Dear Santa,for this year's Christmas, please bring me one loving and loyal gf who looks like picrel (you can make her boobs smaller if they are hard to carry around) and has a personality like 02.Signed, anon
>>83424560>loyalBAHAHAH.. yea right.. good one
Bicentenary EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other relatives you fancy. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, and fetishspamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>83329776https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83329776Story Library: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
>>83394741That's just a thicc random roastie
>>83423787It was the OP image of the first thread.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/68733525/
>>83417851i knew it and i believe the part about scrapping exif data >>83420057>4chan strips exif datathey still have that data
>he still can't figure out what gives away that it's him
>>83408189Only a few times and mostly indirectly, but even when it was happening we never talked about it.>>83415537I have no idea, it changes a lot. I'm leaning towards trauma surgery at the moment, but it's not at all suited for private practice and I hate the idea of being stuck working for someone else or sacrificing too much of my time on work.
femanons would date a guy with hrt boobies?
>>83419298all cute straight guys should become transbians!
>>83421120Do people actually find this ai shit arousing? Its just unsettling and creepy to me.
>>83419298>make your body more attractive to men>"w-would women date me...?"nah nigga come here
>>83422539>transbians>cuteOxymoron.
>>83423471cope, there are many cute transbians
my ex online bf just rejected my attempts to beg for him back after 5 weeks of no contact because hes 33 and says online is fake and does more harm than good. hes still a virgin and never had a relationship btw. is this how most older robots feel? do you still add women online? isnt it better than being completely alone so why would you choose to be completely alone?
>>83423669>it seems like you genuinely love him
>>83423649never said i was the victim and did no wrong, i said that he left me for said reason that he stated. if it wasnt the real reason then he shouldve told me the real reason. this is simply about us breaking up, nothing about the relationship in its entirety. ur just bored probably
>>83420157i feel the same, im 35 and online "relationships" are not real and a waste of time. maybe if i was 18-20 i'd be happy to talk with some schizo foid online and pretend that i have a gf but its just a delusion. its like pretending that being a neet incel is cool, its fun when youre young and your whole life is ahead of you but when youre older it becomes sad and meaningless living such a life
>>83423759A break-up happens when your relationship, in its entirety, fails. If what held the relationship together no longer holds it, then it breaks.That's why we'd need both points of view to understand what the hell happened and when things went south, not just your one-sided view if you guys want to make your drama public. If you both were lovey dovey two or three months ago, but now not anymore, then something broke. And it's often a cumulative sequence of events what breaks everything.And it's also often both partners' fault what breaks it. All in all he's gonna be better now.You claim that it's not what you mean, but you gotta be careful with your phrasing because for some of us, as other anons have pointed out, it does sound like you're saying 'a literal neeting khhv 33 yo incel loser just dumped me', and I just tell you to be careful because even if not intentional, maybe some of this spilled into your relationship with him and eroded it to some degree.Keep the link and maybe you'll both be here some day and at least you get some closure if that's what you need right now.
i get it. im not fucking with anybody online unless we're meeting up within a week. month max. not wasting all that time to realize i hate someone in person.
the number of moids who have MASSIVE MASSIVE trauma from career expectations is really overlooked.and don't give me this "women have to work too" bullshit. a job is different from a career, it doesn't define you the same way.europe is better about this I think but american moids are cooked.
>>83424347is this a foid saying this, if so ty for your sympathy, if this a moid saying this, we are cooked bro, im broke, jobless, skiless, i should just kms in 2026
>>83424359It's actually retarded. Falling for femcel hatespeech kek
>>83424347God bless this cat. I want Nashville hot chicken now
>>83424347explain in more detail what do u mean
>>83424427>hates speechthis nigga did not just use the reddit word. also MOID FOID MOID FOID AHH OH NO DONT REPORT ME ;((((
2B edition!
>>83423937>the faster the onset the worse the addictive potential, smoking would be worse, im next and iv the worstnta, is this the case for all drugs?
>>83423704I had to quit it cause it gave me the memory of a goldfish and made me feel hypnotised, the euphoria, the sort of stim but painkiller feeling was nice but not worth it in the long run imo, quitting CT had little to no wd effects which is surprising for a drug with GABA literally in its name
>>83422103Would rather not run the risk of getting arrested but thx
>executive order reclassifying marijuana as schedule IIIThanks Based Trump
>>83423937>a strong cyp2d6 inhibitorOh, I see! I didn't know that.>smoking would be worse, im next and iv the worstTrue.>the self control isn't coming back I thought you said you can handle it better now?>miss and hit kind of drug but if you like it it's one of the bestCan't wait to try it.>only really tried amphetamine and methylphenidateI did both and liked them. But they were too addictive for me. Meth lasts long, so you can reach a good level and stay there for a good while without the need to redose, so it's easy to keep use in check.>once you fuck yourself with withdrawals every time you do it again it will be worseDamn. Sorry you had to go through that.>once i start drinking i just can't stop, it's like another person takes the wheel and that person doesn't care about anything aside from drinking moreIf I had the genes for it, I'd stay away from Alchohol altogether, it's just too scary to fall down that hole. Sounds like a real demon to deal with, but if you do, you'd end-up pretty strong. I used to drink alone for sleep and escape before I got scripts for benzos and such, but didn't drank more than 1/4 of a wine bottle (12%) a night. Had a period where I'd drink Absinth (70%) and it really made me fly, though I kept it under control. Organ pain is something I am familiar with; having heart and intestinal pain from stims (Meth is really bad for the stomach when taken orally, as I do) yet I didn't stop when that happend but might do if it gets any worse. Be sure to be safe, anon. I know how not being able to stop feels like, impulsivity can be very overwhelming sometimes especially when under-influence. How are you dealing with it nowdays?
I feel like my skin is aging like shit but im not sure why. I eat pretty healthy, I stay hydrated, I dont smoke and drink maybe once a month, I wear sun screen everyday and have a skin care routine with Korean products.Still, my skin is looking leathery, im starting to get wrinkles, I have acne scars and craters, shit skin texture and complexion. Im only 25.What do?
>>83424549don't do anything. learn to be happy with yourself and the body you do have.
What if it really happens this time haha
>>83423495>What if it really happens?It won't.
>>83423513>>83423584you guys know you actually have to make an effort, right? it's not just going to happen randomly.
Having a GF is exactly like having a job, more stress than benefits and once you have one, you realize the juice is not worth the squeeze.Trust me.
>>83423495...How? I don't interact with anyone. Why does everyone keep saying this?
Then I die. I already made a declaration that anyone can legally shoot me I'm ever romantically involved with a real person.
>find men ugly>find women sexy>go absolutely feral for vaguely ok looking male crossdressers why am I like this
>>83424458You're terribly lonely. You're losing your mind. This is by )))design(((!1
high IQ people like subversive stuff. And low IQ people too which is evidenced by OP
>>83424458Same here. What is it?>confidence of the crossdresser?>recognizing the person as a guy deep down, but like the female presentation?
>>83424474got em with the plot twist
brother you're allowed to like whatever you like. chase your dreams.
Why are they like this what is wrong with them why do these types of dark ebonys love bwc so much
>>83424074just date a snow bunny? oh wait youre an elijah and not a tyrone
>>83424224>just date a subhuman left over who never got chad
>>83424293theres plenty of stacy snow bunnies, what are you on fool
>>83424313>stacy snow bunniesLiterally everyone of those woman are ugly subhumans who are fat mid or used up or their fake blonds with bbls and lip injections and want to be black woman
>>83424060>there are black femanons that look like this and will never be my gfPain
post yer thoughts n feelins
guys should I add my crush back on discord again just to be friends or should I just leave him alone fr
>>83424497leave him alone and move on
>>83424497Don't ever give up on love!
Good thing I inherited King James' Clancy collection.
>>83424497Why did you two stop speaking?
Are we winning, MAGA bros???
>>83422945I'd gladly take a $10,000 electric car made in America BUT THE MANUFACTURERS WON'T GET THEIR SUBSIDY-SWOLLEN THUMBS OUT OF THEIR ASSES
>>83422917>>Party A: rational, status-quo supporters, funded by bankers, same thing we've had for the last 100 yearsYou know for a fact this isn't true. The democratic party under FDR was radically different from the democratic party today. The US stayed neutral during WWII until Japan invaded it's territories. The modern democratic party seems completely satisfied with carpet bombing the middle east, giving infinite money to Israel, and getting involved in the war in Ukraine. It's by no means a neutral party geopolitically.
>>83424346>products made in a first-world country with union labor cost more than products made in a third-world country with sweatshop laborno shit sherlock
>>83421713>almost 2026 years since the days of our Lord and Savior Jesus>still putting faith in politicians
>>83424440Chinese EVs are made 100% by robots. They don't even turn the lights on in the factory.American EVs also explode.
Is there a foolproof way to convince foids who look like this to sleep with me?
>>83422211>I hate drugs>literally does drugsFuck off
>>83423902>Fuck offI'm not a lazy stoner or a coke fiend. I use shrooms and ayahuasca as part of guided meditation
>>83422148Good body, shame about the mind and soul inside it
>>83423986Halsey actually seem like a cool girl ngl
>>83422148Why does it need to be foolproof? Are you a fool?
my e-bf betrayed me painfully.. how do I cope?
>>83424267buy more "live, life, love" signs for your home.
>>83424315Was thinking of getting a "live, love, life" coffin to be honest
>>83424267You are not this cat, stop lying
>>83424466>it's another episode of man being fooled by make-up
>>83424267The fuck is an e-bf? What like an online person you don't even know exists for real? And what does betrayal even mean?
Does the new captcha mean no more women on /r9k/?Shit that would be awesome. That would be the best improvement to 4chan since they made the catalog.
>>83424430Yeah, I'm unfortunately always behind you in that regard
>>83424445How are you behind me when you're the one breaking the records. See even you can't understand yourself. Once again proving how stupid you are.
>>83424470I think you have to set a record before anyone can break it, see once again I can't keep up with you
>>83424492I didn't even set any record. What are you on about? I am no match for your stupidity even if I tried. Pls stop forcing me into your girly competitions.
>>83424525Well of course you don't realize, you're world class after all
