Is it better than Pokémon?
>>12467728that cartoon was the gayest thing ever, the kind of shit you could hear your friend's annoying little brother watching from the other room
>>12468358>he never got to errantry
>>12468456>cartoon based on a videogame>it is about a boy who plays said videogame and gets transported into the videogame's world by using a magic console or whateverI really don't get how such a lazy and retarded idea could get greenlit. Where the producers worried that people won't buy the game as long as the show's plot doesn't scream "THIS IS BASED ON A VIDEO GAME!!!!" into people's faces?
>>12467481Short answer: No
you can fart on your enemies in this game so it has that at least
What do you think of the more retro portrayals of Mario before he got lobotomized into incomprehensible bing bing woo-hoo man? Why did this more normal Marios fail to stay relevant and the maniac Mario didn't?
>>12476102She's a bounty hunter that kills aliens, wasn't hard to imagine her like that
>>12476126Yeah, she couldn't exactly be like damsel in distress Peach screaming for help.
>>12476102>Is there any narrative reason why she had to be a gigastacy alpha bitchIn the comic? Yes, she had to be a rival for Princess Lana. The silly part is having the hots for a teenager.
I like how they depicted her under the armor
For me it's https://youtube.com/watch?v=tR5joNASmtY
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>>12475038>/vr/ - "new GOOD, old BAD" general
>>12475038I didn’t even realize there was another thread because it uses an image of some unknown asshole instead of a handheld. Why would you do that?
>>12476515because he's a nigger
>>12476515Lurk more obvious newfaggot.
>>12476515He's /ourguy/
Post some interesting version and regional differences you know of, betas included. Yes, Super Mario 2 was originally donkey donkey picnic which itself was going to be a mario game. Here's one from Ardy Lightfoot (SNES): There's a point in the game where you're following a burglar for one of the MacGuffins and she ends up swallowed by a giant worm. In the international versions, she's just knocked out in the ground near the end of the stage but, in the japanese original, she was actually digested alive and only her skeleton remains (You can even see droplets of stomach acid dripping from the ceiling). Pretty fucked up, I can see why they wanted to change it.
The German version of Link's Awakening has an additional easter egg that was put in by the translator where, if you named Link after him, a track he composed would play:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw8jSMLlX6Q
>>12476774i don't see any mention of the not for resale being it's own revision. it's likely whichever rev they were using when those labels were used.i didn't look very hard, correct me if i'm wrong
>>12465695>it's not an emotional issue or has too much meaning to them.They literally got hit by a nuclear weapon.Twice.
>>12469032Don't you shit-talk Veggie Tales in front of me, The Girl who Became Queen was hilarious.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFkwmuK9BxE
>>12465749The tranny still freaking out because of kiwifarms
I love this game so much...so fucking much bros only the Sonic levels tho
>>12472042I'll never get the appeal of the knuckle stages. Just playing as a metal detector. SA2 make these even worse with the nerfed radar and stages being pretty massive. Gamma stages are fun, they have an sort of arcade run and gun appeal of just blowing shit up in every direction and trying to get big combos. Would've been more interesting if the levels started with like 5 seconds and then had to quickly rack up points to add to the timer but you're given so much at the start you can practically finish the entire level without shooting anything. I didn't even realize this was part of the gimmick with Gamma until someone pointed it out.
>>12475883>I'll never get the appeal of the knuckle stagesYou load into the stage, you have to go from point A to point B to point C as quickly as you can, only point A and point B and point C are randomized every time you start the stage. You have to use Knuckles's (and Rouge's) fast movement and traversal options to narrow down where the emerald shards are as quickly as possible. Your score is based entirely on how fast you can do it.
>>12472090Big's stages are right there dude
>>12475967>Big has bespoke areas with completely new mechanics>Gamma's stages other than Hot Shelter are just trimmed down versions of Sonic's stages that are over in 15 seconds each
>>12472031This game is the epitome of trying to turn a small meal into a buffet. In reality it only has 11 stages. 10 of them are played in their entirety by Sonic while only 1 is new and original for the other characters (Hot Shelter with Amy, Gamma, and Big). So that means the other five characters all share the exact same 10 stages as Sonic but only use small chunks of the stages to compensate for their play styles. The hub worlds are used entirely to stretch the game length as well as the slowest characters (Amy and Big) end up being forced to traverse the biggest map (Mystic Ruins Jungle) just to give the illusion of progression without actually doing anything worthwhile. Then you have characters like Knuckles being forced to find stone keys in that same jungle maze (made worse in the original because DX at least gives you a map).Overall it's a game built to only play as Sonic, then they crammed all the other characters into it last second to pad it out because they realized the game would only be an hour long with just the Sonic stages.
>Friday night>dropping wife's kid off at in-laws after he is out of basketball practice >ball 'n' chain going out dancing with her friends>have the entire house and a 6-pack of hoppy IPA's all to myself to enjoy What mini SNEZZ(Super Nintendo to the layman) game should I marathon tonight?
I could barely hold back tears as I watched him thrust into her as her moans of pleasure filled the room. He came inside her too. Something only I have ever done with her. It broke my heart. They got cleaned up and we talked a bit. He high fived me and after some small talk and eagerness from both of them to do this again he left. I cried myself to sleep that night. My wife was so happy and chatty afterwards. She really wanted to do it again. We talked and ended up fighting because she's frustrated because she didn't necessarily want to do it but it was my idea and she had a great time but now I'm not comfortable with it which I understand but she reluctantly agreed we won't do that anymore.I tried having sex with my wife last night for the first time since then and I couldn't get hard. All I could think about was seeing Chris's much larger and much blacker dick enter her and I felt so insecure I stayed soft the whole time. My wife and I are going to see a marriage counselor to see where we go from here. I feel like such an idiot and I can't believe that I ruined our marriage like this. It's the biggest shame of my life.
>>12472837As a married man, I get what you mean. I don't have kids yet, thank God, wife wants them, but for me it just sucks to even think about it, guess I'll do it for her sake, and our parents' sake since they want grandkids to make their miserable lives a little less miserable, even if it makes mine worse. A few days off from everything and everyone is nice, to do the stuff you like, with a nice snack and drink, it's comfortable, wish I could do it more often and wasn't so busy, well, it'll get worse, so I better get used to it really.
>>12475568I know this is just a shitpost, but it's always baffling to me when people just assume that whatever pornshit they watch will be perfectly tolerable for them irl. For every one man who winds up genuinely enjoying watching his wife get railed by another man, another 10,000+ will feel like shit and wind up with a ruined marriage.
>>12475568>pre-nut clarity
>>12472837I have my SNES mini hacked. My go-to game on my hacked SNES mini is Spider-man and Venom Maximum Carnage.
Peak.
>>12476798Peak what, shitty final boss design?
Ugh, it's so dark and I can't see everything clearly and sharp...
>>12476798They don't make music and atmosphere like they used to
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>>12474871Or they can just make an episode and not mention her at all
>>12474771>whatever they're calledEyecatch, pretty standard on Japanese TV.
making my way through season 3 lately, does it stay as good or does it get more forced than it starts later
>>12475720at some point quality diminishes but it's never catastrophic and from time to time you still get some very good episodes
>>12475720The worst it gets is they settle on a format of each episode. Normally it's Challenge > TamaGe > Challenge > Mini Corner > Challenge > Game Showcase > Challenge.Also they go out of their way to try to avoid the same gimmick idea for different games. I.E. when Arino does the re-fights in Mega Man, the staff switch out how they remind him what weapons he used in the original fights.
Did they really need all this jhit just to compete with the snes? Why not just keep making good Genesis games? DKC didn't need the Super Nintendo CD
>>12473446they were min/maxing their market
>>12473436>Did they really need all this jhit just to compete with the snes?Mega Drive outsold SNES handily outside of Japan until well after the Saturn was out, so clearly not.
>>12476717The only reason it appeared to be doing notably better than SNES in America until DKC was because the Genesis had been out for two years longer. And the beating they took in the Japanese market was so severe they ideally needed to be doing more than just marginally better in the West.
>>12476620You could be right, I don't know how I would have reacted if it was a whole new system. But it likely would have been atvleast 325-350 in that case, especially if it still had the cart slot and if it didn't have the cart slot that would have meant having my Genesis, Snes and the Sega CD all hooked up. I still probably would have got it anyways but would have felt more redundant at least to me. It didn't sell well as is anyways though so who can say. I'm just glad they made it. 32X less so, it only had a handful of stuff I thought was worth it and then got ignored hard by Sega. >>12476717OP was going off the false assumption from the start that the Sega CD's intended competition was the Snes. Snes was part of it, but not the main part.
>>12476742>until DKC*DKC3, it took a few years of Sega having moved on for SNES to catch up and overtake the Genesis.
How the FUCK did they do it?
>>12476248>look it up>variation on shumpFuck you
>>12476359Do you not like shoomps or something??
>>12476365To be honest anon im kind of tired of seeing really old cool artwork on a game and then it turns out to either be some sort of VN with a very basic ui or a shump, like 9/10 thats what you get.
>>12476393Complete plebeian mindset
>>12476393To be fair, Night Striker is more tolerable than most SCHMUPS since it actually tried for its art work and its perspective is more visually interesting.
Anyone else prefer the original Star Fox 2 boxart than what we got in 2017?
>>12476726No, that placeholder is boring as shit and looks like it can be any spaceshooter, trash taste op.
>>12476726I like the logo better, that's about it.I don't think either one looks like the boxart we would've gotten if the game had actually come out in the 90s.
>>12476770>I don't think either one looks like the boxart we would've gotten if the game had actually come out in the 90s.I think they were planning on producing puppets but they're either unfinished or lost so we got Imamura art instead.If we AI the final keyart with character puppets and Arwing miniatures I think that'd be close to what we'd have gotten.
Retro elf games. They sure do show up often as a staple of fantasy. This is Lucia from the DnD arcade games. It was neat. Post your faves, western or eastern, whatever genre.
cutest file select screen ever
elf
I like elves you can see naked.
The plural is elfs
Why was it so god damn good and soulful?The Crash Bandicoot games are pure gameplay. Crash 1 and 2 belong to the very few games I will replay for the rest of my life.
>>12474061wtf is landed
>>12474079A cancelled reboot from the 2010's before the remasters came out, I love his design there, though I don't think I managed to replicate it well, here's the concept art.>>12474072Thanks, anon!
>>12472448Boss fights stink. Especially in the 2nd game. What even is that stupid asteroid shit in the tube 'final boss fight'
>>12472448Only played 3, not the first two so can't comment.
>>12474095This is definitely the weakest aspect of the first two games. Even Rare got their shit together after DKC1.
How's a brother supposed to play this nowadays? I know there's a big copypasta that has all the download information.
Wasn't this the one that wipes your C drive if you uninstall it?
>>12475993It was Myth 2.
>>12475235The only reason I ever played this game is the little troll guys who blow shit up. They are fucking hilarious.
>>12475235This game is a classic example of how a lot of old games were actually really bad and just floating themselves on quirky presentation
Why all the hate in the thread? The Horned Rat/Dark Omen and Myth were the ones that let Total War happen.
#1: For Dead Eyes Only (1997)>>12447361When last we left our heroes, Lo Wang was trapped under a mountain and Dr Morgan was breaking the fourth wall. Can they persevere?Only one way to find out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF7jvH7ASZE
Will Wang meet Dr Exo? Have we been given enough backstory?Find out tomorrow!
>Seven chapters in>nothing but backstory
