>mom used to watch us play NES in the 1980s.>would write down things on the map so that we keep track of it.>let us call nintendo hotline if we got stuck.>gradually grew up>she began to hate me, call me a loser, a fat slob, a virgin>she began to mock my interests>she walked in on me playing zelda on NES, the very same thing she used to help us with in the 1980s.>she doesn't feel nostalgic about it. She only begins to mock that I'm a loser who lives at home and plays videogamesWere anyone else have moms who played Nintendo with them in the 80s, or did they become mean like mine?
>>12436142Okay yeah if you're a schizoid and hate being around people then stay single. I'm giving general advice for normal people. Obviously some people will be happier staying single forever, but for the most part it's a poor decision.
>>12436142>an actual reason why staying single is badBecause getting old sucks, and it sucks harder without a family
>>12427631Is that you Dobson?
>>12436113>dying alone, that's lifeNot my life. My children love me a lot :D
>>12436980>fear ofAlso look up the neville-lake deaths
Holy shit this was ahead of its time.
>>12433558Smelly
Xenosaga > XenogearsAnd xenosaga was just a glorified OAV with a bunch of shallow Bible references (just like evangelion!)
>>12435374Shit
>>12431676>storiesZarathustra, 100 years earlier>games/animuprobably, given above
>>12433216Huh?
Dragon's Lair or Time Gal?
>>12435731Night Trap
>>12435981I'm partial to Dragon's Lair 2, myself
A Fork in the Tale
>>12435731Try this anon, it's peak fmv.
>>12435731Time Gal because as hot as Daphne is and as based as Dirk is to wife and mother a princess like a peasant in the sequel she has much less screentime and thus there's less to fap to at any given moment.
for me? it's a paddle
>>12435109not a paddle
>>12435708I was born in 91 and we had a nes, but got the snes when I was around ~3-5. So I didn't experience the hueg time gap inbetween the two.
>>12435603>>12435612>>12435683skill issue
>>12436026>I was born in 91 and we had a nesmust have had older siblings. i was born 85 and 1990 was terrible timing for me to get an nes
>>12436902Yea, had an older brother
This is based on how much I personally enjoy the libraries today. Make your own: https://tiermaker.com/create/retro-game-console-tier-list-44887S Tier: I tried to only put one here but couldn't, these three are equally kino for me, packed full of too many 10/10 games to list.A Tier: GameCube was a pleasant surprise to me. It's like Nintendo took notes on what the PS1 did right while also retaining retardation from the N64 era. Melee, REmake, RE4, F-Zero GX, Skies of Arcadia, all fantastic but swimming in a sea of slop.B Tier: NES has some fantastic games, and I see why some love it. But a lot of it just isn't for me. However when a Famicom falls into my hands I give SMB1 or one of the RPGs a replay.Mid tier:These all have a couple games I like but that's it. Not enough for me to bother owning/replaying. I respect Mega Drive fans but again a lot of it just isn't for me. N64 and Saturn are very weak in general to me but have couple titles that make me glad they existed.
ITT: Snoytendildo circle jerk
>>12435956Xbox has more worthwhile exclusives, cry about it
>>12436047Average Gayga fangirl response
>>12433031template please
I don't trust anyone who puts a second gen console above any other console of the proceeding gens.
You can only take three retro games to the bunker. What are you taking? No compilations.
Shining Soul IIFFVIIIGran Turismo 2
>>12432013Pokemon RedFinal Fantasy 10Animal Crossing for gamecube (not a compilation and has NES games, get fucked lol)
>>12432013Morrowind (especially is mods are allowed)One of the 3D GTAs, likely San AndreasDoom 2 (especially of mods are allowed)
>>12432013Gran Turismo 4Resident Evil 4Zoo TycoonRacing, shooting, sim. Seems like a good formula to follow for the end of the world.
>>12433038Actually they're just the last three /vr/ games I've yet to play.
>can play UT99 in a browser now>nobody caresWhat gives?https://dos.zone/mp/?lobby=uthttps://dos.zone/mp/?lobby=uthttps://dos.zone/mp/?lobby=ut
Posting my favorite UT99 mix.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SJ6_fQIgOo
>>12436148>all this crytyping larping/vr/ always delivers
>>12424717Facing Worlds is awful unless you want a ten minute bot sniping session.Morpheus on the other hand is 10/10. I never get tired of it.
>>12436696Facing Worlds sucks ass, but Morpheus is a low-grav gimmick map where one side can easily camp out on the good weapons and powerups and effectively dominate. Coret is the GOAT.
>>12436402Mothership Loudspeakerz is great. I also really like Necto Ulin remixes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR5u2xvW8M
>start FFVIII>junctioning and Triple Triad in-game explanations melting my brain>look them up online>oh, that makes more senseSo is every tutorial in this game worded in the least clear way possible?
>>12435794You can't just go into the menus and try things out? It's not like this is the first game to have stat, magic, and status stuff. Number goes up, that thing gets stronger.Try Dark Cloud some time. It's equal complexity, yet no one bitches about that.
>>12435794my mother has beaten ff8 several times and she's not a particularly smart woman. you're a retard, bro. soz
>>12435794Yes actually. That was one of my biggest criticisms playing for the first time. Same for the general menus and UI. Unironically I could design a better one >t. graphic design graduate
>>12435794>current year>JUST NOW starting ffviiifake gamer
>>12436521I'm sorry, I was -3 years old when it came out
last thread:>>12377480last weekend map download:https://files.catbox.moe/rz3g40.parkAwesome Downloads:>OpenRCT2 - Currently the best way to play RollerCoaster Tycoon. We use the latest stable version for multiplayer unless otherwise noted:https://openrct2.org/downloads>UCES - includes all objdata files already extracted from each scenario upon loading, and includes tracks:http://www.mediafire.com/download/7wcrq3xl266d1bj/UCES.zip>Amazing Earl stuff - adds some custom-made rides and scenery:http://www.mediafire.com/download/f3jzct5v8kbzdfj/AmazingEarl.zipComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Weekend Map Download https://files.catbox.moe/4bbma0.park
>>12436034>zero rides added in the last 24 hours>One (1) TOGO coasterstep it up /vr/ct
>>12436094I was busy
>>12436034We've got a lot of room if we want to do more next weekend unless other anons want to move from this map.
>>12436094Came on three times, couldn't think of a good layout I felt confident with.
Fabio on the cover, it's a bald dude in plate armor in the game.What are some other examples?
>>12434165D°°M
>>12434968huh? status bar doomguy has (short) hair, none of the cover doomguys have long hair, it's either short (doom 2, psxdoom) or not visible at all (doom 1)
>>12436301this is about misleading covers, not hair
>>12436308>>12434968Is the misleading aspect of the Doom cover confusing which character you are?
>aesthetics>peak gameplay>peak music>peak storyFor me it’s the gen3 games
>>12435623Mean while digimon has DNA fusion monsters, dragon warrior monsters and robopon is trying to snipe players. Then next year you get monster rancher 3, yu-gi-oh. Where is cyborg mewtwo from the anime? Steel type is a thing, can we get a steel type mewtwo? Lugia, the fuck is this? Charizard really s just obviously the cooler thing to kids than Typhlosion. No one would have minded the same starters again. Maybe give us split evolutions for them instead of whole new sets? Gen 2 pokemon were derpy and lame, and unless it's someones first day on the internet, this is not news.
>>12435037What? That's what the game is anyway. Did you suck at it?
You meet your father in gen 3. That breaks the ground rules of jrpgs. You're supposed to be a kid/teenager/young adult going on a journey, with bonus points of some odd setup where in your hometown an old guy is probably banging your single mother or older sister, like professor oak. Just like real life haha.
>>12427476I considered Gen 3 the best as a kid but I am bored whenever I try to play it. But I play Gen 2 and I love it. Why is this?By all standards Gen 3 beats it: best Pokemon selection before it went to shit, the bikes, the graphical fidelity, more fleshed out map, and the music is incredible. But I don't know, something just doesn't feel so adventurous about it compared to Gen 2 and I can't put my finger on it. I know one of the reasons is that I simply prefer the sprites and art style of Gen 2 a whole lot more, but that can't be the only reason. Is it the excessive use of water? Is the story of Wally just really shitty and uninteresting to me? Does the scaling feel worse or is the leveling too fast? I don't know, but something isn't right
>>12435909Yes half of Kanto does that too, Hoenn didn't make that, after all its just a wannabe reboot that chickened out
Best 2D Platforming games featuring a dude (or chick) with a melee weapon (Sword/Axe/Whip/Flail). It's OK if the game has projectiles so long as it's not the primary mode of attack.
What about futuristic swords
>>12435601Luke gets a Lightsaber in the Super Star Wars games, though they are more shooting-focused I'd say.
>>12435601the cypher weapon in Strider >>12429808 is some kind of plasma sword/tonfa
Popful mail on sega cd is fun
Dungeons & Dragons Tower of Doom,Shadow over MystaraEasily the best sword and sorcery games and the best beat em ups
Art of Atari: The Poster Collection (2017)https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12210332The Art of Tekken: A (not-so) Complete Visual History (2019)https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12211867SNK Characters: All About Illustrations (2001)https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12227548Phantasy Star Online: Episodes 1 & 2 (2003)https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12230621Shining Force III Artbook Encyclopedia (1999)https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12244437The Art of Metal Gear Solid (1999)https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12246590JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Dictionary (1998)https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12258376Gamest Vol. 64: Street Fighter II - The World Warrior Special (1991)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>12432627god bless this poster
Great thread
>>12434238
Thanks for sharing bro, very cool
Amazing, OP. Thank you and God bless.
Why do people like Ace Combat 5 so much? 4 and 0 are better in terms of level design.
>>12434718People play Ace Combat for hype moments and aura, noone cares about the mission design.
>>12434718>played AC4 >almost filtered by combat>finally clicks>loved it>played AC5>team mechanic>fail mission over some team mechanic>turn off game never play againdidn't bother with AC0
>>12436121>filtered by four horsemenLol even
>>12434718It was my first ace combat so I have a soft spot for it. This game doesn't get the love for how many planes it actually has. It's level design is okay, but the variance is good for It's time.The funny thing is shooting down unmanned aircraft in open war comes full circle with AC7. An annoyance became the grim reaper. Also this game introduced the Scinfaxi sub battle, which became a cash grab DLC for AC7.I love the soundtrack though. That's the real seller for me. Keiki Kobayashi is my favorite AC composer and they had access to Warsaw Philharmonic. I notice the quality everytime I listen to it.
>most people who've played it never got past the tutorialit's the greatest Fallout game of all time
>>12436182I love the tutorial. If you're not gaining to level 2 in the tutorial, then you're not playing the game right.
>>12436226I thought it was alright, it teaches you the basics and that's all a tutorial needs you to learn.
Tactics is the only fun retro Fallout game.
