i have no idea who asked for a video game about an obscure early 20th century comic strip, but there you go
>>12474614Son of a bitch. . .the filename
Adult Nemo: Return to Dreamland
>>12476994literally the average /vr/ user who peaked at 8 years old and its been downhill ever since
>>12474614>See image>Immediately hit with wave of nostalgiaI had this on vhs in the early 90s and watched the heck out of it. I hadn't thought of that in 30 years. Didn't realize it's Japanese animation until now.Doesn't seem like good fodder for a game, agreed.
>>12476994>50 year old fat balding depressed nemo>pops pills hoping to return to dreamland>the princess wants nothing to do with him>becomes the new nightmare lordmillennial gamers would eat it up
>>12475585How well does this play?
>>12476246It plays okay, 5 missions, but no save at all. I guess it was planned because there was a save menu. Of course, it's simplified if you compare it with a PC game, but still impressive what they did
>>12471732Mulan got a decent bootleg on Genesis... also an arcade title called Legend of Heroes which isn't Mulan explicitly, but pretty obvious it's meant to be, and it plays pretty good, both better than all the mediocre titles that Disney put out officially.
>>12472865That's the one with the weird music? Shit's sounds like it came from a horror game. Very playable game otherwise, the dev hasn't been identified as far as I know.
I just beat it for the first time ever after putting it down as a kid, it really is as good as they say. What game should I play next? I'm not to familiar with the Zelda series (this was my first zelda game).
>>12476147These are The Correct Zelda Opinions.
The soundtrack does a lot of heavy lifting in this game. Unfortunately, you’re never going to play a Zelda game again with such a great ost. It had the perfect blend of arranged classic tracks, and most of the new pieces became series staples.
>>12476147>every time you start to have fun you have to restart the timeline and are reminded how much better OOT is.I heard there's a song that's basically mandatory to learn that slows down the progression of time a lot so this doesn't happen so much.
>>12473051More mush and toilet paper after slopparina? Nope.
>>12476951Bot response
Why aren't you playing Golden Sun RIGHT NOW?Are you fucking retarded?
because right now I'm chain smoking marbs, listening to DJ screw and playing Daggerfall. Real niggas play real RPGs. None of that girly guy shit dress up like a woman type shit like Final Faggotry 7.
>>12472217>not daggerfall unityPretty based.
>>12460702I do
>>12460765/thread
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>>12470801jews
>>12472953>episodic gamesthanks god that didn't materialize until late nextgen
>>12470814Japanese content is always wonderful, you can see all those game that didin't reach UK.
>>12470840Did psx got a version or was only on ps2, pc, dreamcast and xbox?
>>12476958PS2 never got a Legends port; you're thinking of Dark Legacy
Which monster hunter games count as retro in 2026?
>>12476860It sure is, I dislike a lot of stuff but when I find things I like, I really like them and the first Monster Hunter is amazing in my books. I put somewhere between 400 - 800 hours into pretty much every entry until Generations Ultimate. World, Rise and the newer ones don't do it for me. And yes, I used all the weapons, though greatsword has always been my favorite. Even without online anymore the base game of MH1 is still pretty great and nothing else has it's control scheme which is part of what really makes it shine.
>>12476885The difficulty is most of the appeal. Very few series have the level of challenge of fighting a monster that can kill you in seconds if you slip up and having to keep that up for a long time. I had to go out of my way in Dragon's Dogma to recreate that kind of thing.
>>12476885Roguelikes, fighting games against good opponents and puzzlers like Puyo keep me going for ages, meanwhile even as a kid Mario and Zelda almost literally put me to sleep. Ohh yeah and Ecco the Dolphin is one of my favorite games of all time. I'm that smug asshole.
>>12476886These play times are reasonable, my playtime in these games is about the same, even more in G Ult/XX. But more than 999 hours in MH1 alone is crazy.
>>12476909A lot of that 999 hours was online with my friends and plate hunting. You needed so many damn Rathalos plates for just about all the end game equipment and they were only from tail carves with a 1% chance. So even when we would go in with one headlocking and then one or a couple people going for the tail it was still really time consuming. MH was a whole community then though so even with everything it was still fun to log on and help folks who wanted it. PSO was a similar thing. I also spent an embarrassing amount of time in Ragnarok Online, but met people who are still friends to this day.
What do you think of the more retro portrayals of Mario before he got lobotomized into incomprehensible bing bing woo-hoo man? Why did this more normal Marios fail to stay relevant and the maniac Mario didn't?
>>12476102She's a bounty hunter that kills aliens, wasn't hard to imagine her like that
>>12476126Yeah, she couldn't exactly be like damsel in distress Peach screaming for help.
>>12476102>Is there any narrative reason why she had to be a gigastacy alpha bitchIn the comic? Yes, she had to be a rival for Princess Lana. The silly part is having the hots for a teenager.
I like how they depicted her under the armor
For me it's https://youtube.com/watch?v=tR5joNASmtY
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>>12475038>/vr/ - "new GOOD, old BAD" general
>>12475038I didn’t even realize there was another thread because it uses an image of some unknown asshole instead of a handheld. Why would you do that?
>>12476515because he's a nigger
>>12476515Lurk more obvious newfaggot.
>>12476515He's /ourguy/
Post some interesting version and regional differences you know of, betas included. Yes, Super Mario 2 was originally donkey donkey picnic which itself was going to be a mario game. Here's one from Ardy Lightfoot (SNES): There's a point in the game where you're following a burglar for one of the MacGuffins and she ends up swallowed by a giant worm. In the international versions, she's just knocked out in the ground near the end of the stage but, in the japanese original, she was actually digested alive and only her skeleton remains (You can even see droplets of stomach acid dripping from the ceiling). Pretty fucked up, I can see why they wanted to change it.
The German version of Link's Awakening has an additional easter egg that was put in by the translator where, if you named Link after him, a track he composed would play:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw8jSMLlX6Q
>>12476774i don't see any mention of the not for resale being it's own revision. it's likely whichever rev they were using when those labels were used.i didn't look very hard, correct me if i'm wrong
>>12465695>it's not an emotional issue or has too much meaning to them.They literally got hit by a nuclear weapon.Twice.
>>12469032Don't you shit-talk Veggie Tales in front of me, The Girl who Became Queen was hilarious.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFkwmuK9BxE
>>12465749The tranny still freaking out because of kiwifarms
I love this game so much...so fucking much bros only the Sonic levels tho
>>12472042I'll never get the appeal of the knuckle stages. Just playing as a metal detector. SA2 make these even worse with the nerfed radar and stages being pretty massive. Gamma stages are fun, they have an sort of arcade run and gun appeal of just blowing shit up in every direction and trying to get big combos. Would've been more interesting if the levels started with like 5 seconds and then had to quickly rack up points to add to the timer but you're given so much at the start you can practically finish the entire level without shooting anything. I didn't even realize this was part of the gimmick with Gamma until someone pointed it out.
>>12475883>I'll never get the appeal of the knuckle stagesYou load into the stage, you have to go from point A to point B to point C as quickly as you can, only point A and point B and point C are randomized every time you start the stage. You have to use Knuckles's (and Rouge's) fast movement and traversal options to narrow down where the emerald shards are as quickly as possible. Your score is based entirely on how fast you can do it.
>>12472090Big's stages are right there dude
>>12475967>Big has bespoke areas with completely new mechanics>Gamma's stages other than Hot Shelter are just trimmed down versions of Sonic's stages that are over in 15 seconds each
>>12472031This game is the epitome of trying to turn a small meal into a buffet. In reality it only has 11 stages. 10 of them are played in their entirety by Sonic while only 1 is new and original for the other characters (Hot Shelter with Amy, Gamma, and Big). So that means the other five characters all share the exact same 10 stages as Sonic but only use small chunks of the stages to compensate for their play styles. The hub worlds are used entirely to stretch the game length as well as the slowest characters (Amy and Big) end up being forced to traverse the biggest map (Mystic Ruins Jungle) just to give the illusion of progression without actually doing anything worthwhile. Then you have characters like Knuckles being forced to find stone keys in that same jungle maze (made worse in the original because DX at least gives you a map).Overall it's a game built to only play as Sonic, then they crammed all the other characters into it last second to pad it out because they realized the game would only be an hour long with just the Sonic stages.
>Friday night>dropping wife's kid off at in-laws after he is out of basketball practice >ball 'n' chain going out dancing with her friends>have the entire house and a 6-pack of hoppy IPA's all to myself to enjoy What mini SNEZZ(Super Nintendo to the layman) game should I marathon tonight?
I could barely hold back tears as I watched him thrust into her as her moans of pleasure filled the room. He came inside her too. Something only I have ever done with her. It broke my heart. They got cleaned up and we talked a bit. He high fived me and after some small talk and eagerness from both of them to do this again he left. I cried myself to sleep that night. My wife was so happy and chatty afterwards. She really wanted to do it again. We talked and ended up fighting because she's frustrated because she didn't necessarily want to do it but it was my idea and she had a great time but now I'm not comfortable with it which I understand but she reluctantly agreed we won't do that anymore.I tried having sex with my wife last night for the first time since then and I couldn't get hard. All I could think about was seeing Chris's much larger and much blacker dick enter her and I felt so insecure I stayed soft the whole time. My wife and I are going to see a marriage counselor to see where we go from here. I feel like such an idiot and I can't believe that I ruined our marriage like this. It's the biggest shame of my life.
>>12472837As a married man, I get what you mean. I don't have kids yet, thank God, wife wants them, but for me it just sucks to even think about it, guess I'll do it for her sake, and our parents' sake since they want grandkids to make their miserable lives a little less miserable, even if it makes mine worse. A few days off from everything and everyone is nice, to do the stuff you like, with a nice snack and drink, it's comfortable, wish I could do it more often and wasn't so busy, well, it'll get worse, so I better get used to it really.
>>12475568I know this is just a shitpost, but it's always baffling to me when people just assume that whatever pornshit they watch will be perfectly tolerable for them irl. For every one man who winds up genuinely enjoying watching his wife get railed by another man, another 10,000+ will feel like shit and wind up with a ruined marriage.
>>12475568>pre-nut clarity
>>12472837I have my SNES mini hacked. My go-to game on my hacked SNES mini is Spider-man and Venom Maximum Carnage.
Peak.
>>12476798Peak what, shitty final boss design?
Ugh, it's so dark and I can't see everything clearly and sharp...
>>12476798They don't make music and atmosphere like they used to
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>>12474871Or they can just make an episode and not mention her at all
>>12474771>whatever they're calledEyecatch, pretty standard on Japanese TV.
making my way through season 3 lately, does it stay as good or does it get more forced than it starts later
>>12475720at some point quality diminishes but it's never catastrophic and from time to time you still get some very good episodes
>>12475720The worst it gets is they settle on a format of each episode. Normally it's Challenge > TamaGe > Challenge > Mini Corner > Challenge > Game Showcase > Challenge.Also they go out of their way to try to avoid the same gimmick idea for different games. I.E. when Arino does the re-fights in Mega Man, the staff switch out how they remind him what weapons he used in the original fights.
Did they really need all this jhit just to compete with the snes? Why not just keep making good Genesis games? DKC didn't need the Super Nintendo CD
>>12473446they were min/maxing their market
>>12473436>Did they really need all this jhit just to compete with the snes?Mega Drive outsold SNES handily outside of Japan until well after the Saturn was out, so clearly not.
>>12476717The only reason it appeared to be doing notably better than SNES in America until DKC was because the Genesis had been out for two years longer. And the beating they took in the Japanese market was so severe they ideally needed to be doing more than just marginally better in the West.
>>12476620You could be right, I don't know how I would have reacted if it was a whole new system. But it likely would have been atvleast 325-350 in that case, especially if it still had the cart slot and if it didn't have the cart slot that would have meant having my Genesis, Snes and the Sega CD all hooked up. I still probably would have got it anyways but would have felt more redundant at least to me. It didn't sell well as is anyways though so who can say. I'm just glad they made it. 32X less so, it only had a handful of stuff I thought was worth it and then got ignored hard by Sega. >>12476717OP was going off the false assumption from the start that the Sega CD's intended competition was the Snes. Snes was part of it, but not the main part.
>>12476742>until DKC*DKC3, it took a few years of Sega having moved on for SNES to catch up and overtake the Genesis.
How the FUCK did they do it?
>>12476248>look it up>variation on shumpFuck you
>>12476359Do you not like shoomps or something??
>>12476365To be honest anon im kind of tired of seeing really old cool artwork on a game and then it turns out to either be some sort of VN with a very basic ui or a shump, like 9/10 thats what you get.
>>12476393Complete plebeian mindset
>>12476393To be fair, Night Striker is more tolerable than most SCHMUPS since it actually tried for its art work and its perspective is more visually interesting.