Apologize to Mega CHADvillain right now.
>>59123612PEAK
EVIL WILL NEVER PREVAIL
>>59125463No, idiot. It means that it can't check Megamence because burning him only makes stronger.
>>59125491It's gonna feel so satisfying to land for sure>>59125017I like this idea>>59125827>Justice KickDid the tcg forget this was a dolphin?
>>59125457>a status may not even happenThe wording seems to imply that it's a GUARANTEED burn. Compare Flame Body>Contact with the Pokemon MAY burn the attacker.with Spicy Spray>When the Pokemon takes damage from a move, it burns the attacker.
This game literally just cheated.
>>59121948Hi DSP
>>59124537>>59124879>nooooo don't use Charmander, it sucksAgain, not a problem if you solo. It REALLY doesn't take a lot to let Charmander get going as long as you're not impatient and clear out every area rather than skipping trainers. Once you're past Misty, you basically don't even need to fight wild Pokemon you incidentally run into anymore.
>>59121948Jesus fucking christ you pissbaby, I literally just beat her last night with a random bunch of monsters, pure unga bunga, no strategy needed
>>59121832How did it cheat
>>59124732>izzat.Go back
Why are Brocks eyes always closed? Does he give amnesia to whoever sees his eyes?
>>59125925Is it snowing on Brock's head or what is that
Nah has this thread already been saged?See, I always say this and it never turns out to be saged.WHO FUCKING KNOWS
>>59125995Its not going up yet...
>>59125925Anti-Uchiha measures. We know Pikachu knows who Boruto is so the chances of the Uchiggers being in Pokemon is never zero.
>>59125978he’s using his trusty frying pan as a drying pan
Mega Starmie's base Attack is indeed lowered from what it was in Z-A, all but confirming that it does get Pure Power or an equivalent abiliity
>>59124347Why he hitting the nae-nae
>>59124686>baton passes Hone Claws to M-StarmieWHATCHU GONNA DO NOW YOU CROISSANT LOOKIN FUCK
>>59125498Even a Jolly Ice Beam kills more often than not.
>>59124347>Physical attacker>Meme evolution>Zero effort put into its designthis is starmie for people who hate starmie
>>59125857I've always hated Starmie fans, so I'm fine with it.
He’s just a baby
>>59120195Everytime someone says something doesn’t look like a Pokemon they can never elaborate properly
>>59122870sleepy...
Me on the right.
>>59100246Adorable!
guess the Pokedex theme /vp/
>>59125957>No Eeveelutions>No Suicune>No Meloetta>No paras>no Vulpix or NinetalesI fucking hate it
>>59125965 (me)>and it has trubbishKILL IT DESTROY IT BURN IT TORTURE IT
>>59125957It already says Florida at the top.
>>59125979Love me some Modest Mouse
Do male Gardevoirs have penises?
>>59125847Of course, why wouldn't they?
>>59125847yeah they have MY penis in their mouth and ass
>>59125847Male Gardevoir have micropenises as they solely exist to be dommed and humiliated by tomboy and mommy GFs.
>no scorpion pokemon
>>59125511Scorvolt and Scorvoxion
>literally what is Azumarill
>>59125520that's an earwig
>>59125592No it's not. Even Skorupi's name is derived from "scorpion"
>>59125860>6 legsHe's right
Can we have a thread about how majestic reshiram is ?
quite majestic indeed
>>59121338i hate this windows vista tonightblue screenscrashes
>>59117101Reshiram is shit. SUICUNE, however...
You are going to worlds are you /vp/? It is held in San Francisco CA this year.https://worlds.pokemon.com/en-us#passes
>vpedos>going outside
Or I could dress in orange, run down the falls road on the Twelfth screaming "FUCK THE IRA" and die on home soil instead. As I like living, I'm doing neither.
>>59125757sanest person on vp
>>59125604I signed up for it but I think I may have used up my luck when I got a multi-day invite for Worlds 2025. I'm still wondering why the hell they initially said they'd put tickets up for sale last year but bailed out at the last minute.If I DO end up getting a ticket I'll have to work out how to get to San Francisco (I have a general idea but the last time I was there I was just passing through) and where to stay, being a SoCal native worked to my advantage for 2025 but I'll have to do some more research for 2026.
I am hoping i find a girlfriend there
Post teams.
I don't feel ready for taking on the Elite Four yet...
>>59125333At those levels, you're more than ready, especially considering this is Blue version where the Elite 4 has far worse movesets. It'd be easy even if you were playing on set with no items in battle. Lance's dragons won't even try to use a damaging move on your two poison types due to the AI choosing their Psychic moves, Agility and Barrier. Gengar is also immune to Hyper Beam.
>>59117480>>59118491>>59118606>>59121125>>59121825>>59122086>>59122484>>59122965>>59125333>using duplicate typesngmi
>>59125698>using duplicate postsngmi
>>59125698i use two poliwraths every run because i like him
Gyaru Bulbasaur
>Ditzy gyaru bulbasaur.>Genki tomboy charmander.So what's squirtle?
>>59125377A RAN. REAL ASS NIGGA.
>>59124132You're trying too hard, Epstein
>>59121048>>59121061if its any consolation, at least the pokopia people like bulbasaur. gyaru would be a upgrade compared to the character assassation game freak gave my starter.
Post casual pokegirl yuri
>>59120810Ok then what is formal pokegirl yuri?
>>59125754suits
Hilda and Rosa participate in Cynthia's lesbian orgies in Undella Town.
>sableye was shit before gen 5>gen 5 introduces prankster as a hidden ability and becomes competitively good>next gen introduces its mega but also fairy type, its only weakness >next gen after that nerfs prankster>ends up being mid-low tier any other good pokemon you miss?
>>59123404Sableye is good in Gen III.
>>59123404you have literally never played competitive and it shows
>>59123404It’s crazy to me they didn’t retcon Sableye to Dark/Fairy, the thing is objectively not a ghost and it winds up being a much better typing.
>>59124937Not op but I literally never played competitive
>>59124955retard
>Dragonize ability turns its high-BP Normal moves (Double-Edge 120 > 144 BP after the 20% boost, Thrash/Outrage equivalents) into Dragon-type with full STAB on its new Water/Dragon typing. Off 160 base Attack, a Dragon Dance-boosted Double-Edge hits like a truck, reliable wallbreaking or sweeping even with the recoil drawback. Add STAB and you get a BP of 216.>High physical Attack + decent bulk + access to setup (Dragon Dance in many tests) makes it a scary offensive threat.>Showdown videos show it deleting teams or forcing heavy switches, especially when paired with speed control or Intimidate support.>Normal types have been starved for strong options, and this ability finally gives Feraligatr consistent Dragon STAB without relying on weaker coverage like Dragon Claw.I expect him to be used very frequently in the OU.
>>59122923Kojo's going to suffer a massive clittyleak if that ever happens.For additional buckbreaking have it resist Dragon and Fairy too.And bring back Frostbite for extra keks
>>59122516>she think mega will still be in champion when gen 10 come outyou never played a live service before, have you anon?
>Mega glalie>Using your mega to kill 1 pokemon then die to recoil is worthless trash>Mega feraligatr>Using your mega to kill 1 pokemon then die to recoil is based and OU staple
Surely Mega Salamence and Mega Gengar are being nerfed. SURELY.
>>59120031toilet feraligatr lol
