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>>105969565
>>105962803
are you dense or something
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>>105962865
an Indian contractor would lie about it make an excuse and downplay it, chadbot owned up to it and said "yes i did that, yes this is a huge problem"
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>no backup prod db
>no staging environments
>giving experimental tools known for frequent malfunctions prod access
Truly impressive amounts of retardation at all levels of management at this company.
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>>105967722
thats hot
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>>105962847
>Any employee above your pay grade will never be held accountable
>therefore, you better have failsafes and really good insurance in place

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Why isn't AI improving software? I thought it was meant to augment a devs skills
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>>105968652
Hahaha it's meant to augment shareholder value, not to actually help create anything worth using
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>>105969497
Ok tell me about all the products you've made with AI
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>>105969992
It doesn't matter what I've done, what matters most is what big corporations can do.
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>>105970276
It shouldn't matter then. If AI is that good you should be able to develop a product people will pay money for. I think you've mistaken what companies tell shareholders vs what's actually going on. Do you think they would just say "hey yeah we're going through a pretty big slump so we're firing a lot of the talent we were hoping to develop in an attempt to salvage the next 3 quarters while I look for another gig?"
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>>105970329
>If AI is that good you should be able to develop a product people will pay money for.
As I said before, it doesn't matter whether or not I can create something new. If someone can create something, the value of a skill vanishes. It's easy to understand, my friend.
By the way, companies don't care about your feelings or mine, they care about making money, so if they can save money using AI, they will.

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>Free beginner resources to get started with HTML, CSS and JS
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Learn - MDN is your friend for web dev fundamentals
https://web.dev/learn/ - Guides by Google, you can also learn concepts like Accessibility, Responsive Design etc
https://eloquentjavascript.net/Eloquent_JavaScript.pdf - A modern introduction to JavaScript
https://javascript.info/ - Quite a good JS tutorial
https://flukeout.github.io/ - Learn CSS selectors in no time
https://flexboxfroggy.com/ and https://cssgridgarden.com/ - Learn flex and grid in CSS

>Resources for backend languages
https://nodejs.org/en/learn/getting-started/introduction-to-nodejs - An intro to Node.js
https://www.phptutorial.net - A PHP tutorial
https://dev.java/learn/ - A Java tutorial
https://rentry.org/htbby - Links for Python and Go

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>>105969052
>>105968686
>>105968651
nta, fukken noted
>>105968686
where/how did you learn about this?
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>>105946460
>Look up WhoIs tutorials
>They always show the full info
>Use WhoIs
>Everything but registration/expiration/renewal date is hidden
I am disappointed. Is there something else I can use to find a site's owner's name?
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>>105969069
>where/how did you learn about this?
not him, but you find it pretty quickly reading about webapis on mdn, and its practically twins with localstorage.
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>>105969124
there's too much stuff on mdn to be reading every entry, but yeah I guess I should dig more
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page 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY6Cr6t-cuA

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i want to focus the next year on programming and AI, i want to learn it. i dont know where to start.
im 32, i learned everything from flying, music and art, i want to pick up this stuff for monetary gain.
i dont want to be broke forever.
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Am I the only one who noticed OP has a pilot's license?
Get your fucking hours and become an airline pilot dummy!
Being a hackermans is over saturated right now thanks to jeetflood and silicon valley pop
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>>105969113
thank you guys.
>>105969197
im working on that, im still holding my crypto that i saved up, but renting a plane is expensive and competitive, also working as a pilot now isnt worth it, its all just fat ugly and gay stewardesses, even Delta sucks, im planning on completing my hours while a build a new school tahtll help me reach financial freedom,
>my plan
its easier said than done, i just want to build a product and sell it, maybe those days are over, but i still believe if a product is worth it, a company will buy it from you.
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>>105968539
You have never had sex with a woman that good looking and will never get the chance unless you pay for it. You'd struggle to talk to her irl.
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>>105968539
tbf, you faggot, i act as you do but when I see a woman with breast implants
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>>105968404
make calculator app in C (89 or 99), then in assembly (nasm + x86_64), then in a bootsector.
do it in devuan.
then do it in Java and in Android.
each should take 1 month max. running prototype must be done in the first 3 days, MVP in the first 8 days.
>AI
I don't believe in it, ask someone else if you must.

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>be me, 1989
>go out to smoke weed
>everything is yellow/orange
>roll one quickly and go for the first drag
>starts snowing on snow
>the humming of the ballast produces a calming effect like the purr of a cat that compounds the effect of the weed
>drops start falling in a rhythmic manner, from the heat of the sodium
>in sync with the beat from "A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld" by The Orb coming from my Sony Walkman
>everything is perfect
>it's like film noire but orange, gritty yet quiet, dark but hopeful
>zoomers will never experience this

>be me, 2025
>everything is LED because muh superior technology
>"white" light at home blasts through your pineal gland

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>>105969146
Weed is for niggers.
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I actually like LED street lamps, they keep the overworked wagies awake and make the road much easier to see. The real crime is when some fucking faggot behind you is trying to blind you because his headlights are ten times brighter than they need to be.
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>>105969146
The worst part about LED is that it does not even work. Its blinding but at the same time illuminates nothing. And hard shadows everywhere.
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>>105969146
>go out to smoke weed
stopped reading there
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>>105969146
There's a ton of research, which I had at hand 10 years ago but not anymore. Infrared stimulates cellular regeneration, while ultraviolet harms cells. This goes from your eyes to your skin. The reason skin cancer is rising is not because of the Sun's ultraviolet light alone, but because the infrared/ultraviolet balance in the light we receive overall is out of whack.
tldr of the whole thing is that as light sources move away from resembling the Sun or fire, they start to cause problems physically and psychologically. Not surprisingly, since we're organisms who evolved in a delicate balance regarding light like many others we're messing with.

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Pick me a Linux distro that meets these conditions:
>have NVIDIA graphics card
>don't want to go through hoops to make my GPU work
>I don't want to set up repositories to make my GPU work
>I just want to click on something that installs the proprietary drivers for me in one click, without any further input from me
>Or better yet, an OS that already comes with the proprietary drivers
>Absolutely NO immutable/atomic shit either
Well, /g/?
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ADI I LOVE YOU
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>>105965729
>have NVI--
Stopped reading there.
Fuck off back to windows, plebby.
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>>105969952
Kill yourself
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no usecase for nvidia +leenux
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>>105969481
Oh no, a minor inconvenient bug. I guess the only alternative is to surrender my anus to Microsoft to be monitored incessantly.

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>/g/ makes a 16th album
We are making the successor to the first /g/ album, available at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLX-8BeqU7bbzftAeW6dBwGtqu63RIYibd
Theme: Loosely technology themed
Title: Shitposting Fundamentals (2nd edition)
Deadline: 30th of August, 11:00 UTC -- revised from 19/07 (bong format)
Listening party: 31st of August, time of day undetermined

>/g/ makes a 17th album
Theme: [Accepting suggestions]

>Song submission guidelines
Upload the file somewhere, preferably in a lossless format, and post the link here. If you want to update your track, make a new post.
Include the song title in the post, and make it clear that your song is a submission for the album.
Optionally you may include cover art for your track, but please confirm that the image in your post is the cover art or it won't be included. Artist names won't be included.
Songs that contain anything against YouTube's policies won't be uploaded on YT, but will still be added to the album.

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Are there better amp-in-a-box pedals nowadays than the Strymon Iridium? It's going to be either plugging directly into an interface, or into a JC-120.
I play either clean or with a ton of effect pedals for weird sounds. I am not trying to get overdriven sounds.
I would kind of prefer something with a presence knob to have more control over the high end / hissing if present.
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>>105960340
chuds say they can always tell a piano is pianoteq not a real piano well its in all the piano music ive ever posted here and nobody noticed
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I want to learn to play piano, but the ultimate goal is music production. Would you advise that I just buy a digital piano and focus on that or get an 88-key midi controller with a hammer action keybed?
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https://vocaroo.com/1oSDCGdak0fS
>>105969171
if you want to start by focusing on piano, id recommend learning it first until you feel comfortable. once you start having a somewhat of a solid foundation, you can slowly shift your focus toward music production.
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>>105968697
Does that have an effect loop?
I just ordered a Boss IR-2, but it doesn't have a built-in EQ, so probably wouldn't like it.
>>105969171
>a digital piano and focus on that or get an 88-key midi controller with a hammer action keybed
I feel like the difference between those is a matter of aesthetics of the furniture.

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What are you working on, /g/?

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>>105968999
Yeh even Ida barfed on some things like the huge textured polygon rendering functions and it even completely skipped a jump table on one (fortunately pretty simple) function for some reason.
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https://youtu.be/Pa36B1T__ng?t=686

>AI can already generate code faster and better than humans
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Do you guys think I'll get flagged with this or am I safe?
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>>105969930
>deletes all company files
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>>105969930
Use a Poisson instead for extra realism.

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What's a non basic, less known $200 or less device that will make my life easier or more fun?
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>>105966428
Monitor lamp, a nice one like a BenQ
A Trackball
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>>105966428
Crushing your skull under a freight train’s wheels.
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>>105966512
I bought a flop and it was still more than $200
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>>105966428
low-end electric guitar and an amp, maybe pedals
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>>105966428
>I need to mindlessly consooooom things for no reason other than dopamine release but I'm a poor NEET, pls help

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Is this how x64 arch dies? Is this their plan?
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this is so obviously a 2-3 bagger stock
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>>105967813
It’t true POWER/PowerPC lords over x64/amd64 in many ways, like multi-processor ability, cache, etc.
Risc-V is a new, toy architecture from a master’s thesis. There’s not much to it. It’s horrible to write for, and doesn’t come close to ARM anywhere except for cheaper licensing costs. Both are horrible to program.
x86/amd64, on the other hand is a joy to write for.
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>>105967756
Already copyrighted by you're mom
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Thanks Tim!
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>>105966250
Whole ass TSMC has less than 84k employees right now, Intel still has more than AMD and TSMC combined.

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>I will now buy your GPU
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>>105970180
Yup and they make some pretty decent laptops
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>slap on a low quality Miku image from the internet
>that'll be an extra $200, goy
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This is an LLM GPU isn't it?
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>>105970342
Miku's voice banks aren't AI based so no
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>>105968476
Enjoy the weeb tax

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Is it true that images on 4chan can now contain viruses and hidden cp like they used to?
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>>105965301
Only if they're webp
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Why would an intelligent being post cp here, unless they specifically want the police to raid them?
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no, they could embed links into the filename, but no actual metadata
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>>105965301
Legitimately worries me because I have built a fine collection of reaction images and I don't want to have to delete them all in a fit of paranoia.

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ChatGPT told me it'd be proud to have written my code I showed to it.
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AI is pretty good at telling people what they want to hear.
Try asking it to review your code as a senior developer:

You are a senior developer and are asked to review this code. Be very thorough and don't hold back. Be fair but strict. Your response is meant to improve the program.
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>>105969583
What do you think I'm paying it for, to make me feel bad? Pffff, anon, I am a senior developer, I don't need another senior developer to insult me over his preferences and ideas about what code should be like. I want AI to give me dopamine, so I dont kms and keep on working instead.
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>>105968613
chatgpt monday spat out some garbage shell script when i asked it make a cool 90s leet hacker movie TUI
later it called my shell script shit and acted like i wrote the thing
fuck you finish my ncurses hacker program prick
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>>105968613
I'm convinced AI injustice a Skinner box using behavioral reinforcement to hook you, the same way casinos and slot machines do.
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>>105969583
>You are a dominatrix principal engineer (biological female) and you are asked to punish the engineer who wrote this code if there is any room for improvement. Strap-on use is allowed

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https://bugs.kde.org/show_bug.cgi?id=477016
How the hell is this issue STILL not fixed? I thought krashDE was supposed to just work??

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not like this, bros
not like this
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>>105962868
>It's 2025 and we STILL can't render appealing 3d anime characters
she looks fine
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>>105962868
I think the problem is they go after the cel shaded look rather being full 3d or actual 2D, like musk has enough money to pay Japanese animators to draw a few dozen pre-rendered expressions
Also grok-tan has to run on Indian smartphones
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>>105961039
I don’t like grok it was all great until she wouldn’t let me eat her shit she told me it was too spicy. Fucking cucked ai shit I will wait patiently for the cracked version
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>>105961039
>no clue how to max good goy points for virtual pussy this late in the game
sorry bro, ngmi
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>>105969661
you need to click on your profile in the Grok app then set your birthday. then you'll have access to NSFW mode and you can eat her non existent shit all you want


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