If they make feraligatrs mega gay I will be sad desu
>>58331677Cry more Konata-cuck. You’ll buy it anyway
>>58331677It's over
>>58331697if you'd actually gotten the one on the left you'd be bitching that they just added shit on top of regular feraligatr, exactly like you did with Mega Dragonite. but oh wait, I forgot. That's a fan design, which means the normal standards don't apply under the "forbidden fruit" law. silly me!
>>58331677its over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfNr2Gju2Mk
>>58331910All insults flow off the troon’s back like water off a duck but watch how it recoils when called a troon, as if to say, I’ve been found out!
>>58331794It's alright. Average PokéTOON.
>>58331794Is this... K-Kangaskhan? F-F-From KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!
>>58331924all I did was make a joke about NPC behavior, arguably a much lighter insult than calling someone a troon, and you started seething. Now i'm just farming (You)s because I noticed you're really sensitive
>>58331932Poketroon on the defensive after he’s been discovered
Im gonna say it. I like this artstyle, I hope they can perfect the look for Gen 10. The graphics are still awful for a Switch game.
>>58330507You only like this artstyle because your standards have been intentionally lowered by the previous games.
>>58330627Between this and the whole Mastersex Lacey reveal, I'm legitimately wondering what they're cooking up there. It's probably journalist bait at this point.
>>58330567This is the first time I've seen his tie, is he related to the headmaster of Blueberry academy? They have same type of Tie cept his is blue
>>58330567https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-wzhyKBdIs
>>58330512It's literally the same
Let's have a good ole fashioned audino thread to celebrate her return in ZA
>>58329264I need to be smooshed between them
>>58329628this but I am 3 inches tall and between their bellys, butts and crotches.
>>58329633Based.
>>58330699Yes! Haha! Yes! Now do it! Use Quash on me! Then Soak, Imprison, and Constrict!
>>58330699Honestly need this in my life
I love Xatu.
>>58326274How’s this?
Post mega xatuCaptcha:RGNHP
>>58330717pretty cool, doomsday xatu with a spiked choker
>>58330717this one's really coolI have this one
Cathemeral Edition>I want to learn the game, where do I begin?Download PTCGL at https://tcg.pokemon.com/en-us/tcglThe game has a quick tutorial and a bunch of decent decks to get you started against other beginners or against the AI. Some of those decks are very close to meta too. You can also go to your local game store and see if people are playing Pokémon.>I know how to play, how do I make my own deck?You have a decent beginner's guide at https://www.justinbasil.com/guideThere's also the old /tcg/ guide at https://imgur.com/a/W4NkOu6After that, look up meta decks and try to reverse engineer them to see how things work.>Where to find meta decks?For big irl events, go to https://limitlesstcg.com/decksFor online events, go to https://play.limitlesstcg.com/decks?game=PTCGFor japanese events, go to https://pokecabook.com/archives/1417Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>58289911Haven't seen any physical product
>>58331175chien-pao?
>>58331654Typhlosion
>>58331433:))
>>58331433>>58331747it actually worked lo, thank you kind sir
Just casually dropping mega Froslass. Centro is a nigger. Khu is a nigger. Game Freak and TPCi are all niggers.Don't ask for shit
>>58331770Mega Glaceon
I wonder if the retarded reddit tourists are aware that you can disable spoiler thumbnails
>>58331841They don't even know how to use a filter, otherwise they wouldn't be looking at things that piss them off so much
>>58331800Niggerhell>>58331818Aryanheaven
>>58331854You can find more on kiloruniga.rs
What's your team going to look like ?
fuck if I know, I'm not autistic so I don't plan out my playthroughs weeks in advance
I am not playing this game
Definitely none of those >>58331833This
Is this the most humiliated set of starters?
>>58331375Even if we treat the fairy tale as canon, typhlosion wanted his wife to bear offspring. He’d rape a pubescent REAL female, not a Frankensteined axewound like any of you. You’ll have to settle for getting raped by someone else (somehow with really low standards)
>>58331449>yeah i may be a pedophile but im a pedophile with standards
>>58331449>I'm imagining (you) as a transexual woman being raped by a manyou're a fucking closet faggot dude
>>58330261Victory, but at what cost?
>>58331449Gay
https://www.bing.com/images/createhttps://sora.chatgpt.com/explorehttps://gemini.google.com/app>My FakemonLeafroo (Grass)Sporoo (Grass)Langaro (Grass/Steel)Fillava (Fire)Equburn (Fire)Wingthrower (Fire/Flying)Xipeedle (Water)Shadiphi (Water)Bansword (Water/Ghost)
Bump
Bumping
>>58331657>>58331665>bumping literally 2 minutes apartunderage or botcall it
Bump Bump
>>58331643Honestly, I kinda like the water starter's final stage.
What's up, it's Monday time! Post about Misty ITT.
>That’s just how strong he is. He handicaps himself to give everyone else a chance. Jobbers like Machump could never.Underrated post.>>58324464
>>58331777
Can we get another Dodrio thread going? The last one fucking ruled.
>>58328415I hate this whiplash animation style
>>58326973Link to the previous one?I never really thought much about Dodrio before, but I had a dream one time that I was a breeder who was specifically raising these really tiny chick-sized Doduo and I ended up breeding this all black Doduo and raising it until it evolved and became my partner and now I love this bird.
>>58329366... That was some dream, anon. All that happened during one night's sleep? Why can't I have dreams like that? ;_;
>>58329366This should do it >>58274954
I've always really liked Dodrio. It's such a charmingly funny looking Pokemon. Doduo is really cute too.>>58328440lmao based, I fucking hate how every modern anime does this crap.
*stimulates your prostate*
Nigger
>>58330216>lubbies: chuddered
>>58331744>still shilling Discord after their lolisho ban NGMI
Previous Thread: >>58245998Continuing the 'I Woke up as a Pokemon, So What?' AUCurrent Stories so far:Copanon(Various), Tinkanon, ProffD(Decidueye), Lucarianon, Phoxanon(Delphox), Herding Cats, SuperMachoMon(Machamp), Abra Digi-girl, Cacturn.If I missed any/butchered this? My bad.
>>58330849https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvyV0-lwL8s
>>58328000Fun species choice. If he gets all of himself under control, he could be a great multitasker.
>>58329225Your last post got slightly rough towards the end, but I'm enjoying Derek. He's a treasure. Also something something copanon is collecting Pokemon just like a trainer would joke. Actually that'd be a fun way to implement the PokeAvengers, now thinking I think about it...>>58330849This seems pretty coherent for a rough outline, so I really don't see what's stopping you from writing about it other than a lack of self-confidence. I love Nod getting utterly hoist on their own petard and how the presence of Pokemon ultimately serves to rekindle hope in a shattered humanity. Pokemon does have that effect on people in my experience and it validates how the general trajectory the stories in the wider thread have been taking so far. I like it.>>58330097>>58330849I dunno about RTS, but my immediate thought for how a Pokemon TBS would work would be something along the lines of Advance Wars/Wargroove. Basic groundpounders would consist of common regional mammals and the like, you'd have a weak recon air unit with first stage regional birds and weak bugs, stronger air units with evolves birds and dragons, fast weak mons for reconciliation, fast strong mons for tanks/knights and slow bulky mons for mega tanks/golems, and water types at sea. Type advantages are largely abstracted away at this larger scale, but anti-air units would feature electric and ice types.The main appeal of such a set up would be the lovingly rendered animations of the various Pokemon making their attacks. I feel like the more zoomed out perspective of an RTS might not work as well in that regard, though perhaps a squad scale RTS along the lines of Men of War could work.
>>58331164>pretty coherent for a rough outlineDanke. I just have issues with maintaining momentum on creative endeavors. I've got countless unfinished projects littering everywhere.>TBSThe main problem I have is that it would be lame to only include one type of Pokemon per unit, so you'd obviously want to include variety, but the various Pokemon are wildly different and don't fit together in the same roles.For example, it's one thing for a calvary to depend on a bunch of horses, even if they were randomized, because the horses are aesthetically different and practically nothing else in warfare. They still all fulfill the same role, and do it within comparable capacities that you can afford to handwave that away.In the Pokemon world, that wouldn't make sense, since there's several types of horses, and none of them are interchangeable. Mudsdale, Zebstrika, and the two Rapidashes don't have any common attributes beyond being horses. Their capabilities are so radically different, it'd be like comparing a biplane to a tank for the role of a submarine.One way you could "fix" this is by instead generalizing the role more. Instead of horses, now it's fire type steeds. But now you need to find fire type steeds that can realistically haul some 120 pound bastard in 80 pounds of calvary gear, and enough that are /close/ in capabilities to justify them doing similar damage.Maybe I just want too much attention to detail from my own projects...
>>58331195I was thinking less Pokemon Conquest/ Lt. Surge style where there are humans involved and more just the Pokemon waging war all on their own. With the need to cater to human ergonomics excised, fast movers can be any land Pokemon that is reasonably strong and canonically moves fast, so we're talking not just the horses, but also stuff like Arcanine, Luxray, and even Dodrio. What I have in my head is that each type of unit would have five entities like in Advance Wars, with the entities for any given type of unit being randomly pulled from a suitable list of Pokemon. As I said, type advantages would be abstracted, where it's generally assumed that one squad/platoon of fast movers has enough type diversity to cancel out the advantages and disadvantages of the equally type diverse fast movers of the other side, except in the case of specific unit-to-unit counters like anti-air units countering airborne units. That does carry the problem of visually identical armies that was one of the great downfalls of Warside, but I think in Pokemon's case the baseline visual appeal is strong enough that if everybody wears colour-coded, Mystery-Dungeon style scarves that'd probably be enough.
