Why is it when someone asks how to get out of x position like the back strangle the gays say you cant do shit and shouldnt take out the eyes of the one doing it exactly?If he is going to strangle me might as well make him blind foreva
>>212008>gets pinched by a girl>gives up
>>212020>There is a lot of ego in bjj.>I honestly wish there were wrestling gyms and not bjj gyms everywhereIf wrestling was the more common art then we'd see all the bad actors in wrestling instead.
>>212130This. I think the issue is not the art of bjj itself but just its current status as THE martial art everyone wants to practice. I remember 20 years ago when all of these same kinds of faggots were doing kung fu and krotty. 10years later they were all doing RBSD commando larp like krab magoo. Now they’re doing bjj.
>>212018Don't quote me faggot, I was talking about eye pokes being useless
>>212007If you can just rotate your head out of a choke, your opponent sucks at choking>>212023those are the ones who are trying to be nice during sparring. some will just crank the fuck out of your neck and jaw
I have done Taekwondo and Judo. In both arts people got injured pretty regularly, sometimes very seriously. I am getting old (I'm in my mid 30s) and don't want any more injuries. What is best martial art style for me to train in?
>>205983>kelkek*
>>205952>I've seen a guy get a chipped toothIt is me I am a guy. Get this fixed right away if it happens or you might end up needing much more expensive dental work later (root canal, etc.). I always wear a mouthguard now.
>>203282Having done my ACL in TKD years back I can confirm that this isn't the caseUnless OP stuck to a very non-pivoting style or something
>>203250>What is the safest martial art to train in?Probably benchrest shooting. >What is best martial art style for me to train in?Judo. If you're getting seriously injured regularly you're doing something wrong.
>>203250Tai Chi and Yoga with the other elderly people.
then look me in the eye and tell me Karate is not gayhttps://youtu.be/bxIlmbXMjYU
>>212057Nothing, I repeat, nothing, is gayer than Greek Wrestling
>mma fighter trains endlessly to be an unstoppable force>I bring this to a fight and it’s over in less than 5 seconds
>>211144See >>203732
>>203686The only time I ever think about self defense is when someone like you brings it up. I'm gonna be real anon, in the past month I haven't left the house unless it's the grocery store, the gym, or the library+park in the middle of the day in an affluent area. For my money pepper gel is easier to wield, less legal hassle, cheaper, less training required, just as effective for deterrent, and less likely to find weapons pulled on you in return.
>>203693Of course you're allowed to use picrel to defend yourself if you're being attacked lmao. The united states is not like any other faggot anglo country in that you're not expected to just let someone beat your ass until the authorities arrive.
>>211245Dumb No I won't explain because it suits me to have less armed tards out there
>>211245>is easier to wieldarguable, they both require accuracy.>less legal hassleWhen you use one, whether or not it becomes a legal hassle is up to the DA, not you.>cheaperOkay, you base the tool to save your life on its cost.>less training requiredI'll agree with you on this one.>just as effective for deterrentNo, a pepper spray isn't guaranteed to take someone down. a CNS hit with a gun is guaranteed to work.>less likely to find weapons pulled on you in returnI'd say its about the same chance of getting a weapon pulled on you, but I suppose on this one we'll have to agree to disagree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1KnQI54_sA>Schedule:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnTicket/year_schedule/>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx>All the sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread: >>202772
>>213768No new threads until page 10, Anon. Delet this.
>>213738I can offer alot of technical commentary im a naga champion and I wrestled for my highschool.>>213760>how many hours can you be funny and autisticconsidering the top and 2nd division are under 4 hours long probably all 15 days
>>213768Ahh anon you prejac'd againwe were edging it right to 1000 and you blew your wad early
>>213714Do admins know how active /sumo/ is compared to the rest of the board? They should raise the image limit just for us.
>>213799we are just big fish in a little pond
What if we conciliated this war in the octagon.Putin vs Zelensky.Rules:MMAPutin is coached by Xi jinpin and Rocket man Kim.Zelensky coached by Joe biden and Japanese presidentRing girl:merkelReferee:António Guterres.They both have 1 year prep.
Putin already has belts in various martial arts on top of his KGB training.
>>207901Even though Putin is older, he is still a judoka
>>208305They’re all honorary though. Because he helped established heaps of martial arts tournaments and the like. Aside from sambo (and russians don’t tend to view judo and sambo as two seperate things), he hasn’t trained anything else. I mean, one of his black belts is in taekwondo, for fucks sake. You think he can bust out hwa-rang? What about koryo? Absolute nonsense, the man’s never done an axe kick in his life.
>>207901Putin was trained in Judo at least. Plus he probably knows some shady moves from his time in KGB. You must understand that martial art training was a state monopoly in the soviet union.So it's an old man with lots of training against a younger man who's not (to my knowledge) tained in hand to hand combat. I'd rather see Ukraine win a conventional war.
>>211476The poor buggers would have to get into a conventional war first, instead of being expendable proxies for the Americans.
Long story short, I got jumped by 6 guys and they kicked the shit out of me (fractured my face). Realized that even though I trained years ago I forgot how to fight and I'm looking to get back into it. I got a few options near me they are.>Muay thai gym ran by a former pro fighter I looked up his fights on youtube>Krav maga school ran by some krav maga guy can't find any videos of him having pro fights but in a lot of their videos they do sparring and scenario trainingI'm conflicted between the two on one end, I got jumped by 6 years so not sure if the krav school is what I want or on the other side I want to actually learn to fight and train with fighters not just jerk my dick and pretend I can fight. What would you pick /xs/?
Shotgun, sawed-off, load with buckshot.Alternatively, machine pistol.Hell, I could take on a hundred knife-wielding men with a Ma-Deuce from 100 yards away.Germans managed to kill thousands of *heavily armed* men with MG42s in a day.Even a Maxim gun defeated hordes of spear-wielding Africans (they got some range!) with minimal casualties.Yup.If you are concerned about home defense, a claymore will work fine for larger groups.Mounted repeating gun is good too.
>>205071We know you can take on 6 guys at once tough guy, just not in a fight
>>204439>>204397this. bros out here watching too many hollyjoo movies of 90 lb women body slamming 250lb men. 6 v 1 you are fucked without weapons, double fucked if they're all bigger than you. 12 hands vs 2, really.get a gun or run. those are your options
>>204397As an "experienced combat sports athlete", street fights against multiple opponents are always a loss experience unless you're some fast twitch muscle fiber thick necked 200lb boxer, either that or you know how to use your surroundings to your advantage to funnel your opponents.Learn how to fight fast, integrate head movement and always attack from your shell and be ready to get the fuck out.
Krav Maga is a fake LARP martial art
Why are soys and women attracted to muay Thai
>>210923>Muuh gunCringe. Gun doesn't beat a sucker punch
>>211323the larp is insaneimagine thinking a punch can stop a bullet
>>211114no gym in america trains the clinch anyway, it's just kickboxing with elbows
>>211330Gun larpers are insane
>>211357the niggers have gone insane
previous >>181554
>>213967>>213964>Chaos MadmaxJust done a quick google, never ever heard of this before so I think you'll have to redpill us. Looks like Lethwei meets Kyokushin as some places say they allow headbutts and some fighters went to Burma to fight. Looks and sounds cool, the CHAOS MADMAX tournament sounds like it should be as well known as the early Sabaki challenges but maybe the footage just isn't out there.
New bread soon?
>>214526http://www.karate.gr.jp/en/chaos/chaos061103.htmlSeems to have been a who's who of full-contact karate styles (though not kudo, I notice). There seem to have been other CHAOS events, I wonder if MADMAX was just their main oneIt sounds completely nuts, I wish there was more evidence of what it actually was, or what happened to it. I feel like karate really needs to bring back this kind of Just Bleed fanaticism
Anyone done Shidokan before? How does it compare to Kyokushin in terms of day-to-day training? I know the competition format is the triathlon thing, pretty cool
Well, after trying karate for about six months or so, I've decided it's not for me. I wanted to stick it out for a while to get a better idea than if I just went to one or two lessons, and frankly it didn't seem like a good place to go if you want to learn to actually defend yourself. Guess it's back to combat sports for me.
Is LARP considered /xs/? Its got a much higher rate than HEMA.
>>210937>training martial arts is considered larping on /soc/lol
>>210982Who the fuck even goes on /soc/?
>>210982I pulled that image from /asp/ back in the day, had to dig through some old backup drives to find it. I mentioned /soc/ because some LARPs are just about social roleplaying with no or nearly no combat system and some of those really draw in the degenerates. "Martial arts" are charted as the activity with the least roleplay and the hardest fighting so I don't know what you're complaining about unless you can't read charts and are confused, which would make sense since you somehow thought the chart was from /soc/. >>210992It was made as a containment board for namefags and ewhores so I would imagine it's full of namefags and ewhores.
death-match pro wrestling is the ultimate synthesis of real impact fighting and LARPing
>>210992failed normies that think life revolves around strictly sex.Basically autistic people that got hung up on sex
This might be dumb but so I was reading about slappies and people were talking shit of course, but someone referred to it as part of a set of tricks that had a name, this style has been getting more popular the last decade. Not newb tricks, or retard tricks, but it had a name. There's another move I've seen people doing apparently called a pelican, where you do a rock to fakie but intentionally step off the board with one foot. And that was also one of these retard tricks.
>>209328Sounds like you're talking about the plopper suite.
>>209328What if the whole world has swag
>>209328what's wrong with slappies?
circus tricks?
you’re supposed to let me throw you YOURE SUPPOSED TO LET ME THR ACCCKKKKK
>>211152You think olympic level judoka are just letting the other guy throw them?
>>211152Anything that you learn in a competition-centric gym that's worth its salt is going to work in competition (i.e. with a skilled opponent resisting). There's a category of moves that work despite resistance (as opposed to moves in which you need a follow up), but the resistance causes pain. For example, there's a headlock escape whereby you roll them from on their hips to their stomach, but if they have their leg crunched up, it puts pressure on their hips because you're rolling them over that leg.Judo has a lot of moves like that. There are moves that, if your hips are far back and you want to stay on your heels, they'll need to pull you and tighten their own rotation so that you slide over them and then they land their ribs on top of yours. It's not a pleasant way to train for anyone involved and it's frustrating for a newbie who doesn't have the wherewithal or technique to take a move to its logical conclusion and harm you in the process. In fact, philosophically, the process of judo, the gentle way, has a pillar regarding mutual benefit and welfare. This means that they shouldn't be throwing you like that, but you shouldn't be putting them in a position to have to throw you that way to practice the technique. The time and place for that kind of force is during competition. Until then you're trying to push each other to perfect the form so when it comes time to take the limiters off you know what you're doing when you put strength behind it. It's a faster, more efficient, more effective, way of training that promotes longevity.
>>211156Yes.
>>211177That’s pretty retarded anon
Is it possible to just never get good at a sport?I always wanted to drift. I used to rip the e brake in snow and dirt but I just suck at it. I bought a simulator setup and been using it for years and I never get better. I can barely drift around one wet corner. I just don’t think I can get good at it i never know where the cars gonna go until I hit the throttle and I’m already sliding out of control.
on dirt/snow it's literally just gassing up to lose rear traction and counter steering to keep front traction. no idea how one can fuck it up.
>>196184it's not necessarily ego. just that when you're older and more experienced and have responsibilities and you heal from injuries a lot slower it's understandable to avoid pushing yourself "to the edge". that's not ego, that's just smart. kids are dumb. turns out doing dumb shit is pretty key to getting good at "extreme sports", an activity designed around putting yourself into unnecessary danger because modern life is so dull.
>>187150There are tons of people who just do activities and never do the film study to improve. Do your research
>>187150yeah, talent is a real thing
>>187150Yeah. I pretty much top out at average at every single sport I’ve ever played. I’ve never been good. Maybe if I dedicated way more time/money to sport I could break that barrier, but I just don’t have the resources.That said, I think anyone can at least reach average (by enthusiast standards) if they put in the necessary work. How fast and easy you get there (or beyond) is up to talent. This goes for any field. There are 10 year old chess prodigies that beat adult grand masters that have been playing their entire life. You can’t tell me that the 10 year old just put in more work - he just has raw talent.
Édition HonhonhonOld Thread:>>195359Keep strictly real-steel related topics in >>>/k/, gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.If you have a useful guide or want to rework one for the OP, post it and someone will add it to the next one.>Recently updated Newbie pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/9EdSzRMj>Recently updated /asg/ retailer guidehttps://pastebin.com/VHtFZX8M>Legal comprehensive, crosscheck with your local laws to be on the safe sideComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>203497VFC M16A2 and Desert storm and Panama kits
>thread almost 4 months old
>>215077I had a thread that was a few days short of 1 year.Also, HPA is gay. Ghostbuster cosplayers are an exception.
>>215077Sadly, /xs/ is a pretty slow board compared to the ones airsofters kept getting tossed out of - I'd wager a lot of people in the airsoft community don't even know we're here, but at the same time that comes with the benefit of the posts that do show up being pretty consistently decent, barring random moments of tomfoolery
Did you guys stockpile BBs?
I'm looking to get a replacement airsoft rifle for my broken g3. My field is semi auto only and my g3 busted and fires a 5 round burst on semi mode for some reasonI've been looking to replace it anywayI'm looking to replace it with this:https://www.evike.com/products/11844/Is this any good? I picked a relatively high priced one that would go good with my cold war era outfit. (pasgt, m81 woodland etc)This one's price seems good because I'm guessing that higher price = quality.There is also the CYMA m16a3 which is lower price but also looks goodNot sure if I should get this one either.. they look identical its weirdhttps://www.evike.com/products/30906/
>>211051did you try and use the search function anon>>203495
>>211056I HATE GENERALS I HATE GENERALS I HATE GENERALS
>>>/k/ is your best bet for this sort of stuff