I signed up to teach a course introducing digital art to teenagers. Unfortunately, I am required to use Procreate to teach these kids but I don't have an Ipad.... Is there a pirated version for windows available?Please help me out. If I don't find a way to crack to procreate my career is over...
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>>1551548>Please help me out. If I don't find a way to crack to procreate my career is over...Buy a used iPad on eBay Craigslist Facebook
>>1551548did they tell you you needed to use procreate ahead of time?
>>1551561no they did not. In the job interview I told them I only knew how to use krita, photoshop, after effects, toon boom harmony, storyboard pro, and maya ; which they said they were okay with.I don't fucking know why they hired me but they pay is crazy so I gotta commit.
Adult option: Ask to borrow an iPad in advance to study the program, assure them you can learn the basic functions in a weekend so that there will be no problems with the classes, because all software is basically the same and you just need to get acquainted with it.Hack option: Watch some tutorials and memorize the basic features like adding layers, basic tools, picking colors, etc.Then, as you teach your students the most basic shit and let them explore, you use that idle time to use your assigned device to practice and explore the features.Unless you're supposed to use your own iPad for the class.In that case, you should explain to your employers that you don't own an iPad, and consider buying a cheap one for this purpose, possibly with the school's financial support. But if the pay is good, sacrificing part of one month's pay for it is an okay sacrifice.Tell them you need an advance to buy it. Be mature instead of sperg.
Anyone know where I can play the Joe Biden reading the You Will Never be a Woman copypasta fake?
>fakeHe would get confused sometimes. It's fine, no need to hold it against him.https://files.catbox.moe/0j5ybc.mp4
>>1551569Thanks. When Metokur put the audio in a vid I knew it was one of the things I wanted to play multiple times.
>>1551569Kino
>>1551567Voicemod lets you ai your own voice into biden, it was available on their free tier when I used it. The company and app sucks though, super intrusive and opaque about whatever bitcoin mining/data stealing they do.
Any anime websites that that let me sort by episode duration? I want a massive list of < 6 min episode anime. Any suggestions would be great, thank you
>>1551584Dai Mahou Touge
>>1551588< 6 minutes per episode, not < 6 episodes minimum - sorry for lack of clarity
>>1551584Anidb lists episode lengths, but doesn't seem to let you search that detail. However:https://anidb.net/tag/5852/animetb
>>1551591>https://anidb.net/tag/5852/animetb>1141 AnimeThat will do. Thank you very much Anonymous
Do you have a link to download the Pokémon Yellow ROM that has a monochrome screen and is translated into English, like the Gameboy Color version?
>>1551578Every version Pokemon Yellow can run in monochrome, see the back of the game box. If you're emulating I'd guess the emulator should just have an option to toggle the modes
Looking for the webm of someone's jewish son using an electric coffee maker on shabbat. He gesticulates his hand while doting his father for using his smartphone (to record him) on shabbat.
This cunt as pictured but with maga hat. I saw one floating around /pol/ maybe 10 hours ago. I just want to show it to a dude that hangs in same thread as I do and he likes piggies.
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/filename/maga%20pig/I scrolled down and grabbed the larger version.
Good "strong guy is made weak and regains his strength over time", or "strong guy gets weaker over the course of the series" stories?
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Can someone edit this to make him look more like Butthead from Beavis and Butthead
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>>1551586thank you
can someone help me find her?(I like noses. Like big noses. bc you can kind of ... sit on it. )what's her name?
Looking for cases where a then-upcoming episode or installment were officially advertised like a sports event or other event.
>>1551258>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=basedFVzF2qHgThe link is broken. I guess some word filter fucked it up?
>>1551290The s o y filter.
>>1551419That's what I thought at first after a bit of research, but I tried that and a few other permutations and it still wouldn't load
>>1551426https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= s O Y FVzF2qHg
>>1551487Ah, I can view it now.Though I'm not sure if this is the sort of thing I'm looking forI think episodes involving a fight or sport or other competition would lend itself better to the sort of thing. Imagine the teams/players being laid out and the upcoming competition described like it's the showdown of the century, like what you would see in an IRL sports commercial, and generally presented as if it was an IRL event as opposed to merely an upcoming episode. OP is a good example.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viNz5TiNgSc
Found a torrent of this instructional DVD & booklet on bt4g, unfortunately it's old and stalled. After a week, I'm guessing it's been abandoned. Over on the torrents board, they sent me here for this kind of problem.I've made a few posts about this thing, and a couple of videos from the instructional have surfaced on catbox! I dunno if there's a page somewhere linking all of them, if there's some generous anon going through all of catbox to find the whole instructional for me, or what.If any of you can help me out with this thing, I'd appreciate it.
Can someone please ID the song that plays at 2:05? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqel0k0NzNU
https://youtu.be/8H7KcasScIU?si=a&t=169
>>1551503Much appreciated. It was driving me mad not knowing where I'd heard it. Anyone reading should check out the movie Repo Man.
Does anyone know, or can find a GMod video for me, that had the TF2 Soldier (seen here) going to see like a performance or a movie and the venue like exploded at the end and all that was left was a Sniper that looked like he was on the toilet about to sit on a burnt faced Soldier lying on the ground.
Any series like Raising Villains the Right Way, The S-Classes I Raised, I Raised a Black Dragon, that food one with the wolf and Sui the Slime, etc. where the MC is weak but has a nurturing or kind nature that lets them befriend much stronger beings that care for them like family?
>>1550676It might be a stretch, but Mato Seihei no Slave. MC is a male in a world where only females can have superpowers, and the MC only has fighting capabilities at all because he's enslaved by the female MC's power. Over time, the female MC and her comrades see him as more than a slave because he's a nice and dependable guy.
>>1550691>Saya no UtaHaiyore Nyaruko-san also comes to mind. It's basically Saya no Uta but played 100% for comedy. The premise here is the MC becomes the love interest of cute anime girl version of Nyarlathotep (pic related). Also Kamen Rider references. LOTS of Kamen Rider references.Ane Naru Mono also fits, maybe, but that one's more "wholesome ecchi" where an orphan boy summons Shub-Niggurath to be his big sister. Started as actual porn.
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>>1551460I liked the art in this one but not really what I was looking for, the MC needs to be weak in general.There's a different dynamic between >A sickly human child befriends a lonely forgotten god by leaving a cookie on a broken shrine every weekAnd>A sickly human child is granted superpowers by a forgotten god because he left a cookie on a broken shrineThe former is a weak being who gains the love of an unfathomable existence, the second is a weak being gaining power from an unfathomable existence, thus becoming powerful himself. The MC shouldn't rise above meh status for the bulk of the plot.
>>1551463I miss Nyaruko-san and Shub. Is Pochi is active? Was that her name?
>tl;drGot any job recs that aren't COMPLETELY soul crushing? How do I get a job after NEETing it out for 10 years, not having ever worked a day in my life? So many people in the world work, I can't be *that* retarded that I can't do what comes naturally to so many others---Male, 28 y.o.Picked up gamedev a couple years ago, made good progress but have gotten sick of it, I fucking hate gamedev.I wish I could have a job that leaves me enough time to pursue my creative wants on the side (I like to draw especially), right now I feel creatively depleted, but when I used to go to school and university I was so inspired.I've realized and accepted that the reason behind my unhappiness is that I've tried for the longest time to be able to earn money through my art, but I can FEEL that if I am going to separate art and work, in other words not expect art to make me money, then I can feel good again, love artan' once more without feeling like shit knowing it won't turn me a profit. How I loved art so when there wasn't a monetary expectation behind it, I just have to stop pretending any kind of monetary gain to be produced from my creative works, be it 2D or 3D, let those be a hobby as they used to. Surely that'll amount to something.
>>1551536My suggestion would be the lawn/garden industry. They do snow removal or whatnot in the winter. There are a variety of workloads, for the people that want to go crazy working as hard as they can for 14 hours a day, down to people that want easy work for a couple small shifts a weekThe job is completely removed from what you're doing now, and it often sucks so they hire quite regularly
>>1551540Aww man, I'm assuming you're either american or canadian right? Or scandinavian. Sounds like a doable job, one I wouldn't mind at least trying, but sadly there simply is no snow to plow where I live (I live in western Europe).Doesn't have to be snow though I reckon, if not about that it's just a matter of cutting up grass and branches and shit, right? Not a top pick in that case (plowing snow sounds a lot cooler) but a worthy addition to my rec list nonetheless, thank youNot really related, but I tried to apply for work at a cinema once, to pick up whatever shit viewers left behind, pop corn and all, though they never got back to me, shame because I honestly wouldn't have minded to give the place a shot, I like the padded walls of those joints and how they muffle sound, it's relaxing
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