New fat threadFat, hairy, dirty perv here looking for cute sissy/trap/femboys to show off their cute fuckable asses and watch me jerk off to you. Bonus if you got toys.Or do you wanna have your wife/gf/ex/mom/sis/aunt/etc used and abused and fucked and impregnated by some fat, greasy, hairy, filthy slob and watch?Kik: jaaayyy9156Discord: warlockjay#2760Pic is me
I'm a slim, small guy who really likes great big boys.Are you tall? Huge and hungry? Be my belly god?Discord is: middlename#7425
>>31885218Bump, I'm on round two of edging myself stupid
>>31885882Make a discord, fool
>>31839313I will help. If you want more you can add me on discord...Meat#6444
NikkiNeedsHacking#668818m Bi asian twink here with low self esteem. Looking for chubs that can sexually harrass me but also probably like no jokes be my friend.League, valo, Civ, L4D2, anime
Design YOUR ideal partner, with all the artistic prowess Microsoft Paint can channel.PLEASE INCLUDE AN IMAGE, that is the point of this thread after all. Don't ruin the "flow" with a massive text-only reply detailing your ideal gothic e-gf. GET CREATIVE and DRAW!Things to include in your post:>their interests>their personality>their locationMake sure to be creative! the best images will have:>lots of color>clear, legible text>decorations and accessoriesRemember to /soc/ialize; Add a contact like:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Hello! I am a 21 year old male from the US! I am from specifically the east coast and I am a university student. I am interested in video games, computers, all things outdoors, sailing and geocaching! I am here today looking for a lovely woman to chat with. I am a virgin and I was really hoping to start an online sort of sexual relationship with a lady. I am not looking for a findom or to be ghosted, but I am however looking to build a real connection and possibly relationship:)>>DiscordCANNONBALLROG#4637>>Snapchatlilbrim19
>>31885793Read Bungaku Shoukou, the manga. It's this dynamic, exactly
>>31886255>Bungaku ShoukouShoujo*, right?Thanks for the recommendation; the title reminds me of one of my favorite anime: Aoi no Bungaku. Check it out
>>31886520It is shoujouALthought the translation is really shit right now, i'm retranslating it for a friend. Read the Light Novel. It's still great. And if you like it, add me. geeb#1436. get me on discord
sadly i don't have a norse god gf :(a man can dream i guess...
picrew threadmake a Picrew here —> https://picrew.me/image_maker/137904>age26>hobbiesvidya, programming>looking forchill people/homies to hang w, can be lewd>contactJoe_#4778
>age24 f eu>hobbiesI love film, reading (scifi, classic fiction, philosophy), anime, cooking, walking>looking forI'm just following orders
im tall and schizophrenic
>asl25/m/eu>me195cm tall, white, black hair, body & facial hair, green eyes, masculine>hobbiesphilosophy, history, art (architecture/painting), classics, philology, lifting, fencing>musicBurzum, the Smiths, Years & Years, New Order>discorddemetrius#9454I'm only into boys
>>31886825what’s your contact info?
Go nuts
>>31886645you are funny too, kiss me (straight) i am not gay don't gay kiss me. i am drunk.
>>31881184>>>31878172 (You)>Ty for inspadd me or forget about it!!
>>31885283This me if you're too fucked to check IDs, gotta tweak some things. Pro tip don't make a chart after a 10 hour shift.>>31831203Mama Anarchia is a bop, can't deny that.>>31831631fat chicks need love too, good luck anon.>>31831926We have a lot more in common than we should. I'd add you but I don't know if you're looking for bros>>31832196bait of the highest caliber>>31832400Black Lagoon was a major revelation for me because its when I found out I have horrible taste in women>>31832403Stay frosty canadabro, your consistent posting is probably keeping some quantum shit unentangledComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>31843646hiiii please accept my friend req :3Yuka#1133
/feet/ - Female Feet Thread>Girls, post your feetfemales only!Are you new? Timestamp please!from:>>31712741 (404)
>>31885215>female feet thread
>>31883755cute!!! any more?
bump
>>31883755Absolutely stellar
>>31782996Bump
Anybody mind if i show off a bit?
I mind
>>31885770With an ass like that, who cares. I'd eat their ass for hours.
Aw youre all so sweet! Thank you so much. I really like these panties. What do you think?
Great butt. Show tits plz
>>31887197post dick
Find other horny degenerates like yourself>A/S/L19/F/New York>SexualityPansexual>About mei'm lonely nothing much really to say>hobbies/interestsComputers, sometimes cartoons, tabletop games, RPGs, working out, being workshipped>looking forChill lewd talk, can be sext, can be pictures, can be video if we really get along. Nothing too serious, I just wanna jerk off while looking at something nice or by pleasuring someone else at the same time. Femboys, women, I don't have a preference, just be cute, not old and not too masculine pleaseFeeder can be cool too>not looking forBoring people, platonicComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>A/S/L18/f/us>Sexualitybisexual>About megood listener, friendly, random, excitable>hobbies/interestshorror movies, clowns, baking, candles, psychology, knives, reading, obscure media, stalking people, k-dramas>looking fornothing really beyond friendship, just like minded friends i hope! definitely open to vc. im open to anyone as long as they are chill!>not looking forcoomers>tagrhea#3761
>>31887250Don't add me and do shit like this. It isn't cute or funny its just annoying
25/EU/m>physical traits195cm tall, white, black hair, body & facial hair, green eyes, masculine>interests/hobbiesphilology, history, philosophy, lifting, art (painting, architecture), fencing>intotwinks, jocks or femnot too hairynot fat>not intosoc "women"autogynephilic "femboys"/trannies (non agp is fine)narcissistspozzed politicsblacksComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
my Discordpmop#9346> ASL22m belgium bi> About You - what do you look likepretty social guy. i'm very caring and open. buzzcut guy usually in a suit, bit chubbier still after a long weight loss journey but workin on it. 1.75m / 82kg> Hobbies interestsethical hacking, coding every now n then, huge oldschool hiphop head> Looking Fora chill femboy/feminine guy or twink, to have good conversations with, also down to be teased & have some fun ofcourse but it's not a requirement honestly. mainly here for the company>not looking fortoxic peeps
>>31887250what's the secret to having your own place in NYC and not working?
nsfw editionLast >>31878045Normal discussion on /adv/No FAQ because fuck FAQs
>>31888483>you wanted her to follow and take advantage of you in the comfort of privacyDude you're just digging even deeper into crazy
>>31888489I mean if he already cheated on you I don't think he'll be happy, but hey he deserves it so best of luck anon
>>31888176Pretty cute...
>>31888461I agree with this. the system is fucked in every way, giving kids to people who don't deserve them but also taking them away from situations where they shouldn't be. child protective services is never for the kids benefit with the way it currently is.
>>31888509Yep. One of my cousins who was abused by her mother was taken away, which I agree with, but she was placed with a single mother who also abused her and got her hooked on drugs. CPS does more harm than good imo.
get the app and let other horny coomers control your wallpaper
anythingformyphone
Bump
Out in public all day again! Add me! yayfun
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Find other queer friends free from coomers>A/S/L>Letter(s)>About>Looking for>Not Looking for>Why should someone add you>Contact
>>ASL:21 l, MtF, straight, living in England>Looking for:A friend or bf, I'm tired of being lonely, want to find someone whom I can gel with, don't expect a whore just because I'm MtF and desperate>About me: I like marine biology, reef keeping, mycology and cartoons, I'm hella obsessed with all those things as well as your common tranner interests like cooking, vidya and comics>Not looking for:Chasoids, coomers and time wasters with no personality other than liking tgirls, if you're horny, go watch porn.Discord is: Cindyyy#9719, add me if you just wanna chat or play something, could develop into more if we put in the effort (*´ω｀*)
25/EU/m>physical traits195cm tall, white, black hair, body & facial hair, green eyes, masculine>interests/hobbiesphilology, history, philosophy, lifting, art (painting, architecture), fencing>intotwinks, jocks or fem>not intosoc "women"autogynephilic "femboys"/tranniesnarcissistspozzed politicscoomers/gooners/porn addicts>looking fortalkative & interesting bottomsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>31862845you willingly added a deluded tranny neet autist whose entire post screams bpd & narcissism
> discordpmop#9346> ASL22m belgium bi> About You - what do you look likepretty social guy. i'm very caring and open. buzzcut guy usually in a suit, bit chubbier still after a long weight loss journey but workin on it. 1.75m / 82kg> Hobbies interestsethical hacking, coding every now n then, huge oldschool hiphop head> Looking Fora chill femboy/feminine guy or twink, to have good conversations with, also down to be teased & have some fun ofcourse but it's not a requirement honestly. mainly here for the company we'll see where it goes!>not looking fortoxic peeps
Welcome to all 30+ over the hill geezers.In this thread we can get together and discuss the pros and cons of getting old, how much life you still have left in you, to vent or brag. As long as you're at or over 30, come on in and play some cribbage.We have a Discord too:discord.gg/HbxEMzAmJ8It's a very simple and chill atmosphere.
>>31801718Indie jounalist I know had serious leg issues. Oh, and there's all those pro athletes, celebs, w/e... Just pray the pharma techs were bad at keeping your dose at minus 40Cuz I'm glad you didn't listen to me at this point. Pay no attention to the unconflicted studies coming out now. 25 Pfizer employees and contractors are all the science you'll ever need, anon.When you're dead can I have your shit?
>>31803747A vitamin pill taken as placebo will be at least 75% as effective as an antidepressant without the side-effects of suicidality, homicidality, and more.And theta state reprogramming is about 100 times as effective as talking therapy, but credentialed quacks don't get paid if you do that.
>>31829145 Or... Homosexuality and Transexuality are group-evolved traits designed to facilitate sexual reproduction by making sure there's a neurological sex to compliment the gametes yours are looking for?
I’m M25 never had a job in my life will finish college master in 2 yearsI wanna quit it all n risk it to get in the charcuterie business or some other food related business I have no idea how to do that , should I risk it n just go for it ?After I’m still a Brooke I have nothing to lose except time
Just turned 30. Let’s see, life so far… Has a decent job but still can’t afford a mortgage or my own place which is all I want right now. Rent keeps increasing every year so whenever I do make more money I’m immediately netting zero because of rent increases, electricity prices, inflation, etc. Still a virgin because I haven’t dealt with childhood trauma, but no guys want a woman who is now considered old except for younger ones with mommy issues - can’t have that when I’m still dealing with my daddy issues. Also don’t want to have the awkward conversation of admitting I’m a 30 year old virgin with a guy so might just accept my life as a plant lady already. Really want to settle down and find a partner to support and be supported by, be each others cheerleaders and get a fucking mortgage - but god forbid I’d say that out loud because that’s clearly not acceptable anymore. I daydream of coming home and someone asks me how my day was.On the plus side I’m working out consistently, loosing weight, repairing my relationship with food and starting to get a hang of the adult things like going to the dentist every year… In general I feel calmer and have less of an ego/brattiness I used to have in my 20’s.
A Canada thread for finding friends, etc. Just no cock posting or hookup posts.
22m 613/OttawaLooking for a femboy who was like 27 last year, we met and watched a show but I didn’t get to see youIf this is you msg me on kikmxseb6168Otherwise I’m looking for Ottawa femboys/sissies
21/M/604Lonely pretty boy Looking for fKik vi_cen
>>31885575"I don't watch you at all">witnesses and comments on my automobile"I just know your going to ruin that car and make insurance go up">complains because you don't have a reputable broker who will get you a decent rate"you sound like a statistic">you sound like a minority who doesn't know the difference between your & you'reeven your ID looks like POO.. zozzle
Wish there were right-wing chicks from Ontario. All libtards here.
Is there anything at all to do in Winnipeg if I took a roadtrip next week?
oldheads will be filtered>your age (18-21)>favorite band(s) or musician(s)>hobbies >location>contact info if you're in to that sort of thingI'll start:19Deafheaven, Purity Ring, Death Grips, Flying LotusI really genuinely love hiking and climbing but rarely have time for either and never have anybody to do it with. Otherwise vidya and making music. I'm trying to get in the habit of working out.I'm from America.
>>31879919>>31880749Half of people tell me i have a baby face and the other half say i look over 30 which one is it man lmao
>Age21>Favorite BandsI like anything. a couple good bands are the bloodhound gang, deftones, tame impala, and Andrew Jackson Jihad...>HobbiesI read, I draw, I eat, I sleep...the best pastime is sleep...>LocationCalifornia, around the SF Area>contact infoRaTtLaD#8484
>>31874583>>your age (18-21)21>>favorite band(s) or musician(s)The Beatles, Mars Volta, Klaatu, Men I Trust, Crywank, Godspeed You! Black Emperor>>hobbiesVidya, watchin movies, browsin internets, listenin to music>>locationEurope>>contact info if you're in to that sort of thingkwd#6650
>your age 18/f/us>favorite band(s) or musician(s)sublime>hobbieshorror movies, clowns, baking, candles, psychology, knives, reading, obscure media, stalking people, k-dramas>locationeast coast>contact info if you're in to that sort of thingrhea#3761
>>31882052>nobody old in thread>just looks like shitok bro
>>31886576My point was that people from these 2 different places don't look reliably different from one another. As they seem to be constantly mistaken for each other in these kinds of threads. So you would not look out of place in either region, because people in both regions look very similar.
>>31886662spanish>>31884162russian/ukrainian>>31876047american>>31875846some baltic country>>31873212american
>>31887569were you circumcised?
>>31882785Do you have more of her? I'm in love with her.
>>31887602God fvcking damn it not this again>>31887569What makes you think I am from the baltics?
MALE SEXY AUDIOMSALET'S GET SEXY!Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans.Be as tame, funny, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favoritesexual fantasies, or just look for requests on the thread. Be creative.Please remember to tag your post with the request link or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)>If you're new, please post a voice sample before asking for requests of things to do. It helps knowing what you sound like!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>31876269https://voca.ro/11qS8Qgi87Vz
Bumping
>>31859606Very hot. I'd love to hear longer versions if you're ever up to recording more.
I was trying to do something hot by recording myself using my favorite toy after a week and a half of not masturbating, but the universe decided to humble me. I was so worked up that I came after like 20 seconds, punched the mic by accident, and learned that this toy is too squelchy to be legal. Anyway, I present to you this Charlie Chaplin slapstick comedy special that was my attempt at recording something sexy.https://vocaroo.com/18zrHkSSqRu9
>>31887514The squelching is nice because it sounds pussy adjacent. A+ for effort.
