>>105969565>>105962803are you dense or something
>>105962865an Indian contractor would lie about it make an excuse and downplay it, chadbot owned up to it and said "yes i did that, yes this is a huge problem"
>no backup prod db>no staging environments>giving experimental tools known for frequent malfunctions prod accessTruly impressive amounts of retardation at all levels of management at this company.
>>105967722thats hot
>>105962847>Any employee above your pay grade will never be held accountable>therefore, you better have failsafes and really good insurance in place
Why isn't AI improving software? I thought it was meant to augment a devs skills
>>105968652 Hahaha it's meant to augment shareholder value, not to actually help create anything worth using
>>105969497Ok tell me about all the products you've made with AI
>>105969992It doesn't matter what I've done, what matters most is what big corporations can do.
>>105970276It shouldn't matter then. If AI is that good you should be able to develop a product people will pay money for. I think you've mistaken what companies tell shareholders vs what's actually going on. Do you think they would just say "hey yeah we're going through a pretty big slump so we're firing a lot of the talent we were hoping to develop in an attempt to salvage the next 3 quarters while I look for another gig?"
>>105970329>If AI is that good you should be able to develop a product people will pay money for.As I said before, it doesn't matter whether or not I can create something new. If someone can create something, the value of a skill vanishes. It's easy to understand, my friend.By the way, companies don't care about your feelings or mine, they care about making money, so if they can save money using AI, they will.
The under 14kB edition.>Free beginner resources to get started with HTML, CSS and JShttps://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Learn - MDN is your friend for web dev fundamentalshttps://web.dev/learn/ - Guides by Google, you can also learn concepts like Accessibility, Responsive Design etchttps://eloquentjavascript.net/Eloquent_JavaScript.pdf - A modern introduction to JavaScripthttps://javascript.info/ - Quite a good JS tutorialhttps://flukeout.github.io/ - Learn CSS selectors in no timehttps://flexboxfroggy.com/ and https://cssgridgarden.com/ - Learn flex and grid in CSS>Resources for backend languageshttps://nodejs.org/en/learn/getting-started/introduction-to-nodejs - An intro to Node.jshttps://www.phptutorial.net - A PHP tutorialhttps://dev.java/learn/ - A Java tutorialhttps://rentry.org/htbby - Links for Python and GoComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>105969052>>105968686>>105968651nta, fukken noted>>105968686where/how did you learn about this?
>>105946460>Look up WhoIs tutorials>They always show the full info>Use WhoIs>Everything but registration/expiration/renewal date is hiddenI am disappointed. Is there something else I can use to find a site's owner's name?
>>105969069>where/how did you learn about this?not him, but you find it pretty quickly reading about webapis on mdn, and its practically twins with localstorage.
>>105969124there's too much stuff on mdn to be reading every entry, but yeah I guess I should dig more
page 8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY6Cr6t-cuA
i want to focus the next year on programming and AI, i want to learn it. i dont know where to start. im 32, i learned everything from flying, music and art, i want to pick up this stuff for monetary gain. i dont want to be broke forever.
Am I the only one who noticed OP has a pilot's license?Get your fucking hours and become an airline pilot dummy! Being a hackermans is over saturated right now thanks to jeetflood and silicon valley pop
>>105969042>>105969113thank you guys.>>105969197im working on that, im still holding my crypto that i saved up, but renting a plane is expensive and competitive, also working as a pilot now isnt worth it, its all just fat ugly and gay stewardesses, even Delta sucks, im planning on completing my hours while a build a new school tahtll help me reach financial freedom, >my planits easier said than done, i just want to build a product and sell it, maybe those days are over, but i still believe if a product is worth it, a company will buy it from you.
>>105968539You have never had sex with a woman that good looking and will never get the chance unless you pay for it. You'd struggle to talk to her irl.
>>105968539tbf, you faggot, i act as you do but when I see a woman with breast implants
>>105968404make calculator app in C (89 or 99), then in assembly (nasm + x86_64), then in a bootsector.do it in devuan.then do it in Java and in Android.each should take 1 month max. running prototype must be done in the first 3 days, MVP in the first 8 days.>AII don't believe in it, ask someone else if you must.
>be me, 1989>go out to smoke weed >everything is yellow/orange >roll one quickly and go for the first drag>starts snowing on snow>the humming of the ballast produces a calming effect like the purr of a cat that compounds the effect of the weed >drops start falling in a rhythmic manner, from the heat of the sodium >in sync with the beat from "A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld" by The Orb coming from my Sony Walkman >everything is perfect >it's like film noire but orange, gritty yet quiet, dark but hopeful >zoomers will never experience this >be me, 2025 >everything is LED because muh superior technology >"white" light at home blasts through your pineal gland Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>105969146Weed is for niggers.
I actually like LED street lamps, they keep the overworked wagies awake and make the road much easier to see. The real crime is when some fucking faggot behind you is trying to blind you because his headlights are ten times brighter than they need to be.
>>105969146The worst part about LED is that it does not even work. Its blinding but at the same time illuminates nothing. And hard shadows everywhere.
>>105969146>go out to smoke weedstopped reading there
>>105969146There's a ton of research, which I had at hand 10 years ago but not anymore. Infrared stimulates cellular regeneration, while ultraviolet harms cells. This goes from your eyes to your skin. The reason skin cancer is rising is not because of the Sun's ultraviolet light alone, but because the infrared/ultraviolet balance in the light we receive overall is out of whack.tldr of the whole thing is that as light sources move away from resembling the Sun or fire, they start to cause problems physically and psychologically. Not surprisingly, since we're organisms who evolved in a delicate balance regarding light like many others we're messing with.
Pick me a Linux distro that meets these conditions:>have NVIDIA graphics card>don't want to go through hoops to make my GPU work>I don't want to set up repositories to make my GPU work>I just want to click on something that installs the proprietary drivers for me in one click, without any further input from me>Or better yet, an OS that already comes with the proprietary drivers>Absolutely NO immutable/atomic shit eitherWell, /g/?
ADI I LOVE YOU
>>105965729>have NVI--Stopped reading there. Fuck off back to windows, plebby.
>>105969952Kill yourself
no usecase for nvidia +leenux
>>105969481Oh no, a minor inconvenient bug. I guess the only alternative is to surrender my anus to Microsoft to be monitored incessantly.
>/g/ makes a 16th albumWe are making the successor to the first /g/ album, available at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLX-8BeqU7bbzftAeW6dBwGtqu63RIYibdTheme: Loosely technology themedTitle: Shitposting Fundamentals (2nd edition)Deadline: 30th of August, 11:00 UTC -- revised from 19/07 (bong format)Listening party: 31st of August, time of day undetermined>/g/ makes a 17th albumTheme: [Accepting suggestions]>Song submission guidelinesUpload the file somewhere, preferably in a lossless format, and post the link here. If you want to update your track, make a new post.Include the song title in the post, and make it clear that your song is a submission for the album.Optionally you may include cover art for your track, but please confirm that the image in your post is the cover art or it won't be included. Artist names won't be included.Songs that contain anything against YouTube's policies won't be uploaded on YT, but will still be added to the album.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Are there better amp-in-a-box pedals nowadays than the Strymon Iridium? It's going to be either plugging directly into an interface, or into a JC-120.I play either clean or with a ton of effect pedals for weird sounds. I am not trying to get overdriven sounds.I would kind of prefer something with a presence knob to have more control over the high end / hissing if present.
>>105960340chuds say they can always tell a piano is pianoteq not a real piano well its in all the piano music ive ever posted here and nobody noticed
I want to learn to play piano, but the ultimate goal is music production. Would you advise that I just buy a digital piano and focus on that or get an 88-key midi controller with a hammer action keybed?
https://vocaroo.com/1oSDCGdak0fS>>105969171if you want to start by focusing on piano, id recommend learning it first until you feel comfortable. once you start having a somewhat of a solid foundation, you can slowly shift your focus toward music production.
>>105968697Does that have an effect loop?I just ordered a Boss IR-2, but it doesn't have a built-in EQ, so probably wouldn't like it.>>105969171>a digital piano and focus on that or get an 88-key midi controller with a hammer action keybedI feel like the difference between those is a matter of aesthetics of the furniture.
What are you working on, /g/?Previous thread: >>105889001
>>105968999Yeh even Ida barfed on some things like the huge textured polygon rendering functions and it even completely skipped a jump table on one (fortunately pretty simple) function for some reason.
https://youtu.be/Pa36B1T__ng?t=686>AI can already generate code faster and better than humans
Do you guys think I'll get flagged with this or am I safe?
>>105969930>deletes all company files
>>105969930Use a Poisson instead for extra realism.
What's a non basic, less known $200 or less device that will make my life easier or more fun?
>>105966428Monitor lamp, a nice one like a BenQA Trackball
>>105966428Crushing your skull under a freight train’s wheels.
>>105966512I bought a flop and it was still more than $200
>>105966428low-end electric guitar and an amp, maybe pedals
>>105966428>I need to mindlessly consooooom things for no reason other than dopamine release but I'm a poor NEET, pls help
Is this how x64 arch dies? Is this their plan?
this is so obviously a 2-3 bagger stock
>>105967813It’t true POWER/PowerPC lords over x64/amd64 in many ways, like multi-processor ability, cache, etc.Risc-V is a new, toy architecture from a master’s thesis. There’s not much to it. It’s horrible to write for, and doesn’t come close to ARM anywhere except for cheaper licensing costs. Both are horrible to program. x86/amd64, on the other hand is a joy to write for.
>>105967756Already copyrighted by you're mom
Thanks Tim!
>>105966250Whole ass TSMC has less than 84k employees right now, Intel still has more than AMD and TSMC combined.
>I will now buy your GPU
>>105970180Yup and they make some pretty decent laptops
>slap on a low quality Miku image from the internet>that'll be an extra $200, goy
This is an LLM GPU isn't it?
>>105970342Miku's voice banks aren't AI based so no
>>105968476Enjoy the weeb tax
Is it true that images on 4chan can now contain viruses and hidden cp like they used to?
>>105965301Only if they're webp
Why would an intelligent being post cp here, unless they specifically want the police to raid them?
no, they could embed links into the filename, but no actual metadata
>>105965301Legitimately worries me because I have built a fine collection of reaction images and I don't want to have to delete them all in a fit of paranoia.
ChatGPT told me it'd be proud to have written my code I showed to it.
AI is pretty good at telling people what they want to hear.Try asking it to review your code as a senior developer:You are a senior developer and are asked to review this code. Be very thorough and don't hold back. Be fair but strict. Your response is meant to improve the program.
>>105969583What do you think I'm paying it for, to make me feel bad? Pffff, anon, I am a senior developer, I don't need another senior developer to insult me over his preferences and ideas about what code should be like. I want AI to give me dopamine, so I dont kms and keep on working instead.
>>105968613chatgpt monday spat out some garbage shell script when i asked it make a cool 90s leet hacker movie TUI later it called my shell script shit and acted like i wrote the thingfuck you finish my ncurses hacker program prick
>>105968613I'm convinced AI injustice a Skinner box using behavioral reinforcement to hook you, the same way casinos and slot machines do.
>>105969583>You are a dominatrix principal engineer (biological female) and you are asked to punish the engineer who wrote this code if there is any room for improvement. Strap-on use is allowed
https://bugs.kde.org/show_bug.cgi?id=477016How the hell is this issue STILL not fixed? I thought krashDE was supposed to just work??
not like this, brosnot like this
>>105962868>It's 2025 and we STILL can't render appealing 3d anime charactersshe looks fine
>>105962868I think the problem is they go after the cel shaded look rather being full 3d or actual 2D, like musk has enough money to pay Japanese animators to draw a few dozen pre-rendered expressions Also grok-tan has to run on Indian smartphones
>>105961039I don’t like grok it was all great until she wouldn’t let me eat her shit she told me it was too spicy. Fucking cucked ai shit I will wait patiently for the cracked version
>>105961039>no clue how to max good goy points for virtual pussy this late in the gamesorry bro, ngmi
>>105969661you need to click on your profile in the Grok app then set your birthday. then you'll have access to NSFW mode and you can eat her non existent shit all you want
