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Why are so many moids insecure about dick size? They get to the point they obsess over it even. Small dicks are cute, adorable, and fun to play with and tease. Moids don't realize this. It's also fun to humiliate a smol dick until it gets all red and frustrated and blows all over itself.

Sure, some women are genuine size queens. But lots of women wouldn't mind and actually prefer small cocks due to comfort factor. Men think in terms of going big, hard,and rough. Women meanwhile appreciate cute little things.
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>>83423540
Haha yeah so true. I love social media attention too.
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>>83423540
the guys who are most insecure about it are the same ones who hate BMWF the most and worship niggers every weekend in the NFL. Masculinity is exalted for them and big dicks are more masculine.
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>>83423548
Show us your small dick anon. Let's see the little guy.
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>>83423540
Heard that foids hate mid/uglymen with big dicks, as they resent that the big dick gene went to this moid instead of prettyboy chad. Either way, i won't know, i just have a big dick, but i'm still a fat trvecel.
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>>83423563
Yes my tiny penisu rearry smarr

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>Your Type
>do you use AI for your Job?
>Do you use ai for pleasure?
>Do you prefer grok, chatgpt, character apps, gemini or some other?
>do you bond with animals easily
>do opposites actually attract or do they just trigger growth due to the friction?

>16 personalities
https://www.16personalities.com/
>Enneagram:
enneagramtest.com
>love type
ttps://lovetype16.com/personality
>Myers Briggs Type Indicator Text analyzer:
https://www.uclassify.com/browse/g4mes543/myers-briggs-type-indicator-text-analyzer?input=Text

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https://youtu.be/zsykDQFIXao
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>>83422995
theyre toxic af trying to stifle your little spark, who cares about em
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>>83420069
>Your Type
INTP.
>do you use AI for your Job?
no, i'm a white millennial.22
>Do you use ai for pleasure?
no, i'm not a nigger.
>Do you prefer grok, chatgpt, character apps, gemini or some other?
no, i'm not a nigger.
>do you bond with animals easily
they usually like me a lot and i love animals. usually people wonder why animals like me so much.
>do opposites actually attract or do they just trigger growth due to the friction?
opposites usually end up wanting to suck my cock unironically. i don't know what's wrong with gen X women and with zoomer women, but they really end up trying to rope me into sex or trying to suck my cock, which is really fucking pathetic behavior.
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>>83423339
i like that you describe my tendency to kill threads by yapping about completely unrelated stuff as a spark
>>83423380
you're gen Z btw. 2002
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>>83420069
>Your Type
INTP. i was diagnosed this year.
>do you use AI for your Job?
yes. big tech usually does my thinking for me.
>Do you use ai for pleasure?
yeah. i usually let big government and big tech jerk me off and i see no problem with it. they already have my information when i park my car into walmart and observe what i buy and sell between every single other company without my consent so i see no reason i can't cuck myself from experiencing real women and have e-sex with grok and pornhub instead.
>Do you prefer grok, chatgpt, character apps, gemini or some other?
anything that the intelligence agencies can gather gets me off. i love when big ai gets me off. i really love the fact that they take pictures of my face in every single location i visit and my license plate and ip addresses and cross reference everything with every single corporation around the globe.
>do you bond with animals easily
i don't know what animals are. i have fictional ai pets on grok, deepsea, chatgpt and gemini. i have never seen an animal
>do opposites actually attract or do they just trigger growth due to the friction?
temu is an evil chinese corporation. i love amazon. i love israel. palestine seems bad because of mainstream media but i don't know but i know israel is great and israel is therefore bad. maybe grok can tell me we are the greatest ally ever i love the cia russia sucks india is bad smelly allies i really love the intelligence gatherers in every country romania is cool britain is really political it's really like sweden and capitalism in switzerland but i think sudan does it best i i i i don't even know what you're talking about half of the time because i haven't consulted ai.

i just love big clitsi nmymtouh.

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Women are the biggest pieces of shits, they ignore guys but the moment he becomes famous they suddenly like him. Women are such disgusting fame whores.
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>>83421192
mr bungle lookin ass
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>>83421645
Brought me memories. I remember practicing shooting at the sky to hit NPCs on him. I wish I could go back to the early 2000's.
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>>83421192
BY AZURA!
BY AZURA!!
BY AZURA!!!
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>>83421923
Imagine being an 11 year old CHAD
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>>83421192
Kek, sometimes you can just look at a girl and know she's been around the block a few times. Can't really put it into words, but I know it when I see it.

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>>83422820
you should at least be carrying pepper spray for little petty arguments you will randomly get into with people
you wont get in trouble with the law because and theres lots of grey area as to what constitutes threat and escalation to use pepper spray
and trust me you can bite his balls as much you want to or whatever your plan was after you pepper spray him
but its harder to get to and less effective as a gun (guns are so effective that you can literally just flash it and immediately change someone's entire temperament and intentions into whatever YOU want them to be)
but the whole point you're still not learning from this is theres a right way to handle this and it involves the very real threat of violence
you must learn this lesson here and now
the ability to threaten with violence is a human right
without it you arguably lose your own humanity and become something less than a human
i mean go back and read your own posts
that is no way for a person to exist at all
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>>83422821
>19th century criminals that died 150+ years ago will save us

Cope coppidy cope from copeland
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>>83422821
Pretty sure hes doing that in America
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Pick the nearest object up and crack it between the cunt's fucking coconut head. Size don't mean shit. No matter how strong or buff you are, you're still just as frail as any other cunting human on this hole.
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>>83422590

Not every encounter can be responded to with lethal force without throwing your life away though.

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If you pause during certain frames, it looks like there's cum on her breasts.
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>>83423102
I read somebody talking about this game being good the other day
Doesn't really seem that way tbqhwytf
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>>83423113
I probably saw that thread too, because I made it. Well I dunno, people seem to be dogging a lot on metroidvanias lately; they're not games I actively go out of my way to find but every one I've played has been good including this one, so I'm golden!
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>>83423102
Is this Momodora? This game was made completely by Brazilians, Minoria is also another game of this developer.
Another game with Brazilian developers is Pipistrello cursed yoyo which is a link to the past-like.
Support Brazilian devs please.
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>>83423258
Okay doro-chan, I guess I will
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>>83423102
>cum on her breasts
Don't mind if I do!

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>be me black anon
>sit at back of bus by accident
>wait for downside
>extra leg room
>window seat
>no one staring at you
>cool engine humming sound
>hear black people complained about sitting here
>confused.png
>assume they just hated comfort
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>>83423367
It meant a longer walk in some buses but that's it. Now theres bused with a door in front and the back.
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>>83423413
you say this but the worst vastraffik bus is better than the best bus in the US, even the ones in the 60s.
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>>83423465
likely. but what does that change?
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>>83423367
YOU A COON NIGGA! I WOULD SMACK FIRE OUTTA YOU IF I KNEW YOU!
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>>83423428
you still enter at the front

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Can any blackbots redpill me on the race issue ?

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2B edition!
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>>83423324
>Tramadol was the first Opioid I tried, too. It was a good feeling, but never did more than 100mg.
max i did before getting on bupropion was 200mg and it was one of my most fond drug experiences
200mg with bupropion was worse than buprenorphine tho so that sucks
>I'm a shutin NEET myself rn. They don't feel as good as people make them out to be imo. But maybe it's cus they snort it and I'd never. I mean, they feel good, but not life ruiningly good so far.
different brainchemistries and mindsets and shit
i've snorted oxy and while it was good i think i can handle it now, needles are where it really gets fucked but not touching those unless i want to off myself with oding
>Thanks for the advice, also I know the pic you shared and hope that's not me :p. So far I have good habits with drugs, I believe, so I think I can keep myself in line.
i lost my self control when i gave up on my life and became a shutin neet myself but do keep it up and never break those lines
it becomes much much harder to even try to keep them once you break them once
>Thanks. I'm going by psychonautwiki, so coming from a person with experience goes a long way.
yeah in my experience you can mostly trust it but do take weight into mind
even while i made lyrica worse for myself it's still easily one of my favorite drugs, kind of like a mild mix of opis, benzos, stims and weed
again different brainchemistries and shit
> I'm used to only doing Meth once a week and never broke that line for the last 9+ months, ever since I started using it, so I think I can hold my shit together. Don't wanna jinx it though, Opioids and GABApentinoids are uncharted territory for me

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>>83422983
300ug+ is where LSD stops being predictable for me, and things take a real weird turn. Hope it goes alright. Also, if it's your fist time doing ket, I'd do it separately. Get to know ket first before mixing it with other shit. My worst mistake with LSD was taking it with weed the first few times. Then when I took it by itself it was a whole different (and more manageable) experience.
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>>83423091
Nice. That's real cheap.
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How is robotripping on gels like compared to the putrid nauseating syrup in terms of nausea?
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>>83417765
I've done that combo many times, but i acted like a complete POS except when I combined it with weed. Very euphoricike a slow paced version of ecstacy but wouldn't recommend with the risk factors and potential brain damage, I had a few scary sleep apnea episodes and destroyed relationships with that ungodly combo

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Tomboys of /r9k/, how badly do you want a rough man to dom you? Do the sub men who want mommies turn you off?
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>>83421518
Because delusional women on drugs are valid and manly? Sure.
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>>83422591
You are attracted to masculinity, thus you are gay
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>>83422769
So is fucking trans woman straight?
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>>83423458
Nope, Its even gayer cause its a male
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>>83419882
>>83420508
>>83421518
>>83422769
ywnbaw

my comment was too low on content

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itt: we pretend that we are inside the back of a cop car for 15 minutes while on ayahuasca before going to a mental hospital and getting a drug charge which throws away the last 9 years of schooling
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>loudly snores at your spam
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>>83423291
Replace cop car ride for job hunt, ayahuasca for shrooms, and mental hospital for wageslave job and it's basically my life.
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>>83423291
>AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>AHHHHHHHHHH
>HUUUUUAAHHHHHHHH
>AHHHHHHHH

what are the best kinds of panties to wear as a dude?
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boxers, you sissy
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>>83423311
Now why would you go saying a silly thing like that
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>panties as a boy
>>>/lgbt/

This is what, like the 20th homosexual spam thread today? Mods, do your fucking job.
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>>83423337
this board is gayer than /lgbt/ it's far too late to gatekeep gay shit from being posted here
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>>83423337
>>83423361
you don't need to be gay to wear panties as a guy

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my ex online bf just rejected my attempts to beg for him back after 5 weeks of no contact because hes 33 and says online is fake and does more harm than good. hes still a virgin and never had a relationship btw. is this how most older robots feel? do you still add women online? isnt it better than being completely alone so why would you choose to be completely alone?
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>>83423374
How was it overall and why did you stop caring?
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>>83423347
>Probably not the only red line you've crossed with him anyway.

nice assumption.

no he wont reach out to me, he never reaches out first to any woman he always made that very clear, im not butthurt at all, i was during the 5 week no contact but after reading that message im just very depressed about it.
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>>83423374
how can you just stop caring though unless they do something maliciously or grossly inconsiderate?
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>>83423407
I became homeless, met someone else I was attracted to. Its hard to compete with something right in front of you, especially as I was desperately lonely. but I did keep this guy at a distance because I didnt want to lose what I had with the internet guy. It was all a bit more complicated than that, but he started setting all these conditions of contact I had to meet or he would cut me off and he wanted to move to my country and get a place like immediately without even meeting once. I just started seeing a side I disliked when I was already going through a rough time. I went to visit my friend dying of cancer and he started accusing me of going and fucking this other dude because I didnt call him that day. I understand it was shitty for him but yeah I just stopped caring after all the threats to cut me off and delete everything. He would stage these big farewell phone calls like it would be the last. Probably just so I would cry and yeah I gave up. I feel sure things would be different now if we just actually hurried up and met
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>>83423487
Just a weird set of life circumstances. Its not really that hard to forget something thats not been made real. And if you havent met them no I firmly believe its not quite real.

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Why are Asian women so perfect bros?
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>>83420651
>Mars
Spluh
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>>83423010
>>83418421
I knew she loked familiar
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>>83420493
so instead of 5'11 white/asian chadlite only, like it usually is for attractive asian women, it's instead 6'5 lean and muscular white chad only, the usual standards for the average white woman. Impressive.
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>>83418772
fascinating image, saved. asian women have notoriously odd fat distribution and this one is exemplary.
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>>83418421
There no such thing as perfect, my man.

But damn, you get with an amazing-looking Asian woman, and she will haunt your dreams for years.

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hi r9k i'm a useless bpd "trans guy" who'd really like to talk to some people who are not nice and would degrade me or we can talk about video games i mostly lurk but if you drop discords i will add you there sorry if this is pathetic but i am as pathetic as this sounds haha
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>>83423371
have you tried reading my post again? do you truly not understand?
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>>83422615
Do injections if you want T that actually works
Anyways this sounds kind of hot. Are you into other trans men or do you worship cis cock only
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>>83423466
It's like a pick two and only two kind of situation
If you're originally a woman and still a woman then you're not trans
If you're originally a woman and trans then you're not still a woman
If you're a woman but not originally then you're trans
Do you get it?
All 3 can't be true at the same time
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>>83423497
if you tell me that you truly do not understand my post, that it is perplexing to you, that you cannot comprehend what i said, then i will explain it to you, but i really do not believe that my post is that hard to understand, i think youre trying to be obtuse for no good reason, so please confirm that you are incapable of understanding my post and i will help you, but until then, i will treat you as someone that simply hasnt read my post correctly
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>>83422299
email me your discord slut ill add you
agentomarkello@proton.me

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i'm a shut-in neet virgin. i've got my own apartment i inherited from my grandparents. i'm bored, horny and lonely all day lately and i wanna spend the holidays doing something fun. already tried dating apps and they never went anywhere. i don't click with normoid women. we can cuddle, kiss, watch anime and play vidya together afterwards. if you're curious what i look like, there's pics of myself all over the archives. i'm not opposed to someone who's further away (other countries, continents) as long as you're crazy and dedicated enough to travel all the way to my place. JANNIES PLEASE LET ME LIVE KTHX


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