>Invalidates Psychic-type>Nerfs Bug-type even more>Becomes more overpowered than Dragon ever wasWhat an awful addition this was in hindsight.
>>58278315Ghost has been getting pretty damn annoying lately too. The only thing holding it back is that the best that most things get is Shadow Ball, but when they get anything stronger it's god damn horrifying, especially since Dark and Normal are nowhere near as good defensively as Steel is.
>>58278544rage fist is actually ludicrous
>>58276584duh he's retarded, don't respond to yawnfag
>>58278624>thinks indeedee is fairy type>calls others retardslmao
>>58278625shut up, yawnfag
My Kirlia is getting too attached to me (29m)What do?
>>58277571>>58277574he's a cunnysseur.thicc lolis are the best kind, like Roll.
>>58277661I think salt is more water or steel vulnerability.pollution works pretty good at repelling and weakening them though.
>>58278311By me
Sour EditionPrevious Thread: >>58239460Old threads: https://archive.palanq.win/vp/search/subject/Eevee%20Friday/page/1/
>They look very human>They behave human>They have human skin/dress>Most of them have human level intelligence.We use gardevoirs for battling and hugging.But are they also made for Human intercourse?I mean, if put a lady and gardevoir next to each, i'd say they're similar until one starts talking.If it is the case and they do cross mating with humans, do they have human genitals ?Can they endure human cock ?Most gardevoirs are also very flat so a 6 inches penetration must feel godly in a gardevoir's body.Does some gardevoirs have their own distinct boobs, if not slightly bigger than the average woman due to good gene selection amongst gardevoirs ?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I honestly find it funny how many Gardevoir fans and fanartists treat the "helmet" as hair when it's never really been portrayed like hair. It's always shown as a fairly solid object, and in terms of animation it almost always moves like it has the consistency of cartilage (aka solid and shaped but somewhat malleable), and just has an outward skin texture that is mostly flat but slightly textured to be lined like hair.I feel like that also fits the idea of them being frail. The "helmet" effectively being a natural helmet made of cartilage that evolved to roughly mimic the shape and texture of human hair due to interactions with humans.And yet whenever I tell people this they say it's gross from an anatomy perspective or are just pissed off I prefer it over the hair thing
>>58274158THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>58277020It has hair texture in Pokken
>PLAP PLAP PLAPGET EGGNENT! GET EGGNENT! GET EGGNENT!
i just wish she was easier to draw.>draw pornstar body>draw slim body>it doesnt matter>but what the fuck is that head
A thread where we worship and show our love for our PokeGoddesses.Kneel, worship, obey.
>>58278306mmmmmmppphhhh!!
>¿quiere mi lechita papi chulo?Don't fall for this, they're evil succubi
>>58278306wow
>>58278628I need to get ruined by women...
Anons failed to protect Dawn EditionThe general for all things Dawn/Hikari/Akari/Platinum/Mitsumi.>Dawn Visual Novel by Anonhttps://vnanon.itch.io/a-new-dawnhttps://vndb.org/v31788Walkthrough: https://rentry.org/anewdawnwalkthrough1_0>VN Extrahttps://vnanon.itch.io/a-new-dawn/devlog/446571/5-minute-morning>Dawn Screencaps and Scanshttps://pastebin.com/bLPq22Yrhttps://pastebin.com/ZcpQqYi4Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>58278085Based
Remember when every thread felt different? Now every thread is like Groundhog Day.
ITT: Pokémon that aren’t the size you imagined they were.I used to think that Meganium was one of the largest starters because it’s based on a Sauropod, but it’s actually a bit of a monlet. It’s funny seeing how dwarfed it is by Lapras.
>>58270413Klinklang being only 2 feet tall still fucks me upIts sprite looked so big in B&W, I thought it was like at least like 4 feet
>>58278602Yeah the main Klink is not changing size at all. Unlike Magneton.
>>58278609Oh, I know thatThat's something I actually really like about the Klink line is that its size is consistent when it evolves since it's just getting more things added to it like some kind of toy
>>58278614Yeah from simple machine it becames propper gear train.
>>58278592>>58278598I'm amused my headcanon is fairly in-line when it comes to the birds. I'm just basing sizes on personal vibes/impression. Their Ghost-Types are all way too fucking big. Their Monster-Types are all way too fucking small. Colour-coding based on typing so the silhouettes pop out more and then giving the 1st to 3rd stages progressively darker tones is a great design detail.
Do you ever think about how some Pokémon, if they could talk and think like humans, could just join society as if they used to be one?Lucario and Zoroark are easy examples, but other mons like a Machamp or a Decidueye, for example could probably pull it off too.
>>58276955>>58277324Ohhhh snap, we got a spook!ruse on our hands! (either that or she knows how to illusion convincing fake credentials, which I guess is possible, but feels more unlikely to me) Of course copanon was the first to notice while his partner fumes obliviously. Copanon my GOAT.Though unrealistic, everybody refusing to talk about the wider implications because they're blindingly obvious is pretty damn funny.Since this is now the second ruse wanting to approach protag for help (I'm guessing that's her angle at any rate, given how nervous she is. I think if she was doing more stereotypical G-Man things like trying to recruit protag to the secret government Pokeprogram or whatever she'd be more confident), my headcanon is now that in addition to whatever their surface motivation, they're also just unconsciously drawn to being topped by natural justiciars, like Lucario and the Swords of Justice. It's their natural place in the world, y'know?
>>58278141Could be a Mew.
>>58278160I'd presume Ditto and Mew wouldn't have the lip syncing problem, since they're actually physically transforming their mouths, vocal chords, etc.
>>58277324>Agent Scully, but she’s secretly a ZoroarkWhoa momma!
>>58277324She could just be a great ventriloquist
This is basically the real thing.
>>58276166This is stupid
>>58276268I think it's because /vp/ is riddled with mentally ill projectionists.
>>58276166It really is just Feraligatr with a generic Dragon skull slapped on it (and mores spikes because Mega). The idea behind the design isn't that bad but it is executed poorly.
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>>58278136>no, it am DIFFEWENT retarded monkey gobshiteAnd again no cunt has the required level of detail that's inherent to Game Freak's work. Hence whyu I eagerly look forward to the stupid looking mess, to laugh at tototards who thought they got "chosen" (in a game where Greninja ALSO appears).
she's so cute bros...
>>58276989Wizard Lana is over powered as fuck. Nerf immediately!
>>58276989>>58278108GFD Lana, why do you look so cute, even when you're trolling?
Lana is so cute
>>58276989>>58278108Then gandalf the cute gandalf the funnyAnd Mina and Hapu's black cunnyAnd Lillie, Lusamine and WickeProfessor Burnet, Mallow and KahiliAnabel, Plumeria, Selene and AcerolaTapu Lele, Tapu Fini, every girl in AlolaTotem Salazzle and female PrimarinaMareanie, Magearna, Pheromosa and TsareenaAll came out of nowhere lightning fastAnd they fucked OP in his virgin assIt was the bloodiest orgy that the world ever sawWith anons looking on in total aweComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Pretty much every single criticism of this game that I've seen is something that I would've never noticed while playing, in comparison to other Pokemon games where there's always that one major flaw that plagues the entire run. Hell, all the main criticisms of this game are points that I think it does a lot better than other games in the series.>DifficultyAlthough not perfect, it had the right idea. It is true that a lot of the gyms get steamrolled and the EXP Share is overtuned, but in Sky Battles, Inverse Battles, Restaurant Battles I have to use actual strategy, and the game has plenty of challenge in the postgame thanks to the Battle Institute and all the different formats in the Battle Maison where I have to use actual strategies instead of spamming the strongest attack.>Kanto panderingThis one I just don't get at all. I have a completely different team full of Pokemon from different gens every time I play through XY. You get a ton of options even before the first gym, and you're still finding new Pokemon at the end of the game. All the Kanto Pokemon handed to you are completely optional to use.>No postgameNo, not really. First you get the Looker storyline, which is a few hours of extra story content, then you have multiple battle facilities such as Sushi High Roller, Battle Institute, and Battle Maison which easily have hundreds of hours worth of replayability.>3D PokemonI just don't see how this is a bad thing. The Pokemon are more faithful to the source material than before, and they have way more expressive animations that are context specific based on what's happening to make them way more lifelike than the sprites ever came close to.Anyway, why exactly is this game hated nowadays? It's not perfect, but I personally think it's the closest we've ever gotten to a perfect Pokemon game, and I've played them all.Previous thread: >>58270751
>>58278516>>58278616>>58278527Stupid
>>58278516Ur rarted u no
>>58278527はい
>>58278516tsmt
Why does this exist?
what's the longest youve played a pokemon content?
>>58278319Crazy how good water is despite being such a "regular" type unlike dragon, steel, or fairy
Voltorb flip for 10 hours straight when i last played soulsilver because it was the least painful part of playing soulsilver
>>58278231Is analprobopass really that bad? Not surprised, I’ve never met anyone who doesn’t hate it, but it’s funny it’s a complete shit on too.
>>58278359rock/steel is a death sentence
>>58278231This tier list would be more accurate if it ranked individual sets. Gyarados1 for example is shit, but the other 3 sets are incredible.
>Discuss husbando>Worship husbando>Bully husbando>Post art, headcanons, greentext, etc.Previous Thread: >>58220900TQHow does your husbando handle stress? Is he the anxious type and often stressing about things or is he pretty chill.
>>58277977Volo would rape you because he sees you as his propertyHe wants to own god so there's no reason he wouldn't view your entire existence as belonging to him
>>58278027Sounds like a good time
I want to nakadashi this edgy passive-aggressive piece of shit faggot's ass so hard.I want this closeted homo to cosplay as Arezu, as he get gaped by a Typhlosion, while his shitty father watches the whole ritual till his failure of a son gets all his holes filled by fire ferret cum, while he questions himself: "what the fuck my son become like this?", just seconds before asking for his Persian to end his misery by biting and chewing his neck.My Flaaffy (male) and my Geobitch raped his team before entering Ilex Forest 15 minutes ago
>>58278201Hot
I find it extremely funny and weird that you put him in Arezu cosplay as if it were an humiliating thing but if you look at Arezu her clothes are plain, boring and not very sexualized, even if her and Silver vaguely look alike.
A thread for the creation and discussion of fan fiction and other fanworks - anything that involves a story and/or reading. What've you been reading? What've you been writing? What would you like to see more of?>Thread question:What niche character in fics instantly improves a chapter for you when they appear?>Previous thread:>>58228579
>>58278268>You are just a toad trying to devour a swan!
>>58278387>Since nobody would dare escalateI really don't know why this is still a thing, even in the gacha Volo attacked Cynthia directly
>>58278097Pretty sure it is, just skimming the first couple of chapters makes me think it is partially written by AI.
>>58278514how do you detect AI in fics?
>>58278162They don't have to be.Qi and Mana are harder to make distinct from each other but they're generally understood as a sort of omnipresent power that exists in everything and can take on myriad flavors. Type Energy can be interpreted as just that, a flavor of Qi or Mana.Infinite Energy is something exclusively pokemon have, so it's either a specific flavor of Qi/Mana or it's some distinct power.And Aura can be whatever the fuck you want it to be.
>2025>I am forgotten
>>58278479Jynx would never be a franchise darling, but its been confirmed that Jynx was supposed to get a mega but didn't for a stupid reason, Jynx is literally why Flygonfags think Flygon is. And the fact that Jynx was considered valuable enough to get a mega raises the question as to what other stuff Game Freak wanted to give it but were cowardly to do so. The kicker is no black person who's familiar with Pokemon would have earnestly been offended by Jynx get a mega. The only people who would try to bring back the controversy would have been Gen Alphaggots who to brain rotten narcissists who are incapable of genuinely enjoy anything except smelling their own farts and ruining things, as well as false flagging racists. If Game Freak is so fragile that the mere mention of a single article makes them overact, you'd think they'd put more effort into their fucking games instead of writing pedo porn, cutting pokemon, and making lame excuses.
>>58278479>dewgong/seaking/golduck/fearowI can see Golduck eventually getting something, maybe it will have a Mega in the Z-A DLC. Psyduck is the favorite Pokemon of Masuda and its line is found in every single regional dex. But yeah the others 3 are too unpopular to ever get anything, they perfectly know which mon are disliked or ignored by the consumers.
>>58278529>But yeah the others 3 are too unpopular to ever get anythingI don't actually know if this is true. Dewgong is the flimsiest but Seaking and Fearow have somewhat iconic pre-evos. Ironically we know that Dewgong almost got a regional in SM.Also while i shit on Fearow, Fearow has weirdly consistent media appearances.
>>58278334>it's always creepy vore or mind control shitNo...?
>>58273767the peanut dragon looks like a worse breloom im glad its not in.
