Why are pokemon centers free? It makes no sense from a writing perspective.You're telling me that all of the Nurse Joys have to take care of pokemon and their retarded trainers and work for free 24/7?
>>59381565You're not even white lol calm down
>>59366885Its a futuristic world where pokemon can solve your problems at the cost of Pokemon Slavery!remember nothing is for freeElectricty source are just Jolteons, Magnetons they just need batteries.Mining Minerals and Resources are done by Excadrills and Geodudes, Stellixes. they get turn into Steel, Copper wires etc.by using Magmars and Macargo to heat them up.Food can grow in unlimited ways thanks to Meganiums breath and Grookeys beating a stick.Corsola can filter waters etc.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>59381565>didn't wanna stay in their own shitholesLmao. Calling any of those countries shitholes when they have infinitely more culture than whatever your joke of a country has. Keep screeching about how you're white, meanwhile your descendants will be 50% more brown.Also your president is a pedophile and a jew. Lmao.
>>59375811The idea that a fucking sports league governs a region is the most retarded part
>>59367290>Those with money are expected to pay a reasonable, but small amount for it. L M A O
>I just learned the animal "dugong" is not actually spelled dewgongFuck this pokemon brain rot. to this day i can never remember how to spell onix/onyx either. I can't remember which one is the pokemon
Obligatory.
>>59382700This is actually okay to be annoyed about. Spending your entire vacation just sitting with your nose in your phone isn't okay.
>>59382570
>>59383011well I'm sorry for wanting my kids to spend time with me
>>59382570Don't blame pokemon for your own ignorance.
It's been too long.Post the ruse fox.
Me on the left.
>>59383175hello Umbreanon
I want to express my affection for Muk; it's my favorite Pokémon.I wish it were more appreciated by people; it's super cute. Just look at Ash's Muk!
>>59367937The original dark pokemon before they even had a dark type
>>59343132you like kum?
Why are there so much fucking Dawn threads? Why are the jannies so fucking incompetent in here?
>>59381728The poster who created duplicates is a schizo called Pearlcuck.He bought a 4chan pass specifically so he could fight a threadwar.Take a hint: do you really think the mod team are going to be harsh on a paying customer?
>>59381728there is only 1 real general - >>59378167the rest were spammed by a mentally ill schizo who is obsessed with Ash x Koharu (the flop girl from Journeys anime)he gets gigatriggered by any Pearlshipping anywherejannies dont exist/dont do anything, so now you have to wait for those extras to die very slowly (except he'll probably make new threads anyway)also this him >>59381878
>>59381933>mentally ill schizo who is obsessed with Ash x KoharuAlso - he spammed pics of literal shit (feces) in this thread, which were deleted - >>59370044Feel free to check the archive
>>59381933Pearlcuck, we can all see the thread bake times. A thread you're accusing of being "spammed" was made 5 days ago, while your "real thread" was made a day ago.You're not smart enough to be discreet, so stop trying to cover your tracks. We can all see you're a severely mentally ill person, which is only natural considering you are still making 95% of the posts in your thread.
>>59381258>alolafag mad his porn thread got deleteYikes
I just found out her name is Geeta. I kept calling her Pageeta all these year, I must have sounded like a racist prick. Why didnt anyone tell me?
We did not correct you because we love racism
it's ok, indian hate is mainstream now
dumb frogpost
>>59382197I thought Gastrodon was Gastroon when I was a kid
Uh oh, stinky.
>>59382002>not a single popular pokemon in this postercome on now, even you know james turner
>>59383290They’ve gone off model before, maybe just no one wanted to pay homage to your childhood autistic fixation movie
>>59383290That's because the "Aardman" style is actually the "Nick Park" style. Aardman's been around longer than Nick Park's been alive and did more animated work not in the W&G style than IN the W&G style. There's also the fact this thing happened because TPC went to Aardman and said "we want an animated show featuring our creatures", so there was going to be little wiggle room for off-style creations unlike if Nick Park went to them and said "hey, I have an idea for a series of shorts with a couple pokémon, can I please make it as I envisioned it?".>>59383324Nah, Nick Park wasn't on the project but kids assume his shit to be Aardman's regular output in totality.
>>59381921>we want the Mandalorian audiencejk it's going to be leagues better than any of that Disneywars slop
>>59383341I'm thinking it'll have a Dunk & Egg vibe to it. Not copying it, but keeping that kind of dynamic.
Fluffymons!
>>59379162Floofy!
Growlithe is the dog!
Growlithe is the man, Houndour is the dog
>>59383088
Pokemon characters who would probably be homophobic
>>59382071[citation needed]
>>59383203Why is Gold there hugging Silver and not strangling Giovanni to death?
>>59382071She's one of those homophobic gays who snarls degradation and slurs during sex.
>>59382071As in happy!
Make a believable Spinosaurus Pokemon, QUICK.No, Baxcalibur doesn't count, he's a Concavenator.
>>59381645Grass/SteelSwift Swim/Wind RiderSlow mixed attackerLearns wind and bomb movesIt's half dinosaur/half pirate ship
final stage of a grass starterfirst stage: small crocodile whose back scutes have veins like leaves, mostly light greenmiddle stage: gator with single black back plate, its tail is very fat and it has thorns on its head, mostly dark greenfinal stage: grass/electric, it has a tall sail on its back that looks like a black solar panel, bipedal, mostly light green, has yellow streaks running along its sides, its head has a small crest that resembles a lineman helmet subtleyLore is that it lives in forest undergrowth spending much of its time lounging around, second stage has a bunch of energy stored up in its tail (gators store fat in their tails), final stage is an active runner because its sail provides it enough energy throughout the day to be constantly active
>>59382567oh and yeah, chlorophyll as HA. I guess you could argue for something else like Battery if you wanted lmao
>>59381645How about something part steel type? And the spine on the back becomes a circular saw.
>>59382242DracovishIt's not a Spinosaurus, but you're essentially remaking Dracovish.
How does /vp/ feel about this lad?
>>59382654Legitimately grew on me
Coolest typing combo in a while
>>59382654Mega is pretty cool, and I felt like it made the design more complete and less round. I like the theming for crabominable where its claws leave “yeti” tracks.
hairy egg
>>59382654Crabrawler is way better, but I like it a lot.Reminds me of a Hoenn era design
ZU is the new OU and Mega Rayquaza is legal in Ubers (roughly B- rank) from what I saw.And no, Glameow & Purugly still haven't appeared in a non-Sinnoh/Hisui regional dex since Pearl (and Legends Arceus).
>Urbain x JacintheHoly PEAK
>le peaktranny lingo
>>59383210It’s based
he needs some of that dark chocolate
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>2 BugsWhat are they cooking
bumpo
>>59382144>wolfeybugmonthmeme
