When is your gym getting one?
>>257271I don't spar with clankers
>>257299Train how you fight, Anon.
can you fuck it?
>>257299This >>257477We need clanker Helots
>>257271does it turn into darth maul and try to kill me when i least expect it?
Rie Tsukihiji, a pioneer in the world of women's sumo, passed away on July 23rd 2024 at the young age of 46. She was an active figure in women's sumo from the early days of the sport, when it was still called "new sumo." She was a legend, having won 11 consecutive open-weight championships starting from the first All Japan Championship in 1996.She is 159 cm tall and weighs 150 kg. She started sumo late, after entering Takudai University, but her powerful style of wrestling made her a star on the world stage. She won a gold medal at the World Women's Sumo Championship. Why does nobody seem to care? nothing in jap media or anywhere.
>>229856Yeah, I need to see Japanese mature BBW tits. It's traditional.
>>229425More like extremely obese.
>>249474>bumping after 4 fucking months to post this brain dead retardation What the fuck is wrong with your dumb fucking shitty little greasy brain, moronYou have obesity of the mind, dipshitFatheaded fucktardWhat an embarrassment you are
>>229425>active figure
>>229428Haha. Everyone's hair looks the same except for one specific individual.
you know i heard that zambidis will come back for feature matches and shit and i remembered two of his most brutal matcheszambidis vs chahidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPgFxlWjigYand zambidis vs buakawhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyd3IxUhpYE
>>257620Honestly one of the most based fighters of all time. John Lineker reminds me of him
>>257620man i never saw the buakaw match but knowing what he was capable at the time seeing him not throwing his usual combos at zampidis and zampidis not doing his usual knee atacks seems like both were afraid of each other to not give any openings
>>257620I always loved his shorts.Someone knows the brand because I never found anything about?
Daily reminder that are only two people in human history who can consistently beat Phil "CM Punk" Brooks in a fist fight and that he is the real Welterweight champion
>>246463not humiliated myself in front of millions of people in a sport i started too late
>>246556Only pussified men care about how others perceive them. He did what he wanted and that's more than you can say for yourself wagie.
>>246556you are a not-fighting bitch. your opinion is worthless and trash.
>>247769he did what he got paid millions for*fixed that for youif you dont care how others perceive you youre more likely to be a slovenly retard, which you are, so that works>>247848keep simping for an old pro wrestler who failed at MMABrock Lesnar is an example of how to actually do MMA after being a pro wrestler.
>>245859Daily?
Combat sports attract some of the most low iq people on the planet
>>256562Thats called a normal distribution, dipshit. Its not a meme. Its just statistics. Like extremely basic statistics. Congratulations on finding out you're one of the stupid ones though, enjoy that knowledge.
>>256562This has been my experience, with some disciplines favoring one side or the other (boxing seeming to have more lower-iq guys than judo, for instance). >>257287Nice reading comprehension, smoothbrain.
>>257307You can talk shit when youve passed a basic math class, retard.
>>256560Guy from /k/ here. I think that everything that is popular will eventually have a bunch of low-IQ people there. I regularly interact with people that I would never take hunting or to the range because they are a liability to everyone around them. The fact that there are so many retards in martial arts is proof of how well they've been marketed and how well they've attracted newcomers since the 80s.
>>257327This is the bell curve meme template he's referencing:https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/iq-bell-curve-midwitHis assertion is that normies are under-represented in combat sports and the people further than one standard deviation from the broader societal norm are over-represented.
Just found out about this sport. Seems too cool to be this niche. Anyone into it?
>>248257>Everything that's too difficult for my fat obese sedentary ass to do is bad
>>248257They're basically doing martial arts wuxia movie fight choreography without an opponent
>>248062I always thought these types of sports were cool because you can pretty much do them anywhere without any equipment. Like at almost any moment, you could just bust out a cool flip and a kick and anyone who happens to see it will be amazed. Seems like an easy way to elicit attention to yourself
>>248257>what if we took only the cool shit of martial arts and made it rad as fuck
it's fake and gay. Those guys are just tumbling
What’s up /xs/bros. I’m Mortis, the new /xs/ divegrass manager. Our extreme virtual divegrass team will be competing in the upcoming 4cc Autumn Babby Cup. Use this thread to comment your suggestions for players, aesthetics, tactics, any thoughts on the overall team, or be the first /xs/ anon to call the new manager a fag.Our board is home to a wide variety of extreme sports, so I would love to see a little more representation of sports that haven’t gotten a chance to shine. I’m also looking into getting our team our very first stadium, something that can hopefully be finalized in the future.This will be my first cup as manager so please support our team this next cup. Let’s show all the other boards that it’s not about the size of our board that matters, it’s about how long it takes to learn a new skate trick without giving up, how many times we get thrown on the mat by our opponent and we still get up, how we go for that steep hill on our bike without bailing. Whatever extreme sport you practice, it’s about the extreme passion you have.And remember, you don’t have to be a musician to be an Earth Rocker.
>>246663Keep it up and next time it will be better.
So we lost today's game 0-4. That's the final game of this cup for us. I'm not here to make excuses. I apologize for the performance we had this cup. I promise there will be huge changes coming when the Spring cup comes around. Changes such as roster changes, tactical changes, a new stadium that I will do my best to get, etc. Thank you to everyone that supported this team during this cup. We will be back, Earth Rockers never die.>>246828This will be the first change. The only reason he played in this cup is because this was my first cup managing and I wanted to see if he still had it, but no, this nigga is GONE.>>246887Thanks buddy
>>243670bump
sup /xs/bros. I’m dropping by for a few updates.We’re having friendlies next month, here are the dates and the opponents.March 8th vs /f/Final match of the dayMarch 15th vs /g/2nd match of the dayMarch 21st vs /sci/6th match of the dayI’ve also opened up a >dicksword for the team. You can find the invite link in the contact info on the implyingrigged wiki.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>256784RIP my nigga /f/
Is sky diving an extreme sport?
>>228572>/xs/ is a place to discuss all types of extreme sports and similar physical activities, which include (but are not limited to) skydiving, surfing, skateboarding, snowboarding, climbing, rafting, bungee-jumping, parkour, BMX & mountain biking, airsoft, paintball, etc.READ NIGGA READ
>>256377it's not that extreme when anyone can do it
>>256826the admins are not the arbiters of truth
Nothing wrong edition.>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>256101
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>>257159Yes i Remember gagamaru pee pee coming out after he fell, and always gaga doing an huge fart .I miss Gaga
>>257131The way Onosato is wrestling right now, easily doable.
>>256691Nice reminding me of a thin whore I used to fuck by the dumpster and then turned into a house wife
I'll start>Scorpion Rib CrushThis is a variant of do-jime (banned judo technique but legal in BJJ and MMA) where you have an opponent in closed guard and squeeze your knees on their floating ribs.Here's a video of a WMMA fighter using it to win in Bellator:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Pel1w2tZYLAVery hit-or-miss but can either>do nothing (if they have a strong core)>break ribs>fuck up organs (supposedly)You can hear the opponent yell out and tap immediatelyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>214843>I used to find that axe kicking directly into the chambered leg was a good way to remove that problemsomeone did this to me last week and even sparring light it sucks after a couple
Has any MMA match ever been won through biting, whether in a match that allowed it or not?
>>256472Yeah watch KOTS
>>214961That is the weirdest fucking choke I've ever seen. Fucking bump, this thread is amazing.
>>244213Oleinik's whole career is weird submissions, he isn't the best fighter but he's fun to watch cause of his style
I've been practicing archery for a while (never done a tournament) as a hobby. Is it feasible to go to the Olympics in 2028? How can I do it?
1998 edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>255236
>>256717Thanks
>>256718Haven't seen anyone tsuridashi a 9mm yet, just saying.
Been watching Chris' vids for a fair bit, but have they always felt this propagand-y?His coverage of info is generally good but for a while at least it felt as if they were loaded with particular sentiments towards topics, who does this man have a bone to pick with?
>>256731all of the current board members.
>>256731Anyone he perceives a disagreement with.He left Sumoforums over a decade ago after he asked for critique on the sumo book he was writing. And then had a massive sperg out when people had critiques.
Started training my hands referencing Wolff's law, currently using a single piece of cardboard covering cinder blocks. Averaging about 200 strikes (chain, straight, body punches) a day. I also use a grip resistance palm clench about the same amount of reps. Any other ideas how to strengthen the knuckles and joints? Curious about adding more calcium rich foods into my diet as well.
>>244584try press-ups where you point the fingers towards each other in the middle, and flip the hands over between each rep.palms on the floor, middle finger tips not too far apart, lower your chest to your hands, then press up and use the momentum to lift your hands off the floor. flip the hands over so you land on the backs of your hands instead, and repeat, alternating. makes your wrists sturdy.i'm not that gym-strong but my gym bro friends mire this cause they can't do it. they also mire being able to pull up on a doorframe. they can do way more pullups than i can on a bar, but can't do one when they need to grip with just the fingertips. try that too.
>>244584Why?
>>244584you'll probably end up creating built up damage and fragility that way. Punch softer things forever, not harder things occasionally.
Thoughts?tl;dr The last one was great, looking forward to the next one.
>>241669wtf already?
>>241687Unfortunately. Well it was free like Craig promised, too bad I wasn't able to watch 14 hours of video in two days...
>>230882>2025 >already forgotten
>>230882They all suck.
>this thread was up 4 months without a bumpare we just gonna use this thread for cji3?year one was genuinely the only time ive been entertained watching a grappling event that nobody i train with was competing in and theyve already confirmed theyre not doing quintet again
>pay us $20 extra and your helmet might actually do what it's supposed to dowhat a fucking scam.
>>246436Nah I'd rather save a few bucks, what could happen?
bad thread when they have a hella sale going
>>256225what site
>>256235nevermind, it was very complex but i figuredd out the puzzle. unfort i'm not seeing any xls in stock
>>2562362 late
