>motocross is so dead there isn't even a thread for it on /xs/ its so over
what about urban motocross, is it the new money maker?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1j2QntyYj8
Jett wins, Anderson sucks
please tell me im not the only one who swears his name has always been Mike Valley
>>201464Sure is fren
kekbump
>>209180kek
Mikey Valleney presents himself as the ultimate alpha but in reality has a long story of participation in underground gay sex parties, in most of which he exclusively acts as the bottom for large groups of men. His signature outfit at these events is all leather and he is known in certain circles known as "Meat Valley" due to his alleged gaping talents.
Jon Jones loses to Pereira by unanimous and the score would be impossible to rob (4-1, or 5-0). Jon Jones get's really mad and accepts the Aspinall fight.Loses to Aspinall by TKO in R2.Becomes like McGregor.
>>217799>Jon Jones loses to Pereira by unanimous and the score would be impossible to rob (4-1, or 5-0).>Loses to Aspinall by TKO in R2.Possible. But more likely R1. Jones gets his reads early and by mid 2 Aspinall is probably going to get shut down. This is hilarious. It's the exact opposite of what would actually happen if it went 5 rounds.
>>217799>Jon Jones loses to Pereira by unanimous and the score would be impossible to rob (4-1, or 5-0)Exact opposite of what would happen if it wen to decision.
>>217799It's cringe that he thinks that Stipe fight means more towards his legacy than him fighting an Aspinall. Like if you're that headspace to not take challenges anymore i think it's about that time.
I predict Jon Jones picks him apart for the first 2 rounds out ranges him brings Aspinal into deep waters and drowns him.
Love Poatan but Jones would finish him in 2. Also love Jones, I grew up watching his career and believe that he is absolutely the current GOAT, but Aspinall would finish him in 1.
A new comfy F1 general now that the old one has gone off the rails latelyNo AnimeNo TwitterpostingNo RedditpostingNo posting literal shitStrawposting and Gimiposting welcomeAlso reminder that F1 has had more deaths than many of the sports on this board, therefore extreme
>2022
Leclerc WDC
4MD 4MX
>streamshttps://strimsy.top/https://mazespin.live/streams-pages/motorsportshttps://home.sportsurge.club/f1-stream-linkshttps://buffsports.me/watch-formula-1https://vipleague.im/motorsports-schedule-streaming-linkshttps://strikeout.im/motorsportshttps://fbstreams.pm/stream/motorsports>replayshttps://racereplay.net/
gimi
Where are all the black champs?
>>212797Honestly this is refreshing just because of the long reign of Usman and Adesanya. Like we don't have to watch Colby or Whittaker get fed to them anymore.
>>220898I'm actually deracializing it. Sports in general have such a strong racial component, even among supposed anti-racists. I'm rejecting that. I'm not saying that being of a given race automatically makes you superior.
>>220898>Usman lost because Leon had luck in the chamberUsman lost because Leon kicked him in the head. No luck involved.
>>220711
>>220715Are these really the best ethnicities for fighting?
ITT: we make our own martial art, Attacko, the most effective martial art originating on the /xs/board. Add one thing our more to our great martial art.>It has to include a gi to emulate jackets
>>218778>Four leaf seething palmI second this name, kek.>>218740GI's must be slightly green
>>220282Don't need to. It's 2025, society is gay as fuck now. Those retards will lap this shit up as long as we put a rainbow flag on it or something like that. The work's already been done for us.
Elbow strikes like they did in the old BJJ manuals should be included
>>220138>Icy Kike
>>218740Extensive Finger TrainingTo the point where practitioners can tear through meat.
(Japanese Kickboxing)
>>220080>>220070A short compilation of Sina's many fouls
>>220101>ko's ref>rabbit puncheswhat an absolute cunt, but i cant help but laugh too
Noiribros, we are so backNoiri 2nd round win by low kick KOhttps://www.youtube.com/live/ED1ObmER_SQ?si=76p-E8Y8iwVzj6Xg
>>220874We are so ubelieveably back fellers. Title run starts NOW! (He still needs to go back down though)
>>220874>>220886
ITT: We take a non-extreme sport and change it to make it extreme.Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want. Weapons allowed. Basically the Road Rash game but on foot.Dodgeball with bocce.Polo but with rodeo horses.Water polo but the water is slightly acidic so your skin and eyes start to burn after a while and you can only get out (rotating with other team members) once you score.Any motor sport but without brakes.Soccer with bowling balls.Squash but the room is so narrow and you can get hit by the other player's racket.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>202881Orienteering doesn't use vehicles AFAIK.
>>127061>an ovalbro
>>209029ball is a chunk of pavement
>>48437with reindeer pulling
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I'm a 33 year old total failure at life. One of the only things I have going for me is that I am very big and strong being 6'1 290lbs at 30% bodyfat. Despite my bodyfat I have very good stamina; I have been training MMA, tennis and weightlifting for most of my life. I also have some experience with cutting and sawing down wood as I go on dozens of camping trips a year.I was thinking if I quit drinking and lost some weight I could maybe take a go at this sport and finally turn my life around. Is this possible or does the correct technique really take a lifetime to learn like most sports?
>>220749>careerI don't think you'll make enough money to live off timbersports.>Is this possible or does the correct technique really take a lifetime to learn like most sports?Try it out. Find some shit on YouTube. It should definitely be possible to learn the technique, it's not like these people were chopping wood and using chainsaws since 5. Issue would be that unless you have tons of wood lying around the training is going to be awkward, you also need some armor for your feet and shins.
>>220749go to basque country and live cheap and do timbersports and stonelifting, sounds like a good life
We all have so many valid complaints about how BJJ is run. List how you would design your BJJ academy, addressing the each problem you have created a solution for. I'll start with my ideas:24 hour access to blue belts and up.Separated area for advanced members to train during fundamental class times so the entire place is not off limits. Can also be used by members who prefer to stretch or run their own warmups so they don't feel pressured to do difficult warmups when injured, old, etc.Zero class time used for discussing IBJJF rules and point systems. Offer a dedicated seminar class outside of regular class hours for this if you even want to focus on competition.Be proactive in making sure members are appropriately matched for drills. A 200lb 40 year old man and a 115lb 20 year old girl who have never met are not appropriate. Not due to sex or age, but body type, and everyone deserves a productive class where they have an appropriate body to work with.No stripe White belts are not allowed to interrupt to ask questions. But Blue belts are tasked with helping them and addressing them during drills. Can ask individually after class. This sucks up so much time and annoys seasoned members who just want to drill the move.Adhere strictly to the old school system of promotion roughly based on years in and objective progress unless someone is a phenom for which early promotions can be justified by competition results. If a student is especially anxious and capable perhaps go to a few regional open mats with them and see how they fare against higher belts. Never promote based on being the big fish in a small pond.
>>220859You could just go to a globetrotters camp and ask to be testedYou can be promoted if all black belts there unanimously agree
>>220861That doesn't go down the way you think it does and I think IBJJF stopped recognizing those promotions.
>>220864It was purely political, some bullshit reason about how the head of the organization doesn't verify the promotions as though heads of checkmat or gracie barra are personally signing off on every promotion that happens within the affiliationThe reason is they didn't like that globetrotters was giving people a way to participate in ibjjf tournaments without having to pay ibjjf fees to get their gym chartered since globetrotters doesn't charge anything to be in the associationBut anyway, that only matters if you care about their certification which I don't. I have no interest in participating in their tournamentsThere are many other high status organizations that allow people to participate without annual fees
>>220858He's unstoppable when he's on bath salts.
>>220865>It was purely politicalAs is almost every black belt promotion.
The super jacked heavyweights and super heavyweights clearly put a lot of time into strength training. Strength training is the best thing you can do for explosiveness. Feel free to debate me on this, but it's pretty obvious. Once you've mastered technique, the only thing going to give you an edge is further explosiveness. I am a noob at martial arts, so correct me if I'm wrong at this. I know cardiovascular potential is also important, and bigger guys technically have less of it, even if they do plenty of cardio.Now, how much of an advantage would a 7'6, 500 pounds of lean mass giant who can deadlift 505 kilos raw as part of his warmup have against other opponents? He would look like something from DBZ. I imagine he wouldn't have to be nearly as skilled to be super successful.
Mighty Mouse wouldn't beat Brock Lesnar. There are levels
>>220798>the thing that's hitting you is fists, elbows, feet, shins, and knees. >They don't change in mass with bodyweight. That's a fallacy. If you're throwing arm-punches or moving backwards while hitting they don't change much in mass.Punches are thrown with your whole body twisting and leaning forward. That's why coaches will tell you to "sit down" on your punches. You're trying to leverage as much mass as possible so it isn't like a bug bite. Exception would be jabs where you try to score points, and distract to set up larger punches.This principle is also why you only do ground and pound when you're in the top position. Gravity is helping you put your mass into your punches. If mass was irrelevant, and it was all about speed, people on the bottom would be able to strike with as much efficiency as people in mount or on top. Upkicking would be as devastating as stomping, but it isn't because mass is a key factor.>KE = Mass*Velocity^2, so if you increase velocity by 20%, you increase KE by 44%Well it's as I said here: >>220772>ultimately being big and heavy is better because the acceleration decreases only a little bit, while the mass goes way up.The acceleration does not increase to a great degree to the point it matters more than mass. https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/who-are-the-fastest-fighters-in-mma.4279882/ Here they say Mighty Mouse, Dodson, and O'Malley are some of the fastest. Do they have the strongest punches?
>>220798>Correct me if I'm missing something. If you're super strong, those strikes are going to be hitting much harder. >Explosiveness/power correlates very well with strength. Honestly they will be but there will be diminishing returns. It correlates but some people are very strong and stiff, with slow movements. If I think about it more you're definitely more right than I suggested in the previous post, but not completely right.The strikes could hit a decent amount harder, but speed has a limit in humans. You can't really be 2x faster than somebody, but you can be 2x stronger. So being stronger won't necessarily give you bullet-like punches. The difference in 100m sprint times between Usain Bolt and the fastest woman is around 10-12%. The difference in Bench Press between men and women, from what I remember, is around 30-50%. So while strength will make you faster and give you powerful punches, it won't make you insanely faster. Pure mass and weight is still going to be a limiting factor.If it was about swinging an axe, greatsword or a sledgehammer, I think your theoretical super-strength guy would be a lot more terrifying, but mass is just too important for hand-to-hand punching.Who are your favorite fighters by the way?
>>220847>Punches are thrown with your whole body twisting and leaning forward. That's why coaches will tell you to "sit down" on your punches. You're trying to leverage as much mass as possible so it isn't like a bug bite.That whole technique is for the purpose of moving your fist as fast as possible. Strength is largely correlated with muscle mass, but still distinct. The fat tissue on your body isn't going to be doing anything to allow you to throw more energetic punches. Kinetic energy requires mass. The mass comes from your fist. That is the thing that strikes your opponent. The faster your fist is moving, the more energy is going to be behind it. If you're stronger, you're going to be more explosive, and if you're more explosive, you're strikes are going to have more velocity behind them, and you're strikes will be more energetic. I've heard that putting something heavy in your hand will give you much stronger strikes. This is because you're adding mass to your fist, and you're still able to accelerate it to roughly the same degree.
>>220847>If mass was irrelevant, and it was all about speed, people on the bottom would be able to strike with as much efficiency as people in mount or on top. Upkicking would be as devastating as stomping, but it isn't because mass is a key factor.When you're on the ground, your body can't just move back to absorb the blow slowly; it has to take everything all at once. If you stomp someone on the ground, his body isn't going to be moving back to absorb the strikes slowly; his body will be absorbing the strikes all at once and fully.
What's the kinkiest Martial Art and why is it Hojojutsu?
>>220810wrestling
Hema.
What's the best belt/ranking system out there?I know some people think belts are useless but they have their pros from a business/teaching perspective for the feedback and the extra money lol Regardless, I am curious, of all I've seen BJJ's seems to be the one that makes the most sense
>>220813>bjj
>>220817? It's the simplest, most recent and hardest one to get to black
>>220819>hardest one to get to blackBecause they gate keep it instead of using skill as a metric In order to get a black belt you need to play politics that's how it works You will find way more really bad black belts then you will purple belts because purple is the last merit based one, everything after that is just buddying up too whoever is giving them out
>>220813You really out here defending blowjob-jutsu's belt system? No one can functionally tell the difference between brown belts and black belts skill-wise. Many would argue that the brown belt shouldn't exist, as it's only a way to gatekeep black belts.
>>220840white belt: dog shit babby you don't know anything stop talkingblue belt: you know what you're /supposed/ to be doing in every major position but still suck cock most of the time, at least you're not a total buffoon anymorepurple belt: you're expert level at something, could be anything, but there's a thing you can do that's as good as anybodiesbrown belt: erm well I guess it's like that except more things? like at least 2 or 3 lol idk??black belt: erm well I guess it's a few more than that? but also maybe not lol
>this whole board
>>220791Only white and blue belts, in fact some might argue to barrier to purple belt is realizing bjj is fake and gay and you start learning other things tooThe 10% of blue belts that realize this make it to purple, the 90% who don't will never break the blue ceiling and quit
>>220801I just like that the bjj guys talk shit back ir just flat out call me retarded.Makes fun banter
I don't know how this thread became about bjj.All I am saying is don't break your hands, your elbows and feet work better for self defense anyways.>>220726adapted does not means evolved, If I win a fight but I am unable to work that is a shit outcomeWe have adapted to drive cars on roads we didn't evolve to do that.>>220465>They can be bothA person can do a lot of things but there are better options.>>220800work logs and part orders
>>220802>I just like that the bjj guys call me retarded.I mean, everybody thinks you're retarded; you and I are using 4chan.
>>220807>im retardedsure i am retard
It's the other way around. Ngannou dodged Jones and now Jones dodges Aspinall cause he knows he's too old to fight him.
>>215690Jones refused to fight unless they pay him more because ngannou is "dangerous." And he wanted to be paid for "taking the risk."
>>219638>takes 3 years to bulk up 5 pounds above previous out-of-camp weightDon't forget that he wanted to say he wanted to "properly" bulk up and be huge for the weight class, but when he actually fought at HW he looked doughy as fuck as if he just didn't cut weight like he usually does.
>>215690He is. Nignogoo won't hesitate to swing like a gorilla through the eye poke hand and would just murder Jones. Nignogoo sucks, don't get me wrong, he's low IQ dindu with no technique, but he is just too powerful and he knows it now which is why he goes 100% from the moment the bell rings. No one can survive that onslaught. He got tricked by Stipe into fighting MMA. He doesn't do that anymore.
>>220316>Gorilla Expansion: Fast Twitch Muscle Fibers>Jones gets a new asshole
>>215690None of the Jones stans commented on the Aspinall dodging.
