I know this isn't the right board for it, but I honestly have no other ideas of how to do it, so please forgive me, and please forgive me killing a thread for that, but it's important to me. More than a decade ago, back in the skype era, I've met a dude here (or rather on the /d/ IRC that was running at the time) who went by the nickname of Esrever. He was a good friend, both to discuss /d/ shit, but we also talked a lot about military stuff, naval engineering, perspective weapons (he had a fetish for naval railguns and kinetics in general, and believed they were vastly superior to anything rocket-powered). I called him Assreaver once as a joke (because this is how his nickname read to me once) and I know he used it for a bit here and there. When discord arrived and I switched over, we lost contact, and I miss the guy. I wonder how he's doing. If you know him, know about him, or you are him, please contact me at secunduspublius@gmail.com. Sorry, again, for the kinda off-board thread. This is the only place that really connects us (hopefully) anymore. Pic is a sketch I drew a little while ago to keep it at least a bit board-relevant.
'weapons autists' consistently manage to be some of the most insufferable people online. Everything about this thread comes off as an attention-grab, from the meaningless words-words-words blabbering on about shit experts in these fields understand better than you ever could, to the forced flexing of your mediocre art under the pretext of keeping the thread on-topic and then this story that you typed out, fully confident that nobody would have any problem with it.Words fail me in describing how much I hate you. I hate your kind so, so, so much and because of this thread and your typing-style, I genuinely hope you see no success in your endeavour. I can't harm you in any way, so I can only pray for your plan to end in failure.
>>11441802AnonLet me tell you something important.Pornography can be a social pasttime. It really, really can. In fact, it's highly enjoyable. Watching, looking at, and sharing pornography, while shooting the shit about hobbies, current events, whatever it takes to get the words flowing, is one of the most sacred and beautiful things we as human beings have. There has been a culture of doing this for literally hundreds of years. This is the actual purpose of the strip club, and this, too, is a third space that has eroded.The propensity to masturbate alone, in the dark, and for nobody to ever know, is a recent phenomenon that coincides with some of the saddest times we have endured.Embrace some fukkin humanity, my man. Feel some human fukkin connection. If this isn't your subject, fine. But, find somewhere you can take cock in hand, and shoot the shit with some people you may or may not ever hang out with again. Do not reject your birthright, and do not get upset at others claiming theirs.
>>11441802My dude >>11441881 gave you everything you need humanity-wise, even if you were probably fishing for a reaction, maybe for someone to freak out and tell you to kys. In the spirit of literal weapons-grade autism though, I will tell you to do so with Britain's finest service rifle: The SA80.The best rifle Britannia's sons could ever hope for. It saved my dad's life and gave him a long career in the Iraqi army. You'll be just fine.
>>11441802My only responses in this thread are those with my pics, anon. I also didn't imply my art is especially good nor demanded any praise. It's just the first folder that opens when I press "browse". The thread is very innocuous, settle down.
>>11421747you dropped heat content just to attach it to your ramblings? that's dedication
A thread dedicated to futas producing absurd amounts of cum. Hyper or non hyper are both fine as long as there's semen everywhere.
>>11422994Very positive...I also like the idea that someone can be so turned on/high libido, their natural state is endlessly cumming and they have to consciously hold back to not cum.
>when the front page threads match so well that it justifies the excessive cumming
>>11422883me and the boys
Post girls eating a lot and getting big bloated belliesNo vore, preg, extreme fatsPrevious: >>11306177
>>11438766>Read the chapter>Entire page of her stomach absolutely throwing a fit and roaring due to indigestionHOLY kinography.
>>11441657>she then pretends to be their imaginary friend as they grow up and effectively gaslights them into undergoing ego deathI thought that was an emmie only phenomen, it was my understanding that Essie just supplants the soul of the princess immediately upon birth.Which is where the abortion analogy kicks in, it's just a very late term abortion which is legal in the states.>The holographic announcement in Doom: Eternal of the HR representative telling humans not to judge the 'mortally challenged' was making fun of you specifically, in case that wasn't obvious.Yeah but that isn't a good reason why the literal embodiment of gluttony wouldn't have a slightly different moral comass than the average joe.One could argue she has the same relationship to us as we do to farm animals.
>>11441669My good nigga you CANNOT just say this and not show us that page
>>11441693Unfortunately, I think they may have taken inspiration from Dokuro-chan for their upset tummy faces, but still very hot.
>>11441658>Also, the triple-capcha is annoying and I resent it.IQ issue, I find them to be much faster than the word captchas
A thread for Stable Diffusion art with a focus on hyper proportions.Previous: >>11362673Nvidia: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Install-and-Run-on-NVidia-GPUsAMD: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Install-and-Run-on-AMD-GPUsCloud: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Online-ServicesOptimizations: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/OptimizationsExtensions: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/ExtensionsCustom Scripts: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Custom-ScriptsWebUI Forge: github.com/lllyasviel/stable-diffusion-webui-forge>RECOMMENDED MODELSNoobAI V-Pred 1.0: civitai.com/models/833294/noobai-xl-nai-xlIllustrious Base: civitai.com/models/795765?modelVersionId=889818Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>11389958Requesting hyper nipples
>>11442016found this one.
nnnovember editionprevious thread: >>11343741Link to Prince_S's skinsuit drive:https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/10rkiFgsn0Y7_TGHBq4_qCBZK-pfvpZAs
>>11439916>>11439917>>11439919I usually prefer suits that have eye and mouth holes but the girl peeling off her skin to give to you as a suit is pretty hot.
Is there anyone has a collection about two person skinsuit whether its a story or an art
>>11441318There is not really a lot out there of specifically double-suiting, but Nayande and SARTAK3’s stuff are the most consistent people for that.If you’re looking for stories, “Suit-rithmetic” by Lheriss does a two-person suit, and then later a four-person suit:https://subcutaneouslover.wordpress.com/patreon/convincing-facade/suit-rithmetic/
Femme boys with huge meat. Keep gender arguments out, they eat post limit.
>>11440943gimme 15$ first
>>11441163You can have all my savings, plus every single woman I've ever looked at.
>>11441818>You can have all my savings, plus every single woman I've ever looked at.so zero and zero?
>>11440877Any creators you'd suggest? I figure I might be able to find some stuff ripped on a certain site.
Previous Thread: >>11373514Same thread as usualPost various blimps and balloons of all shapes and sizesRefrain from posting AI, please
Body Inflation car in NASCAR 25 :D
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Found this Astraloon and God Damn!
On God, we need more Helium Inflation in general.
Given as the anon behind the main omo thread continues to procrastinate on opening one for the girls/fags, it seems I am once again forced to take the matter into my own hands.Pissing & Omo art centered on Males, Futa, or MTF trans go here, Scat an low quality AI does not.Have fun.
>>11440391Honestly if it was any other site this would be a career ruining thing to come out but is it really that surprising the guy who owns the pissing yourself site has pissed himself? If anything, it would be surprising if he wasn’t into it. Still an alright wetting video though so thanks anyway
>>11440391>>11441167A shame Omo.org is complete shit with a trash userbase.
>>11440391Didn't the guy who posted it in that thread try using it as blackmail or something? https://files.catbox.moe/h0qscv.mp4
For the longest time, Maanii's POV wetting series mostly just left the viewer gender up to interpretation (no male wetting tag, just having a puddle in the POV shot). Now though it seems he is more comfortable with just admitting, "yes, this series is about you, a man, pissing yourself".
>>11441878I wish this happened to me irl... (not really but still)Also I wish this was translated, idk how to read Japanese.
been quite a while so let's bring this back again! post and discuss
>>11440323>You don't. Things would be different. Better? No, but different. And probably worse.It would be worse in that I would be poorer because no jobIt would be better in that I would be a female gooner with no responsibilities
>>11440476>with no responsibilitiesYou still got responsibilities.Just now you also get periods and cramps. Maybe tit pain if you got big ones.
>>11440660>You still got responsibilities.Such as?>Just now you also get periods and cramps. Yes this would suck a lot but at least I'd be a female gooner>Maybe tit pain if you got big ones.Worth
Fuck me
When you die the ninth or tenth time, and wake up in a even deeper layer of hell, look directly into the eyes of the suffering that stretches out across all of this reality, and make sure it knows: "Do you really believe I can be scared of dying a eleventh time?"There is no limit to suffering, but it is up to you to have no limit to your hatred of that suffering. Spite is a powerful force that has saved many lives.
Post pics/gifs of everyday items and events getting lewded. So like sprinklers being squirting girls or a phone or car girl getting banged by a charger or gas pump.Please no scat or pee or farts. No overly furry/antro characters would be nice too.
Bump
I love them. I love drawing them. How popular/unpopular are they on /d/?Please post them if you have them. Also feel free to give me requests to draw them. The more disgusting the better.
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>>11433964One of early futanari classic
>>11424289B-b-b-based. Based as hell.
Any art of a female getting sexually aroused or orgasming from a rather unusual method.
>>11439265>Bottom>>11439266>>11439267>>11439268I'm calling the FBI
lmao blessed ear stimulation fetishistiirc i got picrel from gurochan
Venus Body ThreadsHag-o-ween Edition Thanks for hanging out as always, folks.This is the thread for curvy mommy bodies. Post images of thick, full-figured women ripe with the hallmarks of sexual maturity and fertility. But just remember, any age character can have a Venus body type.Common themes include combinations of:>Thick/plump, especially in thighs, hips and butt>Large tits, sometimes sagging or low-hanging>Pubic hair and/or underarm hair>Sometimes a soft, paunchy belly>Sweat/musk/scent>Occasionally muscleFor the previous thread: >>11308262For Venus Futa, check out our sister thread: >>11346390
>>11437755the guy isn't THAT disgusting tbf, but yeah i'd prefer the cute boy i won't lie
>>11439867>he's not a closet homo sexualYou're right, he's an out and public homosexual.
Rare modern Fellatrix image that doesn't turn my stomach
A thread dedicated to Futas showing off their insurmountable penile superiority over men.Any content is allowed, as long as the futa is bigger than the male.Previous thread: >>11337800
>>11435562Imagine being a succubus hunter in a fantasy world. You'd have to be level 999 minimum before going into the supposedly weakest succubi dungeon in the world cuz fuckers will willingly step inside to get done like this and juice her up.
>>11430971>>11439493The duality of man
>>11439558Artist is BINGDAK, https://kemono.cr/fanbox/user/106044657/post/10873080He's drawn another short comic involving succubi before too.>>11439831I think I'd still end up losing to a level 1 futasucc, they're too OP
We are so back!!>>11366481
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Orochinata
I remember there was someone who posted mega link for translation of Bloody jade
>>11429697The link doesn't go to a particular story