>>2683365
Buy a bullet and rent a gun

>>2683369
Okay
Spend 90 minutes getting out of the airport from the plane
Spend 45 minutes getting to somewhere worth a damn via the metro
Spend as much as you would in the airport for alcohol/food for about an hour or so
Realize it's about 3 hours before your flight and you need to head back
Get rained on at the station and hassled by the worst junkies you know
Be stuck in 2hrs of TSA because the amount of spanish doing the same will take you back, even LAX isn't this shit.
Get to airplane and it's delayed due to showers

>>2683371
>>2683372
Speaking of guns how about a shooting range? Any near Fort Lauderdale airport? I am from the UK and always wanted to shoot a gun. Can I just walk in and shoot at some targets?

>>2683374
>I am from the UK and always wanted to shoot a gun.
With 8 hour layover, not a fucking chance. CBP is going to be ass for you at MIA with every fucking Caribbean idiot refusing to let people 'check their bag'. If you aren't a US citizen don't even bother leaving the airport with 8 hours, you'll just end up missing your connection in the most retarded way
>Can I just walk in and shoot at some targets?
No there is paperwork for foreigners usually unless it's streamlined like Vegas/Arizona, many still have some 30 minute "safety course" you have to complete first

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>>2683375
Ok I found some shooting range experience and a ticket with a 15 hour layover. Might have a night in Miami as part of the holiday

Thank you for telling me it can be inconvenient to get through the border control and all the other stuff, didn't think of that. Will keep it in mind for sure

Any other things to do in Miami for a couple hours? Can be touristy shit. Just not retarded overpriced normie stuff ideally

>>2683155
Where are rooms that cheap? Everywhere Ive traveled it's 70-120+ a night.

>>2683294
>Everywhere Ive traveled it's 70-120+ a night.
Midwest much of the south, just look up hotels.com you're never staying in the city. IF say I am passing into OKC I will probably get something cheap in Moore, which is fine since it beats city traffic.

Again you need to be on the outskirts, plenty of motel6's or rodewayiins are dirt cheap

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>>2683294
NTA but the only time i get hotels under $80 when I use my discount rate for Choice Hotels, and even THAT is too much honestly.
I pay $54 a night for a Quality Inn and its a piece of shit, I cant imagine paying full price for any Choice Hotel chain

>>2683306
I primarily travel in the midwest so it must just be BFE Oklahoma on a Monday.

Go to Miami, man. People need to understand that Miami is the capital of the South Atlantic and Caribbean.

>>2680399
Bahamas is right next to Miami, plus you could go to some of the theme parks there. Just my 2 cents.

>>2680507
>>2680575
Thanks but don't want to go to Miami or the US.

>>2680022
>30th birthday
it's over

>>2683087
It's literally just the beginning

>>2681729
>- What's the art scene like? I'm interested in museums, art galleries and exhibitions. Please nothing on war crimes museums lol
WW2 has had profound impact on their people. To ignore that defeats the purpose of learning about Poland and its people.
>- How is the transportation? (I've never used a metro or train.)
Train is a good mode of transport there.
>- Is three weeks enough to find a cute wife/gf?
Sure if you go out of your way to be around the beautiful women and are not an absolute EL GOBLINO DE MONSTRO. Don't go to mafia-run brothel or stripclub unless you want to get drugged and then kidnapped or extorted for money.
>- What are the top activities in Poland?
WW2 memorial and historical areas. Literal areas of significant history.
>- Are there any good bookstores?
Many bookstores there- many are not in your language though.
>- Is a week enough for a quick visit to Berlin, Ukraine or other cities in general?
Sure but you won't be able to stay long enough to see everything

Visit the National Museum built by interwar Fascist Poland it's near

>>2681729
>- Is a week enough for a quick visit to Berlin
Theoretically doable, but why would you? It'll take you six or seven hours to get there by bus/train from Warsaw. That's more than a day, realistically two, completely wasted in transit and you've only got seven of these to spare. If you're going to do that, plan to see cities on the way and around as a full-week trip.
>Ukraine
Forget about it. The border is an absolute hellhole nowadays. You're basically gambling on whether you'll be stuck there for a day each way and none of it will be a pleasant experience.
>or other cities in general?
Sure.

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>>2681729
>2 weeks in Poland
>doesn't mention anything except Warsaw
Krakow, Wroclaw, Gdansk - that's where you really want to go.
>Ukraine
>first time in Europe
>go straight into a war zone
are you nuts m8? it was trash before the war, and it's even worse now.
>inb4 western Ukraine is not so bad
it's still a country at war.

>>2681566
Which place would you like to visit the most?

>>2682328
If he knew the answer to this question do you think he would've created this thread?

>>2682317
You know jackshit about the thirdworld pal

>>2682793
It’s honestly really easy to scam a few senile boomers out of several hundred thousand dollars with a few cold calls.

>>2681566
1000 USD in 7 years how? Like what kind of job.

Also what kind of place are you looking to visit and for what reason? You can't ask for a rec without listing some preferences. Are you there to party, to find a legal place to do drugs or what.

Where do all the hipsters live in the DC metro area?

>>2678296
How’d you like silver spring? Never see it mentioned since most people on the younger side live in southwest dc/arlington, unless you work at the nih or somewhere else in maryland

>>2682876
NTA, but i lived in SS from ~8-14 years old, then Olney from 14-24, and Gburg from 24-31 where I am still now.

I don't go down into silver spring a ton these days unless I'm going to eat at Cubanos, though I think their Silver Spring location is closed at the moment anyway, so i'd head to Bethesda. But overall, Silver Spring is decent, some low cost of living areas which aren't great, but it's still relatively upscale compared to the likes of PG county. If you're raising kids it's hard to beat the public schools in the area too.

>>2680956
You can just go to the King's Street station and then walk to the water.
>>2682872
Logan/Shaw
>>2682876
SS has good ethnic food but otherwise it's just a poorer Bethesda.

>>2678433
> Ballston Rosslyn corridor has some of the best food around
dont be poor and be good at playing food minesweeper in a sea of premium mediocre

>>2681344
I actually live in Marseille now lmao

Vienna is like a smaller comfy Paris were you don't have to deal with the aspects of a giant city that everyone hates

>>2683141
Vienna is bigger than Paris

>>2683207
lol no
Paris is about 4 times vienna

>>2681015
>It's quite busy, but not any more than in other cities.
This is factually false. It is literally the most visited city in the world. I live in London and even I'm appalled by just how crowded Paris is and the worst part about it that it hardly even seems worth it wading through the crowds.

I like walking along the river and browsing the stalls and I love the Musee d'orsey but I don't think Paris as a whole is really any better than any other major city.

>>2683271
Insecurity and the grass is greener syndrome

The past can't hurt you so you don't see the past as threatening whereas when you think of going to new york now you think of all the ways you could be hurt despite it being more dangerous 40 years ago. Add to that all you fantasies of the past you might find desirable: different fashion, different attitudes, people were whiter and then it is no wonder why we spend so much wishing things were how they were instead of how they are now

>>2683108
Cargo flights are greatly superior to scheduled passenger flights.
>no TSA, no queues
>all your luggage at hand, no arbitrary limits
>easy access to cockpit
>comfy seats with nobody before or behind you
>self service catering at any time
>fast track immigration
They only lack alcohol and IFE, but nothing your own computer cannot fix.

>>2683088
>>2683093
shes whiter than your slum whore, you pathetic dorker incel

>>2683121
how exactly does one book a cargo flight?

>>2683275
>be pilot or dispatcher
>select flight and list for jumpseat

>>2683088
>>2683093
let’s unwrap this

-cuckshed has no child
-cuckshed is estranged from his family
-cuckshed cant drive
-cuckshed is a coward
-cuckshed’s whore has black nipples and a dirty brown pussy that looks like the prolapsed asshole of a ladyboy

-Eugene has a child who is a member of the elite ruling tribe of the planet.
-Eugene has a wealthy family
-Eugene is a social media influencer
-Eugene is living the full University experience of his youth
Eugune is enjoying pink nipples and white pussy

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>>2682831
> Portugal
well can't help you with that, but given you have "Europe" in your title, your best bet is to go to a party city.
In Budapest if you are a young white man, especially travelling in a group of young white guys, just walk around the Pest quarter and the ruin bars after sunset and you'll have taxi drivers roll down their windows to offer you some and gypsies also selling
In Eastern Europe meth and ketamine is currently popular and you'd find it just by going to parties. Given you do not know anyone in portugal your best bet is just to go to the nightlife and hang around that scene

>>2683187
What happens if you're a middle-aged Korean woman in Budapest, especially travelling in a group of middle-aged Korean women?

Oh my god, what if you are a white twink who just wants some weed?! where do you go?!

I made some friends and asked them. The hookups all use whatsapp and have menus of their offerings. You can message them with your order and they will say where to meet; I was blown away by how fast this was, last time I picked up some k and stuff they said '5 minutes, black Mercedes' and one pulled up outside my hotel in that time. I assume they have dispatch and a number of vehicles driving around. This was in Portugal but from what I've seen it's a similar game all over Europe. I had another guy who only sold coke and took longer to meet up but he had a mk4 TDI so he was cool in my book.

Go to university areas. Go to stoners. Profit.

>>2681375
>It is very common to find automated speed cameras hidden at the bottom of a hill right when the speed limit changes from 90 to 50kmh, like 5m after the sign boom.
Yep that's how they got me the second and third time, no idea why they reduce the speed limit in 40km/hr intervals

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And to think this is the same country that allows hitting other cars if it makes parallel parking easier.

>>2680675
France is a fascist shithole, it has both the autoritarism of dictatorship and zero security.
Worst regime in Europe.

>>2681379
Couldn't you just call up the bank and say "don't pay these charges"

>>2683276
Sure you can, the rental company will then show them the rental agreement you signed that makes you liable for these charges.

Isn't metal pretty big in europe, especially scandinavia.
Some great national parks roughly on your route through Utah but late spring is pretty hot already especially for a european already so be wary of that.
The road up to Pikes Peak should be open, kind of neat, especially if you don't plan to actually hike any mountains.
Check out a baseball game, different atmosphere than other sports (besides cricket I guess), you might like it. Coors Field in Denver is beautiful with great weather and right in downtown. Dodger Stadium in LA is nice too, more famous ballpark and much more famous team. Angel Stadium is the other LA (Anaheim) option and next to Disneyland. Don't know about the new Rangers ballpark in Dallas, heard it's nice but kind of soulless, looks like a warehouse. Baseball games can be a cheap night out if you know how, you can get into Coors Field for $4 and have $3 beers before the game starts.

>>2681046
/trv/'s own

>>2681104
You should be thankful he talks of fascism instead of right wing extremism or something

>>2681077
Monkey see, monkey do.

>>2681046
for Europe only though

>>2681077
Going on vacation has always been a normal thing all over Europe. My parents already went on vacation every year with my grand parents when they were children.

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>>2681284
>>go out and get absolutely plastered
>>come back and spew in bed off the top bunk onto the floor whilst hes under me
Shit like this is EXACTLY why I'd never go to a hostel.

I couldn't imagine having to be around a band of white niggers whose definition of fun is getting drunk, contracting hepatitis from the nearest whores, holding up their hands in loud places, making chimp noises and going "WOOOOOOO".

Only Westerners think behaving like oafish idiots :partying" is a great experience.

>>2682642
I don't mind dancing at a good club, but party hostels are essentially captive bars where they overcharge for the experience.

>>2682642
>only westerners
Found the pajeet who ran away from >>2681284

>>2682642
I was 18 my guy, I’m sure you did stupid shit at that age, as I said definitely feel bad for old bud now.

Or maybe you are were of the kids on the brink of shooting up the school

>>2681480
you're too old for that crowd mate, see >>2681787, I'm already beginning to feel that in late 20s, though I should be good for a few more years. the golden age for hostels is 20-25 years old.
at the very least, get a private room in the hostel if you must

>>2682778
he's a jeet his opinion doesn't matter