What's up /xs/bros. I hope you've all been having a rad spring so far. I'm here to catch everyone up with how our divegrass team has been coming along. This past Autumn Cup was my first cup as manager. It was a very fun and retarded first run, but it was also a trainwreck in terms of results, as we lost the 3 games we had.Next weekend our team plays in the Spring Cup qualifiers. I swore to do much better this Spring Cup, so I've been working a lot on the tactics side. We've had a lot of help for our aesthetics from people outside of the team. We made a lot of changes, and a lot more changes are on the way. I know exactly what our stadium and ball will look like, but I was not able to make the time to make them. Those will be my priorities for the next cup.The schedule for the Spring Cup qualifiers next weekend is the followingApril 10 - vs /co/April 11 - vs /vst/April 12 - vs /lit/Please come support our team. I will do my best to get us out of these qualifiers and get into the proper Cup.I'd also like to remind everyone that we have a >dicksword for our team, and you're welcome to join. The invite link is on the contact info page on the rigged wiki.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>259174It's over...
Well, after a draw on Friday, a win yesterday, and a wild loss today, we won't be going to the Spring Cup. Thank you to every one that watched and supported this team. We'll be back this upcoming Autumn. I will be sure to have our stadium, ball, and other work that needs to be done, ready by Autumn. Keep on Earth Rocking.
>>259696Better luck next cup.
>playing cards isn't extr...
>>259676https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcVpnZZodEY
Hello everybody . So like a 6 months ago my old "friend" begged me to lent my dh mtb to his friend, and I told it would be a good idea to strengthen our friendship. with some hesitation I lent it to them the next day. Shortly after 2 days they returned everything was fine, and than they begged me to lent them bike again because his friends bike was broken, and we decided to store it at my basement. Than 1,2 days after they took that broken bike out of basement and sold it. And then begged to lent my dh Bike again for 4 days, because "I don't need I'm not riding that much" well yes I was preparing for exams. I said like ok but not for more days, my parents didn't knew that I lent it. Than passed like 2,3 weeks of me literally begging them to return it, also my "old friend" was my classmate so I was questioning him every day, and he replied : it's not my problem you lent bike to him not to me. I can write even more in details what happend but it would be long if anyone interested in. After 3 weeks of me begging them they returned me it, transmission destroyed, and every bearing was with rusty water. As an excuse for what they did, they said that I abandoned my friend when we were 13 years old in the forest, and it was telling his friend who wasn't even at the moment it happend, basically imagine the start of small local forest near city where many people hanging out, and we left him in close to exit area waiting for him like literally a wide trail that goes only in one way, as result he walked out with bike only with some mud stains on shirt. And that was an excuse, ok but then they told that they found buyer for my cycle, but they will be selling it without me without my supervision because they told everybody that it's their cycle. I declined it and then they threatened me that they won't give back my tools that I lent them earlier. At this point I told my parents about it, and I got my tools back, and it's not the end of the story. It is too long.
>>246766yea, dont lend people anything. i had to go around to my neighbours to get my paintbrush back that they never used after 3 months,
>>246766well you learned who your friends really are.As a proper bike autist I never let people borrow anything that I want back in the end.And never to anyone who is black, Indian, or has any kind of YN behavior
>>246766Register your bike on bikeindex and with the local police. If someone "borrows" your bike and won't give it back, tell the police it's stolen and you know who stole it. And never lend those people anything again, ever.
We need a new MTB thread. The last ones archived.
>>259693yh done
ITT: We take a non-extreme sport and change it to make it extreme.Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want. Weapons allowed. Basically the Road Rash game but on foot.Dodgeball with bocce.Polo but with rodeo horses.Water polo but the water is slightly acidic so your skin and eyes start to burn after a while and you can only get out (rotating with other team members) once you score.Any motor sport but without brakes.Soccer with bowling balls.Squash but the room is so narrow and you can get hit by the other player's racket.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>82696Buzkashi, but the goat is alive and really pissed off.
>>38955Nascar, but with half the cars going in the opposite direction.
biathlon with armor piercing rounds and the targets are light APCs, you have to kill the dummy in the drivers seat
>>256259LMAO
>>38955Make Mutant Football League real. Enforce mandatory steroid usage and allow fighting after the end of plays. Let teams set traps on the field.
>joints hurtyour response?
>>248334RRRAW I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU
>>249622>dit da jowbased and iron palm pilled
Take it easy. Lift weights at comfortable intensity. Slowly increase capability
is there something like tiger balm but for muscle/ligament soreness?
>>259527Muay Thai liniment
Springtime edition Old thread >>255974
New thread tomorrow. Rip moat race
>>259214Sorry for never getting back but I've been healing because I ate shit really bad by landing on my shoulder blade and have been kinda scared to ride ever since. How do I even break in a skateboard when I can't really ride it?
>>259615FROM THE TOP ROPE BAAAAHH GAAAWWWDDDD
New one >>259648
is rodney mullen the skateboard god?
Like you know batman
The lengths you can go through to avoid spending money can become an Olympian effort.
>>259288>Hit the gym around midnight as usuall>the only bus that drops me off near my place gets cancelled that night as well as the next one an hour later>know for a fact the cab would run me around 50 bucks to where im going plus the usuall ill take the long way by the cabbie>walk home for 2,5h straight in 4°celsius weatherI had muscle soreness for 3 days straight, fuck beinf broke. Worst part of it all is that all the extra effort does not go towards anything usefull or desirable such as say a crackhead physique, poor mans gorilla strength or some solid bum endurance
>>259368israelites fleeing egypt energy
what martial art should i do after taekwondo? i'm currently abt to be a black belt in ITF taekwondo and i noticed that it kinda sucks due to the lack of handwork.ive been thinking of exploring either judo (since im pretty big) or eskrima (for grappling techniques and knifeplay). in general im looking for a style that is more hands-focused to go with the footwork of taekwondo
>>247891Will you become an amazing all around fighter who can threaten competent fighters? Probably notCan you kick a crackhead in the chest and make him rethink his decision? Probably yesNot everyone has to be super optimal MMA guy
>>247891Since you have kicks boxing or kick boxing. Escrima seems cool but hard to find a good gym.
>>247891Combat Sambo if you can find, you can make Combat TKD! https://youtube.com/shorts/B4LIsuuFR6w
boxing or any grappling martial art. boxing because taekwondo, no matter the type, has shitty punching technique and defense (check https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn98RdwPw48 and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz-kU1X0Q2I, which are boxers beating taekwondoins from the ITF). grappling martial arts because you only know striking and MAYBE some takedowns (if your school actually teached you them), since you said you're big then any will do, though judo would be my main recommendation
Why not just boxing? TKD strikes suck, you want something hands focused..
Were you expecting someone else? edition >Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dprevious off basho general >>257402
New thread >>259355>>259355>>259355>>259355>>259355
>>259349>Tobizaru entering the press conference room to deliver the punishment
>>259356
>>259356>page 1>far from image limit>uses some 7-8 shitter as the OP
>>259331He has the important task of making sure the names on the wall are in banzuke order
WHY THE FUCK DONT THEY MAKE 7.5 DECKS ANYMORE
You mean like a freestyle deck?
So you don’t know?
>>244998that's fucking tiny just like your penis
>>244998Why should they?
fr all decks are way too big these days, I used to quadruple flip on my 6.5 by 27 board
40+ anons. What martial arts do you train? When did you start? Do you train/lift outside of martial arts? I'm looking to get back into judo/boxing but i'm an old fat piece of shit right now. Any suggestions for training smart as an old guy?
>>244209THANKS FOR THE MILK, MARK>>243996Judo will teach you how to fall. That's why I would place it before boxing, that's not to say that you shouldn't do boxing.
>>244482>I'm fat>>>/fit/76077351>>>/fit//fat/>>244561>I should probably lose some weight >>>/fit/76077351>>>/fit//fat/>thx anon, i might look it up. i'm trying to not overload myself with info because that's an endless road to go down.If you're already dealing with training injuries I might suggest either pirating or buying a digital copy and doing a Ctrl+f search for recommendations around that specific injury (it doesn't have everything but it has some of the common ones). I used my digital copy as a reference before buying a physical copy to read outright. Pic related are some excerpts I was discussing with a friend who was struggling to bench with a recurring shoulder injury.>>244578>Judo will teach you how to fall. That's why I would place it before boxingVery solid suggestion. It sounds like OP used to do judo so he should already know how to drill ukemi. Adding this to his daily routine could do a lot towards injury prevention.
>>243996dont roll or spar with someone you wouldnt do acid with
>>244561>5x5 Strongliftslifting weights is not martial arts. MA is for fighting, the training helps with strength and conditioning. As you get older heavy weights are not your friend. Moderate to light lifting and cardio is best. The best cardio is some combo of fighting practice because the older you get the more likely you are to need it, its just statistics. If you need it its always unexpected - gas station, coming out of a store, getting into your car. Carry a knife and spray. Its always better to be prepared instead of being a victim.
Bump
How fucked am IPosted this on another board before but this one seems better, my apolocheese
do you have a background in anything? the regional MMA scene is pretty hit or miss, whereas people have been boxing since childhood (actual sport). If you can train 2-3 martial arts a week without injuring yourself (probably just BJJ, Kickboxing) then it's probably achievable. Check what national tournaments there are.
>>257390you'll probably lose to some gen alpha kid either way though
>>257270Mma somehow is worse and better at the same time. Because of the variety you can get away with a lot of BS and defeat guys who would be able to beat you if it was a more focused fighting sport like kickboxing. Just rock-paper-scissors your way to the top
>>255126Source?
Just do it fag cya at the top
How extreme is too extreme?
>>251262Soulders-scooting, that's a new one
scissorboard deathmatchhttps://youtu.be/PUJq91Gt_zY13:16
>>251262What's the counter to this?
>>257948wheelbarrow suplex (with theatrics)
>>257948Imo enter low, avoid getting double underedPinch your thighs so his head is trapped and can't rotateAnd just smother him with your taint
What's up with huge guy usually not knowing how to fight?
>>250012>What's up with huge guy usually not knowing how to fight?they rely on size to intimidate and strength if they do fight, but a real fighter is not intimidated and knows how to beat fatty.
Bob knew how to fight, for example he tore the shit out of that dolls head for a promo video once. That shit was hardcore.
At a certain size it just becomes too difficult to move your body effectively, even if you're on roids. That's why in open weight competitions like Pride the best fighters capped out at like 230lbs (Fedor, Cro Cop, Igor Vovchanchyn, Mark Coleman, etc.) and some were even successful while weighing substantially less (Wanderlei Silva, Dan Henderson).No matter how well conditioned you are, if you're 300lbs of muscle you're gonna gas out quickly. And apart from a few 0.00001% freak of nature, genetic outliers most guys aren't capable of being fast/explosive at that size. Freak levels of size can get you far, but at that very highest level you need a balance of good over all athleticism combined with elite level skills.
>>250012Took it for granted
>>250012Big guys are used to instilling fear in their opponents from their size so it made it easier for them to beat them up. But they never take into account big muscles means big energy expenditures so they gas out rather quick
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>>253881It sure as shit isn't white trash on wheels either.
muscles =/= athleticismSome bloated powersharter that can bench 400lbs but can't scratch his own back and gets winded walking up a flight of stairs is not a formidable opponent for any intermediate martial artist (unless you're some 120lbs turbo manlet). Same goes for your average bodybuilder who in the grand scheme of things is probably not even that strong and poor overall athleticsim.Now a guy that's explosive and fast, and legit has top 1% genetics (like a D1 football player or something) AND lifts weights, that's where things become problematic and where the real "strength vs skill" debate begins.>>258532When it comes to people that are untrained, it barely matters. Especially if that weight "advantage" is derived from a guy just being an out of shape fat ass.Even at an amateur level it's not that big of a deal. I'm 180lbs and I regularly dunk on dudes 40 pounds heavier than me in sparring. I've even had a couple smokers in local shoddy competitions where there was a big weight difference (20lbs-30lbs pounds) because my opponents failed to make weight/the organization was crummy and they'd match you up with whomever and it was fine. You can see it in those YouTube fight orgs as well, like Streetbeefs, which have dubious match ups in terms of size, but smaller guys manage to come out on top frequently.If anything "muh weight classes" is super overrated because most people are just hobbyists that will never reach a level where weight becomes the truly limiting factor
>>253749He would probably beat Eddie Hall albeit
>>258539being a fan and promotor of skateboarding has to be the most embarrassing thing on earth. The whole culture is based around doing heroin and not contributing to anything.
>>258667I'm not a fan of motors on skateboarding, no
