A thread for the DC/Maryland/Virginia area. Basically, wherever the metro goes to.Looking for a charming, non-weird nerd bull in the DMV with a massive cock to try and seduce some friends of mine. We’re hanging out Saturday and I’m looking for a guy to be the center of attention, someone funny and sociable, and to flirt. The ultimate goal is to fuck at least one of these girls senseless, but keep in mind that it’s not expected. At the very least, you’ll have a fun time meeting some new hotties! Only message if you’re serious.Kik: zon0sTelegram: dexlas_1Discord: dexlas9674
>>34928776Sorry, Kik is chlor0
>>34928776>be me, huge dick nerd bull>"hey baby, you must be a maryland driver because i've just been cut off">get kicked out of the bar>mfw
hey stranger its hot here hot and sweaty from the friction of same ideas rubbing together to make a thick hot steam that dulls all your senses. all this is senseless self indulgence and im going against my everything to ask a human chat bot to chat with, turn on then off, thats how it will go, maybe im feeling lucky disc username > irlkiller
>>34923472dope plushie stickers and such so awesome
>>3492404816's legal in a lot of places.
>>34924048You look old, anything from when you were 14?
>>34924048tranny? 16 year old girls do not look like this
>>34931020i don't even know why i'm asking this question i already know the answer
A chance to to meet some new people and maybe make a friendNo gooner shit>ASL>Interests/about yourself>Discord contact
>>34927991idk man, just saying that joining and immediately being an asshole isn't a great look. to each their own though
>>34929867It could be a one time thing I don't even remember who r u or ur server 1
27/M/USI’ve been sleepy and grouchy lately so I may be kinda rude, don’t take it personally. Staying sober and trying to fill as much of my time with art as I can. Will probably be getting a shitty job and start going to “support groups” in the summer but I’ll be isolated for the next few weeks and would appreciate someone to talk to. Add me if you like reading books and going to art museums. Don’t add me if you like premarital sex and hard drugs.>socisretarded
>>3485779422 m from portugalbored af, into videogames and shows, can tell you a list once we talk for real, i feel like my longer posts make ppl not wanna talk, i also am left wing but only talk abt it when prompted reallynot looking for chuds or sexual stufflooking mainly for a new league partner or just gaming partner in general!!! but league would be great. EUW only plsdc: wireded
30/male/Texaslook, I'm just really looking for some people to play Helldivers since I'm getting sick of constantly being raped by randoms. Oh, and to also talk I guess. I work a lot so I'm usually free after like 5:00 pm or whatever. Don't be a faggot, foids also welcome as well or something.>Discord1972fordpinto_
I haven't seen an /AAN/ thread in ages, and the wife and I are on the hunt for a third. There's gooner threads, telegram, kik, discord friend posts, but no "Come live with me" posts, so I guess i'll start one. >StatusProvider. I make 220k per year as a business owner of a decent landscaping company. Wife makes 110k per year as an owner of a tattoo shop. >A/S/L33 Male, 24 Female, Ohio>What are you looking forWe're looking for a live in fucktoy. We have a nice house, can provide you your own room, weekly allowance, funds for education if you're tired of working dead end wageslave jobs, etc and etc. We can provide more than most people can provide for themselves. Ideally we want a 18-24 year old female that has a high libido and is interested in being used throughout the day. Of course, we're here to be friends too, and we'll respect boundaries. >More about youWe have more sex toys than your average sex shop. Nice 7200 sq ft house, inground pool, we're both proffesionals and well known in our communities, so you can rest assured things will be kept consensual and on your terms, the last thing we want is to embarrass ourselves and ruin our businesses. We can cover your flight here, and give you a prepaid card with funds for an uber and flight back if you ever wanted to leave - Though we're hoping to find somebody to live with us for a few years at least. I'm not into anything crazy, just head and sex, Wife is more into being dominant and cock worship. I'm 6 foot 1, athletic build, 7 inch dick (but girthy) and wife is 5 foot 4, 140, athletic, big tits/ass. You'd be pleasing me a majority of the time, pleasing me is what pleases my wife. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>34893390kik: sartreart
>>34929966discord?
>>34893390if rhine area then drop a contact
>>34930274zuckerembolie
>ASL29 M Scotland>looking forNeets, Hikkineets, Girl failures, Femcels, GoonettesIDC about looks just be a porn addict>not looking forOthers>about mefinancially retired neet>interestsGooning, travel (maybe?)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
/feet/ - Female Feet Thread>Girls, post your feetfemales only!Are you new? Timestamp please!from:>>34534847 (404)
>>34729554Bump
>>34922902I like camwhores who have some class and modesty.Too much degeneracy can be very unsexy.
>>34928566You literally asked for spread asshole in this thread >>34751276What is your definition of modesty?
>>34930358Duality of man.:3
>ASL>About You/Hobbies/Interests>Looking For>Not Looking For>Contactor whatever format you gooners like
>ASL19 m>Looking Forpeople to play league with (im euw and bad at the game, please dont take it too seriously)>Not Looking Forpeople who dont vc>Contact0k4o
>>34840626>ASL26/m/belgium>About You/Hobbies/InterestsOverworked wagie. I am into history, hiking and fish/animals>Looking ForFriends and/relationship.I dont like hookup so ideally id be looking for somthing long term>Not Looking ForGay stuff and hookups
>ASL26 M EU but very erratic sleep schedule.>AboutA loser neet otaku gooner.I love my vtuber idols, making music, making art (paintdotnet is fun), I love drinking, stopped smoking, losing weight99% of what I fap to is 2D content.>Fav tags: Stomach bulge/expansion, lots and lots of cum, masturbation and gooning (make her look like she's on the verge of brain damage <3), girl failures, huge cocks, love a ton of saliva, messy drool and stuff <3, group sex, yandere, blood, scary sex, tentacles, all the way through, traps and femboys, happy sex, ahegao is pure sex. Might have forgotten some.>The only one that goes both for 2D and 3D is F E E T <33>I'm NOT into Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
f 26 eui like psychology, horror (here's a link to something i thought was interesting https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7BQb55TY5hg&pp=ygUkSSBmb3VuZCB0aGUgamFwYW5lc2UgdGhhdCBoYXVudGVkIG1l [Open] ), books, indie movies, anime and manga though i find most boring, and i'm probably into other things too...i'm looking for girls around my age to befriend. i'd prefer not talking with men, but if you think we have something in common you can add me. please keep in mind i enjoy talking with guys that are extroverted and that take the lead more because of how closed off i can bevomitdoll111_90167
25 M ita> aboutchill guy, easy to talk to, looking for company. I have a girlfriend so don't worry about me getting creepy on you but she's not available at all times so I'd really like to talk to other people (guys or gals)currently waiting to start my internship> interests all kinds, just ask> looking foranybody that's easy to talk to and empathetic I suppose> not looking forgooners and whatnot, mean people, ghostsdisc: zhapski
Post snaps below!MUSA29 m4f. Snap: @freemandubs
Sc: oliveroil000Send me tits or butts please, ty
50/M/US Looking for fun femanons to chat with, play with, whatever. Nothing serious, just some random fun. Naughty or nice, it's all good with me. All ages, sizes and colors are welcome to reach out. Bonus points awarded if you're geeky, chubby, flat chested or if you wear glasses. Snap: chris.anon75
Dominant athelic guyadd if Fraykergrey
Looking for femanonsCutevos
Come and give your girl away to a real man so she knows how to really be pleasured and used.Let her test herself by getting stretched open on my thick 9 inches.To_away
Plz rate ^^ also happy to chat29/mKik: elziebby
>>34919705Nah, one at a time whenever I come back to this ^^
Such a cute tight ass.
I hwait
bumping hot thread
>>34927525Yey
Kik
college BWC bull, love sissies, cucks, raceplay, and anything extreme, come feed me and worship me and maybe i'll show off kik jimmyg1358
Any femboys wanna help me cum Kik cutelittlelady94 24 M USA
26 m usa. Looking to have a nice conversation with a bud, feeling lonely.Would love to chat about your relationship and fuck my fist to your wife/gf/fiance/ex/fuckbuddy while I live vicariously through you. Or discuss the other ladies in your life that turn you on like close friends, coworkers, neighbors, family, etc. Lets have fun and a good convo.inthefleshlight
22 f Colombia Kik: kendalxds
Hot i'm horny kik: kendalxds
do any women think I'm cute?I love women so muchpls praise me?
You’re so cute~~ (◡)
>>34924914ty, mommy
>>34923858you should put some weight on
>>34923858im a guy but i think you look pretty cutedo you play video games? we can be friends and game if you want
>>34923858>>34924914>>34927471ugly samefagging j*wish tranny
21/M(ostly straight)/SerbiaElectric grid in my neighborhood collapsed and so did my relationship so I thought I'd revisit soc. I am certain that I will not die of natural causes in this century or the next and am looking for someone to spend the rest of times with. You may request any info (or pictures) but must provide the same info first
what's your discord tag or whichever mean of communication you prefer
>>34922066>SerbianBro your life is already over.
Tits are the qualifier but all your body is welcomeRead the board and site rules before posting: >>33914922https://www.4chan.org/rules#soc>Cis-Females posting pictures of themselves only>No contactfagging, disc0rdfagging, soliciting, or advertising>Timestamp if new or haven't posted in a while (today's date written on paper)>No bullying, stalking, spamming, or harassing>Report posts that break the thread, site, or board rules>Do not feed the trolls, do not engage known bad faith posters, filter IDs where possibleWant to share a video?>Short clips, use https://www.redgifs.com/>Longer videos, use https://www.erome.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
find a boyfriend with a mamad, meet a cute chachla from yavne, talk about the best falafel spots in jaffa. israelis drop your contacts, discords, tell us about your woes and lives. !!יאללה
Israeli goth serverhttps://disboard.org/server/1474668831325683804
Shabbat Shalom Remember to count the omer! NO HAMETZ!
I hope all of your dirt skinned, penny pinching demons fucking die . I pray sand niggers ravage all of your women and misiles take your men
>>34923416why? that's not nice... why are you so violent?genuinely asking, why the hate for jews?like... have sex incels..
fuck you bitches, bump!here's hoping iran won't have a nuclear weapon :3
>>34893968>>34894358hi hi, u gud?
>>34928561I know you're not the one doxing them but zero camwhores seems like your end goal desu.
>>34930400Lies and slander.I love to see camwhores post and engage with us.It's other anon's unhealthy obsession with me and constant accusation of doxxing that scares the girls off so don't blame me.
>>34930400>not the one doxing themYes he is.New thread >>34930466
>>34930468I miss Grace and her fat tits.
last bread: >>>34761812>I remember these existed a while back, I miss them! I wonder what happened, maybe this board doesn't care much about that anymore.>Anyway, you can list them in an image, or in text, or both! And don't take it too seriously, this is just for having fun, contact is also preferable! Anything else is up to you, I don't have a form for you to sign.
>>34920442post tag
nasajim108Yuh!
borethedevilwas trying hard not to put lain but couldn't think of other characters>>34924938also, I swear to god I was gonna be the first to put gregor samsa here. I only finished the edit now. are you perhaps a stalker?
>>34911686>>34920296>>34926581troons
>>34804865Yes the earth is flat