Your girlfriend thinks she can beat you in an mma fight. You wanna show her she's wrong but don't wanna hurt her. What do you do?
>>215768T. Seething after rejected by multiple fat ugly woman
>>215692While you're around the house doing nothing in particular, casually pick her up and move her out of the way so you can get something.
>>215692>You ... don't wanna hurt her.That's where you're wrong. I didn't soundproof a room in the basement so we could play the bagpipes.
>>215692get her in the guard pull her panties down and start fucking her
>>215692Light sparring then basic takedown into power rape
Does punching power increase forever the longer you train? Or is there a limit?
For thousands of years, people have wondered about the pugiverse. Did it stretch on forever, or was there a limit?
>>216253there is a limit but a perfectly executed punch is perfectly executed... You need the perfect ratio of velocity and weight as well as perfect form in the execution of the punch.
>>216253A combination of things can work in tandem. You either have power or you do not. It's true. I was knocking people out since I was a kid and had no idea how to punch. When you add good technique, and most importantly, timing, even a lack of power can appear as power and get the desired results. Nignogoo can KO people with no technique because of massive power. But Cowboy Ceronne can KO people because of great timing and very little power. Great foot work and trap setting can deliver KOs for you even without natural power.
>>216253Basically Forever.I don't think you're ever going to reach your maximum hip or serratus strength potential.
Eventually you get old and your power goes down. Same with injuries or lack of training over long periods. Time is a cruel thief that robs us all.
In BJJ, the blue belt signifies the ability to defeat a larger, stronger opponent that is untrained (or should do, as defined by Helio Gracie.)A boxers garb has no signals to represent ones proficiency. So what would an amateur boxer have to look like, perform, and demonstrate his proficiency in order for a coach (or an experienced boxer) to think that person could defeat a larger, stronger but untrained opponent?
>>220196>the blue belt signifies the ability to defeat a larger, stronger opponent that is untrained I always thought this was such a remarkably low standard, Because no kidding 12 weeks of boxing or less will get you to the same level then what up to 2 years of bjj? that's ridiculous
5-6 months of boxing should be way more than enough to beat someone who has never fought in their life even if they outweigh you by 80 pounds
>>220254Yes but the 2 years bjj guy is absolutely smoking mister 12 weeks boxing majority of the time, same for >>220290
>>220246/thread
>>220254>bjjdifferent skill floors and skill ceilings
I'll start>Scorpion Rib CrushThis is a variant of do-jime (banned judo technique but legal in BJJ and MMA) where you have an opponent in closed guard and squeeze your knees on their floating ribs.Here's a video of a WMMA fighter using it to win in Bellator:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Pel1w2tZYLAVery hit-or-miss but can either>do nothing (if they have a strong core)>break ribs>fuck up organs (supposedly)You can hear the opponent yell out and tap immediatelyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>220352>get gently pushed and concede the takedown so you can pull guard anywaywhat now
>>220397You're being disingenuous. You know damn well I mean when one competitor gets in dick sucking position or bottom missionary and the referee doesn't force the guy to stand back up and actually fight. If they're both already grappling on the ground and one chooses a defensive position, then that wasn't what I or anyone else was criticizing.
>>220352If You remove strikes these things become exploitable and it's not beneficial to run in there and get quickly takedowns
>>220403>If You remove strikes these things become exploitable and it's not beneficial to run in there and get quickly takedownsYou know what's less beneficial: training bad habits that would get you stomped in a real fight/non-competition environment.
They should make it legal to kick someone who pulls guard in the face. Simple.
Does bjj teach you anything useful?
>>220100There's a BJJ thread already, you fucking mongoloid. Every time you create a thread, another thread dies. Stop shitting up /xs/ with your retarded inquiries. Btw, I didn't bump this thread.
>>220104>a wannabe bjj fighter is retarded*gasp*
How to resist deadly attacks
>>220104Shut up. The threads here are hardly worth saving from page 10 anyway
>>220100Its good training if you want to learn how to rape. lol jk
I've Been Playing For 25 Years But I Stopped Enjoying It 15 Years Ago Edition.Old thread: >>142716We're coming back any day now, boys.
I have been doing MMA for 15 years, have fought 11 times as an amateur bum and I know how important cardio really is. However, am I wrong when I say that "warmups" before every class are bullshit and a sign of a McDojo, if they are basically a cardio workout on their own AND they consist purely of movements unrelated to the sport? In my eyes, coaches do this shit if they are either too lazy to structure the class and think about the content, or they are doing some boxercise faggotry for fat soccer moms. Imagine this: You are a normie slob, no experience, and you have to do 30 minutes of excessive cardio shit that is unrelated to combat sports, like jumping jacks and running in circles. Afterwards, you are too exhausted to focus 100% on the actual combat sport drills, for which you had joined the gym. Warmups should just be enough that you can perform training safely. Mobilisation, few plyometrics, and then practice the moves from the previous lesson again. That's it. I would either put the cardio trash at the end of the class, or do it as separate lessons during which you can focus 100% on cardio and nothing else.
>>220314>I'm 46 and beat college wrestlers.Your students, or in actual competition? It's not uncommon for guys to dial back their athletic exertion to focus on solving grappling problems in the dojo.
>>220340That kind of incestuous credentialfagging is a large part of why many of the Chinese martial arts turned into absurd jokes. There are plenty of grappling disciplines older and better developed than Brazilian butt scoot and sometimes we can learn things from outside perspectives.
kekwhat the fuck is this thread?so many conflicting statements.tons of grand standing.Grow nuts you fucking faggotsespeciall this gay shit>>220314>And since you are on 4Chan and not Reddit>>220340go back you fucking faggots
>>220350I think the greater threat is the beginners that just repeat everything they're told without question
>>220314Does your dad work for Nintendo
Does /xs/ prefer step or strap on bindings? Do step ons work in deep powder?
>>220117I assumed it would be smarter to buy my own gear ASAP so I could learn faster via a consistent setup. My friend taught me how to carve to slow down though, which will help me. I was riding flat and going really fast down hills and crashing at the bottom. Basically, I was riding like a fucking dumbass.So moving forward, I will fall much less, or at least my falls will be less gnarly.
>>220123Well you have the board now so might as well learn on it and you have a buddy to help you which is even better, shred on anon.
>>220168>shred on anonthanks anon, I will :3
>>220123>I was riding flat and going really fast down hills and crashing at the bottom. Basically, I was riding like a fucking boss.ftfy
>>220103Remember to target fixate on the bigges tree you see
What the fuck bros? There's no /scuba/ general?Let's rectify that.Best dive sites? Hairy or funny stories?And the obvious question, what's better? PADI or SDI?Here's an Australian Scuba FAQ until we make our ownhttps://scubaworld.com.au/learn-to-dive-faqs
>>217876No point if you aren't getting wet>>214012Look harder I've seen underwater blowjobs
>>214010>she freedivesis there a bigger green flag?
>>215145Either that or they are feminine as hell but completely ran thru or have a sugar daddy or whatever
Should I buy a backplate+wing or jacket for first bcd?
>>85309Ok
Why isn't muay thai a big thing outside of ladyboyland if there are so many people who hate grappling and for some reason watch mma?
>>217230If it isn't MMA no one gives a fuck. Why would we settle for only partial full contact?>Why not Muay Thai big?Fuck muay thai, why not Kudo bigger? All the upsides of MMA + the variables introduced by gear + resets when tap attempts go on too fucking long.
>>218510>If it isn't MMA no one gives a fuck.Boxing
I'm glad it's not more popular to be honest. One is fun to watch but i'd much rather watch RWS, Thai Fight, Petchyindee, Jitmuangnon etc over it. I like the pace, I like the tradition, and becoming more popular would just water it down. Plus there's amateur promotions here that people in my gym fight for so I get to see live amateur fights from time to time.
>>217357>People want to see fights with the least restrictions possibleExplain the popularity of boxing then.
>>217230>>218526Muay Thai is boring compared to boxing. You would know this if you had decades of experience of watching combat sports.
>trying to decide between going for a walk or playing disc golf. Played disc golf yesterday for reference.
So glad I get to play maple hill fairly regularly. Marshall Street is literally Disc Golf Walmart
I'm making disc golf patches. What ideas do you want?
>>194266It's because the people are too small to handle larger discs.
>>212748nice, I've gotta make it up there sometime, its not that much farther than going to wickhamtower ridge skins match is finally out, too bad luke wasnt there and we had to listen to that dumbass instead forgetting who's on the box every single hole
I know the japanese tourism and animation industry have a lot to thank toriyama for, but something underrated is how much the martial arts industry has to thank him forfact is it wouldn't be nearly as popular of a hobby as it is if this show never existed since it's the thing that inspired so many kids to get involvedso ITT we will discuss all things related to our training and self improvement and helping each otherexercises, training routines, diets, motivation, etc.work hard, study well, and eat and sleep plenty
>>214738https://youtu.be/kVdlBxdqv8s
I've been losing weight, the trick was to stop eating vegetablesI only eat meat and fruit, no leafs stems roots or seeds. I've been thoroughly convinced they're toxic and not meant to be eaten in the absurd quantities we have them I lost 27lbs in a month and a halfAnd the neat part is its actually impossible to overeat meat or fruit so I get to have as much as I want whenever I want
The training with Master Roshib was very Kino and by the way also subversive. The turtle master actually has his disciples perform physically demanding jobs such as delivering milk or construction work.There is also the fact of having fun and relaxing during training.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qQaoxfHk7d8&pp=ygUebWFlc3RybyByb3NoaSBoYXkgcXVlIHRyYWJhamFy
Got the DOMS something fierce today lads
I'm trying really hard to unlock my splitsThe only thing is I'm really afraid to do the split itself. Like I'll go down too far and not be able to get myself back up, or slip and blow something out
Roller skate thread.Mostly Inline & Quads, Hockey & Derby welcome, Soaps & Heelies too if they're chill. Ice skates? Who knows.Discuss rollerskating tricks, gear, hobbies, complaining about the cost of new wheels and anything else relating to rolling around and it's culture. Cool roller skating /mu/sic is welcome, but talk about other shit too, don't just post music links with nothin else. Definitely not!vandalism belongs on >>>/po/stencilFAQ first editionhttps://rentry.org/cantbailLast thread (next thread before 2026?)https://archived.moe/xs/thread/127374
>>219530Yup. Smaller wheels. Big wheels are for small penis legs.
>>219488Dude little bro got style no shit.
>>219510theyre both trinity. I kind of opted for two extremes in my setups. If i splurge again for a frame when it warms up I'll retire the 3x100 for a 4x90. I have large feet(12.5US, 47EU) and the wheel base on the 100s is 250mm. I should have just done the thing everyone tells you to do and start with a normal sized frame. oh well.
>>220044I originally just wanted to ride a bike, but my daughter took to roller skates faster, now for her next bday she wants a pair of inlines like me.
>>220044>>220045powerslide makes a 4x90 trinity frame called the combat rocker. it has a 290mm wheelbase which is way better for a size 12 and you can ride it flat or rockered. you could also try a 4x80 with a longer wheelbase, i think ground control makes a 270mm one, same base as a normal 4x90 setuphonestly i would highly recommend the 90mm combat rocker, its probably the best option for you. you can switch back to banana rocker on the same frame if you dont like riding flat, and not many frames come in that wheelbase. the closer the wheelbase is to your foot size the better. you can even use smaller wheels for a lower ride height but its not necessaryman i probably sound like a shill. i have a sister whos young enough to be my daughter and shes also taken a liking to inline skating, teaching is fun. not enough kids on skates these days
There was a two hour queue to climb past the bottleneck at K2 .What's the fuckin point of climbing mountains, even supposedly the most hardest one if there's gonna be lines full of tourists like a Disneyland ride?
idiots climbing short cold mountains instead of Mauna Kea, the worlds tallest mountain, easy to get to and in a nice climate
>>216683Bad luck
>>216683The climbing season is incredibly short to begin with and inclement weather can make it even shorter.If there's two or three teams on the mountain and the weather is nice, the expedition leaders will space out the summit assaults (which can take days) to avoid traffic.If there's an incoming storm, though, it's either go now or go home and try again next year, spending tens of thousands more dollars.To call them just a bunch of tourists is a little disingenuous. They're still experienced climbers. It's not like they're just on an easy hike while everyone around them is killing themselves.
>>216683>>217063not k2 BUT the Everest has become -in some tourism packs- indeed a vanity ride for rich old men. I think the Moon youtube dug up a website which was "sherpas will carry ALL your stuff + your oxygen, luxury rest tents, etc". Not everyone is like that but..the trend is a thing.>also calling the porters "sherpas" is cringe, sherpa is an ethnicity. Imagine calling the tennis ball boys "the caucasians"
>>217063they are experienced ishThis isn't the 90s anymore, the Everest Tourism shit came to K2
Want to participate in one of the most ultimate extreme sports? Come Skydive.Either do a tandem for ~S220 (Don't get video you will watch it once or twice and it costs $120+) or go through AFF and jump with your own gear every jump ($~3600 for the first 8 jumps or so) Most jumps are $60-70 after that if renting gear, or ~$30 if you have your own.Any questions? Ask away I'm an insutructor
>>217965Nicely done.>>217679Yeah Boston area. I've jumped at Jumptown, SNE, CPI and Danielson.If you are living in Boston Proper, SNE up in Lebenon Maine would be your closest proper DZ. I'd stay away from Pepperall (Groupon that dumps out the tandems at 10,000 and then climbs to 13.5).Jumptown has a decent population of belly jumpers and a few swoopers (full sized swoop pond) and a proper RV campground.
I did 15 jumps from June to September. Now I'm waiting for April for season to reopen.At my 10th jump I wasn't scared of jumping anymore but now I'm watching videos and I know I will be terrified again in April
>>218576I'm living in downtown Boston. Anyway I could hitch a ride up to a DZ on a weekend?
How to make skydyving more extreme without making it as retarded as this?
>>219129remind me later when the season starts
