Future Yokozuna edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread>>245691
>>247180Retard.
>>247180>some form of striking isACK
>>247181Faggot. >>247182Yes, and look how unprepared he was. One shot and he went straight down.
does anyone have a clip of takayasu making a mush of dan's face from september?
Can't believe Mita is kill
Daily reminder that there is nobody in human history who can consistently beat Tom Aspinall in a fist fight and that he is the real heavyweight champion
>>241706funny enough, Oleksander Usyk is now the lineal UFC heavyweight champ, since Fury (barely) beat Ngannou then Usyk beat Fury twice.so i guess Usyk's gotta go to the UFC once he's done boxing
>>231778*pokes his eyes*
>>234417This aged well
>>231778Well, considering he's blind now i think most people could beat him.
>>231778Aye aye
What’s up /xs/bros. I’m Mortis, the new /xs/ divegrass manager. Our extreme virtual divegrass team will be competing in the upcoming 4cc Autumn Babby Cup. Use this thread to comment your suggestions for players, aesthetics, tactics, any thoughts on the overall team, or be the first /xs/ anon to call the new manager a fag.Our board is home to a wide variety of extreme sports, so I would love to see a little more representation of sports that haven’t gotten a chance to shine. I’m also looking into getting our team our very first stadium, something that can hopefully be finalized in the future.This will be my first cup as manager so please support our team this next cup. Let’s show all the other boards that it’s not about the size of our board that matters, it’s about how long it takes to learn a new skate trick without giving up, how many times we get thrown on the mat by our opponent and we still get up, how we go for that steep hill on our bike without bailing. Whatever extreme sport you practice, it’s about the extreme passion you have.And remember, you don’t have to be a musician to be an Earth Rocker.
Well now were dead on match two. How about next time you don't fucking throw a match to /y/ by trying to match their retardation. Also change Tony Hawks model from that stupid fucking static PS1 model. Grab one from the newest games, those would fit so much better since he wasn't having those existential moments in the 90's.
Well we lost 5-2 today. Sorry for another loss /xs/bros. This was my 2nd match managing but I'm quickly learning how to get better. On Sunday we play /vr/. It might be our last game of this cup but we're gonna give it our all to at least get this win.>>246659Cope and seethe anti fun nigger, but I will steal your idea on a new model for Tony,
>>246663Of all my years watching fake divegrass matches, I've never witnessed such retarded livemanaging at play. I hope you keep managing for the foreseeable future, but Hakuho has to go, dude isn't even the JSA janny anymore, he's less relevant to /sumo/ right now than moriururara
>>246663Keep it up and next time it will be better.
So we lost today's game 0-4. That's the final game of this cup for us. I'm not here to make excuses. I apologize for the performance we had this cup. I promise there will be huge changes coming when the Spring cup comes around. Changes such as roster changes, tactical changes, a new stadium that I will do my best to get, etc. Thank you to everyone that supported this team during this cup. We will be back, Earth Rockers never die.>>246828This will be the first change. The only reason he played in this cup is because this was my first cup managing and I wanted to see if he still had it, but no, this nigga is GONE.>>246887Thanks buddy
>"SKREEEEEEEEEE~!!!!"
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Milsim events editionOld Thread: >>228063Keep strictly real-steel related topics in >>>/k/, gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.If you have a useful guide or want to rework one for the OP, post it and someone will add it to the next one.>Newbie pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/9EdSzRMj>Recently updated /asg/ retailer guidehttps://pastebin.com/VHtFZX8M>Legal comprehensive, crosscheck with your local laws to be on the safe sideComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>255472i wouldnt mind if it was 30 fiatbux going towards further development/maintaining the field but if its just someone trying to extract a pension out of it then very cringei would probably go elsewhere to play unless it was literally like 80 miles to the nearest other field
>>255472What was the price previously?
>>255476>unless it was 80 milesShit sucks big dawg. I dont have a car and the next best field is 50+ miles out. The one i used to frequent is 40 miles away. 40 miles ina public train is straight up torture. The thing about the field is that, there is bad blood between me and the location, then there is the issue of the staff, its a coin toss, half of it is fat boomers ina sitting in a round, trying to get glazed by the young dudes as some sort of drill sgt, the other half is cool middle aged dudes who love the hobby, well, you dont get to pick and the mfs in charge dictate how well the day is going to go. Frankly tho, the fact that there is no subscription model is what just irritates me the most. Paying 30 bucks for one day of airaofting which amounts to maybe 5hrs of actuall playtime is ludacrious. I pay that much in a month for a gym membership>>255484>what was the price previously ?25 bucks desu. That was already hefty but i somehow could still cope and justify playing 4x a month for a round even 100 bucks but 120 for the same bs nothing having changed, yeah thats just a slap in my face. The field isnt really maintained, there a re bareley any structures or options for cover, half those structures are in a state of disrepair are not to be entered and ontop of all of that the area where the game is actually played is just forest with nothing in it beside small objectives like flags and such. Idk man, the last place that gets to price me out is an autistic hobby like this thats dear to my heart. This shit hurts like a breakup
>>255667that field sounds like shit and not worth $25. maybe it makes sense for american prices (tm) but i'd expect to see some real value with a field like that. my primary local outdoor field is 12€ depending on the type of game, and it's a proper arena with structures and cover specifically built for it. my local scene is pretty fanatical though, like organizers will take time off from work to organize a 1-off game in an abandoned office building before it's demolished and so on.maybe possible to share a ride with someone to the other field? people here are often happy to split the gas money. for what its worth im a WFH european in a walkable city (tm) and i still ended buying a small car because i wanted to play airsoft lol. i dont regret it, having a car makes everything easier
it's like moths to a flame of unfunny faggots when a new hrc channel is made.
Reaping what you've sown edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d>Oyakata channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@親方ちゃんねる公式/videosComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>246487Reminder that protein powders are full of lead
>>246497Yeah you keep saying that over and over every time you see that bout and its just not an interesting thing to say so you can stop already
>>246509I will never not be amused by Kisenosato's top rikishi matching his yusho count before even making Ozeki.
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>>246509I didn't notice it until he said it. Cry more.
Film a clip - post a clip editionOld thread >>242864
>>246271it's a "sport" for burnouts and degenerates and other social rejects who couldn't get into the 'cool jock' friend group. That's why we got into it
>>246183411 issue 42 I would watch always, especially the Daewon day in a life section. A few weeks back for the first time ever I got The Bunts random skater (Daewon) due to the 411 issue 42 clue.https://youtu.be/WaejGSZluhY?si=rOchR9ysHMSVDmpq
>>246269>>246270>>246271>>246272sybau
Skateboarding is only cool if you think you're not cool for doing it
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WHY THE FUCK DONT THEY MAKE 7.5 DECKS ANYMORE
>>244998don’t know but I skate a 7.8
are you a literal child? just get an 8.
You mean like a freestyle deck?
So you don’t know?
>>244998that's fucking tiny just like your penis
Thoughts?tl;dr The last one was great, looking forward to the next one.
God damn flograppling took the streams down. Anybody know where I can watch them? I was almost done on the first day
>>241669That'll be $150+ taxYou're not missing anything, day 2 started strong but turned into a stall fest by the end againAnd there may have been some rigging that took place We need to see the contracts
>>241669wtf already?
>>241687Unfortunately. Well it was free like Craig promised, too bad I wasn't able to watch 14 hours of video in two days...
>>230882>2025 >already forgotten
While following video guides and doing bag work and drills? There is no boxing gym or any martial art gym near me.
>>214001Nah, you will definitely develop bad habits that will be hard to get rid of later.
>>214001There is a youtube channel called expert boxing. You can learn the techniques but not fighting.
>>214001If you're not a broke loser, you can at the very least find someone who can give you lessons here and there at home, and record those sessions, and do that shit religiously. Or find people to spar/train w locally.
>>214001You can get fit and learn the basics, but you need sparring an actual human bean to actually understand what you are doing, and learn defense.
>>245355Hell, OP even if you're are a broke loser, borderline homeless you probably can find someone to train you. In many countries there are state facilities for it.
Started training my hands referencing Wolff's law, currently using a single piece of cardboard covering cinder blocks. Averaging about 200 strikes (chain, straight, body punches) a day. I also use a grip resistance palm clench about the same amount of reps. Any other ideas how to strengthen the knuckles and joints? Curious about adding more calcium rich foods into my diet as well.
>>244584try press-ups where you point the fingers towards each other in the middle, and flip the hands over between each rep.palms on the floor, middle finger tips not too far apart, lower your chest to your hands, then press up and use the momentum to lift your hands off the floor. flip the hands over so you land on the backs of your hands instead, and repeat, alternating. makes your wrists sturdy.i'm not that gym-strong but my gym bro friends mire this cause they can't do it. they also mire being able to pull up on a doorframe. they can do way more pullups than i can on a bar, but can't do one when they need to grip with just the fingertips. try that too.
What is the best martial art if you are normal sized (5'11/6 foot) but physically weak (110 pounds)? Those are my stats.Eskrima sounds nice but you can't carry sticks or knives around with you like an fighting game character.
>>239977Anything point based like Taekwondo, or technical grappling like Judo and BJJ
>>239977Krav Maga
>>239977>t. 110 5’7 manletIf you’re 110 at 6 feet, you are extremely underweight and undermuscular for your size. Both of these put you at serious injury risk, I wouldn’t do a combat sport till you get that handled and get to a normal BMI. Even as a shortie who doesn’t need much more massI found bjj and wrestling extremely hard on my shoulder and knee joints, and a major cause of this was fat and muscle are the padding protecting both once someone with wrestler forehead wants to give either a 180 degree rotation.You can ignore this advice, but if you do, go buy your leg sleeves now, because you’re gonna be wearing them for a half year within 3 months.
>>239977Wrestling
>>239977If you're thinking of carry weapons and you obly weigh 110lbs dont be suprised when my 5'7 186lbs ass puts you in hospital and get charged with causing GBH... maybe actually eat sime fucking food and justclearn to fight if you want to fight. I cant understand people like you and i thi k you'd have a vetter prospective after 16 years of kickboxing gyms and 6 of BJJ.. you're going to pull a stick out on the wrong person one day and thats worse than just shoving them because they're going to think you're trying to kill someone so they're going to over react and go overboard on your ass and you're going to be holding the shitty end of that stick my boy..
https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxAtCvItXbiifmkpVpmRCe4FkyTTcbbT_j
Things DID get really crazy! Crazy painful. That's what you get for being named after a failed painter.
Are there any forests on this earth where a human can climb and swing from trees like a monkey?
>>240641he's a retarded spaniard
>>239789I used to do that when I was little, we swang from Eucaliptus trees hair-like branches down a steep rope. Shit was crazy, but they'd probably snap if you weigh more than 40kgs. We also used to climb a very tall tree (four story building in height) which was a pine tree I guess but not one of those straight-withouth-branchesinb4>eurofag
>>239789>Are there any forests on this earth where a human can climb and swing from trees like a monkey?Your mom's bush.
>>241042I would use branches
>>239789It's not about the forest, it's about the human anatomy.
The deadly strike against the carotid.
>>241972If you get a black belt does that make you the Kung Fuhrer
>>241975It will drop you if you have never had it happen before. It's not somewhere you expect to get hit. It would be like if somebody hooks your armpit. You are not tensed there ready to receive a blow.
>>243449https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUylc_E3Vgk
>>241980The idea back then i think, at least on the allied side. Was to teach some basic and easy to learn strikes that would quickly disable your opponent. William E. Fairbairn developed his own fighting style called "Defendu" or "gutter fighting" based of his experience in Shanghai. He taught this to OSS operatives.
>>241980most of this was theoretical. u can take a much harder object and do permanent damage but a edge of hand strike to the nose will never be fatal unless you shoot them in the head afterwards.