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I'm banned from /pol/ again. I have been banned at least once a month for the past 10 years. I have never evaded a ban. I feel that if I'm not getting banned regularly I'm not doing it right. Always pushing the envelope for your amusement. I'm a gift to this website.
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i imagine you're probably just getting banned for shitting things up desu, doubt you've anything to say that would get /pol/ jannies on you
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>>83426442
>62
do your friend go outside?
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Lil how do you even get banned from /pol/ op? Are you spamming gay porn or BBC or something?
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>>83426502
I usually post something amazingly funny and upsetting to people and some sperg will get triggered and report it as off topic. I am not a tranny spammer I'm extremely white and racist like everyone should be
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>>83426451
>>83426502
Here's what they banned me for, which is crazy.

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OK , u win. im killing myself soon (cant say when...) ^_^

should i jump off a bridge (for context many creeks are half frozen rn and many waters lead to rapids ensuring a death via possible drowning/temp stuff if not the rock impact ^_^ (will aim for rockzz)

orrrr
should i do partial suspension?

this includes tying a rope/belt to a doorknob, creating a slip knot with sock reinforcements around the carotid arteries to ensure vital blood loss from the carotid arteries to the head, barely relying on weight (since im too fat for traditional hanging xDDD)
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i doubt it, but that sounds retarded. hang yourself from the bridge with two meters of slack, instead, if you're serious. your proposed options are torturous.
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>>83427147
Is that someone you know?
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>>83427090
If you're going to rope then tell us why. It doesn't matter anymore, nothing does, so why not rant about how shit your life is?
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>>83427197
nta, but picrel is why
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>>83427204
how about becoming the man you were meant to be instead of killing yourself?

Well, foids? What are some eroge you've played recently? What do you like about them?
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i played subahibi and totono.
the only sex scenes in subahibi i liked were the ones with yuki.
i didnt like the sex scenes in totono at all really.
i dont really enjoy sex scenes much. i remember going nuts some of euphorias ones when i first played that but not really into it much now

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Hairline starting receding aggressively at 18. Im 25 now and even after years of finasteride and minoxidil im still slowly losing ground each year. Ive got a pronounced Norwood 3. I got a transplant last year, seemed to largely fail or maybe I just needed more grafts.
Regardless, I cant express how much this has ruined me. My youth is now gone. Everything I wish for is still the immature fantasies of a teenage, but I am now an ugly balding adult male. I consider suicide daily over this.
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just rock the blad swag retard
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>>83426243
and get no pussy under 35 as a result
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>>83423085
just shave it off and move on bro what are you doing
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>>83426432
I cant emotionally accept never being a sexual option for cute 18-22 year old girls
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Anyone got side effects from oral fin but not oral dut? Any experiences? I dont use oral fin because of side effects just topical

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It is exceedingly obvious that we exist in some sort of torture / prison realm. Our awareness is stuck inside fragile meat suits with pain sensors everywhere and we are programmed to shy away from our escape route in circumstances when it is the only logical decision to make. That people don't all see this leaves me horrified and dejected. Having children is the greatest act of harm one can commit.
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>>83426608
I dont think buddihism specifically has all the answers metaphysical. But I do thibk we're trapped here, and we can't escape even if with kill ourselves. It's not that easy. It could be reincarnation. It could be the quantum immortality thig where the gun jams in your reality every time you try it.and it may be cope, but I do think there has to be a way to escape and return to the source. I think you have to purify your soul though and kill your ego. You have to achieve a level of existence beyond yourself, beyond time, beyond desire. Time, ego, carnal desire, that's what binds your here. That's the prison. Kronos is the warden.
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>>83426511
Most Indians are mentally retarded though whereas trannies are mostly just mentally ill
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>>83426279
This only resonates with profoundly retarded people who nevertheless see themselves as intellectuals.

If your so smart, why haven't you figured out how to be happy yet?

Just like the 50 IQ spergs who destroy everything they don't understand, you crush your worldview to smithereens because you're too retarded to process your emotions.
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>>83426608
>It seems to be more grasping at straws in fear.
Fear is the main thing to overcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIGr3hOWEDc
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>>83426279
It is very much true that this world is nothing but a place of suffering if you are even one percent self-aware and let your mind think instead of micro-dosing yourself daily with pleasures. The material world is for us to overwhelm our senses. We must always let our senses flood with information and pleasures, or even pain. This way we do not let our minds to look inward. The abyss is inside and the best is to never look in. The only salvation lies in numbing ourselves, not to feel anything if you lack the constitution for suicide which i highly discourage.
>Having children is the greatest act of harm one can commit.
I agree, yet the programming won't let us. Each month the womb reminds the woman what it's their for, what it needs. Ovulation makes her horny, desire to be stuffed with cum. This is how we are doomed to suffer.

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old britfeel memes edition
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Helper is right. the north has been destroyed. it needs a guardian, a protector. i will become...
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*does a dance*
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>>83427096
Anyone can be anyone they like on the internet. You've been doing this shit for years, your posting style is very recognisable. People who are such winners in life as you claim to be don't come on incel boards and berate posters for being losers in the early hours of the morning.
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Got the lurgy de lids. It not right. So close to Crimbo too. This is the immigrants fault somehow.
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me? unrecognisable. consider city my mask. makes sense. used to being face down in the mud, the gutters overflowing with the stench of cheap wocaine and geordie whores.

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Fembutts, why do you crave anal? Are you just pornbrained or do you have a deeper desire?

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I'm a feminist but if I had a boyfriend that looked like this I'd gladly be doing the cooking and the cleaning and I'd shut up whenever he wanted me to
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no shit, and then you would come here when he's sleeping to do the opposite
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>>83425162
the picture is cropped and he's actually bald/shaves his head

still wanna act like that, foid?
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>>83425162
i'm not a feminist, but i still would not clean or shut up even if i found an attractive boyfriend because i am lazy. simple as
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>>83425162
I am bigger and hairier. this guy is a dyel.

>>83427175
You will do all of it because you admire your boyfriend/husband and want to please him and make him proud like a good woman should
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>>83425162
Feminists and the entire gender politics peanut gallery are little pushover faggots who desperately search for approval and have shit taste.
It is known.

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Why are foids such rapey grooming predators now?
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Well I was born in 2005 and I'm of legal age to fuck with MILFs now so...
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>>83426902

Asians don't differentiate between white and North Africans as a reminder
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>>83426919
I don't even look North African. You know what? Don't even worry about it. I'm going to read from this RuneScape novel I've been into lately. Have some JACKED Korean Jesus.
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>>83426587
>Why are foids such rapey grooming predators now?
there is no now. You just have social media to see them post about it.
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>>83426902
This article has already been torn to pieces and was written by a deranged, man-hating feminist.

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Previous: desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83388569

Rules:

Ignore impolite moids

FAQ:
>What is this thread?
A place for biological women to talk about their lives.
>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?
It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.
>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!
r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.
>I'm a man, can I post here?
Please don't, but if you are going to anyway, be polite and indicate your gender.

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Sure I'm gonna get insulted for at least some of it but I've got nobody to talk to and a thick skin
>got hit by a really bad snowstorm, heavy snowfall, high winds, icy, whiteout conditions, bitter cold (apparently feels like about -30 out there)
>power out for hours at a time, nobody for company but my toddler
>pregnant, partner is at home with his family while I sit here alone in the dark and try not to cry again
Just feels like the exact kind of night you should be in your loved one's arms. There's still another whole day of this storm and the last contact I had was him telling me Wednesday evening that he had to get groceries before it hit.
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>>83427089
>gonna get insulted for at least some of it
Why? If you miss your husband you miss your husband. Also you're pregnant and I understand the hormones are a bitch.

Anyway, he'll be back before you know it. I'm sure you'll be okay
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>>83427135
>husband
>>83427089
>partner is at home with his family
Do you mean with his parents or like his wife and kids?
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>>83427135
Not my husband. I miss him a lot, though. Want to hug him and not let go and hold each other under a blanket until this passes.
>>83427158
Latter.
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>>83427163
that sounds.... complicated

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>its now the year 2025
>naked women are everywhere you see
>sex and lust provoking images everywhere
>everyone is a drone and addicted to the internet, hedonism, and materialism
>unnatural things like racemixing, sodomy, homosexuality, transsexuality, and beastiality has become almost the norm
how does it feel to experience gradual total societal collapse?
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>>83427149
ppl are out working trying to survive, eat food, and keep a roof over their head and you're complaining about race mixing. out of touch mong
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>>83427155
yes but we are supposed to be civilized and continually advancing as a society anon, just because we did it in the past doesnt really prove anything
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>>83427162
>ignore all the other severe problems mentioned in the post and cherrypick racemixing
typical for your kind
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>>83427149
You can shut off your phone or computer device and learn how to meditate and see how society is actually not collapsing and everything is in the proper place that it should be.
What is your posture like right at this moment? Do you know where your breath is?
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>>83427164
this society that we are in, that includes everything in the op, is civilized, it is advancing. we're not perfect and we never will be, but we're trying our best. all you can do is apply these standards to yourself and live as well as you can, and maybe hope youre a good influence on others, and that they live the same way you do, or at least try.

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Woooahhhh duuuuuuuuude... its like, two different worlds colliding...
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when two worlds collide

faggot niggas like you was born to die

yuh

when two worlds collifde
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Ah yes, the classic disparity between big man and little man poignantly represented in this classic photograph
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>>83426732
the tiny man is a big dick, the big man is a big pussy
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>>83425378
What would happen if they swapped outfits for a day?
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>>83425498
Wrong. That's actually his buck breaker. Works for his massah.

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Do fembots wash their hairy fish wallets every day? Or do they let it marinate and ripen over the course of the week?
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>>83424542
i wash daily with special vagina soap and shave
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>>83426982
Doupt it. And definetely not a fuck hole. I havent had any action recently. Lowkey want to but that would mean i have to socialize with men irl and that seems exhausting. My hinge and tinder is going off like crazy but I hate replying to guys. I want to do the deed but dont want to socialize. What should i do anon.
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>>83427029
you should stop being a slut and come over
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>>83427071
I dont want ur stinky pp. I want a real manly man.
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>>83427125
my pp is cleaner than yours its prob too big for you

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ive been thinking about being a whore a lot recently. nothing really gives me pleasure anymore. being a whore seems easy to do
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>>83425921
You are already a whore
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>>83426562
well im infertile according to my doctor so now what
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this thread is trannies fantasizing
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>>83426937
yeah, i think so too, now. regret replying sincerely. i hate that, being able to come to regret even the smallest attempts at sincere engagement. i'll probably feel silly about even this reply, later. oh well.
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>>83425921
when are you going to start? will you let us know where so we can see a naked fembot?

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cozy coitus
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>>83427097
Penultimate coitus (second to last coitus one ever has).
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What makes a man want to shove things into his shit hole?


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