Obnoxious Beastmen Edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97371368Oh yeah that conversation! I admittedly talked about the HRE a few more times in the past here as well.I held onto Hochland since I stumbled onto Warhammer Fantasy as a kid, and haven't really let go. The forest aesthetic and the uniforms probably did me in, but I like the tiny bit of lore we have on them as well.On that note, Hochland got mentioned a grand total of FOUR times in that new RPG set! And not only that, the Aldebrands also got mentioned FOUR times, and the small town of Gruyden got a (rehashed) lore summary! I might just as well celebrate tonight, this is the last time we're getting any meaningful information on the province until the 40s.>>97371516>>97371563>>97371622I think it's a little bit like what >>97371601 says, but in the case of Warhammer we're talking about a part of the hobby that has turned into a """high prestige""" hobby for turbonerds and tabletop WAACs, who derive their self-perceived status from the fact that they're good at Warhammer. The insane thing is that we're talking about a (for a very large part) luck-based dice game played by a tiny minority of people on this planet. Sure, nowadays I don't really come across a lot of people that look down on Warhammer, but it's not as if it's footie in any way in the respect in garners. Yet, like those overly expensive card games, it's attracting the absolute worst kind of nerdy guys that got bullied in high school and want to "win" at something.It also doesn't help that GW releases rulesets that are very easily bended or "misread", and from the online consensus about cheating half the organisers are either insecure 'tists that don't want to confront a player, or are in on the cheating themselves.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97371563Yeah, I saw a comment under a TOW bat rep, that said next time they should play with a 2D hill instead of a 3D one. Those people are cursed.
>>97371516Post like this make me thankful for my area being all chill people. Only downside is it's only me and one other guy with a painted army.
>>97373707These limited print fomo boxes are going to keep selling out if they keep the same value proposition of buy a touch more than 2 kits and get a third kit free. It’s a very good deal especially considering so far the two boxes have been full of only new sculpts.
>>97373836I always cringe when I see this “map”
Douchemachine used to be the largest competition to GW. Now look at it and laugh
>>97371055>sjwsGo to bed, granpa.
>>97371004>These 45 year old companies using molds from the 90s are still selling metal figures, it's not a dead market!>N-New metal models...? But new bad, old good so it doesn't matter!
>>97371315There are plenty of companies still releasing brand new metal minis althoughbeit.
>>97371315You can't just keep using molds from the 90's, retard. Problem with pewter isn't sculpting or molds, it's the price of tin shooting up periodically.
>>97371315Alternative armies, GHQ and Eureka are three companies I buy from that are actively producing new metal models. Hell, Eureka is expanding their ranges at a rate that I worry is unsustainable long term (after restraining themselves during covid) but it is clearly a vote of confidence in the medium.
Are there any tabletop RPGs similar in style to the classic video game Baroque?
>>97367719Isn't the remake generally considered to be worse than the Saturn? I know it has a censored script (even in the Japanese version, it's not a localization thing).
>>97367769Better in some ways, worse in others.The remake is easier on the player in a lot of ways (lots of QoL improvements, easier controls/perspective), but they also threw in some tougher challenges towards the end while also giving the player a lot more bullshit to do if they're mad enough to try and 100% the game.The remake actually gets a bit cringey at times thanks to its voice acting and how dated its art style and GFX has become, but about 20% of the designs are an improvement over their originals.
>>97364910We need a No Country For Old Men game thread
>>97367976It's all well and good to talk about QOL improvements and controls, but if I wanted to play a dungeon-exploration game based on the merit of its gameplay I wouldn't be playing Baroque in the first place.The remake absolutely butchers the aesthetic and atmosphere of the Saturn game. While those may only constitute the 'some ways' you speak of in which the original is superior, they are factors of such significance as to make the gameplay improvements irrelevant by comparison.
>>97371824iirc the remake is also kinda based on the manga too instead of the original scenario that they drafted up for the original game so elements contradict each other. I know the anon here claims that it's the point but the original Saturn release is pretty consistent in it's story.
Why don't zombies eat each other?
>>97300419Eating people is a reproductive behavior for zombies. Eating another zombie doesn't lead to reproduction. Therefore eating zombies, for a zombie, would be gay.
>>97369087I was going to make fun of you for the slop pic but then I read the post and must instead, reluctantly, say that I laughed and forward you to the based department to solicit further quality posts. Thank you for your attention on the matter.
>>97345113>Maybe it’s because I can’t erase the things that were in our minds when we were making the filmThere.
>>97300419I don't know why?
>>97373558Oh, sorry, I didn't realise you were ESL. Let me explain what he's saying:>It does not.This part is immediately after being asked if NotLD feels like a political film to him. As you can see, he clearly says no, which should be the end of it really for you.>I can see why it seemed that way.Here's him saying he gets why idiots might think otherwise (amazing really, he predicted you).>But it doesn’t seem that way right now to me. Maybe it’s because I can’t erase the things that were in our minds when we were making the film.Now, here's where you're deeply confused and missed the context. The first sentence is him re-affirming it's not political. The second sentence is him giving a reason why it's not political (because what was in his mind when making the film was making a horror film, no politics involved).Glad I could clear that up for you, let me know if there's any other cases of basic English that confuse you.
Modern Imperator edition>Previous Heresy:>>97358462>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97373990wh-where's the giant freehanded hydra/dragon coiled about and splayed along either side? ;A;really cool tho, but those beeg open surfaces kinda call out for further embellishment in my eyes tho that might not be what you're after of course
>>97374000My AL are deliberately very incognito. Even most of my HQ models are mostly plastic Mk IV. The poor photo quality also doesn't really show the contrast between the armour plates and the recesses very well.
>>97374018very fair angle for an XX force and it certainly looks the part, much quiet dignity in the thunderhawk
>>97373960Go fuck yourself retard, I've been posting here for over ten years.
>>97373634Pariah makes everyone around him feel pain. Blank makes people uncomfortable. Think Jurgen/Baldrick.
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Rolled 9 (1d32)>>97352913>>97373842008 - 1:39Location: Someplace JapanBackground: MalePerks:No Uggos Were Spotted In The Making Of This Film [200]Ratio'd [200]Alpha and OtOme-ga [free]Ocean Man [100]Hetero Hot Take [200]Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97373858It's not inherently a magic item so I didn't think it was worth mentioning but I was thinking of going with an Elf Wingship.They're not that big, but pretty fast thanks to their large sails(which is further boosted by the ever full sails).
Rolled 18 (1d31)>>97352913>>97373904009 - OtoyomegatariSex: MaleAge: 23Location: Aral Sea coastCulture: Foreigner (Drop In)Background: AdultPerks:Eye for Detail [free]Everywhere Has Their Own Way [free]Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
What is your jumper's excuse for not being a billionaire before they started their chain?
>>97374021Wrong skillset for their home plane. That's why they're so much more in their element on other worlds.
About a decade ago we got a rumour that the Primarchs would come back (before it actually started happening).Part of that rumour was that one loyalist would turn traitor and one traitor would become a loyalist.So who's it gonna be?Picture potentially related, Angron for ants.
>>97366030>Part of that rumour was that one loyalist would turn traitor and one traitor would become a loyalist.alpharius turns loyal omegan turns traitor
What GW will actually do in 2029 that wil lhave everyone seething is that they will canonize Malibron as the lost primarch of the 11th and bring him back with necron tech and it'll be part of the Great Crusade subgame for Horus Heresy (which will also include the launch of the Laer and Goro Orks who used gravity weapons instead of the normal orkish guns).
>>97368571Loyalist Angron dedicated to purging orcs and tyranids would be fucking kino. Better than the boring shit we have now.
>>97374002They retconned it from "we found a body except the hands" to "we only found his hands" I think
>>97373283It's going to be that stupid portrait Dorian Grey thing, won't it?
mondays editionInfinity is a 28mm tabletop skirmish game produced by Corvus Belli, and includes the related games Aristeia, Defiance, TAG Raid, REM Racers, and Acheron's Fall. Corvus Belli also produces the fantasy games Warcrow and Warcrow Adventures.>Latest official update:January preorders>Rules and missions:https://infinitythewiki.com/index.phphttps://infinitytheuniverse.com/resourceshttps://infinitytheuniverse.com/games/infinity/its>Beginner FAQs and guides:https://pastebin.com/x06JG55Uhttps://pastebin.com/xtQzRcq5 https://pastebin.com/xUBR7QFU Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97371312I wonder if she does count as an expensive saacha
>>97373359That fucking AI background on all new boxes, that super unnatural hand angle. Cardboard tokens gone long ago. Is this the best you can do CB?
>>97369948Random mercenaries and aristos have always been negative for the game, no exception.
>>97373359She could fix me.
What's your theory for why all the talent is leaving Leder Games?What’s your worst/best board game break up story?
>>97373767>CarmackThis is a pro-cat thread.
Saw this >>97371024 picture and it inspired me to make this
>>97373723when I saw "mancala system" for ostia I wrote it off since that reads like "tic tac toe system" to mehave you played any of them?
>>97373684is vindication fun?
Thoughts on SUSD?
The original Dark Erufu EditionDiscuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, game stories art and any else that's elfy is all appreciated.Thread question: Do you prefer your elves as fallen empire from the past or as dominant and hegemonic entity in your world? previous thread: >>97318413
>>97373821elves can easily deal with human creeps
>>97370377I'd rather go for "elves aren't interested in empire building". Because I want humans to be the majority without elves being dumb failures. Also it's half a chance for them to be distinct from humans beyond longer lives and ears.
>>97373500Do not expect a pornbrain to know what an elf is.
>>97370377>Do you prefer your elves as fallen empire from the past or as dominant and hegemonic entity in your world?>https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97230236/#q97232622In my lewd RPG setting that takes inspiration from hentais, I'm making it that elves have gone from Nobodies to Nightmares. They used to be raided as slaves, and after gaining warriors, they started carving out their own countries and some hold grudges and take sadistic pleasure in NTRing human women.
>muh settan
Clussy EditionPrevious thread: >>97241303Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team,Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim,Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds,Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster ...... and any other GW system and board game are welcome.>Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V>TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97368748Overall I really prefer it. The core rules are so much better where they actually changed them. Monsters feel like proper monsters now. You can’t mix and match with lists like before, which for some people is a negative, but for me it’s a positive. Yes you are locked out of some combos now but balancing allies before was painful. If you’re coming from any mainline GW game, you can expect MESBG to feel way more balanced than games you are used to playing, and within a few games you’ll quickly realize how much more skill tends to matter in MESBG.
>>97372720Thanks for the feedback, I was always interested in the skirmish model, so the game felt like a good alternative to mordheim for the times when I wanted something different.
>>97372479It's not worth much, the killzones are all bespoke now and have predone arrangements. Super nice for Horus Heresy or Necromunda though. Current edition of Kill Team is honestly a tournament-focused game (and it does it better than 40k).
>>97372479>I'm getting back into Kill Team after a few years and found a box of all the terrain they sold in 1st edition including the original starters massive 40k terrain and all the shit like trenches given away with kill teams to clear stock.None of this sounds familiar. Do you have pictures? The Wall of Martyrs is the only trench-like official terrain I remember. I do not recall GW "giving away" terrain with Kill Teams at any point, and it doesn't sound like a normal GW practice.
>>97372479I play kill team with custom terrain setups all the time. Assuming that by "1st edition" you mean either KT18 or KT21, the game is still played on the same size of board.It's also just the most recent teams being 5 model squads, I imagine a result of the design team finally feeling brave enough to open that option up for new teams and being able to unleash all the options that they've had in store. There are still teams with up to 14 models and 10-ish models is very common.
Damsel in Distress Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97373745>>Library of Babel: YouBorges would be proud.
>>97373849fuck, I have no idea hwo I fucked that up. It was supposed to say "You can cast magnificent mansion 1/lr, but it takes the form of a library"
Unless there's something I'm missing, in 5.24e if you take the Hide Action and succeed the DC 15 Stealth roll, you're Invisible until you make a loud enough sound, attack, cast a spell with a verbal component, an enemy with Blindsight/Truesight/See Invisibility has line of sight on you within their special senses range, OR any enemy takes the Search Action (Perception) and meets or exceeds your Stealth Roll total/DC. Wouldn't this mean you could just stealth and wander about really quietly, like it's BG3? Get Advantage on most fights unless something's got a special sight that can catch the group?
>>97373741>Just stat it for your party anon.I'm trying to I just want to make it "agnostic" of the party as well, and have it make sense for what it would be in the world. Been looking at a lot of CR 4 constructs for comparison and they mostly don't have immunity or resistance to non magic non adamantine BPS, except stone defender or whatever. Still, it's one construct out of many.idk maybe if I post the stat block it'll help. It's a high-toughness low-damage monster, so a slog to fight...but also, 60 hp is gonna get shredded by a level 5 party. Maybe I should up its damage? Increase its hp? I dunno.They are level 5 but CR 4 creatures are still relevant in groups. So resistance to nonmagic BPS starts to fall apart REALLY fast.
>>97374032you make the stats to fit the partyif you want the party to realize the archer is useless and the barbarian with the maul is the most effective and the other should take care of ads etc you make him immune to piercing and vulnerable to bludgeoning. Oh, that's the solution! etcnothing should be party-blind in a game you curate for people to have funyou're not writing a book, you're trying to maximize the fun of people
>referee makes big 3D dungeon model>players therefore already know the entire layout>completely destroys the fun of exploring and mapping a dungeon
>>97367598This is such a non-issue if you're an adult.Put some black cardstock over the top and remove them as you enter a new room. Put the cardstock everywhere even if there's nothing underneath. Don't fill the entire table with shit for no reason. And to be extra safe, you goHey, i know i can't stop you from seeing the existence of the cardstock, and the dungeon obviously can't go off the table we're using, but just play along, okay? I tried really hard on this.Anyone who isn't a complete knuckle dragging autistic faggot will be agreeable to this. Be fucking normal, anon, its not that hard.
>>97367598>No LED lights>no motorized traps7/10 would play
>>97367637>trapdoors/hidden ladders>portals>ortogonal feystep/knightleap beacons>mystery blocks enchantedvwith druidic growing vinesTicked closed and user shadowbanned
>>97368163>the gamelmaoI'm so glad the mere proposal of playing other systems filters out trash like (you).
>>97368510It's actually the one reason why, despite having a lot of fantasy miniatures in general (both GW and others) I don't actually like using them in RPG's. Any markers or grid maps or the like, really. In my experience it flips players straight into 'wargame mode' and they move and fight accordingly. Ends up quite dull.
Grogmas in the hive streets editionPrevious Thread:>>97019770Check out here for useful links and a catalogue of relevant miniatures retailers:https://pastebin.com/nnNqqFLnThe Rogue Trader magazine article compilation:https://gofile.io/d/yNK9bq
>>97369068Unlike today, when Guardswomen are men
>>97371789>Were you ever mistaken for a man?
>>97372486Nae. Were you?
>>97372520Too often!
Going to do this for my 40k chaos army
Every once in a while there's a thread popping up about how badass and stronger 40k's setting is, but big time professional question ironically raised by an autistic friend of mine at the pub yesterday:Could the Imperium sucessfully afford to invade and take over Kirby's planet?
>>97368786>>97368794Death Battle is cancer and they lied to you, Kirby is not that strong.
>>97373252>Death Battle is cancerTrue.>they lied to you, Kirby is not that strongFalse. Name the weakest setting you think can beat Kirby.
>>97368786This one: >>97373160The Imperium could absolutely take Pop Star up until the point Kirby notices and eliminates them. Kirby is EXTREMELY powerful, but he isn't omnipotent (he's actually kind of stupid) and he's quite lazy. Kirby's desire to "solve a problem" is directly proportionate to how much it's personally inconveniencing himself, his lifestyle, or his immediate friends. Once Kirby "locks on" to a problem though, he's like a pit bull: he won't let go until he's completely resolved the situation, as he understands it. >>97369816>>97370105>>97372575What people don't really understand about Kirby is that his power over Empathy means he has to match power escalation. Kirby, canonically, possess an infinite source of power, but it's entirely reactionary: King Dedede stealing all the food in Dreamland (the province, not the planet/country), and then challenging to a boxing match, is just as much of a "threat" to Kirby as that Gene-Stealing Super Organism in the recent game wot tried to kill Kirby by dropping a planet on the planet he was occupying. These are equally difficult situations for Kirby. >>97372575>>97373233Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97373743In criticism of fecto elfilis, it didnt do any real work smashing forgotten-land into popstar. It just opened the portal, the roche limit is doing all the heavy liftingNo comment on how hard it is to tear open a planet-sized interdimensional hole in space-time though
>>97368794>Batman with prep timeYeah, nah. Nobody beats batgod
