the worst.
>>59521727Now that the dust has settled, what the fuck were they thinking by making the Elite 4 into 1 single battle and then having the "champion" say he'll challenge us again in the future, with a wink and gesture towards the "under construction: BATTLE FRONTIER" sign?They aren't seriously going to make the fucking ending of the game DLC???
>>59524426wtf I just joine this and there's literal CP being spammed? Am I on a fucking watch list now? That girl is seriously not a day over 10.
Beast of Reincarnation proves that Gamefreak half asses all their projects, even when allowed full creativity without the Pokemon franchise
First Anniversary Edition!Previous >>59437126>FAQ>What is this?People are turning into Pokemon in the real world. Some are having the time of their lives, and some are struggling to survive. These are their stories.>How do I join?Just start posting.>What's the lore?People and animals (and at least one tree) are changing at random in their sleep, waking up still in the real world, but now as Pokemon, and nobody knows why (that includes you. Please don't try to explain it). Just enough transformations are occurring to notably change day-to-day life without collapsing civilization. This is not the apocalypse, even if it might feel like it to some characters in the moment. Some people are more in touch with their instincts than others, and some have lost more of their humanity than others. That's about it. Avoid legendaries if possible.>What the Hell is PIPS?In many of the stories, the scientific community in-universe has begun referring to Pokemon instincts and the loss of humanity some people who transform experience as Pokémon Induced Psychosis Syndrome, or PIPS. The term is explained in more detail here: https://rentry.org/sip-concepts
>>59523662>It depends if the advisors to the people making these decisions have friends profiting from human trafficking or not.It's funny you mention this because this was going to play a key role in what I was writing.
The porn industry now that human trafficking is in a gray zone
>Work at luxury bonsai store for master artisan bonsai maker>He spends countless hours cultivating each and every bonsai>He's leaving town for a couple of days and is putting me in charge>Tells me that I don't even want to know what he'll do to me if any of the bonsai get damaged while he's gone>Open store the next day>All the shelves are empty>Some of the shelves have collapsed>Bonsly are waddling around severely dented floor>Some of them are cryingWhat do I do bros? My boss will be back in two days! Should I fake my death?
You're Mods are Powerless now.
>>59524059>fake my deathRookie move. Play into the chaos. Get a spare outfit that you wore the last time he saw you, including socks and shoes. Lay them out in the rough shape of your body as if you fell asleep while in the store. Put one of the Bonsly inside it if you want. Then just skip town. Don't commit any crimes, just let him think you turned.
what's your favorite poison type? any ideas for new poison pokemon you want to see?
>>59523511koga's girl would never
I love my asbestos flowers
post blobs
>>59524495
>the best pokemon ost
>>59523959idk the BW version seems very annoying to listen to
>>59523885...how? seems like a reasonable opinion
>>59522641https://downloads.khinsider.com/game-soundtracks/album/hey-you-pikachu-gamerip-soundtrack-n64-gamerip-1998/04.%2520Ochre%2520Woods.mp3i feel like the hey you pikachu soundtrack is pretty underrated
>>59523220Posting the nu-Mirror-B version, nah.There is way better songs in the previous gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYF8i5KBtjYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TR8wC59Y1whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQzleruvMjwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSw_KQQLTNMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAQA0DqUpl0
>>59524458i liked the normal battle and admin theme in that game, but theyre both in XD, just in the colossuemsits hard to go back to colossuem after you played XD though.. there's little point for me seeing as how much more stuff XD has. Feels like going back to black and white after playing black and white 2. i dont know. still a good game though
>power creep so bad that having a 100 attacking stat is “average” and sub-100 speed is “below average”comp Pokemon is a joke
>>59524014You are a cuckold.
>>59523652Split evo that goes full horn or full fin
>>59523670not in jail for threatening arson
>>59511240This is what a Latios killer looks like.
>>59511245it was tried, it was too fucking complicated to choose what mon is worth what points and even when thats done eventually you end up with ppl arguing x mon should be higher/lower, additionally it turns teambuilding into a fucking nightmare
Stupid ugly shitmon, only fit for Charizard to vore into extinction. Glad it got dexcut, hope it never comes back.
Alolan Rattata and Raticate are the only Pokemon who aren't in any Switch games.
>>59521257>HAHAHA my level 100 CHARIZARD is too strong for this lv 20 little piece of shit>Haha focus sash ill get him on the next turn>Endeavor? Sounds like a dumb move WHAT THE FUCK, MY HP!!>IM GONNA FUCKING KILL THIS LITTLE SHIT>QUICK ATTACK??!!! OH FUCK CHARIZARDS DEAD YOU LITTLE FUCKING RAT IM GONNA POST A VORE THREAD ON VEE PEE YOU SH
>>59521257Absolute demon in White 2 where it gets early swords dance, early double edge, flame orb to trigger guts, and eventually STAB facade to one shot everything.
>>59523957kek
>>59521257Why are animalmons always so forgettable?
It's been a bitWho wants to share the love over our beloved ice queen?
>>595209044/4It would be a nice story
>>59520577Give her red hair.
>itt
>>59523459Like yes, but I've also been holding back on the stupid boob sizes
>Discuss husbando>Worship husbando>Bully husbando>Post art, headcanons, greentext, etc.>Don't feed the trollsLast Thread: >>59448044>TQYour husbando is a plant. What sort of plant is he? Is he useful, edible or just for aesthetic, is he a potted plant or an ecosystem destroying invasive species?
my husbandos are so cute...
>>59522452With few exceptions I'm so glad the husbando tax is a fraction of the waifu tax for cards.>>59520021>TQI suppose I could be REALLY boring and say the sakaki tree for Giovanni since his name in Japanese is Sakaki. The tree is used for Shinto rituals/offerings and I think I remember reading that the tree's branches and leaves look like the Earth badge, so Japanese players likely knew who the 8th gym leader was before the reveal.
my beautiful prince with a disorder
I like hearing about he plants that the men are named after.
>tfw no hilda gf
>>59521487Fuck off 3DPD
>>59522851Hes clearly talking about the makeup being used in a way that makes her eyes look bigger like an anime characters
>>59523245No he's clearly talking about the eye color, retard. Don't put words in someone else's mouth.
>>59523324My bad. I thought >>59522851 was in response to >>59522828
I know literally only one girl who decided to insert an air compressor up her butt unprompted.
Absolute Cinema
>>59524185>be grateful that they made sloppa goy
what was it about the pokémon movies that made them unsuccessful compared to every other media project anyway>they were shitthis has applied to most pokémon projects for longer than not so that isn't the reason
>>59524215All of the 2010s movies were pure unmitigated slops. The previous ones were alright or decent, but they were done during the post-Pokémania era. By the time some popularity returned with XY, most of the movie staff had lost their touch or got replaced with newbies who didn't know what they were doing. Even the aesthetic from the older movies were gone.
>>59524215They started off as big things that actually felt like they justified being a movie. Eventually they degraded to just feeling like an extended episode of the anime starring a legendary. Any attempt at trying something different was just rehashingvthe first movie or the first season
>>59524093>broccolihead who wasn't even alive for the first movie thinks he knows anything about Pokemon
