Excited for Friday, anons?
>>59675282Calm down, team plasma grunt
>>59675327they saved the lapras population by making the canon stories and pretended they got hacked or something and they got leaked because they couldnt officially release them becaues it'd make them look bad so they pretended these stories got leaked and sex with lapras is canon and and larppas got PLAPPEd by the human and the population was saved !
it's not friday
>>59675463It is Torkoal Tuesday.
>>59667901>Get fun poked at me at best and eyebrows raised at worst for using eyelashes to represent females of pokemon with no gender differences>TPC and GF have been doing this shit for decadesI hate casuals.
What do you think of my Regiwood design?
>>59674115Regiflesh is cool too. The rest, yes, kinda eh.
>>59674009Lurk moar newfag.
>>59675706stfu David
>>59672850Ice AgeStone AgeIron AgeDark AgesModern AgeRegigigas is the outlier obviously
>>59675723Gigas is post-civilization, like a building being reclaimed by nature
Just stick to the working formula>Shaggy haired kid in an slightly loose fitting jacket and jeans, sneakers and a baseball hat (occasionally worn sideways or backwards). A slightly cocky expression on their face At least it's something that you can self insert into. Pokemon male protagonist designs have progressively gotten worse for the last two decades. They even gave a recent a fucking school uniform.
>>59666813ken sugimori said pokemon cant be cool
>>59665672Red and Gold both look like the spergiest kid in school. Like most things in this franchise, gens 3-5 is when they mostly got it right with protagonist designs. Trainer customization made the base designs have to become more generic after that.
>>59675313Sugmori is a pedo who doesn't even like pokemon.
>>59665672>OP can only self-insert as a fat, smelly, unwashed, unkempt retard with an unwarranted sense of self importanceYeah that checks out.
>>59666537Ironic then that you don't take action. Your whining on 4chan changes nothing, and rather than take action and move forward you seek to sit on your ass and cling to the past like a security blanket.
Welcome to the world of Pokemon of Unusual size! This is a monthly general where we post about, obviously, about Pokemon that have unusual sizes, whether Dynamaxed, Gigantamaxed, or under the effects of minimization. All types of Pokemon centric size shenanigans are welcome here.Previous threadhttps://archive.palanq.win/vp/thread/59575478/#q59575478Basic etiquette:>What if I want to post a human Pokegirl?Images and stories should be Pokemon creature focused, if you want to post Pokegirl content, please post them in our sister thread>>59632797>Spooky loreEver since the introduction of size variances since Generation 7, with Totem pokemon, unusual sizes has been a regular and common place mechanic in Pokemon games, in the form of Dynamaxing, Alpha Pokemon, XS-XXL Pokemon, even introducing shrinking mechanics in New Pokemon Snap. It's 100% relevant to the Pokemon franchise, and their various mainline and side games.Viewer beware, you're in for a scare.
Big bee.
>>59673870I personally in my brain semen fantasies, want a purrloin who's been diagnosed with the inability to evolve and suffering from a unique case of gigantism only documented in pokemon to outgrow me then one day have to bare her raw feelings that get the better of her and have to oblige to her act of intimacy where we go through a really long but awkward size difference session of her trying to perform lewd acts on me but just ends up with light hearted kissing and cuddling because of the fact that I'm a third of the size compared to her.Then immediately follow up later on by going out and scaring people on halloween night with her since she's basically a mini kaiju cat.
>>59675105Pictured tiny anon underneath the Purrloins groin being grinded upon on a pillow. She finally has you Meowster.
Anthronon here. Here's the Halloween piece, you guys want anything?
>>59675790Female Mr. Mime reaching her hand down to grab a tiny anon
>>59671015Lol
>>59670617She seems the type that would worry about her height when she falls in love. Do boys like tall girls...?
>>59674829no, just tall women
I like the idea of Carmine being my bossy and controlling GF but she also often cheats on me behind my back with visiting tourists.
If you didn't know, Masuda was fired upwards from Gamefreak and put in money laundering duty a theme park assignment as part of "creativity office". When he wasn't defending Gamefreak's creative ideas through patent warfare, he was building this theme park.So, the park is finished. And it is utter garbage. Even the shill who pays bills with TPC money can't defend it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEUl_hGf-x4>park built in bumfuck nowhere JP to spare costs>tiny>no shade, so you may have a heatstroke if you visit in a sunny day>you are bombarded with gacha machines everywhere>all the toys are low supply and paper thin, so Masuda saves money and encourages scalping>some russian girls crying because they went all the way to bumfuck nowhere and discover they can only buy entrance tickets online, so they are locked out of the park after arriving because FUCK YOU, THAT IS WHY. POOL IS CLOSED>cheap ass KANTOOO statuettes spread around the barely maintainted grass>only attractions are shops and taking pictures for social media>influencer baitingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>59675117That sounds like the average theme park, never understood the appeal
>>59675117But what does Mista Merrikkuu think about it?
>>59675117Shannon
>>59675323Watch the video. There are three rides in the entire park, and you need to pay separate for them. All the other "rides" are just advertisement or straight up shops. The entire thing is a big scam.Masuda is probably laundering a massive amount of money through this scheme.I refuse to believe all these consoomers are really mindless enough to give money to him.
>>59675643Kanon
I'm not baiting, I'm legitimately curiousThe fact is that Gamefreak has been struggling ever since 3D was expected of them. They just don't have the capacity to make the quality of games that people wantMaybe some would call it "AI Slop", but modern pokemon games are slop on a whole new level. Maybe AI could actually make Gamefreak's games not constant embarrassments
>>59670384would unironically write a better plot line
I would say just hire more people since they're gonna make money regardless due to the army of basedboys who glaze game freak no matter how low quality theur content is, but those basedboys constantly glaze even the most slop pokemon games as good that actually making something good won't do anything to save the franchise. All good things must come to an end ig.
Also pokemon using (((ai))) would be extremely blackpilling, it would lowk be worse than hypergamy.
>>59670391fpbp
>>59670464Looks like shit
Because I like bugs.
>>59636299Underrated post.
I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORDI'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD
SEÑOR CENTRO GET DOWN
>>59675107At this point, basially all the tera leak gaterkeepers are that.
we don't say that word here
Poor person
>>59675107Basketball Americans.
I have insider info on Gen 11, so let me share some info. >The version names will be Sky (Heaven in Japan) and Earth>The cover legendaries will be a crane (Sky) and a turtle (Earth)>The starter trio will consist of a beetle, axolotl, and a bull>The region will be based on Chugoku
>>59675093Interesting post!Let’s circle back to it in due course, but in the meantime I’m running g a /vp/ poll and would appreciate your engagement, thank you! >>59675015 #Best,Meghan
>>59675093>>The region will be based on ChugokuBut Fiore...
OP here, please believe me and give me lots of attention and validation, because my parents only paid attention to me when they were throwing beer bottles at my head and now I have to make that everyone else's problem.
>>59675566Then why not set it in Izumo?
this is what bros do to each other
>>59672692zekrom is a foid
xurkitree wouldn't do this
fuck what images can i post to bump this now i just wanted to make a fag thread
>>59672692rude
>>59673931Xurkitree getting his hands ran over
Competitively speaking how would you fix her? Also Torterra thread.
>>59655947No Torterra, don't die :(
>>59674841
>>59640667I imagine it can work perfectly fine in 3v3 Singles. The specific typing combo is way too frail for VGC, if it at least offered some worthwhile resists it'd be fine but Grass/Ground cancels out the resists Grass did have.
>>59642025Boyfriends <3
FUCK DIGLETT
>>59675336>op wants to use diglett as a dildo
>>59675360They are literally living onaholes
>>59675444For once, no, they are exactly living dildos.
>>59675444>>59675489Trips win.
>>59675638ur mom won my BBAD
2D pokemon if it was good
>>59675440
>>59675448Beccause.They.Are.NOT.Allowed.To.Capische???
>>59675433Because the real time implementation is shit. The trainer should always be behind his pokemon and the pokemon's sole duty is to defend his trainer even if he has to eat a direct attack.
>>59675433what point does running around serve?
>>59675460And yet Pokemon in PLA and ZA don't give a fuck about these rules.
How did>"too much water">"SFMA" / "Hoenn special"and>"first dexcut"lose so hard?
>>59673861how big of a retard must you be to care about youtube polls?
>>59673861LETS GO ALOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Galar will always be the best region.
>>59673861Hoenn superiority is what provoked those contrarian responses in the first place. People shitting on Hoenn are a clear vocal minority. Gamefreak loves pandering to the gen 1 crowd because most normalfags recognize it, but among people who actually play the games it's gens 3 and 4 that have the post prominent nostalgia value.
>>59675148seems indisputable to me
