Hopefully with less sperging about whether or not she's a lesbian.
>>58774751>JacintheJacinthe is popular? She's fucking annoying and by far the worst Z-A girl.
>>58791393Relative to the cast she seems popular enough but your guess for the reason is as good as mine honestly. Pokemon fans will pick and choose what bothers them. Taunie trapping you in debt slavery is bad, but Jacinthe trapping Lebanne in slavery is okay. I think people like the toxic yuri aspect as a foil to the wholesome Canari/Gwynn but idk, I feel like Lebanne actually just hates Jacinthe and genuinely wants to get away from her on her own terms.
This remains the best Pokemon game on the Nintendo Switch. By far.
>>58776013>KANTOOOO but so dumbed down that literal babies can play itKys
>>58791207>all pokemon games are easy>average /vp/issfag takes 35 hrs to beat a <10 hr gameyep sure
>>58792335Good
Legends ZA is legitimately the best Pokemon game. On switch, or otherwise.
>>58793234Yeah it was really progressive of Game Freak to make a Pokemon game that could be beaten by literal retards.
Sceptile bros we won
>>58790390>>58793104 Now we just need swampert
>>58793104Possible Hoenn sweep? (I see that it was Zard Y, not Zard X)Mega Swampert is more controversial and will have to face Mega Greninja, but many people were disappointed with Mega Gren, and both Mega Blastoise and Gatr should be easy to beat.
>>58793104>EmboarNobody likes that thing at all, goddamn
>>58793138If Blaziken is a shillmon where's its second mega
>>58790390>>58793104Obvious popularity contestBlaziken has a generic boring mega which is why it won because Hoennfags are extremely abundant and the mega doesn't look that different from the base formSame with Sceptile although his is more creative and interesting
Welcome Back Gregor Samsa EditionContinuing the 'I Woke up as a Pokemon, So What?' AUPrevious Thread: >>58709286
>>58792429Camping trip!
>>58788863Very enjoyable read. I'm still impressed with your knowledge about casinos and all the lingo it entails. Pulls me right in, even though I never entered a casino in my life.I like the interaction between Timmy and Alex. Misspelling Meowscarada would be so me, except I'd butcher Quaquaval. This gen's starters seem to be cursed – I blame Skeledirge's ghost typing for this!>the magic trickImpressive, very nice! The real trick was the tip Alex got from it, though.>>58792429Why are Emma and Larson so damn cute together? What is your secret to writing such wholesomeness, Snivy? I *need* to know!>Quiet, pristine, away from the chaos of the town. It was going to be a good night.Oh, this arc is going to be so comfortable, isn't it?
>>58791974>I thought this would be the shortest chapter and wouldn't clock in above 2,000Been there, done that. Let's call it suffering from success.
>>58792981>Quiet, pristine, away from the chaos of the town>this arc is going to be so comfortableRight up until you get a Rillaboom hiking through the woods with their Bluetooth speaker
>>58792421Poor Larson, getting stuck with permanent carsickness must suck.>>58792429Love the little Pokemonish displays of affection between them. Emma may not have any instincts but it seems like they've found a way to make it work.
SV and PLZA are extremely ugly to look at, so I hate seeing them plastered on the catalog. Do you think Game Freak will ever make a somewhat appealing looking game again? I want to believe they can with the power of Switch 2 yet at the same time the designs have been getting more woke and out there then ever
>>58792132Yawnie is pathetic as usual, but XY are generally pretty games. That's one positive I can give them
>>58791433>all it takes for gamefreak to make a decent looking game is to remove most of the features and cut the dex by 750 or so
>>58792132>BW2 looks good????
>>58791496tahts gen 2 doebeit
>>58791433this game is going to be so shit and filled with bugs (in anus) just like SV, I can feel it
So glad they let you get these two in ZA. Now the original 153 can be obtained easily again.
And a Regi New Year to all and to all a FUCK AUS
>>58791422We know why they sealed them away. They were simply afraid of their powers. They're very powerful Legendary Pokémon, so it makes sense. Groudon and Kyogre, for example, were too powerful for humans to handle; they had no choice but to pray to the heavens. Whereas Regis remain manageableOtherwise, it wasn't Teraleak who started the theory. Especially since in Teraleak we know that Regigigas isn't referred to as a "giant" but rather as "Tex." This name isn't associated with the defeated giants, and it's specified that the giants are the only ones that aren't Pokémon. The theory stems from a Japanese Pokédex classification and that's pretty much it
>>58792750>They're very powerful Legendary PokémonRegigigas is weak as shit
>>58792767they're all weak as shit. you can't even take the regis to the elite 4 because of how trash they are. Why fear shitty pokemon?
>>58792767I'm talking about the lore, not battle mechanics. Regigigas is a Pokémon that moved continents with ropes, and by creating the Regis, it positions itself as an entity comparable to Lugia or Ho-Oh.Regigigas is more powerful than its Regis, and the Regis are at the average level of secondary Legendary Pokémon like Heatran, Articuno, Raikou, Darkrai, Tornadus, etc. which is generally a higher level than fully evolved, non-legendary Pokémon.Mechanically, Koraidon is one of the most powerful Pokémon in the game, yet a past-form Cyclizar shouldn't be stronger than Dialga, which is the origin of time, embodies it, and stabilizes it, while also nearly destroying the universe in DP. However, the game mechanics make it stronger than Dialga, even though in the lore, Koraidon is far behind Dialga in terms of power.
>>58792750Dude shut the fuck up I don't need a fucking explanation of why fanfiction is fanfiction I just said it was a fun idea. Christ, >>58790170you two faggots are insufferable
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>>58788503That line looks great for sleeping with.
Sorry to keep bumping but I’ve got more deliveries coming
>>58792742And here they are, keeping their older brother company.A bit smaller than I was expecting, unfortunately, but they're still quite cute.
>>58793421Sprigatito is shrimpy so I'd say that's mostly to scale. Very cute anon.
>>58765108My daughter
latias will be making her comeback in 2026
>>58791781Too pure, she evokes more wife and marriage vibes than lust
>>58790765Just emulate it lol
Latiasbitch why
>>58790173I can't stop thinking about her...
>>58790668That's lewd, if you rode on her back you would be touching it...
Say something nice about gen 3
>>58792373Its not my favorite dex but imo it was the best dex overall. There isnt a single design that could make you disgusted like Jynx, Vanilluxe, Goldengho, etc
>>58792373Emerald still to this day the best game they ever made which is kinda sadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfARFF9S5Jg
>>58792373It's not switch pokemon
>>58792373It's not gen v
>>58792373I like that gen three introduced Pokémon Contests.
Christmas Time is Here editionWhat is Pokémon Sleep?Pokémon Sleep is a sleep tracking app that utilizes your smartphone and/or the Pokémon Go Plus + device to record data as you sleep. In doing so, you'll be able to meet a variety of Pokémon and fill out your Sleep Style Dex.Be sure to post your Research ID so that you can add and share candy with fellow Anons. We are currently locked at 50 friends.FAQ:>How do Shinies work?If you encounter a shiny Pokémon, a single Poké Biscuit will auto-befriend it.>What should I spend my diamonds on?Expanding your ingredient pockets, item pockets and Pokémon box. Long term you’ll want to max out ingredient pockets, everything else is up to what's convenient for you.>When should I use my items?When you have a good grasp of the game mechanics. You may want to save up Recovery Incenses for event missions.>What should I spend my sleep points on?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I'm somewhat tempted to get a makeshift Marshtomp going, just for the sake of running any ground type, at all. I've got nothing for ground and it's my primary favorite berry this week.12 Mudkip in and no BFS, but Skill Level Up M and HB at 50, with EXP boosted nature.
>>58791964I don't want to go from capture to 75but there's gotta be something better than earning at most 100 exp (without bonuses) each night, while still requiring a ton for each levelit's like more than a year of a single mon going from 30 to 60, assuming you get 100 exp each night
>hm, I could really use a better Feraligatr>guess I'll use the weekly incense to get one extra coins/candy too>do I really want to use up the last of my biscuit stock?>eh, whatever. I hope it doesn't get full.Well thank you, I'll take it!
>>58791634Day 2 of my maxed out Pawmot not triggering until mid day. No morning triggers. Had to bring on Gardevoir to get him back to max
>>58793208My Pawmot started with momentum this week and has carried through so far.I'm also wondering if Helper Boost has an effect on "pity procs" since each helping that a skill specialist produces without a skill trigger, successively increases the odds of readying one.
What if Mega Sceptile Z?Type: Grass/GhostHP:70Attack:164Defense:65Sp.Attack:95Sp.Defense:85Speed:151BSTs: 630Ability: +1 Attack when uses Grass and Ghost type moves
>>58790467I'd rather this be a paradox Pokémon because it looks fucking rad.tail should be a bit longer. Or the spikes on it should be a cross-section to balance out the weight.
>>58792283Hoennian Charizard
>>58792107Artist intended for it to be a Past Paradox Pokemon. Pic rel is their Future Paradox Pokemon version. I like it the most of the two.
>>58792283These Paradox Sceptiles are dope. Not very Mega though.
Its Ruby dex entry says: "Salamence came about as a result of a strong, long-held dream of growing wings. It is said that this powerful desire triggered a sudden mutation in this Pokémon's cells, causing it to sprout its magnificent wings."Basically, through sheer force of will and a Faustian spirit, it ascended from a shitmon to the most powerful pseudo-legendary because it wanted to. This inspiring tale is also a nod to the philosophy of Actualism developed by founding intellectual of Fascism Giovanni Gentile, who in turn was influenced by Friedrich Hegel.In essence, you need an extremely high IQ to appreciate Salamence, she's incomprehensible without a solid grasp of Nietzsche, Hegel and a thorough knowledge of world history to catch all of her rich thematic execution and symbolism. Name a more philosophical, kino Pokemon than Salamence.
>most powerful pseudo-legendary
but Nietzsche's Übermensch talks about the individual who creates his own values and his own morality and who does not reject any moment of his own life, it is an abstract concept, not one of physical properties
>>58793100>>58793144Absol btw
>>58793100>Masculine tale of aspiring and then ascension>sheTranny.
Just want to make passionate love with her anons.
>58793130Musk can you please update your bot, it isn't fun anymore
>>58793141Nah the FBI only cares if you make fun of Chitwood
>>58793369>thinking you have a chance with pokegirls or PokemonBold of you to assume anyone besides you is assuming that
Absolute hottie
>>58793351>if pokegirls were real>if you exist in the pokemon world>if>if>ifof course the schizo got assmad, he fantasizes about living in the pokemon world more than anyone to the point he treats random goonposts as an invasion of his own fantasies kek
ARE YOU READYTO MEETTHE WORST STARTER POKEMON OF ALL TIME
>>58791213Yes, but remember the person who tried to ruin his life IS a content farmer. They make their living off of content farming people with Sarah Z.Consider the fact that Chugga hospitalized himself because the accusation fucked him up so bad emotionally he needed to be put on suicide watch. He was a prime mark and if Chugga didn't have a proper social safety net it would have been easy to push him further over the edge. Imagine you're a social parasite like Lady Emily and Sarah. How juicy a gossip rag you could make about the "fall" of a Youtube icon with history like Chugga. They gambled on making a statement and then a bunch of people with axes to grind because naturally Lady Emily and Sarah Z having a closet full of skeletons had to assume he had a ton too.All they got was his Ex who literally just wants nothing to do with him because he's autistic [which is not an angle you can sell on in todays climate] and a random girl who he shitposted with and who when she start flirting with him he had a "I'm too autistic for this" and fucking asked his Mom for advice about. There was no gas for this story and thus it was left to die and Lady Emily just got to give a bargain bin "oh I was just so emotional and in hindsight I realize it wasn't the right way to handle it, life is just so HARD" But if they could have driven him to suicide they would have the fucking vultures they are
>>58792989"""Lady""" Emily's real name is Dalton, by the way.
>>58792989He could've bounced back from everything else I think but the pedo stuff is what sealed the deal for him.Of course anyone with half a brain cell would know that A: Chugga clearly didn't know what was going on and B: That was just how people talked back in an era where jokes weren't outlawed.
>>58793273face reveal
>>58793336Still he did bounce back which is good because most folks realized it was bullshit
