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I just wanted to live a rural life but the j*ws forced usury-based infinite-growth upon humanity.

This is why I can't live in a log cabin in the woods.
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this but unironically and not necessarily about the jews (but actually about the jews)
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It really is terrible. I desperately wish I lived on a farm in the middle of nowhere with my own livestock and a family that loves me and cares about my wellbeing. I just want to kill healthy animals, eat them raw, have sex with 1 foid my whole life, and play outside

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old britfeel memes edition
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>>83424690
stupid old bint
tell her to do one
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>>83424690
Tell her she needs to shave her fanny before new year
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>>83424499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYzT-Pk6Ogw
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R&R o'clock almost i reckon X
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>>83424788
Chonker needs a diet

Does /r9k/ like their women a little Asian?
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I actually don't prefer asian girls, they are cute and everything but I just don't find them compelling
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>>83424289
maybe like 30% asian, if its more than 50% they start to look a little bug faced and chinky
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It's true - Asian women wear contact lenses, dye their hair, change their skin colour with make up, and get nightmarish surgery to completely change the shape of their eyes and face... But white women with dark hair sometimes wear dramatic eye makeup, so ChinaBots continue to win, I guess.
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>>83424289
Hell no. The purity of the blood must always be maintained. That's non-negotiable.
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>>83424289
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

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Cannabis users are six times more likely to have a heart attack

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12235408/

risk ratio (RR) of 6.185

American College of Cardiology: Cannabis Users Face Substantially Higher Risk of Heart Attack

https://www.acc.org/About-ACC/Press-Releases/2025/03/17/15/35/Cannabis-Users-Face-Substantially-Higher-Risk

Did the weed propagandists neglect to tell you this?
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>>83422530
>MI absolute risk (AR) was 0.558% in cannabis users vs 0.09% in nonusers
Honestly doesn't sound like a big deal unless you have major heart issues
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>>83422530
Good thing I only consume thc oil and don't smoke then
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>>83422530
I don't really care about studies, but it's obviously unhealthy. All plants are naturally toxic, they're further toxified by artificial fertilizer and -icides, smoke is extremely toxic, and all the derivatives like THC gummies are awful too since they extract the THC with highly toxic solvents and pair it with other garbage like dyes, preservatives, etc in the final product. Drug users will never not be braindead self-harming niggers
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Cannabis smokers are also 6 times more negro
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this is kinda redundant since 50% (or more) of people will get an early cancer from microplastics

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>no career, either unemployment or min wage jobs
>no house of my own, still living with parents
>no love or romance, just fapping to disgusting porn that makes me want to kms
>no friends, just anons who I'll never know irl
>health problems accumulating and chronic pain
>already old and past my prime, I was ugly but now my looks are in free fall

It's over.
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I cope by self-harming and doing reckless shit that might get me killed one day
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>>83424762
I cope by being a video gamer.
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she was killed, it wasn't an accident
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but have you genuinely lost all hope? I cope by thinking it will all turn around for me.

it probably wont but hope is cope
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>>83424792
yeah I lost all hope. Not sure why I haven't kurt cobained myself yet

has anyone else noticed that white guys cant get idol tier asians? does anyone have any examples? because most wmafs could be chad white guys and at best an average asian, dunno why desu
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>>83423607
>Listen and don't be a creep.

That's really all there is to it. I've met some drop-dead gorgeous women in Asia, many of whom have given chances to white boys. Tall, short, rich, poor, handsome, more unfortunate looking, the number of chances I've seen being given is amazing.

The ones who fuck it up are the insecure creepy weirdos, even if they have everything else going for them.

This will be dismissed by a huge number of bots and incel doomers here anyway, but we can ignore those. This is coming from firsthand experience.

Be honest and interested, just like with white or black women. It aint rocket science.
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>>83423527
what exactly do you mean that shes an asian idol, what would you give her out of 10?
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>>83423654
>don't be a creep
Easier said than done.
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the reason you don't marry asian women is the same reason you don't marry mexican women. they're nationalistic and always yearn for the perfect nation, baby, genes, culture, etc, etc. They always gravitate back towards their roots, which means asian man punching them around.
For latinas its the ranchero guy speaking spanish punching them around and dancing.

People like that don't mix with people who don't adhere to a specific culture and national identity.
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>>83421627
plastic surgery gooks are not top tier in any universe

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are my standards too high? I WANT A BOYFRIEND
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obvious bait, neck yourself after wrecking yourself
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>>83423815
Wow I meet all these requirements still alone. Almost like women saynone thing but then reward a completely different type of guy. Funny how that works.
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>>83423815
>not into sports
its not my fault i love tribalism and coordinated chants
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>>83423815
I'm this except not on the shorter side, both heightwise and dickwise baby. And don't you forget that shit.
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>>83424275
I mean I care enough to pay attention to know how his team is doing on the radio to make conversation and I bought my doggy a jersey for his favorite team and I love that I can view the /sp/ threads and laugh while we watch the games but otherwise yeah you are right that wasn't very grammar chungus of me sorry been a long day

why boys get into bodybuilding therefore fat most of the times instead of just losing weight and bfmaxxing? if your objective is to be the most attractive to girls being skinny >>>>>
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>>83424143
Most guys have no clear goal in mind so they just go for the bigger is better meme without any end. They compare themselves to roidmonsters and feel inferior so they begin to roidnbulkmaxx.
There is no big movement that offers anything aside from that.
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>>83424179
they do not comprehend women nor they want to and wonder why they are alone see chud >>83424161
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>>83424312
>implying op is a woman and not a fag or a baiter
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>>83424143
Because being small as a man feels bad. I would think that women should naturally understand this seeing as how important it is to women but I guess they're a bit retarded.
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>>83424418
women just as men care about looks, they think skinny looks better you wanna keep revolving around the issue go ahead

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Hairline starting receding aggressively at 18. Im 25 now and even after years of finasteride and minoxidil im still slowly losing ground each year. Ive got a pronounced Norwood 3. I got a transplant last year, seemed to largely fail or maybe I just needed more grafts.
Regardless, I cant express how much this has ruined me. My youth is now gone. Everything I wish for is still the immature fantasies of a teenage, but I am now an ugly balding adult male. I consider suicide daily over this.
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>>83424338
Aggressively balding is what's seen as horrible
Full bald is just kinda less attractive
Not a big deal when you're already fucked, give it a year to see if it works and if it doesn't then shave it, that's the strat
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>>83423085
your fault for getting a fucked transplant and not switching to dut, how much did you pay and how many grafts did you get
>>83423134
might as well get a cock sleeve
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>>83424454
They told me about 1200 grafts. I spend like 8 grand. Feel like an idiot
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>>83423085
I was Norwood 2.5 - 3. Got on 1mg of Finasteride and Minoxidil at night.
Now I've reverted back to 1.5 - 2.
Forehead still looks massive and temples are a bit fucked, but it's working. And, most importantly, progression has stopped.
My libido is the same. I can cum and get hard without any issues.
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>>83424338
>I've already been seen as a monster all my life

Same. So why the fuck does going bald matter? Just stop caring bro, because no one else does.

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I am 32 years old, why do I specifically search for 18 year old (legal) porn? I am sick and ashamed of myself.
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>>83417955
Why are you ashamed? cause some moralfag soibois and roasties act like it's a forbidden taboo? as a man, you're naturally inclined to be attracted to women of ripe birthing ages
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Recomend some actual 18 year old porn sluts
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>>83422263
male human nature is not a female, roastie. it doesnt care
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>>83417955
Is it because PornHub banned the term teen? So now you have to specifically look for the age of 18 instead of saying teen? Because that's what happened to me years ago
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>>83423430
I myself do not like Asians in general not just japanese. Their faces don't even seem human to me they seem like animals. And not a sexy animal like a German shepherd. More like an ugly nasty piece of shit. Like an elephant.

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This place is bad for your mental health.

Its denizens lie to you in order for you to be unhappy as they are.
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I don't know man, I think they're just being honest.
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I'm a member of the 1% who tell truths and aim to make people's lives better
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>>83424769
No, they want to demoralize you. To make you think it's hopeless.

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hi r9k i'm a useless bpd "trans guy" who'd really like to talk to some people who are not nice and would degrade me or we can talk about video games i mostly lurk but if you drop discords i will add you there sorry if this is pathetic but i am as pathetic as this sounds haha
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>>83423789
empathizing with hylics and their behavior makes you one of them
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>>83423804
I thought hylics were women?
If there a man jogging on tv does it mean that he's not genuinely jogging or something?
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>>83423816
I'm not engaging with sophistry
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>>83424216
That ok don't even know what that is so there's no chance I was doing it
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she unadded unfortunately, but i guess thats the bpd she mentioned.

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Is there a foolproof way to convince foids who look like this to sleep with me?
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>>83423902
>Fuck off
I'm not a lazy stoner or a coke fiend. I use shrooms and ayahuasca as part of guided meditation
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>>83422148
Good body, shame about the mind and soul inside it
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>>83423986
Halsey actually seem like a cool girl ngl
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>>83422148
Why does it need to be foolproof? Are you a fool?
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>>83423881
Normies aren't ready for the real answer

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Why are liberals so profoundly evil?
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>>83424284
Just remember that their only goal is to dehumanize you, paint you as a monster etc. and it all becomes crystal clear. Their arguments are 90% of the time literally nothing except absurd acusations that they double down upon when you try responding to them properly.

You will seriously see this EVERYWHERE. For one example out of countless, it's the difference between a sane trans person willing to admit that maybe giving life altering surgeries to kids without their parents' consent is bad, vs. a radicalized troon that states that you are a transphobe who wants to genocide them if you even HINT at holding that viewpoint.
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>>83423483
How did he lose the gun debate? So if a liberal gets a vasectomy or uses a condom they lose the abortion debate because they're disproving every other argument for it by not getting one? A republican was killed by someone using a gun and that invalidates the whole right to have a tool and act in self defense? I don't agree with some of the things he said but he got shot in the neck by an extremist and left wing political assassin.
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>>83424600
>"my hatred of leftist is justified because some randos were disrespectful toward a murder victim"
>Trump was also disrespectful toward a murder victim
>"what even is the connection ?"
You see vile rethoric from the side you disagree with as reflections of the core of their idealogy while the same vile rethoric from people from your side is just an exception because of your confirmation bias.
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>>83424618
I've seen israelis on /pol/ have more productive conversation with the nazis.
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>>83423483
>nooo only i get to cruelpost on the internet

https://youtube.com/shorts/SLBgWz6u1xU?si=ns6dYTvNRk41kTgp

cry nigger

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Are tall women really less picky than womanlets?
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>>83423678
How tall are you, Anon?

This is original, bingaling boom bang.
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>>83422673
>I only want the ''womanlets''
Shit taste
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>>83424641
>shit taste
Says you. Tall women are poor quality. Unless they're literal Jotun.
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>>83422650
and you're not posting a source? GIVE THEM NOW
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>>83423678
care to explain this? my gf is 5'10 and doesnt seem to like guys that are significantly taller than her. for some reason, shes freaked out by it


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