ITT: We take a non-extreme sport and change it to make it extreme.Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want. Weapons allowed. Basically the Road Rash game but on foot.Dodgeball with bocce.Polo but with rodeo horses.Water polo but the water is slightly acidic so your skin and eyes start to burn after a while and you can only get out (rotating with other team members) once you score.Any motor sport but without brakes.Soccer with bowling balls.Squash but the room is so narrow and you can get hit by the other player's racket.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
sumo, but with anorexic women
>>136913iirc a lot of bodybuilder physiques are completely incompatible with standard athletics, once you have a certain ratio of muscle vs bone it becomes dangerous if not downright impossible to perform the kind of motions you need to in classic athletic events like hurdles, sprints, etc. This is for your extreme bodies though like the ones you posted not just someone who's buff.
I've always strongly advocated bringing back Gladiatorial Combat and Ancient world - tier chariotracing
>>82696Buzkashi, but the goat is alive and really pissed off.
>>38955Nascar, but with half the cars going in the opposite direction.
It's up!!!!https://youtu.be/qIi55YpayvA
Connor v Khabib was the series finale of MMAIt's been over since then
>>251029that font is hideous
>>251029I want to like Napoleon Blownapart, since he's genuinely witty and informative, but he sometimes goes on tangents that make no sense and his general opinions on the state of MMA are utterly hypocritical.>Trashes any sort of traditional martial arts except for maybe Judo which have the whole values of honor, discipline and respect and doesn't even try to consider there is some legit stuff behind it and the only big problems being both McDojo and the cult-mentality of certain traditionalist places (which the old masters wouldn't even have approved of to begin with)>Wonders suddenly why McDojos are propping up for BJJ and MMA, and is in such heavy copium he doesn't even call them McDojos even though they clearly are, because that would mean acknowledging that it's popularity that causes McDojos to open up, not just a style being bullshido or "flashy and old">Wonders why neo-nazis and dictators like MMA so much even though that crowd has always been attracted to the "dirtbag" aesthetic which MMA and Blownapart himself always promoted. He just dismisses this as being a "gamergate/comicgate effect" (which is absolutely insane to say)>Trashes the current state of MMA and praises J-MMA as being superior but barely does any coverage for J-MMA and keeps on doing the same sensationalist videos about mainstream western MMA. >Didn't even cover the things Raja Jackson did to Syko Stu because of his bias towards Rampage Jackson. >Is friends with Super Eyepatch WolfOn one hand, I genuinely respect a lot of his takes, but he genuinely drops the idiot ball way too many times in his recent videos especially. I get that he's left-leaning, but it is bizarre to me how he does the same talking points as MMA right-wing racists when it comes to asian martial arts and the gi aesthetic but at the same time, trash-talks those same racistsIt's just hypocritical. On the bright side, he's better than Armchair Violence who is just a smug pretentious contrarian. But still
Who’s down to have a stadium converted to a colosseum for voluntary one on one fights?No rounds, no weight classes, till death - a proper Ultimate Fighting Championship.If becomes reality I’ll fight first, let me know the opponent :)
What's the lowest bar to entry combat sport I can hop in and spar as a complete beginner? I want to have a taste for it without having to go through months of work.
>>227258>A competent coach would probably strongly discourage thatThere isnt a competent coach that doesnt encourage hands on experience. As long as youre being safe every martial art should allow sparring on the first lesson.
BJJ let's you spar on day 1.
>>226966If you don't seem to squirrely, most places will let you or encourage you to spar and roll asap, as long as u are wearing whatever gear they require (groin cup, mouthguard, shin guards, wraps, 16 oz gloves, etc)
>>226966Just get a gun
hockey
A new comfy F1 general now that the old one has gone off the rails latelyNo AnimeNo TwitterpostingNo RedditpostingNo posting literal shitStrawposting and Gimiposting welcomeAlso reminder that F1 has had more deaths than many of the sports on this board, therefore extreme
>>243081The sky commentators are such senile br*ts, they're awful.Although I don't really like the f1tv play-by-play commentator, he has a weird inflection he always does with his voice like he's telling a stupid joke constantly
McLaren losing the championship just to keep the brit ahead of the aussie. What a shit team.
Tsunoda kamikaze
>>249412HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hi anons, I just watched the f1 movie from apple. Just wanted to ask, is the f1 really that hightech? Like I can‘t imagine all the stuff that these guys were using and it honestly suprised me.
What use does aikido have? Most people I talk to consider it useless.
>>247991It has a great joint lock system. But you're better off learning Aiki-Jujutsu or Japanese Jujutsu that uses the same sort of joint lock system. So why bother? You're better off learning those and completing it off with Judo for maximum efficiency. >>254988>Daito Ryu which in and of itself is a fake, constructed martial art made up by a circus acrobat Don't most sources point to it originating from the Minamoto clan in the 1200s?
>>247993It's the same as traditional Japanese jujutsu though.
>>248179Please go into more detail regarding the crunchy middle. I always liked judo and JJ.
>>256136>Don't most sources point to it originating from the Minamoto clan in the 1200s?Most scholars now agree that Sokkaku essentially made that all up. Unlike what that anon seems to suggest however, he was considered an expert martial artists, yes even among the competitive martial arts scene at the time. He was known for his skill in very early kendo matches, but swordsmanship was not very popular at the time so he started teaching jujutsu. Where he learned jujutsu no one knows. He was considered good at sumo, but his system looks a lot like classical jujutsu, albeit far less organized than systems with an actual koryu lineage. Sokkaku also refused to take Ukemi, because he was incredibly paranoid. So unlike in classical Jujutsu where the teacher takes the falls for the student, in Daito ryu and Aikido the student usually takes the falls for the teacher.
>>248099he got dem manny paquiao genetics
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>>255997I think you meant to post this on /sci/ or /diy/
>>255997This is a kickboxing board, you’re looking for >>>/lgbt/
>>255997Nigger
>>255997Ignore these dumbass trolls. I got you OP
segway manuale general / mountain unicycle general mtugwhere am i putting my stund pegs underneath the axis of my wheel to get maximum speed and grinds
bumping this page 1 thread
>>248354clutch on brake or clutch on accelerator boys and girlsi got a guy developing a clutch for the bars on my segway manual so.i can do barspin
so whats everybodies preferred wheel size + handlebars raiser?do i go with 16s or 24s hkw am i going to drop my pegs below the axis of my wheel? with a hammer?
what about daul segsway like the Bonnell 775
DAN EDITION>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>253238
>Bacon>Cabbage>Carrots>Leek>Spinach>Onions sauce>StockYeah, it's chanko time. Might do some rice with it for the authentic experience.
>>256093>no shrooms or tofu>authentic experience
>>256095Tofu is shit and the mushrooms here are the kind that just bloat in water. Shiitake can't really be substituted.
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While following video guides and doing bag work and drills? There is no boxing gym or any martial art gym near me.
>>214001There is a youtube channel called expert boxing. You can learn the techniques but not fighting.
>>214001If you're not a broke loser, you can at the very least find someone who can give you lessons here and there at home, and record those sessions, and do that shit religiously. Or find people to spar/train w locally.
>>214001You can get fit and learn the basics, but you need sparring an actual human bean to actually understand what you are doing, and learn defense.
>>245355Hell, OP even if you're are a broke loser, borderline homeless you probably can find someone to train you. In many countries there are state facilities for it.
>>214168based>>220303just go to a few classes fag
I just want the assurance that I can defend myself should it come to that INB4 get a gun, I live in Canada so I can't. I'm thinking about joining an MMA gym to do all of it but I don't think I would be able to put in the requisite time for both grappling and striking training while still lifting and doing cardio. If it is possible please tell me because I plan on going to the fighting classes 3-4 times a week, also please give me info on how much to spar including hard sparring, I want to get decent as fast as possible
>>251752Offense is the best defense and there's no way to avoid it. Reaction is always hundreds of milliseconds slower than action and if someone looks like they're about to jump you, you better attack first. Otherwise you'll end up out cold after a sucker punch and no amount of training is going to save you. To be able to entice violence you need to be athletic and you need to master at least one offensive technique. With these presuppositions you only have a limited scope of martial arts that actually work. It's boxing and any other similar striking art that teach you how to really fight and not practice static katas. Freestyle wrestling and MMA are generally good but you really need to know how to throw a good one two. Sparring is a must until you're no longer afraid to eat a few shots and keep retaliating.There's no way around it, kid. You either speak violence or you don't.
>>252967>nooo BJJ won't work because I watched 3 reels where a dude gets into guard at a tournament>my very few lessons of krav maga (a style well known to actually be less effective than just running away because it gives you false confidence or only works against towelhead children) are so much betterretard>>252968No it doesn't. Grab a friend and give him a red marker. Tell him to pretend it's a knife and try your gay "desarming" techniques. You will get mauled.
>>253829I like this mongoloid. Go ahead OP, assault a motherfucker and go to jail over some trivial shit like this subhuman. >Otherwise you'll end up out cold after a sucker punchnigger if the average thug haymaker knocks you out then you either have the reflexes of a sloth or zero real training. >There's no way around it, kid. You either speak violence or you don't.my sides
>>253834This guy imagines himself evading all punches in the world like Mayweather.
>>253024>sees gay, dead, low efford thread about a thing that belongs to a qtddtot>tries to liven it up with a constructive thing to talk about and shape together>OP fags out and replies him with his retard rp every chance he gets>Anon gives up on raising and sharing his Holyland with us>OP fought against his own thread all along>His desired martial art, washed away in the waves of time due to his own autismanother tragic tale of 4chins
Why isn't muay thai a big thing outside of ladyboyland if there are so many people who hate grappling and for some reason watch mma?
>>252236yeahI remember looking at some no stupid rules mma stuff online and then during the dagestan UFC arc the views multiplied like 100xAlmost as if the internet provided an alternative to "15 minutes in heaven with some dysgenic"
>>252035>Also nothing more westerner than karate am I rightBad example, as the West doesn't give a shit about karate; any martial art with kata (dance moves meant to help train muscle memory) is generally only taught to children, plus any martial art that talks about chi/ki/qi is openly mocked.>>252148>bruce lee>jet li>jackie chan>the shaolin myths>Steven SeagalI'm not sure you know what karate is, anon. BTW, during the 80s when Eastern martial arts became famous in the West, the one to grow the biggest was Judo. TKD and karate had to be westernized into kickboxing because the mysticism of it all was considered ridiculous.
>>217230Because usa already had boxing for a specialist style, that's not to say boxing is better than Muay thai, i like it far more than boxing but the audience was already captured by boxing so no other style can replace it just like in thai land no other style actually matters because they have Muay thai.Japan has a variety of styles but all are japanese and lets them pick their flavor of autism.Mma was able to grow in usa because the concept of a completely alien style facing eachother like boxing vs wrestling was unique and an entire new genre of autism that tickled the tribalism aspect of human nature.Humans like to create communities and like the feeling of belonging to one and other communities are enemies, this is human nature and its why team sports are so popular, it allows the viewers to feel as part of a community and fight others and prove the superiority of their own, mma allows this which no other specialist style allows.Mma fans that hate grappling hate it not because grappling itself is bad but because the hyperspecialization goes against the very nature of mma, nobody complains about grappling in mma when they are beating the shit out of eachother then scramble and try to rip eachother arms off or flatten their face on the ground, people complain when there's 20 minutes of ground control and minimal strikes or even submission attempts.It would be like if in muay thai someone goes for the clinch but never does anything with it, no knees, elbows or sweeps or if they spend most of the match snap kicking the leg while running away avoiding everything to win on points because the other guy didn't land anything.Muay thai can't be successful outside thailand because everyone else already have their sports established and it doesn't offer anything than the others don't.That said even in thailand its being slowly assimilated by kickboxing and mma.
>>217230striking is the coolest when you can effectively use it against grapplers
>>217230It's cringe
Full circle edition >old thread>>>250275
>>255839Trying 6-stair sets again after not doing gaps for close to 20 years (mid-30s boomer over here)>>25596950s, no question, that's like comparing sitting on a swing or standing on it
Make a new thread please sir
>>255971ITS UP>>255974
>>255950hownu.ruWeekend Buzz>>255929On which channel?
>>255976The main channel.
European riders are arguably the more skilled of the two, riding on gnarlier tracks and outdoors only. Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-BleZkNdEU&t=1527sYet, European pros themselves still watch AMA more growing up. We do nothing to make it more presentable. The tracks are diarrhea with some plastic poles to mark where to go.Why are we like this?
>European riders are arguably the more skilled of the twoNo. Your defending champion Jorge Prado came to the US and is getting 5-8.>European pros themselves still watch AMA more growing upBecause euroop is culturally irrelevant.>We do nothing to make it more presentableI agree most MXGP tracks are ugly and forgettable.>Why are we like this?Genetics.
>>236732>the more skilled of the twoThat's why when they race in the US they always loose.
>>236732>EuropeanGross.
>>240125>>244274>>254792https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-BleZkNdEUBurgers are still seething to this day LMAO
Why should I do kendo?
>>251652>it's shocking that anyone takes his opinions seriously.You're seemingly more fixated on him than I am. I merely brought him up because he's an example of a guy who dispelled a myth. You implying that I worship everything he says is a bit of a strawman; do better.>>251652>Shad himself is creating myths about flails being useless when the actual research shows the opposite.He never said they were useless, anyone who's ever been to a high school physics class can understand how devastating a flail can be. He merely thinks they are not as common in the battlefield as the media would have you believe. The video I was referring to, however, was when he explained that every flail that has the weighted end as the same length as the handle is fake. Lo and behold, many museums started to check their collections with radiocarbon dating, SEM-EDX, or combustion analysis and realized that a bunch of flails were reproductions or forgeries made centuries after their original estimation.
>>251657>He merely thinks they are not as common in the battlefield as the media would have you believeIf anything, they're more common than people believe, since the popular opinion pendulum has shifted into people thinking they're solely fantasy weapons that didn't even really exist.>many museums started to check their collections with radiocarbon dating, SEM-EDX, or combustion analysis and realized that a bunch of flails were reproductions or forgeries made centuries after their original estimation.You vastly overrate Shad's influence if you think he was the driving force behind that.
>>247443Kendo would be a lot more fun to watch if they also hit the legs.Also watching videos of kenjutsu, the techniques they do used a lot more angles and binds, i know kendo focuses on a single smack and i like how fast they are when they let the shinai go (after a millennia of feeling out the opponent) but i feel like kendo could very easily incorporate more kenjutsu techniques and it would be fun to see with how fast they can get.
>>251658>If anything, they're more common than people believe, since the popular opinion pendulum has shifted into people thinking they're solely fantasy weapons that didn't even really exist.Fair enough, back when I talked to history dorks a decade ago, many people thought that every single knight had unique weapons like that. I wasn't aware of a shift in thinking and that now people think they didn't exist.>You vastly overrate Shad's influence if you think he was the driving force behind that.He used to be very popular back when he was making videos on castle architecture rather than the garbage movie reviews and fantasy weapon reviews he makes nowadays. He's currently unwatchable, but that wasn't always the case.
One of the scariest women I ever knew was this barely 5 foot Japanese granny who taught at our town and moved like fucking lightning. She could take at least 6-8 George Floyd big niggas if you gave her a nice thumping stick.
