Why does it look so much cooler than the final version?
>>12028772Because realistically, if all of that were occurring simultaneously, you'd be macro-jumping around the map too quickly to actually appreciate any of it in its entirety.No other genre was ruined by Esports as badly as RTS was.
Fuck, Marry, Cuddle
>>12025215tits not big enough
>>12024573Your Orochi blood?
>>12016037Never get with a woman in the military in any way. Damaged goods.
>>12027215My eight-headed serpent. I'm like 2 echidnas glued together.>>12021409But Futaba doesn't have watermelon tits like Fio.
>>12024642This guy gets it.
I finished this for the first time today, going in completely blind. And wow, this made me weep for how low the bar is for more modern survival horror games today. Tying saves to a limited resource, adding more enemies as you backtrack. Just phenomenal. Are the other games this good? The only other one I've completed was RE4.
>>12029219Zoomer here, first RE I played a couple years ago. Fucking loved the Crimson heads. Amazingly intense game.
>>12029219Try Martian gothic. It's got very interesting mechanics that you may enjoy quite a bit.
>>12029264Is this bait? Remake is significantly more difficult than the original.
>>12029219>plays games completely blindYou're the hero this world needs>but also posts on /v/Ah shit, another LARP for (You) bait, and I fell for it
>>12029492For beginners, maybe. It's about the same for an experienced player. The Director's Cut Advanced Mode is much harder.
I'm told people still play this online...?How do I go about this myself, can I just install from the iso and go for gold?
Oh god, flashback to that loud crashing drum cymbal noise when you died. Biggest jump scare in any game ever.
>>12025227>trust_the_process.exeI like that
>>12025180https://www.pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Vietcong
>>12025180used to play this over LAN with my buddies in high school and we thought it was sooo awesome (actual lingo used)… we were a bunch of semi-retards in retrospect
>>12025180>games where you play as the good guys
>>12028664That's not even the best retro German eurojank RPG.That would be the Realms of Arkania series.
>>12028886First time I hear about the series but it looks interesting.
Top Gear 2 and Lotus II RECSBoth made by Gremlin (same blokes behind Zool: Intergalatic Ninja). They're fine and fun for what they are, RECS even has, theoretically speaking endless amounts of tracks that you can design and play. Not to mention that you can even race on the fucking moon!
>>12028886There's nothing jank about Realms of Arkania. A game not playing as orthodox as you'd prefer does not make something jank. STALKER is not jank because it's made in Eastern Europe, STALKER is jank because it works, despite being a bug ridden fucking mess.
I'm getting filtered :(
>>12029446Holy water. Surely you're not stupid enough to grab the knife
>>12029446Ignore the little guy and attack the big guy
>>12029446Make sure to file a complaint during Karloffice hours. Water you waiting for?
Zelda 2 was a stage play just like SMB3.
>>12028949Actually, Zelda 2 is a video game just like SMB3
>>12028962I always thought it was implied sex, I mean that's how shows/movies used to depict it
>>12028949>Thanks a million.
>>12029038
>>12029038WHAT
condemned to create shitty mario sports gamesFuck Nintendo
>>12026137These mofos smiling like they just bombed pearl harbor!
>>12026101didn't they put rpg elements in their sports games? on gbc anyway
>>12026101They have Intelligent Systems to make their RPGs
>>12022376It can still happen...!
>>12021873F
Great lore and balanced gameplay. Way better than tekken at the time, and arguably still better. What's your favorite 3d fighter?
quakeworld
Why do people who have no idea how fighting games work have such strong opinions about them
>>12028679Check out MK Deception. Great story mode too.
For me, it's Soul Calibur 1
>>12028679SC2 is up there, but enter.
I was messing around with the NES Friday the 13th and reading through the manual, and I realized its basically a digital board game.Camp Crystal Lake itself looks like the board. You manage a set of counselors like pieces on the board. The map has cabins and paths acting as spaces and edges. You draw and use item cards randomly in predetermined areas. Jason moves around like an automated enemy piece.Makes me wonder how many other NES games are like this that I'm not thinking of. Hell, people even used to call levels "boards".
I think a lot of these shitty nes games that japs were hired to make have interesting concepts one could build upon. Jaws is another one that could be the basis for a neat scuba adventure rpg where you hunt for treasure, or something like Festers Quest.
The precursor to video games is board games, naturally most early game designers designed vidya like glorified electronic board or card games, especially American designed ones... yes, I know this was developed in Japan, but I'm sure the actual planning was by Americans.
Previous thread: >>11986381Rules of the thread are simple:>You can only talk about games and systems made before the US release of the NES (1985). Everything before it from the CRT Amusement Device to stuff like Marble Madness and Kung Fu Master is cool here. Later and homebrew ports for Pre-NES games on Pre-NES systems are allowed (e.g. Jr. Pac-Man was released in arcades in 1983 but the 2600 port came out in 1986)>That's it.How do I git gud at arcade Battlezone? Also how do you bind that game? My binds for my Dualsense controller are okay but I wanna know if I can do better.
We hear a lot of 70s gaming in the US and Japan? But what was European gaming like in the 70s? That one driving game that was the inspiration for Atari's Night Driver is pretty much the only game I know of that came from Europe during that time, but there's gotta be more.
Starting play pitfall. Originally thought it was just a running and jumping simulator. But after reading the manual, I realize the game wants you to route all 32 treasures, and in order to do that you have to use the underground passage ways. And to go backwards instead of forwards.
someone beat this
>>12027509I attempted that with a map. All I can say is good fucking luck because even with a map I gave up. Doing all that in 20 minutes is crazy.
>>12029296>even today, the most autistic speedrunners only managed a WR of 18m 14s
Did you play NBA Ballers or its sequels? Were they good successors to the spirit of NBA Jam's lineage?
>>12026013Nah for me it was picrel
>>12026234For everyone else too
>>12026013Fucjed up that we dont get good Bonus Buys anymore
>>12027409Bonus buys are now called micro transactions.
>>12026013NBA Jam was still better than every single basketball game on any console when I still didn't mind ni- errr um... basketball. It probably still is too. NFL Blitz is still better than any football game.>i want it to be realistic!Go play it.
Which is the best VGA device from BeharBros for Dreamcast? I used to have the Hanzo but I thought I’d ask first.
>>12026213>from BeharBrosWhat's your favorite Disney movie and McDonald's meal pairing?
>>12026183I have no idea. The website doesn't do a sufficient job in explaining the differences in the products. I just went with the Toro since it seems like the right one for me. It still lacks features like a VGA passthrough which was the reason I got the Performance brand one back then. Be aware that the BeharBros products I got were shipped out of China, so they may have severe tariffs adding to the price now.
>>12026183They think every prodcut that gets posted that isn't a retro console or a retro game is an ad. Mister threads get ruined by these people and the retards that feed into their bs.
>>12026183That's a good question, I'm thinking of getting one myself.>>12028389You should get your Dreamcast deyellowed.
>>12028427Shill threads get ruined by the OP
>walks slowly towards your basewat do?
>>12022351nu uh that's a lion
>>12027521yeah i'm like snoop lion
Dallas
>>12026308>Using rams as buses>Some hobo attacks your ram
>>12021341>emc2trooperNice try buddy, I cheat. ;)
DOOM THREAD / RETRO FPS THREAD - Last thread: >>12015409Doom/Quake/Duke/Heretic/Hexen/Unreal/Sam/Half-Life/etcGameplay, WADs/Maps/Mods, Source PortsAll other 90s FPS welcome~ Let's post like gentlemen ~FAQ/GENERAL GUIDEhttps://rentry.org/vrbinSO YOU WANT TO PLAY SOME FUCKING DOOM(or Quake, Duke, Marathon, Deus Ex)https://imgur.com/a/wWS8zXzSame thing, in video format:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>12030268That's pretty gay, Anon. You have a voice, you probably have some friends that have voices. You have options, don't use AI. Be better than that.
>>12030272Because it's going to sound even worse>>12030274They don't speak English
>>12030276Then ask one of us to lend a voice, or hell, ask around on social media. If you got a TC you have a tangible THING to show people, and I'm pretty certain there's people out there that're willing to do voicework for free if you ask them nicely.I mean don't expect to get some hotshot professional to do work for you for free, but you get what I mean.I say this and I'll need to do the same in the near future, or try voicing my own character myself soon, though I'd like to get some of that funny soundproofing foam stuff to put against my wall first.
>>12030280>Then ask one of us to lend a voice, or hell, ask around on social media.This doesn't work. Nobody ever answers and even if they do, they never end up delivering the lines I asked for.
>>12030268This is true by the way, I'm the guy who physically prevents anon from posting it.
