Keytars are cool.
>>131616707I want to RAPE this uppity midget.
>>131616707smol ;_;
>>131618294can't believe he's president now
>>131620261Sure, leave it to the Mineapolis midget to make things ugly and gay
>>131616707a rare good OP…https://youtu.be/bOGzKCnNBF4https://youtu.be/9dFJygfa6VI
The Doors? More like THE BORES LMAOOOThe Rolling Stones? More like THE BORING STONES KEEEEKKKOzzfest? More like SNOOZEFEST AMIRITEBoredoms? More like BOREDOMS LOOOOOOLLLL
creedence clearwater revival? more like sneedence pisswater urinal
dio? more like dios mio la creatura
>>131623562kek
beach boys? more like the bitch boys. whiny brian wilson and his sad boy music and girly falsetto amirite?
Led Zeppelin? More like Led ZZZZZZZZZZeppelin *falls asleep*
It was twenty years ago todaySgt. Shitters taught the band to sprayThey’ve been shitting in and out of styleBut they’re guaranteed to leave a mile-long pileSo may I introduce to youThe act you’ve known for all these yearsSgt. Shitters Stinky Fart Club BandWe’re Sgt. Shitters Stinky Fart Club BandWe hope you will enjoy the stenchSgt. Shitters Stinky Fart Club BandSit back and let your asshole clenchSgt. Shitters stinky, Sgt. Shitters stinkySgt. Shitters Stinky Fart Club BandIt’s wonderful to be hereIt’s certainly a thrillComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>good evening m'lady>may I offer you a touch of the 'tism on this fine summers eve?>mayhaps youd like to come back to my abode and persue my extensive collection of low effort beatles threads I samefag because no one bothers engaging in discussion anymore>no? haha, dont worry mlady, ill try again on the morrow
earl sweatshirt and frank ocean >>> tyler
battle of the post-African repetitions
Second judge steps downWill he evade justice again?
>>131613029i wonder who's actually getting canceled though
>>131618091>>131618425>#MeTooit's not 2018 anymore
Minors in the AtticDon’t Wanna Fuck a WomanStatutory Rape in an Elevator Cream On (underage girls)
>>131610320I hate palestinians and jews so fucking much it's unreal
>>131610003>>131610214If he would have OD'd and died after rocks, than he and Aerosmith would probably be remembered as the greatest of all time.
I'm a autistic rapper...hello world
>>131622645Oh, you're a autistic rapper? You punk ass white boy. Come here and tell me that again and I’ll fuck you in the ass, you punk white boy. You fag. You can’t touch me, you’re not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive you bitch. Fuck you, you hoe. Come and say that to my face and I’ll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch. Come on you bitch. You scared coward, you not man enough to fuck with me. You can’t last two minutes in my world bitch. Look at you, all scared now, aren't you hoe? Scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I’ll fuck you till you love me faggot.
bump
hey
You know, sometimes just sitting there without thinking is aight, whether you're practicing zazen meditation or a Winnie the Pooh tribute to humor grandma. I'm gonna tell everyone it's okay.
>COME ON COME ON COME ONNN
>>131617385Seriously is there anything this woman can't do?
>>131617385mine
Sometimes I Sit and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit. [Mom + Pop, 2015]I insist that the most striking advance here is musical, as her Melbourne g-b-d rock out where formerly they strummed her weaker material into oblivion. Not like Nirvana or something--they're nowhere near that galvanic. But they pack the kind of drive and focus that convince the listener every song matters to the people who are playing it, with the singer-songwriter's committed vocals the clincher. I'll concede, however, that song quality per se could have inspired this effect, because these don't quit. Take this casual opener from "Dead Fox," which you'd best believe scans: "Jen insists that we buy organic vegetables and I must admit I was a little sceptical at first a little pesticide can't hurt." Triangulates her culturally--soon we learn that she's always found organic kind of pricey. But what I love most is the half-rhymes that half-link the "vegetables"-"sceptical"-"pesticide" polysyllables before she continues an autobiographical reminiscence based on a road trip through cattle country. That's Barnett's m.o. Formally, her songs are confessional, only they describe her material life and conflicted feelings acutely rather than dreamily, so that the songs occur in and are inflected by a deftly rendered physical and social world. "Dead Fox" isn't even a standout. You want one of those, try "Depreston," in which a house-shopping expedition is stopped dead by a Vietnam snapshot the deceased owner has left behind. Say Barnett is Jens Lekman only folk-grunge not pop. Say she's John Prine as a lesbian boho 40 years his junior from the other side of the globe and maybe tracks. Say she's herself. Hope she remains so. A
>tries to become the face of a genre>kills it>makes Kamala lose the election Many such cases!
>>131623032>Who could it be?Drumpf?
>>131622472Get your ears checked, faggot. She "talk sings" and mumbles in the entire song.
>>131621274And the funniest part she's not even American
Huge red flag if a chick listens to this slag. Basically a guarantee they’re gonna get into a coke habit, if they don’t already have one.
bunda pics?
What is the coolest guitar?
For me, it's the ESP frx
>>131623042Bespoke
SG is also cool in my book if Tony and Angus can make it work. Ones like Flying V and Warlock are the coolest ones but they are a bit too tryhard so they can't be classy at the same time unlike the more polished designs.
The Ibanez/Greco Iceman or BC Rich/Burny/Fernandes/Greco Mockingbird
I still like the shape of the jazzmaster, I don't care how overused and cliche it is at this point, what guitar hasn't been overused other than gimmicky one offs
Thoughts on Laufey (pronounced Lay-Vay)? Favorite albums, songs?
>>131604113This was the first song of hers that I listened to (someone posted it a few years ago in the metal general of all places):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSD_L-xic9o&pp=ygUGTGF1ZmV5I didn't know it was an original song - it sounded like a cover of an old song that I heard before.
>>131622210I hate her. I hate this tiktok quirk chungus retro shit. I hate her annoying dance moves. I hate her self-assured demeanor contrasted with the tacky music. I hate pop music with all the chords converted to sevenths played on jazz instruments. I hate this annoying bitch so much. I'm in love with her.
>>131622179>spit in it daddy. pleeeeaaaseee??
>>131620462this. i think she's a great singer but as a songwriter she's fucking trash
>>131605944retard
Will we ever see an actual Kyuss reunion?
>>131623273Retarded opinion
>>131623273An actual Kyuss reunion would sell huge. It would probably be bigger than Acid Bath getting back together. I honestly dont think they sound that dated. They sound 90s yeah but so do the grunge bands from that era as well
>>131623162>shitty radio rock akin to the Foo FightersYou are retarded
>>131623448foo fighters sounded like fucking green day, don't wanna be your monkey wrench lmfao
>>1316231151. reunions are shit2. kyuss was mid at best
The money you spend on gigs, records and CDs would be better invested in your cash and stocks ISAs. Music is fun but building wealth is important.
>>131622888It will and has.
>>131622163>retard on 4chan trying to tell others how to live their life
>>131622163that's why I don't master my songs:D I ain't paying anyone to "sound good"
I gotta work till the day I die unfortunately. Investing will not save me. The only thing I have going for me is not having children. I don’t buy records or go to shows unless it’s someone my gf wants to see. No debt, college grad, working in my field of study. Fuck the system unironically.
I let my money rot in savings. why? because I cannot be bothered to invest. I simply do not care about money or possessions or my material well being. I work an easy remote job making half what I could be making if I applied myself. I live in near-squalor. I own maybe two outfits. I eat the same low-budget slop meal every day and have for at least a decade. I do not date and actively turn down sex when it is proferred. It makes my boomer parents absolutely seethe. hehe. feels good man.
>>131623454i think she has perhaps the prettiest smile in kpop
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>>131623447unleashing the power of her brown thighs
>>131623453reading a book is not performativeputting on a livestream for the express purpose to show your elevated status by reading a book is performative
>>131623453>>131623461
LISTEN TO ME, BROTHERSLISTEN WELLBROTHERS, WE GOT SOMETHIN' TO TELLYOU CAN'T RUN AROUNDBEIN' A MARRIED MANAND TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS VERY WELLYOU'VE GOTTA KEEP YOURSELF TOGETHERIF YOU DIG ON WHAT YOU GOT
>>131623065this board is too white for this album
Caught in the Act [Motown, 1975]For four cuts--"Wide Open" and the title cut, surrounded by "I'm Ready" and the instrumental "The Bump" (which more than earns its reprise) they make the case for their funk. I already believed but found the argument enjoyable, anyway. For the remainder of the album they make the case for their soul. I'd have been more inclined to believe if they hadn't bothered. B
>>131623065I should have an ironic dice game with my friends next to a wall and put it on TikTok. looks fun
>>131623065the funniest thing i ever saw was a Youtube comment section for "Slippery When Wet" with these black boomers going "man, this was the real Commodores not fuckin' Brick House. that shit was made for white people. you didn't hear that played at black house parties in '77."
>>131623313>white boy in charge of deciding who is funk
Was sinatra the greatest singer in human history?
>>131617135Frank's favorite singer was Perry Como. Dean Martin was better too. Frank's stage presence was the best, but his singing voice was not.
After he hit 40, he sounded like Tom Waits.
>>131617135Yes, just like how Carlinhos was the biggest chupador de cavalos in the globo terrestre
>>131622612or more likely Waits tried to sound like him
>>131617135that's not frank, nigga. tzd.
