How do I find out what part of my post is being considered spam? I keep trying to post this story and I spent a long time typing it out but I keep getting the error "Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again." This shit is frustrating. The only thing I see is simply attempting to post randomly and just seeing what happens.
This got me thinking. Banks often attract customers like this. They have commercials like "Get paid sooner with CHASE" or whatever. I think banks could offer a service where you can get paid weekly even though your employer pays you biweekly. The bank receives a deposit from your employer for 2 weeks worth of work, and releases half of it to you and then the other half a week later. It would be beneficial to the bank since they get an interest free loan for 1 week since they are simply withholding half from you. It might be hard to start this process since the customer has to first accept that they will only get access to half their money, but once you are over this first hurdle, it becomes very attractive for the average retard. I feel like I am helping our overlords enslave us further by sharing this.What do you think? Good idea? I think it would work.
I was talking to someone that told me that their bank allows them to receive their wages like a day or two early because of reasons. I said it shouldn't really make a difference because if you get paid on Thursday instead of Friday, since there's still a 7 or 14 day period between the paychecks anyway, so it amounts to the same thing. You're not really getting paid early, you just shifted the pay date. Then we started talking about getting paid weekly or biweekly and he said it's better to get paid weekly. I said if you get paid once every two weeks you can just take half your pay and put it in a box and then after one week you can open the box and take out other half. Fucking magic! Now you get paid weekly. He agreed that getting paid weekly shouldn't be different in theory, but in practice it is different. He's pretty much admitting he's retarded with money or has no willpower. He's not a bad person, I like the guy.
I have a really good idea and I'm going to share it with you since I can never actually implement it because it requires owning a bank and I'm probably never doing that shit. Story time:
is this major kusanagi?
>>1571329Looks like it.
>>1571329Yea you can create fan art to your heart's content and call it whoever you want. Looks like a random fan art wearing a fantasy robe. Hair seems to be a bit wrong too.That pinkish "headgear" looks like a Naruto ninja mask.The only time an adult Motoko has worn a hat (a cleaner's cap) was in SAC Episode 14.t. a fan
>>1571331Could be her visor not a hat.
Looking for a shameless male fantasy games for lonely self-inserting men where there's actual gameplay and the girls want/could be made to fuck you Lewd or not doesn't matter
>>1571161Oh shit. The screenshots alone make this like kino and soulful and comfy as fuck. Kinda reminds me of when I used to play ffxiv back in 2014, for some reason. Any other recommendations like this?
>>1571160I want the same, except I want those where your self-insert is also a girl...
>>1571185baldursgay 3 fuckabear edition
Luminous Arc "your character has the power to "engage" with female magical users to sue their powers but they have to swear an oath to you and give you a kiss.
>>1571160Tamer: King of Dinosaurs
how do i completely shut off my mind from any and all thoughts? what's the best way to stop thought loops before they happen?
>>1571253But music is a thought, that's just focusing on a replacement. No different really than thinking intently about how beautiful breasts are
Entirely unrelated, but the only way I can get to sleep is through cognitive shuffling, thinking of a topic and then thinking of one thing from it for every letter of the alphabet.For example if you think of food you might think of Apples, Bread, Cheese, Duck, Eggs, Frankfurters, etc.It's just mentally stimulating enough that you stop thinking of other things but not mentally stimulating enough to keep you awake.Man, I could go for some duck. I might call the happy panda.
>>1571213Piece of piss mate.https://youtu.be/YiLkudRIqLg
>>1571318This is so fucking bullshit. When someone pauses half way through speaking you're not just staring blankly like a retard, completely unthinking. Your brain is actively anticipating what he's going to say next. If he just randomly started saying words that didn't follow ("The key to meditation Israel DJ hoplite turf") your brain would spazz out. It's only because what he's saying naturally follows on from the last thing he said that your mind is at calm.
>>1571213Experience true art. Living or not. It's a RARE encounter. You might have to travel the World to no end to find it.If you find it, it will carry you to away that instant. Doesn't matter what you thought or how you felt just a moment before. I am not kidding.
How do I prevent this shit from appearing permanently? I don't have gpedit.msc on windows 10 home
Downloaded policy plus and I can't find shit
Policy plus didn't help at all
What's the "happiest" route? I want to use my tissues for my dick, not my eyes. Thanks
You shouldn't play katawa shoujo for jerking purposes, that isn't what it's about. There are hundreds of VNs specifically tailored towards that.But for me, it's Lily.
>>1571301Emi is the horniest fyi
Where is this from?
Looks (obviously) like AI
>>1571308So you don't know. Okay.
>>1571309It's Selina Kyle (catwoman) ran through some AI generator.
>>1571310Wait, I was wrong, it's Kate "Acid Burn" Libby (Angelina Jolie) ran through AI "comic style" prompt.
Is there any way to remove the Brazillian flag from this video? Like the spot healing brush in Photoshop
>>1571293How is that surprising if you know anything about Brazil, the most miscegenized society history?They have race identification experts to determine if you are negroid enough to receive affirmative action benefits.Pic related, got classified as white, sued to be labelled a negro and won.
>>1571297I've just never seen a "pure" amerindian-black mix before. It's usually white and something, like your example.
>>1571298Yeah, that's fair, most Brazilians are euromutts and most african/indigenous are over 70% african.I guess zambos with more indigenous than black admixture are rare.When you look at these old racial classification paintings, most don't even mention it.
>>1571303But she even has the epicanthal fold.Looks like her mother was literally plucked out of an Amazon tribe and bred with a black man.Unless she's also got Japanese heritage from the Japs that moved there.
>>1571305In today's globalized society, who knows wtf the girl in OP is.The Asian component had to be simultaneously dark-skinned and chinky-eyed, because all other Asian/African crossbreeds I've seen have lighter skin.Perhaps a SEA/Bantu offspring that has migrated to the racemixer ancestral homeland.
>>1571261Alien swarm: reactive drop (it's community developed past the valve game). It's similar but with linear missions instead of the generated maps of helldivers. GTFO is similar to it but as an fps.twin stick shooters with co-op isn't too rare of a genre.
>>1571271I really like the open outdoors environments, being able to call in mechs and stomp through bugs reminds me a lot of lost planet 1 and 2. I'll give alien swarm a try it's just from what I saw it seemed to be all dark and claustrophobic corridors. Thanks for the recommendation anon
>>1571261the ascent
please make this 2560x1440 bottom text rgb colors?
While reminiscing, I seem to have remembered a scene from an anime. It was very distinct and I can recall the events almost exactly, but many of the finer details elude me.In the scene, there are two women and one slaps the other and draws blood. I believe it was her own blood from tearing off her nail. She then uses this blood in place of lipstick to paint her lips red. This is all I can recall from the scene.I'm wondering if anyone recognizes this and can give me the name of the anime I may be thinking of.
"Kara no Kyoukai" Movie 2 (2007)
>>1571131This isn't it. In the scene there must be 2 women. The woman(A) that slaps the other woman(B) must apply the blood to woman(B)'s lips herself.
I've seen this so many times but I don't have one on my pc.they are smiling and have their arm around each others shoulder I believe.my terminally online oldhead buddy went through a procedure so I want these 'jaks to send him well wishes :)
>>1571149but where is chud
>>1571149Why does Cobson look so mean
OP here i found a still from a webm that works wonderfully>>1571187I fear he has an ugly soul, though we can see glimpses of light shining from it at times
>>1571195
>>1571195I love their friendship
Looking for this image in better quality, any help's appreciated
there isn't a higher resolution version of this image
Please recommend books about Japanese pornography and the gravure industry. Not photobooks, but books about how photobooks get made. Illustrated or otherwise.
Not asking for actual pornography.
Books about pornography in general would good. Hell, even articles about it.
I try not to think too much about how the sausage is made. I don't know if it's that I'm ageing or my libido is reducing but watching 20 year olds debase themselves just doesn't sexually excite me anymore. I just feel bad for them if anything. I always thought I'd be cranking it until I was a dirty old man, but my cock seems to have grown a conscious.
Hello. I am EggFricker8, a North Korean from the EggFricker devision. I have to make one simple request.I was just wondering if there any artist in this thread is willing to draw the rewired version of qt from Fnf like having fun as a fat woman. This is what her rewired version looks like if you want any references:https://www.pinterest.com/pin/1118300151258444007/https://www.pinterest.com/pin/805229608429144139/https://www.pinterest.com/pin/1150247561102079431/https://www.pinterest.com/pin/1150247561102079376/https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i0hMYcny5X0&pp=ygUGUXQgZm5m0gcJCU8LAYcqIYzv&ra=mhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja56SCXkd2c&list=RDJa56SCXkd2c&start_radio=1&pp=ygUScXQgZm5mIHNpaXZhZ3VubmVyoAcB&ra=mhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MfdK7z4oF3Y&pp=ygUMUXQgZm5mIGZhY3Rz&ra=m(Picture related)Thank you to anyone who is able to do the art.
>>1571201The man behind this post is dead.
