/ftmg/ female to male generalJOB EDITION (how many of us are NEETs?)QOTT: What is your current job?QOTT2: What is your dream job?Prev>>43823798▶ /ftmg/ tapmap:https://tagmap.io/tag/ftmg▶Hormones:https://rentry.org/ftmghrt
>>43859199prostate exam isn't that big of a deal anon calmdown
>>43859677It's penis inspection day. They're gonna find out the poonerdom :(
>>43859889>pulls down panties>starts laughing>"Haha, there's nothing in there!"
>page 7dead general, here comes mike to save it again
>>43849726>QOTT: What is your current job?insect breeder>QOTT2: What is your dream job?the job I have now
Tama editionHappy pride month!Prev: >>43700008>QotTWhat was your best ever GET? I got >>43800000 recentlyFAQ:>Am I bi if I like women and femboys/traps?>Am I bi if there's this one member of the same-sex I'm desiring, but normally I like the opposite sex?>Am I bi if I sexually like both sexes, but only interested in romance with one of them?Yes, sexual attraction to both sexes is bisexuality.>What's the difference between bisexual and pansexual?Only difference is that our flag is prettier.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43860156lol. a simple, predictable cope. You wouldnt believe the life i've lived
I've been settled with my bf for 2 years (bihet relationship) but recently found myself craving the partnership of a trans woman/trans fem. I've asked him and even if he's more submissive/a bit effeminate he has no intentions to ever transition. He's definitely a guy, or mostly a guy. I dated a repressed tgirl once and it was really different (and awful because of the self-hatred and pushing everyone away, especially after sharing with me what she was feeling).Common bi grievance of wishing I'd dated around more before finding The One I guess. Maybe I should be more grateful.
>>43861357beggars can’t be choosers, be happy you’re in a relationship and stop complaining retard
Good evening all
>>43861357Pondering too much about what could have been is just self sabotage. If you are happy with your relationship, I promise that's better than dating around
why are you downvoting a gem
>>43861384They should have never allowed people from the 3rd world to connect to the internet.
>>43861384Ngl i have such massive shits it makes me kinda hate myself. how am i meant to pretend to be a woman after dropping a 5-flush gigalog in the bowl?
>>43861430why do you hate me saar? redeem the poop
I want to see lesbian sex irl
>>43860001lonely thread
is it really that common that trans girls are into armpits?
>>43859378Mhm, i always think of my thing for feet and pits as it being like, i want to love every part of my partners body cause i think every inch of them is beautiful. Also for me my feet and armpits are just the most sensetive areas of my body, getting them kissed drives me wild.I love the feeling of peeing, it feels better than cumming to me and i love the degrading aspect of pissing myself or getting pissed on. And it tastes good!
>>43859446It should taste at most muted from them drinking lots of water or stronger from other fluids. If it tastes sweet get your partner checked for diabetes. Most people are dehydrated with poor diets and that exasperates some part of my monkey brain that says I shouldn't be drinking this. Usually I just do small amounts and let the rest run from my mouth and wash over me.
>>43859893At wordt it can taste rancid but i like when it tastes a lil saltyIve never gotten to piss on someone else before, i rly want to :(
What’s so hot about piss.,, don’t get it
>>43857847never really got it before but now im dating a hairy cis girl and I cant get enough of her natural pheromonesI kind of have a bad sense of smell too but I just love the smell of her sweat so much
W... what's on the side of a tree?>bark :3And what's on... uh... h... how does it feel?>ruff :3What kind of car does a nyanmoder drive?A purr-rari :3*big band music and wild applause*Boymoders... do you have any jokes to submit? Or would you prefer to do some other type of performance? What are your talents? :3c
>>43855580Wow! That's the fastest I've ever seen anyone spin!You deserve this!
>>43856355you deserve this :3
>>43856355oops forgor pic....
>>43856355well anyway gn :3
>>43832224>toymoder
Happy Pride Month.Hundred of Millions will be proud.Far Rightoids will be ashamed.
>>43861402>Far Rightoids will be ashamed.They won't. They'll be pissed off with the public nudity and old, fat, hairy men in speedos twerking in front of kids.
>>43861455if parents don't want their children to see people naked and twerking they shouldn't bring their children to events where people are naked and twerking. it's really funny that you think the impetus is on the rest of society to shelter your children for you.
Harry Potter Edition>QOTTExcited for the upcoming Harry Potter show on HBO?PSA: 1) This gen is for real women (female) only. 2) No bishittery.Discords:>OG Discord: https://pastebin.com/P644WESi>clg2 Discord: https://pastebin.com/1ct1Fcag>clg3 Discord: https://pastebin.com/emrgpWM8Previous threat: >>43762826
>>43860488>I just say some random bullshit and thow it against a wall and see what sticks>That's what people on /a/, /v/, /co/, /tv/, /lit/ and /mu/ anyways and I AM very original, especially when it comes to wasting everyone's time>I demand my opponent to debate me seriously, even though I have no intentions of doing so myselfI accept your surrender.
>>43860551what random bullshit? so far i've said that hp fits the definition of a classic because it's an impactful, relevant, lasting series and regarded as one of the best within its category. are you going to argue that hp isn't impactful? that's right, you're not. because you know it's true.>That's what people on /a/, /v/, /co/, /tv/, /lit/ and /mu/ anyways and I AM very original, especially when it comes to wasting everyone's timewhat. i don't intend to be original.>I demand my opponent to debate me seriouslyi've been laughing at you from the very start. acknowledging that you're a retard seething about hp for personal reasons does not mean i'm demanding you to debate me seriously.
>>43860646I love this post.It's self-defeating on multiple levels.>you're a retard seething about hp for personal reasons heh, as you have said so yourself>makes target demographic borderline psychoticI'm just trying to figure out why HPfags get so defensive, insecure and psychotic when someone does not fall for their bullying, psyoping and gaslighting.>i've been laughing at you from the very startheheThank you, you made my day!
>>43860807once again, zero arguments to refute my claim, which means i'm right and you're wrong. lmao at this retard.
Fried apple pies are coming back by the way! We started sending the trucks out last week, you should start seeing them at McDonald's soon!
Enough dooming. Tell me about the good things that have been going on on your life, no matter how small. Share your wins. Discuss your path towards success.
>>43859020Because laser can be had for a 50 bucks a session nearby in a beauty studio (that my irl tranny acquaintances recommend), and because I am a suitable candidate (dark hair/pale skin). I wouldn't even know where to get electrolysis, and don't see the advantage
>>43860412Makes sense then
I didn't fail any classes this year. Still made no friends but that's a work in progress
i just started a new job that i hate, but money. also boyfriend has been a lot more affectionate & calling me more since i got upset he spent a whole day not wanting to talk to me(ldr). still wanna kms but ive got enough going to stop that for now.
>>43861410>ldrI'm sorry
What is a meaningful, profound observation you have had about the LGBT community that you feel others don't want you to notice and would prefer you ignored and not bring up?
>>43860783>indoctrinate kids into my view of female socialization instead of allowing them to come into it naturally by giving them female puberty
>>43861094female hormones aren't going to induce female socialization you fucking retard, thats the point. it has to be learned from women.
>>43861119if they look like women from a young age they'll be able to find female friends and learn it that way>deny hrtthis is the main issue
>>43861165that doesn't work when 99% of mtfs troon out from not having friends, the greater idea is to push them into a friend circle before transitioning so when they're older they can made a better informed decision. rather than>I want to transition because alice told me the grass was greener and women live on easymode
Gay men should fuck Fujo's/
Are all trannies looksmaxxers?
>>43860941sortaestrogen helped me a lot to look younger and prettier than I looked at 18
>>43860941looksmaxxing: changing the way you look to be treated differently trannifying: changing the gender you look like to be treated differently
If Vivian never transitioned the most powerful man in world wouldn't have had gone on a crusade against Trans people
lol, how disgusted Elon must be when he sees his son's pix.
>>43855860Savage Fenty sounds like something /pol/ would come up with.
>>43857891tbf id also turbotransition if my parents named me that shit
>>43855860>now it will dieIs utterly deranged for a parent to say about their own childI can be an armchair optics expert how vivian should've been more persuasive to elon and win him over or something but honestly someone who would under any circumstance say that about their own kid is a psycho
>>43855860She also could have just named herself Xenia and been less annoying
welp looks like a cut I did in my arm is getting infected (its hot, itchy and some pus is getting out of it) should I go to the hospital or should I just wait till it resolves itself?
>>43860049>>43860122what fuckass places do y'all live where they will send you to ward even though it will make you lose your job and shit??? just for some cuts??? they let me go just cus i told them i had assignments i needed to complete and that i would cut less deep next timei heard someone say that in the states they're legally required to hold you after any suicide attempt??? is that really true???
>>43860886UK probably
>>43860923its pretty hard to get sent to the torture dungeon in the uk compared to us of a. the only person i know who got grippy sock time was genuinely going to kill someone
>>43860583You are incredibly retarded
>>43860049personally ive had a few infected cuts come right on their ownthat said…the other outcome is death or amputation so go to a hospital moron
prev - >>43809751nothing but beer editionqott: do you drink?
>>43859303People here clown on me for liking sbarro:(
>>43859153That’s fair
>>43859153what if u go in the mans toilet and a man raps u...?
>>43859840then atleast I didnt make real women uncomfortable
>>43859364they kinda should
>chronically ill (ndph)>on DIY HRT since 16.5, no real difference 8 months in>family hates me, won't let me get blood panels>6'1", man shoulders, deep ass voice, zero hips>no friends>arms scarred from SHmaxxing
>>43856861Get your own blood work done. Use that as a motivation to work around whatever is preventing you. Many women have broad shoulders. Style yourself to compensate via clothes and adding volume to your hairstyles. Many women also lack porn levels of hips. Find clothes that help accentuate them and use things like hip pads to make them appear larger. These are all things women have been doing for generations and you're experiencing the same barrage of what they go through from watching a commercial to opening a magazine. Please top holding yourself to impossible beauty standards outside of your genetics until you can seek affirming care through things such as plastic surgery.
>>4385686116.5 + 0.8= get off of this website
>>43856861You have to be 18 to use this website.
>>43856861There might be one way...
>>43856861>6'1"how did you reach that height full of estrogen? is your dad a giant?
