Planning on moving to Montenegro. What should I know first? I've never been there before.Interested in:- Tivat- Kotor- Bar- Budva- anywhere else nice Being by the coast would be good, but I am hesitant about tourist season, and open to quieter areas further inland.Bonus points for places with a decent gym, sauna and swimming pool.Any advice on buying a used car or smoking weed?inb4 ree
>>2867006Just live in each place thru airbnb for a couple of weeks, figure out if you'd want to stay there. If you're worried about crowds then travel during peak season and whatever you can stand stays on the list
>>2867009OP is obviously a third worlder trying to take advantage of Montenegro's substitute visa policy & plans to hide there for the rest of their life. Don't give these threads attention.
>>2867006>all that blabber not lazy enough to fit in
>>2867883First off, there's nothing wrong with that.Second, Montenegro would not be the first choice for third worlders to get into Europe, and they certainly wouldn't intend to stay in there indefinitely if they did, they'd eventually move on to Germany or France.Therefore we can safely assume OP is not a third worlder.
>>2867009>the 30 year old travel planner>spends six months planning for a one week trip>"I watch vlogs to help me plan my travels!">"hey Chat GPT / anons / Reddit what's a good plan for this country?">crippled by trip anxiety until every room, bus ride and tourist attraction is planned out>always goes to the same places that other travel planners recommend>his experience is so similar to every other tourist's that it is not even worth talking about besides "yeah, it was good"
Why is London, Paris and all of Tokyo infested with traveling White Chics apparently? Is it the number 3 destinations for Tiktok selfies?
>>2868228Paris has no black people, those animals are kept in the banlieue cages, and the northeast arrondissements
>>2868227Sophisticated places are where you'll find artistic white women.
Paris and London are probably the two most romanticized cities in the world and Tokyo is up there too, it's not that hard to figure out
>>2868227Artistic civilized places with poetic and interesting people are going to have a lot of white women. They are deeper than other races.
>>2868228Not sure where you got black D from but London is home to the greatest literature and second greatest history in the world.
Hottest women in Latin America? That goes something like this Argentina > Colombia > Chile > Mexico > Venezuela > All Else(leaving out Brazil, cause bitches there are a mixed bag)Not open for discussion.
>>2859988no clue
>>2859988white Latin women don't like "gringos" because they're too nice and 'soft'. the swarthier ones view you as a free greencard.
>>2868389When latinas say they like white guys they mean castizos who know the language, not Anglo dorkers who don't know a lick of Spanish.It's a moot point anyways, they all racemix because it's hotter.
>>2868426exactly, they expect you to be as hotblooded as they are.
>>2860500Accurate. Though the 1% of Peruvian cooze that have come to the US are smoking. Had one in HS and she was amazing. Stacked, curved, and straight black hair down to her ass.
Which airlines have the best in flight entertainment?
>>2868633>Iran attacks Israelthis, Iran will never live down their despicable middle of the night sneak attack on Israel, and dropping bombs on that Israeli girl's school was just pure evil.
>>2868636Crazy how they invited Netanyahu to peace talks and then bombed his compound because they knew he would be there. Really vile and evil people.
Want to travel to Europe w/ my girlfren I dont want to be surrounded by cultural enrichment. Budget is 4k USD ~ 5k USD for 2 weeks.
>>28676607 euros gets you a fucking big ass kebab roll, not a restaurant meal. Yeah it has like 1200 calories and fills you right up, but nobody wants to travel Europe and eat kebab.>>2867850Hopping around from one town to another by train as part of your daytrip routine adds up faster than intercity trips in some hard seat third class compartment crammed full of people.
>>2867579All the American couples I know of who traveled to Europe (Italy, Ireland, Scotland, Slovenia, Croatia were some of their destinations) rented a car. This gives you freedom to explore and stay away from the diversity. No holding your breath and looking at the ground like a good little Eurocuck as you walk past a gang of rowdies outside the train station entrance. It also makes travel so much more comfortable on rainy days. And yes, rental fees plus plenty of petrol will add a hefty amount to your trip costs. Cities are overrated unless you're an architecture fag...and even then there are so many beautiful buildings in the rural villages.>>2867850Waiting for a 1430 train sucks. Car is better
>>2867582Bulgaria doesn't need cultural enrichment because they are already trash
If the primary objective is to avoid brown people, Poland is a good choice. You could fly into Gdansk and out of Krakow and just visit a few cities along the way by car or train. Croatia and Slovenia would also be great choices. Tallin and Helsinki would work too.
>>2868503>Tallinn and HelsinkiI was in Tallinn from 2012-2014 and there was inly one black guy and he washed dishes for a hamburger joint. Now from what I hear from my people there, it has been invaded by indians and other 3rd worlders. Helsinki has always had a large community of somalis. I don't know how bad it is there in 2026 though. I would bet on Poland, Hungary, Lithuania, and Slovakia for places to avoid brown people.
I'm the guy that made that "perpetual travel on 1K a month" thread a couple months back. I had mentioned the US might not be the best country for everyone to live in and the thread got fucking annihilated as I predicted by mentally retarded Americans as per usual. In any case, I'm making another thread because I'm now 2 months into this and have some experiences to share, and a question to those that have been in my shoes.First of all, 1K a month is plenty doable even in expensive places like London. I spent about a week and a half in London and spent roughly $25 US per day. I stayed at a hostel in Borough which was about 15 USD daily, and combined with cooking and the endless free amenities (the British Museum alone took me 3 days), I was very content. I broke budget by a lot one night in Soho, past that it was very manageable. I then went to Portugal for about a week and my budget was roughly 20 USD per day. That included hostel, breakfast out, lunch out, and wine daily. I shit you not, Portugal may be the cheapest place I've been other than SEA. Italy took up the last 2 weeks of my first month, where I spent most of my time in Rome with a few days in Pisa. Wonderful time, expensive though. Rome was roughly US $35 per day. Hostel was cheap enough, but food in Rome aside from groceries is highly expensive or shit. I learned the hard way, and quickly realized it's never worth it to eat in Rome unless you splurge a tiny bit (it's not expensive, but I'm on a budget). The other problem is, some sights require payment, but by and large Rome is a free city. You can spend all day just exploring one Church provided you can actually read art and aren't mentally incapable of depth (like the Americans in the previous thread). This brings us to this month. I've now been in Sarajevo for a while, and my budget here has been 25 USD per day. Hostel 10, food 7.5, alcohol 7.5. Once again, the best things are free, and if they're not it's a one time expense.
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Why does this board attract so many poorfags willing to do mental gymnastics on how "no you see living like a bum is better because I CHOOSE to live this way, not to be mistaken with the bum down the street who's an alcoholic! At least I'm not by a brown person on a bus kek!". Reminds me of that anon that moved to SEA after covid bragging about how living on the floor for 300/mo total was hella based compared to live in america on disability and government housing.
Pls tell me more about how Portugal is cheap
>>2868116Hiking the Camino seems perfect if you want to see a scenic country and meet many new people. Portugal has gotten a lot more expensive on the high end thanks to an influx of dorkers snapping up prime flats for inflated rates, but hostels evidently remain very low priced. It's never really been on my travel radar due to my preference for private hotel rooms.>>2868041You know, anon, people will pay $1400 instead of $700 per month for an apartment in the South just to stay out of the ghetto with its filth and smells.My brother's credit is rekt thanks to multiple bad choices in used cars, so yeah he's stuck with Alcove as no other landlord would approve him. But my sister lives in high crime Greensboro and definitely chose a more upmarket rental for the tranquil atmosphere. No roaches or reeking hallways either.
>>2868058Choosing minimal engagement with the American system is in fact living on principle. No mental gymnastics about it, unlike you richfags who constantly have to put up a pretense and exaggerate everything about your life.>i'm a 6'3" gorillionaire thanks to crypto who has fugged upper class virgin girls in every country i've been to, lol poorfags i never care about my spendingOTOH, frugality leads to a simple and genuine life. Pay as little taxes as you possibly can. Take most of your earnings out of the country. Reject the world's ethos that more stuff = a better life. Stop showing off for women and letting female whims guide your life decisions. Learn to be content with sobriety and small pleasures, like a good wank every few days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc1Xkliprz0Our lord and saviour has arisen from the dead! Don't believe everything you read/watch on social media.
>>2868705Give the money back, Miles Routlege.
>>2868705I liked his polymarket scam on him dyinggood to see him branching out
>>2868705I didnt realize you were only 29. I thought you were late 30s because of balding and grey hair.
I currently have a trip planned to Egypt and Jordan later this month. I'm scheduled to arrive in Cairo on March 22, and then in Ammon on the 29th. Should I cancel the Jordan portion of the trip? I still want to go, and I'll lose money if I don't, but I don't want to deal with a series of cancelled flights and potentially having to spend most of the time sheltering in place at my hotel while Israel and Iran fire missiles at each other.
Jordan is a shithole right now. The economy has collapsed as tourists flee (I was just there after that october attack thing). Everyone's on edge and they have supply chain issues with basic resources. Petra and all that are ghost towns. Hotels are cheaper which was great but every fucking person you talk to will try to scam you. Literally everyone. Hilton 5-star dead sea resort tried to squeeze me for money on a taxi...I wouldn't go now.
>>2868585Interesting note to OP: Now that I've come back from Egypt, I can safely say the scammers there were nowhere near as aggressive as those in Petra, that's definitely been the worst in terms of people being actively confrontational and trying to corner you. In Egypt you say no walk away and people stop bothering you. Jordan otherwise people were lovely but Petra is such a big site with no real monitoring that the Bedouin there take the piss. That's not to say that you shouldn't go, its amazing just how big the site is and once you get past the entrance area it mellows down a bit, but yeah its attracts the scummiest of the scums.Was your plan to have an additional week in Jordan, then? I guess recent events may render that difficult. I will say Amman is the best example of a 'concrete jungle' I've seen, its massive sprawled out over hills and you'll rapidly learn the traffic is a far bigger threat than anything else. There's also not tonnes to see, the Citadel and ancient museum is interesting but don't expect to be blown away. I did think the views were really cool though in the sense of well... it IS a concrete jungle.
>>2868263I would reschedule your plans, for sure. I heard the flights home are $7-10/seat. If that is not in your own budget, just stay away from the whole zone for the next 2-3mo. Egypt is the overrlad evacuation (bus) to relieve people in Isreal and Jordan both, where flights out are still operating. This is not the time to be part of any problem.
>>2868585>Jordan is a shithole right now.And Egypt is a shithole all the time.
>>2868662Matches my experience well. Petra is such a goddamn vile shithole. The site itself is wonderful but the locals belong in the gas chambers. Not a single honest soul lives in the godforsaken dump that is Wadi Musa, and yet they still all pale in comparison to the fucking bedu.
>ends your traveling life
I've taken my toddler up the alps. A newborn might take away a year but afterwards it's mostly all open agian.
>>2867563Heh man of taste ;3
>>2866451My traveling life never really took of because of pic related.But that is fine, I'm happy with what I have done, and would be happy to have a kid too.... I probably won't though because of pic related.
>>2866484Thankyou for your childless input
>>2866462if you take your 1 year old on my 12 hour flight you're an assholei'm trying to sleep over here, you think your infant being in a plane for 12 hours is good for its development?
>decide to go carry on+backpack only after years of checking a bag>suddenly realize I can't bring booze from cheap places to expensive places(fuck you norway)>have to spend extra time constantly rolling and rubber banding my shit into my suitcase>the quality shampoo I use post workout and sticks of deodorant can't be brough on (fuck you asia 'deodorant')>instead of having about 30% of space left over for trinkets and souvenirs I basically have none>half the time on Air Asia they have to check my bag because they ran out of room>nothing to separate bag from the ground so it's always picking up whatever is on the floor/bench/etc>8 more months of this>At least I saved 15 minutes at the airport waiting for my bag! But seriously what the fuck, do people who do this shit only stick to one climate year-round or something? That's the only way I can see you having enough space to pack easily and meet size limitations for carry-on/personal items. I don't feel like I overpack either, just 8 day's worth of clothing+ some khacki's+jeans and a coat for colder climates. Am I doing something wrong or are all these /one bag/ or carry on only fags simply just not spending much time traveling.
>>2867820Everything has gone to shit these days
>>2868018it's just a work tripa carry on is enough? i'm always anxious about not having enough clothes in case i sweat or food gets on them or something...
i am looking at this thingit's rather pricyis it worth it over a soft shell?
>>2848461>>8 more months of thisThis is your problem.Overhead vs underseat vs asian overhead is neglible. When you are tall, rolled clothes are tiresome. Check a bag and don't move around as much.
>>2868698Travelpro has a lot of built-in interior organization. Hard shell is good for all weather conditions. Their 4 wheels roll like on glass. The handles are tall-friendly.
Is it a meme in the big globalized 2026 or do people make it work?
>>2868258Go fuck your self >>2868261Nope! It’s elite dork faggot with niche coding skills or nothing. There’s zero reason to go to Thailand if you can’t blow 3-4k per month minimum on partying. If you’re gonna live the life of a loser in Thailand might as well just stay home And go FUCK yourself just because
>>2868264why do you talk like some 40 year old with a highschooler complex lmao. doing customer service not working out for you?
>>2868261Outside of tech, i know some guys in marketing that do it. I know fuckall about marketing, but they own their own firm and travel whereever. Really comes down to tax laws. If youre freelance or own your own consulting firm or business it simplifies things
>>2868264lel it's the insecurity worker faggot againIf I make 4.5k working online, I can live a much better life in Thailand than in the west. I don't want or need to spend 3k on partying a month. Grow up.
>>2865004Leaf living in Malta and every single digital nomad i met was either:1. LARP influencer making money off selling courses or what ever bullshit pipe dream he's peddling.2. Rich kids who pretend they're entrepreneurs but live off their dad's credit card and spend 90% of their time drinking, doing drugs and having sex.3. Female expat cum dumpsters who think ''exploring the world'' revolves around riding as many dicks as possible and post travel pics on their instagram until their money runs out and they have to move back home because their ''side hustle'' selling healing stones online didn't work out.
A friend told me they got a good deal on a cruise and invited me to come with them. I think it's a Royal Carribean ship sailing out of Galveston and going to their island or something for 3 or 4 nights. I've always had a negative impression of cruises as consumerist hellscapes with fat people on scooters and waitstaff making $1500 a month pretending to be happy. I've never actually been one one and for like $400 all in I'm curious to see what it's like. If I just want to lounge at the pool and get away from work for a bit, are they a bad option? Does it feel like Vegas where they nickel and dime you for everything?
>>2867782Doing all that on a cruise ship isn't that fun. The pools aren't that big, your room isn't that big, multi-purpose areas that have comedy shows won't be having them all day, there will be dumb shit like bingo half the time. Cruises are trumped by the all inclusive fortress resorts because you have more space and you can swim in the sea instead of just pools.
>>2867782>Sitting in the sun, drinking unlimited booze, reading a book and seeing a show/comedian/whatever seems comfy AFThis is pretty much why I go. I love getting some nice sun in the middle of winter. I'll listen to instrumental adult film soundtracks from the 1970s and autistically stare at the ocean for hours while keeping a steady buzz going form drinking. As for the boozing... I've approached this two ways. I've gotten the unlimited drink package which has ranged from $4/day to $30/day depending on the cruise. When I didn't get the package, I brought 100 proof vodka in my carry-on onboard. Cruise lines allow passengers to bring a bottle of wine for free or at a low charge, so I just filled an old wine bottle win the vodka and resealed it.
>>2867785Honestly sitting on your balcony and staring out at the ocean is peak
>>2867782As someone who doesn't drink and doesn't want to be surrounded by drunk folks, that sounds like hell to me. But I fully understand that most people do enjoy getting drunk and hanging out.
Thanks for all the advice guys. I'm going to go ahead and tell them to book me with them. No doubt I think a resort would probably be a better experience but those are obviously more expensive and there's the logistics of flying to Fiji or Jamaica or whatever. Work has been cucking me bad this year and I'm saving my PTO for something else. If I can take a few days off and get a decently relaxing experience for $400 while my vacation is subsidized by people who are spending hundreds of dollars on drinks and add-ons then that's pretty cool.
what are the best places you've been to golf?
>>2867483Torrey PinesThis thread will die because maybe 2% of /trv/ has ever played golf
The local country club that let me play there when I worked in the cart barn. Public courses have been ruined by covid, you used to be able to play a 4 hour Saturday round without hearing drunk bro's Bluetooth speakers. Hell you used to be able to get on and walk as a solo midweek!
>>2867483Florida, North Carolina, Hawaii, California, Scotland, Ireland. narrowing it down, Scotland and Hawaii.
>>2867483It used to be Vegas by far. I don't know what the fuck happened there but when I went to visit my parents last year every single course at the very least tripled their fees. Used to be you could play at the TPC course for ~$110 if you went during weekday early mornings or late afternoons. Now it's almost $400 for a 6:30am tee time and all the gorgeous outer suburban courses are like $80 minimum for shit tee times. It's somehow cheaper to golf here in LA than it is in Las Vegas. Palm Springs is my go to for golf trips at this point.
I spent 6 months of 2025 travelling to a new destination every other month. I thought Id share some stories and my favorite places. Who am I?: I'm a 24yo zoomer who works in the tradesHow did I do it?: I work a rotational job in Alaska with a month on - month off schedule. How do I afford it?: My job has decent pay, but that alone wouldn't afford the travel I did. I moved all my belongings out of my apartment into a storage unit and ended my lease. So Ive just lived nomadically for the last year, sometimes out of my car. Did I have any trouble with Visas?: The only time I had a visa application bounce back is when I forgot to include my middle name. Worst thing that happened?: Got assaulted, and jailed was for punching back, attacker got let go with no repercussions. Best thing that happened?: I may have met my future wife during my travels, but we're still just dating. Top three countries?: Italy, Japan, Vietnam - in least to most favorite order. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2861098Consider limiting yourself to a smaller geographical area on each trip in order to not feel rushed and having to pass over places you want to see. When I visited Taiwan for a month, I saw less than a quarter of the coastline. Even a country as small as Taiwan has way too many cities and hikes to consider finished in a single month. If I were living your life, my biggest gripe would be all that time and money spent in fucking airports & airplanes. I hate flying because it is the form of travel most divorced from the earth. Most of the time you can't even see the landscape because it's either cloudy, or you don't get a window seat.
>>2863956You make a good point about restricting my geographic range. I definitely think a little restraint would go a long way. You put into words the frustration I feel with air travel, and you said it way better than I ever could. I always feel like shit for at least a day after, and my eye sight is shit for a day after looking at the back of a chair for 15 hours>>2863919I'd like to go back one day, so share some recs if you have them. One thing Alaska has that Norway doesn't is an expansive old growth. Tons of really beautiful spruce and cedars that are there naturally. Also features the insanely prominent denali, and prominence is ultimately what makes a mountain impressive
>>2859150Noice
>>2859150>Overrated places>Chilei can tell you have an iq below room temperature
>>2859150If you don't mind sharing, can you tell us where do you live while working in Alaska? Since you mentioned that you left your apartment. Is this when you sleep in your car or does the job got you covered on that?>>2859177I don't know much about Norwegian cuisine, but if it's anything like the rest of the scandinavian ones, you are better off sticking to overpriced burgers.
Leaving the NEET cave for the first time, for 7 days mid May, and have no idea where to go. Japan, Florence, and Paris are on my list. I fear the idea of massive crowds soiling the experience.
>>2867637Outlandish budgets are a new form of baitposting on /trv/ of late. If you have a bunch of cash laying around, you don't even have to budget. Just travel at whatever price tier you feel most comfy. Seven days is a ridiculously short trip for someone without a wagecage to return to...>>2867575Reddit says the most popular places are the ones most worth visiting. If you disagree, you're heckin edgy and a contrarian.
>>2867577Not interested>>2867637Sorry, didn’t mean to ruffle your feathers anon. It’s refreshing to know I won’t have to spend anywhere near the amount I have put aside. I was going in with the expectation it was going to be a lot of money. Especially for Japan>>2867641I am not plugged in to whatever current meta of baiting is on this board. I’m a tourist. I see hostels being recommended in almost every thread and to me that looks like the trolling that goes on here.I’ve actually been to smaller countries with my family, I just don’t know where to go by myself. That’s also part of the huge budget, it’s a safety net because honestly this is outside of my comfort zone. “Just don’t be retarded” is cool and all, I’d just rather it not be a possibility I get stuck somewhere because of some important “do this thing or you are screwed” I missed. I also considered Switzerland and Lauterbrunnen Valley which is lesser known. I picked the ones in OP because it’s easy to walk around and see interesting things, and you don’t have to rent a car and can instead use the extensive public transport.
Nice turbo normie locations OP. Paris is a 3rd world shithole along with florence. Avoid western Europe like the plague. Im in Norway now (family trip, otherwise I wouldnt have gone), and taking a flight to either Slovakia or Hungary in a few days. I've been to the Balkans a few years ago and it was fantastic. No niggers, no fags (well unless its slovenia kek) cheaper than SEA (aside from Vietnam) and some of the best most fresh food ive ever had. Try out the Balkans, you will not regret it. Very safe too.
This is not going to end well for your OP, sorry to break it to you.Paris is a tourist hell hole and the locals are not friendly (not that you'd be able to carry a conversation anyways since you're a neet and have little conversational skills and little to talk about anyways, probably). If you enjoy walking around by your lonesome then you need to get out of the cities and into the wildy, even if it's just for little day hikes.
>>2867578>long walks and be mindful>japan >traveling peak season Lmao
