Post characters that annoy the shit out of you
I just find it funny that Rosh grows up to be Craig Boone. Same energy, same stupid worldview, same ridiculous over-the-top "solutions" to problems. It's funny cause Jason Marsden does a great job on both of them.
>>12641803more like rosh penis lolthis guy looks like he shits pure cum
>>12641803Vinnie Gognitti. I hate him and his fucking escort mission so much that I shoot him myself two or three times before I get serious and take him across the stage.
This little faggot>HEY>HEY>HEY
And yes it mogs CE's
UT99's
>makes your already choppy game run even worse
i honestly couldnt tell as a kid. and i highly doubt you guys did either. i was a ps1 kid anyway
>>12635034PSX has 99 problems, but frame rate ain't one.It's probably the only thing (besides high resolution), it does better than the N64.
>>12641776That and the better textures.And the CD music and storage.And the third party support.And the not bottlenecked memory.And the RGB output.But it doesn't have the library of the same 5 Mario and Zelda games that speedrun trannies love playing over and over, so I guess it loses by default...!
>>12636792They're not the same game though.
>>12641791This except unironically.
The demo for SiN Reloaded is out! Another beautiful remaster from Nightdive.
>>12641729>Steam is spyware>anything that's not open sores is for cucksNext time try something more believable, this is just nonsense that I will not grace with a sincere reply.
>>12641735>though that's more on the port devs.Have the devs released specs for the new stuff? Sourceport authors updated for id24 when doom released new levels. >>12641736>>Steam is spywareYes, the program that literally has a database of every user's computer and constantly runs traffic in the background even when a game isn't running is spyware. It's copy protection anyways, have fun cracking your games once steam goes down.
>>12639809well since you brought it up, they're actually a little bit smaller than og
slopmaster
>>12634707You don't have to be a contrarian about everything. It took me many years to understand too, so i get it, but just so you know, you don't have to do it.
I always found it weird that they made the mirror shield a post-game item
>>12639856It's just an extra that didn't have much purpose. Might as well shove it in the post-game to make it feel more rewarding.
>>12640267>Minish Cap has a lot of flaws >and I never thought this was that much of an issue desu.It's pretty exemplary of why it's bad. The mirror shield has no reason to exist. There's no reason to do the sidequests. Shrinking down isn't used to its maximum potential. It's a short, repetitive, backtrack heavy, gimmick of a game.
The worst thing is I fucked myself out of the Light Arrows.
>>12640383I liked getting all the heart pieces in TP
>>12640383This
>>12633301Punched through Ice Cavern with all steals and items found. Camped outside of Dali until I ran across the friendly monster and gave him an Ore, and encountered Ragtime Mouse once during the process. Everyone is level 8-9 now, next stop is Dali, but I'll wait to deal with it tomorrow.Saging since dead thread and not gonna bump it just to blog.
>>12639758Idk about everyone else, but to me that'd be better content than the trolls and console wars.
>>12639758Cleared Dali, the Cargo Ship, and saved just inside of Lindblum Castle before meeting up with Cid. Stole everything from every enemy and boss, got all treasures, played cards and won against everyone possible, saw all ATEs so far, got the stella token, and got the Very Good Fortune before leaving town. Will probably play more later, but I need a break for now.
>>12617103It was my first FF since I got into them after 7 had come and gone. I always thought it was one of the best, that 5/7/9 are the best ones.I guess I could think of some complaints, but it's stuff like not getting to spend more time on Terra, or Zidane's trance abilities all having the same function. I didn't engage with the more obscure optional stuff, only the chocobo treasure hunt and beating Ozma.
>>12641139Met with Cid, ran around town grabbing everything and beating everyone in cards, got some new cards and a bunch of new equipment, then went outside and smacked around Axe Beaks and giant spiders until Zidane was level 15, mostly to farm AP. Saved right before the Festival of the Hunt, will continue tomorrow. All disc 1 ATEs completed, but I still have Quina, Chocobo Hot and Cold, Gilzamuke Grotto or however it's spelled, grinding dragons outside of the grotto, and Burmecia to go on disc 1 once I finally get out of Lindblum.
What are some games that are ooze-core?>ooze-core. a game that comes from the age back when genres weren't clearly defined, coming from the primordial ooze so-to-speak.Populous and a lot of Hydlides are like this. You might see features from a genre in the other or devs trying different concepts in one game.
>>12642027Might & Magic, and Ultima.
The OozeNo one cares about your shitty attempt at coining new terminology, namefag tranny
Is Dragon's Quest ooze core? Final Fantasy 1 makes it feel absolutely ancient.
proto-culkincore
>>12642045FF1 came out after DQ2
The older I’ve gotten, the more I’ve realist Yuji Naka is a sadist. His level design was fun, but intentionally designed around exploiting your instincts to give the worst possible outcome unless you learn where the traps are. But, by rarely killing Sonic as long as he’s holding at least one ring, the player will be less likely to quit, and keep punishing themselves longer and longer.Yuji Naka loved tormenting kids.
>>12641696Who? Sounds like some faggot that would take a piss on sega and go work with retarded Americans
Imagine a technical Sonic game like Kaizo Mario. Entire vertical mazes of spikes and springs that must be navigated without a single ring.
>>12641773Sounds like hell
>>12641631Yasuhara did the level design for the Genesis Sonics, Naka did the programming.>>12641647>floiganAnother Yasuhara creation.
>>12641631>Yet another schizophrenic lolcow thread created by auster spammer the obese american & registered sex offenderWhat a loser lmao
Were these games as good as I remember them being?
>>12633815turok 1 owns
>>12633815The first game makes me imagine the smell of bromine water, like a theme park.
>>12636298The more gameplay that comes out for this it looks alright. For modern day gaming standards at least.
>>12639070>go through all the trouble of getting the Nuke>oh man time to fuck up the Primogen>he's got a shield for the first part of the fight and I waste 2/3 shots before I realizeI still enjoyed it but the game's not without its flaws. I also really liked Shadowman, finished both original and remaster
>>12637825It's not a mess, it just gets tedious towards the end. Still an 8/10.
The perfect system and, In many ways, it's been a downhill ever since.
>>12640889>mobile twitter screenshotYou're not even human.
>>12640889I honestly have no horse in this race, I just find your agenda funny.
>>12640894>calls it Twitter in 2026Faggot.
>>12640906Based Elon fan
>>12639847Yes!
Post things from back in the 80s and 90s that are mostly forgotten in current year.Pic related always makes me think if this phenomenon. It was one of the first viral internet things, at least related to video games.
So... the lost ancient builds of Ocarina of Time. Never a fan of the whole "Obtaining the Triforce" bit.
>>12641713game genies, not to mention in-game cheat codes, non-obvious / hidden easter eggs, and secrets in general. gaming is too "solved" now
>>12641713Rumors in general. Maybe they still exist, but they get easily and quickly proven or disproven nowadays thanks to data mining. Nothing will top the absolutely crazy rumor mill that was Pokemon, especially since a lot of insane shit that sounded like it was some made up bullshit from that kid whose uncle worked at Nintendo was actually real thanks to glitches.
The Fire Temple chant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZGnJF1R0WU
>>12641770This.It was so amazing to find hidden stuff and cheat codes back then. Finding some weird room or character, that had nothing to do with the game was truly an interesting experience
How the fuck did the Streets of Rage devs make such an irredeemable, clunky, janky, boring, tedious, pile of kuso garbage?
There is absolutely nothing "jank" about this game>even mike matei said so!!Fucking lmao, I couldn't have come up with a more blatant "retarded youtuber gave me retarded opinion" if I had tried
>>12638530>there's like 5 commands on each button>your character moves extremely slow and you have to constantly double-tap d-pad to sprint (which is still slow)>your character constantly clips on shit in the environment, especially when sprinting>you have to crouch every time before jumping>the hitboxes are fucking awful>the depth perception and perspective is the absolute worst out there>foreground elements outright block your vision sometimes>platforming just feels really janky and slippery in general (maybe a combination of the shitty perspective and the crouch to jump or something different)>many sections of the environment just have no border and nothing blocking them yet you can't traverse them, while other sections that look identical can be arbitrarily traversed with no indication or rhyme or reasonIt's probably the worst feeling/controlling game of that entire gen. Are you european? Did you grow up on shitty eurojank games on your "Zed X Spectrum"? This would feel right at home there with that kuso trash
>>12635190which is better, this or landstalker? Crusader of Centy is not a zelda-like.
>>12641630>Crusader of Centy is not a zelda-like.more of one than beyond oasis
>>12641630Is it really that bad? I was looking forward to playing this after Landstalker>>12641630I've only played/playing Landstalker but that game sucks ass
Why was it kino while RE1 sucked?
>>12641174the vast majority of sequels are better than the first game, because the devs make a more realized and gameplay optimized version of the first one>crash 2>donkey country 2>mario bros 3 (yes I count it as a sequel as mario 2 was dlc)>sonic 2>megaman 2>etcbut this doesn't mean the first RE is bad, it is very comfy and enjoyable.
>>12641174>Why was it kinoInterchangeable Leon/Claire A/B scenarios is a big reason why it's kino. It still mogs the 2019 remake for that very reason. I always used to play Leon A then Claire B for decades until just before the remake came out and decided to try Claire A then Leon B instead and realised THAT was the way it was always meant to be played.
>>12641174RE1 rocks. Only faggots think it sucked.
re1 is a 96 game, early playstation. capcom grew a lot in a dev cycle, especially in presentation.
>>12641704Crash 1 is 96 and mogs
I sold it along with the Cube back in 2016 (this phot is a decade old), and today I tried some on Dolphin, but the NGC catalog is dogshit. I grew up with it, but I’m too old for Pokémon and Sonic’s Chao Garden now. Both Starfox games are terrible, and Sunshine feels like a gimmicky OG Xbox platformer like that cat game by artoon. The only good game besides smelee is F-Zero GX, and that’s it.I have no idea how I managed to put up with an NGC for so many years. It’s such a childish console that only a manchild would enjoy in 2026.
>>12639451Everyone knows what the great Gamecube games are, it's kind of like N64 where its top games are all there is although Gamecube library is deeper and its games aged better.>>12639541Super Monkey Ball is as hardcore an arcade game as F-Zero GX, poser faggot
>>12641545>Super Monkey Ball is as hardcore an arcade game as F-Zero GXDelusional
>>12639671This was a good one>>12639451Baten Kaitos, Skies of Arcadia, Harvest Moon: Magical Melody, Tales of Symphonia, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, Phantasy Star Online, Eternal Darkness, Custom Robo, Metal Arms though I played that one on Xbox. The GameCube has an alright library depending what you're looking for.
>>12639451Pikmin is rather pleasant. 2 can be challenging.Super Monkey Ball 2 is harder than F Zero GX.
Kururin Squash is good if you can get over thinking of yourself as a manchild. It's aimed at children but it's japanese exclusive, so it's still hard as fuck if you go for 100%.There's a translation patch although you wouldn't lose out on much if you played it untranslated. There's extremely little text and what is there is a literal baby storybook, as in that's like the whole theme of the game.
>3 months ago decide I'm finally gonna 1CC my first game and practice everyday>still haven't seen level 4
>>12639414>>12639438>wunseesee thread>dude you have to play CAVE games!Le wunseeseeshmuptrannies at it again
>>12639406Donkey Kong 1cc is doable in a weekend.
Metal Slug 1 is pretty easy to do as long as you gitgud at the final mission.
The Mega Man arcade games are the world's easiest 1CCs.
>>12639406NES Contra games should take you an afternoon or two to 1cc as long as you don't rush ahead like a retard. If it has to be specifically an arcade game, >>12640314 is an option, though it's harder. Also, ignore the retards shilling Cave shmups, danmakus are terrible games for beginners.