>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
I have 40kigger fatigue.
>Be Cummissar Analstasia Van Gina of the Schlick LXIXth, formerly Vanessa >I am pretty much a full daemonette now, but Vanessa is still in there somewhere, probably enjoying herself, or not, it isn’t really my problem >The last year has been highly productive, we secretly control numerous communities on a dozen worlds like Happy Ending, Damnatum Lutum, Archipelagia, and of course, my current lair in the Hot Springs Resort in Exmus, the second largest city on Nordica II. 729 employees, 1045 guests, all either sworn to Slaanesh, or rapidly coming under our influence>Plus we have plenty of other cells hidden in other communities on Nordica II, including the Guard regiments, plus hundreds of mutants and daemonettes hidden in the caves beneath the surface, plus alliances with certain ancient evils deeper below the surface, plus stable portals leading to our holdings on other worlds, as well as Slaanesh’s Realm >All this makes me very busy of course, since the corruption of new recruits is one of my primary responsibilities >And oh boy, as there been a lot of new recruits lately >And we will need them too, since Slaaneshmas is just around the corner, and we have lots of gift wrapping to do >Thousands of gifts, from rewards for loyal members, to items that will give prospective members just the right amount of nudge in our direction, to genuinely wholesome gifts for those who have aided our cause or fought alongside us over the past few years, whether they realized it or not >Anything from “toys”, drugs, or gift wrapped new recruits, to spiked drinks and spa tickets, to medical supplies and ammo, there is something for everyone >Ugh, just thinking about it makes me tired >I stop by the hotel lobby and enjoy a chocolate obscura mocha latte with whipped cream, “whipped cream”, crushed peppermint sprinkles, and a fine dusting of cocaine
>>97227524>It sure is festive in here, lots of people wearing santa hats, fake reindeer antlers, red ribbons, and often not much else >Mistletoes everywhere obviously >Exmus’s Mayor gives my feet a rub while I get updates on my dataslate >Aside from the gift packing, the other big item on the agenda is “Blood Bowl” game >Ever since I got the invite, I have been recruiting actual athletes, and also getting them to train some of the bigger mutants>I also have a few Space Marines lined up as substitute players if things get a little rough >According to reports, the team is still pretty bad, but it is the thought that counts >The game starts in a few hours, and I will be attending with a few of my saner and more dignified followers >Now the only question is how to get there >The sleigh pulled by naked, frenzied whores is probably a bit much >I guess I will just have to slum it and take the pink and gold limo with two jacuzzis and three stripper poles inside
>Be Shisrak the Chill Bloodletter >The other Bloodletters don’t like me because I am not angry enough, but sometimes even Khorne needs an emissary that can be in a room with someone for more than five minutes without trying to hack their head off.>Today is the annual Khornemas/Slaaneshmas gift exchange. >So far everyone is enjoying themselves, unlike last year when there was five deaths over an argument about whether it is called Khornemas or Slaaneshmas. >We decided this year that no “evil” gifts are allowed, which everyone took to mean Christmas sweaters. The bronze plated skull I got last year was pretty cool, but there is something to be said for gifts that don’t inspire rape and murder, particularly on a day where we are trying to keep the peace. >And the sweater is kind of neat, if only I could actually get it over my head. >Now that the gift exchange is over, the rest of the day will be spent socializing with Slaanesh’s emissaries, and working with them to deescalate any conflicts between our respective cults that will interfere with Slaaneshmas (celebrated by giving away gifts, most of them tainted) or Khornemas (celebrated with good old fashion fights to the dead and sacrifices).
>Be Krieger Korpsman #1337-88-18 >RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!>Muffled angry noises!>Me and my squad mates had just finished beating Tau sympathizers to death in their own home with our shovels when we receive word that we have been assigned to provide security at some foul xenos ritual called the “Blood Bowl”>The Lord General’s heresy knows no limits!>We still haven’t determined yet whether he is simply a weak man who allies himself with any of Mankind’s enemies who are willing out of fear, or if he is genuinely tainted >Although it is true this planet is frequently attacked by outside forces, particularly this time of year, and victory has often only been achieved with “help” of the worst kind, the truce with the Orks has allowed them to build their numbers quicker than we have, and only the most deranged heretic would allow insidious vermin like the Tau and the Slaaneshi to walk openly among “loyal” Imperial citizens >It is better to be pure but dead than alive but tainted >Since the first day we arrived on the planet, many of us have begged our Colonel to give us the order to turn our guns on our “comrades” and purge this foul planet or die trying >But the Colonel remains convinced that one day the Inquisition, Ministorum, Commissariat, or some other loyal Imperial organization will arrive to purge the unclean, and until then we dig trenches, identify allies, and secretly murder anyone who we identify as tainted or subverted >We have managed to identify a few allies among the Valhallans and the local Ministorum, but most of our fellow Guardsmen are indolent cowards, abhumans, or both >I am not worried though, they will get what is coming to them one day, one way or another...
Wasted edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97228684>my intentionally low power formatYou've either never played Pauper or you're just bad and it shows.
>>97228841The whole point of Firehear was the "land continues to burn" thing
>>97228859But they don't do it. In fact, I'd say everyone else is scared to even show their face. See how Play Design completely ceased their streams after the Oko fiasco.
>>97228905To be fair, they should have all been fired after displaying such a fundamental lack of game knowladge
>>97228868For an eternal format its extremely low power, literally weaker than recent standard Idk what kind of copium you are huffing
Shard Bugs
>>97224071You should get your sleep apnea fixed ASAP, you're literally rapidly losing braincells.t. fat fuck who uses a CPAP now
>>97218897More like shart bugs, lmao gottem.
>>97228842I'm a smoker.. was just taking a break just nowAlso my brain is completely fucked already, no worries>>97228854Hey you be nice to the buggies!
>>97219586Why is Scrooge McDuck in the cover of this game
Blessed bug Anon.Game looks cool, do you have plans to play it in person or on that Discord?
If elves weren't the pinnacle of all creation than why do they get the privilege of working in Santa's workshop?
>>97227864Yeah but in my headcanon here they can't. You meet a depressed elf gf and help her learn there is more to life than making wooden trains.
>>97227885while she simultaneously reminds you of life's simple joys.
I know this is just some off-topic shitposting thread, but some people really struggle with the concept of a name applying to different things.
>>97227600Traditional games?
>Everyone knows Elves make presents>Everyone forgets Dwarves mine coalSanta has to get it from somewhere
Thread failed its save overnight huh Edition▶Previous thread:>>97021561▶News:Reminder that next box is Sisters vs Raptors:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/zrjpzrms/adepta-sororitas-battle-chaos-space-marines-over-a-long-forgotten-tomb-in-kill-team-shadowhunt/▶Official Key Downloads, FAQs and Erratahttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/kill-team/▶Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/AinK04▶Boxed Set Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/NWRByw (deprecated)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97228305hard to discribebut they mostly play passive aggro. practically like traps. if som,ething comes to close to the tunnel. they seem durable but mostly aren't. so hit n run tactics are a must.
>>97228467k makes sense, I assumed they were like a turn 3-4 team since the tunnel is such a big part of their power, thanks for the info
I just want to bring this and disintegrate everyone is that so much to ask James
>>97228606The 2nd ed ones are better
>>97219615lol manlets
Give the princeps the reigns edition>Previous Thread:>>97216117>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8https://pastebin.com/8riDmnhS>30k TACTICA & TIPSComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Anon said he wanted a front shot of Rock 'em Sock 'em Reaver. You can see how the leg armor is digging in there and if the tendon armor hadn't been swapped it wouldn't be possible to get the leg that low anyway
What is the purpose of the cables on the arms/legs of Solar Auxilia?
>>97228809They're a clever reference to the MkV power armour to show a clear progression and logic in Imperial designs.
>>97228809The Saux wear pressurized suits
>>97228774>>97228786Thank you!
Vista edition>Cyberpunk 2020 vs. Cyberpunk RED?Cyberpunk 2020 is the second edition of the Cyberpunk TTRPG that focuses on simulation gameplay and has a black trenchcoat aesthetic.Cyberpunk RED is the fourth edition of the Cyberpunk TTRPG that is set after Cyberpunk 2020 following the Fourth Corporate War, focuses on more balanced gameplay and is more streamlined but has less content.You can discuss Shadowrun here too because I also feel bad for those guys.>Cyberpunk Rulesets (The Vault) (May not have all updated rulebooks, check official sources for updates):bit<dot>ly/2Y1w4Md>Resources for RED:https://datapool2045.net/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97227140You'll basically be balancing the same way you would for a group that's been playing for a while. The power curve on things is actually really more like a step ladder in game; almost all your PCs if they're a corporate troubleshooting team will be hardened, so you'll just balance encounters based on that and what gear you've given them.
>>97227021The gutterpunk feel in the core rulebook is leftover from Mike's notes adapted from Cybergeneration and v3. Past the core rulebook it's not really consistent (the core rulebook suggests a job where the crew earns 2,000eb each be equal to taking on fort knox, but in the first job book Tales of the Red half of the jobs pay this for something tailored for starting players). This game has lots of opportunities for exciting mid-to-high level cyberespionage play. In fights where corpos are paying for gear used the players can take advantage of exotic tools like EMP grenades, biotoxins, custom gear from the R&D department, and have to deal with those same threats from their rivals. Speaking of support like from R&D corpo players could get detailed intelligence, heavy artillery, killteam cover, vehicle support or tactical deployments. Make the crew love the corpo slave lifestyle and never want to give it up, even if it means doing immoral things. If the crew doesn't know how bad things could be, have an old contact call in a favor. No corporate support, they're getting barely standard gear and by the end of it they'll have taken a lot of crits. They'll never want to run without their corporate toys again. Or maybe use >>97227042's ideas. All of the corporate toys stay with the corporation, so the players only have light gear when going home. A couple of bad scraps on the commute and maybe they'll want to live in a corporate dorm and never leave their masters! You can also enforce obedience by each player having a neural implant, chip slot, and modified KillChip to blow their head off, or a modified Pain Inhibiter implant that actually inflicts pain like in Robocop.Also definitely look up hardened encounters >>97227181 and the updated guide for making them in Danger Gal Dossier >>97200502
>>97227181>>97227656That's awesome. Thank you for the advices, I'll keep them in mind.Really looking forward to running this now.
>>97225611I feel like Mike wouldn't stand for something like anti-grav in the game.
>>97226391No it's about giving Rockerboy tangible bonuses that help in the minute to minute gameplay. Not loose "favours" that are open to interpretation and put the onus on the GM/player to actually come up with something interesting. It's lazy game design.I dunno, if the point of the Rockerboy is they have access to a fanbase that supplies them with favours, then why not make them similar to the Exec?
Speed Edition.>Previous>>97205272>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>WoD5 Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA>STV content foldersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97227437>gAnon opens his retarded mouth yet again
>>97228095Why are you complaining about an upgrade?
>>97228010Which is extra funny considering the Circle of the Crone were take 2 on the Bahari (Lilith worshippers).There's already an oWoD equivalent but these swedes are too dumb to realize that.
I hate both Tziggers and Trennies. It's a pity both sides can't lose.
>>97228783Don't worry everyone loses come Gehenna-time.
Deck the boards with solos burningWhile the poles and leafsScream REE REE REETis the seasons to be follyAll AffO freaks go 'wege 'wege 'wegeOP dons his gay apparelLacerda, Knizia hand in handTroll /bgg/ threads we feel compelledFucking birds and FIRST, my (you)s sell wellWelcome to the Holiday Edition of the Board Games General!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97228679I know we are going to play again this week, and the ribbing is going to come in hot and heavy.
>>97228686I like your group
>>97226182Consider Yomi 2
>>97226194>i know you know i know you know coin tosses to decide victorythat's the best part
Are Chip Theory Games products worth their price tag?
>take soulless Primarishit model>insert classic Forge World MkIV SOVL>??????>PROFIT!And the best part is, because the precedent established by Games Workshop Group v. Chapterhouse Studio explicitly protects compatible third-party accessories, there is nothing GW can do about it but cry and exclude them from their subsidized events.
Someone feels called out lmao
>>97198667We're lying now, I see.
>>97190630Keep this shit to your containment thread wankstain.
One hundred replies bay bee
>>97228318The reason people post in generals can be seen by observing this thread. Because when 1 nig can samefag 80% of the replies, people lose interest in having a discussion. It doesn't help that you can't discuss games anymore outside of generals due to the amount of bad-faith actors roaming /tg/.
This is a general for everything 3D printed relating to /tg/ from sci-fi, fantasy, historicals, fantasy football, and more! Share your printed minis, terrain, print fails, 3d modelling, printing advice, works in progress, or anything else /tg/-related to 3D printing.>DO:- Post pics of your prints be they fails or triumphs- Keep discussion/photos about tabletop games only- Post your resin/printer/settings for faster advice- Help your fellow anons with advice>TRY TO:- Remember that this general is monitored by GWendolin and her lawyers- Not make a new thread until old one dies- Not encourage namefags, tripfags, fumefags and coomers- Not spoonfeed- Not war over Filament/Resin consoles- Keep your model pics naked (no paint/undercoat only)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97226347The easiest way would be to open it in meshmixer, select the area you want to smooth and pressing f.I don't know how to use blender, so that works for me.
G2kxVTMuM3Ztq2yfoPOeoz93BvObqUEjpmbiY2qiMzyfMF5col9xY3xjH1SDMDb
>>97228852Thanks I guess
>>97228852>i1U3.3vml?wA#fcj3<0^\_qc|cT06You either dun fuck'd up or one need to do some even gayer shit than 64 bases to pirate shit.
>>97228888>im newwhat a waste of quads
Archives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoagAllSync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3Multiplayer Compilations: https://rentry.org/MCYOA_Comp_CompIn Case of Emergency, Break Glass: https://rentry.org/mcyoagCanaryThreadslave Rentry: https://rentry.org/ThreadKeeping2Backup Rentry: https://rentry.org/ThreadKeeping3Crash Landing EditionPrevious Thread: >>97210356
>>97227686>>97227846>>97227879MHAmigos....
>>97227852It says more about you that they're where your mind went
>>97228174you thought you cooked with this post
>>97226244Ming enjoys being immersed in the natural world as much as the luxuries afforded to them by status. Not exactly an expert in surfing harsh environments for extended periods, though.>>97218224Getting more into the rivalry is an obvious one. Aside from that, exploring Ming's relationship with other characters and the navigating the potentially contradictory feelings regarding some.>>97221773Letting Haoran take balme for their actions so something Ming would share Chizi's distaste for, but she's also one if the few people who really gets them, so it's a difficult situation to navigate. I imagine the way Ming is causes a kind of loop of them lashing out on behalf of Haoran, only for Haoran to step in to save Ming from the backlash.
>>97227674I kind of liked the episode about the soft bigotry of low expectations.
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!Can't show POV of being taken bondsman by a Clan Jade Falcon Aerospace Phenotype on this board.Previous Thread: >>97195724================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97228715I'm in love with you
Why didn't comstar, the most duplicitous and underhanded faction, simply nuke the clans once they had all their forces concentrated in one place?
>>97227940Dont talk that way about your slutty aunt
>>97226234god, the flesh on those models, that was not even really removable... I still have mine though
>>97228818Clan warships would retaliate with orbital bombardment?
Christmas edition▶What is Kingdom Death?Kingdom Death is a tabletop miniature brand stared by Adam Poots and operated by himself and his Team that later spun off into a miniature based bored game funded by two very successful Kickstarter campaigns.▶What is Kingdom Death: Monster?Monster is a Nightmare Horror cooperative boss battler/miniature hobby game for 1-4 players about hope in a strange world of bizarre monstrosities and perpetually darkness. Players take on the role of survivors that band together to form a settlement, fighting monsters, crafting weapons and gear, and developing their civilization to ensure survival from generation to generation.Prologue Narration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNLc8dHv0AcThe Game is broken up into 3 phases:1. During your Hunt Phase your band of survivors traverse the world of KD in pursuit of their quarry.2. After successfully tracking your quarry you will begin the Showdown Phase, where you must fell these horrific creatures in order to acquire precious resources.3. After the battle, your survivors wander home with loot in hand to begin the Settlement Phase. Arm yourself by developing new weapons and bizarre structures to prepare for next year's hunt.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97225927autism>>97226604I hope this year's christmas mini is slutty and shows nipple like this one
>>97227542take a fucking risk you twat
>>97227542Level 1 phoenix is easier than level 2 lion. Just go kill it, it's not even that scary.
>>97228438"no"phoenix already looks high risk low reward as is, I'm not gonna make it any more dogshit for myself>>97228492I was planning to go straight into a lvl 2 hunt since it's late in the campaign and I'm mostly okay hunting other lvl 3's
>>97227744Drink the blood
Yu-Gi-Oh! General #590A Few Points EditionPrevious thread: >>97134848Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online PlayAutomated Sims:●EDOPro website: https://projectignis.github.io/download.html●EDOPro: https://discord.gg/ygopro-percy●YGO Omega: https://discord.gg/duelistsunite●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97228114Don't interact with your fellow manchildren unless they're directly addressing you or you're looking for friendly duels...
>>97228114Go talk to the store owner and say you don't appreciate the treatment if you don't want to be passive about it.There's no winners when you're involved with retard fights, should have just let the spergs get kicked out even if you had good intentions. The last thing a sperg wants to hear at that point is that they're wrong and they'll likely sperg out on you as you saw happen.I'm going to read inbetween the lines a bit here and assume something extra happened between you explaining the one person was wrong and them getting out of their chair, such as you going way too hard on the person in the wrong and getting too into it. You wouldn't leave out any details or commit writters bias right?
>>97228114Every boomer card store i've seen is very blunt and rude and their employees are all very nice, is this a thing?
I've never played edison before the decks look straight forwardHow bad am I going to get wrecked in a 30 man tournament with minimal prep?
>>97228810You might have a rough time if you haven't prepped for some rule changes from the current rules. Otherwise you'll be fine to play but maybe don't expect to top because the obvious lack of prep.>with minimal prepNot sure what that entails but if you covered at least the following you're at least able to play decent.Know the specific erratas such as goyoKnow priority changesKnow some of the other mechanic changes like 1 field spell at a time, trap monster zone usage, etc.Know how to play your own deck.I would dig through this page a bit and crash course the topics I listed above if you haven't. https://www.edisonformat.com/rules.htmlYou can read a majority of this in under an hour, there's not a lot of bullshit and it's pretty straight forward.You can also use it as a ruling resource if it comes up in play.
