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Gun to your head, you can only put 5 humanoid/demihuman races in your setting. After those five, you’re done. You chose humans, elves, dwarves, halflings, and ents? No gobbos and orcs for you.

What are you choosing?
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>>97265480
EZ

Humans
Sasquatch
Greys
Nordics
Reptoids

Setting is a generic, medieval, European fantasy with minimal to no hint of any sort of scifi. Cosmology is all New Age spiritual crap, but 100% true.
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>>97265480
Humans
Undead (that would include skeletons, vampires, ghouls etc.)
Yuan-ti (including all aspects of their culture - anathemas, purebloods, tainted ones, etc.)
Elves
Then let's throw 1 Xenomorph from Alien into the mix
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My setting only has 4 races already
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>>97265480
>Human
>Nephilim
>Slithzerikai
>Vahnatai
Your move.
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>>97268243
yay cool ty anon

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Christmas edition

▶What is Kingdom Death?
Kingdom Death is a tabletop miniature brand stared by Adam Poots and operated by himself and his Team that later spun off into a miniature based bored game funded by two very successful Kickstarter campaigns.

▶What is Kingdom Death: Monster?
Monster is a Nightmare Horror cooperative boss battler/miniature hobby game for 1-4 players about hope in a strange world of bizarre monstrosities and perpetually darkness. Players take on the role of survivors that band together to form a settlement, fighting monsters, crafting weapons and gear, and developing their civilization to ensure survival from generation to generation.

Prologue Narration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNLc8dHv0Ac

The Game is broken up into 3 phases:
1. During your Hunt Phase your band of survivors traverse the world of KD in pursuit of their quarry.
2. After successfully tracking your quarry you will begin the Showdown Phase, where you must fell these horrific creatures in order to acquire precious resources.
3. After the battle, your survivors wander home with loot in hand to begin the Settlement Phase. Arm yourself by developing new weapons and bizarre structures to prepare for next year's hunt.


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>>97240633
Got myself the first two Vignette of Deaths and both Anniversary sets back on Black Friday. Haven't had a chance to build em though.
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Finished Lion knight. Here's what I have left to paint. What's should the next project be?
>black knight
>flower knight
>smog singers
>atnas
>gamblers
>phoenix
Im leaning toward getting the smaller models done first (flower knight looks super fun to paint and base), but the bigger ones need love someday, and i told.myself im not getting pariah or red witches until I catch up on a few more models.
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>>97268935
So some survivors. Don't be like me and finish all the monsters and then out down the brush for good. Smog singers I actually really enjoyed painting and my macaw phoenix is one of my favorite models even though I was still just getting back into painting when I did it.
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>Sankosushin
that one got cancel before it release, real shame too it was the only other KDM-like game that had sexy ladies.
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tell it to me straight

Adam's never making anything but Monster, is he?

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For discussion of D&D 3.0e, 3.5e and D20 OGL

> Tools
https://srd.dndtools.org
https://dndtools.one/
https://d20srd.org
https://www.realmshelps.net/

> Indices
> 3.5
https://archive.burne99.com/archive/4/
http://web.archive.org/web/20080617022745/http://www.crystalkeep.com/d20/index.php
> 3.0
http://web.archive.org/web/20060330114049/http://www.crystalkeep.com:80/d20/rules3.0.php
> 3e/3.5 Book PDFs

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>>97269352
Can't even refer to it?
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>>97269352
>there's a PERFECT domain for an NPC in the adventure, but I can't use it or I'll get sued
Is that how it works?
The end of the Slumbering Tsar has a few references in their legal appendix to 3rd party material and stuff that adventure paths for PF1.
I thought it was allowed if you place a reference to the original.
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>>97269400
I'm pretty sure you cannot even reference non-core material. You can't even say "they have this domain, check out page XXX of Spell Compendium" or even use monsters from the monster manual.
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Are there any good illustrations or descriptions on the type of restraints worn in the Hells/Avernus by mortal slaves?
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>>97269066
...My immediate temptation is cludging something together out of Appraise, Bluff, and Sense Motive.

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Archives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoag
Allsync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3
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>>97269287
Softie...
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>>97269598
>>97269608
Back in the good old days we used to sacrifice skeletons for OC.
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>>97269608
>>97269598
Wouldn't sacrificing yourself to bring Radiant into being thematically fitting?
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>>97269280
>Class:
Sorcerer

>Stats:
Strength: 2
Defense: 3
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 15
Skill: 2

>Blessing:
Stats

>Skills:

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>>97269558
Didn't npcanon also make a built that was basically an aura-burst-waiting-to-happen?

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Writing General: 'festive' edition

Welcome to /wg/, the thread for all /tg/ related writing. Whether you're plotting your campaign, trying to come up with a character backstory, or just trying to write some setting fluff, this is the place to post it. You don't even have a campaign, just an idea you want to develop? You're welcome here. While the rest of /tg/ is arguing over monstergirl mating and which way rivers are supposed to flow, we're here to help you turn your thoughts into an actual finished product.

As the successor to the Storythreads, we're also open to /tg/ related fanfiction (D&D, Warhammer, Battletech, whatever). In fact, if you've written any vaguely /tg/-related short stories, you can try them out here. We also have flash-fiction challenges from time to time.

There's a discord for writers here
https://discord.gg/6AwKHGF

The previous thread can still be found in the archive here
>>96644454

And finally an archive of /tg/ fiction can be found here:
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Storythread (dead link, but may be resurrected one day)
https://2d4chan.org/wiki/Storythread (page missing, wiki still up)

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>>97263928
Learn2write sluts next.
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>>97257571
Wyrd Town F____
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>>97263928
>Inserts clip from As Good As It Gets
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>>97263928
Could be worse. I can only write
>Trash goblin
>Monster in human skin who delights in the suffering of others (thanks mom for the endless inspiration)

Trench Raiding With The Lads Edition

>What is Trench Crusade?
An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.

>What Trench Crusade is not
TC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.

>What's the QRD on the background?
The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.

>How do I get started?
All the files are free online:
https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/


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>>97269478
Don't take his shitposting seriously.
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## The Seventh Ledger ##

Faction: Trench Pilgrims
Rating: 700 Ducats | 0 Glory
Patron: Learned Saint

## Elites ##

War Prophet
• Cost: 187 Ducats | 0 Glory
• Equipment: Automatic Pistol, Anti-Tank Hammer, Iron Capirote, Reinforced Armour, War-Cross

Castigator
• Cost: 129 Ducats | 0 Glory
• Equipment: Punt Gun, Trench Polearm, Iron Capirote, Molotov Cocktail, Reinforced Armour

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The sydney incident did happen though. The link to vid was in one of the prior threads you fucking morons
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>>97269610
Post proof or do a back flip off a building
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>>97269610
Fuck off. I’ve asked for links in these threads and multiple others and never seen a fucking thing. Also I see it’s now progressed to a ‘rape’, weird how it started as ‘Trench Crusade fans being edgy spergs’ and has become ‘serious crime’.

For the record I’m Australian with deep connections in the Sydney scene going all the way back to the 90’s (think Atlantis Games on Pitt St before my friend Dennis committed suicide over that cunt Chaedy) and I’ve seen and heard literally nothing about it outside of unsupported claims in these threads.

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>Everyone
• PLEASE BUMP THE THREAD IF IT REACHES PAGE 10!

>Requesters:
• Provide good, detailed references (pictures are better than verbal descriptions), so the artists know what you're looking for.
• If you have a WIP quote the Anchor Post, and attach the WIP so your Drawfag can find you.
• Do not reply to other deliveries with a request that the artist fill your request next. This is called 'piggybacking'.
• Do not make multiple requests in the same thread and do not serially request multiple characters after a delivery. Suggesting several concepts for artists to choose from counts as making multiple requests.
• If you're unsatisfied with your completed request, please wait at least one week before you re-request. If someone follows this rule, don't waste posts by complaining about it.
• Stay on topic.

>Drawfags and Drawfags-to-be:
• Drop your tumblrs/websites/commission/etc information, but if you're dropping your commission info, please consider filling a request beforehand instead of just advertising.
• Please keep AI deliveries to the /slop/ threads. This is a thread for human-made art.


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>>97215789
oi, if you're still here
do you have an age range that you want for this? im interested
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>>97264768
I'm still and I'm here.
He's in his 50s, and the worse to wear for it.
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>>97247081
I wasn't intending to do this one, but I just kinda stated sketching the face as a warm up and I knew I had to finish it.
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>>97269590
Reminds me a bit of Butch Hartmans artstyle. In a good way.
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>>97269590
"Please....sirs.
Be...welcome in our lands,
We will endeavor to do our very best to aid you.
"Yes! Yes!" (claps hands and gestures)
"Please, this way."

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Christmas Edition

>Previous thread:
>>97173638

Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team,
Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim,
Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds,
Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster ...
... and any other GW system and board game are welcome.

>Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)
https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V

>TQ

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>>97265579
Yes, a 3rd party team from Punga, printed them myself.

I made the same reference with my team name.
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>>97261825
>Not really. Poland and Germany are like brothers.

anon gave up trying mid post

Also fuck new captacha, makes me not wanna post if i have to jump through this retarded hoop
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>>97268486
They ARE like brothers. They had a lot of exploratory midnight sex when they were younger, and now that they're grown talking is awkward.
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>>97268486
>makes me not wanna post
That's the point of it, get rid of people and replace them with 4chan pass bots and idf hired indians.
Racist white guys aren't supposed to have an online lace to talk to each other, not even about their hobbies.
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>>97259369
No need to bulk him up, give him a sword for the parry and get him in there, that way you can still cast as a bonus (you can cast in combat)
I think dark souls are cooler so go with them, you're not getting any mutants? Should consider them.

Work in Progress, End-of-the-Year Edition

>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD

>WIP Tutorial Images Mega
https://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw

>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno

>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s

>Paint thinning 102

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>>97269098
I was referring specifically to the edge highlights and how it's not just a straight line across the whole edge. But this is a nice graphic to have.
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WIP, basecoated and just bluetacked together for now.
Any thoughts on trim colour + accent colour? Thinking about brass and yellow/orange.
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>>97269228
>"how's my driving?" sticker on the tailgate
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>>97269390
Colors are colors, and a brand won't necessarily have a good tone I might want. But past experiences and especially local availability can play a part. Latter is why I've got a few odd VGC paints, but that said I haven't given Tamiya a proper go despite a toy shop having a good selection there.
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>>97269624
Honestly just run the edge of your brush gently along the edge and let the paint stick where it may.

I started working on a Science Fantasy TTRPG. It was originally a GURPS setting, but i wanted something more pulpy, less realistic, and it's spun off into its own thing.
Here's the latest draft, tell me what you think
>https://files.catbox.moe/maxhmu.pdf
the new captcha is fucking gay btw
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>>97263862
awesome, i love /tg/ originals.

RIFTS! The science fantasy world of post-apoc cyborgs, wizards, dragons, ninjas, giant mecha, super-nazis, robot ninjas, vampires, underwater kingdoms, remnant human supertech civilizations and everything you can imagine all rolled into one setting where interdimensional RIFTS have pierced Earth's fabric and turned it into a playground for aliens and monsters!

Plus other Palladium Games about superheroes, zombies, classic fantasy, supernaturals investigation and more.

Talk about:
>RIFTS(tm)
>Heroes Unlimited
>Palladium Fantasy
>Beyond the Supernatural
>Dead Reign
>Robotech (lol)
>TMNT & Other Strangeness + After the Bomb
>Splicers
>Nightbane
>Savage Rifts

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Previous Thread: >>97096644
For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)

>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".
>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.
>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/

>What's a Solo RPG?
1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)
2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>97062042
3: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos"

>Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)
https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkit


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This past week or so, I've been trying to teach myself Mythic 2e. Are there any good lewd oracle lists? I've sifted through some of the reading material in the op and really haven't found what I'm looking for.
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>>97269256
Define what you are actually looking for because i don't see how you can have "lewd oracles" when the standard ones already cover what you need, and don't say "I need an oracle to decide how my female priest is gonna get fucked" because you can just make a table yourself for that.
Oracles are just tables so if you want something and you don't find it, make it yourself
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>>97269323
>Oracles are just tables so if you want something and you don't find it, make it yourself
I mean, I was going to eventually do this when I get more comfortable with the flow of the concept. I guess I just wanted to see some examples of what others are doing. There's meaning tables for objects, powers, smells, scavenging results, starship descriptions, ect; so I was curious what a list for lewd stuff might even contain.
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>>97269374
In that case it chould be something like Table 1 Action Table 2 Thing. Labyrinthus has some results which combined might have a lewd meaning but other than tat the majority are generic since it has a broader use. If you want to make something specific it could like:

Table 1

>lick
>suck
>fondle
>grope
>tease
>stroke

Table 2

>breasts

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Dubs and above turn into canon.
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With horses extinct or lycanthrope monstrosities, the Southern Kingdoms have started to import animals from elsewhere. Alpacas and llamas are particularly sough after as beasts of burden after Lord Captain Hernandez conquered some mountain empire. The human slaves kicked the bucket pretty fast, new animals seem to be resistive to lycanthropy. The Lich King might have fucked up on his spell a little bit there.
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>>97268392
*hard to say they may be extinct, but there are


Sorry, I am drunk
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For 3.8 million years, one organization has ruled supreme as the pillar of humanity, driving back the other races and ensuring human prosperity: Heavenly Court!

After three million years their foundation is truly deep, no one can contest it. They even manipulate the invisible strings of Fate, observing the world and dictating the outcome of key events from atop their Heaven Overseeing Tower.
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>>97256165
When you die, your soul travels beyond the door of life and death. This is a physical place. You can enter even if you are alive. It can even be moved.

Souls can leave the door of life and death and return to the land of the living if they can somehow get past or around the four obstacles.

One, soul pacifying lake. The water of the lake calms the soul, and makes you not want to move, let alone leave. It tastes like the most delicious alcohol there is, and it even gets you mildly drunk.
Two, crystal mountain. The mountain reverberates and shakes your soul. If it’s too much, your soul can dissipate. The higher you climb, the harder it gets. You need grit and determination to pass.
Three, soul valley. The wind here cuts the soul with pain unlike anything you can physically experience, and the fog loosens your soul from your body. You need a strong sense of self to pass.
Finally, reverse flow river. The river flows from shallow to deep, and suppresses any kind of magic or ability used inside of it. Magic and abilities used outside of it are reversed back at the user. You can only use your own effort to progress upstream. As the river gets shallower, it becomes physically easier but mentally harder to continue. Your determination, perseverance, and willpower are reversed into thoughts of quitting. If you reach the upstream end of the river and try to step out, the river simply extends by one step. Indeed, it is impossible to walk past reverse flow river. Unless you have infinite perseverance.

Also there’s a giant monster with 3 heads and 1000 arms that eats all the souls in there
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The world is currently going through its equivalent to the Baroque period. The Caliphate is clearly in a state of decline, facing irritable tribes and heretical movements that are threatening the supreme authority of the Caliph. Made worse by the number of capitulations and concessions given to Dwarf, Southron, and Gnomish merchants which has made the economy overly dependent on foreign traders. Then there's religious minorities such as the tribals who venerate folkish interpretations of Islam, southern minorities that stubbornly cling to their faith, northern nomads that still carry spirit stones, and the dervishes who foolishly dance on despite fatwas by the Ulama.

In the south, clipper ships set sail to the four corners of the earth. Exploring beyond the map, they have founded colonies and birthed new Empires built off the backs of subjugated natives with blood drenched gold. And with all this, comes a great exchange of creatures meant to replace those infected with lycanthropy. Alpacas, moose, sled dogs, condors, and jaguars among many others are increasingly found in the manors and hunting reserves of the aristocracy.

Then there's the sound of the mighty orchestras, the fantastic operas that roar over the channels. The Caliph has banned all music for its haram but the Pontiff is different. He wants music, he wants the Saracen to hear the true beauty of God through sound, to know the folly of their false faith.

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Fighting with some friends edition

>Previous Thread:>>97253609

>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:
https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N
>Titanicus Compendiums
https://gofile.io/d/qdYzem

>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/
>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/
>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)
https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8

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>>97269270
It's because I want to play an actual war game and the scale of Heresy as written for the 28mm fails to capture a grand battle. It's like an idiotic level of skirmish at 28mm, and not only that, the mechanics of the game are just archaic and shit.
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got a Porphy coming in the mail, read through the knight rules already, but not familiar with some other big boys. Anyone actually been playing games with/against Warhound Scout titans in 3rd? I know they have a more complex system than knights, but no idea how gimped their rules usually are.
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well i'll be damned that's one beatiful project
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>It's a piece of junk. The fuel system leaks all over the place! It's a piece of junk!

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>Be me.
>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.
>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.
>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.
>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.
>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.
>A day that is fast approaching.
>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.
>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl."
>I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.
>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.
>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
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>Be Sons of Malice Captain Marvock
>Be chilling on the Labyrinth chowing down on some salted Cadian jerky when suddenly me and 10 of my brothers along side some of the mutants from the Labyrinth are transported to some kind of half ork half khorne arena where it is snowing
WTF.Malice
>A tribal warrior walks up to me in armor that matches my warband's color scheme and starts speaking in a variant of gothic I don't recognize
>I offer him the guardman jerky then turn to see a daemonette dressed as a dog kick a ball over to another daemonette wearing some kind of fetishized guardman armor with a weird looking wire face plate helmet
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>Be Lord General of the Notdican 1225th and mayor of New Yur.
>The valkyrie lands in the parking lot of town hall and I get out going to my office
>There I pull up a hololith map of the city and have my secretary start sending out vox signals to everyone trying to determine who is still loyal
>Hopefully at least some answer and we can work out whats going on here
>I also learn about the void battle between the eldar corsairs and the tyranids
>We don't really have any void craft here but we do have anti air guns to stop the swarm if they cant hold it off
>Wish I could help them out but for now I'll just focus on protecting my city and trust they can handle the bugs
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>Be Ranger Bunni’Viie Lemallyn
>The Khorne team forfeits, which means we have to play the Slaaneshi team next
>A certain part of me says getting physical with Slaaneshi is a bad idea, but what is the worse that can happen?
>It is just a game after all!
>The Eldar team starts getting ready to take the field, however, our team captain, Delwyn, is missing in action
>Oh Delwyn, you silly goose, always forgetting things, or getting lost, or both
>I still have Delwyn’s location flagged on the visual overlay over my left eye, so I decide to save his teammates some trouble and go fetch him myself
>Cheerleading non-stop for several hours is surprisingly tiring
>I track Delwyn down to a small side room located beneath the stands
>I find Delwyn with a half-dressed Drukhari, standing next to a mattress strewn with lewd photos of me and condoms
>Some of the photos are clearly fake, and a few depict things that aren’t even physically possible (I hope)
>But others I recognize from my time as a Corsair, and even my brief stint as a Drukhari, doing questionable things due to peer pressure or intoxication or both

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>be Spencer
>now im playing blood bowl again?
>this time for
>whoever the fuck that guy is
>yeah "hiska furda burka" to you too do
>also a team of the Sons of Malice appeared because why the fuck wouldnt they
>honestly ive given up all hope of getting Priscilla off this planet even if i knew where she was
>which i dont
>or killing that cummissar bitch

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