>>97170215
Red Wizards need a battleforce. And I need to finish my Red Wizard skirmish team I was working in for Frostgrave.

>>97171002
OP here. Not the biggest expert on Thay, but if you wanna try and brainstorm it, I'll certainly help out as best I can!

>>97171002
>>97171037
Alright, after a moment to actually think to myself... The Red Wizard army would most obviously resemble an Empire army, but trading out the artillery for increased magic, monsters, and demihumans. I'm sure a big Red Wizard fan like yourself can think of plenty of options, but I can personally remember that orcs, neo-orogs and gnolls are pretty major parts of Thayan society and heavily feature in its military alongside its human slave-soldiers.

I also seem to remember something about a female knighthood mounted on black unicorns...?

Obvious army rule; "Magocracy". You MUST include a Zulkir or a Red Wizard to designate as your Army General.

Zulkirs and Red Wizards, stats-wise, are basically the Imperial Wizard Lord and Battle Wizard respectively, but with more monstrous steed options. Maybe also create custom schools of magic to represent D&D's iconic eight schools; Abjurations, Conjuration, Divination, Enchantment, Evocation, Illusion, Necromancy, and Transmutation. Red Wizards actually mesh really well with the Warhammer general rule of "Wizards can only use 1 Lore of Magic at a time", since Red Wizards are *supposed* to be Specialists.

Optional heroes... well, the Human Slave-Captain, literally just a copy-pasted Empire Captain, is an obvious one.

Core Units:
> Human Slave-Soldiers (use Imperial Archers, Spearmen, and Swordsmen)
>Orcs (S4, T4, but more expensive)

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>>97170215
This was a thing in the first edition.
Try playing games first.

>>97170523
>umberhulk, duergar and drow thralls/fodder
these are elite thralls and slaves, the fodder is the other races

>>97169906
name of the game?

>>97169906
Please tell me it's an insanely retarded d20 system and not some 3d6

>>97164553
Oh didn't even think of that. Thank you.

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>>97167471
Oh, that makes sense, and are very valid reasons. I kept seeing it recommended, and it's not like I dislike it, but when skimming through it seemed like any other osr-kinda game, but with mallards. But I see why people keep recommending it then

>>97166745
Thank you.
I was trying 2d6 dungeon and I died at lvl2. It is fun but lack of dept, it is very random and doesn't have much room for actual "roleplay". Still fun though.

>>97172148
Kek, how long has it been since legion anon posted, i hope he likes HoH.

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>>97172148
To ever think I would miss him

>>97172163
I don't think I've seen his posts since 2e. I do hope he's happy with the Helsmiths.

>>97172181
On a similar note I wonder if the soonposter would be happy with settra back. How long can a bot like that go on without any human input you think?

>>97172198
it's running on a raspberry pi sitting in a corner of his parent's garage they never look at. It'll end when they kick the bucket presuming the new homeowners notice it but I doubt it

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>>96935804
i like this wasp

>>97144735
I like the concept but can you post some references so I can get a better idea of what you want like these dudes
>>97165469
>>97094229
hero forge looks god awful to me and it's difficult for me to get an idea from it

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Requesting an Admech npc from my 40K campaign. Very devout and proselytizing (especially regarding augmetics) but the players have to deal with it because its the all they have to refer to for tech need in their Inquisition retinue.
I'd say that some key points are
>head is a chromed out skull, with glowing/techie bits+the symbol of the mechanicus on the top right etched into it
>the head is encased in glass, remininscing of this real life saint relic
Otherwise, he wears fairly standard red tech priest robe and has the usual augmetics, mecha-tendrites ect, i'm leaving that up to you, same for the pose. I can put more details if needed of course but I figured its better to leave stuff open beyond the key idea
Can also just be a portrait really, I mostly want a visual for the skull in glass concept.

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>>96935804
Requesting an white Euro-centric imperial colonizer and his colonized ethnic non-white wife. Inb4 the white malexnon-white female fetish jokes. This is for a fantasy story I'm helping write for a buddy of mine.

The image can just be both the white Imperial and his ethnic waifu sitting, but the woman is sitting on his lap. And the Imperial has his arms wrapped around her embracingly, maybe his chin resting on her shoulder as he's embracing holding her.

You're welcome to make the white Imperial either an older man in his 30s or a young lad who's 18 or still in his early 20s. But preferably, the ethnic non-white woman is the youngest younger one 18 yrs old.

Pic related. bottom or the right for reference to the colonized ethnic waifu.

>>97171098
Faun Witch OR here. Sure, I'll see if i can dig up some good reference pics when i get back home.

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only wall.

>>97170400
>Paying money to play games
Sorry, I've got both friends and just fellow players to play with, can't relate with your misery

>>97171654
>>Press photos have unpainted models
they probably couldn't find 2 fully painted armies in the entire event. Shit's grim. Catering to the mtg audience was a mistake.

>>97171065
If the mall is dying, then the LGS itself is safe - they won't hike up their rent or try anything with them, because at least they are providing SOME money, rather than leaving the place entirely. Of course if it's a proper, huge mall, there is always the risk of the whole structure going down, but hey, large malls are dying since the '08 financial crisis and it's a wonder they are still operating at all.
Consider this:
The only LGS in my city is in a 90s strip-mall, but because they are the main provider despite only taking 1/6th of the whole place and stick there for past 21 years, they are in no danger. The only other more stable one is an old flowery shop, but the lady running it is in her 60s and considers retiring, so that leaves the LGS the main earner. Every other 4 slots change their operation every 2-3 years, but there is a good chance that the current pizza place will stuck there, given their main operation is delivery and they turned their part of the mall into just huge oven, with a single four-seat table crammed by the counter (the bare minimum needed by law to operate as a restaurant). They opened in the middle of covid and survived that, so either they are making enough money, or it's a good laundry operation.
Anyway, because the LGS is treated favourably, they can actually afford their space, having two large tables for minis and three sound-proofed "table with 6 seats" gaming rooms. All of this is for rent, but the rent is cheap and they also run a voucher system of their own, where you basically buy a pass and fill the schedule if you want to. It's probably earning them more than their sales, and I know only one GM that actually gets the value of his voucher fee back in terms of games run vs. the actual pricetag. But it's still pocket change in the long run, so all the randoms that need a gaming place just go there, get locked in a sound-proofed room and are ignored until their time is over.

Thanks for reading my blog, I guess

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>>97170400
>>97172144
I've got a spare room where I can play with myself
>If the mall is dying, then the LGS itself is safe - they won't hike up their rent or try anything with them
Why so naïve?

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>97099629
Enough time has passed since the first attempt. I'm going to try again. Someone has to get a 20 eventually.

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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>97099629
How many corpses now litter the (marital) sea-bed? How many brave sailors lost to the depths?

Yar, there may yet be one more to stoke yon harlot's maidenhood!

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>>97137879
Shameless selfbump.

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>>97162187
Late answer, but yes.

Hmmm more control.... more detailed sex mechanics.
Could roll 4 6-sided dice for 5,6,7,8 inches and it plays like blackjack where it's on you if you overshoot and accidentally hit the cervix.
The first roll representing the entrance could be an exception so you don't go 5 inches all in one go. 6-sided dices are the most common.
Then we go into the thrusts which I'll explain a bit later.

Then each girl could have her own UI/chart/page like a miniature snakes & ladders. This is in order to add more personality to each girl with red, blue, green, purple boards, it would basically be its own map, but special in a way with each girl having her own options/buttons to press/rules to roll for. A combination of map + biography. A more advanced decision making game than just "bookworm wants you to shut up during bed or say something intelligent at least"

I think Megaman Battle Network might have a combat map system for this, I wonder if /tg/ made one, surely they made one. That game could easily be a turn-based battleship game just like pokemon mystery dungeon that's inspired from another game that's not real-time combat, just like heroes of might and magic.


Now the thrusting system can be arbitrary or mathematical AND compounded. Arbitrary meaning there's no math involved and math well it's math. Compounded meaning combinations of words/actions like burst thrusts: sudden successive thrusts followed by break in between. Arbitrary would mean you give 1 whole action its separate category and points and rolls without caring how it combines. If you use compounded then you can create a logical "comprehensive" list for the bigbrains who know how to combine magic types // thrusting types together.
Like all magic systems/chemistry systems the challenge is making the reactions interesting and the conditions not require a NASA degree.

Thoughts on this campaign idea?
Its set in the ultra left corpo states of canada, and pretty much a group of canuk nationalists have hired the party to intercept a shipment of real maple syrup (now extremely rare due to forest fires destroying most maple trees in quebec) and rob it in order to fund the group.

>>97167902
Boomer is the term for a rampant / malfunctioning Voomer
Voomers are basically designer cyborgs: vat grown biotech fused with cybernetics intended to be a slave race

It's been forever since I've read/watched bubblegum crisis, so I may be a bit inaccurate there

>The Cyberpunk future is mobile and disposable. A computer society makes it easy for people to live like campers all the time. All of ones' entertainment is accessible with handheld devices. One could live off of fast food. Clothing can be worn until it disintegrates, and then new ones purchased. And like the cowboys of the Old West, most people carry their lives on their backs — miniaturized sleeping, eating and entertainment components crammed into carryalls and the back seats of cars. The stuff one carries around is known in Streetslang as an outfit, and most of it is crammed into a shoulder bag or duffel pack.

I mean this whole section makes it sound romantic and all but doesn't this mean that I'm playing a fucking homeless person? Cyberpunks live on the Edge and die for what they believe in and get all the cool tech but they seem to be just hobos.

>>97172171
Think of it more as though you're playing as a prepper who has a "bug out bag" just it case shit hits the fan.

>>97172190
*just in case

That's what I get for phoneposting.

>>97171965
can fight physically with a balrog, casts spells like a wizard and has some divine powers that those are due to his angelic nature, not a class. Not a cleric.

>>97169530
this. Alignment is one of the main reasons D&D is a game for children and leftists. Everyone is of the same "alignment" in LOTR, since there is no intrinsic force of good or evil in Middle Earth. Why list Boromir as LN, because he had a moment of weakness against the ring? That just made him weaker of will than Aragorn, not less "good".

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>>97172088
>agrees with me
>starts alignment fagging
IT'S INFECTIOUS AND IT'S SPREADING

>>97172088
>there is no intrinsic force of good or evil in Middle Earth.
what?

>>97172088
>since there is no intrinsic force of good or evil in Middle Earth.
nigga you ignant

>>97171339
>>97171388
I'm more questioning how well constructed or exploitable his stat bock is rules as written or I've missed some aspect of his capabilities. He and Zariel are both in Descent Into Avernus at CR 24 and 26 and the difference in their power and the ability of a well-equipped party to threaten them seems massive.

I get why Tasha's summoning spells are the way that they are but they suck for the most part and I'm just gonna waste the DMs time until I can find the stat block for the creature I'm gonna summon

>>97140444
>TQ

Occultist, specifically because it's a homebrew class I'm working on

>>97141917
They added some new subclasses to 5.5e so it'll probably be some time before the 5e subclasses make a return
With the way summoning spells work now I can see Druid Shepherd and Conjuration Wizard getting an overhaul to balance out the lack of fun

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>>97171843
most intelligent thing you've said, anon

How to deal with a sorc who constantly uses subtle spell + suggestion to bulldoze through conversations? Just throw more npcs into the mix, since he can't do suggestion on all of them at the same time? But then what happens when he gets mass suggestion?

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>>97171224
it's genuinely one of my favourite flicks. just good swashbuckling fun. i've never read the book, but the film is worth a watch if you're fine with old/black-and-white movies.

also, Olivia de Havilland only died a few years ago. the love interest in a 1935 Errol Flynn film, and she was around for 9/11, smartphones, and the Covid-19 pandemic. dafuq.

>>97169925
It works. Try it. Close one eye while walking around in the light and as soon as you step into a dark room switch. You’ll have ready night vision in the formerly closed eye and the other will get there in a few seconds.

Sort of useful in very niche situations. But ultimately you’d just take the patch off because it’s pointless going from dark to light.

Also it can seriously fuck with your balance switching back and forth. I gave myself some temporary vertigo doing that one Halloween and just about threw up after wearing it for 2 hours then taking it off in an emergency.

>>97169973
Correct.

Every ability you “give” the player implies numerous actions forbidden. 3.5 did well enough by handing out so many feats that you could pretty much turn a fighter or rogue into any competent non-magic skillset in just a few levels while still managing the balance. But it’s hours of flipping through pages that could have been an easy “yeah, that makes sense, do that.”

>>97170501
>no fighting aboard the ship, save it for shore but must be with weapons
Good rule, still let's them get their shit out of they genuinely feel offended but putting a barrier of entry on top forces them to not be stupid with it

>>97171075
Like most rules, it only takes one time for it to become a problem requiring addressing

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>>97169793

>itt: kissless virgins inventing reasons why they will die that way. while other kissless virgins are telling tall tales about their trad families

>>97172110
This
Nobody here actually has the social ability to talk to a girl, let alone have a kid with one

>>97169793
It's surprisingly difficult to teach two toddlers DnD. But my wife and I have played more ttrpgs and tcgs than I can count.

>>97170151
>Missing the point this badly
Stay mad, I guess?

>>97158088
I think he's talking about how you can't upload pdfs anymore

>>97150719
why do nu-warhammer trannies hate old warhammer players on 4chan so much

>>97160136
Generational angst

Bump

>>97167182
Belping

>>97171633
Yeah, go on then. Best post the first part though, as 90% of 4/chan posters were in primary school five years ago, the other 10% can't remember where they left their glasses this morning, let alone a story they might have read half a decade ago. Take your time though, I have to find my glasses.

>>97171633
Traditional games?

>>97171633
yes

>>97171633
No.

>>97171633
Same here anon. Finishing one I mean but it took me 4 years. Where you doing yours part time or was it just >100k words?

>>97162396
It insists upon itself

>>97169283
Have you ever even played WHFB?

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>>97163436
>Ass of Smegma was the gem CA was REALLY after, but they were FORCED to make a 40k game first!
The funniest part is you actually believe this.

>>97169283
>rules are for the most part a better system than WHFB
The rules are nothing alike you fake grog millennial faggot cůck.

>>97163348
Not as retarded as the people making TOW 40k.