Let's start the new month strong Let's start with an absol thread
>>59425119Someone needs to draw them scissoring
Help, I have an addiction
Welcome to the world of Pokemon of Unusual sizes! This is a monthly general where we post about, obviously, about Pokemon that have unusual sizes, whether Dynamaxed, Gigantamaxed, or under the effects of minimization. All types of Pokemon centric size shenanigans are welcome here.Previous threadhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vp/thread/59288620/Basic etiquette:>What if I want to post a human Pokegirl?Images and stories should be Pokemon creature focused, if you want to post Pokegirl content, please post them in our sister thread>What if I want to be overly horny?This is a blue board, so try to keep things to blue board levels of horniness, if you want to over indulge, there's a size general on /trash/ to offramp. Or at least wait until there's 100 images in the thread or 151 posts in total.>What if I don't like Pokemon of Unusual Sizes?Then don't enter a thread of things that you specifically don't like and be angry when you see things you don't like?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>59423367love the chancy who does not give a single shit.
>it's right behind me, isn't it?
>>59419613Most of my pics would nuke the thread and my safe stuff is often already posted by others. So all I can do is lurk
>>59402336Espeon ass just added years to your life you should be grateful and kiss it.
>>59423533Femcario doing likewise, but in goth stripes tights and boots
A great litmus test for pokemon fans is asking what they think dark pokemon are and what warrants a pokemon being dark type.Does a punk rock badger that shouts at opponents to scare them deserve to be dark type?OrDoes a dark haired lynx with X-ray vision deserve to be dark type?
>>59425558Dark type and almost every type to various extents is a vibe there's no real strict qualifications
Any Pokemon that warrants being a poison type but is also cool and fashionable as well warrants being a dark type
whats one pokemon that just baffles you that is dark?
>>59425837>whats one pokemon that just baffles you that is dark?That's what's so good about dark types they all have good reasons to be dark type I can't think of one that doesn't deserve it maybe absol but even it's a subversion of dark types
>>59425558Dark typing is all about playing dirty. Deception, misdirection, low blows, surprise attacks, disruption, etc. Incineroar looks like a fighting type but its gimmick is that it's a wrestling heel, choosing the play the bad guy role despite having a lovely personality outside of battle.
>pokedex claims she has 5000 IQ>willingly gets treated like an animal and can only say "Alakazam"
>>59424319>They are literally written by pre-teen childrenTalk about not canon lmao
>>59424101cope. the fact that you seize on an autocorrect error while refusing to concede the actual point is proof of your relatively low IQ.I could never understand a 5000 IQ being, but at least my IQ is high enough for me to realize it and understand why.
>>59424339even real life female animals can have whiskers anon
>>59422482fpbp/thread
>>59422482>only 75% maleWhy do they do this? Abra line should be 100% male and Ralts line 100% female.
Green cat
>>59422414Flip your canvas
Sorry cat but there's a new clown in town.
Whats the best non story related NPC dialogue?
>>59420538
>>59425437This meme is older than half the posters here
>>59425437The OP said non story related.
>>59424582An absolute badasshe does it for the streets
/vp/ixelmon 2026 is here! Download the modpack and join with the IP below!I.P: play.vpixelmon.comMODPACK DOWNLOAD AND FURTHER INFO HERE: https://vpixelmon.com/home261 Pokemon from Clover being added, 1.8 mons being backported, Aether, and more!
Come and borrow the Cursed Apple's art supplies to draw your very own fakemon and expose it on the walls of the cave! This activity is entirely playermade and for fun so don't overthink it if you think your art is bad or your ideas are stupid!Join us at -195 71 1195, the closest Corviknight Taxi is the Cursed Apple!The ongoing theme is "Related to an existing pokemon" which includes stuff like regional forms, evolutions etc...
guys i hope you realize that my game froze
the server smells of elderberries
ARACHNAFEST 2It's time to put on a brave face because we're once again diving into the arachnid horrors of Little Saint Janny Island to celebrate its spindly horrors for a final time. EVENT DETAILS:LOOT CHEST HUNTING: Hunt down scattered and hidden loot chests around the festival area! You'll find goodies like Rupees and other beneficial items - free for all!ART CONTEST: The theme of this art contest is Favorites! The idea is that you paint your favorite Pokemon or any other character across media. A vote will be conducted near the end of the event to determine three winners who have illustrated their favorite character or Pokemon best of all!PHOTOGRAPH SCAVENGER HUNT: Claim a camera and hunt down Spider Trophies scattered across Little Saint Janny Island. Finding and taking a picture of all the trophies will net you a prize! As a side to this, the person who takes the best looking photo of themselves at Little Saint Janny will win a special prize! SPIDER PIT TRIALS: Descend into the depths of Unit 67's Spider Pit with a partner or two to retrieve your key to freedom and a valuable prize for your success. Along the way, find loot within or even a Red Chain... One chance to secure freedom, and only one way out. PLOT AUCTIONS: Three new plots on Little Saint Janny are ready to be auctioned off to bidders, including waterfront property! Hopefully you gathered up quite a nest egg so far to become part of the elite class residing on the island. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
They don't want you to know this, but you can just stalk Evil while he's working in the janny test chambers.
Did your favorite mon get a football team
>>59423324This is Kino but the sizes seem way off.
Pa
>>59416032>>59416140Nope, no Torterra sadly
>>59416140BearticBros Rise Up!
>>59416423I want that Cinderace football
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It's Over. The Eternal GOchad won. He beat all of your regions, all your generations, all of your revenues, all your profits, all your Pokedexs, all of your content, all of your predictions and all of your shovelware spinoffsSorry but it's time to kneel.
>no sourceI hate these moronic trust me bro images
>>59424447Why do retards like this still exist? That's how the world works, movies too spend more in marketing than in the movie itself
>>59424447source is bloomberg, happy now?
>USAGI editionIt's almost Sunday in Japan, so...
When I go to sleep I imagine I'm cuddling with my Lopunny and that my pillow is her chest.
Lopunny fanart with black eyes triggers me
>>59425034What exactly does it trigger in you?
>>59425762Meant for >>59425755. But I might as well give >>59425034 a proper response.>>59425034>calendar for January 2026>>>posted on the 25th day...Better late than never, I guess.
>>59425569I think everyone has done that at least once.
It's hard being the only Simipour fan in the world
slippery monkey pussy
>>59419237Those are Bob Marley dreadlocks on its head then. Probably uses its water powers to cultivate kush with simisage and simisear lights up the blunts
>>59424085>>>/trash/84007814
>>59421500the pokérus is eating your brain stem right now
>>59425747I get to level up faster? Nice!
Round 1 edition.>infohttps://pastebin.com/sq432CYCThis Thursday we have a potential triple header with Jams v FridayHaffi v ClamsyPecorine v SneedHow goes the team building? Hopes? Predictions? For the two games im not playing I predict Jams and Clamsy to come out on top in their matchups. Previous >>59379134
>>59420829>i dont understand the appeal of this grandmashe is very supportive of our battles :)>apparently do IRL tourneys of thisyou mean IRL tourneys of champions? Yes, we have actual regionals and such using champions already. We are playing online though
Bumpo
>>59424602smug bratI still havent done any prep yet again :)
>>59425612pls be my opponent
Why was the anime allowed to warp me and other innocents from this
>>59420563>Like there's this impermeable radius of "nothing" around'em that the other three keep inexplicably bumping into.And then the Zoroark is no longer able to maintain the illusion revealing herself to be a sunken in blimped rusefox with massive T&A.like everyone else
>>59420528Not a bad setup for a classic team!I like to go a bit weirder Armarouge, Ribombee, and Volcarona, to be exact
>>59422147>RibombeeOh my god, a handheld balloon
>>59424143A buzzing balloon, even!But yeah, who doesn't like a little balloon you can tease in your hands?
It's that time again! Talk about and post pics of all things Misty, right here, ITT.
>>59423951sovl>>59424526pig vomit
>>59424526The alola outfit is pretty cute
Anon, Sir, your toilet is clogged again.
>>59420423No worries, just gotta rumble it up a bit to get it flowing. Hitmonchan, use Drain Punch.
>>59420423Lumineon, use Hydro Pump.
>>59420423>sirsorry but a lady needs to use the toilet often!
>>59420423Tell the janitor to clean it up, Jeeves.Also be sure to keep the parcel with your tip of the month in full view of him.
>>59423887Her pipes need to be checked.
