Family Reunion EditionPrevious thread: >>58756276Archived threads: https://archive.palanq.win/vp/search/subject/eevee-friday/
>>58791658>"You seriously think you can get rid of ME?"
>>58790110Thank you, I've been fine. Especially with Espeon by my side.
It's time.
I'm a real Dendraphile if you get what I mean.
>>58787253>It's like Gamefreak makes the hottest woman but just likes give them the least amount of screentime as possibleI've been gooning to Kahili for nearly ten years now, you only know a fraction of my pain
>>58790832I know her typeI had a shortstack brown muscle girl gf and best case she had some stubbleI had to break up with her though, she wasn't very nice to me and also snored and farted a lot
>Women cannot have muscles. I don't get it
Does this bitch have a single pic where she isn't drenched in sweat?
If you had a humanoid pokemon like meowscarada/gardevoir/etc, would you let it sleep in your bed with you? Or would you make it sleep on the floor?
>>58791086It probably doesn't care, and the only reason Meowscarada wants to sit at the table is because the species is clingy towards their trainers.
>>58791118That just shows that Meowscarada has the will to power required to rise above the other Pokemon. Either this or the Meowscarada line is in league with a form of toxoplasmosis.
>>58791086Lucario is an empty golem just like Roy
>>58790894>Goodra>in bedThat can't be good, for the bedAt least the Hisuian has its own bed
>>58789403You'd have no say in the matter
what complications would you have caring for your favorite pokemon within your real life home and lifestyle?
Them existing and retaining their full compliment of abilities while also being subject to the fundamental laws of the universe in my "real home and lifestyle".
Heliolisk: Electric BillAurorus: too fucking hot where I live for it (and it is too big)Applin Line: not much actually, would experiment with different fruit to see if I can trigger more evosPinsir: I uh... I think the violence and horns are metal as fuck but that thing especially if it is at the very least is friendly to me is a walking lawsuit with everyone else, or worse a homicideAggron: Ignoring the weight, my god feeding it would be a nightmare both on my back and walletYanmega: Property damage + personal damage + Lawsuits just from it flying...
I'll do my top 3:>Unown KWould be very unobtrusive. As far as I can tell, Unown don't need to eat, drink, poop, be bathed, or really anything. And they're not very loud and don't have extreme powers, so me and the homie should be straight chillin'. Only concern is that he's small enough to perhaps get stuck or lost in places, so I'll have to keep an eye on him if we go out. And he might interfere with nearby radio signals.>PersianA big cat means a big litter box, but as long as he can be trained not to scratch the furniture, we should be good. >TyphlosionThis is the only one that might cause problems. Beyond the obvious fire risk, mustelids typically don't smell good and are very destructive and messy. He would have to be well-trained, or else I might be better off just admiring Typhlosions from a distance and not actually owning one.
He won't stop stealing my spoons.
>>58791252excluding the ones that are too big or else I'd hit character limit since 90% of my favorites are larger than humans, i don't think "it won't fit through doors" repeated til character limit is an interesting post>sandslash, either formthey're insectivores and I don't have bug problems frequently where I live but I guess I could just buy bags of mealworms/crickets/etc from pet stores>dragapultdepends on whether it being ghost type means it can phase through walls or not. if it can then no issues>alolan ninetalesheating bills through the roof, could use an ability capsule to turn off snow warning but wtf is the point of having a an alolan ninetales without snow warning>gastrodonprobably fine; my home's pretty close to the water and it's kinda marshy where I live (as in I can walk like 100 feet outside my house's back door and enter wetland)>blazikenthey're on average only slightly taller than me so I can make things work>staraptor, archeops, samurott, hawlucha, excadrilllikely fine due to reasonable size, for the birds my room does have quite a large window I can open to let them in
ZA made me love this lil dude
>people will make thread like this about mega feraligatr in a year or twothink about this
>>58745703the US women in question:
Me on the left.
>day after Christmas>no Gardevoir threadLets fix that. I mean she's already christmas colored anyway
>>58781337
*Blocks you're path*
>gardevoirs and humans are equals!>same gardevoir at home
Me on the right, caught stealing.
Hopefully with less sperging about whether or not she's a lesbian.
>>58774751I still have no idea how and why Canari got so popular when she's Iono 2.0 (other than her cursing).
>>58789489Pokemon fans need very little to latch onto. Even if a character is good, they'll only like them for the wrong reasons. Remember that Iono's popularity jumpstarted from nothing more than her reveal, and that was enough to propel her over 90% of anything else the series has ever produced. Canari has more story moments to her and the funny bits like her cursing or having her own merch line, as well as being way more of a gamer girl type and the yuri shipping with Gwynn make sense for reasons why people would like her, but the bulk of the real reason is people just jacking off to her and maybe using the streamer trait as a backdrop for the porn.
>>58774751>JacintheJacinthe is popular? She's fucking annoying and by far the worst Z-A girl.
>>58791393Relative to the cast she seems popular enough but your guess for the reason is as good as mine honestly. Pokemon fans will pick and choose what bothers them. Taunie trapping you in debt slavery is bad, but Jacinthe trapping Lebanne in slavery is okay. I think people like the toxic yuri aspect as a foil to the wholesome Canari/Gwynn but idk, I feel like Lebanne actually just hates Jacinthe and genuinely wants to get away from her on her own terms.
CARMINE
>>58791136I think that anon was going to post that in another thread
Glad Gen 9 is almost over
>>58790657
>>587912943>6>1>2>5>4
>>58791120me stroking her hair
honest thoughts on hoenn dragons (non legend)
I thought Flygon had big bug eyes as a kid and liked it a lot that way. Learning they're just goggles killed a lot of my interest
>>58789346Antlion Larvae has huge body and small head. Trapinch does that in reverse
Always thought Salamence looked pretty cool.
>>58786121It’s amazing that they all got megas. Imagine everything of a type for a gen all got megas. It’s kind of mind blowing.
Seems fake t b h
Did I fix his design?
>>58789260the problem with making so many normal types fairy is that NORMAL types are (were) supposed to look NORMAL and mundane compared to other types.
>>58789464>>58789457Both of these
>>58789260
>>58791453in general, give wings fairy aura mist around them, turn them transparent pink, and give him sparkling star on belly, tail is whatever
>>58789260Misses the acorn theme
Just want to make passionate love with her anons.
>>58790969you boys can plap her pussy, ill take her sqeaky clean feet and pristine and tender toes
>>58791133Never underestimate the power of a sexy child in sukumizu. Real men get it.
>>58791108>Every Lana alt still has her wearing sandalsThey know what she's about, those devious bastards
>>58791108Lana is the only thing that's not ugly in the entire pic
>>58790969Lana opens her legs only for hot handsome swimmers.
Diamond snow editionPrevious thread: >>58723017
>>58790002victory sign kiki selfie...
>>58791369What's gotten him so wayawaya...
>>58791542I asked him if we could hold hands
>>58791020Walked right into that one.>>58791547If that's the way he reacts, I can't imagine how he'll react to any other request one might have... or rather, I can, and it's just as adorably flustered
Welcome Back Gregor Samsa EditionContinuing the 'I Woke up as a Pokemon, So What?' AUPrevious Thread: >>58709286
Alright, now that I've read the rest, my thoughts>Post 1Why was fastidious in quotes? Unlike the physical descriptions of the odd biology of Meowscarada, it doesn't deserving of scare quotes.Meowscapone? Meowscarada doesn't really give me an Alcapone-gangster vibe.>Post 2Yeah, a bit of a description of his behavior before making the connection to the term "stroker" probably would've been better. I kept looking up variations of "gambling stroker" and got nothing. It's cool to see the term, but I wonder where you learned it.Thankfully, you get across how annoying this guy is.>Post 3Yeah, definitely a guy alright. He's got a sleazy charisma to him, the type that makes him somewhat entertaining to watch, but man, definitely not the guy you want to be interacting with.Overall, pretty good. Wish I could've given you more praise, because I feel like this isn't enough, but I just can't think of what else to comment.
>>58791487>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MascarponeJust one of the first words I could think of that an average person would know and jump to if they didn’t actually read the name tag. Same thing with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mascarahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_craps_terms#SI wasn’t sure how to balance the customer’s annoying gambling habits with the Pokémon stuff people actually come here for. I could probably fill it out more as I rushed it a bit writing late last night. The whole thing is, again, based on a true story. I could link the video if you want, but it would expose me for the hack plagiarist writer I am.Thank you for the comments! If you think it’d be interesting, I might flesh it out a bit more for the Rentry version.
>>58791571>Mascarpone and MascaraI feel embarrassed not to have come to that obvious conclusion.>Stroker sourceHuh, weird that it didn't come up with searches such as 'gambling "stroker"'.Anyways, it wouldn't hurt to flesh it out some. I don't think it's necessary, but it's not like you've got 17k words there.
>>58791571If you’ve got more ideas for it I’d like to read it.
>5,288 wordsYou know, I thought this would be the shortest chapter and wouldn't clock in above 2,000.I'm now concerned I might have to split this chapter too, or cut details. We'll see if I overcorrected with the detail, I guess.
Most Beautiful Designed Pokémon!
Never have I ever been so glad that a Pokemon has such utter unusable stats and useless abilities
>>58790770But le games are le easy haven't you le watch all le copy-and-pasterino videos on le CuckTuberino where le CuckTuber beats LE UNDEFEATED CHAMPION LEON with le wholesome heckin' Magikarp???
>>58788367That's you
Me on the right, atop Rapidash's mane.
>gets regional form>still shit>meanwhile all the good mons are uggosWhy does Game Freak hate beautiful Pokemon?
