Describe, in as much detail as you would like, what you would do with a budget of $20,000 for traveling as long as you'd like.
I would go to Antarctica. The rest I'd spend groundhopping in South America.
Barely enough for a romantic weekend with my wife in Prague, I add another 40k to it just for comfort.
>>2734311This is the correct answer. With 20k you would be able to get an Antarctic tour with Antarpply for example on the cheaper end and then have plenty of money to spare to check out Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, Brazil etc.
>>2734271I could probably do my dream circumnavigation with that money99% would be done via bike&tent. 5,000$ a year for food alone should be very doable, no? Most of it would be third world prices
>>2734271That’s 6 months of premium pecker play in pattaya with precocious princesses personally proclaimed as pee, pu, and pon
What's the most disgusting thing you've eaten abroad? For me, it was 童子蛋 (virgin boy eggs) in Zhejiang, China. There, it is considered a delicacy to eat eggs that have been hard boiled in boy's urine. Similar to a tea egg but much more salty and smellu. Disgusting, I know, but "when in Rome..." as they say lol
>>2731186Balut is different, the embryo is allowed to develop with balut
>>2731188bullshit. you have no idea where that oil came from, what it's made from, and rarely do these vendors have running water. handwashing is few and far between, if ever
>>2729149>without sauceyou brought this onto yourself
>>2730492How are Asian ladyboys so prevalent? Is the LGBT not outlawed in most of Asia? Taiwan and Thailand are the only countries in Asia that recognize gay marriage.
ladybody cumunironically
can i make friends living in a hostel for 4 weeks?
>>2734161>>2733440 (You)
>>2730528I mean you don’t really have a choice
>>2734056healthmaxx
>>2730528I've never been in a hostel before but what do you do when you have to fart while in bed?
>>2733986>Met a guy in SarajevoWas it Franz Ferdinand Hostel by any chance? I stayed there as well and had a pretty similar experience.
Do western android phones work in China? Not really looking for anything that's too much hassle. Just outlook / skype / microsoft teams / wechat, anything that can send brief messages to my family.
Cao ni ma also means: fuck your mother
>>2734609The phones all work its specific sites/apps that don't. Install VPN and no problem
Daily reminder the ruling class in china (like the daughter of The Party member who runs huawei) use iPhones and Apple products exclusively. The proletariat (like the poor everywhere) all use lagdroid
Which Muslim country has the most 'Arabian Nights' feel to it? I want Bazaars, magic lamps, fancy carpets, dancing girls, attractive mosques, cool swords etc. I dont really want women in burqas or boring fundie shit.
>>2732403Uzbekistan and Iran are the closest I can think of, and I can attest to that since I've been to both.Khiva is probably the closest to your description. I feel like that city was purposely built for that Arabian Nights aesthetic, but it's definitely a must visit place. Bukhara & Samarkand are also not to be missed.However if you're not a burger or any of the sanctioned countries, Isfahan in Iran definitely takes the title. Not only is it bigger than Khiva, there are more sights to see & just spending a day sitting in Naqsh-e Jahan Square feels like you're in that fantasy.
>>2732403Study the history of the gunpowder empires, you’ll notice important cities with names you’ve never heard of. Check em out on google maps and odds are they will have the feel you’re looking for, much more than a city that’s been constantly developed and modernized.Please share cool spots if you find something anon :)That, or practice your muzzie larp and infiltrate Mecca/Medina
>>2732403>dancing girlsthat's harram, pal. everything else you will find in Fez Morocco
>>2734765mecca is not arabian nights larp, it is just a mass conveyor belt for pilgrim niggercattle and is all fucked up by rich saudis exploiting everything
>>2734769I read a lot of Paul Bowles novels before I visited Morocco; crazy how nothing seems to have changed there since the '50s.
can I go here in 2024 as an american? what would I be in for
>>2734393back when i was there, it was '''omg ur a westerner tee hee''' + actual dating websites with profiles and shit. Couchsurfing was fucking hillarious, too.Even without online game, just turning up to rock bars with friends and speaking to people = instant interest, especially if you had reasonable amounts of money.The girls who weren't rich, and lived in your basic commie flat, but wanted something more from life = autopilot.
>>2734396Sounds like my experience with China. Definitely want to check it out but will wait for the war to end
>>2726897Nigger, shit just blew up a 110KM into russia. Attacks will only start to get closer to more populated and important cities if the war rages on. Even if you don't get hit during the attack (which is unlikely anyway), the major concerns come from the aftermath. If you were vacationing in MuskCowe and some shit blew up on the outskirts, you'd bet your fat, jew-loving american ass would be forced to stay in russia for a few months.
hard to recommend it if you are a citizen of a NATO country, you never know when butthurt rusoids will try to find somebody to make an example of or fuck within general its a bad idea to travel to any country that a country you are a citizen of is at war with either officially or unofficially
>>2734790>MuskcoweIt's called MosqueCo, keep up
What is there to do here?Besides safari and Zanzibar, looking for other things to do, especially if it means interacting with locals. Music, sports, any suggestions welcome
hike Kilimanjaro, tallest mountain in Africa
>>2729985interact with young local females
>>2729985There is Dodoma wine country if you're into that.
>>2729985you might get culturally enriched, whatever that may entail, much like most countries
Maybe get a pizza at Prestige Pizza
going to montreal december 26-31 and quebec city from december 31st to january 4thany cool things to see in each city?won't have a car, is ottawa worth a day trip?saw a city near quebec city called saint georges, is it worth a day tripany must sees or skips?is knowledge of french a must? thank you in advance
You know how sometimes you'll watch an old TV show/film or read an old book and you'll suddenly understand so many references and see where so many newer pieces of media got their influences from? Rome is like that. I'm walking around like, "oh I see where classical art comes from now". All those beautiful classical landscapes of ethereal cities on hills - they're from here. They actually exist, in Rome.
>>2732273cool, would you say Rome is good destination for lonely incel interested in art, poetry, love and good food : second half this December? What about weather, will it be decently sunny then? What about cool parties or raves in NYE? Should i reserve plane tickets+apartment on Booking for 3 weeks in December in Rome?
It’s mad how big the Pantheon is, actually insane. I think the craziest thing in the whole city is the little indentations in the roof of the big domes they have. How did they do that?
>>2732288>I’m a lonely tortured autist incel, just like you anons>what about parties and raves?Just go back
I work a travel job and am always in hotels and Airbnbs? How do I profit from this? Get an AMEX card? I don't all that much, maybe like 4 times a year
Musem hopping in DC soon. This can't be right can it? 2 hours to walk 6 miles? On a related note how are the police on jaywalking enforcement here?
>>2733267if it's on trumps inauguration day 1/20 dont bother everything is closed
If you like tendies then there's a place called Little Chicken that's pretty good. It's too expensive for what it is, but everything is up there.
>>2733922>chickenI was told nandos is the mandatory dc chicken
>>2733267When I went to DC in 2021 there was a very extensive network of rental bikes. I even brought my better Brompton folding bike. But rather than using it and locking it up outside while museum hopping, I used the DC rental bikes that had ubiquitous docking stations by most museums.I’d suggest doing the same instead of wasting time slowly walking.
>>2733562>Alright fine I'll use the dirty underground system of tubesMetro stations and trains are nice and clean, I swear.If you're looking to eat and drink, consider spending some time in Chinatown. It's less pretentious than most of DC.
How is the city these days? I'm going to be there for a week or so in November in a nice hotel downtown. Used to visit regularly, but have only been once since the pandemic, in mid-2022, and it was in pretty rough shape.
>>2721282>bar scene is greati had a great time biking around on a bar hop we met friendly people at every spot portlanders are pretty easy going and easy to talk to so long as you don't mention politics or religion or anything chuddie
>>2722611those are cities pardner
>>2724871you don't realize how shitty of an experience this is once you get used to it. it's shocking to outsiders.>>2734597thanks for the update anon glad you had a good time
>>2734602I live in PDX and the people who live here are the worst that Oregon has to offer.
>>2734629no doubt about it but it's still pretty fun
My wife and I booked 3 weeks in Malaga so my 2y old son can get some warm weather and sunny time because of health issues.We're booked from 28th of November to 18th of December in a suburb of Malaga. Should we cancel even at a loss? How fucked is the south and will we have a good time when spainbros are busy rebuilding their country? https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c99ry7x925eo
>>2731714Your spirit animal is Elliot Roger. If you aren't looking for hot women, cocktail bars, pubs, clubs, live music and thousands of people hanging out, what would constitute good nightlife?
>>2731718Your post was directed to >>2731133, retard. I like hot women, cocktails bars, pubs, clubs, live music and thousands of people hanging out, and Malaga is an overrated subpar place for it with third world standards and shit weather. I already gave you a few options for cities who are far superior in that sense.Fuck's sake, grow up, learn to read and get some standards.
>>2729572damn shame
>>2729572Cancel. Im from Spain and even if it doesn't rain, it won't be that sunny. Why would you book december dates if you wanted your 2yo to enjoy the Sun??? Go from late March to early October.
I think you'd be luckier to have good weather in Galicia on the summer than on Malaga in the winter. I don't know if I would cancel... But its kind of a shitty time of year to go there.
>There are still countries, in this world, that have to throw their used toilet paper in a trash can instead of just flushing it down the toiletwhy are they like this? Why don't they just build a proper toilet that can handle a flimsy sheet of paper?
>>2731535>Indias shitting power extends thousands of km out to sea
>>2732076>>2731539>>2731536>>2731535troll image of the tsunami map
>>2729661When I went to Tibet they didn't even have toilets with plumbing, not even squat toilets. Just a hole in the ground, or a cesspit with a log to squat over so you don't fall in.
>>2730055just wash your hand thoroughly afterwards, what's the problem?
>>2733909That's not the global distribution of tsunamis at all. Nowhere close.
Travelling to Philippines this month, landing in Manila, and noticed there’s no PHG. Anyone been to Philippines lately?
>>2734364It’s odd seeing a Rolls Royce or Lamborghini driving through Manila, but it absolutely does happen. A $300k car passing by slums where people eat garbage to survive. One of the many examples of Flipland being totally fucked.
>>2734462I see supercars on the NLEX all the time. There is a bright yellow Ferrari that I have seen taking the exit for the Philippine Arena a half dozen times. Most common are Lamborghinis and Corvettes.
>>2734400>everyone look at my 5 inch pecker
>>2734519Two inches bigger than the average in the Philippines
Cubabro: Nonconventional (but not really) places to make "friends"I know most of you niggers are going to just stick to dating apps or bars, but believe it or not, there are people that do go outside. If you simply smile and don't come off as a completely smelly weirdo, you'll find it quite easy to make friends whom you can possibly study the bible with. Trust me.1. Plazas/Public parks/boardwalks/baywalks. Tons of friendly people out enjoying what's probably the only public space that is upkept. Talisay plaza and Mercado plaza in lapu lapu are a lesser-known gold mines2. Ghetto gyms. NO NO NO not the gym in your condo or the one in Ayala, I'm talking about the 60 peso hole in wall, side of the road barangay gyms. I'm a big fat tambok boy, tipping the scales these days at a hefty 250 pounds, and I could still make friends in these places just casually lifting weights or hitting the heavy bag. There's always girls in there who look lost and waiting for instruction. >no no no you have to go deeper on the squats daeee3. Barangay hall basketball courts. Go shoot some hoops with the local tambays and make friends with their female friends4.Coffee shops. Always people in there 24/7. I beat Baldur's gate 3 at my local shop and even found a friend to coop with.4. Inernet cafes. I got a 4090 i9 but It's still fun to play dota or pubg in a sweaty room with 40 other people. And if you're wondering, yes, I've made friends there. There's a big one near San Carlos University in downtown Cebu, voyager internet cafeAnywhere here is a song for Today, happy Tuesday niggers.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
