Whatever your weight is, that's the Pokedex # of the Pokemon you turn into tomorrow
>>56099403i knew being a fat fuck would pay off
>>56110071>I weigh the same as lando-iman, I gotta get on that genie workout plan
>>56099403I already live in Florida so I'm okay with this.
On any other platform, I'd point out how this is a data harvesting scheme, but we're on 4chan.In LBs? I'm a Girafrig.KGs? Going by every RDex, I'm either Gastly, Ditto, Doduo, Bonsly, Sawsbuck(my favorite)/Vaporeon, Pangoro/Golurk/Weavile (also fans of the first two,) Gyrados/Khangaskhan/Panchum/Murkrow/Mandibuzz/Alomomola, Natu, Carnivine, Carkoal, and Hatenna.Of Pokémon that share my weight, Okidogi is closest, but I prefer Sawsbuck which is just a bit heavier than me by like... .5 lbs.
>>56102780Did they just give up?
>current OP count: 102>threads since counter: 105Previous thread:>>56049207Rusefox GF pastebin:https://pastebin.com/G0tjqZa5Zoroark Mom & Blind Son write.as:https://write.as/fp2c00lqrtc12ehy.mdZoroark GF stuff (bouts of high horny, lewds not shown)https://write.as/m5g64340lxjug2dp.mdComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>56112701love katahane's Zoroark
>>56112280>this is the creature that without question owns your penis
>>56112280>>56113196>"Well, son, I've got bad news.">"Your zoroark has head lice, no doubt about it.">"All that running through the forest probably gave her it.">"Not surprising, given the long hair and all that.">"First, keep her away from yourself and other pokemon. Especially other zoroark.">"Yeah, I know, she seemed like the affectionate type.">"No hugging, no nuzzling. Nothing.">"Second, this medicine should help.">"Third... and she's not gonna like this...">"We're gonna cut that hair.">"Hold on, let me grab the raz-"
>It wraps its ribbonlike feelers around the arm of its beloved Trainer and walks with him or her.Canon waifumon
>>56110075I want to have sex with your pic related
>>56113265>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_nHdUimSi8
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon petting, Flareon is the most compatible Pokémon for AAAAAAAAAAH MY HANDS! MY HANDS! IT BURNS! IT'S NOT A FLUFFY MONSTER! IT'S A CREATURE THAT CAN REACH A TEMPERATURE OF 898ºC
>>56112245Thanks for catching it, anon! Didn't realize it would go to 10 so quickly. Were there a bunch of spam threads or something
>>56113267Don't know, didn't pay attention. It was probably the usual schizo shit though.
Which game was it? Did you succeed?
>>56112250I've never done a challenge run because I'm not autistic or gay
>>56112402>pokemon player>not autisticpick one
Yes, it's just beating the game normally after you acquire shinies. The only challenge is maintaining your patience for 500+ hours total just for a team you would normally run anyway.
>>56112250I've done a few runs off shinies only, but I hacked those little niglets in son, I got money to make smdh.I watched Pointcrow's shiny HGSS run though and that was pretty fire ngl
>Austism>Eceleb>Shiny hunterThis is everything I hate about this series' fans.
Can we get some love for Lumineon?
>>56109172This feels like such a random mash-up of Pokemon and Mario Kart... but... I'd still play it, lol.
Lumineon is so _____
N edition>What are you running?>How are you running it?>How's your run going?>Are you doing a weird ruleset? And if so, what is it?>/nuz/ resourcesMostly outdated, but if I add something new it will have (Updated) somewhere in it. Let me know if there's something that needs updated if you have something to replace it with.>Nuzlocke infohttps://pastebin.com/8b3rHGuX>Nuzlocke generatorhttps://nuzlocke-generator.herokuapp.com/http://nuzlocke-generator.com/>Guide to running the generator locallyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>56102866>>56108619After our unfortunate roster, we have now reached the last two challenges. Giovanni and the Pokemon League. After sadly losing Chowder the Snorlax and Toulouse the Persian, we have settled on a new and complete core.>Dodrio-Kiwi(Lv.42)>Primeape-Sari(Lv.42)>Vileplume-Shemage(Lv.43)>Jolteon-Hayai(Lv.43)>Charizard-Giza(Lv.44)>Lapras-Freight(Lv.44)
>>56096743Anyone try that Yellow Legacy romhack that's always popping up on Youtube?Haven't done any Gen 1 games in over a decade.
This is my team so far. What do you all think?So far as of today, I grinded my pokemon and I beat the second gym leader Roxie. Sparkplug was able to defeat all two of her pokemon by paralyzing them with Thunder Wave and she was no problem. After becoming a film star and dealing with Team Plasma in Virbank city, I took a boat to Castelia city. I tried to catch a Zubat in Castelia sewers but my rival defeated both two Zubats before I could catch one. I was able to catch a Pidove though in Castelia park, I named him Birdie.Any advice for the next gym leader Burgh? I'm assuming his Leavanny should be no problem now that I have Pidove.
I forget to mention that I lost Alvin to a trainers Eevee.
>>56110623sounds like a solid plan ty. and yeah I don't really have a set up sweeper right now. but I did grind out BP on the Pwt to get brick break on emboar, so that should help with kyurem and hydreigon hopefully. guess I will see how it goes tonight, this I've always heard is one of the hardest nuzlocke fights.wait, is the 8th gym before or after Ghetsis in bw2? haven't played this in ages
Did someone say Joltik?
>>56109717Judging by how tired that Pikachu looks, my guess is that Joltik's been snacking!
its her day bros
>>56111657I like this image, it is bleak and interesting. I don't know who the artist is, but hearing their rape fetish recontextualizes the depicted atmosphere. It makes the scene uncomfortable.
>>56112186Well yeah, it supposed to seem uncanny, that's what I like about it, this image is not strictly tied to rape visually and gives room for imagination, allowing you to deduce story by yourself. This one is more forward, but still could has some room for interpretation. Artist is ~GayPornAficionado and seems to have some hateboner for Braixen.
Smogon tier changes for July
>>56106797>60/80/60 bulk on a type with 6 weaknesses (way more fragile than Rampardos)>70 Speed (only 12 more speed than Rampardos)Frankly no one should be surprised by this. At least Virizion has a good speed tier and bulk. All Breloom had was Spore and Technician (which only works with incredibly low BP moves). It’s a shitmon without Spore.
>>56113019>SamuGOD used Razor Shell!
GODganacl mogs.
>>56113226Uh oh
>>56113237*switches in for free, sets up Iron Defense, and spams Body Press until victory*gggggggggggggez
Why did you do it /vp/ ?
>>56064508SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!!………. I got better……
>>56113170>multiple headsI just don't know. Would you have one mind, or would they be "independent" and compete for control over your body? If the former, they would be effectively like extra arms, but instead of grabbing things you can see and eat and bite...>FalinksI choose to believe you'd become one of them and have to find the rest of the squad.>spoilerI was thinking something like Klefki. Your body twisting into a metallic ring with random keys dangling from it? I think I'll passChandelure more like a creature with limbs at least... Kind of
>>56113289Chandelure is*
he turns himself into a pokemonfunniest shit I've ever seen
>>56113192No way
Nona Issue EditionPrevious Thread: >>56035913FAQ: https://pastebin.com/MypNBzca
I'm not seeing any tcg related youtube content in my featured or recommendations list. Seems like a you problem, anon.
>>56111562I only watch TwiceBakedJake because he's just onions, not a hypebeast.
will we ever get a decent Gengar card again?
girlfriends :)
>>56112645magmortar looks too much like a clown
Post Roxie and her huge forehead
>>56112431R
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>>56112416Sex hair...
Don't you have lolcows to laugh at on the farms, luigimanslave?
>>56110291They sleep on the goat...
the game itself was pretty good (much better than the rest of the slop on the switch at least) but the lack of any form of discussion about this game on any website make it look like not many people outside of shinyautists actually played it.
>>56113182I was never wondering that. If you were literate you'd have known that.
>>56113201> he doesn't know how to use per capita statsSub 60 IQ mongrel detected
>>56112374Is this your first time here? Haven't you noticed no one talks about ANY game? There is no discussion about any pokemon game. It's all waifu threads, threads about specific pokemons, ragebait, baits, and that's it.No one talks about PLA like no one talks about any gen.
Why the fuck can porygon not learn Conversion in this game?
>>56113275Maybe tgey rotated it out for REAL nigga attack, like Tackle
So, do you think ZA will feature an antagonist/final boss just as powerful as him? I personally doubt it since kaloskids arent ready to face any form of chalenge in their videogames.
>>56112987He'll be the post-game super boss with his Mega-Garchomp and resurrected 'Tina.
>>56112987>pokemon>challengeDon't forget your helmet.
>>56112987I hope it'll be a hot female Sycamore or something.
>>56112995What up with kalosperm being obssesed with scat humor? Must be a french thing.
>>56112987The only viable option for this role:
