This should've become the standard for secrets.Everything about it is perfect.
>>12427732>The desire to make shit up like we're ahead of the curve is part of our DNA.I literally never had that desire and majority of people I knew also never had that desire. It was always a small amount of people.It's a specific type of person that makes shit up to look like they're a part of the curve. Maybe it would be worth asking all those people what their childhood was like and see if there's any common factors.
>>12435784>I literally never had that desire and majority of people I knew also never had that desirehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773022335511174.mp4
>>12435810Don't know what to tell you, Anon. I was one of those kids on the playground who believed those random kids making shit up because I couldn't conceive of kids making shit up on the playground. If you think everyone else must have an irrepressable burning need to make shit up, because you have that need, that's on you.Years later in high school I did make up a stupidly convoluted way to get a secret explosive ice cream in MGS3 once, but it wasn't to look like I'm ahead of the curve, it was to fuck with a friend's brother by proxy that we were both trolling. Fucking with someone by giving them an extremely convoluted way to unlock something to see them try do it, then say "nah nah you must not have done it right" to continue fucking with them is a very different motivation to trying to make yourself look good because no-one else can verify the shit you allegedly know..
It's a low IQ trait
>>12436006No. The desire to see awe and wonder is universal, and it's not a thing that smart people cease to want.It is, however, something that selfish little memespouting faggots don't want."Low IQ" is not part of your normal lexicon. You only started saying it because other people have.
I think Marathon is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesn’t afraid of anything.
The original is probably my favorite from a pure gameplay standpoint these days, in terms of aiming/physics it's not really any different than the sequels, but the AI seems a bit more aggressive/relentless, and the weapons are better balanced overall.
I thought that was Ricochet for some reason
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>>12430631Really underrated game, more people should try it.
>>12430751Visionary
>>12434651i wonder if that guy bragged about predicting it but because he didn't use his real name in the letter nobody believes him
>>12434651holy shit anon, good catch.
>>12430758Thanks OP
Feet Mai is peak MaiStreet Fighter 6 was based as hell for bringing them back.
>>12427684>literally the worst possible skin>scaly, scabrous, infested with fungi, always smell no matter how hygienicI suggest you research foot fauna, you'll be really, really surprised to find out no human being is as clean and pure as you think they are. You can't scrub away something that lives inside the skin of every homo sapiens.
>>12434638Lmao. You will never convince anyone you gay schizophrenic loser.
>>12428657>linainversehentainaked.jpeg
>>12435314>lina>boobs
>>12426778Literally the only thing SF6 did right.
Post games that are hardly talk about.
>>12429904I really wish DC got more good games
>>12435130Batman got a ton of good solo ones at least.
Rollcage
>>12432113What a jolly fellow
Bro why the FUCK do gamecube cases feel so fucking GOOD?Absolutely premium feel compared to everything else that came before and after.
I always though GC cases were weird since they had that security lock hole for rental stores.
>>12434378As a burger, fucking this. Im thinking of ordering a bunch to replace my us game cases. The us and jap cases are a shitty design where you basically need to bend the disc. I had a copy of kirbys air ride that i thought i was going to break just trying to get it out of the cases death grip.Ideal gamecube case, is the compact size of the jap cases, but with proper covers and not the slip case shit, and the pal disc eject.
>>12433721>>12433762Sometimes video rental places would cut up the cardboard boxes to use as covers for cases.
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>>12434226I'll admit these are nice
>Bangai-O got a translation>by two different groups who both happened to release their translation patch at the same timeWhy the FUCK
>Treasuredropped
>>12432190good bad
>>12432190>>12432195Wha the fuck?
>>12433772Stop liking everything that you like
>>12433774Like what
Every single game ever should include upgrades and stats like these two games/thread
>>12434825I was about to curse OP but then remembered I like Dino Crisis 2 item upgrades>>12434854Didn't Darkstalkers 3 on PS1 had some mode you could upgrade your character and even change his color? Street Fighter Zero 3 also had an even better version with a world map and everything (I think the upgrades were writen in japanese so I didn't know what they did though)
>>12434825>King's Dragon's Tooth Sword of the Zodiac
It would break balance obviously but I think every single game in existence should a mod that randomizes buffs/debuffs on equipment just because it would be funny to fuck around in.>Doom>get a +9 Shotgun>clears entire rooms in one shot
>>12435908The way the BFG9000 functions is vaguely like a giga shotgun, so that part is kind of there already.
>>12434825Only if enemies also have random stats variations/buffs
Are you a Midnight Club lad or a Need for Speed bro?
>>12433489Gran Turismo and Hot Wheels Racing...
>>12433489If I'd go for the top three up to 2007 as per the current rules of the board, I'd say it is like this:NFS Underground Rivals - unusual choice, I know, but I'm a sucker for american calssics, and UR allows you to get a Charger or a Mustang, customize it with all the Underground ricer style and neon lights, then take it to 400 km/h. Also, the only game with a customizable C5 'Vette with pop-up headlights, m-m-m.NFS Carbon - ricolously awesome autosculpt parts for classic muscles. Two bug catchers, naked air filter, ultra-wide wheels, crazy spoilers and a nice selection of bumpers, body kits, hoods... Even a chop top is available, and you can actually adjust how much you want to chop! The only thing I'd point out against it is that you are unable to put super-wide tires on non-autosculpt rims, plus the amount of muscle rims overall is rather lacking. Still, it's about the best game to build your own 80's pro street styled muscle car.I made 5 custom textures for Carbon so far, and I plan to make 5 more.
>>12435597Finally, number one...Midnight Club 3 - blows everything and everyone else out of the water by a large margin. Still the best game ever for every fan of american muscle. While tuners and exotics get pretty much the same bumpers for every car, muscle get 10 unique options each, which allows for unparalleled customization. I have three savegames in MC3 so far, and I will probably make a fourth one somewhere along the way.It has everything the two games above have, and more. Bug catchers? Yes. Neon lights? Yes. Ultra-wide tires? Yes.But then you can also customize chrome color, nitrous color, individually adjust the height of the front and rear axles - so go ahead and build a gasser, or give your muscle a 70's rake. Go equip you Charger with an iconic NASCAR Dayton kit. Slap a supercharger with a bug catcher on top of it. What's not to like?By the way, have you ever noticed that the size of the supercharger is directly related to the actual level of the supercharger upgrade equipped? And if you equip an air scoop without a supercharger upgrade - it will be just that, a bug catcher installed straight onto the carbs. Now that's attention to detail.Every lamp lights up when you start the car. Every headlamp flips and pops up as designed.And with a car park like that? 1966 DeVille, 1970 Eldorado, 1981 Camaro, 1963 split window Corvette, 1978 Monte Carlo - and all of them are customizable. Plus, there are several uncustomizable ones that just cannot be ignored, like 1949 Fleetline lead sled or 2003 Cadillac Sixteen. Oh, and there are some choppers too, including the amazing Hotmatch V-Lux. Do you know how few racing games offer a good selection of choppers to ride? Very. Few.Midnight Club 3... it has everything. It's almost perfection.
>>12433489Neither. You're talking to a "Rad Racer" retard.
>>12433489I'm more of a NFS guy but Midnight Club had always done open world better but NFS fans aren't ready for that truth. All NFS open world cities are lifeless. Most Wanted 2005 was the closest a NFS actually took advantage of the open world format to make the city a playground.
Did I beat the game guys? I didnt follow a guide so this is where I naturally ended through keen level exploration.
>>12435260>pointing motionHe punches the stupid dino in the back of the head to make its tongue shoot out
>>12435428They clearly are
>>12432685Probably because it's much easier to just make a bunch of disconnected, distinct themed worlds a la SMB3.
>>12436008Idk looking at the gif it does look like an army, but when playing it looks like the stirrups.
>>12434790Green Yoshi only gains the powers of whatever colored shell he swallows. The colored Yoshis, however, always obtain specific powers regardless of the color of the shell they swallow, on top of (IIRC) whatever power that shell normally bestows. So for example, a red Yoshi will ALWAYS spit out fireballs, even if they swallow a green, blue, or yellow shell, and the blue Yoshi will always obtain wings.
ITT: Post an ASS and others will guess the retro game.
>>12415650UT99>>12416215Jade in MK Deception, her alt I think>>12415512Tanya MK4/MK Gold
>>12416223Sonya from Unreal 1. Can't believe I missed that
>>12434723Reiko Hinomoto in Metal Gear Portable Ops?
>>12434739Metal Gear Online, but yes! It's Reiko
>>12434634how could you cheat bro
Are there any particularly good or interesting /vr/ versions of go?
>>12435941yeah its only partially translated but mostly playable. mostly.
>>12435968We've had entire threads about weird /vr/ versions of /tg/ games. It's how I found out about a bizarre dating sim lite version of uno.
>>12435973Any idea if the full story is translated? The official patch site is a bit light on details.
>>12435978I dont know I didnt make it that far. from what I played all of the story dialogue was translated but some of the menus werent. not a big deal once you figure out what each menu option does.
>>12435918fpbp
It’s not jump-scare spectacle; it’s Hitchcockian tension built on unseen threats, dissonant creaks, and scarcity-fueled avoidance, where moans herald avoidance over combat, and door-loading screens build unbearable suspense.
>>12434720Haha so funny
>>12434871It does read like AI however
>>12434876Human jimmies rustled.
>>12434871the giveaway is the overuse of adjectives. Prompt better next time
someone post the A24 pasta
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nice thread.
>>12431537I wouldn't be surprised if this was Nigel Kitching venting some of his frustrations at what was going on behind the scenes; from what he's said in interviews he was pretty pissed off at editorial
>>12426489I love Richard Elson's Sonic art.
>>12430787>>12430789>robotnik is effectively god and sonic has to ask him to give him a chance to beat him>robotik just goes "ok ok fine"well, that's quite sporting of him.
>>12430772This is the only time Nigel uses Metamorphia and Brutus in his stories.
>shit "game" has no redeeming qualities>it just panders to pedophiles>gets shilled as a retro classic for years
>>12433495>I never understood people making a fuss over itAmericans.
>>12406486It's genuinely unhinged. Literally everything is either demonic, terrorist propaganda or pedophillic.
>>12406486Lol if you think they don't know exactly what they're doing when they make these games
>>12435942But the people promoting those things promote them because they are demonic, terrorist propaganda, or pedophilic. They are open about it and tell you that's what their intentions are. Why should I disbelieve them when they tell me that themselves?
>>12435961>>12435991Nice proving the point...
