All the hallmarks of a Russian fight production, but everything's in English. Mind bottling.

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>>209753
>Mind bottling

>>209693
>They're running ads on their skin?
Yep, "The War" tournament treats their fighters like a nascar vehicle. I know thier league started in 2021 but they aren't going to last long if they continue to be this tacky.

>>209371
haymaker, retard punch,

>>209371
>boxing doesnt work in a real fight

>>212054
The fuck is Tarantino's problem?

>>212058
>so they're probably faster than you too

You are as observant of life around you as a blind rightwinger with alzheimer's.

>>214565
>as observant of life around you as a blind rightwinger
In my experience living innacity libshits have absolutely terrible situational awareness on average.

>>214632
Well I have outran people who could kill my ass.

>>212058
>dude is big and has 3 friends with him
>therefore he can outrun me
no, if youre lighter than him and train sprints theres a massive chance that you can outrun him.

>>215132
>disgracing the noble sport of zorbing with AI slop

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>>215184
I think it's acceptable given that all the original photos were burned by the anti-zorb lobby before they could be digitized.
Speaking of lobbies, did you know there was a zorb event planned for 2012 Olympics in London? We were so close to greatness...

Santa Claus zorbs

>>215234
if zorbing really becomes a permanent olympic sport, all of the underground zorbing rings will lose what makes them special when all he proffesionals pivot over to officially sanctioned events. The olympic committees would probably force everyone to wear special suits for saftey reasons, outlaw the use of lubricants, and forbid zorb decorating.
not to mention the substance abuse/doping etc, but everybody already knows that's a problem.

>>218497
>zorb suits
And then they'll ban the event because everyone passed out from heat stroke.
But to be honest, I don't think underground zorbing is all that great. Needlessly dangerous courses only attract bloodthirsty rubbernecks, and they will never appreciate technical zorbing.

>>218056
Fury should have retired when he first said he would retire
Now he's a fool
It'll happen to Usyk too if he doesn't know when to stop, so yes, I think he should retire while he's on top

>>218505
Nah it's cooler to give all you got and then retire

Uysk was icey in that match though, I knew he was going to win as soon as I saw that initial staredown in the ring

>>212466
learn to fight and buy a gun and everything else that you can and by more guns and various weapons. Be as bad as you can be, learn how to hack, learn human anatomy so you will know all the vital arteries and organs to attack. Learn how to throw a baseball acurately, how to throw a knife, how to shoot a bow and arrow. how to shoot a pistol, how to use a sniper rifle, how to fly a god damn helicopter. Star jogging, running, sprinting, swimming. sky diving. Get in tip top shape and try out for US Navy Spec Ops.

>>212466
For street defense
>How to punch
Will give you a feel for how bad it can be to lean in too hard into a punch while punching so you learn how to be safe
>Kickboxing
Will teach you that kicking in the streets can be retarded if you slip and fall on concrete
>Judo
Will teach you how not fall headfirst onto concrete or fall in a fucked up way and be unable to run away
Kickboxing also will show you the perils of changing level into someone smacking you in the face
All these martial arts are good. If only to reach you how to not get yourself dead

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not OP but I will also ask: I have been a retard for a long while. I had a basic\good base on kickboxing and boxing, but I stopped going to the gym because it wasn't "hard enough" and spent months practicing punches, kicks, etc against those iron poles or metal equipment at public park, trees, hitting myself with dumbbells or even barbells, etc ,and just sprinting\ doing random but tiring shit with my home gym weights.
Now I came to realize : life ISN'T about headbutting s dumbell for reps ..I sincerely want to learn an Art (of fighting now) so:
> what coordination ,hand-eye drills are good and where can I get a book about them?\ youtube channels, etc?
>what sparring regime is advice for a non-pro, frequency, agreed-upon level of harshness, etc?
>what equipment MUST a gym have? tear drop bag, banana bag etc
>Should I learn no-gi BJJ ,and K-1? I want to acquire real fitness, agility, dynamic power and body-smarts.
(I will move to another City so I won't be returning to the gym I went to. I think they don't give the classes anymore even)

>>214543
>Normal People
Ahhhh. The American method

>>215876
my man....your first stop needs to be a Psychologist.

>>217637
Is it muscle soreness or actual "bad pain"?
If it's the former, just exercise your forearms.
If it's the latter, slow down for a while, make sure you're not getting injured and slowly build to the point that you can punch comfortably

>>217637
if you've never punched anything for an extended period that's normal

Grappling with a gi is way worse for your hands.

>>217637
Are you wrapping your hands and using proper gloves? If yes just take it slow and see how it goes. You need to assess if it's just muscle/tendon/bone weakness or if you are fucking yourself with poor technique.

>>217637
Thank God I grew up with a father so I didn't turn into a little pussy ass bitch like OP

I recommend hitting that bitch with a frying pan

>>210897
Nope

>>210897
gay sport

>>209885
#metoo does she have a sister

>>209875
>Whats this sport called?
Attention whoring.

>>210672
Let's assume 190cm which seems like on the higher end (guy is probably around 170-175cm, otherwise he'd weigh more than 64kg). 100kg is still 15kg too much with her build.

>>209875
I think its called, "lying on social media for attention."

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>>209875
>Whats this sport called?
Brap Log, evidently.

>>207205
makes sense

Would be cool to have a set with grind pegs on the side

soaper bump

bump for the soaps

I urban rollerblade so I sometimes soap things I want to trick on

Skate cunny sexo

>>217720
Jesus Christ be praised!

>>217720
Cool stuff

>>217799
You're a real optimist if you believe he'll stop dodging Aspinall. Jones is afraid of Aspinall.

surely this time it will happen

>>217795
League of legends

>>217795
Racing, if you like controllers or a keyboard and mouse, then you'll like a steering wheel/handlebar. Archery or target shooting, requires no athleticism.

What's the idea behind sporty polite contests with your gay lover?

>>217252
if it's between gay lovers ill say brazilian jiu jitsu

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>>217254
idk i dont do bjj

>>217255
Lmao good one

>>217220
pretty much the difference between a guy who believes it's his destiny to become a killing machine, or a guy who just does this sport for fun and has a secure job outside fighting.

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>>197798
That’s the jist of it, yeah

I'm a big guy, I'm 6"3' and I used to be a powerlifter so I'm strong fat
I'm right handed
When I was young I badly injured my right shoulder, so when I started boxing I learned to lead with my right arm despite being right handed
I've been doing this so long that leading with my dominant hand feels totally natural and normal; jabs and lead hooks feel like butter
When training I read Jack Dempsey's book and focused a lot on hitting hard
After a few years my shoulder totally healed and it has since regained all its strength
Apparently a large guy who fights southpaw despite being right handed, and who focuses almost entirely on hitting hard, is terrifying, since I can throw jabs like sledgehammers

Should I go on a cut and compete?
Someone told me I'd do pretty well

>>216167
Tony Jeffries is a professional trainer that has a lot of boxing videos about how to improve, however be aware that he uses a british boxing style so if you use something different like the soviet style it won't suit you unless you have the normal stance then you shouldn't have any problems taking his videos into account

>>216845
If you really are invested go on and try it. But beware they are gonna fuck you up, i posted my experience a little up in the thread where i got to fight an experienced amateur in an sparring a "golden boy" if you wanna read it. They are gonna use you for boosting golden boys of the gyms and if you wanna improve in the sport you are gonna have to eat a lot of shit. But like i said try it and see for yourself if you wanna try compettive boxing. Blessings.

>>216845
Yes we are all terrified of you, big fella
You're so scary yes you are

>>217761
Getting out of the center line and stepping outside of your opponent's lead foot are some of the most basic techniques in many martial arts