What is the best martial art if you are normal sized (5'11/6 foot) but physically weak (110 pounds)? Those are my stats.Eskrima sounds nice but you can't carry sticks or knives around with you like an fighting game character.
>>239977Anything point based like Taekwondo, or technical grappling like Judo and BJJ
>>239977Krav Maga
>>239977>t. 110 5’7 manletIf you’re 110 at 6 feet, you are extremely underweight and undermuscular for your size. Both of these put you at serious injury risk, I wouldn’t do a combat sport till you get that handled and get to a normal BMI. Even as a shortie who doesn’t need much more massI found bjj and wrestling extremely hard on my shoulder and knee joints, and a major cause of this was fat and muscle are the padding protecting both once someone with wrestler forehead wants to give either a 180 degree rotation.You can ignore this advice, but if you do, go buy your leg sleeves now, because you’re gonna be wearing them for a half year within 3 months.
>>239977Wrestling
>>239977If you're thinking of carry weapons and you obly weigh 110lbs dont be suprised when my 5'7 186lbs ass puts you in hospital and get charged with causing GBH... maybe actually eat sime fucking food and justclearn to fight if you want to fight. I cant understand people like you and i thi k you'd have a vetter prospective after 16 years of kickboxing gyms and 6 of BJJ.. you're going to pull a stick out on the wrong person one day and thats worse than just shoving them because they're going to think you're trying to kill someone so they're going to over react and go overboard on your ass and you're going to be holding the shitty end of that stick my boy..
https://x.com/BNONews/status/1945903422516895903
>friendly reminder that pic related broke the record
>>238020Rest in power Felix
>>238020Should have worn a parachute.>be famous for jumping really far, further than ever before and using a parachute>die using one of the lowest altitude methods of flight by not being able to use a parachuteThis is like...>yeah I can run a mile in a minute, but you have to count really slow like this 1.............2.............3...........Can only survive a fall with 30 minutes of warning or some shit lol
>>238052Sigh,,,
https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxAtCvItXbiifmkpVpmRCe4FkyTTcbbT_j
Things DID get really crazy! Crazy painful. That's what you get for being named after a failed painter.
Are there any forests on this earth where a human can climb and swing from trees like a monkey?
>>240641he's a retarded spaniard
>>239789I used to do that when I was little, we swang from Eucaliptus trees hair-like branches down a steep rope. Shit was crazy, but they'd probably snap if you weigh more than 40kgs. We also used to climb a very tall tree (four story building in height) which was a pine tree I guess but not one of those straight-withouth-branchesinb4>eurofag
>>239789>Are there any forests on this earth where a human can climb and swing from trees like a monkey?Your mom's bush.
>>241042I would use branches
>>239789It's not about the forest, it's about the human anatomy.
I've Been Playing For 25 Years But I Stopped Enjoying It 15 Years Ago Edition.Old thread: >>142716We're coming back any day now, boys.
>>220387does anyone have a line on 90s paintball anodizing jobs? they were 90s wacky and wild and i want to get my AR to look like a custom job from 97.
>>243653stock class and pump on the airball field is infinitely more fun than using semi and electros. i put on pump airball days with 8-14 guys showing up typically. we do saturdays since sundays is more popular with the speedball guys. im always able to convince the 3-4 dudes with electros who DO show up to give pump a try. they always love it, and everyone appreciates the faster paced, short games. with pumps, you are able to pull off way crazier moves and no one is staying put and hiding behind bps. even when the pace and action are ramped up, you will NeVER catch a pump guy cheating/wiping.
>>245310PK selective did those. And they do/did AR parts too. ARC annodizing is one of their old guys iirc.
>>245414thats my shit right there.
>>245512yea that era of paintball was the peak. mags and cockers, actual athleticism and big paint. i had a shit ton of folks outraged when i suggested a "Classic Mech League" with no space mechs allowed. -revvys only-single trigger -mags and cockers only-no r/t, no hair trigger, limit lbs/trigger pullthe emek and mech trigger kit electro guys were very butthurt that i would come up with a mech game they weren't allowed to hide behind bps with. "you should allow emeks at least" "these rulesmake no sense, theres no difference between modern mechs and the older stuff" "no one will show up to a game like that, its unsponsorable" definitely gave me more incentive to try and actually put something together.
let me guess... you "need" more?
>>245293what a waste of a thread
The deadly strike against the carotid.
>>241972If you get a black belt does that make you the Kung Fuhrer
>>241975It will drop you if you have never had it happen before. It's not somewhere you expect to get hit. It would be like if somebody hooks your armpit. You are not tensed there ready to receive a blow.
>>243449https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUylc_E3Vgk
>>241980The idea back then i think, at least on the allied side. Was to teach some basic and easy to learn strikes that would quickly disable your opponent. William E. Fairbairn developed his own fighting style called "Defendu" or "gutter fighting" based of his experience in Shanghai. He taught this to OSS operatives.
>>241980most of this was theoretical. u can take a much harder object and do permanent damage but a edge of hand strike to the nose will never be fatal unless you shoot them in the head afterwards.
i've been doing boxing for some years but recently got a shoulder injury that will take many months to recover. Unfortunately i cannot do sparring and other heavy training and can only do light exercises and practice combinations that are not too taxing on the shoulders. What types of training can i do to keep up in the meantime so i do not lose progress or at least have something where i can improve?. I was thinking on focusing on footwork, coordination drills and light shadowboxing for technique but i can't seem to incorporate them well enough.
What do you mean that you can't incorporate them well enough?I'll probably get hate for this but Tai Chi might be a really good option. It's basically footwork, coordination, and shadowboxing but the whole point is to develop relaxed strength; coordination is a huge part of that. As long as you find a good teacher who isn't super woo woo I think it will be really good.But that also depends on the nature of your injury...
>>235806Basically i dislocated my shoulder many years ago during weight training. After that it was extremely sensible to overhand movement(sports like swimming, volleyball, etc are a no go) and would dislocate stremely easily. Iwas told just recently that it should not be strained since it could do long term damageto the shoulder. What i do in the meantime are foodwork drills, coordination and light technique with partners, but i can feel my stamina and strenght slowly declining over time.
>>235195He squatted on BWC
>>236115Fag
>>232082take advice from ur PT on what ROM shit u can do as u recover. beyond that, image training, footwork, cardio, build the fuck out of your free arm's arsenal.
I used to do boxing in high school (3 years). I'm now 36. Thinking of starting karate. Which type is good?Should I do shotakon karate? Or I have an ashihabara karate school right next to my house, it seems the best for me.(I already did TKD (Taekwondo not Total Kike Death) and Muay Thai and I didn't like it much but ashihabara karate seems cool and more useful from videos)Before I start, I wanted to get a bit more /fit/, so I lost a lot of weight, got down to 77 kg from 88, I'm 187 cm. Still no visible abs but I think I should be good to go
>>237608honestly at this age look into muay thai, bjj, or MMAthe target demographic is more skewed towards adults and you get into the action faster
>>237608couldn't that fetish OF harlot at least get an ACTUAL gi and not a bath towel?
>>237608>shotaconFucking little boys don't make you strong. Joke aside do kyokyushin or something that looks like kyokyushin.
>>237608>shotakon karatewhere is the lolikon judo school?
>>237608the focus on forms n weird shit for belt rank progression will be not too different from the tkd bs u had to do. not sure why u want to do that if u already box and theoretically understand how to train to fight and be fit. go find a kickboxing/muay thay school that has a big emphasis on competition.
>climbs K2 and Everest without oxygen>skis downFind a more /xs/ guy
>>244224sometimes i tell my wife to shut the fuck up because she yaps non stop
>>244973that's why the milkman's fuckin her
>>244224marc andre whatever his surname was, the crazy canadian alpinist
>>243854 Dan thread Dan thread edition co-starring Hakuoho >Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Damn Chris needs to lay down the crack pipe
>takayasu saved again
>He thinks we're actually staying here, lol.
>>243888I don't know anything about sumo, but was it necessary to have 4 of these threads?
>>247230Not at all.Closer to 10 threads is more necessary.
Would've been GOAT if he wasn't diseased and dying to the cold and flu. He could've been triple champ.DESTROYS Anderson Silva, Israel Adesanya, Alex Pereira, Sean Strickland, DDP.DESTROYS Jiri Prochazka, Jamahal Hill, Glover Texeira. Beats up Magomed Ankalaev, beats Jon Jones.DESTROYS Jack Della Maddalena, Belal Muhammad. Beats Kamaru Usman, Islam Makhachev, GSP.
>>240481Khamzat is on EPO now and he won't break his hand again.
>>240440Yea I agree with you this guy could've been triple champ. But he's probably more illness-prone if he stays at welter.
If this guy headlines the white house card he destroys the US.
>>240541Lol no way they'll permit thatIt'll be all american maga athletes only
Can someone send that meme image where it is Merab and Topuria (maybe pantoja is in it too) looking like pepes, and they are looking at taller fighters smuggly? The meme is something about being short and being based.
What's the lowest bar to entry combat sport I can hop in and spar as a complete beginner? I want to have a taste for it without having to go through months of work.
>>236408Lmao. These guys are actually trained and will btfo most people who "train"
>>226966Unironically sumo.
>>227258>A competent coach would probably strongly discourage thatThere isnt a competent coach that doesnt encourage hands on experience. As long as youre being safe every martial art should allow sparring on the first lesson.
BJJ let's you spar on day 1.
>>226966If you don't seem to squirrely, most places will let you or encourage you to spar and roll asap, as long as u are wearing whatever gear they require (groin cup, mouthguard, shin guards, wraps, 16 oz gloves, etc)
I'll start>Scorpion Rib CrushThis is a variant of do-jime (banned judo technique but legal in BJJ and MMA) where you have an opponent in closed guard and squeeze your knees on their floating ribs.Here's a video of a WMMA fighter using it to win in Bellator:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Pel1w2tZYLAVery hit-or-miss but can either>do nothing (if they have a strong core)>break ribs>fuck up organs (supposedly)You can hear the opponent yell out and tap immediatelyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>214491What would be the escape if is already locked in?
>>214171Aleksei OleinikEzekiel from bottom mount, he's the man for this sub and this is especially rare and cool because it's from a very bad position. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzV6x64b68g
>>244036If they haven't managed to take out all the slack, you can twist to the side and roll out of it (ideally, grab their left ankle with your left hand and pull till you "spin" enough to take the pressure off.)You're still going to land in a trash position, but it's at least an attempt at survival.
>>214961i was thinking exactly of a gogoplata, pretty hard to pull off considering the punches youre exposed to
>>242835Fastest tap in the west.
A place to discuss zorbing and zorbing accessories. A misunderstood but globular extreme sport. Limp Bizkit once wrote a song about this
>>210651he died btw
>first time on /xs/>it's all martial arts>it's just martial arts>and zorbing>every post is zorb punswhat the fuck is going on here
>>244441Zorb.
https://youtu.be/mI7vz9Bd664?si=QrhRh2A0uJDivVOpIf jackie chan can zorb so can you.
Painting tallies on the side of my zorb like a ww1 fighter pilot each time I knock over a jogger at my local park while zorbing.
