>Medieval fantasy setting>Magic is nanomachine tech>Ancient ruin is a crashed spaceship>"The Oracle" is an AI>Gods are original humansPLEASE stop doing this.
>>97352571I can think of only 2 settings that are like this and neither are tabletop games
>>97352571>um, cheesed to meet you?
>>97352571Name 5
>>97352895MATING PRESS
Keep going edition >Previous Heresy: >>97332279>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97352701>>97352758>get raped by snapshots>don't target the unit that can't react anymore, instead target another unit that can rape you with return fireLeast lobotomized Iron Warrior
>>97352868Getting armourbane and 6 dmg each means you only need to get lucky once. Which is why squads of five or more infantry tier melta weapons are still rather effective at hunting light and medium tanks. A local new player build a multi-melta hss in rhino, and a lot of people have been seething about that hss squad destroying their prized kratos tanks. Sure, rolling two sixes that consistently is probably beginners luck, but still.
>>97352839Formations were very hit or missA lot were fine, but the ones people ran were usual degenerate and game breaking.A space marine one let you take librarians and cast on 2+ instead of 4+ for warp charges, Demi-companies giving free transports, and then eldar just had broken stuff.What you don't hear about are the cool ones, like the Chaos one that let possessed get all three melee bonuses when they were near a daemon prince, the detachment with extra boon stacking for chaos lords, the helbrute detachments, or the Kharybdis full of Berserkers that could charge out of deep strike.Then there are the bad ones, like the orks that cost 2kish points to take the decurion naked in a format where 1500-1750 pts was common.
>>97352839>>97352797>>97352653>>97352635Imma say something HIGHLY controversial but ill die on this hill7th ed was peak warhammer 40k, UNTIL! angels of death. Angels of death supplement of 7th ed is when shit went off the fucking rails with 7th ed.
Any edition that does not have True Grit and Purity Above All cannot be "peak"
Pathfinder Card Game 3rd WHEN Edition>>IF YOU ARE ASKING A QUESTION, PLEASE SPECIFY WHICH GAME YOU'RE PLAYING<<Previous Thread: >>97177684/pfg/ (pathfinder 1e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/RSt0rF0T/p2g/ (pathfinder 2e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/1zySxwm3/sfg/ (starfinder) link repository: https://pastebin.com/5yp9s2U3/pacg/ (Pathfinder Adventure Card Game) link repository: https://pastebin.com/wsNmzCMR>>CHECK THE SHARE THREAD FOR MISSING MATERIALS<<>tq: How do you read about updates for the game? Do you read the source material or just let some e-celeb yawn on about whatever garbage they want to spin?
>>97348048Not really. Most character sheets don't remind you about nicher options like race customisation, archetypes or mythic paths.
>gm wants to port an old 1e game to either 2e or savage worlds pfI have the feeling, because years ago I tried, this is going to suck. It's been years since I checked 2e but I don't think a lightning fist, metal skinned, super fast (120ft/move), super jump high and far, trip monster with 8 AoO human monk with almost no magic items (because GM doesn't use them) can be replicated in any of those games. I dunno why he doesn't just make a new game with a new plot
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>>97275622Just mod the game so until it's not shit huh? What a familiar defense that for some reason isn't okay when it's applied to DnD 5e but gets belted out all the time by Paizodrones.
>>973528255e has nothing to mod out PF2e has a plethora of shit options to deny. Same problem as its been since D&D 2e or did you always have Psionics at your table? The book of weaboo fightan magic? Give me a break faggot
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>>97352700>I should just start an OnlyFans...
>>97352700>>97352819You mean Only Fiends
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>>97352242They look nice anon! But i very confused why you proonted bases for what looks like og minis?>he even drilled the melta gunmuh dick
>>97352714I prefer bigger bases they just look .These come with 1” bases, and that’s pretty much the only reason. What about the barrel is it not supposed to be drilled ?
>>97349443what's the size anon?I always wanted to paint busts but I don't know what sizes to give them>Too small and I enter a different miniature painting domain with more glasses and less forgiving mistakes/harder to correct>Too big and my resin dealer gets a hearth attack or spike up the price a lotWhat's the sweetspot, in your opinion lads?
>>973528811:10 scale. Pretty standard bust size. the step down is like 75mm.my recommendation is to just find ones you like and give it a try and then see the options that are available. Busts: 1:10 is good (often the only option outside of 3d prints), and 75mm for full body figures.
He is basically the antichrist.
>>97349425All the Emperor did was demand people swear total allegiance to him, unquestioningly obey his every command to the letter, and refer to him as the master of mankind beloved by all. It’s totally different from being worshipped as a god!
Gods, Realm of Chaos giving the Emperor a backstory as an immortal super-psyker from the Stone Age was so STUPID.
>>97349107I'd say he's closer to Lucifer than the Anti-Christ; he once loved God before ultimately losing his faith and turned in a misguided attempt to further what He represented thinking he could do a better job. His Golden Throne is made to resemble the Morning Star, which he literally is as the Astronomican.>>97349416No, the Emperor was one of Jesus's disciples and was also Saint George; it'd be kind of hard of him to pass himself off as other people if he was the head figure of the flock and stuck with it for so long.That being said, the Emps being ex-Christian makes the fact the Horus Heresy happened all the more ironic as Horus ended up repeating his footsteps.
>>97352456>>97349107To add to this, he was a literal saint, making him one of God's most treasured individuals, just like Horus was the Emperor's favored son.
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>>97352648Absolute trash, what the fuck?
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What's up with the big crossbow in the State Missile Trooper box? I thought maybe it was a crank or something to load the crossbow, but looking at it more it looks like a multishoot crossbow of something.
>>97352760Doesn’t Uber mean like superior or upper/above in German? It’s in the mountain pass right? It probably means something like “above the river reik”
>>97352785Sounds miserable, but it looks great and surely the effort makes it that much sweeter in the end. I don't have the patience for that so I just hand draw a reference pic in crayon and give it to my wife, then she creates a digital version on her computer and prints it for me.
>>97352873Thanks! Very cool looking trio as well, I quite like the metal/mud contrast. I usually also do something like this, but in this case specifically I ended up having to work with this dark elf plastic banner. It's a fun challenge if nothing else.
>>97352873Those remind me of the models I saw as a kid at a local convention. My grandpa bought them for me and that is when my fascination with Warhammer began. Nicely done, anon
Why dont people complain about Stormcast any more?
>>97350703Everything Games Workshop has put out for years has been "Wow, a couple of those minis are kind of neat...I'm never playing with those rules though"
>>97351082That's how it's always been
>>97350702I still think they look bad. When compared to every other AoS line, they're very lackluster and uninspired.
>>97302988The new slimmed down models actually look like decent fantasy paladins and are entirely serviceable, with some even possessing hints of SOVL, so there's not much to write home about. Thankfully the era of those embarrassing sigmarine monstrosities is long over.
>>97349770>t.nogames
What can you do to make bandit encounters more immersive and interesting than the old ambush-fight shtick?
>>97349486The bandits aren't as vicious as rumoured and have their own goals and problems. The bandits are arguing amongst themselves about an internal matter (breach of their code, missing gold, etc) and draft PCs in as neutral arbiters/jury (in return for letting them go unharmed)Bandits are already dealing with a third partyBandits are hunting a monster (even though they're bad guys they don't want a chaos spawn roaming the woods)Bandits are awkwardly babysitting a missing child: they don't hurt kids usually and don't know how to get this one home without endangering themselvesBandits are actually religious adherents demanding tithe with force: they've been misled by a devil masquerading as a saintBandits are scavengers who lure a large monster towards travellers and then gather dropped treasure from those who flee (or the dead)Bandit has a personal link to a PC (works well with veterans)Bandits aren't ambushers: they've taken over a mountain pass keep or fortified bridge. It'd be a siege to drive them out.
>>97349638>>97350461Either that or an over the top villain that mocks them Dr. Evil style
>>97349486Hire hungry samurai.
>>97349486I'm assuming Generic Medieval Setting (TM) here. >The party come across the ransacked caravan. Throats cut, boxes broken open, and a hasty trail leading off in the forest nearby. You listen closely to hear laughter and lots of noise which means lots of men.>The GM hands the party's scout a note. 'You see them well before they can spot you. Six men you count. Spears and crossbows. Poorly hidden behind the birch trees up ahead.' And let the party ambush the ambushers>You round the bend to see a large log blocking the trail/road. Near the log are three men dressed in haphazard armor. They are in the process of hanging the third of three men from a nearby tree. (The men doing the hanging are the Reeve and his company. The hanging men are bandits)> A beggar on the road with a sickly boy. He'll ask for more than the party are willing to give. He'll hold the party up with a shaky hand and crossbow after the party refuse to give more.>The bandits are the government. You've reached a toll bridge. The footmen demand silver. If you give it too earnestly, they'll also demand to search the goods for "contraband". One of the footmen says he'll wave the fee if the pretty woman gives him a good kiss (something slimy will get everyone prickly). They'll ask for a donation to "ignore" the "contraband" they found among you. (optional twist: you notice that the waffenrock they are wearing are a little too dirty and a little too bloody. They aren't the baron's men after all.. just pretending to be!)>>97352593Solid ideas here.
>>97349486It's not an ambush. These bandits are confident. This is their highway, or their bridge, or something else of that nature. They're here to collect their toll, and they're not above beating it out of you.
Thread title.Did anyone actually use them? I picked them up for like, $5 at a church sale recently. I'm curious if they're
>>97335217>I remember being 13-14 and having a massive horny crush on AmazonI feel ya, brother
This existed?
>>97342708no OP is making it up to fool you. Specifially you.
>>97342714This, whole thread is just AI and bots. Sorry man, I was just joking, didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings.
>>97316123The affix system is actually pretty good and a lot of fun to use in tabletop. I couldn't care less about the rest, but finding a Serpent's Sword of the Stars is a lot cooler than getting a +2 Sword.
Dead Good Edition>Previously, in the Mortal Realms>>97335819 >Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I got play Cursed Kernel in PtG the other day and it's fucking fun.It's just footie. The fucking English bastards made me play soccer. My Ogors kicked that goddamn seed 18" and that ultimately put me into position to win the fight.It was sum faking goal to be sure.
>>97349064>>97350044fuckkk an OBR ogor alliance where they team to take down a fyreslayer stronghold would be kino as shit imo
>>97352786I bought because I liked the models but I found them pretty easy to play in spearhead
>>97351434I get why people dislike it but the "once per turn (army)" stuff is there to discourage people from taking multiple of a unit and not have constant spam lists. They can definitely get away with not having that for weaker effects but I'm not sure how else they can write the rules to minimize that kind of thing from happening, since they clearly aren't interested in hotfixing with active regular updates to rules. The other option would be 40k's "rule of 3" which I don't love either because while spam lists suck, 3 unit max is too limiting and you can have more than 3 low points units and not have it be a spam list.
>>97351916>wow, people really love gotrek and felix we've gotta do more with this slayer concept.>lets make a whole faction that' just slayers, people will eat that shit upGW found out the hard way that there are concepts that work well and are cool for characters, that dont' work for entire factions. A unit of slayers can be cool, there's nothing cool about an army that's only naked dwarves. Berserkers are cool when you contrast them to dudes wearing heavy armor. When it's all just berserkers with no armor, they all look weak and lame.
First Order of the Stick of the new year is up.
>>97347329https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1331.htmlDoes this count?Otherwise:https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1307.htmlWhere they talk about the differences between baleful polymorph and the normal polymorph spell.The battle with Calder hasn't been that long ago, only a year.
>>97349158we are entering the punished Belkar arc
>>97350564*for another month
>>97351983Thread's been up for about four days now? Odds are good the next page will appear sometime between 2-5 weeks after the last one, so it's probably way too soon still even if we wait around another week.
>>97350564>implying
I need a new GOOD fantasy race to base a campaign region around.
>>97335906Mythical beings, neat.
>>97335858Ents/Dryads
>>97335858The Isle of Dogs.
>>97352608I love dogs too
>>97335858nothing says fantasy setting like robotsjust ask chrono trigger!
>30 years>bestselling book series of all time>world's most famous fantasy setting>still no (official) tabletop RPGlolwut
>>97349218The KKK also hated catholics which most German immigrants were.
>>97351637Idk the impression I got from Malfoy (until book 5 at least) was more that his family just said a bunch of things and the kid picked it up more than he actually meant anything. The little perspective you do get on him usually isn't making him out to be quite so racist all the time but perhaps maybe Rowling was just surprisingly subtle over it.
>strikethroughHello tourist Welcome to where the magic happens
>>97348918>>for hundreds and hundreds of years until muggles invented modern plumbing in the 1800s, wizards simply shat themselves in public and apparated it away, paying no mind to the smells and sounds made as they shart themselves until all the fecal matter was expelled>What? Is this real? Lmaoyes, it's unironically canon that that wizards shat themselves in public https://x.com/wizardingworld/status/1081242428105998336It's exactly as canon as Dumbledore being gay, both were revealed by Rowling via lore exposition tweets for some godforsaken reason
>>97344959>Rowling is a really fucking solid worldbuilder. Hogwarts is consistent with its locales and characters. and magic has actual RULES, which is something people always complain about when it comes to magic.Are you from the fucking bizarro world?
