Hello there!I'm planning my first epic trip to Berlin next month and Berghain (clubs FTW!) is at the top of my list. I'm a larger guy (380 lbs) and use a mobility scooter to get around. Trying to figure out if the club is accessible, I've heard there are stairs but can't find a clear answer anywhere online. Are there elevators? Is the dance floor scooter-friendly? Any tips on what to wear to get in would also be appreciated. I'm from Louisville, KY and we don't really have anything like this around here so I really want to make it work. Thank you kind strangers!Information on KitKat would be really appreciated likewise!
>>2879879Bro I can't think of any accessibility options for you based upon my recollection of these clubs. You honestly might even have trouble fitting through doorways in various places around the city. I'm sorry bro but unfortunately your disability really will disallow you from experiencing Berlin clubbing.
>>2879879Stop eating you disgusting slob. Use ozempic if you have to, what the hell is wrong with you? Pretty sure this is a troll thread, post hand to confirm fatness.
>>2879894My hands don't look that fat but as I said I'm in a mobility scooter. It's a fat distribution problem more than anything. But yeah, I am a foodie.
>>2879894Wow did you just KNOWINGLY feed a TROLL?Mobility scooters are an important part of car centric dystopian culture. It is NOT okay to make jokes about larger (fat) people.
I had way more fun in KitKat fucking my fwb infront of everyone than in Berghain with all the snobby literal faggots trying to grab my feet when we managed to find a corner to have sex
Be honest /trv/, when was the last time you had a true adventure?
Four months ago when I was thrown into a turkish prison camp for about a week, managed to have fun there though and wasn't stressed out because the court had already ruled that I was innocentFuck turkey
>>2881067Actually no, my last adventure was last month when I had to do a visa run to bihar from nepal and had to spend a night outside in a total hellscape shithole town6 hours in a micro van going through narrow mountain roadsI tried to cross the border through some farmland because I didn't want to spemd the night in bihar but I got apprehended by indian border police in civilian clothing, I conv8nced them that I was just got lost and they took me to a military base and gave me food and water A street dog liked me and started aggressively protecting me from the others and some soldiers let me hang out in their tent next to the borderIt was rough but also one of those edperiemces that made me feel alive
>>2881070>A street dog liked me and started aggressively protecting me from the othersOh anon ^_^
>>2864301adventures can be found anywhere where you get yourself in at least potential danger on the way to where you want to go
>>2881189Driving a car is quite dangerous
Is Brisbane the best city in Australia today?
>>2881245Cairns used to be the best pre-covidDespite the memes, Melbourne is the best in terms of bang for your buck
Bane?
>>2881248cairns infested with indians now? loved that place.
>>2881327its overcrowded and impossible to get any accommodation. they built a big hospital but not enough housing
What's the best way to handle jetlag?
>make a noose>make two What did he mean by this
>>2880433kek
>>2876016no, in fact his last word was just "ACK"
>>2875973i dont like that way of speaking in the op picture. definitive self assured answer as if its the only answer
>>2875991Yep this is the way. Set your clock for the new timezone and try to sleep at a somewhat normal time and set alarm for a somewhat normal time. Then you can fully adjust the next day. Use morning or evening light to your advantage to trick your body into thinking it's daytime.
This summer I am an unemployed worthless chud but my based father said he would give me money to travel. I've only left the country like twice with family and I've never solo travelled, so what are the most retard-proof destinations? I was thinking the Netherlands could be one, since I read most people speak can english there. Pls no bully
>>2881270Come to England habibi!!!All jokes aside, although it would be easy for you as an English speaker here there are nicer places to go in Europe. London is entertaining for about two days before you want to flee. How long are you going for?(You're not Lauren Southern are you? Canadian and banned from UK?)
>>2881273No I’m not Lauren Southern haha. I can go for like up to 3 weeks, so multiple destinations are on the table
>>2881274If you're doing multiple, as a rough guide:I did Stockholm in 2.5 days but it could have done with 4 really. Being new to travelling I'll assure you it's just about the easiest experience you can have so would be a good start, just careful with the budget.Vienna is also worth 3-4 days, depends how much you do though. It's mostly retard-proof but don't expect English to be readily understood everywhere.Amsterdam I only did for 1 day, I didn't find myself wanting more time there honestly. I thought Haarlem was much nicer. It's a retard-proof country though, everyone spoke English even 12 years ago. Apparently it got quite busy with tourists though now. Maybe look at doing Utrecht and Amsterdam or similar.Poland generally: Avoid for retard proofing, people under 30 will speak English but it's a real mix for the rest. But don't let that really put you off it, a basic phrase book and knowing that "w" is pronounced "v" in Polish will help a lot.Croatia has similar levels of English speaking to the Netherlands, I did 2 days in Split and found that adequate. Public transport is worse but you can find out on youtube how to get from airports to cities.Broadly all you need to know for retard proof solo travel is:- Public transport arrangements (particularly check if you have to validate/activate tickets, as a Britoid I don't understand why it's a thing but it is) - Google translate on your phone (pre-download the language) and some basic phrases written downComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2881199 what do you like - or imagine you'd like?are u keeping to yourself or trying to meet people?if you are using a train - ticket machines all have english button.you have a smart phonebut at a ticket machine in a high immigrant area is not somewhere to doddle. Every service industry person knows enough english to get by in a tourist area - and if they dont they can figure out you want food/a grocery bag/gas for your car etc.uber is pretty straight forward. taxis if you dont have cash make sure to ask do they take card - different countries a bunch of taxis do cash only business.plenty of times i have a quick euro trip opportunity, if its very last minute and i dont care where im going i look at weather forecast and sometimes in spring only one region has good weather.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
canada origin- is it cheapest to fly to dublin?
I'm thinking of going in June. I'm thinking of skipping the Sundarbans because it's monsoon season desu. Is that a mistake? Any places you recommend?
I went during monsoon season and ended up getting dysentery after having to wade through floodwater to get to the airport. Flag down a tuktuk and have him carry you over that shit.Otherwise I love Bangladesh, I do recommend getting out of the city.
>>2880081>Going to Bangladesh Why? Genuinely, why? What attractions does the country boast?I haven't been myself but of the three Westerners I've met who have (one as a tourist, two volunteering with an NGO), all three described it as boring, dirty and ugly. They all said it was not worth visiting.The only Bangladeshi I've asked also said he would not recommend it ask a tourist destination.>>2880131>They have some hotties in Bangladesh Not many of them. I work in immigration and Bangladeshis have been one of the top three countries for applicants over the past year (along with India and Nepal). The overwhelming majority of Bangladeshi women are extremely ugly.They don't tend to smell as bad as Indian women though.>>2880166>Is England to blame somehow?To blame implies they did something wrong. They did not.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2880176Bangladesh has probably some of the most hospitable people on earth, amazing chaotic cities, awesome country life, and it's one of the last true river civilizations if you venture into the Chars
>>2880176>Why? Genuinely, why? What attractions does the country boast?There are two types of travelers: those who just want to relax and not be too stimulated and just do nothing, and those who want to experience things they'd never find at home.For those of us living in reasonably clean and decent places, visiting a third world shithole where people scurry around like an ant colony is a good time. We wouldn't want to live there, but we're bored with our day to day and experiencing absolute chaos for a week is fun. Then by the end of our trip, we're looking forward to coming home and we feel satisfied with our boring day to day, at least for a little while. Some people out there get post-vacation depression because they just sit on a beach, get drunk, and have sex. And that's a fun week, but going back to normalcy after that fucking sucks. But if you're riding around on a rusty ass tuktuk for 50 cents a trip, surrounded by smelly people and laughing because it's basically a giant theme park to you and you know you can leave, you come home feeling like you've made it in life since your boring day to day is a much better existence.
>>2880781After so many months of aimless wandering around frenetic anthill countries, it actually feels good to return to my home country and be a worker ant in an environment which is so much more ploddingly predictable and rules-based.
Geiko Editionー How do I travel by public transportation? ーUse Google Maps within cities, install the Jorudan or Navitime app for intercity travelー What should I see in <place>? ー>https://www.wikivoyage.org/>https://www.japan-guide.com/>https://www.jnto.go.jp/Solid general guides - sights, sample itineraries, pre-travel considerations, etc>https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?mid=1fmfaySQHmojbRGKWCwRecq6Ln1Bb2Xdh&ll=35.67928012473078%2C139.68638283648374&z=12*You should check on google if a place is still in business before you plan to visit it*ーHands Free Travel Serviceー>https://www.global-yamato.com/en/hands-free-travel/?_gl=1*1kpsw68*_gcl_au*Mjg5NzUwNDI0LjE3NTA4OTU0ODY.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2883558are ya coming? we might be headed out soon
>>2883555Never been to Sendai so can't comment, I left the shithole Kobe early fuck that place I would not recommend it. Pretty city but the energy is trash
<comic about solo chud being frustrated from being stuck behind slowly walking couples in ginza taking in the sights and blocking the sidewalk>
>>2883567Any stories?
I think I did my best or second best night /p/ session near Osaka. Thank god I didn't trust the weather, they're as shit as here it seems. Was completely alone in a redisdential neighborhood, far away from the crowds by using my insane topo map skillz and streetview to plan a little bit. Most locals probably wondered wtf I was doing there for a second, though it was obvious at second glance. Most locals probably were thinking "Kuso, they're invading us even here now?". A comfy old obaa-san tried to communicate with me with the few english words she knew. Man I don't even want to know how much housing is in these parts. Probably insane.Not sure what to do during the day tomorrow, why can't it be golden hours and/or night 24:7.
/trv/ goes to country with long history of immigration, internal migration, and cultural mixing>reee this is inauthentic reeeee it's just (group 1) and (group 2) and (group 3) and this makes me upset because there are different value systems in parallel within the same general area and that's hypocrisy and I put "just" in front of it so that makes it bad!!!! this is even worse than las vegas and los angeles combined!!!!!! these subhumans have no seoul!!!!!!!/trv/ goes to country that has been culturally stagnant for 800 years and is completely monolithic and hidebound>reee they are racist against white people reeee this just goes to show you it's ok for me to be racist in the west because some people are also racist in the east!!!!!There is literally no pleasing you types, it sometimes makes me wonder why you people even bother traveling. What kinds of destinations would actually make you guys happy?
>>2880336>Name a country that remains deeply traditional and yet hates white visitors. I don't think you can.North Korea, Iran, Bhutan, Cuba, Turkmenistan all are traditional and hate white visitors by policy. The people might like whites though
>>2880340I can't speak to the others but it's obvious you've never been to Cuba
>>2880340>having a hostile relationship with US & Israel = "hating white visitors"Your nose is showing, Shlomo. >>2880331And you conveniently leave out all the complaining about too many white people in Asia, because it would destroy your argument that white people are le ebil racists. We go to China to see Chinese. France to see French. Why is this simple concept so difficult to wrap your mind around?
Chuds go to countries like China or Thailand, and look at their RACIST homogeneous monocultures and gluck - "ZISS IS ZITLERS VET DREAM". The white man goes to rootless economic zones filled with non-binary women of color, and enjoy their vivaciousness and body positivity.
>>2880340STOP. THINK. RECONSIDER.White people are inherently racist. This is because of colonialism. Anyone that wants to visit white people is of the devil. Enlightened /trv/ers want to visit PoC living in Paris or Tel Aviv. When we look at countries like Turkmenistan or Bhutan, we must first acknowledge their chuddiness stems from whiteness and colonialism.
Pool's Closed Edition
>>2882606>there isnmsl
>>2882606ni hao
So if I want to go to bangkok, fuck some hookers, enjoy the culture, get happy ending massages and maybe go clubbing, should I be aware of hookers or other dudes in the club stealing my phone?Like if I meet some qt at the nana plaza and take her to my hotel, should I be wary that she will watch me putting shit into my safe in my hotel and then rob me?
What's up with all the main character syndrome motherfuckers walking around in Pattaya? you think you're hot shit because a bunch of whores want your money?
>>2882488It's a reasonable consolation prize
>Last Thread: >>2874718Dolly-Would Edition >What is this thread? Why are there two generals?/rcg/ was initially created as a way for the roller coaster enthusiasts on here to discuss all things roller coasters and theme parks. While roller coasters are the main focus of these threads (and the title of the general) there is also discussion on other theme parks, their rides, as well as the parks themselves and trip planning too. That's where /tpg/ comes in.>Can I talk about Disney/Universal parks in this thread?Absolutely! Disney/Universal discussion of all sorts including rides/resorts/dining/trip planning is OK.General Rules:1. Talk about Theme Parks and Rollercoasters.2. There is no second rule.Park Crowd Tracker:>https://queue-times.com/en-US/parksComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2883510It’s similar in price to Cabana Bay except the latter is more like a Disney “moderate” and has a much larger room and actual amenities. It’s also not an ugly motor lodge designed by Arquitectonica like the All Stars hotels are. >>2883526By that logic there are plenty of clean basic hotels. The Springhill Suites in Flamingo Crossing is nice, clean, has big rooms, free breakfast, has a Disney shuttle, and you’re technically on Disney-owned property right where the college program cast members are housed.
>>2883532Volcano Bay looks nice. I might add a night or two to a future vacation when we do Universal but I like staying in 2-bedroom villas. Kids get a separate room, there is a kitchen, washer and dryer, screened in balcony. Tons of amenities and nice pool complexes that make staying feel like a vacation when not in parks. We do less park days too since it’s less tiring and saves money. Cost is probably comparable to Volcano Bay or less. And comparable or less than All Stars. And we always have a car because we aren’t one of these thoosie or Disney adult carless weirdos who are scared to drive.
https://wdwnt.com/2026/05/fourth-magic-kingdom-ferryboat-now-under-construction-at-disney-world/Liberty Belle still afloat as of this month. I wonder what her fate will be.And why they prefer building a new ferry to retrofitting her to steer instead of using a track.
>>2883592It would have been more trouble than it was worth to retrofit it. It's barely a boat, it's designed to follow an underground rail. For the record it was criminal it was every removed in the first place and I hope they salvage it but nuDis is cheap and gay.
>>2883608>undergroundWell, underwater, but yeah.Still a real steam engine and the had the boiler serviced only a few months before closing.It would be cute to have on a Bay Lake circuit between Wilderness Lodge, Fort Wilderness, Contemporary, and a remodeled Discovery Island.
I'm leaving, I'm fed up and want to go someplace else, but getting a residence visa in the US right now would be unlikely even though i have relatives who live there legally. Is there any reliable alternate way to get into a country? i dont think hitchhiking on a shiping dock like its 1920 would reallly work.
>>2881079Even a cuck shed is a better existence than paying $800 a month for a bedroom and everything else being shared. Living in America is a miserable fucking existence. Endless expanses of land but the people are bugs and share homes while paying top dollar.
>>2881108you pay the $800 so you can pocket the $2k a month in savings and leave usa asap
>>2881094Acshually I was paying $500 for a one-bedroom apartment in rural America (Colorado). No car required, everything I needed was two miles away in a small town. That's absolutely not the case in the average American city, particularly if you are fixating on cheap rent. The cheapest rent is always going to be in the least desirable neighborhoods. Usually crime-ridden and far from everything, including jobs. The bus which stops once an hour outside the community doesn't go anywhere you need it to go. To go elsewhere, you have to get connections on other buses that also only run once an hour. It's simply not feasible. >>2881108The majority of houses are occupied by boomers and their literal tons of possessions. They aren't going to let go of these homes until they drop dead. And when they do, the homes are going to be sold to a bank. The Jewish system is determined to end generational home ownership for good in America. The only way to get a home will be the (((housing market))), and this is how they will ensure that the real estate bubble continues to grow.
What about moving to Wichita? It supposedly has the lowest COL of any sizable city in America. Lots of cheap motels where you could probably get a weekly rate as well. Yeah it's incredibly boring as cities go, but what do you expect from Kansas?Otherwise I'm thinking of heading up to the Black Hills of South Dakota and trying to get some kind of seasonal work in the tourism industry toward the end of summer as college kids return to their studies.
>>2881145>seasonal work in the tourism industry toward the end of summertourist season is the summer so you will arrive too late. the west becomes like a ghost town in the fall
Sperged out and didn't make enough money in early 20s to travel, now have a bit more income and wanna see the world, but first a cheaper trip to Tasmania for 5 days in on my mind. I'll be going with my Sperged out brother, we're okay with interacting with strangers but prefer to keep to ourselves, we like walks and sitting at home watching TV.. Any advice on fun things to do down there?
>>2880774Was the ai slop really necessary?
>>2880774No point travelling at your age unc. It's over.
it's a pretty awesome place if you're into nature and wildlife. rent a car and drive out around dusk or even late at night but go slow. you'll see all kinds of animals that you didn't know existed
>>2880936Never heard of this until now. It looks cool.
huon pine forests, see some trees older than jesuscradle mountain hike is awesome, don't go underprepared though, it gets cold as fuckheaps of good food in hobartpigeon whole bakers, shippies in battery point for le real pub feel
What's your experience with this country?
>>2877506absolute gem i cant shut the fuck up about it, it genuinely looks like the sicily or the peloponneseincredible ancient history (i am not interested in the muslim stuff personally because i am a fat chud)now that said, ofc you should be very careful as its supposed to be a dangerous country, but def worth it
>>2877569how long did you stay there? were the locals friendly?
>>2877506Libyan hereTunisia has>the hotest girls in africa>friendly people>rich historical sites>La marsa>4 classes of bars>>crappy old people bars (you can easily get in solo)>>simple young people bars (slightly harder to get into)>>mid range white collar bars (hard to get into solo)>>high-tier gammarth bars/clubs (impossible to let you in if you are a solo man)>good food.
>>2877569>you should be very careful as its supposed to be a dangerous countryqrd?
>>2881036They had a few terrorist incidents targeting tourists back-to-back about 10 years ago, and the tourist trade never fully recovered from it.
My friends and me are planning a road-trip across Europe, we also want to visit the "Pstrąże" ghost town.>are there many squatters?>can you legally go there?>if no, is there security?
permanently living in a proper 1st-world city/country unironically mogs /travelling/ so much it's unrealfuck /trv/>airports>packing>hotels>laundry>out-of-home-turf>scammers>being a trourist
What "first world" country is good to live in?
You dislike traveling so much you decided to make a thread on a travel board.What's next, you're gonna go to KFC to talk to people about how you don't like fried chicken?
>>2877894true. being a firstie and spending any amount of time in a third world country will automatically make you more interesting and give you some cool stories
After I became a full-time remote worker I spent about a year traveling around and realized I hate travel. I don’t even know why I still lurk here.
>>2880463Spending a shit-ton of money to put up with the bullshit of travel doesn't make sense. Spending only a little and thereby remaining free of work obligations for an extended period of time makes travel seem worthwhile as an escape from the wagecage. Otherwise what are you going to do with all your free time? Sit around the house staring out the window all day?
