Previous Thread: >>97002412For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/>What's a Solo RPG?1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>970620423: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos">Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97215667slimes get the worst of iteven their ability buff for ahving a slave equiped is only 2 dicegiven how short goblins are i can see the low agilitythey cant navigate a battle so wellbut i hardly see ow riding around someone on their hands and knees would help that so what do i know about logicgive the gobs decent agility maybe say slimes can eqip all the slaves they want or something
>>97215020the adventures of Stallinius Mobilius Maximusstr 10 agi 21 tgh 9 mag 6 cun 8 idt 11ah upon yon hill a maiden and an orci rush to the topi canot failorc : i like a girl with spirit ectfair lady: away with you brute or ill rend thine gallbladderi set upon the billious fool neither of us hit the othermaiden takes several swipes before her barrel stopper thunks him wellorc will no doubt strike her nextno one lands well another hit on the other but she is well frightened when i rghtiously impale the orc from behindthe beast squeeks in dismay and i trot away with my new cock sheat and the favor of yon maiden as a propper knightly figure should
>>97215792anonwhat is a maiden, lady, ect? nothin of the sort is on this list, we should respectfully try the origional setting before addingto itperhaps since you invisioned this creature as comaratively helpless to the orc the scene would work well enough with a goblin or a slime
>>97215741I'd say being short isn't that important to agility; cats are also short and hella agile. It's just the ability to jump around, dodge, pounce or otherwise be mobile within your immediate space. Maybe it should have been written as speed, but I don't think anon put any more thought into it than just a shitpost.
>>97203844>>97203860This is cool. If I were to suggest something, maybe change the Pretty Pleas ability to be less random. Having the session end of a dice roll seems at odds with the rest of the design. Maybe instead you could have it so that spending 0 effort vs a 10 effect ends the session. Just a thought.
Would the Al Zutt be a good basis for a fantasy raceIn arab literature they were described as very tall, lean, strong, hardy man with very dark skin normally used for hard work and also know for their virility and sexual nature
>>97209594Do they run trains on the clerics?
>>97209594>still trying so very very hard to force ‘zutt’ into a memeGet fucking help or kill yourself
>>97212514>>97212949That is a sacred ritual to transfer power and virility, seeding the cleric with extra manliness and give him the potency of up to 30 men
Ask trenchcrusade players. They are into that kind of thing
>>97215906actual kek
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>>97215059>>97214726There's something broken in you
I'll give the thread theme a shot
>>97214238This one is phenomenal
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>>97215270Underrated
>>97215270me in the center, rear
>>97215270Release the Urza Files!
>>97215886
>>97215898How have I not seen this before
>author adapts his D&D campaign into a well-written, highly-entertaining animated seriesWhy has nobody done this since?
>>97215689That... doesn't help it much, does it?Honestly at this point it might even worse
>>97215689To be fair, that was mainly because the web novel took place entirely from the shield hero’s pov, which was admittedly extremely vindictive, petty, self-pitying and outright delusional. So the wholesome heckin slave lord narrative wasn’t there initially, since we got to see the shield hero’s rather ruthless and practical viewpoint behind all his seemingly benevolent actions.It also makes the whole “slave grows up into a hot young adult in a couple weeks” thing far less of a problem by showing he genuinely didn’t notice a difference at first due to obsessing over his own problems and not registering his slave as a person for a while. In fact, all the people saying how beautiful his raccoon girl slave was and how he was a lucky man just made him think the world was full of pedophiles trying to hook him up with a ten year old.
>>97214415Pretty sure they almost entirely ignored the actual replay. Like, Parn dies in the replay
>>97194125Ahem>Vox Machina>Goblin Slayer>The SlayersInspired by>Frieren>Grimgar fantasy and ash>Dungeon Meshi
>>97215779Wasn't meant to help make it more acceptable. I was actually trying to point out something the writer of Shield Hero likely noticed about one of the genre's tropes. Slavery in Isekai is often treated more as adopting a pet you could potentially have sex with rather than a serious social injustice.>>97215784Which is why the Shield Hero web novel is identifiable as a deconstruction while the manga and anime verge more toward standard isekais with an edgy protagonist. Most "fans" of the series don't really get as far as the New Seven Deadly Sins arc which shows just how messed up the MC's actions are.
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>>97215858Earlier pic of the snazzwagon with some of her inner circle dudes
>>97215786Yep. Is a skull alright.
Starting a stormsurge >>97215858Tell your wife I like the way she paints ork skin
>>97215892Tell your wife I don't like the way you don't highlight anything.
>>97215892>mfw the battle suit power squats before annihilating my entire squad
Why is it that so many fantasy writers make their evil cults unjoinable by anyone with a functioning brain cell? Like why would you worship Orcus, whose goal is omnicide? Why would you worship Tzeentch if he’s probably gonna screw YOU over as part of his grand plan?What makes it so bizarre to me is that, firstly, it’s not like they need to be so off-putting to be evil. Orcus is a demon of undeath, his followers want to turn their enemies into the undead. Tzeentch wants the world to be in a constant cycle of chaos, his followers are gonna be masterminding world wars.Secondly, it’s not like we don’t have plenty of examples of real-world evil cults. A lot of cults in the West don’t follow Super-Duper-Mega-Murder Satan, but are fucked-up offshoots of Christianity. Historically, goetia was practiced by people who would’ve still called themselves Christians, while committing rituals to summon and get boons from demons. Plenty of human cultures used to sacrifice humans to their gods, not to summon them to kill everyone or some shit, but to honor and/or appease them.Like to use another example from Warhammer, I think Nurgle and Khorne present more “approachable” evil cults. Nurgle is toxic positivity, and his love will take all the pain away. Khorne is wrapped up in enough language about honor to lure people in.Like to rework an evil deity, let’s pick Lamashtu. Instead of “We love ugliness and miscarriages and also you get to die in childbirth”, the cult targets vulnerable young women and lures them in with divine feminine language (“You have the power to bear and raise great beasts”), while promising the young men of monstrous races frustrated living among humans that what they’re scorned for is what makes them powerful (and also they get to have sex with pretty girls).
>>97207018>Nobody wants to see himself evilPlenty of theistic satanists openly acknowledge themselves to be evil and revel in it. I've personally met some.
>>97160877The thing about the Chaos gods is that they are supposed to embody all aspects of their particular theme not just the negatives.Like Khorne is the god of violence and destruction but he is also the god of martial prowess and warrior's honor, heck I'm not sure if it's still canon but it used to be that his followers killing defenseless innocents would piss off Khorne because there was no glory or skill in it.Slaanesh is the god of extreme degeneracy but he is also the god of things like romance so for example if some kindly couple in the universe falls in love and has a family he also draws strength from it despite it being an act of pure wholesomeness and him ostensibly being an "evil" god.Nurgle is the god not just of death and disease but rebirth and the cycle of life in general.Tzeentch is probably the least outright "bad" of the Chaos gods because he is simply the god of knowledge and wisdom and planning. Not to mention that unlike Khorne, who was born during a period of lots of wars amongst mankind, or Nurgle, who was born during the time of plague, or Slaanesh, who was born due to the Eldar having a galaxy-wide murder-orgy, Tzeentch was born during a time of great scientific advancement in human civilization which is relatively benign compared to the other three.
>>97173471People in real life find solace in all sorts of petty distractions, when you're dirt poor but still have food, shelter, and community, it's not that odd you wouldn't care that some people live better lives than you. Also, those people are distant and very rare, it's far more likely that the most powerful person you'll meet on a regular basis is a town elder or magistrate, or maybe a cleric at a local church. You might not ever even see adventurers pass by, and if you do it's more likely to be weak ones that are above a commoner but not absurdly so.I could see more of outlook like yours being a thing for superhero settings, where elite villains spring up every week and can only be thwarted by a powerful hero like Superman or Spiderman or whatever. Not only do people frequently come into contact with the supernaturally gifted, media coverage shoves it in their face every day. It's extremely hard to feel like you're in control of your destiny when the people of the city are just the playthings of demigods.
>>97160964Fpbp
>>97168286>, don't listen to any bullshit about improving yourself or changing anything... just wallow with us, let us lick your wounds!so blackpillers are irl Nurgle cultists ?
Why do lawful "good" players get upset when you remind them that all demons are objectively evil, and therefore must be purged?
I would have literally never even thought about it if you just had me kill a bunch of evil demons. DOOM is a best-seller every time without fail. It's your endless fucking insistence that no there is NOTHING wrong with killing THESE demons they are ALL evil and just animals that makes people try and see good in them. The more you frantically shout all demons are evil always instead of just having it be a background fact that you don't need to worry about, the more it makes me go the author doth protest to much, methinks.
>>97214727It's because buddist demons are more "human stuck at a bad job" than christian "fallen angels" ones
>>97214217They don't. The ones who get mad are those who can't accept objective alignment i.e. They really hated Frieren.
>>97214217>Its an "all RPGs exist in a comprehensive and internally consistent setting that just happens to conform to my assumptions and preferences" episodeCall me the buddha because if you met me on the road it'd be better to just fucking kill me.
>>97215740I hated Frieren because we go from a fun slice of life show to tournament arc #37474 where a bunch of cardboard cutouts show off their basic bitch superpowers
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>>97210360>>97210460I'm almost certain Zakusa was supposed to be a Psyqualia user and bridge the gap between D and other eras.D has way too many characters that just so happen to have "Psyqualia but not really" for it to be a coincidence
>>97209138and VGDD1 never did get D set 13 in the end...
>>97211237>Psyqualiathats urara and halona
>>97209306Divinez is really just better than Dress in every way. Dress is an absolute fever dream of rushed, underbaked, and forgotten ideas. It's almost like an unfinished prototype, of which Divinez is the final product.
Previously: https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/96936967/When last we met, we made G.E.T.S. (Generally Entertaining Team-built System). Thus far, it seems to be a fairly minimalist system.Now, we shall make our first setting for this system.If your proposed idea gets doubles, it is canonized. Any canon characters, worldbuilding, themes, et cetera can be modified (but not outright contradicted or discarded) by triples, quadruples, et cetera.Let us continue.
>>97210350It seemed like a good idea at the time.
How do we know when to stop posting?
World topology is a mobius strip.If you go around it you get reversed in body and soul and become evil. (You'll think everyone else is reversed and evil.)
This setting lacks the law of conservation of energy.
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bro threw :skull:another canada w
god fucking dammitI have >4 starting town>4 multiversal passage>4 watery grave>2 swamp>2 gloomlake vergeonly 2 lands in the whole deck don't make black on turn 1 and it would still work if I had a hand with siren or stormchaser since opal would make the blackI was even on the play, this is turn 0, I ALMOST had the turn 1 dreamI kept it, opponent left as soon as leyline of the void touched the table
>>97215231https://youtu.be/mYuF3T7s7XY
>Brawl lets me believe my shitty, poorly built deck is optimal because it has a high winrate>in reality I am insulated from good decks due to deck rating thank you wotc for making a system that benefits me specifically.
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>>97215290>>97215361Read the TF rules in "The Inquisition" second edition and Dark Ages: Inquisition, both have a blurb saying that the rules for TF contained in the book are the official core rules for TF and that Tf as it appears in other splats is shorthand like how vampires have gifts in the back of a WTA book.The full rules for TF give you extra dice to all your Virtue pools and a resource(faith points for modern inquisitors and conviction for DA inquisitors) that you can spend for automatic successes on virtue rolls. A vampire with even a half-decent TF score is practically immune to externally imposed bullshit that could force them to fail a humanity test. The only way a Vamp with TF can lose humanity is if they Willing Choose to defy their own faith.
>>97215227The exceptional success bonuses are to my eyes clearly borne out of the fact that in playtest no-one used the busted Fate bonuses to Spellcasting and I firmly believe that no playtesting was done for characters with Gnosis higher than 4. Within those two limits, and if your players are newbies like mine are, the exceptional successes on spellcasting are rare enough that the withstand breaking isn't even relevant most of the time, at least compared to the option to recoup mana (in my game no one took Hallow at chargen, and now the cabal is scrambling to ask around for a free one to take over).But if you have someone with even just a bit of system mastery, or somehow you group start playing with Adept level Arcana + High Gnosis + Yantra optimisation minigames, you can fairly easily break a lot of the example spells, let alone whatever creative thaumaturgy a group of experienced players can come up with. But you know what, it's at least still somewhat more restrained 1e ritual spells allowing you to basically accrue arbitrary numbers of success to stack.Also personal note: I know it's probably better for balance and all, but both Spirit Fetishes being much more volatile (breakin automatically if the Spirit's essence equals their corpus ever, even if the spirit doesn't want to) and Spirit 5 ability to create new spirits being hard-capped at Rank 2 were huge bummers to me, but I get the why.But I could go on about things that I think 2e Awakening (and CofD in general compared to 1e nWoD) has made lamer from 1e, and frankly the improvements to the spellcasting engine, while not something unsubstantial, are not equal worth having to deal with lamer Proximi rules, lamer Prelacies, DaveB canonizing his pet villain or wasting wordcount referencing a 1e SAS that no one has ever played.
>>97215561At the end of the day, it only takes a couple of changes to make me not hate 2e Mage casting. Off the top of my head, Just remove that and make it so Shielding isn't so all-encompassing.
>Wraith: the FallenIs this one about the casualties of war?
>>97215443Thanks for giving me a reason to read DA material. it was cool to see Leo do something instead of being mentioned
Jabbering Jabberwock EditionDiscussion of the Towergirls CYOA, RPG, Setting, or Video Games welcome here!Everyone is welcome.FAQhttps://pastebin.com/vv4xQuwDCharts:Main Gens: https://e-hentai.org/g/2556775/f1669e072b/Imgchest backups(not sorted): https://imgchest.com/p/na7ko9dky8dhttps://imgchest.com/p/pg73rmbv7rnLegacy Charts: https://imgur.com/a/IRtoHXhSide Quests: https://imgur.com/a/7euVXRTComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97211615That is pretty goodHow much is Lampad able to shapeshift?
>>97064201She's way too fat.
>>97211652Rather Extensively i imagine!https://files.catbox.moe/k9vbmf.png
>>97211615Now we're gettin' somewhere.
>>97208124I like tadpole diplomat! But i expected more of a text that addresses the weatherman myth about frogs feeling weather shifts.Overall a nice card!
Thread #006 Dark Imperial Blood EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>97129837Previous Thread>>97024850Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoileredTHREAD QUESTIONComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97214061I think messing with any head of state is looked down upon since at least the 12th centurywould give too much power to one kindred you know
>>97210507>Least deranged Tzimisce creation
>>97212291>DiablerieSo that's what it's called.>this'd be where I reccomending pulling it on your bossHaha I ain't even a week old. Can't I pull it on a defeated enemy of hers or something?>>97214061Idk I guess before the prez gets elected, or in some "Democratic Republic of" in the heart of Africa?
How's this for a speciality? Lol
>>97131386>What's your favorite clan after your own?Salubri are one of the best and without a doubt, the most wholesome clan in Kindred history. And a friendship between a deranged megalomaniac Tzimisce and a faithful, pious Christian Salubri who tries and never gives up to set his best friend on the right path is one of the most wholesome scene imaginable.Yet another reason, why tr*meres should be exterminated and turned into furniture.
