What are your fetishes?State your gender and fetishesM>dominating women>femdom (no cuckoldry, chastity cage, findom or pegging)>asphyxiation (guy choking girl, girl choking guy)>threesome with 2 girls>feet/armpits/licking women's entire bodies>hairy vagina>taller girls>older girls>getting a rimjob and blowjob at the same time>harem of girlsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>83415055How would I know?I'm a virgin ffs
>>83415087what do you jerk off to atleast?
>>83415102I'm not doing it passionately anymore, it's more of a mechanic routine.But last time I've enjoyed jerking off was to a feminine twink cumming compilation....I'm not sure it's representative of my broader tastes tho
>>83415126how can you be gay when women exist?
>>83415163Women who look like boys are attractive.I can ofc jerk off to womanly looking women but it feels so soulless, even irl somehow their feminine traits like incel jaw, manlet height, wide hips and narrow shoulders, all seem kinda repulsive.
winter cabin editionfrozen: >>83357177
>>83413904going several years without access to medical care, especially dental care, is extremely common in the united states
>>83413829Because you never posted your face
>>83413904you're so opinionated about topics you know so little about lmao literally the dunning kruger effect
>>83414371My face is too ugly that would scare everyone away not get me simps
the little sister friend crush anon has been awfully silent since the sleepover...
Life can be boiled down to a pursuit of "the good chemicals".As in, all you are is a flesh robot having your strings plucked by DNA, every "choice" you think "you" make is just your programming. There is no "you", even. It's all an elaborate illusion, it's magic, a trick. The pretentions and lofty opinions we have of ourselves are the spells. The only "why" or "what for" in existence is to multiply. It's about quantity, not quality, of life. Always more, always expanding, always reaching out. The only question you really have to ask yourself every day is: What am I willing to suffer through to get what I want? And it's ok to say "I'm not willing to suffer at all, if I can avoid it".
>>83414492I disagree. There is the spiritual self. Our soul that makes is individuals and soul mates with another.
>>83414767>but you present it as gospel determinist truthAre you so insecure in your own assessment of the world that HOW I present my own is more bothersome to you than the actual things I'm saying? I present it as gospel truth because TO ME it is, I don't care one whit whether what I percieve to be the truth is agreeable to you or not. YOU know what YOU believe, why are you so easily disturbed in your own inner peace by someone else stating their own beliefs with confidence?I mean it. Like think about that. Why are you bothered? You shouldn't be.
>>83414752>The difference is that our brains are infinitely more complex than a super computer. And we do know that consciousness is quantum mechanical phenomenon that arrises from emergent behavior.This is a fantasy humanity likes to believe in because it makes us feel good. "Quantum mechanical phenomenon" is nothing but theoretical waffle that by definition can never be definitively proved to exist. It's science going full circle and becoming as illogical as the religions it sought to replace, because that's what humans crave ultimately. The magic, the illusion.>That doesn't mean there is no objective reality.I didn't claim that.I said human beings are incapable of percieving it because we are incomplete creatures, with many flaws and shortcomings we will never overcome or we will cease to be human.
>>83414675Awareness doesn't exempt you from the process. 90% of people don't know what a pituitary gland/hypothalamus is nor how dopamine affects their decision making. They just do what they feel from birth to death.Understanding of your slavery to brain chemicals doesn't free you from it. At best it might make you think more before making a decision, which is just wasting time since your brain makes decisions for you 2-3 seconds before you actually think it. Knowing a magician is crafting an illusion still won't let your eyes see where the ace of diamonds went, you just aren't as impressed by the trick.
>>83415130This is a good way to put it.
I'm a Physical Therapy student. AMA. I'll give you a quick fix for your issues too.Posted on /b/ but it's all porn beyond salvation.
>>83414773I can't really do that. I can do the pushing the head back into my neck part, but to look up and tilt my head back it has to go forward again. I've never been diagnosed with anything but my mom was crazy growing up, so I have pretty much never been to a doctor.
>>83414923the scoliosis is okay as long as you can develop a good life and it doesn't present any serious issues. You'd be surprised of how many people have some degree of scoliosis and don't even realize it.For the gamer posture try this >>83414773 and tell me how it feels.For your tight hamstrings try this one leg at a time, but you might need someone to help you out (if you live alone let me know and I can give you some adjustments):>Lay down prone with your knees fully flexed>Tell your helper to extend your knees up until the point where you can't extend them anymore>Tell your helper to keep your knee from flexing by holding your ankle and pushing against your force, applying a lot of resistance to keep your leg from moving as you try to flex your knee as hard as you can for 5 seconds>Then, tell your helper to extend your knee a little past the initial limitation, then keep it there for a few seconds.>repeat past 3 steps until your knee is fully extendedyou can apply the same procedure with your ankle, where you'll have to push and curl your toes downwards (like you're trying to tippy toe) and your helper will bring your toes towards your shin.sorry about your TMJ, I wish I could see you in person to better help you out but the only thing I can recommend you is to rub your masseters and temples to relieve the pain a little.
Why do I have such shitty balance? I lost all the weight and I lift but I'm still so easily knocked over and clumsy.
>>83414961Try doing a foot inversion, then an eversion, tell me the results.
>>83415041ok, that's something you can slowly progress to.Start doing the following:>bring your chin to your chest>without separating your chin from your chest, try bringing your head backwards as far as you can.>hold that position for 10 seconds and relax for a few secondsdo these 5 reps 3 times a day for a few weeks, it's just 3 minutes every day and you can do them basically anywhere if you don't mind funny looks.
post yer thoughts n feelins
>>83412501bc I used to do that until I downloaded a miner or something bad.
All it takes is one warm step forward and our eyes meet again.
Why didn't they just prescribe the antipsychotics first instead of five years later? Oh, right. You don't even care, or otherwise you wouldn't have told that guy from Ohio to do that
When will i have friends to send memes with, i feel the second I join a cord i'm going to be given a png file with malware on it. fml
Wow that morality, liberty, and justice compass forms a multidimensional horseshoe!
Is it even worth trying to pursue relationships with women when you have a small dick? It feels like you're just setting yourself up for failure. If you can't satisfy a woman sexually, she'll want to leave you eventually, right?I used to cope by thinking it would be alright to let my future girlfriend have sex with other men if she wasn't satisfied with me, but I think that option is just a fantasy. Finding a girl who would be okay with a relationship like that seems even more impossible than finding a girl who would loyally love me for the way I am now.
>>83415137Bruh, you definitely don't need a big dick if what you care about is the way she feels. Just be dominant. Big dick energy is a state of mind. Even women can have it, lol.
>>83415093For me it's completely different. I really don't mind dating a woman who has relations with other women, and I can too, and we can see other women together too. What I don't want is being with a woman who will compare me to other guys (which all straight women do), and I don't want to be with women who smell like sloppy seconds from man sweat or have other men in my intimate space. It's not just a crazy fantasy either, since women's sexuality is more fluid, plenty of times "lesbian" women will unexpectedly end up getting a bf. I've often get called gay because of my autistic mannerisms and interest in things mainly liked by chicks, so it's not too far fetched to want a lesbian liek relationship with a woman as a straight-cis man, albeit gender-atypical autist.
>>83415166Trying to act dominant without having the equipment to back it up is just going to make her ick.
>>83415181I know what you mean, but I've seen people pull it off. And as far as equipment goes, being tall and muscular is WAY more important than dick size for the dominance to come off as authentic.
>>83415203If anything I think the contrast will only make things worse.
i'm scared, why is there something instead of nothing?and why the fuck are we conscious, it's scary.what the hell is going on?what are we gonna do?
>>83415133the fact that we're conscious is scary, it's weird.
We are infinite- we are the perpetuation of a genetic screed from 100+? Million years ago, you get to be the horny continuation of a link of a chain of people from the birth inception of our race and into the future, it's awesome
Unless your going to hell in what case I'd start to panic or sit on the floor and offer yourself as a slave of redemption if your lucky and willing enough or we could wash away your sins or even crucify you if your really still a dick or you can listen to the liberal who has a fundamental flaw in there logic and plan
>>83415160Yeah it's pretty tough some times what you need is a spiritual being to remind you that your not alone and that the meek inherit the earth and that your soul will be saved and that this is the beginning of lifes bountiful gift and yeah nice things are nice it's actually the lack of the good stuff that you don't like
>>83415160It's awesome, magical that we get to witness and marvel at this universe at all
I cant get traditional jobs. Cant explain why, you guys dont read long posts anymore. So what's plan B for people who don't fit in society? >Bitcoin Too late for that >Youtube Too late for that >gold digging Too late for that >programming Too late for thatOn a side note, it's insane how 99% of the money is in online content creation these days. Absolute losers like me are making millions by streaming with their mouth open
hi anon. are you feeling well? whats on your mind? not too long before it's christmas! have you bought any presents? or received any? by the way, you're doing great yknow.
>>83414493>tight jeansthat's right! i hate skinny pants in general honestly. i always wear baggy clothes, unless it's some fancy event.>what genre is it?uhh... you know warhammer 40k? theres a lot to explain... to make it simpler it's a third person horde shooter. its good.>situation outsidefake it till you make it guess. i think you'll end up being okay as long as you stay true to yourself anon.>didn't changeperhaps it did ever so slightly, but you never even noticed>>83414575>cutting coffeemhm, good! i hope the meds help then so that you wont have to resort to caffeine anymore. and stay away from energy drinks!>the ADHD medsah, right those. i guess i'll see how many times i have to use them. thank you for worrying anon. ill do my best!>all goodComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>83414407>at least a realistic portraitI say in jest, somewhat. I do believe that suffering builds character but it is important to know your limits, rest, and enjoy the good moments when they come.>presence is often enough for most peopleI feel like my presence ain't worth much, boss.>would love to get something like that myselfIt is a universal masculine urge to sweep through the house looking like Ebenezer Scrooge
>>83414822>i hope the meds help then so that you wont have to resort to caffeine anymorewell i never *had* to drink coffee. it never did anything good and i stay sleepy. the new pills allegedly don't help against tiredness in the morning also so i will stay eternally tired. I think, i never took those.>ill do my best!that exactly is perfect. good luck.>im sure... i guess they beat becoming an alcoholic...i think that's unironically the case. in all graphs that i saw stims and benzos were ranked below alcohol in terms of harm. i guess it changes if you need to take something every day but you know.>cruel. rude. uncalled for.>i've heard every headphone has a different amount of noise cancellingthey do but even cheap ones are pretty high up there. i have some cheap and some fancy ones and i like both.
>>83414822>i have my doubts but we shall seeWell, better to not expect much and be positively surprised than otherwise, I suppose. >oh... that's a problem?Not a problem, per se, but I certainly don't like how it looks... even lighting like that is good if you want to like, find some item you lost in your room, but it's not good for creating a cozy atmosphere (the main point of lighting hehe). >i do have a lamp yesThat's good, if it's just a lamp I imagine it still creates some dark spots in your room so it must look nice. And it's good that you don't like darkness too much, some people never open the curtains and just always live in a dungeon basically... bit too depressing for me. Is the light too white? Warmer is indeed better, but at least you have yellow walls so I think that sort of compensates for it.>electricity billI'm pretty sure those lights consume like 5 watts... might be wrong though. Is electricity that expensive over there? Good on you for always turning off your PC when you leave, I suppose.>the boxes?? i hate them.Yes! I mean, boxes aren't ideal, but any kind of clutter is good IMO. The more clutter, the merrier! But yes, you've said you hate them before, which makes sense given your propensity for being clean and organized. Wish we could switch rooms...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>83415105oh uhh not intended why
Bicentenary EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other relatives you fancy. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, and fetishspamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>83329776https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83329776Story Library: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
>>83394919Why did kels decide to stop her dadfucking?
>>83414569Realized she got groomed, i think
>>83414446Did he finally lick your pussy? You can't be a good boyfriend without that
>>83409304>dumb stockholm syndromeYou mean trauma bond and love bombing
>>83414644Oh wait i didn't mention that, that's right sorry i forgotYes omg yes he did and It's totally not just a porn thing it felt so good, i had to hold my arm over my mouth and bite into my oodie sleeve like the entire time because i couldn't stop making noises and like i was really loud but it just felt so incredibly good, and my legs especially my left leg was just shaking so much, actually hurt a bit afterwards, like when you stretch your leg when you wake up and it does that thing where it just randomly goes "ok pain time" for some reason, but that was just afterwards, but while he was doing it, it felt so insanely good. I wanted him to do it again today but he said it's not a good idea because we didn't know when mom is going to get home today, but tomorrow is a safe day so he said he can do that for me again if i want and if it feels good, and i said yes ofc because it felt so amazing and i loved it a lot. If real sex feels anything like this then I'm going to probably lose my mind if we start having sex often after the skiing trip. Speaking of sex, i really hope he isn't too big for me, because now after giving him blowjobs and not even being able to fit all of it without choking, it kinda runs in my mind that he is really big, so i hope i can take it without problems. But I'm too excited to care.Also what made me happy is that he said he likes that i keep myself clean shaved, because he doesn't like doing it if the girl is hairy, which i can completely understand, i don't like the feeling of having hair down there, makes me feel very unkept
drop a sick beat, anon-kun!
>>8341484016th note closed hihatsnare on 1 and 4and.... smnthn else idk
>>83414840Fucking ancient image lmao
https://vocaroo.com/1afCR9PV23Bjpost african repetitions
>>83414840huge thai?
>>83414929JERRY!https://vocaroo.com/1fhGUs9ilKr1
If this disgusting freak can get a girlfriend multiple times I see no reason why you can't
he has money, i got no fucking money that's why
>>83415068>this guy.Money is 80% of the work.I always found the abs at kitchen meme that a meme, until I tried.I now have a 4 pack without lifting shit (just chin ups) and a proper diet (plus my eyes are starting to get sunken, aka beggning of death face)same for money, you have money and everything gets better, everything.I to would have an ginger gf with money.
>>834150511)his relationships never last2)these gold diggers keep ringing money out for him and he's stupid enough to fall for it3)in a recent documentary he talks about how he basically has "dead bedroom" relationships.
>>83415134You forget one thing, boogers relationships are basically sexless. In a recent YouTube vid he talks about how his ex-wife willingly has sex with him ONCE.>beggning of death faceYou need more sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD2briZ6fB0This video makes me mald years later.>But anon, it defends incels!!Not really. It's meant for a female audience, and it therfeore still mocks incels and refuses to hold women accountable.>INB4 Le dumb tranny! 100% of women have the same opinions contra has. If a cisgender woman made the video, it would be even dumber. Whenever contrapoints says something stupid it's because women think that way. It starts with the "you will never know what a woman feels like" copypasta. You know, basic suicidefuel that is 100% true. But here it is shown as a joke, to mock how dumb incels are. Mocking a suicide note is pretty expected if you're a 4chan psycopath; but don't claim to be an empathy leftist if you do that. I member one of the comments saying "hearing the you will never be a woman narration made my vagina close up shut". Because if you're an ugly guy having sexual or romantic desires makes you disgusting by default and you should just die and get mocked for it.Contra also talks about a traumatic tinder experience. Contra, the self admitted proud slut; went to the hookup app, and one guy asked to see panties. Imagine this. Being a slut using an app for slutting. And a guy cutting through the bullshit and being direct. This is the epitome of how women are.Even sluts want to humiliate the guy first, make him romance them. Make the guy jester. Only then can he have the right to a one night stand with a used up slut. Women want casual sex but with the guy working hard as if it was a real relationship. You can't be direct with them, even if they are sluts; because that breaks the illusion of you romancing them. Contra even admits crying and falling in love after some hookups. That may be because you want deep shit before letting the guy smash; but still want to just be a hookup. Make up your minds whores.
>controonpoints>>>/lgbt/
>>83414819You fags really get hung up on the trans thing. You literally can't get past that, none of you even read the post or seen what she said(moron, btw, but in a way all women are stupid)On one side we have whores without a soul.And on the other manchildren who get triggered by chicks with dicks
>>83414881if you want to pretend this retard youtuber is intelligent or whatever because you want to suck his cock you can do it on your containment board, no reason to have spam advertising of a troon youtuber in 2025>>>/lgbt/
>baboonjointsarcheologists may struggle with the species, but not the sex of the skeleton
>>83414962I actually feel gender dysphoria when I watch contrapoints. Makes me feel inadequate as a male. Completely mogged.
Is it bad that my waifus are characters like Caulifla, Tomo Takino, and Mileena from Mortal Kombat? I'm basically the male equivalent of those foids who like serial killers and werewolves and shit
nice tastes, Mileena just needs to be loved and get pregnant
>>83414028I asked them and they said they don't know you >>83414046I can save her
Please post in my thread i legitimately wanted opinions
>>83414016Yes because Kagura is superior
i haven't watched SuperTomo is lovable, i get it
To keep the toilet separate from the bathroom. I don't like the idea of keeping my toothbrush in the same place that people shit. Shitting and showering must remain in separate rooms. There was absolutely no excuse for developers to remove the wall between those rooms other than saving like $20 or something on the cheap shitty wall that separated them.
>>83415120People actually shit? Cringe!
>>83415120I really want a toilet room now.
>>83415171Your room?
