Jon Kent’s love life is boring and it’s for one simple reason. Nobody is attempting a convoluted plot with robot doubles and amnesia in an effort to trick him into marriage. He’s a Kent! Where’s the style The showmanship
>>154222955The bitches who made Kal into a man:Lana LangLori LemarisLois LaneLex Luthor
>>154222955>>154222980According to several people here’s every potential love interest for Jon >Jay Nakamura >Imra Ardeen>Damien Wayne >Nia Nal>Yara Flor >Ash II
>>154223299The second he gets put with a cis woman is the moment DC goes through a pr storm
>>154223416He and Yara Flor are on Titans together now.
>>154223458They aren’t together. Jon is attracted to Blue Devil.
Everybody always talks about Sideways when The New Age of Heroes gets brought up, but I liked Silencer. Did you read The Silencer, what did you think of it?
>>154221344Perfect.
>>154207275Onomatopoeia would hate her
>>154211373Why?
>>154207275What's her gimmick?
>>154219391Arrow
I think superheroes would be cooler if they wielded weapons.
>>154223259Wingless flight + weaponry looks weird
>>154223289Nonsense, you just have to adapt to using really big chonky weapons that take into account moving momentum. A super spear picking up terminal velocity from outer orbit, or just beating a dude stomping him with a mountain.
>>154223259The Punisher?
>>154223259But then they'd have to limit the types of enemies they can fight because they'd have to use them "non-lethally" most of the time.Taking out enemies by smacking them with the flat side of a sword or just punching them with the sword in the other hand is lame
>>154224242No
We're the city of progress and our future is bright!
>>154222988Makes me sad. It was the best part
>>154190191Jayce was the best part of Arcane. Story should have focused on him instead of that lesbian shit
>>154224917Early on I thought there'd be a love triangle with Jayce having to choose between Mel and Caitlyn
>>154224940That would have been a fun choice too. I like Caitlyn a lot, a shame she had to be turned into a rug muncher.
Mel was the hottest character in this show.
>you're not an ordinary fella
>>154224517That's a racist statement
https://lrmonline.com/news/mahershala-alis-blade-rumored-to-debut-in-avengers-secret-wars/DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK
>>154222589Wesley snipes should fight him to death and winner gets to play blade till death and eat the loser
>>154222651>World is literally ending due to an incursion >Both blades continue killing a horde of vampires, back to back, to the very end.
>>154222935>This looks like an uphill battle.>Enter Blade>Then it's a good thing I brought my ice skates. >Motherfucker.
>>154222935>>154222985Too kino for Marvel, sorry.
>>154222935>>154222985
Does anyone care about the upcoming Marvel Magic The Gathering set? Granted there are some neat callbacks and appearances, but I don't really understand how its supposed to draw in a large crowd with the insane MTG fandom pricingAlso full set can be viewed here>https://scryfall.com/sets/msh?order=rarity
>>154223342MTG was dead to me before Mirrodin.
>>154223935>Cure Cancer>Turn People into DinosaursIt's clear they had some fun here
Hyped for Carol's cards
>>154223342The set looks fantastic mechanically. I'm kind of bummed there isn't a Red Skull card but besides that it looks great.
>no moon knightLiterally done on purpose, not buying.
Eric Kripke just posted the original pitch document for his adaptation of The Boys.
>>154195797It's nigh impossible to pull off, in honesty. I've tried hard to think of how to do it for long-form storytelling and it's a recipe for story-breaking contrivances. You think Ennis didn't think of this? It just doesn't work. Plus, making V a finite substance they can abuse (in the comics, at least) was the best he could do.
>>154191768>This is the kind of person who makes millions and has multiple successful shows while I stock the frozen section of a grocery store.
>>154217510The only hero he genuinely hates is Captain America.
>>154201834>Anyone who references obscure x stuff and really weird facts about x stuff doesn't strike me as someone who hates the x stuff.FOOL
>>154219270What's the matter?
>The year is 1970>Animation is made to sell toys>The year is 2026>Animation is made to sell "collectibles" Time is a flat circle
>>154223917Whenever they upload a 30 minute episode, they upload a separate 3 minute commercial where the characters shill plushes and posters and t-shirts that's disguised as a short lore video, but to your disappointment it's non canon
>>154224145>disguised as a short lore videoI'm sorry that you're so fucking retarded that you think an obvious ad is a short lore video. I can understand how you think that's predatory when nearly everything must feel that way. It must suck to be that fucking stupid. My apologies, anon. I didn't know.
>>154218336The gotcha is this. Once the toy commercial shows stopped and the showrunners were free to create, they created a tide of horseshit that killed the industry. Bring back toy commercials.
>>154220822>>154220811>>154220806>>154219617you're a newfag and a sperg, you didn't wished anything
>>154210089>no uSneed, sperg>>154210210Stop deflecting>>154210294Keep going to bed, your nonexistant fifth movie didn't earned any budget
Sonic sealing you idiot
>>154225679Sane shit happened. Gay Goku porn was posted this morning. Aannnndddddd........... Yeah, I was distracted by the World Cup to care about the rest.
Sonic won this thread, here he is pictured no digging composite dragon ball, Mario, DC and Marvel
>no digging
Sonic stays winning
>>154225925As expected. As ALWAYS.
Any new news about the Adventure Time movie?
>>154223415Nah he's right
>>154224224No
>>154224408Yes
>>154224408>>154224433Maybe. I don't know.
>>154217049Gtfo>>154223415>no usperg
Did Debbie’s genes even try?
>>154224214Once you get the powers you have the powers.
>>154224237Hm, maybe that does make a halfie stronger because of EMOSHANS pushing you past the limit, instead of being closer to a flesh robot or beasts like viltrumites are.
>>154224214half humans/viltrumites have the adrenaline that humans have so they can go past their limit.
>>154222456>Grows a mustache>Looks like Genghis KhanBased.
>>154224214they become more viltrumite than human as times goes on so I don't think it matters if they survive long enough. The viltrumite genes eat the human and other non viltrumite ones like it was the thing. it's why Thraxan ones get pinker with age.
>>154221227Did they found your balls yet, OP?
>>154221227It was me, I did it
>>154222920t.
>>154221227Oh, a murder scene! Need a hand?
>>154223904Nah, I'm good.
How do you defeat a telepath?
>>154216910With any one of these
>>154217399Finding out you’re not only a comic character but also one from a universe where your only role is to die to the insane murder hobo for cheap sales numbers probably would fry most brains
>>154223122if Pokémon actually existed in a cape universe would there even be a point to heroesor would existing heroes just adopt them as part of the team, Krypto style
>>154216910Batman shows that if you can imagine a song in your head you're immune to mind control. I can do that easily (I'm autistic and regularly play video game music in my head)
>>154216910have indomitable will
Which artist in the modern era has most faithfully taken up the mantle of Moebius? There's something about his style and worldbuilding that just feels *real* in a way that's difficult to put into words.
>>154218986>>154220749They're working together on some comics. Simon on writing, Linnea on art.
>>154220749Love this one right here
>>154218768Wasn't Moebius still alive back then?
>>154222926So?
>>154220749I saw in a discord that he's doing art for a TRPG now as well? I don't really play games but that might be what gets me into them desu