AHAHAH THIS IS SO FUCKING AWFUL
>>59329211so Scorbunny line leak set was fake
>>59329698Bingo. LEGO advertised it as some kind of technological wonder, while in reality you can only put so much tech in such a small space. It tries to be everything, yet cannot do anything properly. It's such a shitshow, that even the Smart Tags don't have the original Star Wars soundtracks or songs on them.
>>59329838Nope, Scorbunny, Eevee evolution pack, Riolu and Croagunk are supposed to be 2027 sets, their set listing just leaked earlier
https://youtu.be/VyN8RzQsTwM?is=bopcf0ZVcsr4gsaF
>>59329623>golden NanabThen they would have chosen Pearl Gold for the color. They probably went for an ordinary banana.The Belue Berry would have needed an additional sphere on top of it (picrel)>>59329850>those sticc legs
Oran Berry Edition.
>>59329179No just a dude who likes Delphox>>59329186Yeah all those other poses require some flexibility that I dont have
The hate runneth over editionPrevious >>59195674>FAQ>What is this?People are turning into Pokemon in the real world. Some are having the time of their lives, and some are struggling to survive. These are their stories.>How do I join?Just start posting.>What's the lore?People and animals (and at least one tree) are changing at random in their sleep, waking up still in the real world, but now as Pokemon, and nobody knows why (that includes you. Please don't try to explain it). Just enough transformations are occurring to notably change day-to-day life without collapsing civilization. This is not the apocalypse, even if it might feel like it to some characters in the moment. Some people are more in touch with their instincts than others, and some have lost more of their humanity than others. That's about it. Avoid legendaries if possible.>What the Hell is PIPS?In many of the stories, the scientific community in-universe has begun referring to Pokemon instincts and the loss of humanity some people who transform experience as Pokémon Induced Psychosis Syndrome, or PIPS. The term is explained in more detail here: https://rentry.org/sip-concepts
another question to consider: would pokemon merch lose value since well, now they are real, would it be banned in general or would nobody give a shit? would society drastically change?also, were do we stand with abilities, attacks, items, etc?
>>59328295>also, were do we stand with abilities, attacks, items, etcPower levels are at pretty reasonable levels in the bigger stories, and they should stay that way. Having pokemon do some of the DBZ-level nonsense the pokedex entries and move descriptions say they can do means things get absurd fast.The New Police Animals mentions oran berries, I think. That's about it as far as 'items' go. No luxuries of teleportation and pokeballs or whatever. Real world, present day, actual tech is the setting.
>>59328263>inb4 eating those foods actually immunizes you against transforming into those pokemon
>>59328482>It does nothing>But between the people who do not want to transform and the people who do, consumption patterns have become incomprehensible>The branded merch is soon dumped just to avoid the headaches
>>59328295Part of the appeal for a lot of toys for kids (soldiers, princesses, doctors etc.) is the kids wanting to become those things when they grow up.
Fossil Fever EditionWhat is Pokémon Sleep?Pokémon Sleep is a sleep tracking app that utilizes your smartphone and/or the Pokémon Go Plus + device to record data as you sleep. In doing so, you'll be able to meet a variety of Pokémon and fill out your Sleep Style Dex.Be sure to post your Research ID so that you can add and share candy with fellow Anons. We are currently locked at 50 friends.FAQ:>How do Shinies work?If you encounter a shiny Pokémon, a single Poké Biscuit will auto-befriend it.>What should I spend my diamonds on?Expanding your ingredient pockets, item pockets and Pokémon box. Long term you’ll want to max out ingredient pockets, everything else is up to what's convenient for you.>When should I use my items?When you have a good grasp of the game mechanics. You may want to save up Recovery Incenses for event missions.>What should I spend my sleep points on?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>59327697Skill types that also want BFS are real finnicky. Like those are all great skills individually, but I also feel that set isn't particularly good for Noivern, or a Berry Burst Pokemon if it were one. Still leagues above most other rolls though.
Would it make a good Umbreon
>>59328872It would make a good anything really, if you want to fill in a type that helps with team composition. That particularly applies to Espeon, Jolteon, Flareon, and Vaporeon, since they can factor into Cresselia, Raikou, Entei, and Suicune teams.Umbreon is one of the worst skill specialists in the game, since they initially gave it Charge Energy S, a main skill exclusively useful for berry or ingredient specialists.They updated it to sometimes throw in an extra energizing cheer, but it activates half of the time and only replenishes half the energy of its main effect.A baseline level 60 Umbreon gets at least 5 skill procs a day, but uses them to replenish its own energy. It keeps itself charged well, but doesn't help the rest of the team much at all.As part of a theoretical all-dark type Darkrai team, it's always the weak link. and is easily replaced by a strong E4E healer that has to contend with its energy being sapped by Darkrai's main skill.Unlike the other special Pokémon, adding Pokémon with matching types only negates a penalty, as opposed to improving the effectiveness of the special Pokémon's main skill.
>>59328872Jolteon
Jumbo boy any good?
another year, another record just consoom
>>59326919it was a combination of the series stagnating, smartphones, yokai watch, and nintendo releasing flop consolesi really wonder what a pokemon go-less world would look like, pokemon would probably still be doing better than ever just because of the switch effect, but still
>>59327613No. The global generation(s) that grew up playing Pokemon became independent consumers with strong brand loyalty. They acquired a purchasing power they did not have in the 2000s or even early 2010s, as well as a sentimental attachment to the brand. Observe how the Champion apparel brand got briefly revived a couple decades out from its last relevance: spending adults' childhood nostalgia.
>>59326604>>59327851The graph tells the story of monetization.The Pokemon Company has increasingly heavily monetized the brand in any area possible, essentially rivalling the level done during the first Pokemania, but without fanfare and headlines announcing it. Why? Because Pokemon has become embedded in the Earthling cultural DNA to such an extent that interest in Pokemon is an unspoken assumed default one deviates from, and its popularity and success and presence and ubiquity more or less expected or even welcomed rather than questioned or even acknowledged at all.
>>59328420Your first clause is bullshit and caused me to stop reading the whole post, considering the series is still stagnant and yet evidentally more profitable than ever. You need to do more thinking and come up with a more sensible narrative to believe in and propagate.
>>59326617It's cardboard crypto
Come here for talk about all things Pokémon Mystery Dungeon.Previous thread: https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/thread/59221035/ >>59221035Romhacks Overview/Reviews: https://rentry.org/pmdglphPMD Fan Fiction Archive: https://rentry.org/pmdg-ffarchivePMD Guides: https://pastebin.com/Dbq61R5uExplorers of Sky Romhacking Guide: https://rentry.org/skytempleguideEverything about the Clover Guild: https://cloverguild.com/Drawing Board: https://magma.com/d/xFToCJNbNlDrawing Request: https://rentry.org/DrawReqPublicPMD Comic Reviews: https://rentry.org/PMDComicReviewsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>59328663That's good. Sounds like it will be a quality of life change when farming points then. I was looking for a cozy Pokemon game and this might honestly be it.
>>59328647Auto was likely really only added because it’s a feature other traditional roguelikes have had. With how combat focused MD is auto is just likely to put you into bad situations (Which is probably why they took so long to add it to the series)
>>59329011I meant auto selecting a move when pressing A, though auto movement is something interesting. It seems rather harmful when you factor in monster houses in dungeons you're not very overleveled in which is a good thing.
>>59329156I quite dislike that A auto selects a move in DX, using the regular attack to stall turns and let enemies come to you is a rather integral part of play, so much that the PSMD tutorial forces you to do it. Even though there and in Gates the damage of the regular attack caps at 5 HP, it's still usefull.In DX, triying to stall will often have you wasting PP on your Line of sight or corner cutting moves. Sure, you can use the wait command, but pressing A+B everytime you would have jusst pressed A in the other games is anoying.Only thing I like about the change in DX is that I like how you now reveal any traps adjacent to you, without having to face them.
>>59329170I don't really get why they removed it desu. Maybe it was to make it more like the mainline games? If there was a more intuitive way to wait things out I think it would be less bothersome.
Squirtle > Turtail > Warturtle
>>59329767Tortank is better
>>59329767>Chewtle > [dexcut] > DreadnawFTFY
>>59329767Semender > Gobblecocker > OP
So did Ash ever buy Misty a new bike? He's the champion of three regions (even if Orange and Alola are both shitty fake regions) so surely he has enough money to pay out
>>59327896Viridian Joy fixed misty bike
>>59327896Ash paid his debt with interest, but ungrateful Misty is still complaining.....that's a fine paldean bike
>>59327896
>>59327896hold on lemme google it for you
>>59329884bigger
I mean why did yamal legit choose zygarde? they're nothing alike at all
>>59328254He also wasn't poor and grew up with an academy of like-minded children taking coach trips to play football matches. Motherfucker's likely better at pvp battling than most of /vp/.
Zygarde-Complete should be a permanent forme change, and its ability should be Aura Break
>>59328311Mark my words, his mega will get aura break, or an upper version of it.
>>59328262Pretty sure he was brought up by his single mom in the ghetto of Barcelona
>>59326857Niggas love Dragon Ball
Minimize has been a self inflicted status since forever. When will GF let us inflict it on opponents?
>>59327511App is so based, I love his recent Jacinthe vore gif too
>>59328499
>May is already over
>>59324740>Mega evolution gave Pokémon a temporary strength boost, but it was the trainers that realy benefited from its energy, allowing them to grow to unimaginable sizes>the most powerful of mega evolution users resided in Kalos, where even the route 1 trainers appeared several stories tall to outsiders>despite being such outsider, May had no need for looking up when she traversed the streets of Lumiose>having mastered the origins of mega power she outgrew her home region of Hoenn, and even in this land of giants their buildings barely reached up to her knees>but she wasn’t here to brag about how big she’s gotten. A tournament to find the strongest Mega Evolution Trainer has been announced so May arrived to claim the title>stopping in front of the Prism Tower, the only thing in sight still bigger than her, she issued her challenge to all trainers of Lumiose>just then, another trainer came out from behind the tower, and to May’s shock she was even taller than her>large breasts held by a tight red sweater prevented May from seeing her face, forcing her to focus on Taunie’s exposed midriff and bare legs, each one thicker than May’s whole body>”I was afraid I’ll win this thing without the fight. Showe me what you got short stuff!” >undeterred by the blond goliath’s advantage May rushed to attack, only to find herself stuck in place as Taunie held her back with one hand>she then released May, letting her fall over and crush a nearby building>”Now that warm up is over, how abut we use our mega stones and start for real?”>”You haven’t used your mega yet?!” May cried out in disbelief>”Nope” Taune sticked out her tongue and activated her wrist bandComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Daydream EditionPrevious thread: >>59255780Past threads: https://archive.palanq.win/vp/search/subject/eevee-friday/
>>59329013silly vee standing in its own food
May 2026 collage editionPost Mays, Harukas, Sapphires, and her Pokémon, too!(Please try to limit the AI slop)May OC:>https://pastebin.com/VcBgtdQpMay Identification Guide (in progress):>https://rentry.co/vp-mg-may-identification-guideOC Artwork Gallery:>https://rentry.org/vp-mg-oc-fanartOC Fanfiction Library:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>59329637If she's a kitsune in disguise, it means she probably isn't wearing those clothes at all. It's an illusion so she might be naked.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitsune#Shape-shiftershttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitsune#Wives_and_lovers
>>59329672i love it when she does a little frame with her handsvery cute
https://files.catbox.moe/m5no77.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/sl1wmu.png
>>59327287>May Mogged by Gr-ACK!Know your place.
>Friend ID Survey: https://forms.gle/AZyQQ2SfGeCKjXNh9>Friend ID Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DGhOfaMX6D_YUR-P39_OJdVmAl0uacohIRstE9oN9SQ/edit?usp=sharing>Tournament results/decklists: https://play.limitlesstcg.com/tournaments/completed?game=POCKET>Deck Builder: https://my.limitlesstcg.com/builder>Datamines, etc.: https://ptcgp.raenonx.cc/>Luck calculator: https://porygonthree.github.io/ptcgp-luck-calculator/>Advanced card search: https://pocket.limitlesstcg.com/advanced>Paradox Drive card list: https://www.pokemon-zone.com/sets/b3a//vp/ battle passwords to battle with other Anons (consider writing a post to recruit players)>/vp/‘s own meta (no random effects, no ex): vpnx>meta decks or high level play: vpmeta>/vp/ anything: vpComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>59329812you still need an energy, 50 is the damage you could do turn 1 of the match
>>59329825You can't do it turn 1, but you can still swing for that much before the opponent can even have the chance to play energy. It even counters opposing sleep because Eevee can evolve and remove its own status.
Ancient and Future cards should've gotten their own special flair effect like Megas and Ultra Beasts
M-Sceptile is supposed to be the 3rd best deck in the game? This list recently won a nice sized tournament. Just doesn't feel that great to me. 2x Fragrance Forest doesn't feel good but I guess you run two copies to possibly mill your opponents stadium? Or am I playing a bad list?
>>59328280Don't need to be rude
Post the girl from Paldea!
>>59329579Why don't you ask her nicely anon
>>59329725Can someone remove the panties and bra pretty please?
>>59317399She is cute but artists really do the heavy lifting to elevate such boring design template.I think the circular eyes and big forehead of the main model is what makes her at least stand out among the other girl MCs
>>59329575your welcome>>59329578that too, for a simple as she looks, they really like teasing her body
imagine a world where gamefreak actually cared about raichu instead of pikachu
>>59329712God i hate alolan raichu, he looks like someone sprayed him with a dilute hydrochloric solution and smoothed out his entire body.
>>59329712Humiliation ritual
>>59329022Have you said thank you yet?
>>59329017Both Pikachu and Raichu are pretty trash desu
>>59329017imagine a world where Raichu fans wouldn't act like they're the most oppressed minority in existence
