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>>12716941>>12716808Not OP but,>Sophisticated, classy and polite>French (partly) >Blonde>Tight sexy renensaince/romantic outfit>GlovesI for one still prefer Ayane slightly more but Helena will always be my 2nd best DOA girl
>>12717352Oh, and I forgot to mention her lovely breasts and butt
>>12717352Is that the one from the Sega Dreamcast?
Nobody still has awnsered my question but fine, I'll post Julia again
>>12717386No DOA 2U
These are my 4 favorite retro rpgs, what sort of person do you think I am?
>>12710681Nigga learn to read
>>12707401>No games developed by black or female creatorsYikes, found the Nazi
>>12715137>retro games developed by females or blacksSo like 5 adventure games made by Roberta Williams and nothing else
>>12708148I dont know why I just like the never ending forest.
>>12710681Really? What are your favorite retro RPGs that aren't RPGs? I don't think I've heard this one before.
How did this magic work?I heard the kids' inputs were not actually impactful to the game and instead there was someone playing the game nad reacting (often poorly) to the kids' key presses.The most well known one was Hugo, but there was also Throut & Neck. Any others?I wonder if Japan had any
>>12716732If Crash gets in Smash before Hugo I will personally kill Masahiro
>>12714189I rang one once and for some reason started crying like a little pussy, the girl on the other end asked if I wanted to speak the Cheesy (the 3D mouse character you moved around) and I said no and that was it, I still cringe even though I was probably like 4 because I’m still that little faggot at 36
>>12717108kek post pics or videos of that game anon
>>12716474>that cute hostI want to go back
>>12716474>loses>Beck starts playing
Just finished this, what did I think of it?
>>12716162I've beaten it on hard. It's just tedious to play. It's not awful, just not that fun
>>12716151Same thing everyone else thought:>looks good>the train was cool>takes the already mildly retarded inventory system and makes it worse for no real reason>story was nonsensical and pointless>sex with Rebecca
>>12716162idiot
>>12716151It's flawed but annoying sometimes but worth playing for the challenges
One time I had a friend over and I went to the hall of the mansion (we all know it's a mansion, don't correct me) with the closed up camera next to the door, and then showed him how to move Rebecca with the right stick so her ass filled up most of the screenI was quite proud of myself
How did they fit it on PCs back then?
>>12715590Unless my memory is failing, I'm pretty sure my PC back then was larger than the GTA SA discs
>>12715590is this about HDD storage space??80GB and 160GB HDDs were very common by 2005Even 40gb of space was plentiful.
>>127158612020’s version of the 2010’s hipsters. Instead of lumberjack beards, flannels, bacon, and whiskey now they larp as masculine with porn stashes and mullets.They’re the same effiminate pussies on the inside.
>>12715837buy an ad faggot
>>12716776thanks for the bump faggot (You)
>This is a cooperative multiplayer mod for the NES game The Little Mermaid. On top of the two player mode it adds a new difficulty setting “HARD” which makes the game considerably harder than the original, as well as a computer helper mode where the second human controlled player is replaced by a computer.https://www.romhacking.net/hacks/9858/
https://www.romhacking.net/hacks/9817/A previous coop mod
Huh, catalog please? look i know its been infested by trannies infighting but, people try to ignore the shitposts and the fakes and look for the real deal.>>12698610
>>12717181No. Fuck off back to your general nobody wants. If I want to make a thread about a retro game hack then I’ll make a thread about it.
>>12717249Based
What in your opinion was the best looking retro console
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>>12716375>want to play it>it costs an arm and a leg on german ebay>and so do hucards>and pcengine mini turned out to be a fucking retropi and doesn't matter anyway because it was never rereleased after the coughstruly the worst timeline
>>12714826This was what I was going to say. I’m a 64fag but as far as aesthetics go I think the Model 1 Genesis is the best looking.
>>12714816Who the fuck is looking at their console? Watch the screen, you casual.
/vr/oom
>>12715486Mizzurna Falls
>>12715486world's scariest police chases aka driver with shooting, god tier co-op mode too
>>12717085Better than Driver, too, to be honest. It's crazy how we don't have more cop-car-chase games out there.
>>12715486Id say smugglers run but it's for ps2
>>12714956Sorted. Had to use a Python script that SPECIFICALLY edits saves for the Xbox version and recalculates all the necessary hash values to load after modifying it.
Blowing into your cartridges is bad.. b .. because it just IS, okay?!?
>>12708549Maybe if you live in a mud hut like some third worlder but most AMERICAN homes are insulated and running your HVAC naturally removes moisture from the air as part of it's cooling process stupid fuck
>>12715307It does if you leave them outside moron, do you not know how AC cooling works?
>>12717254>do you not know how AC cooling works?I don't speak burgerese
>>12717260So poor and stupid. I'm sorry your country hasn't discovered centralized heating and air conditioning yet, one day they'll figure it out.
jfc resident evil remake SUCKS. they completely failed to improve the game and turned it into cheesedick sauce
>>12716452>>12716484>australian teacherOh mate
>>12716484and there isn't a country called australia, it really is fictionalhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagga_Wagga
>>12715854rushed turd
There are like four fucking different Resident Evil threads right now. Please stop.
>>12717195there’s over 10 mario threads at any given time. eat a dick
I just finishd Kingdom Hearts 1 Final Mix and I did absolutely everything, all the dalmatians, all the extra bosses, and I played extensively with the gummi ship construction and made a badass ship with 8bit mario's face. I feel like I should play Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories before I start playing KH2.Is this a bad idea? What am I in for?
>>12714529>I feel like I should play Kingdom Hearts Chain of MemoriesI remember grinding for hours for some stupid card required to open a door, never getting it to drop, then quitting
>>12714529boring game, it's basically kh1 again with a new story that ties it to kh2. A kh1 stripped of all its charm.ps2 version is even more boring than the gameboy version, but at least the gameboy version has a different perspective due to its limitations, and the sprites are beautiful. ps2 version feels empty and soulless because the locations are just reused assets from kh1 in dungeon form, boxes devoid of character. it's trying to adapt something that was designed with a gameboy in mind.
>>12714909>kh1: ps2>khcum: gba>kh2: ps2oh fuck, people didn't play khcum, fix this!>kh recum: ps2eh fuck it...>kh coded: mobile>kh days: ds>kh bbs: psp>kh recoded: ds>kh ddd: 3ds>kh χ: mobile>kh unchained χ/union χ : mobilemaybe we should fix this mess...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>12715962I think it was originally supposed to be a downsized version of KH1 for the GBA (hence why all of the worlds are recycled), but then Nomura had the idea to make it an interquel between 1 and 2 instead.
There's a thread up about KH1 and it's trying to inorganically talk shit about it. Who the fuck even does this shit? Like somebody makes a popular thread about [insert game here] and then somebody just HAS TO make a thread talking shit about it. What a pathetic loser.
It's better than Doom 3
Two things people should not loke about Doom 3: monster closets and audio logs that wont play while you're actually playing the game (like you know System Shock 2 which they tried to rip off)
Prey suffers from being built around a gimmick that gets forgotten after the first hour in any meaningful terms. The further you get into the game the less the portals get used in interesting ways and the flight sections are pretty meh. I do not fell the game is better than doom 3.>>12714965The level design is better but the hunters suck and being an expansion it is kinda short. Does make me think I need to look into doom 3 campaign replacements to see if anyone has made remix of the base game so the levels are more in line with RoE's (and I suppose lost mission) design.
>>12716905>being an expansion it is kinda shortThis is a good thing with how long and repetitive most of Doom 3 is
i love the screens with games and menus you can just walk close to and interact with in Doom 3 and Prey... every other game ever has you press a button then either a fake screen pops up or you snap into position in front of the screen, it's a lost art that was cool and like Half-Life in terms of not taking control away from you.
>>12716905For Prey, all the effort and best ideas all went into the demo. Then the retail game just rode those same gimmicks for a few levels, eventually gaving up and phoned it in by the end.
This game has good controls, decent graphics and fun gameplay loop. Explain why is it considered mediocre while Die Hard Arcade with its laggy controls is much more beloved?
>>12714437die hard arcade is dogshit, and fighting force is okay but extremely meh. this board has a lot of retards who enjoy simple junky retard games
It has no soundtrack
>games you rented once and have no memory of
>>12714437The core fighting sucks, it's slow and sluggish; vs Die Hard being fast and responsive. Like for instance just compare what it takes to pick up an item in FF versus DHAsame enemy x6 or x10 in a row; insane enemy variety in Die Hardawful camera, never a problem in Die HardBoring uninspired level design; while Die Hard keeps throwing new stuff at the player constantlyI also hate how in Fighting Force enemies like to gang up on you from all sides constantly, it's like the devs admitting "we couldn't figure out how to balance this right so instead we made it bullshit"Die Hard also has a much more varied moveset, while in FF it's super basic, and more weapons that actually behave differently too
oh and the music is so bland as well in FF. The visual art direction is also super uninspired, it reminds me of that Ninja game they made, probably the same devs.
what are some retro games that have you like pic related
>>12716427>Majora's mask>DrugsA classic combo for distinguished patricians like ourselves.
Metal Gear SolidMetal Gear Solid 2Metal Gear Solid 3
>>12716365geometry wars
>>12716427>>12716586DUDE
>>12716365Condemned: Criminal Origins on weed is so fucking scary I have to blast rap music over it to even play it.
Any recommendations for digital pinball games? Even if they aren't simulators, anything that's just a fun pinball-esque game
>>12716445Why did they give her a horrible face instead of a cute appealing robotic one
>>12716569I guess they were going for the blow-up doll look.(1/2)
>>12716593There's some more "conventionally attractive" alternate fanart replacement out there.(2/2)
>>12712969>I could play vidya and tune out my parents fightingWell I hope you are doin well now
>>12716816Yeah, they are both dead now. Thanks Fren. JK, they are dead but they separated and then became good friends after that. RIP Mom & Dad.
