>>264643It's not nice to call attention to Joe Rogan's St. Vaseline Disorder like that
>>261618Its a shame winged c is the way he is. The guy clearly has talent, if he could take things seriously he could be a great fighter
>>261618The video has been removed
>>266015Considering how most people were disagreeing with the owner of the channel and he went on a muting spree, it doesn't surprise me that he'd remove the video too.
I farted and my butthole bleed a little bit. I'm a neet so I have no assurance.
How can I look like this if I'm brown lol
RIPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc3fA_1ycL4
Yes, its extreme, the concentration, the competition, the gambling, the money - the WOMEN!
I miss /asp/, bros...
>>267589>YMASwhats YMAS
>>267620Your Martial Art Sucks, which was basically the shitposting subforum for Bullshido.net. Sort of a proto /asp/ and at one point, had a bunch of ancient and entertaining exposes of martial arts frauds. But upon searching for it for the first time in years, I'm realizing that next to nothing was archived. So it goes.
>>267588>You think you’re special...
>>268148Pic related is the most overrated top guy in history. He couldn't even lace Nanga Parbat's boots.
>>267627>next to nothing was archivedI really would like an archive of /asp/
Would've been GOAT if he wasn't diseased and dying to the cold and flu. He could've been triple champ.DESTROYS Anderson Silva, Israel Adesanya, Alex Pereira, Sean Strickland, DDP.DESTROYS Jiri Prochazka, Jamahal Hill, Glover Texeira. Beats up Magomed Ankalaev, beats Jon Jones.DESTROYS Jack Della Maddalena, Belal Muhammad. Beats Kamaru Usman, Islam Makhachev, GSP.
He could of been the greatest, if only he wasn't inbred.
>>240440Strickland is literally missing a chunk of his kneecap. How do you lose to that?
>>268203Go fight him and find out
>>268223*How do you train your entire life for a sport and lost to a guy with missing bones in his knee
>>268309Sean is just a shitty style matchup for Khamzat. He is very good at counter wrestling, has extremely good takedown defense and doesn't ever stop throwing punches. For a front runner like Khamzat who is most dangerous in the 1st round, those are all characteristics that work against his style. Sean has great cardio because he never just burns through all his energy while Khamzat does tire out in an effort to finish opponents early. All i know is Khamzat does NOT deserve an instant rematch in any way. He needs to beat another 2 or 3 guys in the top 10 in order to get his shot. His middleweight resume is already thin as it is.
please tell me im not the only one who swears his name has always been Mike Valley
>>90229Since the 90's I've literally never heard him called anything but Mike Valley. I can say that much.
>>257903Bump
Funny captchas
>>258842>Funny captchasIf there wasn't a Mike V captcha then they fucked up 2 bh
>>90229Bump
surprising that more fighters don't realize that calling Jonah's bluff is the quickest way to get their name out there. and there's only going to be a limited time to do it before he reinvents himself again in a few months
I want to see Jonah fight Simon the Savage
>>267881Based Cub. Glad he won his last fight, been a fan of his since WEC.
>>267881>not having the belt checker do it
Obviously somebody with fighting experience is more than likely going to decimate Jonah. Maybe get another celebrity who does BJJ, like Russell Brand, or Mark Fuckerturd.
>>268160>more than likely going to decimate Jonahbruh johah is a hollywood tard with no real life experience. He confuses his hollywood characters with reality. Any average person would destry the skinnyfat tard.
hey. im in southern cali, and there's a couple of options for grappling styles near me:- training with the local cc wrestling team off-season in a club (freestyle wrestling, non-intramural; literally just a club with the wrestling team)- kosen judo school (judo + more newaza??)- bjj school (10th planet or the standard bjj that comes in mma gyms)im a pretty athletic guy currently on the local college's track team + consistent s&c whenever classes arent trying to rape me. im pretty short for my age (5'7" barely) with a stocky build, so if any of these arts stand out as a must for some retard like me, i'd like to try them.
>>265711Depends what do you want to learn. I would do bjj only after wrestling or judo unless you're sure that the gym you choose will teach takedowns well.
>>265715Your reasoning for wrestling is why I'd bump it to the top of the list. I do bjj but I'm also at one of the two or three schools out of 20+ in the city that has an in house wrestling coach. Almost everywhere is gonna have a couple former wrestlers you can work with but I find even being able to pick the brain of someone that did it at such a high level is invaluable
>>265711they all suck so do cc wrestling at least they'll teach you to be aggressive
>>265711Wrestling because it's harder to do later in life and will likely have a more serious athlete mentality than the average of the other groups. Kosen judo would be my pick otherwise. BJJ rules can lead to some goofy training priorities but the newaza practice is good.
not OP but there is a freestyle wrestling club near me, they are welcoming to all levels, whatever that means. I never wrested a day in my life but should I join at 25 yo?
Oh look, a longboarding thread!
>>264292We have a deeply closeted longboarder in /esg/, please help him come out of his shell and take him in.
>>264758>>>/toy/11829654
>>264821>he's actually in the longboard threadLMAO You're in here because you're bicurious.
I think these will be appreciated here.
I'm only interested in longboarding that involves girls in sundresses and bare feet
"Lucky" edition.>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dprevious thread >>266848
>>267710Onosato is a giga nigga and yet he's effectively useless after one (1) injury. He would never make Ozeki in his current state.I doesn't matter how big you think you are. You run into some 400lbs bloatmaxer at a slightly wrong angle and you never make it out of MS.
its over
>>267828Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the Kokugikan, protesting me, spitting. Calling me fraudzuna and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me, huh? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!
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>>267824Lmaoing at Hakuho just stood there like what the fuck dude
> be me> want to feel free to travel/explore places> want a motorcycle at first> too broke for motorcycle and motorcycle license> get a minibike instead to try and get the same feeling as a motorcycle> ends up being a moneypit, attracts too much attention from cops/karens, don't use it that often> get a walmart "BMX" bike from marketplace to do grocery runs without having to pay for gas> I explore more and go further on the bike than I've ever gone on any motorized vehicle> go to donut shop at 5 am, explore city at 2 am, etc.> falls apart after like a month of riding (because walmart quality)> get a real BMX bike that won't break when you look at it the wrong way> learn basic bunny hops, go for gas station runs, mob random places> I can travel wherever and nobody cares (cops and karens too focused on surrons and speeding cars)> no gas, registration, insurance> undetectable by flock cameras (no license plate)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
fixies own too
>>267098fixie riders can be cool looking but sometimes they can be entitled and obnoxious because of the lack of brakes desu. Also the bikes are way overpriced IMO for how mechanically simple they're supposed to be. Fixed gear companies are like the apple of the bike world. Fixie riders have skillz tho ngl, can't argue with the steez factor.
>>267121yea the lack of brakes is the fun part. having to plan and route out everything in your head
> be me>8-9 years old>parents are building a house at the top of a U shaped court>ride our bikes there with mum dad and sister one day>wanted to go down hill as fast as possible> go down hill on BMX without using breaks >be going super fast cant stop even if i tried> hit neibours gravel driveway slide across>wrist smashes into mailbox>fracture wrist>sister bikes to go get dad>dad bikes home as fast as possible>brings car back and picks us up>go to hospital>wait for like an hour and a halfComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
King of the Streets - no rules MMA on concrete. Completely underground unsanctioned shit.You may not like it but this is what peak athletic performance looks like. KOTS Discussion: Eye Gouge Supremacy Edition!https://youtu.be/II4vHnf1A5E
>>267235>>267236What you mean apart from controlling the whole fight and deciding whether you get up or get your eyes gouged out?
>>267256KOTG dudes just shrug off being thrown on pavement so it's not a reliable fight ender compared to striking. Going to the ground is bad because it exposes you to eye gouges, aids bites, stabbing, soccer kicks. Time spent on learning submissions or takedowns is better spent perfecting striking, takedown defence and getting out. There was that one fight where the guy judo'd the other guy and choked him out all in the span of 10 seconds but it's an exception.
>>267381Throw them on their head
>>267388you mean like in kotg oh wait
>>267388It turns out this can only happen if your opponent is an extremely physically awkward fuck, like drunk or high or decrepit, or if you nigh-suicidally guide their head down into the ground and risk knocking yourself out ala Kevin Randleman vs Fedor. Concrete floors make the latter option unappealing. KOTS once again dispelling martial arts rumors. Throws on concrete are rarely a fight ender. That said, ending a throw in a dominant position is very important if your opponent can eye gouge you. So 1 point for Judo and kesa gatame.
I pray that orolbai becomes champion
>>266675He is a really fun fighter to watch usually, like his fight with Rebecki. Other than that stinker vs Curtis - that was a terrible fight. Im not sure why he went down to welterweight but i think he is definitely top 10 material. Not sure about champ but maybe.
we all do brotha
Three going on fifty edition. The next 10 years will see Dan dominating sumo like nobody else ever has before >Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dprevious thread >>265838
>>267340M10E- Miyabiyama, M10W- Kazuma
>>267320Going by autism, Shishi would have made rope in 5 bashos.>>267321Fat and flexible, will never go higher than ozeki.>>267323Then Asakoryu is roiding? For his height, he is extremely jacked.
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>>267045>this was considered a peak rikishi build in 1901
>>267227I correctly surmised that HWNBAY (he would never be a yokozuna). However, he deserves his flowers for making it as far as he did. While the Sumo Genius moniker was semi-ironic shitposting at the time, it actually fits. His commentary is surprisingly insightful when it comes to oshizumo.
So I’ve always had this question: if a fighter in, a physical sport like karate or MMA or something like that would purposely hurt their opponents during a fight or like a sparring match, and if so, how and why would you do it, and would you try to be discrete about it or just do it? Or maybe you just did it once for a specific reason or targeted someone. Whatever the case may be, I’d love to hear your takes on this if y’all have done it or something similar.
>>266049never post again
During light sparring at my full contact karate dojo this semi new (maybe 4 months of training) guy kept trying to side kick my head off, over and over again. And then he went to spar with some other new people and he kept hitting them far too hard for a light spar, so when he came back to me I chose to only target the leg he was side kicking with. Every time he raised it to chamber for the side kick I would kick the back of the raised thigh as hard as possible, I kept doing it and sure enough he got a dead leg. Then as he tried to side kick again, he raised his leg and it gave out, he put it down too fast and somehow broke a bone in his foot with the way he landed. I felt bad because this was about 30 minutes into a two hour session but the instructor, myself, and many others kept asking him to go lighter, especially on the newer people in the dojo, yet he wouldn't so really he deserved it.
>>266049I would always try to hurt everyone at a tournament. I don't know you so you can catch the fade.
