Parkour thread. Where are you at with your training? How have you been working around the limits of weather and lockdowns? How much do you apply the utilitarian Hébertist mindset of being strong to be useful to your training routines?Freerunners can post, too. Maybe even gymnasts and trickers if you don't get your own thread up and running.original thread >>1236
>>76604How do parkour niggas train to make longer jumps and land without blowing up their knees? Or how do they jump from massive heights like nothing?Is it because they started young and are still young but their bodies will explode later on?Obviously they do parkour and that conditions their body but do they have strength training specific to parkour, any general strength training works or what do they do alongside parkour for those jumps.
>>253165the safe answer is by training plyometrics, lifting, crosstraining calisthenics and the like. the real answer is we just send it. don't forget that half of the athletes in our sport are too young to vote, and the other half suffer the consequences of our previous training habits. there shouldn't be anyone under the age of 25 who's had an acl surgery but i personally know at least two, due entirely to an injury sustained from either parkour or tricking and if i were a little bit more retarded, i'd also need one.
>>252849What are some lightweight FOSS programs I can run on a laptop from 2012 to censor my face in parkour videos?
>>256228Try DaVinci Resolve. Why you shy? Post video.
>>252901new Skate game.
Got my gur rank for the styles of Kali and Silat I do two years ago. Still feel like a failure and that I don't deserve it. Fractured ribs on my first Guro ranking attempt which I of course I failed. Does the feeling ever go away?
>>252025>Got my guro rank
>>252025If your teachers let you be injured like that they are actively harming you and abusive, get new teachers and consider suing thrm for injuries.
>>257562Are you a 45 year old white woman?
>>257909Are you retarded? Or you just love sucking off your "Sensei" that much?
First episode is out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCsR-zxwN1Y>What is the Ultimate Self-Defense Championship?A bit over a year ago, former Aikidoka YouTuber Rokas Leo set up a tournament with a self-defense "academy" to have himself and five other martial arts YouTubers compete to see who is best at self-defense. It was a hilarious shitshow that nearly crippled one of the contestants, Ramsey Dewey who would later get into an internet spat with the guy behind the academy (Jeff Phillips) and described the entire event as "piss poor" due to poor management, an incoherent and arbitrary scoring system, running on a very limited schedule, and timing events terribly (like having a zombie apocalypse-themed event that didn't influence score in the middle of the entire thing instead of at the end or something) and doing comically dangerous shit like making people fight on a narrow bridge a good 30ft above the ground.Somehow, he kickstarted a second one, which features even less martial arts YouTubers.
>>248908>it was the one they were hyping up all season so far.It had potential, but the scenario where the wife sprints away from the contestants to get drugged while everyone in the club bodyblocks the contestant was ridiculous. Also, despite failing the first two challenges, Natan was given the highest score, which was really biased by the judges; he definitely did not perform better than Adrian or Seth.
Cross-board replying means omega baited.
https://vocaroo.com/15G1PW4D9OIC
Oh this thread is still up?Seth should have won season 3. (((THEY))) rigged the game.
please tell me im not the only one who swears his name has always been Mike Valley
>>90589Fucking hell, never knew this thread was about that. And in a skateboard related thread no less.
>>209180lmao
>>192597>>192623>>192625>>192633>>192685>>192697Proper archive this thread
>>177327It has
>>90229Since the 90's I've literally never heard him called anything but Mike Valley. I can say that much.
>>238849Death Sentence talks and acts like he's middling somewhere between high and low functioning, they really shouldn't be letting him fight when he can't retain anything from being coached by a professional
>>247794That charlatan only fights other charlatans. They won't let him fight anyone with real training.
HE PACKIN
>>238429They're gay
/xs/ streetfighting league when
What's so extreme about martial arts? There are no real "extreme" martial arts anymore.
idk ufc and other mma promotions can get pretty extreme
>>257801Yeah, they don't want anything to break
>>257804I heard they’re very careful when doing bull ups for this reason
Would being being a bioengineer while performing martial arts be an extreme sport?
>>257705Did 'they' let you 'hit'
im looking for ideas for a gambling site,i think there's opportunity to create something really fun and idiotic for people to gamble on, something that isn't dull like horse racing.Marble racing is cool but its been done before, claw machines same thing.With AI you can code things with zero effort, but it doesn't have the human creativity for good concepts.please give me your suggestions on what cool and fun virtual things you would like to bet on and how the game would function.. e.g race/chance/obstacles..and if you're interesting in collaborating potentially drop a disc
>With AI you can codestopped reading lol
I SAW last year a bet - will jesus return in 2026 ?
>>248269Nathan Barley, an excellent early 2000s brit comedy by Charlie Brooker, that had a character who made a betting site based on stupid shit like bum shopping cart racing, or pulling teeth to see who gave up first etc
Does it count as an extreme sport of you use safety equipment?
>>257841Only if you're sean doing it
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I'm a lightweight, (1.78m, 60kg), i've been going to judo for some months now, I'm liking it a lot, but, is it comparable/better to wrestling? Especially for a guy my size, I always thought wrestling would be useless as from what I know, it uses a lot of raw strength, while judo (though it still uses strength) is better suited for taking down heavier/stronger people. Is this right? Should I try doing some wrestling? I find judo very good but also sometimes limited by the sport
>>234953Judo
>>243389Note to self: in a street fight don't let people keep their hands on you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2526EkMwVPocongrats to [spoiler]yu-chan[/spoiler]! it was a great match
How the fuck have I NEVER seen a consensus around Judo? Is there a more contentious martial art? I don't know who's bullshitting it's all>I've been doing judo for years and have used it multiple times to protect myselfand>I've been doing judo for years and the sportification over the years has made it impractical compared to other grappling martial arts. It's better than nothing but most things are.The only common opinion I tend to see is that it's pretty fun, regardless of which stance one takes on its usability.
>>257870Both are true. Judo has become overly sportified throughout the years, with every judoka grumbling about it to some degree. But that doesn't mean it's diminished to the point that it's impractical. If anything, we see a lot more judo techniques trickling into MMA/no-gi grappling now than ever before. It's just the loudest critics of judo are the ones who don't do judo or have very little judo experience.
i'm excited for this one. Can anyone stop Shaw?
Leonidas will make the weight ? If he weights less than Brian then he'll probably won't win if I'd bet on it.It's a 50/50 - Leonidas is a smaller and weaker Brian, (both amateurs with a weightlifting background) but had one match more experience than his counterpart.I personally am excited for Hutchings vs Petrenko Will Todd win another title in a heavier weight class?Would be excited for Devon pounding of that Slavic coward LOLetin but Laratt doesn't train on the party hand so he'll just make that match a preliminary for the right hand - where the real READY-BANG will begin.I wish all russians/russo-sphere athletes we're banned from the sport. It would reforge it into something we all would enjoy.Are there any forums for armwrestling discussion ??? Rebbit of course is out of the question.
>>254829+1
It's Kendo.But you do it with real swords.
>>251271https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsBF6YDwhUUit was called Holmgang
>>252267Of course it's the Germans that do such things. If the Germans do it than the Hungarians must be doing it also as they copy everything from the Germans.
>>252290jew wish
>>252261
snorlack is sleeping
Can you do this natty?
Posted one minute after https://archived.moe/xs/thread/243888/#254800 to slide that thread to get the last word.
Why is skydiving considered an "extreme sport", it's literally just falling down.
What's the oldest known martial art? Is it Sebek-kha?
>>257545it depends what you mean, a continuous tradition keeping near the exact same curriculum as when it was founded? A cultural practice that is continuous but changes with each generation, maybe not even with a fixed curriculum? Do reconstructions count?
>>257583>Pretty much this. Virtually every single culture in existence has a documented tradition of wrestling, to a greater or lesser degreeAnd then I would simply defer to the oldest culture. So if Homo Sapiens originated in east Africa, then I would suggest maybe Nuba wrestling? But the thought occurred to me that perhaps there were martial arts before Homo Sapiens...
>>257545Isn't it Kalarippyattu?
>>257595It's claims to historicity mostly rely on chinese apochrypal texts from the 17th century claiming to be about a man who supposedly lived in the 5~6th century. In all likelihood kalaripayattu as it exists today is only a couple hundred years old at best.
>>257545big stick
Is it time to accept that Caucasus wrestlers have debunked striking forever?
>>255954casuals just hate anything that's simple but effective, whether in grappling or striking. i've seen people booing strickland because of his simple 1-2 style.
>>242909And surely benefits successful takedown defence , it seems prime time for a knee to the head after stuffing a takedown no ?
>>242741>keeps it fast and ends in timeThey can still fit the fights in their respective 15 minute gaps, do one or two 5 round main events (spread them around if you want to fight boredom, make people buy chips and beer all night instead of dropping last minute, and make the last fight feel fresh), and the last fight of the day should last til someone drops or gives up. A proper last stand. At least make it optional for more money and a special BMF title if there's no belt.Where's the 45 minute fights for a belt? epic slugging each other's tired selves into mush? wuzzes being booed out of the place? where pinning and dragging people on and around the ground is just wasting energy if you get nothing out of it. Where you can jab and teep someone all day and it means nothing unless they go down at some point?Maybe give a chance to a fucker that just faught that day and wants money, fame and feeling like a warrior. When are we Sakuraba-ing again?What do they need the place for after the 5 rounders? what would make them more money than dudes going at it at a dick measuring contest? child trafficking conventions?
>>255808Belal trains with Khabib's team
>>240788You won't do shit faggot. I'll control both your arms and choke you to death while your gf watches.
