Post your consumption of our unborn feathered friends. This is a pb (8 is pb for one sitting) for me but recently I've been consistently eating around 6-10 eggs a day. I'm a vegetarian now and this diet is just working really well for me. It's eggscelent. I think I can do 9 next time. Please ignore my ugliness. Reasons why hard boiled eggs are better than chicken; quicker to cook, easier on tummy, taste inoffensive (easy to get down), no chicken death (unless abortion?), not greasy, cheaper, longer shelf life, etcetera.
U should eat 36 eggs
>>35358521mmmmm you look yummy my dear why don't you whisper some of those sweet words my way :3
more people should be eating eggs on here. here's the ones i just made (hopefully this wasn't supposed to be vegetarian). i'm gonna have the rest now i didn't want to eat them all on the video
Hah, this thread is still up. >>35362831Epic egg consumption.I went all out and got these expensive eggs (double the price) and they are noticeably bigger and have more yellowy yolk, but I'd still rather get a dozen. >>35352267I only need max 120g of protein. Also I'm not sure if my ID carries over on phone posting. >>35358524Is there a soc archive? Need to check that post.
>>35364004interesting eggs did they taste any different? if i ever try these weird green tea preserved duck eggs i saw at this asian market and the thread is still here i will show them. i heard duck eggs are more rich or smth like that. and speaking of that place, it actually has these egg noodles i love a lot and the only ingredients are egg and tumeric.wish more ppl payed attention to this lol it's the best soc thread by far.
the last one is at bump limit.template (if you want to use it):>ASL>About You>Looking For>Not Looking For>Contact---M/40sbiological women 18+:have you been feeling lonely lately? do you need someone to talk to? do you like older, more mature men? add me. (no mtf, please.)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I’m looking for a young girl that would like to see a lot of my dick and be friends with meTeleguard NW432X8XG
F21 USACreepy cute gal looking for sick twisted dad to love and marry 4everMolested af. Live alone. Brunette. Skinny. I like snapchat im sorry if u want to talk to me download it pls ily@medicalcast
M looking for Becky from MSPlease reach out, I'm the teacher you were chatting with. I miss you. LXR3PZ4H3
friendly, bi scene girl! I take lots of pics and vids <3 Dm me your asl to chat!! Kik: feral.angelDiscord: V1ct1m1zed
>ASL28/M/Canada>AboutHung white guy in a committed relationship looking for a woman on the side. I'd like my situation with my girlfriend to be solely for appearances, and your being the one that I truly want and desire sexually. Let's enjoy how much better it is that you're my secret outlet than if we were both romantically unattached.>Not Looking ForAnything else. Don't add me if you aren't a woman.>Discordagencyinjection
>ASL>About you>Looking for>Not looking for>Contact
>>35363892Bumping this. Around Northern VA today and free, but not far from anywhere in DMV.Kik: playbread2928
I know this is a dmv thread, but Hampton roads anons?
>>35363739Bull4wifegf34/m/MD
>>3536248030s/ F/ Richmond areaWant a sperm donor for IVFDrop your contact first and I'll message you. Must be between 25-35 and Caucasian or light skin Latino, no genetics for mental or physical issues.
Looking to share wifePaper plane app : henrytherealtor
Anything and everything Midwest.Ohio: At least we aren’t Michigan.Michigan: At least we aren’t Canada.Indiana: What even happens here?Illinois: Chicago and the people they rule over.Wisconsin: Beer and cheeseMissouri: Anything that’s not STL or KC might as well be the SouthMinnesota: Somalis and lakesKS, NE, SD, ND: Supplying grain for the whole planetLast thread >>34949899
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>>35356191bumpjoin vc naow!
I'm in my room, horny, I'm a sexy Mexican woman and I want my daddy to make me feel my peak of arousal. TLGM @Gonz71
Beware of false prophets, let them not lead you astray. Homosexuals, trannies, degenerates, drug addicts and non seed eaters need to be released from this existence. As always drink plenty of water, eat a sufficient amount of seeds and look both ways before crossing the street.
>>35360947weed eater
Fuck chat platforms. Email is where it's at.>Age/sex/location>Description>Looking for>Not looking for>How many emails are in your inbox right now>Email address
>>35334493Dont look for male friends on a dick posting board if you are taken. Just saying
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>>35355623she probably wants to monkey branch
>Age/sex/location20 f usa>Descriptionlooking for someone to be email penpals with. i get bored a lot and like talking. i like photography, movies, poetry, books (been liking mishima lately), fashion, and whatnot... i love art too and draw a bit. talk to me about the comic i want to write. i also make music sometimes so it'd be cool if you're a musician too. >Looking forfemale friends especially but someone to talk about art and fashion with, music recs (i like emo music)>Not looking forsexual degens, i dont want to date anyone i meet off soc>How many emails are in your inbox right nownothing but spam>Email addressvariedcries@proton.me
>Age/sex/locationM 33 USA, eastern time zone>DescriptionShort, stocky, short brown hair and beard with some blonde mixed in. Glasses. Chubby but losing weight. Relatively hairy.Into reading, writing, cooking, baking, Buddhism, nature/biology, horror/weird as a genre. >Looking forNot really sure, kinda open to anything. Perfectly fine with a normal, pen pal/friendship with anyone.Also can be nsfw. Open to all, preference to mtf, femboys, anyone femme presenting. If interested, can ask about kinks and such then.>Not looking forSellers, scammers, data brokers, unkind people.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Return After a Long Hiatus EditionRead the board and site rules before posting: >>33914922https://www.4chan.org/rules#soc>Cis-Females posting pictures of themselves only>No contactfagging, disc0rdfagging, soliciting, or advertising>Timestamp if new or haven't posted in a while (today's date written on paper)>No bullying, stalking, spamming, or harassing>Report posts that break the thread, site, or board rules>Do not feed the trolls, do not engage known bad faith posters, filter IDs where possible>Ask girls for specific requests instead of posting "moar pls"Want to share a video?>Short clips, use https://www.redgifs.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>35344682I need a lot more of this. Please post more so I can look at it while I'm working and get thru my day
Any cute girls around to play with daddy? 2LV6JFVMB
hiii im looking for nasty pervs to use my petite bestfriend in any way they want! pls dm me for her pics and specially if you can edit them ;3 (tambien hablo español) KJGA5LGC2
Any relatively normal guys wanna chat and trade about our relationships? Looking for other dudes with a gf or wife that we can just ask questions and get to know about emPAFWR49GW
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Love incest, taboo, anything you wanna send me. Add me to groups CQT3Y2JHS
Welcome to the ERP thread!Heatwave EditionPrevious thread: >>34568167The purpose of this thread is to serve as a place where anons can freely share their contact information, characters, solicit roleplay, share fantasies, discuss kinks, and everything else related to ERP.>What's ERP?Erotic Roleplay is text, or voice, based conversation where people build towards "sexy time" that's usually more structured than dirty talk. For many, the plots, settings, and characters in ERP allow for fantasies to be more fully discovered, explored, and fulfilled.>Where can I ERP?Pretty much on any medium that allows for communication, including KIK, Telegram, Discord, Skype, and even Twitter/Instagram DMs.>I'm looking for something more advanced.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35359253do you really need back to back posts?
I'm an experienced writer (both SFW & NSFW) (3rd person) looking for similarly literate partners interested in Futa or Yuri-type stuff, with my partner playing as a female. I can easily write a few paragraphs or hit the Discord limit once I get going so I prefer to write with partners who are similarly detail-oriented.>InterestsI'm more interested in playing cute and dashing sorts rather than uber-dom or hyper. I appreciate verisimilitude a lot, so I love to brainstorm up context and setting info even with more smutty one-off type stuff. I like Reverse:1999 and Fate, but I'm totally down for original fantasy, alt-history and maybe some sci-fi type stuff. >KinksI'm pretty vanilla+, regrettably. 3rd person, Vaginal, kissing, noncon, con, dubcon, teasing, age-difference, breeding, detailed impreg, long hair, exotic cock, clothed sex, mild sexism, drawn/anime-refs, outercourseMention "toodle-pip" in your opening message. Discord: lord_vertin
Look for someone to partake in some incest rp preferably a female and male storyline Kik: 420kenney
Looking for a medium to long-term female RP partner, to write in 1st or 3rd person. I’m hoping to play out a situation where I am a new stepdad/husband, and you introduce me to the world in which the two of you share me as the man of the house. I prefer a dominant role, but am looking for the female to lead us into the eventual act. The idea is the two of you are eager partners who pull me into your fantasy. Kinks: Dom/sub, anal, deepthroat, cum play, swallowing, lingerie, some watersports, rough sex and more. Kik: SpreadEmNStickItTeleGuard: X5YMKSF5V
>>35318169hiii u sound super fun!! :3 25yo submissive cucky tranny would love to chat!discord- loserprincesss_96989
Classic rate threadRate others to get rated, ignore people who don't rate others.
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>>35360029troon, anorexic, or what?Like a 6.5 though
>>35360026How old are you?
>>353535295>>353541484>>353541647>>353560486>>353600266, looks underage
>>35348668the happiest anon ive seen in a while 7/10>>35352214you look like a dude i had a gig with earlier nice hair man 8/10>>35254366nice hair and cool glasses 6/10>>35336929i think youre v cute addme/10
Do scammers on here pretend to be girls and then get YOU, the male, to verify just so they can use your image later in some other scam?I asked this chick to verify and she did. Then she asked me to verify, and I did. I took a photo with the hand signal the wanted, no face. But then they ghosted after that. Like wtf? They just wanted my photo? What would they need my photo for if it doesn't have my face?
>>35346033>there's lots of women or algothe women in question - tranny janny 1, 2 and then>>35337943obviously fake 'guys I'm a real girl I've dated so many guys here pls give me money i'm not a tranny or deepesh running a telegram bot farm in deli pls like above
>>35346113>reddit spacing greentextowari da shut it down
>>35366474Obviously a faggot that can't read and making up a false reality. You niggers only deserve trannies and scammers
>>35366437>If they are a scammer you still put your dick inside themlol okay
>>35364307Pretty sure the rate of real women that are willing to be part of a ghetto scam operation are far fewer and near zero in white countries on account of the limitless options society (foolishly) gives them, so maybe you should give up the interest in bestiality
Don't end up on the Bitch List, be a Real Nigga.A real place for REAL Texans. Come join, only if you're Texan or about to be one.>Active chat>Local meetups about every 2-3 weeks>Fun VC nightshttps://discord.gg/dcd57cPQMN
>>3530488222f dallasnot looking for much else besides a fwbpls just send me ur body and dick too if u want. i dont wanna get to know u. pls be in new york or willing to travel, im not gonna travel out of state.telegram - @againstpills
>>35364268>dallas>please be in new york ???
M 31 setx Thick and uncut looking for F, twinks and femboysDiscord- urfavsnickers
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This thread is where both handsome and masculine men meet and sext up with beautiful delicious trans women and wanna meet up or sext up. Have fun ya horny freaks!
>>35364527Kik?
24, femboy U.S. love to be compared with women or rp as them! Kik; kittensandcake
m28 looking for fembois, trannies, traps, twinks for a quick cum sessionkik/discord: goonerman128
femboy 23170/60so horny and kinkyif you young boy with big cock, i love you tg @lovelove7loveme
>>35359988ty :>
Expose yourself here or post your socials and what you're looking for, be it a master, a sub, a sexual wager, people to send your pictures to, etc.There are enough people looking for this in other threads to merit making a dedicated thread. Plus, the wager threads are just a proxy for this anyway.You can use the exposedpassion.com site if you don't want to post yourself directly in the thread.
25m smooth looking for a hung bull/BBC to show my ass and hole to and share it aroundTele: zrod100
36, WM, usaChubby (6'1, 240, bottom) looking for a fit Dom top to degrade me while showing me what a real man looks like. Looking to worship, too. Tele: 7G56K5XAV
Anyone want to humiliate my small cock? Make me show you and you tell me how pathetic I am? I’m all yours. Kik lucylouu1999
39m married dad secretly been getting used, turned and blackmailed by our landlord who whores me out Kiks chubbutty12
Kstrat222H2L9YRNL8Femboy showing face and small dick for blackmail, exposure, humiliation, jerking to wives and GF's
36 years old, established, looking for a submissive and/or travel partner.Open to love. Pic is me. I'm 6'3. I do a lot of travelling but if thats not your thing im okay with settling down.Chat me up to get to know me.Discord: 75andcountingTelegram: patkittycat
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>>35354763El Ogro
>>35354763don't have discord. add me on telegram, staplerE
telegram: johnsmitherzkik: j.ames.taylor97snapchat: oopswhatswrongteleguard: A3C9H6YTE27yo straight white male from canadamainly hoping to find 44yo Jessica from the midwest on telegram, hit me up if you think youve spoken with her tooexperienced and dominant daddy+bull happy to meet younger or older gals, everything private
>>35365253Hi, it’s me. I’m here
A thread for lonely and probably autistic people who aren't looking for sex, hookups, nudes, etc...Thread rules>Looking for a relationship is fine but we're mostly focused on making friends here>Don't post your weiner>Don't post your snatch>Don't post your butt>Don't post your boobs>Don't ask for pictures of someone else's genitals>Don't post here if you're immediately looking to get sexual with whomever replies to youOther than that, go nuts. Any form of contact info is fine, be it email, Discord, Snap, or summat else.TEMPLATE>A/S/LComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>asl20m maryland >about me!!i am always looking for new people and new experiences. life is all about trying new things and i love meeting new people. i really really want to start a post-hardcore/screamo band. somewhat damaged nervous young inhuman.>interestsi love music and video games like yume nikki, halo, silent hill, cry of fear, atlyss, majoras mask, and a lot more!! i play guitar and sing. i have been starting to read philosophy as that is something that interests me. my favorite show is serial experiments lain.>looking forsomeone to talk to or maybe play vidya with. i enjoy having deeper conversation with people! >discordviolnyx
>asl f/20/usa>abouti'm a lonely person and socializing outside is hard and not worth it but i like talking to ppl. i'm autistic but i can hold conversations. if i explained my beliefs to the average person they would likely think i need to be institutionalized because everyone is mind raped. i'm Christian but i don't care if you are as long as ur not some sort of new age spiritual or other religion. i hope for everyones salvation, but by modern standards i'm all the ists and phobics (and the one anti..), i see patterns and know enough vague history. i'm kinda mean in a joking way sometimes but i never mean to hurt ppl. >interestsi like learning about the Bible, it's context, symbolism, and the history of the times it was written. ancient history, symbolism, esoteric type knowledge, and other religions. nature and stuff etc etc ig u just have to find out. >looking for pretty much anyone funny and interesting and ok with me going on abt said interests. preferably: someone with some of the same interests (i like to learn) and likes to call sometimes.>not looking forppl who want me to play games with them (i don't have any multiplayer ones), ppl going through this looking for some sort of e-relationship, lgbtuvwxyz ppl>contactdiscord: specificloser it will probably be easy to get blocked but i don't ghost ppl cuz that's mean
>ASL36/M/EU>about youJust an ordinary anon who struggles to accept the fact I have no one irl or online friends.Its hard to make friends post 30 as it is, and the more time goes by i wonder if its even realistically possible to still find true friends at this stage in life.>interests/hobbiesCars and motorsport, electronic music, movies, cooking, history, geo-politics, science, sci-fi, books.Im also into swimming and mountain biking as im trying to get back in shape.>looking forPrefer people located in the EU/UK but anyone outside of that are welcome to add me as long as you are ok with the time difference.Im looking for an online friend i can talk with on a daily basis and be open about any subject, without the fear of being judged - someone with whom I can try to escape reality, even for a short while.We can share our interests, daily life struggles, past stories, hopes for the future, talk about current events or just rant to each other.Im genuinely open to any topic/idea you have in mind so as long as we can have a respectful conversation like two adults that dont have to necessarily agree with each other.>not looking forFriend collectors who add and never respond, sellers and most importantly, people who cant hold a conversation.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>A/S/L18/F/US (GA)>ABOUTbrown girl, mostly sleeps, loves to communicate but gets sick of it at times. loves to show you my purchases and new clothes, as well as activities i’m currently doing. nervous but enjoys VC.>INTERESTSanime, cosplay, movies, hair & makeup, rpgs>LOOKING FORsomeone who will genuinely love my loser ass and not take me for granted >NOT LOOKING FORpeople over 33>CONTACT INFOdisc deadmayzlol
