Parkour thread. Where are you at with your training? How have you been working around the limits of weather and lockdowns? How much do you apply the utilitarian Hébertist mindset of being strong to be useful to your training routines?Freerunners can post, too. Maybe even gymnasts and trickers if you don't get your own thread up and running.original thread >>1236
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How much parkour is there in urban exploration / climbing? Also, is there any good parkour place in Madrid, spain?
>>237781There's lots of PK in urbex, if you consider all the balance, climbing, and mental fortitude necessary to confidently venture certain areas. You can probably figure out how to climb a fence but it helps to know how to do it properly. Having a strong core always comes in handy when you need to traverse obstacles.Idk anything about Spain but sounds fun
>>225524I love these stupid video game inspired ones.
>>77668>This video is no longer available because the YouTube account associated with this video has been terminated.>Wayback Machine has not archived that URL.If you remember what this video was is there any chance you'd be able to find another upload?
Does /xs/ prefer step or strap on bindings? Do step ons work in deep powder?
>>242623REI has a mostly calisthenics and resistance band based workout for snowsports on their website.
>>242174For blower days I love my K2 Special Effects but for anything else it's the Almanac (spiritual successor to the party platter)
What is a good resort to go snowboarding at late november - early december?
pool's closed
>>242831I'd be lucky if the resorts in my area are even open by late november
I'll start>Scorpion Rib CrushThis is a variant of do-jime (banned judo technique but legal in BJJ and MMA) where you have an opponent in closed guard and squeeze your knees on their floating ribs.Here's a video of a WMMA fighter using it to win in Bellator:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Pel1w2tZYLAVery hit-or-miss but can either>do nothing (if they have a strong core)>break ribs>fuck up organs (supposedly)You can hear the opponent yell out and tap immediatelyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>220413Barring kicks to downed opponents created this whole mess in the first place.If you're looking for weird but practical anti-ground techniques, check out Tai Shing Pek Kwar or Monkey Kungfu. Lots of chest stomping. >protect yourself at all times
>>216339Lay and pray is boring. Landing actual submissions is awesome.
tk scissors. it's like a flower sweep but way fucking weirderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNzDDVKTYAkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnuWWyAp-PI
>>241174bro really necrobumped his own thread from page 10 that hadn't had a post in 3 months
>>215645
>trying to decide between going for a walk or playing disc golf. Played disc golf yesterday for reference.
>>240601That's pretty rad dude. Does the dye impact the glow?
Disc golf is always the answer. just dont get too attached to your plastic, you WILL lose discs.
>>242112also do yourself a favor and buy used from a play it again or something. Beat-in plastic is almost always better and cheaper. also also more speed doesnt mean more distance. I throw about 315 and mostly throw 7 speeds or understable 9 speeds.
>>194086I just played my first game of disc golf with some friends from my job , it was a lot of fun.
>>242112I lost a thunderbird in the water crossing at my local place the first time I went so I dove for it and came back with 16 more discs. I kept the ones without numbers and only one (1) still smells like swamp ass.
I'm a lightweight, (1.78m, 60kg), i've been going to judo for some months now, I'm liking it a lot, but, is it comparable/better to wrestling? Especially for a guy my size, I always thought wrestling would be useless as from what I know, it uses a lot of raw strength, while judo (though it still uses strength) is better suited for taking down heavier/stronger people. Is this right? Should I try doing some wrestling? I find judo very good but also sometimes limited by the sport
>>242810>I'm going to do MMA grapplingNeat, those are fun classes. Make sure it's actually MMA grappling and not just a BJJ class if that's what you're after. BJJ is fun and worthwhile but has notoriously poor takedowns on average, which seems contrary to your priorities.>they only take what actually works in a real fight*in a real MMA matchThere's a lot of overlap but it's not 1:1.>Gi grips>95% of throws>Gi shit in general>Doesn't work when someone's trying to fuck you up. If I'm going to risk injury to learn a martial art long term I want to learn something usefulMCMAP uses a fair number of gi techniques because they're usually wearing clothes while fighting people who are usually also wearing clothes. Gi grips have closely analogous no-gi grips and you can make many of the same throws work. The Marine Corps and Army have been training judo throws since at least the WWI era which saw heavy pressure testing of hand-to-hand systems.>I read enough threads that confirm my experience stiff arming, strength and keeping hips back negates all judo at an intermediate level. Stiff arming and defensive posture shouldn't be a showstopping issue past novice level unless there's something wrong with you or your coach. Strength applies to every discipline--skill helps but can only offset so much of a strength difference.>Whereas a punch into leg attack or body lock is much more effectivePunching into a leg attack is MMA, not wrestling. It is actually traditionally part of judo but normie sport-focused schools don't touch it. Normie judo has your body lock.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>242792A nigger would have stomped his head after he dropped
>>242792>drops his hands to fix his pantsI heard a story from a cop about a suspect that almost got away. They were chasing him and his sagged pants fell down enough to trip him and cause him to faceplant on the sidewalk. The two cops doubled over laughing so hard that the guy had time to collect himself, stand back up, fix his pants, and start running again. Highlights the value of this discussion >>225994
>>242810>Gi grips>95% of throws>Gi shit in general >Doesn't work when someone's trying to fuck you upFalse.
>>242810>I read enough threads that confirm my experience
Can /xs/ double dutch?
Free your mind edition Old thread >>239762
ugly ollies everywhere
>>242844everyone that sees you ride by thinks you're a dork
>>242848ma nigga
I'm 31 yo and think I want to try skateboarding again since its actually fun exercise. I used to do it a lot at ages 17-19, but now I'm kind of worried due to years of inactivity I'm just gonna break my ankle bones or something.
New thread>>242864
Holy shit leroy is actually doing it. I got 250 on his head on draftkings
kook edition>how do I learn to surf?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrwL5_57C6w [Embed] [Open]>How do I pick the right board?Use a volume calculator, and find the right board type for your local break or waves you want to ridehttps://www.jsindustries.com/volume-calculatorhttps://www.boardcave.com/surfboard-volume-calculator>how do I know if the waves are good?go check surfline or magicseaweed for reportsPreviously: >>185762
>>242135What region of the world are you looking at?Aus can be done cheap. Asian islands are cheap. South America spots can be cheap. Depends how much it costs you to get there etc.
>>242013he died doing what he loved>>242135>>242196 this
how long do you guys surf for? When I was younger I was able to be out for a couple hours now that Im a oldfag (34) I am completely gaped after spending 2 hours in the water. Has anyone here had something similar and improved their fitness?
>>242395Depends how many waves I am catching. I can burn out in 1 hour or sit around for 3.
>>242395I'm 22, in okay(ish) shape and I'm pretty much gassed out by the 3 hour mark.Are you in good shape? Hitting the gym/pool (or, even better, surfing) consistently + good diet will probably improve your stamina quite a bit.
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How do we feel about adults using scooters?Yes, I'm insecure about it because I'm considering getting one to get to places faster and overall do a little exercise but I don't want to look like a twat.
LMAO Got a scooter also. Just didn't use it because just looks really awkward. There are wide variety of bikes.
>>238022>riding around skating in the street a few weeks back.>drunk ass 40 yo neighbor comes over to talk to me>Tells me do a kick flip etc>I offer him the board after a bit> He laughs and grabs his daughters razor scooter>Goes "check this out">Tries to do something maybe a bunny hop?>Lands directly on his back, scooter falls on top of him>Hobles back inside gasping for airLeave it to the pros I suppose.
>>238022I considered one for the last leg of my commute(2 buses then a 2 mile walk)Ended up just getting a bike to cycle the whole thing>got it home and it has a puncture so I still haven't taken it in yet
>>238022everyone hating on a scooter would probably crack there shit trying to do a real trick like a blunt on a rail. Fuck these faggots do what you wanna do. Scootering is based and fun as hell. A lot of scooter street parts have more swag and less gay song choices too because they realize they actually have to have extra swag to make scootering look cool so there is more effort put into not looking like a queer corporate sell out poser.
>>238022i had the opportunity once to ride one for free in public. was fun, they go pretty fast but I'd never personally own one. If you like it, go for it. But yea, expect people to talk shit or give you looks. Rarely, but expect it nonetheless.
Wakatakakage's Biggest Fan Edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d>Oyakata channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@親方ちゃんねる公式/videosComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>242707YouTube channel for Sanyaku bouts.
>>242717Which one? They're not on NHK world as they usually are. A couple other people seemed to have uploaded them themselves though. Weird
>>242735https://www.youtube.com/@sumo-video
>>242736But I need Murray Johnson's sultry voice
>>242737NGMI
>mma fighter trains endlessly to be an unstoppable force>I bring this to a fight and it’s over in less than 5 seconds
>>241944>>241956The 9mm's expansion.
>>241944>>241956>>241957The .45's expansion.
Threads like this remind me how few of the board's users have actually been inside a woman.Some 12yo posts the most no-brainer obvious bait and you all bite.Sad.
>>203693Don't tell the police. If you are going for life, might as well try and hide the evidence.
where can I buy a gun easily in europe?
First episode is out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCsR-zxwN1Y>What is the Ultimate Self-Defense Championship?A bit over a year ago, former Aikidoka YouTuber Rokas Leo set up a tournament with a self-defense "academy" to have himself and five other martial arts YouTubers compete to see who is best at self-defense. It was a hilarious shitshow that nearly crippled one of the contestants, Ramsey Dewey who would later get into an internet spat with the guy behind the academy (Jeff Phillips) and described the entire event as "piss poor" due to poor management, an incoherent and arbitrary scoring system, running on a very limited schedule, and timing events terribly (like having a zombie apocalypse-themed event that didn't influence score in the middle of the entire thing instead of at the end or something) and doing comically dangerous shit like making people fight on a narrow bridge a good 30ft above the ground.Somehow, he kickstarted a second one, which features even less martial arts YouTubers.
>>242015thank you.
>>242020Yes, but it's fun.
>>242020The show is made to appeal to Europeans and Australians to pretend to be prepared for the worst. This is the martial arts version of Doomsday Preppers.>>242150It is.
>>210556>That's the American division.
>>212483>almost impossible here, what with the governmentSo why don't you start burning down government buildings, and the homes of the tyrant scum that "govern" you?
A place to discuss zorbing and zorbing accessories. A misunderstood but globular extreme sport. Limp Bizkit once wrote a song about this
>>230848lmao
>>215132Oobdbridskii was a great brand. Real shame about the accident.
>>235019Some people have speculated it was the beginning of the demise of ska, when people realized how dangerous it can be to combine trumpets and saxophones with extreme sports
>put heart and soul in to zorb training >sell car to upgrade to a pro level zorb>compete in international zorb comps against the three other guys >olympics show interest >now is my time to shine!>ioc pass on it>two of the three other guys drop out of the sport>it's just me and the zorb national champion of FinlandOne day
Essential documentary:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUSsrYi60dY
