>>2879013
>Once you start understanding/learning some Japanese
99% of DJT retards never do.
That's why they don't understand what you're talking about.
They're also just desperate for Japanese pussy so they'll put up with anything.

>>2879013
>Not induling in your sexpat ""conquest"" fantasy involving mentally ill prostitutes is a melty.
You're not impressing anyone on an anonymous image board, especially in a country where you can order highly skilled sexual service providers to your bed easier than lunch through uber eats.
If you were a casanova you'd probably have more fun and success at a happening bar instead of being shocked that women wearing the official, universally recognized uniform of a BPD schizophrenic prostitute acting the part.

>>2876047
I just got back from an 8-night stay in Tokyo. It was magical. My first time over from the States. I knew zero Japanese, and I had practically no itinerary.

I used Bumble to meet up with five different Japanese women. They showed me around the city. I kissed all five, had sex with three. I enjoyed great food and sights. My hotel in Shibuya was really nice.

I’d like to go back and see Osaka and Kyoto. I could have gone on a date with a new woman every single night if I wanted to, but I wanted to actually enjoy different things in the city and I can only get off so much in my 30s.

Everyone was super polite, considerate, and accommodating. I appreciated it as I’m probably too polite back home, but it was normal here. I didn’t visit any weeb shit. No Akihabara in my trip.

>>2879324
This is viral marketing.

>>2879333
I wish I got paid for it, but what I posted isn’t going to be believed by people on here anyway.

That’s why it’s true. It’s not repeatable by everyone, however.

>>2872270
I wouldn't recommend going to the beach alone if you like to swim, because you might get robbed when you're swimming. Sorry mate.

>>2876187
Even if I just bring a towel and a book? I'm staying close to the beach in my airbnbs so won't bring any valuables except a few euros for a drink or something.

>>2876366
Brownoids can't read, your book will be safe. Don't bring a fancy towel, they might want to keep it.

>>2876366
Then obviously not, but don't bring them in a wallet, that's what I mean.

>>2873763
>figuring out how to live alone in a strange place
Nigga do you think Europe does not have grocery stores and Uber and Google maps and everything else you could possibly need to function? It's not like OP is going to Mongolia where you have to wipe your ass with a rock and sleep in a yurt.

>>2876649
You did good, anon.

>>2876376
sybau unc

>>2876649
truly blessed

>>2876649
?? post the kittens retard?

I'll go anywhere you guys tell me to go. I'm trusting the mob rule on this one. I can't decide because I keep thinking on my comforts. But really I don't want that at all. Where do I go, lads?

>>2877892
I had completely forgotten about bumper boats! I used to ride them all the time growing up at my local park. They got taken out a LONG time ago. Did it have to do with accidental drownings or something? Ours were actually set up in a real lake next to an alligator exhibit (separated only by a hidden net underneath a boardwalk) so it created the illusion of the boats operating in alligator infested waters as you couldn’t tell the alligators couldn’t swim where the bumper boats were

>>2879264
>>2879265
The destiny of these three chains is all intertwined because of SeaWorld Ohio. Seriously though, it's not what either chain needs, however, SF and CF also shouldn't have merged. SW/United is more like SF than Disney except for Discovery Cove and some aspects of SWO. In some areas they're even worse. Food quality is worse, food and drinks and merch cost more, operations suck, they sell quick queue but rarely station somebody for it. Service fees. Etc.

>>2879298
I can at least see the end result of SF/CF. I don’t know if that was their intention all along but I see it. After the final loadoff of parks they are going to end up with the top seasonal parks and the ones with greatest growth potential that can lead to increased profits after investment, meanwhile they are working to get quality of operations maintenance, better food quality and park upkeep going at the remaining parks (the Six Flags parks they want to keep especially) and using the rest (and their former operating costs) to pay off the debt. If you see it as a play for Cedar Fair to get the biggest Six Flags parks and then pay off the debt it is logical
United Parks merging with them and dealing with their private equity owners is the worse thing they could do and also against what they are trying to do with their chain. We are right back at the too many mouths to feed and too much debt issue. They will really decline if the resources now have to go to these Seaworld parks too

>>2879231
magic kingdom exists only for tourists to enter and appreciate that they exist in magic kingdom, or its real name STROLLER KINGDOM. you WILL push your 10 year old child around in a push chair!!

>>2879177
Ride is fine but I'll never forgive those assholes for replacing Tower of Terror for it

>>2874232
you would think this is true due to the way increased danger of latam but if you actually observe them you'll see they're the same guys. only difference being that latam-only sexpats have a thing for humungous negroid ass

>>2874388
Your timidity is why the robber chose you in the first place. They harass me with taunting words and make me angry, but they sure as hell don't try to rob me because they know I'd go fucking berserk.

im going mexico city, oaxaca, lima, cusco and medelin in a few weeks. never been to latam. any thing that I should book/do before ? The only thing that I have is machu pichu, a day trip and food tour in oaxaca, and a airbnb event in mexico to see lucha libre. I don't speak spanish well

>>2857450
You have to go back, Ovimarlixion.

>>2854613
He's chilean

>>2873895
>Best cities in China to visit
Beijing, Xi'an, Nanjing, Hangzhou, Chongqing, Kunming
>cheap apartments
any small city or far out from the city centre. As a foreigner you can't own property, you will have to rent or partner with a local to buy it. Also good luck staying there.
>what are Chinese women like
95% of them are incredibly vapid and boring but you can probably fuck them with ease
>their own internet separate from ours
yes but everything filters over there eventually
>easy to learn the language
not very easy but also not super hard once you learn how to learn it, if that makes sense
>is it difficult to live there
if you don't speak Chinese: yes
if you do speak Chinese: not very difficult

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>>2873932
Theres entire cat torture rings based out of china doing just that. Sadly china has really taken over discourse on here so their reputation is WAY better than it should be.

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>>2873895
Beijing, Chongqing, Shanghai, and Guangzhou.
Beijing is a must for first timers.
Though not mainland, avoid Hong Kong. Too much like New York

>>2873897
Kek

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>>2873895
if you want a more green quiet kind of city I would suggest Yichang, otherwise the major cities other anons suggested are your best bet

its cool
good for vibes, or outdoor sightseeing.
but the town itself is like a half day for architecture/town layout sightseeing
nice region if you use it as a central spot to sleep and tour around

>>2876509
what did you eat, drink, visit, do there?

>>2876509
did you do the thermal baths?

Lowest effort OP
Go to a beach town in America, you will see plenty of young white people (with rich parents) who are having the time of their lives, not a cellphone in sight.

>>2871316
Why the fuck would you want to go to such a destination? You're not going to have a chance at any of the jb cuties, so don't even bother unless you're a ripped looksmaxxer who people on the beach actually want to look at.

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>hot boy, white boy summer
>Got your favorite Instagram bitch DMing her number, woo
>Hit the strip club, I'm like thunder
>She let me beat it, I'm the white boy wonder
>Uh, bad gyal, white don dada
>Rude boy, it's a white boy summer
>Bad gyal, white don dada
>Rude boy, it's a white boy summer

>>2871316
Southern Europe with the lads

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>>2870961
ITS WHITEBOY SUMMER!!!
https://youtu.be/f8IWJmXSo04?si=gzn8lCpAnNdSw2yF&t=31

>>2876275
Fly? MEA has direct flights from Istanbul to Beirut daily. Why do you want to visit an active warzone?

>>2876336
Hot MENA girls in a country that's also secular so you can actually hook up with them

>>2876343
>lebanese girls
>hot
>secular
>willing to hook up
Please just stay at home

>>2876275
Yeah

>>2876306
Holy fucking kek

>>2876212
Never heard of that, will definitely look into that, thanks
>>2876239
I know you can

>>2876212
>up there with Venice
Except it's not the seat of a trading empire that was once fabulously wealthy...it's merely a random dusty town with a fort, marooned on a vast plain of hideous desolation (thanks to centuries of overgrazing). BTW India has hundreds of spectacular forts, many of them in amazing natural settings. This is only one of them.

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>>2876189
>I've always wanted to visit the Russian city of Yekaterinburg to go to the point where Europe meets Asia
I was there several years ago during covid, although I didn't visit the "Europe meets Asia" stele (it's outside the city and probably not worth visiting). If you really want, you can see a similar one in Uralsk (Kazakhstan).

>>2876191
Appalachian here. Don't. It's a shithole. I don't mean this in the fuck off we're full sense, I'm completely serious. There's beautiful scenery, sure. But the people are the scum of the fucking earth. They will steal anything not nailed down to fuel meth and heroin addictions, and the ones who aren't drug addicts are the kind of rednecks that are the reasons for all the worst redneck stereotypes. Don't do it.

>>2876717
people visit all sorts of dangerous and unsafe countries
appalachia is much safer than the average diverse large american city

>fly into europe
>reason for visiting?
>tourism, <list some BS off on a loose itinerary I have>
>do you have a flight booked for onward travel?
>yes here it is
>where are you staying
>ome airbnb or <hotel>
>stamp
>walk on

>Did you have any problems with the authorities?
Yes because unlike some reddit or 4chan users I don't show up going HEY THERE CBP I PLAN TO WORK HERE YA KNOW WINK WINK I AM ONE OF THOSE EYE TEE GUYS THAT WORKS REMOTELY LOL! SUCKS FOR YOU BRING IN THAT CUBE HAHA! ANYWAYS 1 VISA STAMP FOR ME PLEASE CHOP CHOP I HAVE TO BE ONLINE IN 4 HOURS AND DIDN'T GET MY NAP ON THE PLANE! Don't tell them and they won't have reason to suspect shit

No one cares, CBP isn't there to check if your laptop is work or not or your phone is actually used for work or not. Simply don't tell people you're doing it and no one will care, laws have changed but specifically in europe some are okay with it so long as you aren't actively competing against local businesses. Otherwise WWOOF and shit would have been shut down long ago.


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>>2876700
Thank you for this. That is what I was hoping to hear. I'm a little overly cautious sometimes.

Also this
>set the wallpaper to some anime girl with fat tits
made me laugh a bit since I'm a woman.

>>2876706
>made me laugh a bit since I'm a woman.
Yeah because weeaboo women never like anime girls either...

Only my travel dreams are exciting. The world's landscape is completely different from real life. There's all kinds of characters who are part of my life. Sometimes very unpleasant characters though. Last night some fat, sleazy Italian restaurant owner in an unknown Third World country - North Africa or Sicily or some place like that - tried to overcharge me something like 20 USD for a shitty little piece of lasagna, then had his assistants chase me down when I ran away in a panic feeling something was very wrong. I returned unwillingly with them, but he had drugged me and before I knew it I was in the back of the restaurant on a sofa, and my pants were gone. I ALT+F4'd that dream in a hurry before it got worse.

>>2874863
Only real travel makes you interesting. You're probably a redditor that is psyched because his instagram post of the eiffel tower got a few likes.

>>2874878
I don't have any social media at all besides whatsapp for necessity and I have the same pfp from 10 years ago

i like to go to a new city, check out grocery store, take a two hour walk. then spend the rest of the time in hotel bed fapping to computer porn

>>2874863
Living in different places / meeting different sorts of people / doing cool stuff makes you interesting.
Travel can fall under cool stuff, for sure. Can even meet people.
But just going on vacation, like to some beach resort, does not make you interesting. In fact, that makes you boring af if it's the only time you've gone anywhere.

>>2876600
I just went into any random restaurant that had shisha when I was hungry lol. Lahmacun (Turkish pizza), pide, börek and kebab (the real kebab, with meat on sticks) are all very tasty and available everywhere. There's a street vendor every 10 meters selling simit, a type of bread. It's very cheap, but kinda dry. Seafood is abundant, but I don't really like seafood, so you'll have to figure that one out on your own I'm afraid. Turkish cuisine is overall really fucking tasty, I can't really say I ate something that I wouldn't recommend. Just be wary of empty restaurants with very pushy vendors trying to get you to eat at their place.

I'm thinking of lying about being Muslim to get into the Hagia Sophia for free. How can I achieve this? How do they test you?

>>2876606
thats Johnny Somali mindset, dont do it

>>2876587
Not with that attitude

I visited recently, tomtom kebap is super good for dinner near istikal street and sinop manti is pretty yummy if you find yourself in the asian side!
Public transport is great and the people are friendly just near hagia sofia there's lots of annoying tour guide people trying to sell you things.
The ferry across the strait is great on a sunny day to see the city and also Topkapi is incredible.

>>2876296
New Orleans is beautiful, but it's also one of the most dangerous shitholes in the country, especially because the pattern of development means you can get into rough areas quickly. There's a reason there's an informal rule of "Don't go past the gay pride flag on Bourbon"

>>2876296
>San Francisco
Shithole
>New Orleans
Shithole out side of one neighborhood of drunk people.
>Chicago
Actual city with transit and things to do.
>Miami
Soulless
>Seattle
Soulless
>Boston
Good for history
>Las Vegas
No point of visiting in 2026

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Boston, Chicago, or DC should be your next city.

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>>2876296
I've been to all of the cities on your list, but I guess I'll just highlight the two I lived in for multiple years
>Boston
It is beautiful, but incredibly expensive. There really is not a whole lot to do unless you want to walk through college campuses and see some museums. The best in my opinion is the Harvard Museum (the one with the glass roses and the animal bones), as well as the MIT Museum. I'd say that the best thing you can do in Boston is rent a car and drive up to Salem, walk around, then go up to Vermont (Stowe is beautiful, or the town with the Ben & Jerry's factory), or drive along the Maine Coast up to Bar Harbor. Alternatively drive down to Cape Cod, and from the Cape take a boat to Nantucket (or even better) Martha's Vineyard. That is pico New England, where there is wealth, class, and it is just honestly beautiful. Get a lobster roll, and see more of it. Boston has been going downhill IMO, especially with the legalization of weed and increase in violent niggers in East Boston. Everytime I go to the Common all I can smell is weed, but I also find it easy to see the negatives sometimes (everyone does I think when you live somewhere for so long). China Town is really cool and there is a great soup dumpling place. I would highly recommend Boston and driving to the Cape, or to Vermont, or along the Maine Coast.
>New Orleans
Lived in New Orleans for a few years. It is a shithole. I went all around the city for work, and it just is not nice. The most beautiful parts of the city are Uptown / the Garden District and then City Park. East of Bourbon Street the chance of getting robbed/raped increases with n^ likelihood. The DA (head Parish prosecutor) recently got carjacked while visiting his elderly mother. It is a truly black city, which is to say it is corrupt, at any point in time there is at least one fire hydrant broken and flooding a major street. The infrastructure is terrible, there was at least one boil water advisory a month. 1/2

>>2876638
And not the mention every single road feels like you are on a rollercoaster. If something were to happen the police will not help you. I worked EMS and we had people who died on the wall of the hospital because it was understaffed, and the staff who did show up to work were retarded niggers. The white people in that city are trash, in all honesty. It is a beautiful city in some regards, but it far more akin to something you'd find in Africa or the shittier parts of the Carribean than America. Bourbon Street is just tacky.
>but
It is important to note this is all after Katrina, where pretty much everyone good left the city, and all the FEMA immigrants looking for handouts came in. In the US they just give you money if you move to a disaster zone because the people in charge of disbursing funds are corrupt and retarded, so you have like refugees coming in after for government handouts to repopulate the city. Katrina still dominates the culture, and anyone over 30 will mention it at least once in your conversation. Many traditional establishments are still shuttered as a result of this, the West Bank is ruined, and the city just has not recovered. If you do go, walk through the graveyards in Uptown or the Garden District, see the WWII museum. Tulane's campus is pretty and the women are easy. You can rent a car and go down to Venice or Lafitte if you want to see the small inbred Mississippi communities that fish and have fucked eachother for generations. Just be safe, and understand you are paying more for a city that is used by boomers to reclaim memories of their youth when they were a different person, and New Orleans was a different city.