>>2816438And I am struggling to fill them in October.AucklandHobbit townDay to myself around TaupoTongario HikeThen fucking what?Bay of Plenty when it's cold?Drive 6 hours there and back to see Wellington?Drive a whole day to site Cape Reign?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I chose Commandel.We're down to the last day and it'sRangitoto vs Waitākere Ranges. I have a car.
Seems this place is actually really strugglinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhQzspoBsVMI'll be sure to spend some dollars
See you in 4 days New Zealand
>>2822031Go sea fishing off the coast of Auckland.I don't even like fishing and had a great time.
>>2832526I've got surprisingly too many things to do at this point but will consider it!
Why are indian trains armored?
>>2831494>To protect against foreign object debris, specifically skulls.ftfy
to stop shit from hitting the windows, obviously. And I mean shit, like street shitter produced feces on designated shitting streets shit
anti rape device
>>2831479Jeets bounce off them as often as birds shit on your windshield.
>jeet_taking_selfie_hit_by_train_5291.webm
Is the subway in New York City safe? I had a look at Reddit and they said it’s fine but I’ve learnt not to trust Reddit
>>2832581lol no, niggas will rob you
>>2826660>>2826684>>2826872I would like to be raped, where do I go for this?
>>2826657>safeIt's less safe for random happenings then nowhere flyover because you get close to more people and that tilts averages up. That being said NYC hasn't been unsafe since the 80s and 99.99% ot people got shit to do and don't give a fuck about anyone else on the subway.
>>2832586He's right the difference is you'll travel more than staying in your mom's basement so you get exposed to more chances, even if the rate is actually lower.
>>2832601>then
I'm going to stay 4 days in New York CityWhat is a must do for a broke brazilian like me?
>>2829311>a hosteli hope it is st. luigi's hostel
>>2832339the few hostels in nyc are good>>2829311the ymca is also a good option for nyc although slighty more expensive depending on when you book.
>>2832343>ymcais it really fun to stay in there?
>>2832310>>2832317this is just not true lmao. finance bros spotted
>>2829701NYC is like the worst place to get girls lolEven among big cities in the US you'd probably have much better success in LA or MiamiIf you're on Manhattan fsr and want a non expensive meal, go to "Fuzhou Fish Balls" (forget the exact name) just outside of Manhattan Chinatown (on Bowery IIRC). They're like 8 dollars a set or something.Seconded the Queens Flushing tip for Chinese food, far superior. Trouble is, Flushing is so out of the way vs. the rest of NYC, like on the other end of the 7 Line. Though that helps keep tourists away I suppose.>>2832307>washington square park weird things to doThe last time I was there, there was this guy playing a 2-necked guitar
A general thread for all things Philippines/phg/ - monke waifu edition Please refrain from overt schizoposting or reposting any type of list or rant from previous threads. Question of the thread: what is your favorite medium/small size city in the philippines without its own airport?
>>2833306Local pinoy here...The trick is to be a foreigner, or look like a sucker. They think they can make you fall in love with their gonorrhea vagina Then you fuck her, give her a few bucks, kick her out, and on the way out you tell her you'll give her 1k if she brings you her gonorrhea friends/cousins/neighbors. Never pay in advance, never give her gcash in the middle of the week. Make it clear, you bring me your friends, I will jerjer, after I'm finished I'll give you 1k. When done with friend, you repeat the same speech, until you have a network of gonorrhea whores. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2833306This doesn't work if your Filipino, unfortunately, because they assume you know all their tips and tricks, and they also assume you are broke. Maybe if you're a flood control contractor....but if you're just some dude working IT making 100k a month, it probably still won't work because they think you'll be harder to hustle. You have to basically be a wolf in sheep's clothing looking for sheep in wolves clothing
>>2833316I say that it doesn't work for Filipinos because I know that most of the people reading foreigner centric blogs on the Philippines, are in fact Filipinos. Since they love to "marites" so much I'll just tell my kabayan how it is
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>>2833315>>2833316i'm white, i just don't go to the right places. hate bars and clubs.and i dont really wanna play these games with women i know, they don't deserve this.maybe for the better to just stay a twisted fantasy, feels like it would attract only problems in the long run.
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>>2832459Best breakfast buffet i ever had was during a 3 days stay in a Hyatt Hotel in Pheonix last year.Unlimited bacon, waffles, fruits, pancakes... I was eating almost nothing midday i was so full in the morning lol
hyatt is a fine hotel corporation
Going to London with a friend for 3 days. Any cool places (preferrably as tourist-free as possible) you can reccomend? Particulary interested in live music, pubs, casual dining etc.
Hijacking your thread a bit. I'm planning to go to London in December to visit a Christmas market. I know absolutely nothing about London, where to stay, where to stay away from. About the only thing I know is that a phone gets stolen every 5 minutes and that its bollocks expensive. Where's a good area to stay that won't fleece me completely and that I can still get around on public transport without being shanked or robbed?Also some recommendations please. I like British history and Doctor Who.
>>2832110Go to The Windmill in Brixton. Usually between a fiver and a tenner a gig. £5/pint. Decent unsigned bands every night. Amazing night out, desu.It's in the middle of Brixton though, which is boatwog central. Just gtfo asap after the gig and don't hang around.Public transport is more or less safe desu. Histoy is ezpz with the fre museums.
>>2831862you're a tourist, so if you go somewhere it won't be tourist free any more will itjust look at a listings magazine or website like time out or nme>>2832110staying anywhere normal in london is expensiveif you're so pathetically scared of being a victim because of the media hysteria you could stay somewhere outside london and just get the train into the city. example, the fairly new queen elizabeth line (colloquially known as the lizzy line) stretches as far as reading at its western end. the cost of the journey would easily be offset by the cheaper accommodation options>Doctor Who.there are doctor who walking tours in london and cardiff but you could just get a route map online and follow it yourselfthere was a proper "doctor who experience" museum in cardiff but it closed a few years ago. considering that the show is such a massive part of british cultural history (even though the recent series have been shit) it's a shame there isn't a proper studio tour or something apart from temporary exhibitions
afraid of not fitting in if i go to wisconsin
>>2831554Calculated expediency shapes more people's personal beliefs than you like to admit. >>2831553Where's that meme>You think my opinion is worthless because I'm obese?>YesWisconsin is pretty fat, their idea of outdoor recreation is drinking beer by a lake and lounging in the sun. However, Dane County, where Madison is located, is one of the least obese counties in Wisconsin, but still sits at 25.8% of the population bulging with rolls of fat. https://www.dhs.wisconsin.gov/publications/p01947.pdf
>>2828669There is a hostel run by HI near downtown in Madison and it is peak comfy. Also the architecture of the capitol building is really nice and creates an impressive yet quaint skyline. Also check out Olbricht gardens if you go. Overall as comfy as you can get without feeling isolated and estranged like you might a small town. Just ignore the turbolibs, no worse than any west coast city.>t. lived in madison for a couple years
>>2831553I'm ugly. handsome italian meme is bullshit idk where it comes from. I eat at pizza places in staten island and they look like rats.
Wisconsin is based. I am ethnically German, grew up in Germany until like 10, and then my family moved to the US. Always thought this place was backwards and that the people (yes even the whites) have something very off/unsettling about them.Went to WI for the first time a few months ago, and it was a bit eerie how I felt at home around the people. Blood really is everything. If you live around the anglo psychopath mixed mutts in the US and aren't Anglo/Italian (or that is to say, genetically fit to be oversocialized) you will feel like your soul is under duress while around them. I am considering buying property in WI for this very reason.
>food you like>underrated places>things to do>vietnam long-term visa situationLast thread reached the bump limit.
>>2830732Shithole in what way?
Why is this thread so dead?
>>2826383>It is NOT a sex paradise for ugly losers anymoreIt never wasImagine not going to NPK also, you wouldn't be complaining so much
>>2832444No one's in vn probably.I was going to go end of this week, but after fighting with COVID or some shit for the last solid week I just don't feel like it.I'm hanging out in another country for a while instead.
>>2832447Sorry to hear that bro. Hope you feel better soon.
>fell for the thailand meme>buy a ticket and land the city>it's hot, air quality is shit, you can't even walk around because of the scooter noises>old buses pass while spreading big black smoke>wtf this shit>download dating apps>get 100 likes in one hour>okay that's nice>meet with 2 girls>realize girls use heavy filter and they even have mustache in real life>feel drained and order outcall massage to your room>girl looks in her 20's and pretty in pics show up as a 40 looking woman>ask her age>she says "29">get a shitty massage, after 30 minutes she pushes for handjob even tho we agreed for 1.30 hour massageComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2830701>>2830715Listen up queers I'm going to be making my rounds in Patpong the next few nights after 9, if you've got the balls come and find me. I usually start out at the Pink Panther but if you can't find me there ask the door they'll know where I went.
>>2828585best lb bars?
kek I went there last year after all the shilling. I left after like 2 days. Literal shithole other than the 7/11's.
>>2832430where'd chuddie go next?
>>2832441home to take a shower after seeing all the slimy anglos walking around simping for 3/10 std dumpsters in cakeup
German here, I am considering moving to Poland. Reasons being:- I am a software engineering freelancer and getting new projects at previously common hourly rates has become impossible, while the costs of living and risks (of being declared a pseudo freelancer and having to pay up to 50k Euros in taxes for your past projects) only increased. Working from Poland for German companies is still feasible though. Especially considering the lower taxes.- My current apartment here is only losing value and if I bought one in Poland (I could get much bigger and newer for the same price), it would only increase by 5% every year, according to current projections. I don't need a loan, I could pay all in cash.What I am unsure about is, where to get best quality of life, which cities I should look more into. Supposedly the best is in Poznan, but that city has no water and middle Poland seems to suffer from high air pollution as they burn so much coal in their county. My favourite would be Danzig. It seems it even has two international private schools there, the ISG and BISG. Although I would have expected it to also have a German one (like Willy Brand school in Warsaw) since the city is originally German.What do you guys think, am I overlooking something, any advice? I am talking to recruiters about this topic right now and will probably spend next holiday there with my family soon.
>>2832233>bitching that international billionaires are making money in your country instead of local billionairesmeanwhile it is common tax-payers who fund EU investments
>>2832175good bait, you are def not welcome here, spierdalaj szwabie, etc
>>2832204>While this is true, for Ukranians it went both ways. I can't exactly say they are blameless as UPA wasn't exactly your standard liberation armyblameless? They skinned and burned innocent people alive, they stitched cats inside the women's wombs and murdered newborns
>>2832175please fuck off and stay in your own lands. your kind has caused enough pain and suffering east of the Oder as it is
>>2832175>German here, I am considering moving to Polandyou wouldn't be the firsttry not to be quite so aggressive this time though eh
What's fun to do here other than the obvious?
And by the obvious I mean sex with brown women
Same as any place. Sleep, eat and walk around. The east Gulf is the richest part of Thailand, so you can expect higher prices than elsewhere in the country.
>>2830756Go to prostitution, sex, and party capital of the wrold.>"What's fun to do here besides prostitution, sex, and partying? What? No, I don't suck nigger dick. I'm totally not a retarded faggot. Why would you think that?"
>>2830756Honestly dude anyone who says there is something to do otherwise is full of shit.During the day the dump that is pattaya is laid bare: shop houses, fucking cobwebs of electrical wires, glass eyed fat boomers plopped down at the patio seating of the carbon copy coffee places and restaurants, the generic humdrum cacophony of 3rd world existence.Might as well sleep through the day or get stoned in your room. Me personally, I went for insanely long walks. From the immigration office all the way to the top of pratumnak. Or I’d go to fitness. Or Id go to my mommy beach chair attendant and sit there and pay her to give me attention. I fucked her friend last time. She was already married to a farang. It’s a cold game my dudes. She was a screamer. She told me how much she loved when I fucked her up against the wall. This is a 43 year old mom who is married.Man
omg do these things really happen here? it seems so family friendly
I'm 42yo now. I'm not gonna work for a couple of years. Many people my age doing it? I like the idea of working in animal shelters.
>>2829891Yeah 42 is okay but you have to realize not everyone host wants an older man. Some hosts want a young woman, but some do want an older man. So you will have to message some hosts and see if you will be a good fit etc
nobody takes older men, because we are wise to their bullshit and have actual egos and won't get bossed around/slavedriven by total retards also these projects are typically hosted by an older man somewhere in the background and HE knows what we are about, and knows what danger we represent if we get wise to his schemingfeel free to apply but that's your warning
>>2829909>Some hosts want a young womanWhores can get free accommodation worldwide far easier, unless it's something like running the desk at a hostel or doing laundry, the supply/demand on workaway definitely favors guys.I did it long ago for the lols and a lot of them in Europe seemed to want a few hours of physical labor a day on country properties, was cool. Definitely a different experience. Best one I did was at a horse ranch on a Greek island, good fun, tiny ass room though.>>2829961You don't have a clue dickhead. If you need to harvest an orchid or renovate an old euro building you really think people want some young whiny woman to do it for half a day then give up?
>>2829909you seem to know your shit. telll us more about your workaway experience
I have a remote job based out the US but have to work with a lot of Asians & indians next year and don't want to fuck with the timezones. I already pay $2k a month for rent & food in the states so I figure I might even save money. Has anyone done this with a real corporate job? Not some swe drop shipping shit. Will I get bored and depressed after like 3 weeks or is this a good idea or too much effort? I am already a loner but i want to explore and live in random air bnbs in different cities and get mercury poisoning from sushi
>>2830380>DN >JapanGood luck enjoy being fucked by double taxes, just go for 3 months do a month in Korea or Taiwan and then do another 3 month go before heading home. Just don't scream IM HEAR FOR WORK! and have your onward ticket for travel
>>2830390i asked mr chatgpt he said you wouldn't pay any jp tax it's basically same thing except I can't get deported
>>2830393It required a minimum tax when they first announced it and some other fee's not sure if it got revised.> it's basically same thing except I can't get deportedOkay yes if you are actually too retarded to make a basic itinerary of some bullshit weeb things and keep your mouth shut about working abroad, yes apply for the visa like a good boi. Then feel like a retard at the amount of Russians working in hostels and coffee shops, who did the one simple thing of keeping their mouth shut.
>>2830380The Jap DN visa isn't worth it man. All that paperwork for 6 months and it won't lead to meaningful better access to accomodation or anything else, better off just doing what that other anon says. Just dip over the border after 3 months and come back. Taiwan is close and just as fun, get 3 months there too.
>>2830380You have to do it on the down low and make it look like you are just a long term tourist. The biggest issue is getting an apartment to rent to you without scamming you AND finding a place that’s fully furnished. Will you save money on rent? Yeah, but you are living in a shoe box and probably not in the heart of one of the bigger cities. Outskirts or suburbs maybe. Forget having a car, bicycle or E-bike is the best you are going to do. Learn the fucking language, for real. You will feel utterly isolated if you can’t. There are rental companies that specialize in getting shorter term apartments to gaijin, you’ll pay a bit of a premium for it but it eliminates language barriers and the risk of getting scammed. You’ll be better off getting a six month lease, eating the rent for a month while you fuck off in Cambodia or Thailand and then coming back. The DN visa is whack. The only thing that makes Japan even worth it for DNs is the fact that the Yen is in the toilet. >t lived near Fukuoka for 6 months.
Do you like Australia? >Starts as a British outpost in one of the most inhospitable environments on earth>Aussies managed to build all these great cities>Sydney, the first British settlement, was named after Thomas Townshend, 1st Viscount Sydney, he was responsible for devising a plan to settle convicts at Botany Bay in Australia>Melbourne was named after Lord Melbourne, the Prime Minister of Great Britain at the time>The discovery of gold in Victoria in 1851 led to the Victorian gold rush, Melbourne was the richest city due to the Gold Rush>Brisbane City Hall design is based on a combination of the Roman Pantheon, and St Mark's Campanile in Venice>QLD: Gold Coast, Sunshine Coast / Maroochydore, Brisbane, Redlands, Ipswich, Logan City, Rockhampton, Gladstone, Bundaberg, Hervey Bay, Maryborough, Yeppoon, Gympie are top tier >Sydney’s beautiful historic suburbs>Queen Victoria Building and heaps of sandstone buildings>In Australia Christmas is in the middle of summer. Perfect beach weather>White Australia Policy. If you ain't Anglo, you ain't white.>Prostitution is legal and cheap>Paradise if you like Asian womenComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2831886Are Australian hookers hot or weird? Are they actually white like Angela White or more like sex trafficked women from freakin Papua New Guinea.
>>2831898mate of mine got carjacked at knifepoint in either geelong or footscray i don't remember which
>>2832064 basically hot backpackers from different countries looking for extra $$$s
>>2831886>hervey bay, maryborough, hympie are top tierThis is a post from someone that has never been to those places
>>2831886It's alright. Nature is the best thing going for it. I guess wages too if you are from some povo country.>>2831898Its shit outter suburbs that no tourist would visit: Sunshine, MeltonInner city is where all the homeless meth heads gather but you can kick them out of the way without reprisal.>>2832064European ones are backpackers like that other anon saidAsian ones are uni students or illegally working on a tourist visa from seamonkey landAussie ones simply do it for the love of cock and probably a coke addiction.Super rare to find an islander in a brothel, they're all too Christian for that. Will find Indians if you go out to the suburbs, and the occasional African. Islanders are like jeets, 90% are mingers but the remainder are smoking hot.