Latinas are taking over Hollywood
All the latinas irl are so fucking fat nowadays I'm starting to believe these actually are the most attractive ones they can find to put on tv
My beloved
>>217321389DELETE THIS
My beloved.Breaker of repression (because of how depraved she inspires my goon sessions to be).Record holder (for how long I've gooned to clothed pictures of one woman).Milker of precum (Jenna makes me leak like a faucet).Murderer of sperm (cause Jenna makes me blow gallons, billions must die).
>>217324317sorry guys i got too horny and forgot my picture of Jenna haha
A Natalie Portman popstar movie makes you think kino. You would be incorrect.
They should have just got one actor who was like 18 to play the 14 year old then just use makeup to make her look older.
>>217322614I thought the acting was great, the writing, direction, and editing needed a lot of work. Also the movie skips over almost entirely how creepy it is that she stayed with the manager that got her teenage self preggers.
Joke's on you, I always think kino.
It's like a shitty version of Anora.
AYY I'M GLORIFYIN CRIMINALS OVA HERE
yeah, but he does that pretty well. his movies are kinos
Piracy is surging… the fuck going on?
Glad to be leading the charge on this.I’ve tried juggling streaming services, and many of the (older) films I want to watch aren’t even available. I just don’t care anymore. I can pirate a film in 10 seconds and just be done with it.
Streaming services have fragmentedTHE CUSTOMER EXPERIENCE SUCKSIf I had every streaming service on Earth for free I would STILL pirate, because it's a superior experience
>>217323979You don't see why because you have a boomer mindset. Non-boomers recognize that it's pointless to hoard something you're only going to watch once.
>>217321593Very true. The fact that someone can count on one finger the amount of ACTUAL good TV shows, shows that it is not a good format for good storytelling. Garbage medium.
>>217321741>2 TB hard drivesAre you using them as RAID or something?
The world was a cooler place when we were allowed to have retards on tv.
>>217322926
>>217322926now all the retards just write the scripts
>>217322926"Can't you die already"
>>217322926wwow what a great audience.
>>217323010they fucked btw
he was raped
>get promised a forbidden relationship between sexy female teacher and her student>student is an 18 year old boyyawn
>>217323045More
How do they get her?
>>217323610He's 17 at the beginning, though I'm sure that's still not edgy enough for you
>>217324265It isnt.
In retrospect, why did millennials and older just laugh at working class people losing their jobs because South Park had a guy say it in a funny accent?
>>217323925In retrospect, Maduro stole hundreds of millions of dollars from brown people and killed thousands more, so I can understand why a lot of people like him
>>217323925>N-no I'm totally one of you guys!>But seriously anyone else hate hecking capitalism?!
People will look at this and make excuses. They simply can't grasp reality or that it is going to affect them. Hey idiots, the rest of these people are going to kill you. Sooner than later.
>>217318287You have never worked with a Mexican in your life.
>>217318342yes thats the fun part, ai is going to fuck them all
Now we only need to know who'll be the Bond
you are hired to fix only season 8,what would you do ?
>>217324008>but you'd have to make sure Jon being a Targaryen actually means somethingWhy
>>217322556restart at season 2
>either Theon or Jamie kills the Night King >rather than turn evil, Dany removes the stick up her ass because she loves Jon>Cersei dies aloneReally as simple as that.
>>217324008>>217324150pure kino>>217324200because otherwise wtf is the point?>>217324123this but actually Dany forces me to eat her asshole while Sansa punches me in the balls
>>217323840KINO
Did she deserve it?
>>217321256>Can you name some movies that do Cowboy stories “right?”The Wild BunchI don't malign >>217318915's theory or even think it's farfetched in general but I don't believe it's a conscious thing on the part of the Coen brothers, A Serious Man makes it seemingly pretty clear in what esteem they hold their own people (Jews).If anything Buster Scruggs' portrayal of the west that he describes, whatever accuracy he might have, might just be something they can't help as part of their innate Jewey neuroses (also lambasted in A Serious Man).
>>217323896>whatever accuracy he might haveHe doesn't have any accuracy, as we've seen in this thread he hasn't even watched Buster Scruggs. There's nothing subversive in the movie and it's in fact very faithful to the "spirit" of the West. I grew up on Bonanza. On Rawhide. They were always on at my grandparent's house up in Wisconsin. Good dairy land, up there. Between that and visiting them in Ajo every summer, I grew well-acquainted with the sort of world that Westerns often explored. The stark and at times "senseless" violence of Westerns is core to what I'd describe as the very essence of American storytelling, which is "American Realism." To make it short, American Realism was a 19th century movement that depicts contemporary people going about their lives, without romanticism or embellishment. While many of these stories can be fantastical, as some lives are, more of them were rough and desperate people trying to make do with what life offered them.Where am I going with this? I don't know anymore, anon - I think I'm just reminiscing on the days I'd sit on a hill overlooking the tall grass and cornfields, listening to little else but the wind going through the stalks. Life can be terrible, but life is also beautiful. It's about appreciating both of those things that make it worth living. It's why "Panshot" is probably my favorite story in Buster Scruggs, because it's about this poor dumb kid that gets pulled around by the whims of fate, often to absurd ends, before finally making peace with being a "doomed" man and standing at the gallows, calm and comfortable. He looks at a beautiful woman in the crowd, smiles, and then the bag is put over his head for execution. That to me is a quintessential Western story.I hope you have a lovely night.
It doesn't matter if she deserved it. what matters is that it happened. and that's the real lesson
>>217318809Who's that?
>>217320260>It’s always fun seeing BOBS on /tv/ because you get people who insist they know Americana but cringe when the story ends poorly. Do you know what “riding off into the sunset” is meant to represent? The cowboy fading away. His work is done, he can die. Cowboy stories are sad stories, I remember watching old movies with my grandparents and half the movies end with the cowboy riding away while a kid or woman begs for them to come back.Retard, this literally only happens in Shane and nowhere else. Have you considered that your demented grandparents just played it every single day.
wrist grabsPrevious thread >>217251060Charts:Older dramas chart: imgur.com/a/YanckySTorrents:Shows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKHMovies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw
>>217324102yeah hindu faggot. why do you eat shit and gangrape so much you nasty little shit goblins.
Why is he bullying jeets now
>does everyone hate me because I've obsessively spammed /kdg/ to death hundreds of times for over a year?>no, that's impossible >it must be one hindu out to get me!holy moses
>>217324296It's been at least 2 years now!
>>217324103>>217324258theyre all weird little rapists and perverts. hindus try to assume the role of others but IRL they weigh 130 lbs soaking weight with the grip strength of a middle schooler. cant have a sincere thread with hindu creeps lurking around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=399Ez7WHK5s
It's just weird to me because they assume I've been following the heap crap they've put out over the years. So I imagine this is a huge fucking gamble for them. Are they going to take what worked and people liked and pretend the rest didn't happened? *cough marvels, iron heart, etc, etc. cough*
>>217322166>I find it hard to believe Doom is so powerful...that's the hardest part of the whole thingwithout any previous exposure to the character, he will need to demonstrate, in the movie, why/how Doctor Doom is so powerfulthat was the big mistake with Kang in that Ant Man movie. he shows up, and you're supposed to be scared of him, but they did nothing to demonstrate it (or... very little)even if he just starts murdering heroes, we need to know why he's doing it, not just to demonstrate "oh no, look at him go with laser blasts or whatever!"
>>217323534tbf they did that with Thanos too, how many movies did it take for him to get up from his chair? But that was when the mcu had the Midas' touch.
>>217323534Wanda should be the main villian going forward, a reason for the X men to be invlolved plus she can warp reality. Doom is more a mid level villian that uses magic and science to fight the fantastic 4.
>>217316004>i've lost everyone that matters to megetting old of hearing this line, think they have someone say it in every movie
>Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson is considered a trailblazer of two industries based on the numerous strides he's made in pro wrestling and Hollywood. In a recent social media post, Johnson revealed that the Guinness Book of World Records has now recognized two more of his impressive achievements. Taking to X, Johnson revealed that the Guinness Book of World Records has confirmed the veteran pro wrestler as both the "Most Followed Actor on TikTok" and the "Most Followed American Man in the World."
>>217324259More people follow The Rock than Elon Musk or Donald Trump?
>>217324259Dwayne "The Zest" Johnson more like
>>217324259Was never as likable as when he was a wrestler. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ub2phcFM0w
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>>217323612The joke could almost work if you cut out the women stuff.
you guys are seething for no reasonit was a very tame joke about how he's old
>>217323567>Unfunny kike twat kvetching about sexism Into the oven you go, bitch.
Women REALLY hate that they hit the wall at 25 lmao
>>217323567QUITELITERALLYWHO
GIWTWM with my blue cat alien family
>>217324257>you WILL marry the tradwife catgirl>you WILL have many children>you WILL be strong and capable and protect your family>you WILL hunt and fish and eat good, wholesome food>you WILL live in a community of likeminded friends and neighbors who share your values and beliefs>and you WILL be happy
btw Kiri is much hotter than Neyfiri
