As of this moment i'm reopening the Sip-Files
>>217402237nvm I googled it and it's season 1 "Eve"
>hitting on a married manwhat is her problem?
>saved because they can taste the difference between diet coke and regular coke
>>217402306something only fat people know
>>217402304They were on 190 episodes together. Thats longer than most marriages
Is this the most accurate depiction of a "devout" christcúck in television and film history?
>>217401439No>>217401643And where are these pagans nowOh wait nvm
>>217401716you must be joking if you think christian america opposes israel in any way, shape or form lmao
>>217402061>gloating about jewish victorylol golem
>>217401716tattoos are idolatry and therefore sin
>>217402061you're talking to them asshole
Up to this point of the film The Force Awakens was decent (not great but decent)>Finn and Poe have a good set up for their characters >movie has some mystery with Luke’s star map to a hidden planet >Finn and Poe are poised to become a “Buddy cop” type movie but in space Every after they are separated is garbage and the entire Disney Star Wars never recovers I’m not even sure what the point of the map was at this point . Did Luke make it ? Why ? Was the planet supposed to be some big secret ? It wasn’t a particularly interesting planet
I shift + clicked your thread because.. well, i think you know why
Why does left not work but right does?I guess she is a natural blonde so it looks uncanny
>>217403275nope
>>217403240they want you to forget that women have beautiful natural curves and aren't all googly eyed sheboons with shower caps instead of hair
>sunglasses are clear red instead of mirrored orangeThat's why. Also it is common knowledge and clear from the models that Classic Lara has Latin features. At least for a somebody who grew up with the classics, it doesn't work
I like left just fine
>>217394070Sophie looks stiff like some OF cosplayer while angelina is actually channeling Lara. giving left bigger tips might alleviate how it looks but sophie is a meh actress
The Bone Temple is a kino Gnostic movie. Think about it. Samson is like Adam (he's even named after a Biblical figure), he's brought out of a state of nature into a state of humanity by Dr. Ian Kelson who gives him a "fruit" (anti-psychotic medication in the film) that lifts the veil from his eyes and suddenly he has knowledge of what he really is. Dr. Ian Kelson is even called Satan in the movie, just like the serpent in the garden was. But he also is sacrificed, similar to Jesus. Jesus and the serpent are one and the same in Gnostic myth. Samson also reminds me a lot of Enkidu in the Epic of Gilgamesh. He even looks like Enkidu (and anyone with knowledge of history knows that the Epic of Gilgamesh inspired the Book of Genesis since Enkidu = Adam).
>>217403218>he doesn't want fiennes' bwcFine more for me
>>217402748The entirety of bone temple is weakly written though. There's no novelty or surprise, every part of the torture scene was predictable af and you're just waiting for every action to take place so you can finally get to the next scene and see something new... which is just five minutes' walk to the bone temple and two conversations with Kelson.
>>217402827LMAO is that what your priest told you is happening?
>>217396011The next movie will have trans zombies
We got the military and cult-like groups as main antagonists, I think it's time for the good ole' evil corportation as the main villain, although it's probably gonna be a fascistic group of survivors that bring order through oppresion and the preggo lady joins them. Or maybe, just maybe, the mutations we have seen are just the tip of the iceberg and there could be something more darker and sinister hiding out there, something like this fucker from the time machine.
Is being a westerner in Japan as easy as this movie paints it? just be a token white guy and humor their delusions for a while?
>>217401996>Is being a westerner in Japan as easy as this movie paints it?Considering the currency being so devalued, yes. You could probably buy multiple families at this point. I don't know how funny it would be as a movie though.
>>217401996Yes, they love baka gaijins
Will it be boringkino or DEIsloppa?
>tfw still no adaptation of the Honourable Schoolboy.
>>217401842KEKino.
Why didn't he just pause and go to lingerie shop and masturbate to all the lingerie?
There's some things in life where you assume someone else must have thought of it but turns out you are the only guy.
>>217403232Yeah, shoplifting nintendo 64 gamesOP is a wussy
>>217403305Why shoplift when you can get em free on the internet.
>>217403260>Tap>what if there WAS an app for that
>>217403614Not when Click was made, or at least, not as easily
>someday we're not gonna be able to blow up gooks for fun anymorebravo coppola
>>217403648Americans are so comically evil...And now they are threatening innocent Greenlanders? Makes me sick!
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>>217398870>partly because of the time travel confusionMan... I hate time travel... At this point I just don't watch time travel movies. They're all terrible.
Bump
going to see Night Patrol later today
Bleh
>>217399921Me 2 bud. That's next up for me whenever I can see it. It looks interesting at least. I just saw Chimpout last night with my little brother and that was prrtty good. Some goopy and spooked out moments. OooO oo aa a!!! Hahaha, jk. Im not a monkey, im a guy.
>"I know what you’ve been doing. I know why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night you sit at your computer."
>>217398008Same age, same sort of situation. People really don't have a fucking clue what it's like, but they'll offer you a bunch of bullshit advice anyway. I have a job, degree, car, etc. but moving out amounts to losing most of my income just to be friendless and sexless in a different building. Your situation gets locked in gradually. Anyone telling you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps and suddenly become successful at your age is basically just patting themselves on the back and ignoring the fact that there's obviously some fundamental deficit if you're fucked halfway through life. Everyone loves to shit out platitudes while scoffing and shitting all over a guy beneath their station in the next breath. Fuck normies.
>>217403529pvc TRASH!!
>>217395165>You get used to it, I don't even see the ascii>All I see is mace dwarf, fluffy warmbler, plump helmet man
When did it jump the shark?
>>217401112It didn't.
>>217403192relentlessly handsome
>>217403210I was a kid. It was compulsory.I also bothered with TENET.Oh well. It's just almost always very badly done.
>>217403606Why did they recast him
>...ruins your kino
>>217403502how do you describe these eyesharrowing?
>>217403526Expectant? Plaintive? Urgent? No idea.
>>217403221If only those misogynistic men listened to women the whole catastrophe could have been averted. Tsk Tsk. Should be a lesson for all men going forward.
>>217403526Pig-like
>>217403580K.
He was a kind of a jerk
He was a literal schizo
>>217403439Judging by the previous 2 movies, he's probably a shit character in a shit movie.
>>217403551great character in a great movie actually
>I WANNA FUCK YOU UP THE ASS
>>217403538Why the wide face?
>>217403538kek his smile reminds me of that indian video
