Mini bros were you at?
>>736163792The fuck is wrong with Romanians? I randomly met a qt Romanian girl who used to shit up /hlg/ at the same time as me back in the day.
>>736196519All that Dragostea Din Tei stuff really sucked them into the internet didn't it?
>>736196519>girl who used to shit up /hlg/ at the same time as mei don't know what /hlg/ is but if this is true you FUMBLED by not getting her number btw
>>736196591>tfw you will never be able to go back to those interweb days
>>736196687I'm really going to miss /f/. It was probably one of the only boards that i could get hit with some major nostalgia on.
Play Morrowind Now
>>736192274Pick it up then idiot.
>>736196618>walk up to an enemy>stand still and do nothing but mash the attack buttonCan you actually beat Skyrim playing like this?
>>736195450I dunno how you figure that, I certainly wouldn't play through Daggerfall's main quest a second time but its story was pretty good. It's just that the main quest dungeons were sadistic cock 'n ball torture.If some truly autistic madlad gets a kick out of hunting down all the Daedric artifacts in the game, then who are you or I to deprive him of such a thing?
>>736196438>I can't imagine ever ignoring strength without getting completely fucked with carry weightIf you can tame your loot goblin instincts it's doable, especially if you spec into lightweight armor. That's basically the main reason the armor categories exist in morrowind, how much inventory weight do you wanna dedicate to your armor? Also items you drop on the ground don't despawn, so feel free to store shit wherever, you can live the vagrant lifestlye or set up a house.>you're heavily encouraged to spam as many endurance points for the first five levelsKinda true but you can get through the game without leveling endurance much if you're playing a non-fighter build, it's nice to have but not essential. The lady birthsign can also basically handle it for you since it gives you a 25 point boost to your starting endurance and personality.>it's rough to get spells to function without both int and wisIf you make a character with a high magica multiplier you can get away with pretty low int, but yeah you'll generally need both.
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I love Magik bros, is Rivals worth playing just for her?
>>736195375>Spider-Man on the enemy team.>Keeps trying to combo and succeeding but I just ignore it with some movement mechanic and he can never succeed.Lords who main him are utter cancer though, impossible to deal with. Your entire backline is guaranteed to be on respawn timers no matter what the tanks and DPS do.
>>736196339Crazy how much better she looks here than in MR.Makes me sad that ArcSys has really shit the bed lately.
>>736196339rivals has better "cool" designsthis has better cute/pretty designs
>>736195375Is it me or does an enemy Spider-Man often seem to fixate on one player (usually me)? Like to the detriment of their team, all they do is follow one enemy around the map attacking them over and over.
>>736196851I think Magik's default in MR is not that good looking. Her hair frames her face in such a poor way.This skin is WAY better and this hair style should have been the default.
>completely kills all open world, sandbox crime gamesI cannot think of a huge video game franchise that has no competitor. In the 2000s and early 2010s, you had some games trying to compete and they all failed, True Crime, Sleeping Dogs, Just Cause, Watch Dogs etc. You have:>COD and Battlefield>Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat>Gran Turismo and Forza>Counter Strike and ValorantCountless of Hero Shooters, Battle Royale, Extraction Shooter competitors, but there are no open world crime games like GTA anymore. It's a fucking disaster as a fan of these games. GTA is a curse. You have to wait 15 years for the next game.
>>736195379as this anon said>>736195379They've strayed so far from the original one. Its exactly like other open world fighting games now. I have no idea why they don't make small games inbetween thats a lot more similar to the first two games, where its just pure stealth and assassinations.
>>736194965Cyberpunk showed me what I want GTA6 to surpass, the bar is set.
>>736194965Sims
>>736196478Cyberpunk is a different game. Cyberpunk is an "RPG" game with an open world. It's not an open world sandbox like GTA. It has none of the reactivity, the physics, the technical quality that is associated with the GTA games. Jesus Christ, GTA SAN ANDREAS from 2004 has a better wanted system compared to Cyberpunk. Cyberpunk is a soulless husk of a game.
>>736194965The True Crime/Sleeping Dogs series made R* seethe. They put billboards in all their games trying to shit on them.
Xbox would have won if they convinced Valve to make Left 4 Dead 3 and had it be a Series X launch exclusive. end of story
>>736196796yeah and it should've had a card system and no versus mode
>>736196796I still hold on to hope that L4D3 might get made one day. Source 2 physics and gore would make it amazing. But maybe S&box indie publishing will let some powerful team of autists fulfill the prophecy
Aerisu. This is how women act
>>736194859>Advent ChildrenI'd rather watch Spirits Within instead, and make a funny meme template.
>>736193226Cissnei may be loose, but she is more devoted per Rebirth
>>736194656The problem with that is that while Remake established that VII is in the same universe as X, X is set well into the past of the time period that VII and its compilation takes place. So Yuna and Tidus are most likely dead.
>>736193226OG Aeris is confirmed chaste
>>736089640Cloud is also a prettyboy with superhuman powers, and you're not.
Yrliet
>>736196594Xeno.
>>736196594thought this was a stealth VOTV thread for a second
>>736196791It can be that as well
I shot her in the head after she refused to apologise to my crew for getting them all horribly tortured.
Anyone else agree that Ada never liked Leon?
>>736196324No one is saying honey traps aren't real. I'm saying you're fucking retarded for thinking that tool gets that much use and success.
>>736196454>I'm saying you're fucking retarded for thinking that tool gets that much use and successI never said that?
>>736196617Right, right. You're just agreeing with the dude who said "Chinks have fucked their way to intel".
Ada has equal firearms/combat ability to leon but way better sense/mobility, and there's barely any social aspect in RE4. Jessica's a better example of someone who flirts and blends in
>>736196454Nta but in Ada's case, that tool might often end up being her only resource against the nerds and psychos behind the enclaves and corporations from the RE games.
>thought it was a puzzle boss>it was just a normal boss with a puzzle in the room>solving the puzzle doesn't fucking do anything
explain clussy to me.
>>736196573name 5 games that do this
>>736196648It's hot when a woman truthfully shows what she really is
>>736196648It just works
I went through so many stages of Chinese controller autism just to end up back here
>>736175172>>736175509>>736175704I don't know where you're looking but I got my V4P off Ali Express last year for like $60 AUD (so like $30-40 USD I dunno)
>>736165606PS2 controllers, and even the first PS3 controllers, didn't use potentiometers, but other technologies. Theri analog sticks last 1,000 times longer.The PS3 controller that came with my console lasted over a decade until I sold the console. My PS4 controller didn't even last two months before it started to drift.
>>736196225>shilling the most garbage controllers on earth because of your childhood brand obsession
>>736196301>Shilling controllers that stopped being manufactured decades ago.You're not very smart, are you?
>>736175372Sn30 pro is so comfy to use
April is the anniversary month of the Fire Emblem series.
>>736194442
Fire Emblem?
>grindfags ruining another run after not being the center of attention for 5 secondsclassic
Marriage with Marianne!
>gonzales was genuinely worth considering because dieck and rutger are screwed>now he's tainted with grinding and no one will touch him
I'm going to Mewgenics!
FUCKING DEFECTFAGS!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF MY TEAM!!!!! GOD FUCKING DAMN!!!!!
>>736196536Hey he's got 7s
Failed my first attempt against the last boss because I wasted 3 turns after beating the good mirror cats since I tried to reanimate one as a friend, then I just kept getting wrecked trying to damage the creator because the fight wasn't progressing. I had to kill the mirror cat I turned to my side to get the fight to go on. Just barely didn't kill the ball baby cat thing because of all that. Epic intuitive gameplay. I deserved to be punished for trying to utilize resources on the battlefield like that. My bad, Edmund McRetard
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>>736195916We have a time machine. I want to kill Steven and give every kitty and boss a happy ending.
This is it, league is saved
>>736195408so true xister
I play support Vex:)
>>736195714Good. Vex is also sex.
>>736189732I like the middle one the most.
>>736195714"Support"
Which way EOP?
>>736181728That's not autistic at all, the iceberg theory is one of the basics of creative writing. Though it gets tricky with translation because the original author almost certainly will have made their own considerations, so your job as a translator goes a layer deeper than that. You have to enter the headspace of the original author and reconceive the rest of the iceberg through that lens, which requires a high degree of media literacy because this tends to be interpreted.
>>736172916there are two types of adaptations I hate, the first one is you can literally tell what's written in english is not what's said in japanese (as someone who only knows common anime/game japanese expressions) and the other is just inserting tangential personal views into the adaptation, that one's just unforgivable.rest I don't really care
>>736196094Like 一石二鳥. Joke.I guess. There are some untranslatable idioms but like english has tons of idioms. Every language has tons of idioms. For every untranslatable idiom there's stuff like 雨が降ろうが槍が降ろうが where an idiom in english communicates the same meaning just differently.
>>736196094"I'm gonna knock your lights out" is corny as fuck too so it works. What the autists are getting stuck on is that an idiom is being localized into a pun. It doesn't matter because puns are corny too, but for the sake of having a clear example, the adaptation should have been "I'm gonna clobber you!" or something. Or just use a real example of Japanese since having to rotate the English sentence in their heads and imagine it as a different language is evidently too hard for some people.
>>736173151Because 3 is merely meaning it's got no flavor
What game is this from?
>>736194435was that last year? I must have missed it. they should just bring back stupid teams again or randomized flags or something that would encourage shenanigans. this just seems like they opened up knowyourmeme and vibe coded it
>>736166039We know, Jax.
>>736191149kinger's the only non-fag so that's my pick
Pomni´s big round pale ass´nuff said
>>736167952Legitimately a really good show. The wait between episodes is brutal though, it made me go back and start watching the other Glitch shows like Meta Runner and Murder Drones. Both of which are also great. Never would've thought SMG4, a fucking Mario 64/GMOD YouTuber, would save western animation.
play shmups
>>736185335I get close sometimes, but the last levels or final bosses always seems completely impossible to me.The farthest I ever got to a 1CC was:>The final boss of Border DownSomehow managed by cheating the rank system. >EinhanderI loved that game so much but a 1CC with those last sections on normal? Literally impossibleAnd those were back when I was young with less to do. Recently I got better at shmup (by understand better how pattern works and how to move to deal with them) and actually got 1CC on easy in Gunvein and Blue Revolver.. but that's the easy mode, normal is gonna take some work. I'm quite close for Blue Revolver but as incredibly good this game is, you can tell the modern shmup devs aren't nearly as brutal as Cave or Konami or Treasure used to be.I'll keep trying though. But I dread when thinking about what it takes to clear a Ketsui or DOJ.
>>736194440>I'm quite close for Blue RevolverJust play dee with piercing and learn boss breaks.https://youtu.be/eFvY_dEhk-8This ship combination has max screen coverage so routing is more lenient, in addition to an extremely high damage special weapon for single target damage. If you get breaks you'll also get enough score for a lot of lives, which means more resources, and more opportunity to drop rank.
>>736167558There's so many that it's hard to stick to one long enough to get good at it.
>>736195428I typically can't bring myself to drop a game once I've started it.
>>736194783ty, I'll give that a try
>all of the scenes of Yoshi doing his entire shtick were in the trailersOut of spite, April Fools /v/ore thread. Post your favorite vidya /v/ore animations.I like this one from YNI when you catch a big shy guy.
>>736194575It's a "maybe" right now. If they lean into the puzzle platforming collectathon shtick with the whole "gather all possible info about enemies" bit it mite b neat, but it's far more likely it'll just end up a baby game with what we've seen.Yoshi describing how enemies taste is cute though.
>>736192773God, the vids of romhacks of this where you go inside a girl character's stomach instead fucked me up so bad. I think it made me into the idea of getting slurped down into a cute girl's intestines.
>>736188630Begone, Rothschild. You deserve to be fired because this literally doesn’t make any sense.>>736190102What the fuck are you even talking about.
>>736196539I don't understand what you think doesn't make sense about what I said.
>>736196747>fetish porn about people being killed is not about people being killedThis is literally what you are implying.
Soo, what are you going to play today anon?
>>736153797nothing, it seems
>>736195536>>736196005goddamn that ass
>>736196221alright one more
>>736196495I want to fuck her feets
>>736196813You better finda grimoire of elf libido then.
The new update is outYou can now smooch the monsters
Ok but here's my big question:Just how many more updates is this game gonna get?
When do you get to FUCK the monsters?
>>736172514>really good art>very, very gay:(
>>736196654One, it's mostly bug fixes
>>736194767>>736195991What is this the monsterfucker update?
Oh no! The neferious bat wizard has trapped the rat princess in a jar! Use your vidya knowledge to save her!
>>736195486>>736195545You watch as the Bat Wizard realizes he has become an evil wizard and he slits his own throat, garling and bleeding out horribly in an extremely awkward silence as the camera zooms in FO3 style on the rat princess telling you to glass him.
>>736195497Can we distract him with a carrot? I think I have one in my pants.
>>736182631>>736182752Seems like you get access to their spells when you push them into your intestines, interesting
>>736195497Unzip dick, being an incredibly fertile rabbit in Spring, she won't be able to resist a hare of your virility.
>>736194824>put a backpack inside of a backpack>put the filled backpack inside the backpack inside itself>hopefully either the jar or the wizard phases out of existence bef
